1 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:15,050 (upbeat rock music) 2 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:19,858 - Bonjour, tout le monde, 3 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:21,629 welcome back to Questionable Call, 4 00:00:21,729 --> 00:00:23,633 brought to you by Bro Dude Energy. 5 00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,570 I'm your host Anik Archambault 6 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,874 alongside panellists Tessa Bonhomme, Jay "Onray"-- 7 00:00:27,976 --> 00:00:29,511 - Onrait! - And the man they call RA. 8 00:00:29,611 --> 00:00:31,382 As we bring this episode to a close, 9 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:32,784 we thought we'd update the audience, 10 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,256 as well as our panel, on what's become a bit 11 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:37,127 of a fan favourite topic around here. 12 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:38,563 - Ah, Shoresy. - Shoresy! 13 00:00:38,663 --> 00:00:40,066 - Shoresy? - Fuck you, Shoresy. 14 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,471 - Our boys had a busy few weeks up in the NOSHO. 15 00:00:42,571 --> 00:00:43,906 - I don't doubt it, Anik. 16 00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:47,080 - After losing 20 games, he publicly declared 17 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:51,055 that the team would never lose again. If they lose, they fold. 18 00:00:51,155 --> 00:00:53,961 - So they folded? - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 19 00:00:54,061 --> 00:00:57,200 have won 3 straight, with one game remaining on the campaign. 20 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,770 - Two's a streak. - Hold on. 21 00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:02,010 - Yeah, last time I checked, the Bulldogs weren't... garnished. 22 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:04,715 - The Blueberry Bulldogs? - You heard it here first. 23 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:06,519 - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs? 24 00:01:06,619 --> 00:01:07,989 - Turn up your hearing aid, Jay. 25 00:01:08,089 --> 00:01:10,160 - The Fruitcup Fox Terriers would sound tougher! 26 00:01:10,260 --> 00:01:11,429 - Dingleberry Dachshunds. 27 00:01:11,529 --> 00:01:13,766 - What did he do for the Ws? Bomb threat? 28 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,203 - Blackmail? - Steroids? 29 00:01:15,303 --> 00:01:16,639 - Wouldn't put any of it past him. 30 00:01:16,739 --> 00:01:19,311 - So, if they lose the final, the fold. 31 00:01:19,411 --> 00:01:20,981 So what happens if they win? 32 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:23,486 - I think the question is, what happens if they never lose? 33 00:01:23,586 --> 00:01:25,590 - They win a ship. - They're in a double-header 34 00:01:25,690 --> 00:01:27,894 against first-place Soo Ste. Marie to run off the season, 35 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:30,400 and they beat 'em up pretty good in game one. 36 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,371 - The Soo, they're always so good. 37 00:01:32,471 --> 00:01:33,639 - Oui, mademoiselle. 38 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:35,310 But the big story out of Sudbury, 39 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:36,512 is that they may have poked the bear. 40 00:01:36,612 --> 00:01:38,182 - Don't poke the bear. 41 00:01:38,282 --> 00:01:40,553 - The Soo are resting their big wheels for playoffs, but now, 42 00:01:40,653 --> 00:01:42,424 the big wheels will play the season finale. 43 00:01:42,524 --> 00:01:44,661 - Don't poke the bear. - Yeah, sometimes, 44 00:01:44,762 --> 00:01:46,032 it's best to just let the big boy sleep. 45 00:01:46,132 --> 00:01:48,569 - Yeah, no. They may be the Bluebally Bulldogs, 46 00:01:48,669 --> 00:01:50,673 but they're still from Sudbury. 47 00:01:50,774 --> 00:01:52,778 - Sudbury's as tough a town as you've ever been in. 48 00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:55,183 - And, Sudbury's loaded up and won three straight. 49 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:57,754 - There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 50 00:01:57,854 --> 00:02:00,093 - Hit the showers, Onrait. - Respectfully! 51 00:02:00,193 --> 00:02:02,631 - So, who's the bear? 52 00:02:04,301 --> 00:02:06,238 (upbeat music) 53 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,015 - Why are you looking at me like that? 54 00:02:28,116 --> 00:02:30,253 - Like what? - Like it's the first time 55 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:31,489 you've ever seen me. 56 00:02:31,589 --> 00:02:33,292 - Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 57 00:02:33,826 --> 00:02:35,663 - You're so fucking cute, Sanguinet. 58 00:02:36,165 --> 00:02:37,167 - Thanks. 59 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:41,909 - You know, I remember the first time I saw you. 60 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,448 Do you? 61 00:02:44,548 --> 00:02:47,187 (electronic dance music) 62 00:03:22,557 --> 00:03:24,828 (Hitch): Well if we loses the game, we loses the team. 63 00:03:24,929 --> 00:03:26,599 There's nothin' you can do's about it, no b'y. 64 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:27,667 It's all got to be. 65 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:28,937 (whistle blows) 66 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:30,540 - Hey, we're leading the league now, eh bud? 67 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:32,410 - In what? Passes into the skates? 68 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:33,779 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - In what? 69 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,049 Clappies into the shin pads? 70 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:36,919 Hey, Cory, I hear the scouts are calling you 71 00:03:37,020 --> 00:03:38,823 Mark Scheifele-Stempniak. - Fuck you. 72 00:03:38,924 --> 00:03:40,793 - Do you have a tough friend here or something, Cor? 73 00:03:40,894 --> 00:03:42,164 - We're in-- - Huh? 74 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,866 Like, do you know somebody here who's tough? 75 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:45,637 'Cause you're not. - We're first, idiot. 76 00:03:45,737 --> 00:03:47,574 - What's more important is that you're continuing 77 00:03:47,674 --> 00:03:49,244 to grow as a person. - First in the league. 78 00:03:49,344 --> 00:03:51,615 - That's great, Cor, but did you know that Clearasil 79 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,586 removes dirt and oil from your pores 80 00:03:53,686 --> 00:03:55,456 leaving your skin feeling smooth and refreshed? 81 00:03:55,557 --> 00:03:56,792 - Undefeated in three, bud, 82 00:03:56,892 --> 00:03:58,262 taking a page out of the Bulldogs' book. 83 00:03:58,362 --> 00:04:00,533 - Well, look at you, Liam, you've put the cute in Accutane. 84 00:04:00,633 --> 00:04:02,003 - You worried you poked the bear? 85 00:04:02,103 --> 00:04:03,873 - Who's the bear? - The Soo is so good. 86 00:04:03,974 --> 00:04:06,011 - The Soo poked the bear when they dressed a team 87 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:07,914 of call-ups against a team on a win streak. 88 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:10,420 - You weren't on a streak. - Two's a streak, you bozo. 89 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,990 - The second was a disqualification. 90 00:04:12,090 --> 00:04:13,961 - Yeah, well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 91 00:04:14,061 --> 00:04:15,763 - Just cut the lip. - Yeah, cut the lip, 92 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,467 "pimplestiltskin", you'll get a break out. 93 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,939 - When are you changing your name to the White Grape Weimaraners? 94 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:23,279 - When you change your name to the Sudbury Blackhead... 95 00:04:23,379 --> 00:04:26,218 Dermabrasions, you fucking pepperoni face. 96 00:04:26,318 --> 00:04:27,587 (whistle blows) 97 00:04:27,687 --> 00:04:29,691 - Your chirp game needs work. - Huh? 98 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:31,662 - You didn't chirp one guy last game, my man. 99 00:04:31,762 --> 00:04:33,833 - Yeah, I did, what are you fucking talking about? 100 00:04:33,934 --> 00:04:36,105 Why are you sitting right beside me? 101 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:37,374 - I mean-- - Huh? 102 00:04:37,474 --> 00:04:38,442 - I mean, you didn't chirp 103 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:40,246 one guy on our team last night. 104 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,019 Decent result. 105 00:04:43,886 --> 00:04:45,590 - Decent? - Big dub. 106 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:46,960 - Big W. - Real big W. 107 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,663 - Real big dub now. - All the boys firing. 108 00:04:48,763 --> 00:04:50,867 - The useless played like... 109 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:53,506 - Useful. - Hm. Wouldn't go that far. 110 00:04:53,606 --> 00:04:55,843 Your leg is touching my leg now. 111 00:04:55,945 --> 00:04:58,749 - Positivity's the superior motivator, my man. 112 00:04:58,849 --> 00:05:00,820 I think you're learning. 113 00:05:02,257 --> 00:05:04,695 - Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker. 114 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,867 - He has a mouth on him. - No argument there. 115 00:05:07,969 --> 00:05:09,738 - Is he still pushing up on you? 116 00:05:09,838 --> 00:05:11,141 - The consistency's kind of charming. 117 00:05:11,242 --> 00:05:13,779 - He can step on a landmine and talk himself out of it. 118 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,917 - I know you have a soft spot for him. 119 00:05:16,318 --> 00:05:17,387 - I do. 120 00:05:18,256 --> 00:05:20,026 - I love that photo. 121 00:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,497 - It's not just him. 122 00:05:22,597 --> 00:05:24,868 It's hockey players. - Why? 123 00:05:24,969 --> 00:05:27,040 - They take losing so personally. 124 00:05:27,707 --> 00:05:31,649 They don't just accept blame for a loss, they claim it. 125 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,386 They take that burden off of their teammates. 126 00:05:33,486 --> 00:05:37,093 "I fucked up, I cost us the game. I need to be better." 127 00:05:37,193 --> 00:05:39,898 But when they win, it's never personal. 128 00:05:39,999 --> 00:05:42,470 They never take credit. They never say "I." 129 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:43,873 They share it. 130 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:45,777 In other sports, it's, "Me, me, me." 131 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:48,082 But in hockey, it's "We". 132 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,019 It's a team. - You trying to write 133 00:05:50,119 --> 00:05:51,889 the piece for me? (chuckling) 134 00:05:53,059 --> 00:05:58,169 - They can be irritating at times, and... over the top. 135 00:05:58,269 --> 00:05:59,504 But they're... 136 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,709 - Dumb? - Ugly? 137 00:06:01,809 --> 00:06:03,079 - They're sluts. 138 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:05,951 But there's a humbleness there and a responsibility. 139 00:06:06,051 --> 00:06:08,089 I respect it. - If it's a loss tonight, 140 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:09,725 will you take responsibility? 141 00:06:10,693 --> 00:06:13,799 - If we lose, we fold. - Even if it's a packed barn? 142 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:15,603 - We do what we say we're gonna do. 143 00:06:15,703 --> 00:06:17,374 - You already printed it, didn't you? 144 00:06:17,474 --> 00:06:19,311 - Is that a problem? 145 00:06:22,851 --> 00:06:25,123 (rap music) 146 00:06:25,223 --> 00:06:28,763 - Whew! Smells like some of that pakalolo dank in here. 147 00:06:28,863 --> 00:06:30,266 Ya got a dip? 148 00:06:32,070 --> 00:06:33,506 Why are your fuckin'... 149 00:06:33,606 --> 00:06:35,243 (faint moaning) 150 00:06:36,812 --> 00:06:37,948 Who? 151 00:06:38,950 --> 00:06:40,620 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - Big Sexy. 152 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,923 Who is it? 153 00:06:42,023 --> 00:06:43,826 (moaning continues) 154 00:06:43,927 --> 00:06:45,998 Hey, Frankie, I'm doing a Krispy Kreme run-- 155 00:06:46,098 --> 00:06:48,302 (screaming) - Tabarnak, Shoresy! 156 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:52,477 - Who is that? 157 00:06:53,512 --> 00:06:55,650 - Is she pretty? - She's super fucking pretty. 158 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,887 - Is she hot? - She's super fucking hot. 159 00:06:57,988 --> 00:06:59,658 A bit young, but-- 160 00:06:59,758 --> 00:07:01,128 - Yeah. (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. 161 00:07:01,228 --> 00:07:02,097 - Big Sexy! 162 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,899 - It's not Laurence? - No. 163 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:06,004 - No. - How do you know? 164 00:07:06,105 --> 00:07:07,707 - She doesn't have red hair. - No?! 165 00:07:07,807 --> 00:07:08,977 - No. - What colour is her hair? 166 00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:10,313 - Who fucking cares? 167 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:13,954 - You got a dip? - What? 168 00:07:14,054 --> 00:07:16,358 - Got a dip? I need a dip. - It's in there. 169 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:17,794 - Fuck off. (knocking) 170 00:07:17,894 --> 00:07:19,598 (Laurence): JJ? (Big Sexy): Tit fucker! 171 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:22,003 (hard knocking) (Laurence): JJ! 172 00:07:22,103 --> 00:07:23,773 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker. - Big Sexy! 173 00:07:23,873 --> 00:07:25,843 (knocking) (Laurence): Shoresy! 174 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,153 Goldy! 175 00:07:30,686 --> 00:07:31,688 - Where's Goody? 176 00:07:32,557 --> 00:07:35,763 (Laurence): And, the last one, whatever your fucking name is. 177 00:07:35,863 --> 00:07:37,300 - B'y, she don't even know me name. 178 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,803 (Laurence): Um, Twelve Inch Cunt. 179 00:07:38,903 --> 00:07:40,506 (chuckles) - Been called worse. 180 00:07:40,606 --> 00:07:42,343 (Laurence): Just, open the door. 181 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:44,648 - Yeah, so. 182 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,130 - Where's JJ? (Big Sexy): Tit fucker! 183 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,167 - Who said that? - Big Sexy. 184 00:07:54,835 --> 00:07:56,004 - Where's JJ? 185 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:57,640 - Tit fucker. - Go easy, Big Sex. 186 00:07:57,741 --> 00:08:00,146 - Look, I know he's in there with Lysandre Nadeau, okay? 187 00:08:01,215 --> 00:08:03,152 - What colour's her hair? - How do you know? 188 00:08:03,252 --> 00:08:04,488 - Because her Range Ro-- - Huh? 189 00:08:04,588 --> 00:08:07,627 - Because her Range Rover is parked out front. 190 00:08:08,829 --> 00:08:10,867 - So dumb. - JJ! 191 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,203 (Big Sexy): Tit fucker! 192 00:08:12,938 --> 00:08:14,107 - Big Sexual? 193 00:08:21,221 --> 00:08:24,261 Goody, you got a dip? - Settle down. 194 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:26,398 (gasps) 195 00:08:37,487 --> 00:08:38,489 - Laurence! 196 00:08:42,530 --> 00:08:44,167 - You tell him to come get his Siamese cat, 197 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,371 because I'm leaving it outside my front door. 198 00:08:46,472 --> 00:08:47,440 - Laurence! 199 00:08:54,054 --> 00:08:56,558 - Fucking Frankie has a Siamese cat? 200 00:08:57,794 --> 00:09:00,233 That's cultural appropriation. 201 00:09:02,103 --> 00:09:03,639 Fucking loser. 202 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,349 (hockey organ music) 203 00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:12,056 Need you lights fuckin' out tonight, Michaels. 204 00:09:12,157 --> 00:09:13,125 - That's why they call me-- 205 00:09:13,225 --> 00:09:14,327 Fuck's sake, Shoresy. - Grab the Jims. 206 00:09:14,427 --> 00:09:15,730 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 207 00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:16,966 - You grab 'em. - You grab 'em. 208 00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:17,901 - Jim. - Yeah. 209 00:09:18,002 --> 00:09:18,903 - Jim. - Hi. 210 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:20,106 - Jim. - Pretty good, Shoresy. 211 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:22,043 Wait, what'd you say? - Come here. 212 00:09:22,911 --> 00:09:24,514 - Alright, Jim. - Yeah. 213 00:09:24,614 --> 00:09:25,616 - Jim. - Hi. 214 00:09:25,716 --> 00:09:26,685 - Jim. - Sup, Sanger? 215 00:09:26,785 --> 00:09:27,720 What's going on, buddy? 216 00:09:27,821 --> 00:09:28,924 - You guys have been huge for us, 217 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,126 helped us swing momentum, 218 00:09:30,226 --> 00:09:31,328 change the course of the game. 219 00:09:31,428 --> 00:09:32,932 You've been instrumental these past three dubs. 220 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,036 - And he means it, you've been critical, Jim. 221 00:09:35,136 --> 00:09:36,071 - Yeah. - Jim. 222 00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:37,440 - Thank you. - Jim. 223 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,110 - Thanks a lot, Shoresy. I really appreciate it. 224 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:40,880 - But the Soo are dressing their studs tonight. 225 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,285 Priority is to run 'em up, not fill 'em in. 226 00:09:43,385 --> 00:09:45,356 So, I'll largely be parkin' ya. 227 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:51,034 - Yeah, so. 228 00:09:51,602 --> 00:09:52,871 Jim. 229 00:09:52,972 --> 00:09:54,741 - We know our role, boys. 230 00:09:54,841 --> 00:09:57,113 - Jim? - Love our role, boys. 231 00:09:58,449 --> 00:09:59,317 - Jim? 232 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:01,054 - When the boys need us, we'll be there. 233 00:10:01,154 --> 00:10:03,592 - Fucking Jims are such fucking beauties. 234 00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:06,064 All the time, they're so good... 235 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:08,102 Hold on a second, it's driving me fucking crazy. 236 00:10:08,202 --> 00:10:11,742 Hey! What are you doing? - Whata y'at? 237 00:10:11,842 --> 00:10:12,978 - Huh? 238 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:14,681 The bikes. - Settle down. 239 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:15,650 - The biking. 240 00:10:16,351 --> 00:10:17,687 Yes, those bikes, quit it. 241 00:10:17,787 --> 00:10:20,159 - I mean, we got three bikes and you don't want no bikin'? 242 00:10:20,259 --> 00:10:21,662 - Well, I can barely hear the Jims. 243 00:10:21,762 --> 00:10:23,666 It's turned into a bit of a fucking moment here. 244 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,175 Yeah, but the coach is talking. 245 00:10:28,275 --> 00:10:30,079 And if the coach is talking, you shouldn't be biking. 246 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:31,882 - B'y, I've seen plenty a b'y bikin' 247 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:33,886 when the coaches is talkin'. - What? 248 00:10:34,287 --> 00:10:35,623 - You ever bike BMX? 249 00:10:35,723 --> 00:10:37,093 - I'm about done with the Jims 250 00:10:37,193 --> 00:10:39,231 and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the boys biking. 251 00:10:39,331 --> 00:10:41,268 Let's get the blood flowing, love to see it, 252 00:10:41,368 --> 00:10:42,804 get your legs under ya. - Well... 253 00:10:42,904 --> 00:10:45,676 Are they good for biking on? - She's pretty good bikin'. 254 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:46,778 - You like that bike too? 255 00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:49,351 Are they all the same bike? 256 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:53,626 - Shoresy. One slut, two slut, three slut. Where's your fourth? 257 00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:55,162 - Running late. - Why? 258 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:56,798 - 'Cause manatees move slow. 259 00:10:56,898 --> 00:10:58,235 - He'll be here. 260 00:10:58,335 --> 00:10:59,671 - He fucking better be, Sanguinet. 261 00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:02,277 - GM wants to see you. - You too, Sanguinet. 262 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,155 - Schwinn makes a phenomenal bike. 263 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:10,928 - You haven't lost. - We'll never lose again. 264 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:12,630 - Don't count your chickens, slut. 265 00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:14,401 - You've got bums in seats. 266 00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,836 - More than an eighth full tonight? 267 00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,175 - Approaching a quarter. - Oh, you know who'd love that? 268 00:11:19,611 --> 00:11:21,381 - I got you something to mark the occasion. 269 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:24,554 - I'd give Sanger a blowie for a fresh dip right about now. 270 00:11:25,589 --> 00:11:28,395 - Your new sweater. - Oh my God, what fucking 271 00:11:28,495 --> 00:11:31,068 Sudbury exports hopped on board now? 272 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,704 We'll be the fucking... 273 00:11:32,804 --> 00:11:35,142 fucking... Porchetta Puggles? 274 00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:38,716 Are we the fucking Big Nickel Basenji's? 275 00:11:39,317 --> 00:11:43,225 What, the fucking Peppi Panini Portuguese Podengos? 276 00:11:44,427 --> 00:11:45,529 (groans) 277 00:11:48,937 --> 00:11:51,808 (holding back tears) 278 00:11:53,445 --> 00:11:55,716 - Told the boys you got the C back. 279 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,253 They love it. 280 00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,457 - Congrats, cap. 281 00:12:00,994 --> 00:12:02,664 But if you lose, we fold. 282 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:06,471 (Shoresy): Where the fuck is JJ? 283 00:12:06,571 --> 00:12:08,342 - What happened to elephants move slow, my man? 284 00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:10,246 - I said manatees. And if he chased her 285 00:12:10,346 --> 00:12:12,850 all the way back to Quebec, that fucking sperm whale. 286 00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:14,554 - Hey, Fish is ready. 287 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:16,758 He's paid the price for this team. 288 00:12:16,858 --> 00:12:19,664 He plays his role and has done exactly what we asked of him. 289 00:12:19,764 --> 00:12:22,737 And if JJ's not here-- - Well, go fucking tell him. 290 00:12:23,605 --> 00:12:24,641 - You tell him. 291 00:12:25,743 --> 00:12:27,447 - It's your fucking stupid idea, why don't you go tell him? 292 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,916 - I remember the days when players 293 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:30,353 listened to their coaches and-- 294 00:12:30,453 --> 00:12:32,123 - I remember when coaches had good ideas, Sanguinet. 295 00:12:32,223 --> 00:12:34,494 Hey, Fish, you got a dip? - Nope. 296 00:12:34,594 --> 00:12:36,798 - That's going great. You're playing with me and Goody. 297 00:12:36,898 --> 00:12:38,435 - Why? - Who fucking cares?! 298 00:12:38,535 --> 00:12:39,972 - Shoresy! - Just till JJ gets here. 299 00:12:40,072 --> 00:12:41,842 - Where's JJ? - Oh, we can't find him 300 00:12:41,943 --> 00:12:45,182 right now which is a bit embarrassing 'cause he's big as the moon, but... 301 00:12:47,253 --> 00:12:48,589 Yeah, so... 302 00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:52,063 Noticed you sacrificing your body for the boys out there. 303 00:12:52,163 --> 00:12:53,832 Paying the price. 304 00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,671 It's almost like you love winning. 305 00:12:57,173 --> 00:12:59,477 - No. I hate losing. 306 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,085 (Sanguinet): Fish, you ready? - Ready, Sanger! 307 00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:04,955 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! (team cheers) 308 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:06,358 Goody, you ready? - Ready, Sanger. 309 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:08,228 - Good, 'cause you're going. (team cheers) 310 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,464 Hitch, you ready? - Yes, b'y. 311 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,201 - Good, 'cause you're goin'! (team cheers) 312 00:13:11,301 --> 00:13:12,670 Dolo, you ready? 313 00:13:13,405 --> 00:13:14,741 You're goin'! (team cheers) 314 00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:15,843 And hey, boys, 315 00:13:15,944 --> 00:13:19,017 captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 316 00:13:19,117 --> 00:13:21,221 (applause) 317 00:13:22,023 --> 00:13:23,058 Shoresy, you ready?! 318 00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,995 - Give your balls a tug, tit fucker! 319 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,667 - You're fucking going! (team cheers) 320 00:13:28,368 --> 00:13:29,571 And Michaels. 321 00:13:30,606 --> 00:13:32,276 Sorry I got a squeezy from your sweetie 322 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,647 off the side of a party island in Wasaga Beach, buddy. 323 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,858 - I think she was yours all along, buddy. 324 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:41,495 - You ready? - Always, Sanger. 325 00:13:41,595 --> 00:13:43,532 - You're going! (team cheers) 326 00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:46,805 Season finale, boys, let's run 'em up! Whew! 327 00:13:46,905 --> 00:13:48,609 (suspenseful music) 328 00:13:59,197 --> 00:14:01,735 (upbeat music) 329 00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:12,410 (whistle blowing) 330 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,220 (crowd cheering) 331 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,789 (whistle blowing) 332 00:15:21,194 --> 00:15:23,465 - These guys are so fucking good. 333 00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:27,874 (whistle blowing) 334 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,518 - These guys are so fucking good. 335 00:15:36,358 --> 00:15:37,793 (whistle blowing) 336 00:15:38,963 --> 00:15:40,466 - Remy Nadeau. 337 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,543 (horn blaring) 338 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:50,085 - Fucking sorry, guys. - It's not your fault, Michaels, 339 00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:51,121 we're letting 'em pepper ya'. 340 00:15:51,221 --> 00:15:52,323 - Those guys are so fucking good. 341 00:15:52,423 --> 00:15:53,892 - Holy fuck. 342 00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:56,631 - Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! 343 00:15:56,731 --> 00:15:59,537 - Boys, you can't score goals if you don't shoot the puck. 344 00:15:59,637 --> 00:16:01,708 Shoot the fucking puck! 345 00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:04,647 (crowd cheering) 346 00:16:12,463 --> 00:16:13,532 (whistle blowing) 347 00:16:19,611 --> 00:16:21,848 (crowd exclaiming) (whistle blowing) 348 00:16:24,554 --> 00:16:25,957 (whistle blowing) 349 00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:28,930 (crowd cheering) 350 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,466 (whistle blowing) 351 00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:36,278 Holy fuck, holy fuck. 352 00:16:36,378 --> 00:16:38,882 (crowd cheering) 353 00:16:43,258 --> 00:16:44,929 (whistle blowing) 354 00:16:45,029 --> 00:16:46,364 (crowd boos) 355 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,935 - Fuck. - Fuck! 356 00:16:48,035 --> 00:16:49,070 - Fuck! 357 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,743 - Give 'em the Jims? - What, so they can fight 358 00:16:52,843 --> 00:16:55,015 and fucking go to the box, Sanger? 359 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:59,057 Fuck's sake. It's do or fucking die and we need goals. 360 00:16:59,157 --> 00:17:03,031 And get the fucking door next time, you're fucking useless. 361 00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,041 (whistle blowing) 362 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,746 (crowd booing) 363 00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,823 (horn blaring) 364 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,136 - They poked the bear. - Poked the bear. 365 00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:25,909 - Remy Nadeau. 366 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,015 - Don't poke the bear. 367 00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:31,488 (groaning) 368 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:34,727 (vomiting) 369 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:36,564 (panting) 370 00:17:41,641 --> 00:17:43,245 (toilet flushing) 371 00:17:43,345 --> 00:17:46,986 - Where the fuck is Frankie? - Quebec. He's not coming. 372 00:17:47,086 --> 00:17:48,588 - Ugh! 373 00:17:49,557 --> 00:17:51,761 (indistinct chatter) 374 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,951 No! 375 00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:05,255 (toilet flushing) 376 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,064 We're not beating the Soo tonight. 377 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,437 - The Soo are so fucking good. 378 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,574 - The Soo aren't that fucking good, 379 00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:33,578 you just run into a hot goalie and-- 380 00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:34,982 - Michaels, you've stood on your head. 381 00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:37,019 - Yeah, Michaels had more shots in two periods 382 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,190 than most guys get in two fucking games. 383 00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,526 You're playing like, buddy... 384 00:18:41,728 --> 00:18:43,565 Well, you're playing like... 385 00:18:47,907 --> 00:18:49,811 (applause) 386 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,827 We can't just lose. 387 00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:01,901 It's the last game in this barn, gotta win something. 388 00:19:03,205 --> 00:19:05,843 It's the Bulldogs' last game in this barn. 389 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,081 We gotta give 'em a show. 390 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:11,888 So, boys... 391 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,529 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 392 00:19:16,164 --> 00:19:18,135 - We're winning that physical battle, boys. 393 00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,303 If you can't run 'em up... 394 00:19:22,843 --> 00:19:24,814 If we can't run 'em up? (all): Fill 'em in. 395 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,885 - Boys, let's just give 'em the fucking lumber out there. 396 00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:28,321 (chuckling) 397 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:29,992 One period to make their lives hell. 398 00:19:30,826 --> 00:19:33,832 - Jims, they're not gonna wanna go, not worth the risk. 399 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:35,636 They've got playoffs up the road. 400 00:19:36,504 --> 00:19:39,177 So your job is to score us a goal. 401 00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,850 The rest of the boys are gonna make room 402 00:19:42,951 --> 00:19:44,587 for you guys out there for a change 403 00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,424 'cause you guys are scoring us 404 00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:49,130 the last goal in Sudbury Bulldogs' history. 405 00:19:51,201 --> 00:19:53,305 - Well, what do you think, Jim? - Yeah. 406 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,407 - Jim? - Yes. 407 00:19:54,507 --> 00:19:55,776 - Jim? - Sounds good, Shoresy. 408 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,680 It should be fun. - Thanks, Jims. 409 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,152 - Boy, I fucking love winning. 410 00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:04,227 Fucking hate losing more. Got a dip? 411 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:07,666 Hurry up, Fish! 412 00:20:10,539 --> 00:20:12,776 The last game in this barn. 413 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,918 Let's give 'em a show, boys. 414 00:20:18,155 --> 00:20:19,423 (soft piano music) 415 00:20:19,524 --> 00:20:21,327 Let's give 'em the fucking lumber. 416 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:53,358 ♪ He's uptight ♪ 417 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,999 ♪ He don't know nothing new ♪ 418 00:20:58,702 --> 00:21:02,743 ♪ But he ain't cheap He just can't afford to ♪ 419 00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,954 ♪ But she don't mind ♪ 420 00:21:08,355 --> 00:21:10,960 ♪ He's a rare thing ♪ 421 00:21:12,496 --> 00:21:15,068 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 422 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:25,322 ♪ Everyday just trying to get by ♪ 423 00:21:26,824 --> 00:21:32,002 ♪ No time to cry No he can't afford to ♪ 424 00:21:33,905 --> 00:21:39,750 ♪ And she waits, through everything ♪ 425 00:21:40,954 --> 00:21:44,393 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 426 00:21:48,768 --> 00:21:49,938 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 427 00:21:50,038 --> 00:21:52,309 ♪ True love True love ♪ 428 00:21:52,409 --> 00:21:54,847 ♪ True love True love ♪ 429 00:22:02,998 --> 00:22:05,302 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 430 00:22:05,402 --> 00:22:07,239 ♪ True love True love ♪ 431 00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,076 ♪ True love ♪ 432 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,181 ♪ Working late ♪ 433 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,521 ♪ 'Cause she never finished school ♪ 434 00:22:33,191 --> 00:22:37,968 ♪ She ain't a fool She just didn't like it ♪ 435 00:22:40,539 --> 00:22:46,017 ♪ Well he don't mind She's his everything ♪ 436 00:22:47,486 --> 00:22:50,225 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 437 00:22:55,102 --> 00:23:00,112 ♪ Every time She tries to fight ♪ 438 00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:06,858 ♪ But she knows he's right She just didn't like to ♪ 439 00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:14,006 ♪ And he waits Through everything ♪ 440 00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:18,915 ♪ Anything for you ♪ 441 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:25,963 ♪ That's what you call True love ♪ 442 00:23:26,064 --> 00:23:27,633 ♪ True love True love ♪ 443 00:23:27,733 --> 00:23:29,337 ♪ True love ♪ 444 00:23:37,820 --> 00:23:39,123 ♪ That's what you call ♪ 445 00:23:39,223 --> 00:23:41,094 ♪ True love True love ♪ 446 00:23:41,194 --> 00:23:44,033 ♪ True love True love ♪ 447 00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,756 ♪ She wants to know ♪ 448 00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:59,397 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 449 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,736 ♪ He wants to know ♪ 450 00:24:02,836 --> 00:24:06,177 ♪ Do you do you Do you want me ♪ 451 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,985 ♪ She'd love to know ♪ 452 00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:13,591 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 453 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,999 ♪ He'd love to know ♪ 454 00:24:17,099 --> 00:24:20,940 ♪ Do you do you Do you love me ♪ 455 00:24:22,476 --> 00:24:24,647 ♪ She needs to know ♪ 456 00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:28,254 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 457 00:24:29,557 --> 00:24:31,260 ♪ He needs to know ♪ 458 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:35,502 ♪ Do you do you Do you need me ♪ 459 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,645 ♪ Like I need you ♪ 460 00:25:03,892 --> 00:25:05,028 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 461 00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,032 ♪ True love True love ♪ 462 00:25:07,132 --> 00:25:09,570 ♪ True love True love ♪ 463 00:25:18,188 --> 00:25:19,557 ♪ It's what you call ♪ 464 00:25:19,657 --> 00:25:21,561 ♪ True love True love ♪ 465 00:25:21,661 --> 00:25:24,099 ♪ True love True love ♪ 466 00:25:52,022 --> 00:25:53,424 - Fuck you, Shoresy! 467 00:25:53,993 --> 00:25:55,629 - For what? - What do you mean, for what? 468 00:25:55,729 --> 00:25:57,633 - Huh? - You know the deal. 469 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,537 We had a deal. 470 00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:03,344 And I do what I say I'm gonna do. Always have. 471 00:26:08,054 --> 00:26:10,225 Alright, fuck, what do you want me to... 472 00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:14,400 Those guys are so fucking good. They thumped us. 473 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,005 And you still think we can beat them? 474 00:26:18,708 --> 00:26:20,045 How? 475 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:23,986 (Shoresy): Where the fuck is Frankie? 476 00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:26,324 - Quebec. He's not coming. - Ugh. 477 00:26:26,424 --> 00:26:28,595 - Shoresy, we've got a new plan for this period. 478 00:26:29,063 --> 00:26:30,899 - We all plays like you out there, me son. 479 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,605 - What? - We're a full team of Shoresys. 480 00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:34,640 - Real dirty. 481 00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:37,012 - Let's get all the Goddamn boys running around. 482 00:26:37,112 --> 00:26:39,483 Leave a mother-fucking impression. 483 00:26:40,785 --> 00:26:42,589 - It's a bit late for making a fucking impression, boys, 484 00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:44,260 there's no fucking room out there anyway. 485 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,497 - Hit 'em enough and they'll stop going where it gets it. 486 00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:49,603 Chop 'em enough, and they'll stop going where you gets chopped. 487 00:26:49,703 --> 00:26:52,109 Bet they gives us a lot more room out there next game. 488 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:53,611 - What are you talking about, next game? 489 00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:56,183 Don't be a fucking idiot. - They've got a hot tender. 490 00:26:56,284 --> 00:26:59,657 Let's let the league know your tender's hot, 491 00:26:59,757 --> 00:27:02,429 we'll run 'em to the back of the fucking net. 492 00:27:02,529 --> 00:27:05,435 - What are you fucking... It's too fucking late. 493 00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:06,504 - For this game. 494 00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:09,243 Let's get 'em in playoffs. 495 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,653 (Nat): If we lose, we fold. That was the deal. 496 00:27:14,753 --> 00:27:17,292 - That's when you had one fucking guy on this team 497 00:27:17,392 --> 00:27:19,096 who said we'd never lose again. 498 00:27:19,196 --> 00:27:22,236 Now you got 16 of 'em over there in that dressing room. 499 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,108 You got a barn full of fans who can't wait to see it. 500 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,145 - You think we can beat them? 501 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,383 Those guys are so fucking good. 502 00:27:29,483 --> 00:27:32,155 - But they won't be the same team after that period. 503 00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:36,464 No fucking way. They wanted nothing to do with the Jims. 504 00:27:36,564 --> 00:27:39,103 We'd have Frankie back next game. 505 00:27:39,203 --> 00:27:40,372 - The Soo is so fucking good. 506 00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:42,776 - But they do not like the lumber. 507 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,150 You know what you get in the playoffs. 508 00:27:46,617 --> 00:27:49,023 - The lumber. - You get that high heat. 509 00:27:49,123 --> 00:27:51,560 - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 510 00:27:55,035 --> 00:27:58,341 - Well, what are you gonna do differently? 511 00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:01,047 - Me? - Oh my God. 512 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,416 - Huh? - You say the boys 513 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,286 are gonna play like you, but the chirping and the lumber 514 00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:06,290 and the running around have always been your game. 515 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:09,096 So if I keep this team going, 516 00:28:09,196 --> 00:28:11,233 how are you gonna raise your game? 517 00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:13,771 What are you gonna do differently? 518 00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:55,755 (upbeat music) 519 00:29:12,055 --> 00:29:14,259 Subtitling: difuze