1 00:00:12,168 --> 00:00:15,441 (disco music) 2 00:00:26,397 --> 00:00:30,138 ♪ We were born to be alive ♪ 3 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:33,744 ♪ We were born to be alive ♪ 4 00:00:33,844 --> 00:00:38,154 ♪ Born... Born to be alive ♪ 5 00:00:38,254 --> 00:00:40,124 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 6 00:00:40,224 --> 00:00:42,829 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 7 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:44,032 ♪ Born ♪ 8 00:00:44,132 --> 00:00:45,635 ♪ Born ♪ 9 00:00:47,105 --> 00:00:49,676 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 10 00:00:51,982 --> 00:00:54,519 ♪ Time was on my side when I was running ♪ 11 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:57,492 ♪ Down the street It was so fine, fine, fine ♪ 12 00:00:59,529 --> 00:01:01,467 ♪ A suitcase and an old guitar ♪ 13 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:04,673 ♪ And something new to occupy My mind, mind, mind ♪ 14 00:01:06,276 --> 00:01:08,047 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 15 00:01:08,147 --> 00:01:11,120 ♪ Born Born to be alive ♪ 16 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:13,190 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 17 00:01:13,291 --> 00:01:15,695 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 18 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:17,098 ♪ Born ♪ 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,536 ♪ Born ♪ 20 00:01:20,438 --> 00:01:22,609 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 21 00:01:25,114 --> 00:01:27,719 ♪ People ask me why I never find a place ♪ 22 00:01:27,819 --> 00:01:30,224 ♪ To stop and settle down, down, down ♪ 23 00:01:32,128 --> 00:01:34,066 ♪ But I never wanted All those things ♪ 24 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:37,605 ♪ People need to justify Their lives, lives, lives ♪ 25 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,246 ♪ Yes we were born ♪ 26 00:01:41,347 --> 00:01:44,219 ♪ Born Born to be alive ♪ 27 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,457 ♪ Born to be alive ♪ 28 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:48,427 (man): Hockey brings people together. 29 00:01:48,527 --> 00:01:51,467 - Loyal to the soil, b'ys, loyal to the soil! 30 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:53,671 - Everybody always drops their stick in a brawl, 31 00:01:53,771 --> 00:01:55,875 you should never drop your stick in a brawl, it's so dumb. 32 00:01:55,976 --> 00:01:58,647 - Sticks are unbelievable. - You just hold onto your stick 33 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:01,220 and then wheel around slashing guys who are fighting your guys. 34 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:02,155 It's so dumb. 35 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,128 - Hey, just like spear 'em in the nuts or golf 'em 36 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,933 in the ankle or like, slash 'em in their bare hands. 37 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:10,204 If they break a digit, they're out four to six. 38 00:02:10,705 --> 00:02:12,475 - What the fuck? - What? 39 00:02:12,575 --> 00:02:13,644 - What do you mean, what? 40 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:15,281 - What do you mean, what the fuck? 41 00:02:15,381 --> 00:02:16,583 - What? - Huh? 42 00:02:16,684 --> 00:02:18,587 - What do I mean? - Yeah. 43 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:19,856 - What do you mean? 44 00:02:20,591 --> 00:02:21,961 - What? - Do you mean what the fuck 45 00:02:22,062 --> 00:02:23,564 regarding the brawl or what the fuck regarding 46 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:25,668 everyone in here eating ice cream? 47 00:02:26,570 --> 00:02:29,342 - The... the ice cream first, actually. 48 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:31,380 - What is this? - This? 49 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:33,184 - Yeah. - This is the gayest shit 50 00:02:33,284 --> 00:02:34,653 I've ever seen. 51 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:36,390 - Stick? - Sticks are unreal. 52 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,427 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - For what? 53 00:02:38,527 --> 00:02:40,031 - For pulling my fucking hair! - Settle down. 54 00:02:40,131 --> 00:02:42,569 - So he can talk to me, but I can't talk to him? 55 00:02:42,669 --> 00:02:43,738 - I was talking to everyone! 56 00:02:43,838 --> 00:02:44,941 - Well, there, he was for sure 57 00:02:45,041 --> 00:02:46,744 talking to me. - Don't talk to him. 58 00:02:46,844 --> 00:02:48,949 - What am I supposed to do?! He pulled my hair! 59 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:50,818 - Cry here or go cry in your car, tit fucker. 60 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,257 - He can't talk to me. - I was talking to everybody. 61 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:54,593 - Where were you guys? 62 00:02:54,693 --> 00:02:56,830 - Get here in time instead of standing on your dicks. 63 00:02:56,931 --> 00:02:58,902 - He might actually be capable of that, eh, big boy? 64 00:02:59,002 --> 00:03:00,471 - Now, the brawl. 65 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:01,975 - Only caught the ass end of 'er, b'ys, 66 00:03:02,075 --> 00:03:04,146 but I never seen one so bad as that. 67 00:03:04,881 --> 00:03:06,784 - Well, there's brawls and there's warm-up brawls. 68 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:08,521 And I think the distinction is important, b'y. 69 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,124 - We're looking at suspensions here. 70 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,429 - Well, they're not gonna sussy us with only two games left. 71 00:03:12,529 --> 00:03:13,664 - They might, my guy. 72 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:15,134 - We'll get fined up the ass for sure. 73 00:03:15,234 --> 00:03:17,739 - Why'd you start a brawl? - If you can't win, don't play. 74 00:03:17,839 --> 00:03:18,874 - What happened to never lose again? 75 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:20,879 - And what happened to bums in seats? 76 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:23,017 (all): Ooh! 77 00:03:25,221 --> 00:03:26,590 - The league will throw this game out. 78 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:28,561 - I told you the program right from the start 79 00:03:28,661 --> 00:03:29,897 of the very beginning. Sanger? 80 00:03:29,997 --> 00:03:33,003 - Run 'em up, fill 'em in. - Couldn't run 'em up. 81 00:03:33,104 --> 00:03:33,905 Got a dip? 82 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,508 - I hate going to the league. 83 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:36,743 - When was the last time you went? 84 00:03:36,844 --> 00:03:38,714 - I used to go all the time with my mom. 85 00:03:38,814 --> 00:03:40,685 - See, who fucking cares. Used to be brawls like this 86 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,122 all the time in this league. 87 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,025 - There's brawls and then there's warm-up brawls, 88 00:03:44,126 --> 00:03:45,461 and I think the distinction's important. 89 00:03:45,561 --> 00:03:47,265 - Yes, sir. - The league can give 90 00:03:47,365 --> 00:03:48,367 their balls a tug. 91 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:54,279 - Got it pretty bad, eh, Fish? 92 00:03:55,281 --> 00:03:56,784 You too, eh, Sommerfeld? 93 00:03:56,885 --> 00:03:58,020 - Whitey got it the worst. 94 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,291 - Keep your finger out of there, me son. 95 00:04:00,391 --> 00:04:02,228 - The Jims look ravishing. 96 00:04:03,531 --> 00:04:04,666 - Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 97 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:05,868 - Jim? - Pardon? 98 00:04:05,969 --> 00:04:07,505 - Jim? - I think exfoliating 99 00:04:07,605 --> 00:04:08,774 is just as important as moisturizing, 100 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:09,911 but we'll talk about that later. 101 00:04:10,011 --> 00:04:11,513 - The Jims are such fucking beauties. 102 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:12,782 - Unbelievable. - Can you believe it? 103 00:04:12,883 --> 00:04:14,786 - Best combo. - They're such a fucking-- 104 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,456 - Way to play your roles. 105 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:18,995 Your jobs are to make room for the studs out there. 106 00:04:19,095 --> 00:04:21,066 Get in front of shots. I see three guys 107 00:04:21,166 --> 00:04:23,470 who did their jobs tonight. Eh, Shoresy? 108 00:04:24,039 --> 00:04:25,508 - Uh, by the look of it, yeah. 109 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:28,915 - Nat, North Bay came at us tonight. 110 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:31,086 If it isn't enough that the brawl was in our tunnel, 111 00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:33,390 take some photos of these guys to the league. 112 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:35,328 Pretty clear to me which team should get the sussy. 113 00:04:35,428 --> 00:04:37,665 - Sanguinet. - Sanguinet! 114 00:04:37,765 --> 00:04:39,236 Aren't you impressed with him right now? 115 00:04:39,336 --> 00:04:40,471 (overlapping chatter) 116 00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:41,640 It's the perfect example 117 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,777 of how he's adapting to his role. 118 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:45,983 He's taking it seriously. - Boys. 119 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:48,020 You've already had sticks. 120 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,723 Just because there wasn't a game, 121 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:51,693 doesn't mean there shouldn't be a game stick. 122 00:04:52,795 --> 00:04:55,334 Shoresy, I think it goes to Fish. 123 00:04:58,274 --> 00:05:00,177 - I think, if you could divide a stick, 124 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:01,847 then the Jims should each get a third. 125 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:03,217 - How would we divvy it up? 126 00:05:03,317 --> 00:05:04,753 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 127 00:05:07,192 --> 00:05:08,527 - You're gonna be the stick inspector 128 00:05:08,627 --> 00:05:09,629 pretty soon, eh big boy? 129 00:05:09,729 --> 00:05:11,633 - Unless you wanna break it up in a bowl. 130 00:05:11,733 --> 00:05:12,903 - Sticks are unbelievable. - No, no, there's just 131 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:14,773 one to a stick, old man. - So, we're all getting 132 00:05:14,873 --> 00:05:16,076 our full stick then? 133 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:17,412 - Only one guy gets the game stick. 134 00:05:17,512 --> 00:05:19,849 - But the Jims just said they'd break it up into a bowl. 135 00:05:19,951 --> 00:05:21,921 - Bit mauzy on the PC of it all, b'ys, 136 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,593 but I think it's fine Ziigwan calling our ice creams gay 137 00:05:24,693 --> 00:05:26,230 since she herself is gay. 138 00:05:26,330 --> 00:05:29,302 Now, the sight of three Jims splittin' an ice cream cone? 139 00:05:29,402 --> 00:05:32,408 Well, b'y, can't fault no one for making assumptions on that. 140 00:05:34,446 --> 00:05:35,615 - So, no sharing sticks? 141 00:05:35,715 --> 00:05:37,318 - Game stick goes to one guy. 142 00:05:37,418 --> 00:05:40,458 - Well, I'm not gonna give him a full stick, 143 00:05:40,558 --> 00:05:41,860 'cause he didn't play a full game, 144 00:05:41,961 --> 00:05:44,833 I'll just give him what's left of my stick. 145 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:47,538 Yeah, so... 146 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:50,244 Fish, looks like you got it worse than anybody. 147 00:05:50,344 --> 00:05:52,248 You're the last guy who can afford an inch there, 148 00:05:52,348 --> 00:05:54,987 since you're so fucking ugly. Like, I mean, if I didn't see you on a date 149 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:57,091 with Maxime Lauzon at the Laughing Buddha, 150 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,727 I'd think you were the ugliest guy here, 151 00:05:58,827 --> 00:06:00,765 but you got her, so you musn't be. 152 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:04,806 Yeah, so, Fish gets the game stick. 153 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:08,047 - Clap him in, boys. (applause) 154 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,967 - Nat! - Ugh. 155 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:19,569 He's not gonna talk to you anymore, bro. 156 00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:20,939 - You can't talk to him either, though. 157 00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:23,477 - Take my pay for the fines. - Pardon? 158 00:06:23,577 --> 00:06:25,448 - If there's fines, just use my pay. 159 00:06:25,548 --> 00:06:26,951 I forfeit it all to you. 160 00:06:27,051 --> 00:06:29,155 - No, no, no, no. You're quitting? 161 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:32,095 - Dude, you've already been fired, you're gonna quit now? 162 00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,232 - Exactly. I've already been fired 163 00:06:34,332 --> 00:06:36,803 and if I quit, it only gets worse, so. 164 00:06:37,538 --> 00:06:40,244 I'm gonna win these guys over. - Oh, are you? 165 00:06:40,344 --> 00:06:42,815 - Well, if Fish and Phillips and Whitey can do it. 166 00:06:42,916 --> 00:06:46,290 - This is going to require some... precision. 167 00:06:46,390 --> 00:06:49,829 - Well, it's a good thing they call me Marksman Michaels. 168 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,166 (clears throat) 169 00:06:52,735 --> 00:06:53,972 - Good luck, bro. 170 00:06:54,072 --> 00:06:56,243 (Shoresy): That same night at Mr. Prime Rib, 171 00:06:56,343 --> 00:06:58,948 Michaels' ex-sweetie jerked Sanger to completion 172 00:06:59,049 --> 00:07:00,551 under the table with her foot. 173 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:03,324 (laughter) (upbeat music) 174 00:07:05,561 --> 00:07:06,563 - Where's Frankie? 175 00:07:08,534 --> 00:07:09,536 - Hey. 176 00:07:13,677 --> 00:07:14,914 - What happened before the game? 177 00:07:15,014 --> 00:07:16,249 - Phil and-- - Huh? 178 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:17,518 - Phil rolled up on them 179 00:07:17,618 --> 00:07:18,888 with a bunch of his buddies. - Who? 180 00:07:18,989 --> 00:07:20,091 - The guy from-- - Huh? 181 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:21,660 - The guy from the Coulson you potty kissed. 182 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:23,030 - Well, I'll give him a stick tap 183 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:24,866 for coming back after a smooch. 184 00:07:27,338 --> 00:07:30,144 - Uh... Seat taken? 185 00:07:31,948 --> 00:07:33,450 - Who are you talking to? 186 00:07:34,285 --> 00:07:35,488 - You. 187 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,191 - Have a seat. 188 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:38,827 - Thanks. 189 00:07:38,928 --> 00:07:40,097 - But next time, don't say it 190 00:07:40,197 --> 00:07:41,633 like you're Forrest Gump on the bus 191 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:43,137 on his first day of fucking school, eh? 192 00:07:43,237 --> 00:07:45,341 - Those dudes are coming back. - What dudes? 193 00:07:45,441 --> 00:07:48,047 - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. - They said as much, b'ys. 194 00:07:52,422 --> 00:07:53,524 - "This isn't over." 195 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:55,962 - We should get ahead of this. We should go to them. 196 00:07:56,063 --> 00:07:57,832 - Look at you, Sanguinet. - Tonight? 197 00:07:57,933 --> 00:07:59,402 - Fuck no. - Settle down. 198 00:07:59,502 --> 00:08:01,606 - Well, we can't risk anyone getting hurt for the Soo, 199 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,177 need everyone healthy. Two Ws left. 200 00:08:03,277 --> 00:08:05,347 - Can get hurt, just can't get no one injured is all. 201 00:08:05,448 --> 00:08:08,053 - Well, yeah, it's like, are you hurt or are ya injured? 202 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,528 - Yeah so... need everybody healthy for the Soo. 203 00:08:12,628 --> 00:08:14,566 - Soo are so fucking good. 204 00:08:15,267 --> 00:08:17,238 - Ma'am. - Look who's back, 205 00:08:17,338 --> 00:08:19,509 the Sudbury Lemon-Citrus Standard Poodles. 206 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:22,148 - You ever seen a Schnoodle? - Put your jibbs in. 207 00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:25,087 Have some fucking self-respect. - Thanks for the Martoonie, hon. 208 00:08:25,187 --> 00:08:27,425 - Bro. If you leave that spitter on the table-- 209 00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:29,964 - It's not even on the table! It's in my hand. 210 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:32,335 - Well, it's up your ass if I see it on the table! 211 00:08:32,435 --> 00:08:34,706 - Holy! So dumb. 212 00:08:35,241 --> 00:08:36,978 - Boy, she's a firecracker. 213 00:08:37,078 --> 00:08:38,347 - You ever had Ritz-Bitz? 214 00:08:38,447 --> 00:08:40,684 - Well, boys, you know, you could outsource-- 215 00:08:40,785 --> 00:08:42,422 - Michaels, shut the fuck-- - Wait. 216 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,261 What do you mean? - Like, farm it out. 217 00:08:45,361 --> 00:08:47,665 - What is this, another line from Greenbow, Alabama? 218 00:08:47,765 --> 00:08:49,970 - Well, no, but if you can't take care of the guys yourself, 219 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:52,608 you know, there's dudes in Sudbury that can take care of this shit. 220 00:08:54,078 --> 00:08:55,882 - You sure you wanna go down this road? 221 00:08:55,982 --> 00:08:58,487 - I just wanna help the team. - You must. 222 00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,257 - What are you gonna do, me son? 223 00:09:00,357 --> 00:09:02,628 - Well... my ex-sweetie is a Policetti. 224 00:09:02,728 --> 00:09:04,299 - A what? - Yeah, and her brothers 225 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:05,801 are the infamous Sudbury Policettis. 226 00:09:05,902 --> 00:09:09,509 - Her brothers are super weird. - Yeah, no on goes near them. 227 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:12,248 - Well, the word "Police" is right in their last name, 228 00:09:12,348 --> 00:09:13,985 which is a good place to start the conversation. 229 00:09:14,085 --> 00:09:15,321 - Bad dudes. 230 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,827 - Well, other than being enforcers, I mean, 231 00:09:18,928 --> 00:09:20,131 just the fucking look of them is like-- 232 00:09:20,231 --> 00:09:21,666 - Yeah, they look a bit like they've maybe touched 233 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:24,139 an animal's junk before. - Now, b'ys, if they're as bad 234 00:09:24,239 --> 00:09:26,443 as he says they are, why don't we stay where we're to 235 00:09:26,543 --> 00:09:28,982 and leave them where they're at? - Well, no, they like me. 236 00:09:29,082 --> 00:09:30,986 Well, I mean, other than the fact I had to kind of 237 00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:32,388 walk gingerly when I was dating Mercedes, but... 238 00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,359 - Yeah, she's the one who gave Sanguinet a squeezer 239 00:09:34,459 --> 00:09:36,696 off the side of our party island in Wasaga Beach. 240 00:09:36,797 --> 00:09:38,500 - Wasaga's unbelievable. 241 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,104 - Okay, but guys... 242 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:42,608 They will be at the Caruso Club tonight. 243 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,880 Let's go. - Who, me? 244 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:45,916 - No. - Me? 245 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:46,918 - No. 246 00:09:47,018 --> 00:09:48,320 - No. - Me? 247 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:49,455 - No. 248 00:09:50,124 --> 00:09:51,560 - Sanguinet. 249 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:54,199 I don't think I've seen you since last summer. 250 00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:57,038 No, it was Mister Prime Rib. 251 00:09:57,672 --> 00:09:59,542 - Mercedes. - Hey, dude. 252 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,881 - How are you? - What are you doing later? 253 00:10:01,981 --> 00:10:03,851 - We've got a problem and we need your help. 254 00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,154 - I know, but he's your problem now. 255 00:10:05,254 --> 00:10:07,124 - I was so loyal to you, Mercedes. 256 00:10:07,225 --> 00:10:08,895 - I know, dude. Way too loyal. 257 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:10,297 It's like you were stuck to me. 258 00:10:10,397 --> 00:10:11,934 Why do you think I called you "birthmark Michaels"? 259 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:13,804 - We've gotta win the last two games of the season. 260 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:16,543 Some dudes are messing with our studs away from the rink. 261 00:10:16,643 --> 00:10:18,547 - Hm. - So, we need-- 262 00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,384 - The Policettis? - Yeah. 263 00:10:20,484 --> 00:10:21,888 - Yeah, they ain't giving it away. 264 00:10:21,988 --> 00:10:24,459 - Well, we have money. - Pff, no, you don't. 265 00:10:25,427 --> 00:10:26,429 Hold on. 266 00:10:34,646 --> 00:10:35,548 - Fuck. 267 00:10:39,322 --> 00:10:41,894 - Okay, we'll help you. - How much? 268 00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:43,530 - There will be no exchange of cash. 269 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,201 - Then what? 270 00:10:45,301 --> 00:10:47,271 - Only an exchange of goods. - So? 271 00:10:47,371 --> 00:10:49,142 - My brothers want season tickets. 272 00:10:49,242 --> 00:10:50,878 - But there's only two games left in the season? 273 00:10:50,979 --> 00:10:52,348 - Yeah, but they want to be seated 274 00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:53,283 amongst the season-ticket holders. 275 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:54,519 - That's a pretty big place-- 276 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,754 - Shoulder to shoulder. 277 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:57,825 - Why do they want that? 278 00:10:57,926 --> 00:11:01,700 - Because... my brothers are fucking weird. Look at them. 279 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,107 - Yeah, they are, alright. 280 00:11:05,207 --> 00:11:07,612 - Looks like they're holding something in their mouth that tastes awful. 281 00:11:07,712 --> 00:11:09,382 Nobody wants to be around them. They just wanna feel 282 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,052 like they're a part of something, you know? 283 00:11:11,152 --> 00:11:12,655 You help them out, they'll help you out. 284 00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:14,994 - Okay, well we can talk to Nat, and then we'll-- 285 00:11:15,094 --> 00:11:17,298 - Done! - Ah. Grazie. 286 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:19,802 - Thank you, Mercedes. 287 00:11:19,904 --> 00:11:23,243 - Oh, um, I also want Sanguinet. 288 00:11:24,479 --> 00:11:25,381 (scoffs) 289 00:11:36,636 --> 00:11:38,640 (electronic dance music) 290 00:12:21,894 --> 00:12:24,832 - You look like a skank, Nat. - Well, what the fuck, Danis? 291 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:26,136 Aki always says, "Clean yourself up," 292 00:12:26,236 --> 00:12:27,505 and you always say, "You look like a skank." 293 00:12:27,605 --> 00:12:30,444 - Ziig looks like a skank. - Good afternoon, Aki. 294 00:12:30,544 --> 00:12:32,983 - You're unfit for that outfit. What do you think, Nina? 295 00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,554 - It stinks. - But Miigs is cute. 296 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,957 - Thank you, Danis. 297 00:12:37,058 --> 00:12:38,293 - Ziig looks like a straight ho though. 298 00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:40,030 - Don't forget Nat. - I thought this was 299 00:12:40,130 --> 00:12:41,967 a happy medium. - Then you're sadly stupid. 300 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:45,574 - Ziig, your makeup looks like somebody farted it onto your face. 301 00:12:45,674 --> 00:12:47,946 - Thank you, Aki. - What do you think, Nina? 302 00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:49,382 - Hot garbage. 303 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:51,286 - Ladies. - That's a stretch. 304 00:12:51,386 --> 00:12:52,621 - I'll start by saying-- 305 00:12:52,722 --> 00:12:54,292 - Sorry, we got the dumbest sluts in the league? 306 00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,296 - You've got dumb, ugly sluts, Nat. 307 00:12:56,396 --> 00:13:00,037 - Yeah, we did, but we beefed up and, 308 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,974 not sure if you heard, we beat Timmins. 309 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,510 - Congratulations. Winning one game 310 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:05,614 doesn't make your sluts less dumb and ugly. 311 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:08,220 - You're the worst team in the history of the NOSHO. 312 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,222 - Fuck's sakes. 313 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:10,557 - The porta-potty of the league. 314 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:13,563 - What do you think, Nina? - A dog's breakfast. 315 00:13:14,632 --> 00:13:17,138 - And what the fuck is the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 316 00:13:17,238 --> 00:13:18,573 - Troubleshooting, Danis. 317 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,778 - The Sudbury Cabbage Patch Lollipop Kids 318 00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:22,048 would sound tougher. 319 00:13:22,148 --> 00:13:24,252 - Ziig, here's my advice. - Okay. 320 00:13:24,352 --> 00:13:25,821 - Be more like Miig. 321 00:13:25,922 --> 00:13:29,195 - Ladies, respectfully, how's this shaking down? 322 00:13:29,295 --> 00:13:31,099 There's been a brawl-- - There's brawls 323 00:13:31,199 --> 00:13:32,535 and then there's warm-up brawls. 324 00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:34,472 And I think the distinction's important. 325 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,643 - Your sluts started the first warm-up brawl 326 00:13:36,743 --> 00:13:39,082 NOSHO has seen in a real long time. 327 00:13:39,182 --> 00:13:41,052 - Danis, we-- - Do you know how long, Nat? 328 00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:42,755 - No. - It would have been 329 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,927 two full seasons if it weren't for the Sudbury Finding Nemos. 330 00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:47,465 - We didn't start it! - North Bay's whole fucking team 331 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,168 was on the ice, they came into our tunnel! 332 00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,738 - Should I show them the pictures of the sluts? 333 00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:52,608 - How can you say we started a brawl in warm-up 334 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,681 when they had their whole team on the ice and we only had one guy? 335 00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,218 - Who was the guy? 336 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,591 The North Bay Norsemen could be the North Bay Backdoor 337 00:14:00,691 --> 00:14:03,630 Hair Pull Shit Head Sucker Punch Snake Weasels. 338 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,136 If Shoresy's on the other team, we know who started it. 339 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,573 - And once the papers get it, it's ugly for us. 340 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:11,813 It's a shit stain. - A giant skid mark. 341 00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:13,150 - What do you think, Nina? 342 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,687 - It's a Canada's Wonderland diaper disposal. 343 00:14:18,593 --> 00:14:21,699 - But how your mother would have loved it, Nathalie. 344 00:14:22,268 --> 00:14:24,839 (chuckles) - She was... 345 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,843 That was a woman. 346 00:14:27,378 --> 00:14:28,881 - Do you remember what she said to me 347 00:14:28,981 --> 00:14:31,219 when I accused your sluts of taking steroids? 348 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,523 - "Lick my twat, leather face." 349 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,360 - Remember her quote in the Timmins paper 350 00:14:35,461 --> 00:14:37,264 after their fans graffitied your bus? 351 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,170 - "I've painted toilet bowls better." 352 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:43,043 - Do you remember what she said to us when we suspended eight 353 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,149 of your players for going into the stands in Sault Ste. Marie? 354 00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:48,286 (laughs) 355 00:14:48,386 --> 00:14:49,755 - "You suck so much Soo dick, 356 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,626 their pubes are in your moustache." 357 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:54,098 - We know why you're fighting for this, Nat. 358 00:14:54,198 --> 00:14:56,069 We know why you're rallying. 359 00:14:56,169 --> 00:14:57,771 - She'd be proud. 360 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,885 - I see yous have got bums back in seats! 361 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:06,823 - Quarter full. - Hockey brings people together. 362 00:15:06,924 --> 00:15:08,393 - I'd say an eighth, but... 363 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,297 - Too bad you started a brawl. 364 00:15:10,397 --> 00:15:11,666 - If you can't win, don't play. 365 00:15:11,766 --> 00:15:14,572 - That Shoresy's a rat's pimply, puckered asshole. 366 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:17,611 But we can't lay blame on the Bulldogs 367 00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:19,983 when only one of yous was on the ice. 368 00:15:21,519 --> 00:15:23,557 - I think it's safe to say we're all a little tired 369 00:15:23,657 --> 00:15:26,229 of the Soo being at the top. Aki? 370 00:15:26,329 --> 00:15:28,767 - I'm a bit fatigued. What do you think, Nina? 371 00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,170 - It's crap. 372 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,406 - We're gonna give you the win 373 00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,343 on the account of North Bay starting the brawl. 374 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:35,915 - Thank you, Danis. - Nice manners, Miigs. 375 00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,453 - See? That's why we like your sister so much, Ziig. 376 00:15:38,553 --> 00:15:40,257 Get your fucking shoulders back. 377 00:15:40,824 --> 00:15:42,661 - You better believe we're fining you 5. 378 00:15:42,761 --> 00:15:44,599 That's 2500 for the N'Swakamok Friendship 379 00:15:44,699 --> 00:15:47,304 Centre downtown as usual. Good, Nat? 380 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,640 - Good enough. 381 00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:54,385 - Now, show us those pictures of your sluts. 382 00:15:57,258 --> 00:15:59,061 - Any of the new ones good-looking? 383 00:15:59,161 --> 00:16:00,899 - Sanguinet's by far the cutest. 384 00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:02,301 - What about that Dolo? 385 00:16:02,401 --> 00:16:04,305 - I've seen a video of him singing a rap. 386 00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:06,442 - Ah, it's just rappin', Ak. 387 00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,315 - Picture the rope, eh? 388 00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:10,684 - Aren't you a dyke? 389 00:16:10,784 --> 00:16:13,056 (Shoresy): Two minutes, unsportsmanlike conduct! 390 00:16:13,156 --> 00:16:15,427 - For what?! - For what? 391 00:16:15,527 --> 00:16:17,531 - Just fucking around, Shoresy. I know I submarined him. 392 00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,802 - You guys are playing like fucking idiots tonight. 393 00:16:19,903 --> 00:16:21,806 - I'm still fired up from the donny the other night. 394 00:16:21,907 --> 00:16:23,577 I dumped an entire Coke Zero on Keller. 395 00:16:23,677 --> 00:16:25,581 - Are you kidding me? - No, bud. I soaked him. 396 00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:27,618 - No, I meant about drinking Coke Zero. 397 00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:28,921 You watching your calories, Susan? 398 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,490 - There were like 100 people hanging out 399 00:16:30,591 --> 00:16:32,261 in front of the rink after smoking ciggies. 400 00:16:32,361 --> 00:16:33,697 - What are you talking about, ciggies? 401 00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,234 You sound like a fucking narc, Liam. 402 00:16:35,334 --> 00:16:36,302 - Yeah, they're meeting there 403 00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:37,705 before game one against the Soo. 404 00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:40,611 - You seri, dog? - There's a Facebook group. 405 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,414 - We have a booster club? 406 00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:44,051 - Yeah, we're calling it the bluester club. 407 00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,320 - Oh my God. 408 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,723 - Since you're the Blueberry Bulldogs. 409 00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:48,793 - Yeah, I know, Liam, you fucking cadet. 410 00:16:48,895 --> 00:16:49,862 - Fucking nerd. 411 00:16:49,963 --> 00:16:52,134 - That is the goofiest shit I have ever heard. 412 00:16:52,234 --> 00:16:54,739 - Members in the triple digits, bud, and I'm one of the admins. 413 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:58,013 - Oh my God, close the door. That is fucking awful, Liam. 414 00:16:59,315 --> 00:17:02,889 - I heard the admins get a ton of ass, Liam. Is that true? 415 00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:17,418 - Gentlemen, I'd like to offer my deepest 416 00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:19,990 and sincerest apologies for being a turkey. 417 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:24,332 This is Greg. He'd like to apologize for being an ass. 418 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:29,208 And this is Jason, he'd like to apologize for acting coocoo. 419 00:17:29,809 --> 00:17:31,947 Will you accept our apologies? 420 00:17:32,481 --> 00:17:33,850 - Yup. - Yes, b'y. 421 00:17:33,951 --> 00:17:35,888 - Thank you, it won't happen again. 422 00:17:35,989 --> 00:17:38,660 Angelo Policetti and his brother Luca Policetti 423 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,397 are headed to the arena now. 424 00:17:40,497 --> 00:17:42,735 They rented a limousine for the occasion. 425 00:17:44,171 --> 00:17:47,077 The Policetti brothers would like to give you a ride to your game. 426 00:17:52,054 --> 00:17:53,757 Gentlemen. 427 00:17:56,596 --> 00:17:58,333 (engine starts) 428 00:17:58,433 --> 00:18:00,504 We'll escort you there. 429 00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:06,549 (crowd): Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 430 00:18:06,649 --> 00:18:10,490 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 431 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,265 Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 432 00:18:14,365 --> 00:18:17,037 (The crowd continues chanting.) 433 00:18:19,075 --> 00:18:20,277 - Boys. 434 00:18:20,844 --> 00:18:22,548 - Atta boy, Michaels. 435 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:27,458 - Hockey brings people together. - Settle down. 436 00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:32,601 (chuckles) 437 00:18:33,603 --> 00:18:37,177 (crowd): Let's go, Bulldogs, let's go, woo-woo! 438 00:18:37,277 --> 00:18:39,782 (chanting continues) 439 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,942 - Hey, what's your love language? 440 00:18:53,043 --> 00:18:55,447 You like coffee so much, why don't you let me take you 441 00:18:55,547 --> 00:18:57,952 to Salute for some blended caramel "segnatos". 442 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,588 - They don't serve it how I like. 443 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,960 - Hey, you ever had a Cadbury Cream Egg cafe au lait? 444 00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:04,331 - You seem pretty chill for a guy about to play the Soo. 445 00:19:04,432 --> 00:19:06,302 - The who? - The Soo are so fucking good. 446 00:19:06,402 --> 00:19:08,473 - What, fucking, did Roberta Bondar join up or something? 447 00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:09,809 (both): Huh? 448 00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,412 - How's Nat handling the pressure? 449 00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:13,583 - What pressure? - You finally got bums in seats, 450 00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:15,454 but you've announced you're folding if you lose. 451 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:16,789 - Well, good thing we'll never lose again. 452 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,226 - You got the Soo back-to-back. 453 00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:19,695 - Well, we're in our barn. 454 00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:21,799 - Smile. 455 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,803 Why do you have your tooth in? 456 00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:25,373 - Well, I'd figure I'd run into ya. 457 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,809 - You should leave it out. 458 00:19:29,515 --> 00:19:32,688 Never mind. - Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 459 00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:34,525 I think I know what that is. 460 00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,829 - What what is? - That's a chink in the armour. 461 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,266 - If I can't write that expression anymore, 462 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:39,502 I'm pretty sure you can't say it. 463 00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:41,272 - Hey, why don't I go home and dip us 464 00:19:41,372 --> 00:19:42,574 some fruit in chocolate for later? 465 00:19:42,674 --> 00:19:44,311 - Sensing some blood in the water, eh? 466 00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:46,249 - I hope you know I've been watching YouTube tutorials 467 00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:49,221 on how to rub your feet good. - You going in for the kill? 468 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,492 - Oh, you give me a moment, I'll make it last a lifetime, 469 00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:53,998 I swear to God, I'd be so good to ya. 470 00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,202 Hey, Laura. - Yeah? 471 00:19:56,302 --> 00:19:58,941 - I'm gonna shoot my fucking shot with you one of these days. 472 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:01,179 - Break a leg! - You better fucking look out, 473 00:20:01,279 --> 00:20:04,051 it's gonna be you and me and a whole table of dim sum. 474 00:20:04,151 --> 00:20:07,758 Doesn't that sound good? - Shoresy! Come here. 475 00:20:12,768 --> 00:20:15,373 - Now just what is the meaning of this, me son? 476 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,843 - Hey, how do you like your present 477 00:20:16,944 --> 00:20:19,081 from the Blueberry Festival. Just what you always wanted, eh? 478 00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:21,419 A little exercise. - Do they know it's Senior 479 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,056 Whale Shit hockey? - Senior Triple A. 480 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,928 (all): Whale shit all the same. - Hey, you got a dip? 481 00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:27,397 - B'ys, no one's gonna use this. 482 00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:29,034 - I don't know, I might get a few reps 483 00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:30,704 on these bad-- - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 484 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:32,674 - What? - Check out the Soo's roster. 485 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:36,048 - Oh, fuck, what studs they get back from Europe now? 486 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,421 Who the fuck are these guys? - Their affiliates. 487 00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:41,626 - The Soo sent us their call-ups? 488 00:20:41,726 --> 00:20:43,830 - That, and their goons. Saving the studs for playoffs. 489 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,367 Didn't even bring their good tendy. 490 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,972 - Good w! - Fuckin' A. 491 00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,742 But since we're never losing again, 492 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,512 may as well start getting the boys inspired. 493 00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,082 Long-term strategy. - Got a little twinkle 494 00:20:53,183 --> 00:20:54,986 in your eye there, Sanger, what are you thinkin'? 495 00:20:55,086 --> 00:20:56,856 - Oldie, but a goodie. - What's the plan? 496 00:20:56,957 --> 00:21:00,030 - Us... against the world. 497 00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,534 They're fucking affiliate players, they're call-ups! 498 00:21:02,634 --> 00:21:04,371 - Has anything ever made you so mad as that? 499 00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,977 - That's how much the Soo Cyclones respect you guys. 500 00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:08,881 - May as well have sent us their sisters. 501 00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:11,352 - That's how seriously the Soo Cyclones take you guys. 502 00:21:15,794 --> 00:21:17,598 - They think they're coming in here to push us around 503 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:18,934 and take an easy two points? 504 00:21:19,034 --> 00:21:20,804 - This is a 60-mile float down a lazy river 505 00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,875 for these guys, boys. What the fuck is that? 506 00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:25,380 - Not in our barn! - We're gonna show these guys 507 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,784 that nothing comes easy in the Sudbury Arena anymore. 508 00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,054 And guess how we're doing it? 509 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,259 - What have you got, Sanger? What have you got?! 510 00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,062 - Jim! You ready? - Yeah. 511 00:21:33,162 --> 00:21:34,598 - Good, cause you're fucking going! 512 00:21:34,698 --> 00:21:35,634 (all cheer) 513 00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:37,170 Jim, you ready? - Ready! 514 00:21:37,271 --> 00:21:38,640 - Good, cause you're fucking going! 515 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:39,542 (all cheer) 516 00:21:39,642 --> 00:21:41,112 Jim, you ready? - Ready. 517 00:21:41,212 --> 00:21:42,949 - Good, 'cause you're going! (all cheer) 518 00:21:43,049 --> 00:21:45,053 Dolo, got your legs on ya? - Brr! 519 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:46,522 - You're going! (all cheer) 520 00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,092 Hitch, you feeling the puck tonight? 521 00:21:48,193 --> 00:21:48,994 - Yes, b'y! 522 00:21:49,094 --> 00:21:50,564 - Good, 'cause you're fucking going! 523 00:21:50,664 --> 00:21:52,401 (all cheer) And between the pipes, 524 00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:53,770 we've got the guy who never misses. 525 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:55,507 That's why they call him Marksman Michaels, 526 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:57,144 are you ready?! - I'm ready, Sanger! 527 00:21:57,244 --> 00:22:00,283 Let's fucking go, boys! (all cheer) 528 00:22:04,225 --> 00:22:05,962 - We're gonna show these cocky Soo fucks 529 00:22:06,062 --> 00:22:08,833 what happens when you disrespect this team, in this city, 530 00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:11,305 at this barn on a mother-fucking Sudbury Saturday night! 531 00:22:11,405 --> 00:22:13,944 (all cheer) 532 00:22:19,488 --> 00:22:22,394 (heavy metal music) 533 00:23:36,809 --> 00:23:39,515 (crowd cheering)