1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,066 (G 2 00:00:00,066 --> 00:00:00,100 (Gen 3 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:00,133 (Gentl 4 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:00,166 (Gentle 5 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:00,200 (Gentle el 6 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:00,233 (Gentle elec 7 00:00:00,233 --> 00:00:00,266 (Gentle electr 8 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:00,300 (Gentle electron 9 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:00,333 (Gentle electronic 10 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:00,367 (Gentle electronic m 11 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:00,400 (Gentle electronic mus 12 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:00,433 (Gentle electronic music 13 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:01,001 (Gentle electronic music) 14 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,070 ♪ 15 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,418 (Ziigwan): I think we should change angles. 16 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,686 (Nat): Why? 17 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,421 (Ziigwan): He looks like he's not even breathing. 18 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,789 (Miigwan): That's hockey players. 19 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,557 Big personalities on the ice, but you can't pay them 20 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:26,559 to have a shart of charisma away from it. 21 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:27,994 - This is so dumb. 22 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,730 (Ziigwan): There you go. There is some life. 23 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:33,033 (Nat): Do you think that we should showcase the teeth? 24 00:00:33,099 --> 00:00:35,535 That's uniquely hockey, right? (Miigwan): I don't know. 25 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,204 (Nat): I think we should. (Miigwan): You think people would like that? 26 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,274 (Ziigwan): Worst case, they feel bad for him and they say like, 27 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,676 "OK, slugger, we'll come watch you play." 28 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:46,079 (Nat): Shoresy! Smile for a second. 29 00:00:48,014 --> 00:00:49,716 (Ziigwan): Take the dip out of your lip. 30 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,485 - Me? (Ziigwan): Holy fuck. 31 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:54,654 - Go? Huh? (Ziigwan): Shoresy. 32 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,823 (Ziigwan): Is this the first time you've sat in a stool? 33 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,725 (Nat): Ziig. - It isn't a stool, idiot. 34 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,627 (Nat): Go. - Stools don't have back rests. 35 00:01:00,693 --> 00:01:02,128 (Miigwan): Action! 36 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,065 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 37 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,634 on a Sudbury Saturday night? (Nat): Ziig! 38 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,070 (Miigwan): OK, do it again. 39 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:13,006 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 40 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,708 on a Sudbury Saturday night? (giggling) 41 00:01:15,775 --> 00:01:17,677 (Nat): Ziigwan! (Miigwan): Why are you saying 42 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,579 "and" like that? - Because on the card, 43 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,147 you've got "and" written in bold. 44 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,882 (Ziigwan): That's italics, you dumb fuck. 45 00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:25,318 - Fuck you, Ziig, you fucking twat. 46 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,755 (Nat): You alright, Sanguinet? (Miigwan): Leave him alone. 47 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,723 (Ziigwan): He looks like he's in rigor mortis. 48 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:32,392 (Nat): Are you nervous or something? 49 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,160 - A bit. (Shoresy): Sanger, you look like 50 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,463 someone stuck a giant Popsicle stick to your spine 51 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,932 and is holding you up by it. (Miigwan): Fuck you, Shoresy. 52 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,200 (Shoresy): Well, he looks like an idiot. 53 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:41,568 (Nat): Shut up. (Shoresy): It's like someone's 54 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:42,735 holding him like a puppet. 55 00:01:42,802 --> 00:01:44,604 What's that called, a taxidermist? 56 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,573 (Miigwan): "Vantriloquist", you dunce. 57 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,741 (Ziigwan): It's actually ven-triloquist. 58 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,410 (Shoresy): Uh-oh, Ziig, looks like your sister's 59 00:01:50,477 --> 00:01:51,811 better looking and smarter. 60 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,713 (Nat): Isn't it marionette? 61 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:55,715 - I have to pee. 62 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,419 - Are you and your family looking for something fun to do 63 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:01,054 on a Sudbury Saturday night? 64 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,922 (laughter) 65 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:04,691 (Ziigwan): The italics are fucking them up, Nat. 66 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,426 - What're ya at, old man? (Shoresy): Hitch, you're such 67 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,161 a fucking beauty, I sometimes forget 68 00:02:08,228 --> 00:02:10,763 what an odd-looking east coast cunt you are. 69 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:15,702 (Shoresy): Looks like he brushes his teeth with a brick, eh? 70 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,206 (Shoresy): Cut! - Is it Saturday Sudbury night 71 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:23,209 or Sudbury Saturday night? (Shoresy): Cut! 72 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,778 - So now I don't say what's on the card? 73 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,447 - No, just-- - Huh? 74 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:28,815 - Just say what you want! 75 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,584 - Yeah, so-- (Miigwan): Don't swear! 76 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:35,355 - Yeah, so, we got a different team now. 77 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:37,991 Like, even Sanger was on the last one, so. 78 00:02:38,057 --> 00:02:40,260 But now, he's coach and he's 1-0 so. 79 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:44,464 So the Bulldogs aren't fu-- rigging around anymore. 80 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,899 The Bulldogs are gonna compete. 81 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:50,303 So, if you wanna see the new Bulldogs then... 82 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,006 get your bums in a seat. 83 00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:56,743 - Cut. 84 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,012 (upbeat music) 85 00:03:39,252 --> 00:03:42,088 - I'm gonna put you on your ass! - For what? 86 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,057 - Do not let him ruin it this time, Laurence. 87 00:03:44,123 --> 00:03:46,593 - Well, sounds like you want your dance to suck then, eh Kayla? 88 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:47,994 - Plant your feet, girl. - Huh? 89 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,396 - Plant your feet, girl? - Tell your uncle what's up. 90 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,965 - Stay here. - That's what's up. 91 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,200 - Alright, well, I'll stay here. Sounds like you don't want 92 00:03:54,267 --> 00:03:55,735 anyone watching your dance, that's fine. 93 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,370 - We didn't even get to do the whole thing because 94 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,072 you were trying to stunt. - Oh, I'm just saying, 95 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:00,773 I heard some people saying they thought it lacked inclusion, 96 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,675 but whatever, it doesn't matter. - Fuck you, Waffle. 97 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,111 - I'm just saying I heard some people saying they thought it lacked representation. 98 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,413 So I just wanted to do something so she didn't get in trouble. 99 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,681 Doesn't matter. - Stay! 100 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:10,216 - Yeah, I'll stay here. But just so you know, 101 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,218 Carrie got Facebooked by some people saying they heard 102 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,587 Justin Timberlake was down here doing some moves or whatever, 103 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,955 but doesn't matter. - Fuck Facebook. 104 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,890 - Fucking Twitter'd or whatever. - Twitter's a cult. 105 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,626 - Fucking Shawn Mendes or whatever. 106 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,261 - I'm a Belieber! - He can skate. 107 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:22,895 - Don't ruin it, Waffle. - Alright, well, 108 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:24,897 just go get me a Puppers and it's a deal. 109 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:33,006 - Sup, Free? Hmm? 110 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,675 Looking a little anxious over there for someone who smells 111 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:37,977 like a Bob Marley fan. - Kid, don't be a tic. 112 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:40,146 - Hey, Free, why don't you go smoke another joystick? 113 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,981 (chuckles) Hey, Free, why don't we pick up 114 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:43,950 a 40 sack, smoke a session? - Waffle. 115 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,252 - Eh, Free? Wanna smoke a homegrown? Let's torch one. 116 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:47,887 Get you feelin' all smoochy-woochy. 117 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,290 Eh? Got some of that good Panatella Tommy Chong? 118 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,559 Mm-hmm. Got some of that Maracachefa Manteca Mafafa? 119 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,629 - Do your thing, pop. - Watch your mouth, Dad. 120 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,898 - Wish me luck. Hello, luck. 121 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,235 - Hey, Free, save me some of that swaggy. Nothing too stemmy. 122 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,536 (microphone feedback) 123 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:07,340 - Well, thank you for coming to our annual family reunion. 124 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,309 (cheers) 125 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,913 I appreciate all the highfalutin city bullshit 126 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,515 you've managed to put aside. 127 00:05:15,581 --> 00:05:17,083 (applause) You know... 128 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:21,521 These gatherings are important because they remind ya 129 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:26,426 of where you came from and how proud you should be of where you are. 130 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:28,461 (applause) 131 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,598 My first foster child was the one they call Shoresy. 132 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:36,469 But the one you call... (All): Waffle. 133 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:37,570 (laughter) 134 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:38,738 As you can see, 135 00:05:38,805 --> 00:05:40,173 he was full bars fat. 136 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:44,210 Well, I was a little fatso myself at the time, right? 137 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,312 (laughter) Which is why I assumed 138 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,814 they put him with me. 139 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:52,051 We were a pair of chubsy butter-wubsys, huh? 140 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:55,088 A couple of real ponchy-jumbos. 141 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:58,825 Now, being fubsy was of no consequence to me down on the farm, 142 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,827 but Shoresy was being teased at school 143 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,628 for being a roly-poly. 144 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,930 Well, what did they call ya? 145 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,165 - Plupy-Dumpers, Dumpy-chubbers, 146 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:10,370 Whale-Whopper, Salad Dodger-- - Ha, full bars fat. 147 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:15,508 And I could tell he was starting to not like himself very much. 148 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,909 (microphone feedback) 149 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,846 But then, Morris came. 150 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,782 (all): Big Mo! Big Mo! (applause) 151 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:26,319 Now, when Morris arrived, Shoresy was eating a lot of waffles, 152 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,355 which was the nickname Morris gave him. And it stuck. 153 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,957 (all): Waffle. 154 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:32,558 - He was as big as a house. 155 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:35,128 - I was as big as a fucking international house of pancakes. 156 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,796 (laughter) - Every time you walked 157 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:39,499 into a room, there he was with a mouthful. 158 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,568 And a bead of sweat just dripping off his one chin. 159 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:44,537 - He was snacking eight, nine waffles for breakfast. 160 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,939 - Well, there's eight to a pack. I wouldn't crack open 161 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:49,008 a whole new pack just for a ninth Eggo. 162 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,276 I'd fucking add a bowl of cereal. 163 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,545 - He was all sorts of cinnamon-roly. 164 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,314 - He was freezing chocolate bars, crunching 'em up 165 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,250 with a hammer, and sprinkling 'em on his waffles. 166 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,218 - OK, Waffle, you got a good idea there. 167 00:06:59,285 --> 00:07:01,120 - I was nuking 'em for a bit there too. 168 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,488 - Well, his whole life was a sundae bar. 169 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:05,191 - Melting down Butterfingers in the microwave at noon. 170 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,760 - My whole plate looked like a fucking easter basket. 171 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,663 (laughter) - But then Morris came. 172 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,331 (all): Big Mo! Big Mo! 173 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:16,736 - Now, Morris was an athlete with no one to play with. 174 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,805 So, Shoresy was given the task. 175 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,239 - It was me and Waffle everywhere. 176 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,974 Me and Waffle on the soccer field. 177 00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:24,010 - Hey Waffle, you run like a girl! 178 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:25,445 - Me and Waffle at the ball park. 179 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,280 - Hey Waffle, you throw like a girl! 180 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,081 - Me and Waffle at the tennis court. 181 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:32,218 - Hey Waffle, I'm gonna fuck... (both): ...Serena Williams! 182 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,454 (laughter) - Day after day 183 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,691 and game after game, Morris just pounded him into the ground. 184 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,359 - Uh-huh. - Did he ever beat you, Dad? 185 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,295 - If you can't win, don't play, baby. 186 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:45,898 - Shoresy and Morris would compete from sun up to sun down. 187 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:49,168 With Shoresy losing and losing and losing again. 188 00:07:49,235 --> 00:07:51,170 Which, of course, made him feel bad. 189 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:54,240 He started to really hate it. But then, 190 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:56,742 something clicked up there. 191 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,212 He started to do something different. 192 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:03,416 Shoresy started to play not just with Morris, but without Morris. 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,386 And you know what happened? He started to get better. 194 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:14,126 And before you knew it, one day, Shoresy beat Morris. 195 00:08:14,193 --> 00:08:15,828 (soft applause) Well, just the one time, 196 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,297 but he did beat him. - Give your balls a tug. 197 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:21,100 - He's been chasing that feeling ever since. 198 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,603 And along the way, with all the work, 199 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,806 the weight came off him. (applause) 200 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,209 - I hate this story. Don't be fat, and feel better. 201 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:32,812 - Yeah, let's figure out what makes you feel good. 202 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:36,048 - Sometimes you need a little bit of tough love to get yourself sorted. 203 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,984 - Never going back again, baby. 204 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:39,552 - Crank it up, buddy, you're up next. 205 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:41,521 (laughing) - Now, for all Waffle was fat, 206 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:44,457 Morris was dumb. (all): Big Mo! Big Mo! 207 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,460 - Fucking Mo was way dumber than I was fat. 208 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,062 - You could barely run. - You could barely read. 209 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,098 - So there I am, straight out of the gate 210 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,666 with a fat one and a dumb one. (laughter) 211 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:55,234 - Mo, you honestly wanna say 212 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,069 that I was as fat as you were dumb? 213 00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,504 - What are you gonna do, Waffle? 214 00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:00,973 - Mo, your social worker said two things to Dad. 215 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,276 He said, "You OK with Blacks?" Dad says, "Yeah." 216 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:05,044 He says, "Well, how about a dumb one?" 217 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,178 - Shut up, Waffle! 218 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,447 - No, that may have been said, Kayla. 219 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,583 - Hand to heart, Kayla. - And as I'm wondering 220 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,286 if this was all a big mistake, in walks Carrie. 221 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:17,957 (all): Care bear count down, four, three, two, one! 222 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:19,292 (chuckling) 223 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:21,928 - Now, where Morris helped Waffle with being fat, 224 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,130 Carrie helped Morris with being dumb. 225 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:27,033 - Morris wasn't that dumb. He just needed a good tutor. 226 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,935 - Hey Mo, what comes after a thousand? 227 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,104 - Two thousand. - A thousand and one! 228 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,472 (laughter) - Yeah, as a social worker, 229 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,541 I can confidently say that Mo's social worker 230 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:37,610 wouldn't have called him dumb. - Well, actually, Care, 231 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,246 it was dumb, and then later, real fucking dumb. 232 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,048 - You know, I think that was said. 233 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,950 - Well, real fucking dumb has a Tim Hortons 234 00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,852 franchise, bitch. Owner Operator. 235 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:48,387 - No way the social worker said dumb. 236 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:49,822 - You wanna know what your social worker 237 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,291 said to Dad, Carrie? He said, "You OK with Asians?" 238 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:54,827 Dad says, "Yeah." And she says, "Well, how about a gay one?" 239 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:56,062 - Fuck you, Waffle. (crowd gasps) 240 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,198 - No, Free. That was definitely said. 241 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,401 - Something you wanna say, Free? - You don't want it, girl. 242 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:04,537 - He don't want it. - Free! 243 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,340 - Let's get into it, Waffle. 'Cause you're gonna hear this. 244 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,775 You're all gonna hear this. 245 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:14,146 I know you all see our engagement rings. 246 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,082 I know you're all talking. 247 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,251 Those two girls can't be together, it ain't right. 248 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:24,156 Well, guess what?! Carrie is not my sister. 249 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,258 She's my foster sister, 250 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:28,160 so it's completely fine that we're getting married. 251 00:10:28,227 --> 00:10:29,428 - Sounds perfectly fine. 252 00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,863 - And she was only my foster sister 253 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,332 for a year and a half. - Just keep saying you're sisters, 254 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,601 Free, it's likely one of those "the more you hear it" things. 255 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,270 (Carrie and Free): Dad! - You both call him Dad, Care! 256 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,072 I mean, it's like-- - You were called sisters 257 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,374 and brothers on the farm. 258 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,476 - Hey, Free, you know any brothers with sisters 259 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,611 who fire digits up each other? 260 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,013 - But you're not blood. 261 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,047 Right? 262 00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,916 So, I think it's perfectly fine 263 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,718 for you to get married, Free. 264 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:53,853 (applause) - Thank you! 265 00:10:53,919 --> 00:10:55,321 - But, you didn't seriously think 266 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,657 we weren't gonna take the piss out of ya, did ya? 267 00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,858 (laughing) 268 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:00,026 - You're worth it. 269 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:03,462 - Get a room you fucking sister wife! 270 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,564 (upbeat music) 271 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,269 - So there was no foster mom? 272 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,238 - No, just the dad. - Huh. 273 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,640 Hence the fascination for older women. 274 00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:19,245 - You coming to the game tonight? 275 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,380 - Laurence Leboeuf! - Laurence Leboeuf! 276 00:11:21,447 --> 00:11:23,749 - Laurence Leboeuf! Bonjour! 277 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:24,650 - Salut! 278 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:25,484 - Remy Nadeau. 279 00:11:25,551 --> 00:11:26,986 Avec mon partenaire Benoit... 280 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,321 - Benny! - Benoit Benny Brodeur. 281 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,124 Et moi, Remy Nadeau. - Laurence Leboeuf! 282 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,826 - Laurence Leboeuf! 283 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,264 - Yup. 284 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,133 (both): Ah. 285 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,736 - Remy Nadeau avec mon partenaire Benoit... 286 00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:44,837 - Benny Coach! 287 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,407 - Benoit Benny Brodeur. We go everywhere JJ go. 288 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,610 I do the plays-by-play. - And I do the colours! 289 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,746 - Benoit Benny Brodeur do the colours. 290 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,415 I, Remy Nadeau, do the plays-by-play. 291 00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:59,685 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf. 292 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,258 - Lysandre Nadeau? (mumbling) 293 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,903 - Lysandre Nadeau. Remy Nadeau. 294 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,339 - All the Quebecois starlets, they love the JJ. 295 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,341 - All of Quebec love him, coach. 296 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,649 (upbeat music) 297 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:21,734 - Oui, allo, Lysandre Nadeau. - Coucou. 298 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,807 - Oh my God, no way, Laura Mohr is the hottest girl 299 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,244 in Sudbury, you fucking idiot. Oh my God. 300 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:09,114 Oh, hey, Laura. Did you just hear that piece of shit? So dumb. 301 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,817 - Judging by the parking lot, a handful of people care now. 302 00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,219 - Sudbury Saturday night. 303 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,720 - Cheapest drinks in the city too. 304 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,456 - When are you gonna let me take you out for some good Caribbean? 305 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,758 - I don't date sluts. - My God are you good-looking. 306 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:23,262 I know I may come off as a real devil-may-care kind of guy, 307 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,663 but we both know you'd run my show. 308 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,832 - Yeah? How so? - I'd take a header off 309 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,134 the Bridge of Nations just to brush arms with ya. 310 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,203 - Oh? - I'd full gainer down the crack 311 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,005 in Kilarney just to hold your purse. 312 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,740 - Mm. - I'd sit my bare ass 313 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,910 on the big nickel just to have you flick some debris off my shirt, 314 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:40,012 I swear to God, I'd be so good to ya. 315 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,715 - Does North Bay's captain still have the biggest C in the league? 316 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,884 - It's the biggest fucking C in the world. 317 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,619 (chuckles) - See ya. 318 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,455 - Hey, when was the last time 319 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,390 you had some good assorted tempura. 320 00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,359 - Fuck you, Shoresy! 321 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:54,994 - For what?! 322 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,495 - You guys win one-- - Huh? 323 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,464 - You guys win one game and you think you can just 324 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,432 cruise in five minutes before warm-up? 325 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,867 - Yeah-- - Huh? 326 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,535 - It's senior whale shit hockey, Ziig, 327 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,537 it's not the fucking Knight's Watch. 328 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,539 - Senior AAA. - Whale shit all the same. 329 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:10,442 - You're in half an hour before warm-up now, minimum. 330 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,344 - For what?! - Ride the bike-- 331 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,646 - Huh? 332 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,614 - Ride the bike! - Nat, if I want a good laugh, 333 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,050 I'll watch Mr. Bean. - I'm serious. 334 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,752 - What bike?! 335 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,520 - Take your pick. 336 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,724 Sponsors at the Blueberry Festival 337 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:27,226 were so fired up about your win 338 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:29,528 they decided to invest in another. 339 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,901 - No one's gonna use this. - I know. 340 00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:37,970 - Not one player will use this. (sighs) 341 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,039 - Good work, Blueberry Fest. - Like, the bikes, maybe. 342 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,140 People love biking. 343 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:42,341 - Three bikes is excessive though. 344 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:43,542 - They think we've got three fucking 345 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,477 Rod Brind'amours or what? (sighs) 346 00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:46,812 - They were so fired-- - Huh? 347 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,414 - They were so fired up when they wheeled 348 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,215 all this shit in. - Are you trying not to laugh? 349 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,085 - I had to pretend to be fired up too because they were so fired up. 350 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,054 - Does it come with some fucking Gary Roberts tapes or what? 351 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,523 - I don't think they understand Senior "Whale Shit" Hockey. 352 00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,824 - Senior AAA. 353 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,326 (Shoresy and Nat): Whale shit all the same. 354 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:02,194 - Like, watch this. Hey, Jims. 355 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,896 They work out, Jim? - Yeah. 356 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,098 - When was the last time you worked out, Jim? 357 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,399 - 2012. - Jim? 358 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,734 - Grade ten. - Jim? 359 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,536 - I'd have to think about that, Shoresy. 360 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,971 I can't quite recall right now. 361 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,306 The truth is, I never really enjoyed doing cardio. 362 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,774 - Thanks, Jims. 363 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:17,576 - I wanted to tell them most of these guys 364 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,311 have families and jobs, they don't play Senior hockey 365 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,779 to come to the rink and work out. 366 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,449 - I bet the Soo work out. - The Soo are so fucking good. 367 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,150 - Seriously though, don't cut it so close. 368 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:27,486 Get a good warm up in or you're gonna get hurt. 369 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:28,887 Tell the sluts. - You tell 'em. 370 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,789 - They're not here. - Are they not here yet? 371 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,658 - Shoresy, do you see-- - Huh? 372 00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:34,560 - Come with me. 373 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,263 North Bay Norseman, baby. Gonna win? 374 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,865 - Well, if you can't win, don't play. 375 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,368 - 'Cause if we lose. - We'll never lose again, Ziig. 376 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,836 - I hate playing these guys. 377 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,671 - Well, I fucking love playing these guys. 378 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,506 - Because they don't beat us as bad as the Soo? 379 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,274 - No, 'cause of the C on their captain's sweater. 380 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,676 - Keller? - It's the biggest C you've 381 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,678 ever seen in your life. Ziig, I can see you're real 382 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,912 slammed here and everything, 383 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,748 but is someone gonna call the boys or no? 384 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:57,583 - I got us a new tendy. - From who? 385 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:58,717 - No-- - Huh? 386 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,252 - No one, he doesn't play anymore. 387 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,454 - Well, sounds way fucking dumber when you say it. 388 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,056 - A little heads up-- - Oh my God, 389 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,157 is it this guy right here? 390 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,925 Did you get him from fucking Cirque du Soleil? 391 00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,294 - Cirque de Soleil, and no answer from Dolo. 392 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,896 - It's actually Cirque du Soleil, 393 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,631 and no answer from Sanguinet either. 394 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,767 - You know him. - No, I don't know either 395 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,635 of the Ringling Brothers. - And you're gonna be-- 396 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,204 - Hey, bud, are you a fucking panhandler or something? 397 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,939 Actually, you got a dip? 398 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:23,375 Mark Michaels? 399 00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:24,777 - Already, Nat? 400 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,812 - Our new tendy is fucking Mark Michaels? 401 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,247 - You're go-- - Huh?! 402 00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:30,783 - You're gonna be nice to him. - It starts already, Nat. 403 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:33,786 - We lose 20 on the campaign, you gas him, then we win one, 404 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,421 and so, you bring him back? Huh? 405 00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,688 - See, I knew that-- - Shut up! 406 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,090 - I knew this was a bad idea, Nat. 407 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,225 - You shut up too. - Well, I knew it, Nat. 408 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,560 - She said shut up, slut. 409 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,495 - Why are you saying her name so much? 410 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,663 - Do you see, Nat? - Michaels! 411 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,198 - He said your name like, 20 times. 412 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,433 - Shut up. - So annoying. 413 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,500 - Nat! (together): Oh my God! 414 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,835 - Just shut up. And you, shut up. 415 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,804 - No answer from Hitch. - No answer from Goody. 416 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,173 - Both of you, listen. You're gonna apologize to him. 417 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,541 - For what?! - For what? 418 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,009 - And you're gonna apologize to him. 419 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,744 And then, you're not gonna talk to him anymore. 420 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,279 - I don't wanna talk to him fucking ever. 421 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,014 - Good, 'cause I don't wanna talk to him either. 422 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,715 - Oh, give your balls a tug. (Nat): Shoresy! 423 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,084 - He should be apologizing to me. 424 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,519 - What the... Excuse me! (mocking): Excuse me! 425 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,687 - For what? 426 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,089 - For being such a fucking loser. 427 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:10,789 - Know what? That's it. 428 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,458 - Fucking tit fucker. 429 00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:13,859 - I'm out. - Yeah, take your balls 430 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,494 with you, pheasant. - Shoresy, apologize or we fold! 431 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,196 - You can't just hold that over my head 432 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,430 every time you need something. 433 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,898 - Yes, I can. (Ziig, Miig): Yes, she can. 434 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,266 - Yes, she can, but she shouldn't. 435 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,368 - We need him. Tendy quit. 436 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,670 - Tendy finally wins a game 437 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,839 and he fucking quits? - Oh, I wonder why! 438 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,774 - Well, at least there's a bigger loser than Michaels. 439 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,275 - He's not supposed to be talking to me, Nat! 440 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,344 - I wasn't talking to him, I was talking to you. 441 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,646 - Shoresy, he wants to win. 442 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,216 - But he doesn't hate to lose. - Apologize! 443 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,952 - Well, I'm sorry. - For what? 444 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:42,654 - I don't know. - For the party island squeezer in Wasaga. 445 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:44,022 - I didn't get the squeezer from her! 446 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,457 Sanguinet got the squeezer from her. 447 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,825 - Her brothers are super weird. 448 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:49,228 - But you were taking a fucking dump in the water! 449 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,063 - Everybody was taking a dump in the water! 450 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:55,267 It's fucking Wasaga! - Apologize or we fold. 451 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,005 - Sorry, bud. - To him! 452 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,844 - Sorry, bud. - Thank you. Apology accep-- 453 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,013 - Is there seriously nothing back from the boys? 454 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,882 (Ziig and Miig): No! - Get your shit on. 455 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,417 You ready? - Of course. 456 00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:13,719 Why do you think they call me 457 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:14,953 "Never misses the Mark Michaels"? 458 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,089 - That's so fucking embarrassing, Nat. 459 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,491 That's fucking humiliating. How do you not chirp that? 460 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,426 - Look, we just made the rules right now, 461 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,694 and look, he's talking to me, Nat! 462 00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,129 - I'm talking to her! 463 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,899 Fucking tit fucker. 464 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,782 Hey, everything's bigger in North Bay, eh Keller? 465 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,084 You fucking loser. Hey, Keller, when they put 466 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,020 that big fuck off C on your sweater, 467 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,988 did they think you'd grow into it or what? 468 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,825 Like, were they pissed when you didn't, or what? 469 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:55,794 Hey, Keller, you got any leadership tips? 470 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,130 Just looking for some tips on being a leader. 471 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,232 Jesus Christ, Keller, if they tried to put 472 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,302 that big fuck off C on my sweater, I'd say, "No thanks." 473 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,137 Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 474 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,638 - Jim? - Yes. 475 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,173 - Jim? - Yeah, it's nice 476 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,275 you're thinking of me, but I don't think it's a good idea. 477 00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:13,278 - Making it bigger doesn't make it better, Keller. 478 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,248 It's not tits. 479 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,849 - Miig? - Nothing. 480 00:20:17,916 --> 00:20:19,418 - Ziig? - Still nothing. 481 00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:20,719 - You worried? - Wee bit. 482 00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:22,087 - Me too. - Bigger fish to fry, 483 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,523 for a second. You said a quarter full? 484 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,024 - That is a thing I said. 485 00:20:26,091 --> 00:20:27,159 - You worried? - Wee bit. 486 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,095 - Me too. - Only one way to find out. 487 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,232 - Bums in seats, baby, let's go. 488 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,471 Bums in seats. 489 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,707 - Call it more like one-eighth full. 490 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,942 - Nat, what the fuck? 491 00:20:44,009 --> 00:20:47,446 - Fuck you, what the fuck, Shoresy, where are the sluts? 492 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,181 - Are they not here? - No-- 493 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,383 - Huh? Not even Sanger? Huh? (Nat and Miig): No! 494 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,421 - Do we have a chance without them? 495 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,259 - You fucking plug. 496 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,127 - So, what do we do? 497 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,000 - If you can't win, don't play. 498 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:11,270 - What?! 499 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,671 (buzzer) 500 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,474 (speaking French) 501 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,890 - Laurence Leboeuf. - Laurence Leboeuf! 502 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,752 - So, what they do, try to wait 503 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,554 till the other guy leave the ice, 504 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:05,190 but Shoresy, Keller, not giving it up. 505 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,025 It's a Stevie Wonder superstition. 506 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,361 (indistinct commentary in French) 507 00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:20,939 - No, don't do that. 508 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,875 (indistinct commentary in French) 509 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,479 (cheering) 510 00:22:58,510 --> 00:22:58,777 (upbeat music) 511 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:03,014 Subtitling: difuze