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[theme song playing]
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Oh, mans. It's glorious!
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Watching TV will never be the same.
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Can you believe someone was just
throwing this beauty away?
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I mean this baby's got it all!
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That pristine wood foam laminate.
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Brackets for CDs, DVDs, cassettes,
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all kinds of obsolete physical media.
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A family of marmots
living in a stereo drawer.
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[marmots squeaking]
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And do not forget the shelving
for all of our many books.
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[all laughing]
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[Robin grunts]
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Ain't no thang.
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We just got to find something
to wedge under its.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Think harder, genius.
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Yo, this little squidgy will do.
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Nice work! Now to see what's on.
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-[remote clicks]
-Hello, Titans!
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Control Freak?
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What madness
do you have in store this time?
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You gonna turn us into claymation?
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Make us hawk food processors
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in some tacky three-camera infomercial?
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Twist us into
a gritty live-action series
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targeted at adult audiences?
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That's been done. So gritty.
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Oh, weren't you clods paying attention
to the opening credits?
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In our defense, we were getting
this thing up the stairs.
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This is your...
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[reading] Super Hero Team
Crossover Event!
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[party horns squeak flatly]
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You mean like another movie?
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Uh, did I say, movie?
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[groans] Not a crossover.
That's when a lame show
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tries to glom onto a cooler one in order
to boost their popularity.
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-Oh, no! Are we's being canceled?
-One can only hope.
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Everyone knows a good crossover
has to have
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some epic threat that brings the heroes
from two worlds together.
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And epic threats just aren't our thing.
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Who said this was
a good crossover, huh?
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[gulps] He means business, Titans.
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We'd better play along. [grunts]
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Robin, please, what are you doing?
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In superhero crossovers,
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each team is introduced
in an action set piece,
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you know, to remind the audience
how awesome the heroes are
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even before they meet
their counterparts.
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Quick, everybody, do something action-y,
before they cut away to the other h--
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[thrilling music playing]
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[Catwoman] The superhero girls?
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But our plan for this heist
was purr-fect.
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[meows]
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Oh, oh, sorry, Mittens.
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No matter how "purr-fect" your plan is,
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our captain is always
gonna have a perfecter one.
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I'm flattered. But it is a team effort.
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[grunting]
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-[grunting]
-[Harley Quinn] Peek-a-boo!
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-I whomp you!
-[grunts]
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-Zatanna!
-I got her!
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[screams, grunts]
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-[laughs]
-[grunts]
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That's my friend, Harleen.
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Oh, you care about
your friends now, Babs?
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I do, when they're not supervillains.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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Zee, are you okay?
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[growls]
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Wha-- Oh, yeah. Totally.
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How are you?
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One of these days, we're going to crush
you jerks! And...
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Wait. What's this?
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Ah, who cares what it is.
It's bustin' us free!
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So long, clowns!
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[scoffs] Let me guess.
Creepy purple cloud got 'em?
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Exactly. How did you know?
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Same thing happened to me last week
when I took Solomon Grundy down.
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And when I was pounding on the Riddler.
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Yesterday, I stopped
both Toyman and Cheetah.
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Each time...
[makes whooshing sounds] gone.
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Uh... Oh, nothing happened
to the bad guys I caught this week.
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Of course, I didn't catch any bad guys,
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but I did help my neighbor
find his lost cat.
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Sounds like we have a mystery to solve.
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Babs, I think what you meant to say
is, "we" have a mystery to solve.
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Boys, there's no need to compete.
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-Now! Go!
-[girls laughing]
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-[boys grunting]
-We'll let you know
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where the bad guys went
after we find 'em!
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[Lex Luthor] I know what
you're asking yourselves.
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What would a multi-billionaire like me
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want with such an eclectic group of...
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-you?
-[toilet flushes]
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This Hall of Doom
must've cost you a mint.
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You think you could afford a decent
hand-dryer in the ladies room?
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-[squishing sounds]
-Ew, real fur?
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-What are you, like, an actual cat?
-[growls softly]
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-Hey, Selina, eat your heart out.
-[Lex clears throat]
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What if I told you I hold the power
to get rid of every superhero?
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While searching through
the remains of Krypton,
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my space probe came across
The Amulet of Cythonna.
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This device uses an ancient science
even I have yet to understand.
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-But its power is undeniable.
-[Grundy scoffs]
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Power? Luthor no find trinket in space.
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Luthor find trinket in cereal box.
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[villains laugh boisterously]
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If it weren't for this, Chuckles,
you'd be in jail now.
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But if you are still not convinced...
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[grunts]
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-Uh, where'd he go?
-They call it the Phantom Zone.
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But you can think of it as our own
personal superhero dumping ground.
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[screams, grunts]
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[growls] If you have that,
why do you need us?
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Someone's gotta lure all those heroes
into our little trap.
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[Jessica] These are the spots
the mist was seen.
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Hmm. I don't see a pattern.
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But if you squint just right,
it kind of looks like a puppy.
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Come on, Babs. We have to ke--
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-Aw...
-Guys, check this out.
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See something in your armor-cam video?
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Not see, hear.
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-Just listen.
-[man] Cythonna.
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Uh, is it saying, cellphones?
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-Sounds more like "syphon oats."
-She's saying Cythonna.
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But that's impossible.
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What is Cythonna?
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Well, not what. Who.
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I mean, even a planet of science dorks
like Krypton had its mythology,
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and Cythonna was the goddess
of darkness, blight, and suffering.
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Yeesh. Bet she was a blast at parties.
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Story goes, she ran the show
on Krypton for centuries,
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which was pretty much a hot heap
of stink for all concerned,
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until, one day, her kid brother, Rao,
god of sun and other stuff,
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trapped her in an amulet
and chucked her into space.
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So while kids here are told to wish upon
a shooting star,
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we were told to behave, it could be
Cythonna coming to get you.
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And did you believe that?
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What? No! No. I'm from Krypton.
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No one believed in ancient
yet terrifying myths like that.
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So, yeah, let's just talk about
something else, all right?
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Did I hear there's a map
that looks like a puppy?
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'Sup nerds? Mind if we play?
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-[growls]
-[woman screams]
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[laughs]
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Hey, Giganta! You're not gonna
disappear this time.
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Oh, we ain't disappearing. You are!
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-Huh?
-[both scream]
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That's what happens to any superhero
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dumb enough to face the Legion of Doom!
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[grunts]
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[screams]
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Ooh.
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-[grunts]
-[screams]
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[grunting]
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[Green Lantern] Hmph!
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[screams]
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[cheering triumphantly]
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[laughing]
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Oh, no! [screaming]
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Oh, this is terrible!
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-Chin up, Garth. We're not done yet.
-No!
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Mr. Goodberry's cat got out again!
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[struggling]
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[cellphone rings]
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Hey, half-pint, you calling to say you
guys give up looking for the bad guys?
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[Garth] No, we found them,
and it's not great.
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-Wait. Garth, are you okay? Talk to me.
-[cellphone beeps]
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They've teamed up, and we think they got
Ollie, Hal, and Barry too.
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They call themselves the Legacy of Doom!
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[Hawkman] It's the Legion of Doom,
Garth.
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[Garth] Really?
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I could swear Livewire said...
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Guys, prioritize details. Where are you?
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The park! Hurry!
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I can't... hold... [screams]
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-[phone beeps]
-Team, to the park.
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Any sign of them? Oh, no.
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Hawkman's mace.
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-You don't think...
-[gasps] Hey, what's that?
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[chants incantation]
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It looks Kryptonian,
or maybe ancient Kryptonian,
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because I can only make out
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a few of the... the words.
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Oh. Oh, that's not good.
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What? What does it say?
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I think this thing sent our friends
to the Phantom Zone.
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You mean that creepy limbo dimension?
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But we saw what it took
to open a portal.
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How can one little ball...
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Cythonna. I'm not sure
what the rest of this says,
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but I know this says Cythonna.
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Clearly, whatever we're up against
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is far more formidable
than we anticipated.
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We will need a plan.
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How's this for a plan?
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Find the jerks who are using stuff
from my dead homeworld
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to hurt our friends and,
formidable or not, take 'em down.
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But how do we find this Legion of Doom?
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BT dubs, very cool name.
Makes you wish
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we put a little more effort
into Super Hero Girls.
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I got a hunch this little guy
might be our biggest clue.
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Kara, where are you going?
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To see a translator.
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[laughs] Legion of Doom?
That's rich.
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Quit it. I think they used
Kryptonian magic
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to send my friends to the Phantom Zone.
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See, this says Cythonna.
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[sighs] Your Kryptonian is awful.
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This doesn't say Cythonna.
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And even if it did, hello, there's no
such thing as Kryptonian magic.
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-Cythonna is a fairy tale.
-You think this is a joke?
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I'm sure your buddies are probably
just off goofing around somewhere.
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"Goofing around"?
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Remember when you couldn't
find that one kid for two days
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because he locked himself
in a port-a-pooper?
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Garth was only locked inside one day.
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He spent the second day in the shower.
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Look, Kara. This has been fun.
But if I thought for a second
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your pals were in danger
or someone got ahold
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of a Kryptonian weapon,
believe me, I'd be all over it.
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Hmph!
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She knows about the Phantom Zone.
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Still no guesses?
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I'll give you a hint.
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It's not bigger than a breadbox.
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Anyone?
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Okay. One more hint.
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It's not smaller than a breadbox either.
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Hal, I ran an hour out
in all directions.
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Nothing?
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Argh! And my ring still can't seem
to penetrate this darkness.
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I hate to say this.
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-We're stuck here.
-[Garth] Give up?
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It is a breadbox! Gotcha!
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[grunting]
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I failed.
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-I am sorry, Mother.
-Sorry?
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"Sorry" will not shield you
from a vengeful enemy.
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Nor will it shield those who follow you.
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-[gasps]
-Worried about the Legion of Doom?
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[mace thuds]
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Why? Are you concerned
a miscalculation in my leadership
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against this unknown evil
may bring you harm?
246
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Do you not realize I love you all
too much to allow that to happen?
247
00:14:14,491 --> 00:14:16,242
Zeus as my witness,
Barbara Gordon,
248
00:14:16,326 --> 00:14:17,994
that will not happen!
249
00:14:18,078 --> 00:14:20,163
Uh, thanks, D. I love you too.
250
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:25,043
No, I was actually thinking about
the Legion because of Harleen.
251
00:14:25,418 --> 00:14:28,213
I thought, since we found out
each other's secret, she'd,
252
00:14:28,296 --> 00:14:30,298
-you know...
-Change her ways.
253
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,134
I know Harleen, Diana. She's not evil.
254
00:14:33,510 --> 00:14:36,513
It is heartbreaking, but you do realize
that, for months,
255
00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:39,391
Harley Quinn has held a supervillain's
deadliest weapon.
256
00:14:39,474 --> 00:14:41,518
A heat-seeking poison-tipped scimitar?
257
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:43,561
Your secret identity.
258
00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:46,856
She knows who you are, and yet,
has done nothing about it.
259
00:14:47,857 --> 00:14:51,027
You're right. So, I guess there is hope.
260
00:14:51,111 --> 00:14:52,779
[Supergirl groaning]
261
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,574
Well, Super-jerk blew me off.
262
00:14:57,117 --> 00:14:58,410
[whispering] They still don't know.
263
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,246
He would not help translate that sphere?
264
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:04,165
Hmm. If only we had an ancient
Kryptonian-to-English dictionary
265
00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:05,625
lying around, huh?
266
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:10,255
Actually, I know where we could find
something way better than a dictionary.
267
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,343
[Zatanna exclaims] My heat spell
maybe keeping me warm,
268
00:15:15,427 --> 00:15:18,430
but this drastic climate change
is going to be murder on my hair.
269
00:15:18,513 --> 00:15:20,932
Okay, Zee.
Don't worry. Not much farther.
270
00:15:21,015 --> 00:15:23,685
-Not much farther to what?
-That!
271
00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:43,163
-Are you sure it's okay we're here?
-Totally not. No.
272
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:45,582
That's why he calls it
his Fortress of Solitude,
273
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:47,208
and not, I don't know, a...
274
00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:48,960
The Buddy Bunker?
Friendship Depot?
275
00:15:49,044 --> 00:15:50,879
Ooh. Kal-El's House of ha-has.
276
00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,422
Stop right there.
277
00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:58,011
Oh, we're in so much trouble.
278
00:15:58,094 --> 00:15:59,554
Stop right there.
279
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:03,641
[Supermen] Stop right there.
280
00:16:03,725 --> 00:16:05,477
Stop right there.
281
00:16:06,853 --> 00:16:10,940
Kara, how many last sons
did Krypton actually have?
282
00:16:11,191 --> 00:16:13,610
Relax, these are
just his dumb robot guards.
283
00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:15,403
Hey, they're tall, tan, and gruesome.
284
00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:18,114
It's cousin Kara. I-- Ow!
285
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:21,159
Huh? This one must have
a loose circuit or something.
286
00:16:21,242 --> 00:16:22,994
Just gonna take a quick look-see.
287
00:16:26,331 --> 00:16:30,126
Okay. Which one of you
glorified coffee makers is next?
288
00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:44,724
[electricity crackles]
289
00:16:44,891 --> 00:16:46,726
[chants incantation]
290
00:16:46,935 --> 00:16:48,436
[straining]
291
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:50,772
[whimpering]
292
00:16:54,692 --> 00:16:56,361
[both grunting]
293
00:16:59,989 --> 00:17:01,908
[grunts] Ha-ha.
294
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:09,082
Hmph! Gotta say, not impressed.
295
00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:11,918
-Where is Supergirl?
-[Supergirl] She's over here, gang.
296
00:17:12,669 --> 00:17:14,838
Good news, she got what we came for.
297
00:17:14,921 --> 00:17:17,340
Ta-daa! Told you we'd be in and out.
298
00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:19,759
You sure did. In fact, you can say
299
00:17:19,843 --> 00:17:22,679
you were a-head of the game. [chuckles]
300
00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:25,765
[laughing] Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, you're so funny.
301
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:27,559
Guys, guys, I'm doing a...
302
00:17:27,642 --> 00:17:28,560
talking as both of us...
303
00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:32,564
[groans]
304
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,069
So, Kara, what's in that case, anyway?
305
00:17:38,486 --> 00:17:41,698
[Supergirl] This is Krypton's
entire wealth of knowledge.
306
00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:44,242
It'll give us the true poop
on Cythonna and her amulet.
307
00:17:44,826 --> 00:17:45,744
Wow.
308
00:17:45,827 --> 00:17:49,414
A complete culture stored
in just a handful of crystals.
309
00:17:49,497 --> 00:17:53,001
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
Kryptonians loved their crystals.
310
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:55,211
These babies hold all kinds of things.
311
00:17:57,922 --> 00:17:58,882
Funny.
312
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:00,967
I don't recall inviting guests.
313
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:04,637
Another robot? I got this one.
314
00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:05,680
Batgirl, wait!
315
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:08,183
[grunts] Ow!
316
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:09,434
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
317
00:18:09,517 --> 00:18:11,186
He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real!
318
00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:14,022
Put the crystals back, Kara.
319
00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:17,984
No way. Listen, Clark, I know
you don't believe me,
320
00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:20,070
but there is a huge threat.
321
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:23,323
-I do believe you.
-Don't interrupt me!
322
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,617
-Wait. Wha...
-You're right.
323
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,828
In fact, I already knew Lex Luthor
is behind the Legion of Doom,
324
00:18:28,912 --> 00:18:30,830
and that they're sending heroes
to the Phantom Zone
325
00:18:30,914 --> 00:18:34,084
-using a Kryptonian device.
-The Amulet of Cythonna.
326
00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:38,004
Wait, so, if you knew all of this,
why did you blow me off at your place?
327
00:18:38,088 --> 00:18:40,840
Because I also knew
you're out of your league.
328
00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:43,134
Luthor is not to be trifled with.
329
00:18:43,218 --> 00:18:45,011
We've taken him down before.
330
00:18:45,095 --> 00:18:47,555
Not with a deadly weapon
like this, you haven't.
331
00:18:47,639 --> 00:18:50,517
I know Luthor. This time,
he's playing for keeps.
332
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,893
What are you saying?
333
00:18:51,976 --> 00:18:53,353
What kind of hero would I be
334
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,105
if I let a bunch of kids
walk off to their doom?
335
00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:58,566
Thanks, Dad.
336
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:00,860
You think you could stop us on your own?
337
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:04,489
Yeah, I do. But even if I couldn't...
338
00:19:09,869 --> 00:19:11,830
[Hawaiian tune plays]
339
00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:13,415
[exclaims]
340
00:19:20,588 --> 00:19:22,132
the Justice League could.
341
00:19:22,799 --> 00:19:26,094
The Justice League?
Another cool name!
342
00:19:26,511 --> 00:19:28,805
Yeah, I wanted to call ourselves
the Super Friends, man.
343
00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:30,265
But I got out-voted.
344
00:19:30,348 --> 00:19:31,975
[sighs] So unfair.
345
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:35,979
I mean, we appreciate
the concern, gentlemen,
346
00:19:36,062 --> 00:19:38,481
but we are more than capable
of handling ourselves.
347
00:19:39,399 --> 00:19:41,359
Yeah, Jon, you helped train me on Oa.
348
00:19:41,443 --> 00:19:43,027
I was the top of my class.
349
00:19:43,111 --> 00:19:45,321
Sorry, rookie.
Pacifism won't cut it this time.
350
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:46,865
Punches have got to be thrown.
351
00:19:47,991 --> 00:19:49,367
[Batgirl exhales] This is just dumb.
352
00:19:49,951 --> 00:19:51,119
Batman, buddy.
353
00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:53,288
Tell these guys how we saved Gotham.
354
00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:55,081
[hoarsely] Not this time.
355
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,000
What do you mean, not this time.
356
00:19:57,876 --> 00:19:59,461
The league already has a plan.
357
00:19:59,586 --> 00:20:01,337
Frankly, you'd only be
getting in the way.
358
00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,548
Our friends are the ones in trouble.
359
00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:08,178
So, if we're in your way,
go ahead and move us.
360
00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:09,804
[Supergirl grunts]
361
00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:11,264
[zapping]
362
00:20:11,681 --> 00:20:12,515
[Superman inhales]
363
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:13,516
[ice shattering]
364
00:20:14,392 --> 00:20:15,685
[Supergirl whines, grunts]
365
00:20:20,231 --> 00:20:21,232
[Batarang skidding]
366
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:24,110
Diamagnetic repulsor.
[gasps] So cool.
367
00:20:28,406 --> 00:20:29,741
I may not be swinging fists,
368
00:20:29,824 --> 00:20:32,118
but I have no problem
restraining you in one.
369
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:33,578
I'm gonna disagree,
370
00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:35,663
and say you have a pretty big problem.
371
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,459
[Zatanna gushes]
372
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,460
So, uh,
373
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,753
shouldn't we be fighting?
374
00:20:41,836 --> 00:20:43,338
Feel like we're just kinda
standing here.
375
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:45,423
Oh, [clears throat]
I don't care.
376
00:20:45,673 --> 00:20:46,674
I'm up for whatever.
377
00:20:46,883 --> 00:20:47,842
What do you feel like?
378
00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:50,804
[Supergirl grunts]
379
00:20:51,054 --> 00:20:52,222
Kara, stay down.
380
00:20:52,639 --> 00:20:54,391
[sighs] Can't you see
I'm trying to protect you?
381
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:55,558
[Kara groans]
382
00:20:56,017 --> 00:20:58,269
Do we look like we need protecting?
383
00:20:58,645 --> 00:20:59,771
[grunts]
384
00:21:01,815 --> 00:21:03,441
[both grunting]
385
00:21:05,652 --> 00:21:06,653
Enough!
386
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:12,200
Woohoo, you guys are in trouble now.
387
00:21:12,784 --> 00:21:13,618
Superman,
388
00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:14,786
you say you have a plan
389
00:21:14,869 --> 00:21:17,038
stop the Legion of Doom
and free our friends?
390
00:21:17,205 --> 00:21:18,206
Yes.
391
00:21:18,289 --> 00:21:19,541
What about Cythonna?
392
00:21:19,874 --> 00:21:21,668
There is no Cythonna, Kara.
393
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:24,212
The ancient science
that amulet uses may be deadly.
394
00:21:24,462 --> 00:21:25,630
But it's just another weapon.
395
00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:28,258
Once it's out of the wrong
hands, it's harmless.
396
00:21:28,341 --> 00:21:30,093
And you are confident in your plan?
397
00:21:30,176 --> 00:21:31,136
What do you think?
398
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,514
[dramatic music playing]
399
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,395
We shall defer to the Justice League.
400
00:21:40,478 --> 00:21:41,563
[all gasp]
401
00:21:43,481 --> 00:21:46,192
[suspenseful music playing]
402
00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:49,612
[Supergirl] Are you kidding me?
403
00:21:49,696 --> 00:21:50,864
[girls groan]
404
00:21:55,201 --> 00:21:56,828
Ooh! I can't wait till those
405
00:21:56,911 --> 00:21:58,621
Super Hero Girls show their faces.
406
00:21:58,830 --> 00:22:02,167
And we send them to limbo for eternity.
407
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:03,835
[all cackling]
408
00:22:05,587 --> 00:22:07,714
Yeah, but since it's eternity,
409
00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:08,757
we got time.
410
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,633
I mean, it's not like
we have to send them
411
00:22:10,717 --> 00:22:12,010
to limbo today.
412
00:22:12,677 --> 00:22:14,471
[Poison Ivy laughing]
413
00:22:20,018 --> 00:22:21,895
You must be so proud.
414
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:23,772
As their confidence grows,
415
00:22:23,855 --> 00:22:25,398
so does their malevolence.
416
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:28,151
Have you forgotten, Cythonna?
417
00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:30,612
You are a silent partner.
418
00:22:30,695 --> 00:22:31,529
[Cythonna scoffs]
419
00:22:31,613 --> 00:22:35,116
Of course not. I appear to only you,
in this astral form.
420
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,368
[Lex Luthor shudders]
421
00:22:36,451 --> 00:22:37,619
Albeit, weakly,
422
00:22:37,911 --> 00:22:39,829
for, as you know,
423
00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:41,456
my powers are limited
424
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:42,916
while I remain trapped
425
00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:46,211
within this cursed prison forever.
426
00:22:46,711 --> 00:22:47,670
It's not all bad.
427
00:22:47,879 --> 00:22:48,755
Possessing your prison
428
00:22:48,838 --> 00:22:50,924
grants me access to that limited power.
429
00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,092
In return,
430
00:22:52,342 --> 00:22:53,385
I only ask--
431
00:22:53,468 --> 00:22:54,636
Oh, I know what you want.
432
00:22:54,719 --> 00:22:56,554
And perhaps once I,
Lex Luther, am victorious,
433
00:22:56,638 --> 00:22:57,764
I will indulge you.
434
00:22:58,765 --> 00:22:59,766
If I'm in a good mood.
435
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:03,478
You haven't begun to know what I want.
436
00:23:03,561 --> 00:23:06,231
[mysterious music playing]
437
00:23:06,439 --> 00:23:08,775
[Supergirl] We're gonna defer
to the league?
438
00:23:08,858 --> 00:23:09,943
Okay, I'll admit,
439
00:23:10,026 --> 00:23:11,444
I don't know what defer means,
440
00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:12,904
but I'm pretty sure you told him,
441
00:23:12,987 --> 00:23:14,197
we just roll over.
442
00:23:14,989 --> 00:23:17,659
Since when do we back down from a fight?
443
00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:20,036
-Are you afraid--
-I am an Amazon!
444
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,663
I fear no fight.
445
00:23:23,289 --> 00:23:24,124
Kara,
446
00:23:24,207 --> 00:23:27,001
your will is the strongest
of any warrior I have known.
447
00:23:27,168 --> 00:23:29,337
And while that is part
of what makes you so mighty,
448
00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:31,172
it can also make you vulnerable
449
00:23:31,256 --> 00:23:32,966
when you allow it to become
bullheadedness.
450
00:23:33,049 --> 00:23:34,884
This brings me no pleasure either.
451
00:23:35,343 --> 00:23:36,928
But you chose me as your leader,
452
00:23:37,011 --> 00:23:38,555
not to make popular decisions.
453
00:23:38,638 --> 00:23:39,681
But the tough ones.
454
00:23:39,764 --> 00:23:41,933
And what if the League
blows it? Then what, huh?
455
00:23:42,016 --> 00:23:45,019
We left our only clue to stopping
anything at the North Pole.
456
00:23:45,103 --> 00:23:45,937
[doorbell chiming]
457
00:23:46,563 --> 00:23:47,731
[sighs wearily]
458
00:23:47,814 --> 00:23:49,107
[cell phone ringing]
459
00:23:53,570 --> 00:23:54,487
Ugh.
460
00:23:54,946 --> 00:23:56,030
[Supergirl grunts]
461
00:23:56,406 --> 00:23:57,240
Say, Kara,
462
00:23:57,323 --> 00:24:00,160
what was that about leaving
our only clue at the North Pole?
463
00:24:00,243 --> 00:24:03,246
You swiped my cousin's data crystals.
464
00:24:04,247 --> 00:24:05,373
[laughs]
465
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:08,251
[euphoric music playing]
466
00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:11,337
[Superman] Bet your friends
are mad at you, huh?
467
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:13,506
[Diana] Superman?
468
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,883
This was from you?
469
00:24:14,966 --> 00:24:16,134
From him, actually.
470
00:24:16,676 --> 00:24:18,303
[mutters indistinctly]
471
00:24:18,386 --> 00:24:19,554
Join you!
472
00:24:19,637 --> 00:24:21,973
I am sorry, but I already belong
to a team.
473
00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:23,558
A team you dismissed!
474
00:24:23,641 --> 00:24:25,143
Look, I don't know you well,
475
00:24:25,393 --> 00:24:26,561
but I do know you'd never back down
476
00:24:26,644 --> 00:24:28,229
from a fight against evil.
477
00:24:28,313 --> 00:24:29,814
The only reason you stepped aside
478
00:24:29,898 --> 00:24:30,940
was to protect them.
479
00:24:31,232 --> 00:24:32,776
Because, at the end of the day,
480
00:24:33,193 --> 00:24:34,235
they are just kids.
481
00:24:34,319 --> 00:24:35,695
[mutters indistinctly]
482
00:24:35,779 --> 00:24:38,198
And how exactly am I different, Batman?
483
00:24:42,702 --> 00:24:43,870
[Superman] You're no kid.
484
00:24:43,953 --> 00:24:46,081
You got more combat expertise
than any of us.
485
00:24:46,581 --> 00:24:48,541
I have sworn to protect this world.
486
00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,585
And to stand up to any threat.
487
00:24:50,919 --> 00:24:51,961
But-- [sighs]
488
00:24:52,754 --> 00:24:54,631
But you're worried about
dissing your friends?
489
00:24:54,714 --> 00:24:56,132
This is bigger than that, Diana.
490
00:24:56,299 --> 00:24:57,175
If Luthor wins,
491
00:24:57,258 --> 00:24:59,135
a lot more than feelings
are gonna get hurt.
492
00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:04,808
My precious son,
493
00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:06,184
Kal-El.
494
00:25:06,267 --> 00:25:08,228
There is much you must know
495
00:25:08,311 --> 00:25:09,938
about ancient Krypton.
496
00:25:10,772 --> 00:25:11,689
Uh, Kara,
497
00:25:11,773 --> 00:25:13,942
I know this is like a piece
from your lost planet.
498
00:25:14,067 --> 00:25:16,903
So, please don't take this
the wrong way, but, snore.
499
00:25:17,612 --> 00:25:18,863
Zee, don't be rude!
500
00:25:19,364 --> 00:25:20,240
[machine whirring]
501
00:25:20,323 --> 00:25:21,825
But can we just skip
to the part about the amulet?
502
00:25:22,075 --> 00:25:23,451
[Jessica slurping]
503
00:25:23,535 --> 00:25:26,538
And for such
a technologically-advanced society,
504
00:25:26,621 --> 00:25:30,458
our home media playback systems
were surprisingly awful.
505
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:34,796
Then deglaze the pan
before adding the mushrooms.
506
00:25:34,879 --> 00:25:37,340
Cremini mushrooms
of planet Earth should be good.
507
00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:40,468
You mean we gotta sit through
all of these?
508
00:25:40,593 --> 00:25:41,720
That'll take days.
509
00:25:42,095 --> 00:25:43,054
Not if I can get my data
510
00:25:43,138 --> 00:25:44,389
interface device up and running.
511
00:25:44,472 --> 00:25:46,391
I'll be able to download
everything in seconds.
512
00:25:46,683 --> 00:25:47,976
But if not, then, yes.
513
00:25:48,101 --> 00:25:49,310
It will take days.
514
00:25:50,145 --> 00:25:52,605
Uh. Isn't there at least a fast forward?
515
00:25:53,898 --> 00:25:56,860
Ugh, we weren't cave people, Barbara.
516
00:25:56,985 --> 00:25:58,695
[recording speeds up]
517
00:26:00,447 --> 00:26:03,324
My sweet, beloved, cherished Kal-El.
518
00:26:03,783 --> 00:26:06,036
Uh. And I thought my dad was mushy.
519
00:26:06,661 --> 00:26:10,123
My role as Krypton's
lead ancient historian
520
00:26:10,373 --> 00:26:13,626
is just as important
as my role as lead scientist.
521
00:26:14,252 --> 00:26:17,547
My role as lead economic advisor--
522
00:26:18,673 --> 00:26:20,633
[Jor-El] Lead municipality specialist--
523
00:26:20,717 --> 00:26:21,551
[slams machine]
524
00:26:21,634 --> 00:26:23,178
Lead flash fryer and tomato slicer
525
00:26:23,261 --> 00:26:25,055
at Krypton's number one
fast food chain--
526
00:26:25,138 --> 00:26:26,097
[Supergirl shushes] Here it is.
527
00:26:27,015 --> 00:26:29,184
Long believed to be merely a relic
528
00:26:29,267 --> 00:26:30,643
from a lost science,
529
00:26:31,019 --> 00:26:33,271
the Amulet of Cythonna is, in fact,
530
00:26:33,646 --> 00:26:35,190
something far more sinister.
531
00:26:35,899 --> 00:26:38,109
For as impossible as it may seem,
532
00:26:38,193 --> 00:26:39,652
the crystal within
533
00:26:39,986 --> 00:26:41,404
does, in fact, contain
534
00:26:41,738 --> 00:26:45,116
the essence of the Goddess of Darkness.
535
00:26:45,658 --> 00:26:46,659
Wait...
536
00:26:46,868 --> 00:26:48,453
The actual goddess?
537
00:26:48,536 --> 00:26:49,454
For eons,
538
00:26:49,704 --> 00:26:50,997
the imprisoned Cythonna
539
00:26:51,081 --> 00:26:52,665
has floated through the cosmos,
540
00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:54,501
in search of the one thing
541
00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:56,211
that may free her.
542
00:26:56,294 --> 00:26:57,295
Evil!
543
00:26:57,879 --> 00:26:59,672
She feeds on the souls
544
00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:00,840
of the wicked.
545
00:27:00,924 --> 00:27:02,675
Like Luthor and the Legion of Doom.
546
00:27:02,842 --> 00:27:05,553
The souls will become her servants
547
00:27:05,762 --> 00:27:06,805
and, in turn,
548
00:27:07,263 --> 00:27:09,891
create more evil for her to devour.
549
00:27:11,017 --> 00:27:11,935
Ooh, I get it.
550
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,436
Luthor isn't using Cythonna.
551
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,979
She's using him.
552
00:27:15,522 --> 00:27:16,689
That's actually way worse.
553
00:27:16,773 --> 00:27:18,733
Once she has become strong enough,
554
00:27:19,150 --> 00:27:21,486
-she will free herself from her prison.
-[crystal shattering]
555
00:27:21,569 --> 00:27:22,654
-[all gasp]
-She will assume
556
00:27:22,737 --> 00:27:25,031
a new Kryptonian vessel
557
00:27:25,115 --> 00:27:27,075
and reclaim the universe
558
00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:28,535
as her dominion.
559
00:27:30,704 --> 00:27:33,707
The League has totally underestimated
what they're up against.
560
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:36,793
[gasps] We have to warn Aquaman.
561
00:27:36,876 --> 00:27:38,128
I mean, the League.
562
00:27:38,253 --> 00:27:39,129
We have to warn the League.
563
00:27:39,713 --> 00:27:40,672
I'll call Diana.
564
00:27:41,381 --> 00:27:42,257
Kara, what do you think
565
00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,801
your uncle meant by
"a new Kryptonian vessel"?
566
00:27:45,385 --> 00:27:46,553
I don't know.
567
00:27:46,803 --> 00:27:48,763
Well, I guess we could listen
to some more of my uncle--
568
00:27:48,888 --> 00:27:50,348
-[Jessica] I was just curious.
-No way.
569
00:27:50,515 --> 00:27:51,725
[Batgirl] Guys.
570
00:27:51,808 --> 00:27:53,017
Diana's not answering.
571
00:27:55,937 --> 00:27:57,105
Hey, what's going on?
572
00:27:57,188 --> 00:27:59,190
I thought this was
supposed to be a crossover.
573
00:27:59,274 --> 00:28:00,608
Not that I'm complaining,
574
00:28:00,692 --> 00:28:02,736
but we haven't done anything here.
575
00:28:02,819 --> 00:28:04,571
While I am enjoying the escapades
576
00:28:04,654 --> 00:28:07,157
of the heroes
that are both girls and super,
577
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,952
I do not see any evidence
of the crossing or the over.
578
00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:13,580
Yeah, and what's the big deal
about this crossover anyway?
579
00:28:13,663 --> 00:28:16,166
We already met the Super Hero Girls
a bunch of times.
580
00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:18,251
Youse were even there
one time, you remembers?
581
00:28:18,334 --> 00:28:20,253
That was on your show, you clowns.
582
00:28:20,503 --> 00:28:23,339
And while your show plays fast
and loose with internal logic,
583
00:28:23,423 --> 00:28:25,091
throws continuity out its window,
584
00:28:25,175 --> 00:28:28,261
and chooses poop jokes
over actual story,
585
00:28:28,553 --> 00:28:31,514
their show maintains
a coherent, cohesive narrative.
586
00:28:31,890 --> 00:28:34,142
Yeah, but how are their ratings?
587
00:28:34,851 --> 00:28:37,312
-Meh.
-[gasps] Wait a minute.
588
00:28:37,562 --> 00:28:38,396
That's it.
589
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,607
We're not glomming onto
their popularity.
590
00:28:40,690 --> 00:28:42,150
They're glomming on to ours.
591
00:28:42,233 --> 00:28:43,151
[all gasp]
592
00:28:43,234 --> 00:28:45,278
I's, I's don't knows what to says.
593
00:28:45,528 --> 00:28:46,613
I feel so,
594
00:28:46,863 --> 00:28:48,531
so used right now.
595
00:28:49,199 --> 00:28:50,033
Indeed.
596
00:28:50,116 --> 00:28:51,993
Much like the bauble
that Beast Boy for used
597
00:28:52,077 --> 00:28:53,495
for the propping up of the TV.
598
00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:55,747
I too am feeling wedged into something,
599
00:28:55,830 --> 00:28:57,415
to which I do not belong.
600
00:28:57,499 --> 00:29:00,502
With the assigned, expressed
purpose of holding it up.
601
00:29:01,503 --> 00:29:03,380
This stinks, Control Freak.
602
00:29:03,463 --> 00:29:05,090
Oh, come now, Robin.
603
00:29:05,173 --> 00:29:06,216
I thought you'd be flattered
604
00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:07,884
by how much they think of your funny,
605
00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:10,136
action-packed, popular show.
606
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:12,430
Oh. Well, you flatter us.
607
00:29:12,514 --> 00:29:14,265
It is pretty-- Hey!
608
00:29:14,432 --> 00:29:16,101
You can't blow me off with compliments.
609
00:29:16,184 --> 00:29:18,311
Yeah. I mean, if you don't
give us this event,
610
00:29:18,436 --> 00:29:19,687
at least you can give us something.
611
00:29:19,771 --> 00:29:21,106
Like a song, yo.
612
00:29:21,314 --> 00:29:22,440
Break it down, Cy.
613
00:29:23,274 --> 00:29:26,194
You say you got us
In this crossover thang
614
00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:29,781
But this ain't how it's supposed to go
615
00:29:29,948 --> 00:29:32,033
It ain't supposed to be like this, y'all
616
00:29:33,034 --> 00:29:35,245
Where's the part where we
Meet the other team
617
00:29:35,328 --> 00:29:37,163
And then laughing
618
00:29:37,831 --> 00:29:39,582
And the dumb misunderstandings
619
00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:42,502
-That bring us to blows
-Oh, oh, oh, oh
620
00:29:42,585 --> 00:29:44,963
-Don't crossover my heart
-Don't do it
621
00:29:45,046 --> 00:29:47,257
Don't crossover my heart
622
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,134
We must find the compare and contrast
623
00:29:49,217 --> 00:29:51,886
-To our counterparts
-Yeah
624
00:29:51,970 --> 00:29:54,431
Don't forget the obligatory romance
625
00:29:54,514 --> 00:29:56,641
-Between two crossed hearts
-Don't push it, Rob
626
00:29:56,975 --> 00:29:59,310
Don't crossover my heart
627
00:29:59,394 --> 00:30:01,187
Don't crossover
628
00:30:01,271 --> 00:30:02,188
[Control Freak screams] Stop!
629
00:30:02,856 --> 00:30:05,108
And you wonder why you're not
featured in this event more.
630
00:30:05,191 --> 00:30:06,234
[scoffs]
631
00:30:11,990 --> 00:30:13,158
My trap has been set.
632
00:30:13,783 --> 00:30:15,660
Any remaining heroes
who oppose me will be crushed.
633
00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:17,829
But what of the Kryptonian?
634
00:30:18,747 --> 00:30:21,082
Look, I haven't forgotten your request.
635
00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:24,836
Perhaps I'll honor it. If it suits me.
636
00:30:25,003 --> 00:30:27,839
[dramatic music playing]
637
00:30:27,922 --> 00:30:29,466
And it does suit me.
638
00:30:29,883 --> 00:30:31,801
The Kryptonian you require
will arrive shortly.
639
00:30:35,889 --> 00:30:37,182
[cracks]
640
00:30:38,808 --> 00:30:43,063
The Legion's evil is making me stronger
by the second.
641
00:30:43,146 --> 00:30:45,065
Soon, I shall be free.
642
00:30:48,902 --> 00:30:50,945
I don't see any sign of Diana up here.
643
00:30:51,821 --> 00:30:53,573
I'm coming up empty too.
644
00:30:53,907 --> 00:30:55,367
Ugh, we better regroup.
645
00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:57,744
So the last any of us heard from her was
646
00:30:57,827 --> 00:30:59,245
that group text from an hour ago.
647
00:31:00,246 --> 00:31:01,081
Right!
648
00:31:01,164 --> 00:31:02,624
The one that just said, "I'm in"?
649
00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,334
Yeah, but in what?
650
00:31:04,793 --> 00:31:06,044
Actually, looking at this again,
651
00:31:06,127 --> 00:31:07,796
I think the real question might be,
652
00:31:08,505 --> 00:31:11,591
who are all these other numbers
she included on that text?
653
00:31:11,674 --> 00:31:14,260
I just assumed it was another one
of Diana's tech goofs,
654
00:31:14,344 --> 00:31:16,554
because I don't
recognize any of the numbers.
655
00:31:16,638 --> 00:31:17,597
[Supergirl] I do.
656
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,848
This is Clark's.
657
00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:21,184
And this one comes up as Jon Stewart.
658
00:31:23,395 --> 00:31:25,271
Batman's emergency line is here too.
659
00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:28,942
So, maybe including these other numbers
660
00:31:29,317 --> 00:31:30,485
wasn't a mistake.
661
00:31:30,777 --> 00:31:33,238
But including ours was.
662
00:31:34,364 --> 00:31:36,282
And when Diana said "I'm in",
663
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:37,534
she meant...
664
00:31:37,617 --> 00:31:39,160
In the Justice League.
665
00:31:41,204 --> 00:31:42,288
Just curious.
666
00:31:42,372 --> 00:31:43,748
That would make this last number
667
00:31:43,832 --> 00:31:45,041
Aquaman's, right? [giggles]
668
00:31:47,877 --> 00:31:49,838
[dramatic music playing]
669
00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:52,882
Batman's traced the amulet's radiation
signature to this swamp.
670
00:31:52,966 --> 00:31:54,592
We should be closing in
on the Legion's headquarters
671
00:31:54,676 --> 00:31:55,593
any second now.
672
00:31:55,927 --> 00:31:57,846
Ah, about time, man.
673
00:31:57,929 --> 00:31:59,305
That dude can build anything
with that ring.
674
00:31:59,389 --> 00:32:01,641
Try a little lumbar support
next time. Am I right?
675
00:32:03,643 --> 00:32:05,437
Oh, okay. Another serious one, huh?
676
00:32:05,603 --> 00:32:06,479
I am sorry?
677
00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:07,772
No, no, it's cool.
678
00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:10,442
Just between Sergeant Green-never-grin,
679
00:32:10,525 --> 00:32:12,610
Dracula man and the Ego Scout,
680
00:32:12,694 --> 00:32:15,155
[whispering] this team's got
the personality of a sea sponge.
681
00:32:16,114 --> 00:32:18,658
I do not know this
Sergeant Green-never grin.
682
00:32:19,743 --> 00:32:21,619
[chuckles] All right.
683
00:32:21,745 --> 00:32:24,080
Well, none of these guys
has a sense of humor.
684
00:32:24,289 --> 00:32:26,207
[Superman over radio] All right, team.
Let's go over the plan.
685
00:32:26,374 --> 00:32:28,043
Superman will lead the direct strike.
686
00:32:28,168 --> 00:32:29,878
While Batman uses the distraction
687
00:32:29,961 --> 00:32:31,504
to sneak in and steal the amulet.
688
00:32:31,713 --> 00:32:35,175
[muttering]
689
00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:37,385
I'm gonna be honest here,
690
00:32:37,469 --> 00:32:39,387
I am not completely sure
what he just said,
691
00:32:39,471 --> 00:32:41,097
but I think it had something to do with
692
00:32:41,181 --> 00:32:43,433
using the amulet
to free the other dudes?
693
00:32:43,516 --> 00:32:44,809
[muttering]
694
00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:46,394
All right, and then destroy the amulet.
695
00:32:46,478 --> 00:32:47,645
[laughs] Right.
696
00:32:47,729 --> 00:32:48,980
Is it just me, or is anyone else
697
00:32:49,064 --> 00:32:50,398
having trouble understanding
the bat guy?
698
00:32:50,607 --> 00:32:52,192
'Cause I'd be surprised
if it was just me
699
00:32:52,275 --> 00:32:53,943
'cause I can understand jellyfish.
700
00:32:54,527 --> 00:32:55,653
[Superman over the radio] Got a visual.
701
00:32:55,737 --> 00:32:57,614
[dramatic music playing]
702
00:32:59,574 --> 00:33:01,409
And it looks like everyone's home.
703
00:33:02,827 --> 00:33:04,287
[explosion]
704
00:33:04,537 --> 00:33:05,830
Game's over, Luthor.
705
00:33:18,802 --> 00:33:19,886
[shatters]
706
00:33:19,969 --> 00:33:21,346
Yep, it's a phony.
707
00:33:21,471 --> 00:33:23,390
Just something I whipped up
to get your attention.
708
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,683
I call it a trans-thermal transmitter,
709
00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,560
but you can call it a trap.
710
00:33:31,898 --> 00:33:33,066
[metal clanks]
711
00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:37,237
And you were
supposed to be the smart one.
712
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,196
All right, team.
713
00:33:39,239 --> 00:33:41,241
[dramatic music playing]
714
00:33:41,366 --> 00:33:42,367
This shouldn't take long.
715
00:33:44,077 --> 00:33:45,036
[grunts]
716
00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:50,208
Huh?
717
00:33:53,378 --> 00:33:55,463
-[Wonder Woman grunts]
-[growling]
718
00:33:55,588 --> 00:33:56,589
Uh.
719
00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:02,637
[suspenseful music playing]
720
00:34:03,304 --> 00:34:04,139
[Diana] Huh?
721
00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:06,307
Holograms?
722
00:34:06,725 --> 00:34:08,309
-What have you--
-[Superman] Okay, be cool.
723
00:34:08,393 --> 00:34:10,395
We may have walked into--
[grunts]
724
00:34:14,899 --> 00:34:15,900
Whatever that thing is,
725
00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:17,360
-it's made of--
-[Luthor] Kryptonite.
726
00:34:21,156 --> 00:34:22,615
[cackling]
727
00:34:27,037 --> 00:34:28,913
I have what I need. Dispose of the rest.
728
00:34:31,374 --> 00:34:32,709
Stand strong, League!
729
00:34:49,642 --> 00:34:50,602
Hey!
730
00:34:50,685 --> 00:34:51,811
That's not cool, man.
731
00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,235
So not cool, man.
732
00:35:04,365 --> 00:35:07,160
[giggling] Where are your
little friends?
733
00:35:07,452 --> 00:35:09,412
This won't be the same without them.
734
00:35:09,496 --> 00:35:11,206
They're no threat to us now.
735
00:35:11,289 --> 00:35:14,542
Especially without their
precious captain.
736
00:35:15,168 --> 00:35:18,046
Hold up! This one's mine.
737
00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,631
[both grunting]
738
00:35:19,964 --> 00:35:22,008
[grunts] Harley Quinn?
739
00:35:22,175 --> 00:35:24,594
-I will not spare--
-Ah, zip it would ya?
740
00:35:24,761 --> 00:35:26,346
-[grunts]
-[Diana] What is this?
741
00:35:26,429 --> 00:35:27,931
-[hinges creaking]
-[exhales]
742
00:35:28,056 --> 00:35:29,682
These guys are out of control,
743
00:35:29,766 --> 00:35:31,518
and they're getting eviler
by the second.
744
00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:33,186
You need to get Babs
and your pals together
745
00:35:33,269 --> 00:35:34,270
and save the day,
746
00:35:34,354 --> 00:35:36,231
like you jerks always do.
747
00:35:37,482 --> 00:35:40,235
Harleen, I am afraid that is unlikely.
748
00:35:40,402 --> 00:35:41,569
For you see, I have--
749
00:35:41,653 --> 00:35:44,739
Ain't that something. I don't care, go.
750
00:35:45,281 --> 00:35:46,783
-But--
-[door slams]
751
00:35:47,158 --> 00:35:49,828
Uh... Ra-koom!
752
00:35:52,914 --> 00:35:56,334
Uh, welp, add another one
to the old Phantom Zone.
753
00:35:56,876 --> 00:35:58,878
[exclaims]
754
00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:10,682
So, I take it things aren't
going well on the other side.
755
00:36:12,183 --> 00:36:13,393
I can't believe the Legion of Doom
756
00:36:13,476 --> 00:36:15,311
took out a team
of heavy hitters like you.
757
00:36:15,437 --> 00:36:16,855
I can't believe you formed your own team
758
00:36:16,938 --> 00:36:19,065
and didn't call it, "Super Friends."
759
00:36:19,149 --> 00:36:20,525
[scoffs] Told you.
760
00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:23,653
And I can't believe
you didn't ask Hal Jordan
761
00:36:23,737 --> 00:36:26,156
to be your Green Lantern. I mean, Jon,
762
00:36:26,281 --> 00:36:27,866
you're cool and all, but...
763
00:36:29,451 --> 00:36:30,994
[whines] Come on!
764
00:36:32,037 --> 00:36:33,955
Hal Jordan!
765
00:36:34,664 --> 00:36:36,166
Unbelievable.
766
00:36:36,249 --> 00:36:37,625
She sold us out.
767
00:36:37,709 --> 00:36:39,502
Look, we're all mad at Diana,
768
00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:41,588
but we have to trust her decision.
769
00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:42,881
Tell 'em, Jess.
770
00:36:42,964 --> 00:36:46,301
Honestly, right now, I don't know.
771
00:36:46,384 --> 00:36:48,970
All my life, people have been
selling me short.
772
00:36:49,137 --> 00:36:51,097
But, Diana?
773
00:36:51,181 --> 00:36:53,892
I'm sure she's got
the team's best interests at heart.
774
00:36:53,975 --> 00:36:55,435
Face it, Babs.
775
00:36:55,518 --> 00:36:56,770
She dumped us.
776
00:36:58,229 --> 00:37:00,690
No, she loves us more than anything.
777
00:37:00,774 --> 00:37:02,025
I mean, after what she went through,
778
00:37:02,108 --> 00:37:03,401
with me and Harley Quinn alone...
779
00:37:03,568 --> 00:37:05,028
[grunting]
780
00:37:05,528 --> 00:37:07,530
What about you and Harley?
781
00:37:08,031 --> 00:37:09,949
Oh, did I not mention
782
00:37:10,033 --> 00:37:11,743
Harley Quinn and Harleen Quinzel
783
00:37:11,826 --> 00:37:13,370
are actually one in the same?
784
00:37:13,578 --> 00:37:15,163
I mean, saying the names together,
785
00:37:15,246 --> 00:37:17,040
it's kind of obvious,
so you probably already
786
00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:18,625
figured it out. Right?
787
00:37:18,792 --> 00:37:20,752
You and Diana knew
788
00:37:20,835 --> 00:37:23,463
your bestie was a super villain
and you didn't tell us?
789
00:37:23,546 --> 00:37:25,965
Technically, ex-bestie.
790
00:37:26,216 --> 00:37:28,760
She threw me off a train, Barbara!
791
00:37:29,886 --> 00:37:32,180
-[Jessica] Zee?
-[gasps]
792
00:37:33,014 --> 00:37:35,392
Babs, I... [sighs]
793
00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:36,476
Forget it.
794
00:37:36,684 --> 00:37:37,894
I quit.
795
00:37:38,603 --> 00:37:40,105
Yup, me too.
796
00:37:41,147 --> 00:37:42,315
What do we do?
797
00:37:42,399 --> 00:37:43,775
What is there to do?
798
00:37:43,858 --> 00:37:45,860
The League is handling the bad guys,
799
00:37:46,611 --> 00:37:48,571
so, I guess...
800
00:37:49,656 --> 00:37:50,865
We go home.
801
00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:58,289
Good evening. Lex Luthor here.
802
00:37:58,373 --> 00:38:00,208
You know me
as the entrepreneurial genius
803
00:38:00,291 --> 00:38:01,626
who built a billion-dollar empire
804
00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:02,544
with nothing more than his
805
00:38:02,627 --> 00:38:05,046
preternatural savvy
and indomitable drive.
806
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:07,424
Today, I am allowing
these gifts to serve
807
00:38:07,507 --> 00:38:08,967
a much higher purpose.
808
00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:11,761
But first, I'd like to introduce
you to some friends of mine.
809
00:38:12,512 --> 00:38:14,723
The Legion of Doom.
810
00:38:15,849 --> 00:38:17,183
[all gasping]
811
00:38:17,267 --> 00:38:18,184
I know, I know.
812
00:38:18,268 --> 00:38:19,686
Pretty cool name. Am I right?
813
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:22,063
Anyway, about my new higher purpose.
814
00:38:22,522 --> 00:38:23,648
I, Lex Luthor
815
00:38:23,732 --> 00:38:25,150
and my Legion of Doom,
816
00:38:25,358 --> 00:38:28,027
are going to take over the world.
817
00:38:29,362 --> 00:38:31,197
You're saying, "Come on, Lex.
818
00:38:31,281 --> 00:38:32,991
How are you going
to take over the world?"
819
00:38:33,450 --> 00:38:34,367
Simple.
820
00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:37,954
You're gonna give it to us.
821
00:38:38,246 --> 00:38:40,290
Cast your eyes skyward, folks.
822
00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:43,084
[machine whirring]
823
00:38:46,463 --> 00:38:49,299
All right, Cythonna,
show us what you can really do.
824
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,895
[people murmuring]
825
00:39:04,814 --> 00:39:07,067
So, this is when I say,
826
00:39:07,150 --> 00:39:09,527
you have 24 hours to meet our demands.
827
00:39:09,652 --> 00:39:10,695
[crowd gasping]
828
00:39:11,196 --> 00:39:13,114
Oh, my gosh. I forgot the best part.
829
00:39:13,364 --> 00:39:15,367
Don't look for any clowns in tights
to save you.
830
00:39:15,533 --> 00:39:16,743
We've gotten rid of them all.
831
00:39:17,243 --> 00:39:18,995
Well, the important ones, anyway.
832
00:39:19,371 --> 00:39:20,955
[all laughing]
833
00:39:21,039 --> 00:39:23,708
You now have 23 hours and 59 minutes.
834
00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:32,133
Since when you become
the brooding type of bat?
835
00:39:32,217 --> 00:39:34,427
[growls] You picked the wrong time
to mess with...
836
00:39:34,677 --> 00:39:35,637
Harleen?
837
00:39:35,804 --> 00:39:37,597
-Where is the...
-Jester get-up?
838
00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:39,182
Ah, taking a break.
839
00:39:39,641 --> 00:39:43,103
Turns out I'm a big fan
of causing chaos,
840
00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:44,979
but destroying the world?
841
00:39:45,063 --> 00:39:46,564
Eh, not so much.
842
00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:48,066
You quit the Legion?
843
00:39:48,691 --> 00:39:50,735
Does this mean
you're not a bad guy anymore?
844
00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:53,363
Let's just say, I'm taking a sabbatical.
845
00:39:53,613 --> 00:39:54,489
Really?
846
00:39:55,198 --> 00:39:57,242
Well, you couldn't have
quit at a better time.
847
00:39:57,450 --> 00:40:00,120
A group of A-list heroes like
Wonder Woman is about to kick their...
848
00:40:00,370 --> 00:40:01,287
What?
849
00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:02,914
You don't know, do you?
850
00:40:02,997 --> 00:40:03,873
Know what?
851
00:40:03,957 --> 00:40:06,710
Eesh, Babs! Current events much?
852
00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:08,378
[cell phone ringing]
853
00:40:09,546 --> 00:40:12,090
[Karen] Babs, emergency
at the junkyard. Hurry!
854
00:40:17,053 --> 00:40:18,513
Bumblebee, I'm here.
855
00:40:18,638 --> 00:40:19,681
Where are you?
856
00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:21,182
Bumblebee, are you okay?
857
00:40:24,227 --> 00:40:25,395
Hmph!
858
00:40:26,354 --> 00:40:27,981
You got Bumblebee's distress call too?
859
00:40:28,106 --> 00:40:29,357
[sighs] Harley Quinn.
860
00:40:29,941 --> 00:40:31,359
What did you do with her?
861
00:40:31,443 --> 00:40:33,236
Hold up, Zee. She's with me.
862
00:40:33,361 --> 00:40:35,697
And that changes what exactly, Babs?
863
00:40:35,780 --> 00:40:38,032
Whoa, easy! For once,
864
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:40,410
this girl's not with anybody.
865
00:40:40,493 --> 00:40:42,245
Even less reason to trust you.
866
00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:43,705
Quit arguing!
867
00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,331
We've got to find Bumblebee.
868
00:40:45,415 --> 00:40:46,541
[Bumblebee] I'm right here.
869
00:40:46,624 --> 00:40:48,251
I faked an emergency call.
870
00:40:48,334 --> 00:40:50,086
-Wait. What?
-[Zatanna] So not cool.
871
00:40:50,378 --> 00:40:52,630
Because we got to talk.
872
00:40:52,964 --> 00:40:53,882
Look.
873
00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,843
I know we have different ideas of what
being a superhero means,
874
00:40:56,926 --> 00:40:59,179
and honestly, that's what makes us...
875
00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:01,598
made us, such a good team.
876
00:41:02,932 --> 00:41:04,726
But what made us a great team
877
00:41:04,976 --> 00:41:06,019
is that we always agreed
878
00:41:06,102 --> 00:41:08,021
on the one thing a superhero isn't.
879
00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:09,647
Selfish.
880
00:41:13,193 --> 00:41:15,695
We've been putting our own issues
ahead of the greater good.
881
00:41:16,154 --> 00:41:18,656
Whether it's a big shadow
only you can see,
882
00:41:18,907 --> 00:41:21,368
or questioning the virtue
of someone you love,
883
00:41:21,576 --> 00:41:23,870
or questioning the virtue in yourself.
884
00:41:24,496 --> 00:41:26,081
Or maybe you're just afraid
885
00:41:26,164 --> 00:41:28,041
to tell your friends
to be quiet and listen
886
00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:29,793
when they're making a huge mistake.
887
00:41:30,335 --> 00:41:32,670
Well, it's time to get over ourselves.
888
00:41:32,921 --> 00:41:34,881
So, be quiet and listen!
889
00:41:35,882 --> 00:41:37,509
The League may have made a big mistake
890
00:41:37,634 --> 00:41:39,302
by underestimating the Legion of Doom.
891
00:41:39,594 --> 00:41:41,888
But by claiming victory
without even considering us,
892
00:41:42,097 --> 00:41:43,973
the bad guys made
an even bigger mistake.
893
00:41:44,557 --> 00:41:47,477
They underestimated
the Super Hero Girls.
894
00:41:47,644 --> 00:41:49,312
Time to kick some Legion butt.
895
00:41:49,396 --> 00:41:50,438
[all] Yeah.
896
00:41:50,730 --> 00:41:52,399
[Harley] A word of advice.
897
00:41:52,482 --> 00:41:54,526
If you're planning to storm
the Hall of Doom,
898
00:41:54,692 --> 00:41:55,944
bring hand towels.
899
00:41:56,194 --> 00:41:58,029
The restroom dryers are the pits!
900
00:41:58,571 --> 00:41:59,989
Wait. Harleen.
901
00:42:00,073 --> 00:42:01,241
You're not going to help?
902
00:42:01,408 --> 00:42:03,868
I said I didn't want
to destroy the world.
903
00:42:03,952 --> 00:42:06,246
Never said nothing about saving it.
904
00:42:07,330 --> 00:42:08,748
[sighs] Forget her.
905
00:42:08,873 --> 00:42:09,958
We got work to do.
906
00:42:10,166 --> 00:42:11,960
First, we got to get our leader back.
907
00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:13,503
Now, just a minute.
908
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:15,171
She made a mistake, Kara.
909
00:42:15,255 --> 00:42:16,214
One mistake.
910
00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:18,717
How many of yours has she let slide?
911
00:42:20,301 --> 00:42:21,469
Let's go get her.
912
00:42:21,803 --> 00:42:24,139
But how? Isn't she in the Phantom Zone?
913
00:42:24,556 --> 00:42:25,432
Seriously?
914
00:42:25,515 --> 00:42:27,350
Have any of you been checking
your phones, at all?
915
00:42:27,434 --> 00:42:28,893
-We've had a lot going on.
-Lost my charger.
916
00:42:28,977 --> 00:42:30,729
Only to check the fashion month feed.
917
00:42:31,312 --> 00:42:32,147
[sighs]
918
00:42:35,066 --> 00:42:36,234
My beloved sisters.
919
00:42:36,776 --> 00:42:37,902
I have wronged you.
920
00:42:37,986 --> 00:42:40,321
I mean, it's cool she figured out
how to send a video,
921
00:42:40,405 --> 00:42:42,699
but you think she'd have realized
her thumb was covering the scree--
922
00:42:42,824 --> 00:42:44,200
Babs, listen.
923
00:42:44,826 --> 00:42:46,453
[sighs] I know now,
924
00:42:46,661 --> 00:42:48,163
that in trying to protect you,
925
00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:50,415
I only hurt you, deeply.
926
00:42:54,502 --> 00:42:55,879
And because of this failure,
927
00:42:56,046 --> 00:42:58,757
I have humbly returned
to Themyscira, Mother.
928
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,051
There is a first for everything.
929
00:43:01,134 --> 00:43:03,803
You of all people know
this is not my first failure,
930
00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:06,598
but it is my greatest.
931
00:43:06,681 --> 00:43:09,059
I was referring to your tears.
932
00:43:09,142 --> 00:43:12,187
I cannot recall
ever seeing you cry, my child.
933
00:43:12,312 --> 00:43:13,146
[Diana grunts]
934
00:43:13,605 --> 00:43:16,524
As your mother,
I did everything in my power
935
00:43:16,608 --> 00:43:19,194
to ensure failure never befall you.
936
00:43:19,319 --> 00:43:21,029
I know, Mother. Thank you.
937
00:43:21,112 --> 00:43:24,491
However, the one lesson I never taught
938
00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,576
was what to do when it does.
939
00:43:27,285 --> 00:43:28,953
We all fail, Diana.
940
00:43:29,329 --> 00:43:30,997
And that was my failure.
941
00:43:31,247 --> 00:43:33,917
One we will now rectify.
942
00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:35,043
We?
943
00:43:35,168 --> 00:43:38,421
Lucky for you, we're all really familiar
with screwing up.
944
00:43:38,671 --> 00:43:41,132
Yeah, we can give you the crash course.
945
00:43:41,299 --> 00:43:42,425
[all shouting]
946
00:43:44,677 --> 00:43:46,513
[sighs] We'll take it from here, Poly.
947
00:43:48,431 --> 00:43:49,349
Sisters.
948
00:43:49,432 --> 00:43:51,226
You are here. I thought you...
949
00:43:51,309 --> 00:43:52,227
Broke up?
950
00:43:52,310 --> 00:43:53,269
We did.
951
00:43:53,353 --> 00:43:55,480
But Karen had a really inspiring speech.
952
00:43:55,605 --> 00:43:57,315
Ooh, do the speech thing again, Karen.
953
00:43:57,399 --> 00:43:59,609
It was more of an in-the-moment thing.
954
00:43:59,734 --> 00:44:01,820
But we did watch your thumb apology.
955
00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,363
And thanks to Jess' ring,
956
00:44:03,488 --> 00:44:05,323
we got here a lot faster
than your row-boat.
957
00:44:05,573 --> 00:44:08,034
Now, come on.
There's no more time for hugs.
958
00:44:08,952 --> 00:44:11,121
Well, maybe one more.
959
00:44:11,204 --> 00:44:12,622
[all chuckling]
960
00:44:12,914 --> 00:44:14,249
All right. Diana,
961
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:15,667
let's save the world.
962
00:44:15,834 --> 00:44:17,377
You still trust me to lead you?
963
00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:19,129
More than ever, D.
964
00:44:29,222 --> 00:44:30,640
With no other option,
965
00:44:30,932 --> 00:44:34,144
the United Council of Nations
cedes its power
966
00:44:34,352 --> 00:44:35,854
to the Legion of Doom.
967
00:44:35,979 --> 00:44:37,230
[all cheering]
968
00:44:39,399 --> 00:44:40,734
We make a good team.
969
00:44:40,817 --> 00:44:43,027
Not bad for a Kryptonian.
970
00:44:43,903 --> 00:44:44,988
What?
971
00:44:45,071 --> 00:44:47,615
I think we're past any delusions
972
00:44:47,741 --> 00:44:51,619
of this being an actual partnership,
aren't we, Alexander?
973
00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:53,288
[sighs] What on earth are you...
974
00:44:53,371 --> 00:44:54,539
Stop talking.
975
00:44:57,751 --> 00:45:00,837
With my power near its peak,
it's time you assume the role
976
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,173
I'd always intended for you
and your Legion.
977
00:45:03,673 --> 00:45:04,883
Servitude.
978
00:45:05,508 --> 00:45:07,302
I await your command, Cythonna.
979
00:45:07,886 --> 00:45:09,220
Funny thing is,
980
00:45:09,387 --> 00:45:13,224
you've been serving me since the moment
you touched my amulet.
981
00:45:13,308 --> 00:45:17,437
You were just too blinded by your own
greed and ambition to realize it.
982
00:45:18,021 --> 00:45:18,855
So blind.
983
00:45:19,355 --> 00:45:20,732
What will you have me do?
984
00:45:21,024 --> 00:45:23,109
Ugh! I shall soon be free.
985
00:45:23,401 --> 00:45:25,612
I want to see my new Kryptonian body.
986
00:45:35,914 --> 00:45:37,290
What was that?
987
00:45:37,374 --> 00:45:38,291
The Kryptonian.
988
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:39,376
Just like...
989
00:45:39,459 --> 00:45:40,377
I told you,
990
00:45:40,502 --> 00:45:43,421
I needed the world's
strongest Kryptonian.
991
00:45:43,505 --> 00:45:44,547
That was.
992
00:45:45,006 --> 00:45:46,925
Wait. You mean--
993
00:45:47,008 --> 00:45:50,178
Unlike that one,
Kara's strength is yet to peak.
994
00:45:50,303 --> 00:45:52,680
Her strong will alone
makes her far more suitable
995
00:45:52,764 --> 00:45:55,308
for divinity than this useless thing.
996
00:45:57,227 --> 00:45:58,061
Wait!
997
00:45:58,686 --> 00:46:00,355
He may not be completely useless.
998
00:46:04,234 --> 00:46:07,904
Our only chance is to catch the Legion
off guard with a surprise offensive.
999
00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:10,031
Like going by these schematics
Batman gave you,
1000
00:46:10,323 --> 00:46:11,908
I don't see any way to sneak in.
1001
00:46:12,033 --> 00:46:13,910
But maybe we could sneak out.
1002
00:46:18,915 --> 00:46:20,291
Hey, what gives? It's empty.
1003
00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:21,418
Sorry.
1004
00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:23,002
I downloaded the data
to figure out a way
1005
00:46:23,086 --> 00:46:25,130
to get to the Phantom Zone
and rescue our friends.
1006
00:46:25,296 --> 00:46:28,425
You mean, you think you can create
our own dimensional portal?
1007
00:46:28,508 --> 00:46:29,342
Exactly.
1008
00:46:29,592 --> 00:46:31,886
But now I'm thinking we can create
something even better.
1009
00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:33,930
Whoa! A dimensional waterslide?
1010
00:46:34,139 --> 00:46:37,684
So, we know Cythonna's magic has
unlimited access to the Phantom Zone,
1011
00:46:37,851 --> 00:46:39,561
which makes the amulet like a hub.
1012
00:46:39,686 --> 00:46:40,687
Theoretically speaking,
1013
00:46:40,770 --> 00:46:42,397
it correlates with what
quantum physicists call
1014
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,982
a Hamiltonian density matrix.
1015
00:46:44,232 --> 00:46:45,066
Here, look.
1016
00:46:45,233 --> 00:46:48,069
Bottom line, a way in is a way out.
1017
00:46:48,278 --> 00:46:50,155
Wait. I see what Karen's thinking.
1018
00:46:50,405 --> 00:46:52,615
You figure out a way to travel
to the Phantom Zone,
1019
00:46:52,699 --> 00:46:53,616
grab our friends,
1020
00:46:53,783 --> 00:46:55,493
but then come back through the amulet.
1021
00:46:55,577 --> 00:46:57,829
Which would put us smack-dab
in the middle of
1022
00:46:57,912 --> 00:46:59,330
the Hall of Doom.
1023
00:46:59,414 --> 00:47:01,875
With all of the heroes in full force.
1024
00:47:02,042 --> 00:47:03,877
Talk about a sneak attack.
1025
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,503
Do you really think you could do it?
1026
00:47:05,587 --> 00:47:07,714
No, but you can.
1027
00:47:07,797 --> 00:47:08,840
Uh, come again?
1028
00:47:08,923 --> 00:47:11,009
I can figure out how to navigate
through dimensions
1029
00:47:11,134 --> 00:47:12,177
but without the right tech,
1030
00:47:12,260 --> 00:47:14,554
we have to travel the same way
Cythonna does.
1031
00:47:14,763 --> 00:47:15,930
With magic.
1032
00:47:16,639 --> 00:47:18,975
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm your girl.
1033
00:47:19,726 --> 00:47:21,394
[Bumblebee] Dark magic.
1034
00:47:21,644 --> 00:47:24,230
Oh, dark... [chuckles nervously]
1035
00:47:24,397 --> 00:47:26,941
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
1036
00:47:27,442 --> 00:47:28,693
[Cythonna whispering] Kara.
1037
00:47:29,277 --> 00:47:31,654
[Cythonna whispering] Kara Zor-El.
1038
00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:34,282
[Cythonna] Kara Zor-El of Krypton.
1039
00:47:41,956 --> 00:47:43,333
Cythonna.
1040
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,711
I apologize if I interrupted you
and your friends
1041
00:47:46,836 --> 00:47:49,964
planning what promises to be
an adorable yet futile attack.
1042
00:47:50,298 --> 00:47:51,341
What do you want?
1043
00:47:51,966 --> 00:47:54,427
Simple. I want you to come get...
1044
00:47:54,969 --> 00:47:55,887
Him.
1045
00:47:55,970 --> 00:47:57,055
Kal. No!
1046
00:47:57,138 --> 00:47:58,139
[Cythonna] Want him?
1047
00:47:58,723 --> 00:48:00,183
Come get him.
1048
00:48:01,101 --> 00:48:03,645
Goddess or not, I swear I will beat you.
1049
00:48:04,312 --> 00:48:05,814
Kara.
1050
00:48:05,897 --> 00:48:07,607
Kara, are you okay?
1051
00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:09,776
Listen, Diana,
you go rescue our friends.
1052
00:48:10,193 --> 00:48:11,653
I need to face Cythonna.
1053
00:48:11,736 --> 00:48:13,988
What? Kara, I must insist--
1054
00:48:14,072 --> 00:48:16,449
I know. I know. You think
I'm being my bullheaded self,
1055
00:48:16,533 --> 00:48:18,410
and I am.
1056
00:48:18,493 --> 00:48:20,453
But they have Clark.
1057
00:48:20,537 --> 00:48:21,621
-Then we should--
-Diana,
1058
00:48:21,746 --> 00:48:25,041
I am asking you to trust me now.
1059
00:48:29,295 --> 00:48:30,755
[computer trilling, beeping]
1060
00:48:31,172 --> 00:48:33,007
[Bumblebee] Okay. I think
we're ready to go.
1061
00:48:34,342 --> 00:48:36,469
-Where's Kara?
-Supergirl will meet us there.
1062
00:48:37,011 --> 00:48:39,097
Trust she knows
what she's doing, sisters.
1063
00:48:39,222 --> 00:48:40,140
I do.
1064
00:48:40,390 --> 00:48:41,725
Now, let us away.
1065
00:48:41,891 --> 00:48:44,936
All aboard The Phantom Zone Express.
1066
00:48:45,061 --> 00:48:46,020
Bubble us up, Jess.
1067
00:48:50,817 --> 00:48:52,610
Okay, Zee. Go time.
1068
00:48:52,694 --> 00:48:56,322
All right. Dark, creepy and often
uncontrollable magic coming up.
1069
00:48:56,406 --> 00:48:57,407
It's okay, Zee.
1070
00:48:57,490 --> 00:48:58,533
You got this.
1071
00:49:00,118 --> 00:49:01,619
[indistinct muttering]
1072
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:07,167
[all screaming]
1073
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,547
I never thought I would say this, but,
1074
00:49:12,714 --> 00:49:15,800
burritos for lunch was a horrible idea.
1075
00:49:15,884 --> 00:49:19,679
Zee, each off-shoot tunnel is a gateway
to a different dimension.
1076
00:49:19,804 --> 00:49:21,765
The Phantom Zone is coming up.
1077
00:49:21,848 --> 00:49:23,475
Now, make sure you...
1078
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:24,851
[Dark Zee] You're gonna blow it.
1079
00:49:24,976 --> 00:49:26,811
Stop it. Stop.
1080
00:49:27,145 --> 00:49:29,564
I can do this. I can.
1081
00:49:29,647 --> 00:49:31,316
You don't seem so sure of yourself.
1082
00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:32,817
How can you be sure of anything
1083
00:49:32,901 --> 00:49:34,235
when you're not even sure
of who you are?
1084
00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:35,904
You're nothing. A nobody.
1085
00:49:35,987 --> 00:49:36,863
No one loves you.
1086
00:49:36,988 --> 00:49:38,323
-You are a freak.
-A phoney.
1087
00:49:38,406 --> 00:49:39,449
A monster.
1088
00:49:39,532 --> 00:49:41,201
No wonder your mom left.
1089
00:49:41,451 --> 00:49:42,660
[shouting] Stop it.
1090
00:49:43,912 --> 00:49:45,288
[all screaming]
1091
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,710
Did I do it?
1092
00:49:50,877 --> 00:49:53,797
I'm not sure, but I think so.
1093
00:49:54,589 --> 00:49:56,257
Sisters, at the ready.
1094
00:49:57,050 --> 00:49:59,803
Weird. Awfully bright
for a Phantom Zone.
1095
00:50:01,721 --> 00:50:04,891
Are we sure
we're in the right dimension?
1096
00:50:06,393 --> 00:50:07,894
No, I'm not sure.
1097
00:50:08,269 --> 00:50:09,687
The dark magic...
1098
00:50:09,896 --> 00:50:11,064
It's okay, Zee.
1099
00:50:11,314 --> 00:50:14,359
I mean, we don't know
that this isn't the Phantom Zone.
1100
00:50:14,734 --> 00:50:16,111
Yeah, of course it is.
1101
00:50:16,361 --> 00:50:18,446
Now, let's find the other heroes.
1102
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:20,240
Uh, I see heroes,
1103
00:50:20,573 --> 00:50:23,118
but I don't think they're the ones
we're looking for.
1104
00:50:24,828 --> 00:50:26,579
BB, you seeing what I'm seeing?
1105
00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:30,166
It's the Super Hero Girls, yo.
1106
00:50:33,294 --> 00:50:36,923
Oh, yes, the team
I wish to be the member of,
1107
00:50:37,006 --> 00:50:41,428
but refuse to say as such so as to spare
the feelings of my current team.
1108
00:50:46,015 --> 00:50:48,893
We actually have a door, but whatever.
1109
00:50:50,937 --> 00:50:53,940
Oh, come on.
This literally happened yesterday.
1110
00:50:54,023 --> 00:50:57,902
You mean, we've already been
crossed over and no one told us?
1111
00:50:58,361 --> 00:51:00,864
Well, the hits just keep on coming.
1112
00:51:01,531 --> 00:51:02,574
Just watch.
1113
00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:04,492
You'll play a very important role
1114
00:51:04,659 --> 00:51:05,827
in this story before its end.
1115
00:51:05,910 --> 00:51:07,704
Trust me! [chuckles]
1116
00:51:08,913 --> 00:51:09,873
Hmm.
1117
00:51:09,956 --> 00:51:12,292
We apologize, but do we know you?
1118
00:51:12,625 --> 00:51:13,793
[laughs]
1119
00:51:14,002 --> 00:51:15,336
Good one, Wonder lady.
1120
00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,255
I didn't realize you were the funny one.
1121
00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,215
It's like you're the 'me' of your team.
1122
00:51:19,299 --> 00:51:21,259
Come on, guys. It's us.
1123
00:51:21,342 --> 00:51:22,886
The Teen Titans.
1124
00:51:23,011 --> 00:51:24,637
You mean, the tween titans.
1125
00:51:25,013 --> 00:51:26,389
Didn't we babysit you once?
1126
00:51:26,598 --> 00:51:27,432
"Babysit"?
1127
00:51:28,224 --> 00:51:30,685
Do I in any way look like a baby to you?
1128
00:51:32,270 --> 00:51:33,354
[Beast Boy] Oh, I gets it.
1129
00:51:33,563 --> 00:51:35,065
They are good enough for our show,
1130
00:51:35,148 --> 00:51:36,858
but the moments we shows up
in their thing,
1131
00:51:36,941 --> 00:51:38,693
it's all like, "What's going on?
1132
00:51:38,818 --> 00:51:39,819
Who's are you?"
1133
00:51:39,944 --> 00:51:40,904
Hey, that's right!
1134
00:51:40,987 --> 00:51:42,530
Continuity snobs.
1135
00:51:42,697 --> 00:51:44,991
Guys, I think I know what's going on.
1136
00:51:45,367 --> 00:51:48,328
We've ended up in some kind
of parallel universe.
1137
00:51:48,912 --> 00:51:50,747
One that's similar to ours.
1138
00:51:50,997 --> 00:51:53,333
But with way larger heads.
1139
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:54,876
And hands.
1140
00:51:54,959 --> 00:51:56,336
Our hands are very large too
1141
00:51:57,879 --> 00:51:59,381
So I guess I did mess up.
1142
00:52:00,590 --> 00:52:04,094
As fellow heroes, you can appreciate
the gravity of our mission,
1143
00:52:04,177 --> 00:52:07,389
for we face a crisis
of catastrophic proportions.
1144
00:52:07,472 --> 00:52:09,349
[giggling]
1145
00:52:09,432 --> 00:52:11,559
Forgive us if we seem underwhelmed
1146
00:52:11,726 --> 00:52:14,354
but we eat crises of
catastrophic proportions
1147
00:52:14,521 --> 00:52:15,647
for breakfast.
1148
00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:18,441
They're called jalapeno waffle bombs,
yo. Ha-ha!
1149
00:52:18,691 --> 00:52:21,194
Okay, Super Hero Girls, we'll help you.
1150
00:52:21,528 --> 00:52:23,738
Really, we just need a couple
of spare computer parts.
1151
00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:25,490
But I'm only saying this once.
1152
00:52:25,573 --> 00:52:27,367
My world. My rules.
1153
00:52:27,575 --> 00:52:28,827
I call the shots.
1154
00:52:28,910 --> 00:52:30,787
I say jump, you say, "I already did
1155
00:52:30,912 --> 00:52:33,289
because I'm so in tune
with your amazing leadership skills,
1156
00:52:33,373 --> 00:52:35,625
I knew what you were going to ask me
before you could even ask it."
1157
00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:37,794
[inhales deeply] Are we clear?
1158
00:52:38,211 --> 00:52:39,087
Oh, wow.
1159
00:52:39,170 --> 00:52:40,964
Is it possible that
you're even more annoying
1160
00:52:41,131 --> 00:52:42,424
than the Robin in my universe?
1161
00:52:49,806 --> 00:52:50,890
I'm pretty sure I can fix it.
1162
00:52:50,974 --> 00:52:51,850
True. True.
1163
00:52:51,933 --> 00:52:53,184
But let me hit you with this.
1164
00:52:53,268 --> 00:52:55,729
Why fix when you can upgrade?
1165
00:52:55,812 --> 00:52:57,480
Because I only need to...
1166
00:52:57,564 --> 00:52:58,815
Picture it, other BB.
1167
00:52:58,898 --> 00:53:02,444
This baby, with its own ultra TK
mega library of video games.
1168
00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:04,195
A taquito warming drawer.
1169
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,280
Racing stripes.
1170
00:53:05,530 --> 00:53:07,741
Why would a computer
need racing stripes?
1171
00:53:08,491 --> 00:53:10,827
A computer would not need
racing stripes.
1172
00:53:10,994 --> 00:53:13,747
But a remote control
funnel cake deep-fryer would.
1173
00:53:13,913 --> 00:53:14,873
No way.
1174
00:53:17,250 --> 00:53:18,376
Any animal?
1175
00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:19,419
Mmm-hmm.
1176
00:53:19,586 --> 00:53:21,254
How about a fairy armadillo?
1177
00:53:22,672 --> 00:53:23,798
Oh, an aye-aye.
1178
00:53:23,882 --> 00:53:25,258
Aye. Aye.
1179
00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:26,301
Ooh!
1180
00:53:26,426 --> 00:53:27,385
A Chengdu yak.
1181
00:53:27,844 --> 00:53:30,096
Ooh! Does this mean
you have four stomachs?
1182
00:53:30,221 --> 00:53:31,056
I don't knows.
1183
00:53:31,264 --> 00:53:32,098
Let's find out.
1184
00:53:41,107 --> 00:53:41,941
[gasps]
1185
00:53:42,067 --> 00:53:42,901
[stomach rumbling]
1186
00:53:42,984 --> 00:53:44,611
[groans] That's not sitting right.
1187
00:53:44,778 --> 00:53:46,613
Ah, better.
1188
00:53:46,696 --> 00:53:47,530
Hold up!
1189
00:53:47,697 --> 00:53:48,615
[stomach rumbling]
1190
00:53:50,492 --> 00:53:51,326
[sighs in relief]
1191
00:53:51,409 --> 00:53:53,119
Uh-oh. Here comes number three.
1192
00:53:53,244 --> 00:53:54,245
[shrieking]
1193
00:53:54,537 --> 00:53:56,247
How is it getting worse each time?
1194
00:53:56,539 --> 00:53:57,374
[pants]
1195
00:53:57,457 --> 00:53:58,291
[sighs in relief]
1196
00:53:58,541 --> 00:53:59,376
[stomach rumbling]
1197
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:00,460
Last one.
1198
00:54:01,044 --> 00:54:01,878
[groans]
1199
00:54:02,462 --> 00:54:03,546
[sighs in relief]
1200
00:54:04,130 --> 00:54:05,548
Four stomachs in the house.
1201
00:54:05,924 --> 00:54:06,758
[stomach rumbling]
1202
00:54:06,841 --> 00:54:09,010
I got to go to the little yak's room.
1203
00:54:11,721 --> 00:54:12,555
[shrieks]
1204
00:54:15,225 --> 00:54:16,559
Oh, hey, Starfire.
1205
00:54:17,185 --> 00:54:20,188
You guys sure do
things differently here.
1206
00:54:20,271 --> 00:54:22,941
I, too, was a comer
to the newness of this world
1207
00:54:23,024 --> 00:54:25,527
on a day that was
not long from this one.
1208
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,195
Bet that took getting used to.
1209
00:54:27,278 --> 00:54:29,447
Permit me to give the piece of advice?
1210
00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:30,824
Sure, let's hear it.
1211
00:54:31,241 --> 00:54:34,160
[whispering] Despite the deliciousness
of their appearance,
1212
00:54:34,452 --> 00:54:37,414
cats may not be ingested.
1213
00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:43,837
Oh. Uh, thank you, Starfire.
1214
00:54:44,087 --> 00:54:45,338
Good to know.
1215
00:54:46,756 --> 00:54:48,383
Yeah, my team would
pretty much follow me
1216
00:54:48,466 --> 00:54:49,509
to the end of the Earth.
1217
00:54:49,592 --> 00:54:50,635
I mean, it's not like
1218
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,679
being a better team leader
is a competition.
1219
00:54:52,762 --> 00:54:55,181
It's just, well, if it were,
I'd probably win.
1220
00:54:55,306 --> 00:54:56,808
And, if this mug is to be believed,
1221
00:54:56,891 --> 00:54:58,226
I already have.
1222
00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:00,854
You bought that yourself, didn't you?
1223
00:55:01,020 --> 00:55:02,689
[chuckles nervously] What? No!
1224
00:55:03,106 --> 00:55:06,985
Sheesh! Sounds like someone's got
a little mug envy.
1225
00:55:07,068 --> 00:55:08,570
Well, I have no mug,
1226
00:55:08,653 --> 00:55:10,780
nor any such boastful
beverage conveyance.
1227
00:55:10,864 --> 00:55:14,409
I do have a lasso that can compel anyone
to tell the truth.
1228
00:55:14,492 --> 00:55:15,618
Would you like to try it?
1229
00:55:16,244 --> 00:55:17,078
[mug breaking]
1230
00:55:17,203 --> 00:55:18,246
[high-pitched voice] I bought the mug.
1231
00:55:22,792 --> 00:55:24,544
You find them instantly
annoying too, huh?
1232
00:55:26,087 --> 00:55:26,921
[laughs softly]
1233
00:55:27,130 --> 00:55:28,298
They're not so bad.
1234
00:55:30,300 --> 00:55:32,635
We only have one bonehead on our team.
1235
00:55:33,011 --> 00:55:33,928
Me.
1236
00:55:34,054 --> 00:55:35,805
It's my fault we're stuck here.
1237
00:55:36,848 --> 00:55:37,849
Messed up a spell?
1238
00:55:37,932 --> 00:55:39,017
It happens.
1239
00:55:41,102 --> 00:55:42,145
It's more than a spell.
1240
00:55:43,063 --> 00:55:44,606
There's a part of me.
1241
00:55:44,814 --> 00:55:45,899
A dark part.
1242
00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:48,193
I've always been frightened of it.
1243
00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:49,903
But, lately...
1244
00:55:51,279 --> 00:55:53,239
Never mind, it's complicated.
1245
00:55:54,866 --> 00:55:55,742
Yeah.
1246
00:55:55,909 --> 00:55:57,369
I wish there was some way
I could relate.
1247
00:55:57,911 --> 00:55:59,371
Oh, wait. I just remembered.
1248
00:55:59,621 --> 00:56:01,915
I am Raven, daughter of Trigon,
1249
00:56:02,082 --> 00:56:05,085
demonic overlord of all he surveys.
1250
00:56:09,881 --> 00:56:11,549
[both laugh]
1251
00:56:16,513 --> 00:56:17,806
Not bad, other BB.
1252
00:56:17,972 --> 00:56:20,225
-We did it.
-You were right.
1253
00:56:20,475 --> 00:56:22,394
The racing stripes are a nice touch.
1254
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,812
You two got the computer working?
1255
00:56:24,270 --> 00:56:26,022
I just need to power
the external V-drive.
1256
00:56:26,231 --> 00:56:29,359
So we'll need a AAA battery,
like the one in a TV remote.
1257
00:56:33,321 --> 00:56:35,115
[exclaiming nervously]
1258
00:56:35,365 --> 00:56:37,158
Our universe doesn't have remotes.
1259
00:56:37,325 --> 00:56:38,827
Yeah, yeah.
1260
00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:40,995
We's control TVs with our minds.
1261
00:56:41,413 --> 00:56:42,247
[button clicks]
1262
00:56:44,332 --> 00:56:46,918
Fear not. We will find a battery--
1263
00:56:47,001 --> 00:56:48,878
Oh, yeah. Battleship Bake Off!
1264
00:56:49,045 --> 00:56:51,798
So, did you have a battery, or no?
1265
00:56:52,799 --> 00:56:54,718
Huh? Battery? Oh, yeah.
1266
00:56:54,801 --> 00:56:55,635
Help yourself.
1267
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:57,095
I think I saw one in the garage.
1268
00:56:57,262 --> 00:56:59,097
Or did I see one in the foyer?
1269
00:56:59,347 --> 00:57:00,974
Ooh la-la. Fo-yay.
1270
00:57:01,141 --> 00:57:03,226
[laughs] He means fo-yur, yo.
1271
00:57:03,393 --> 00:57:05,228
Fo-yur? Where's your flair?
1272
00:57:05,311 --> 00:57:06,187
Your passion?
1273
00:57:06,312 --> 00:57:07,647
Get some culture, fool.
1274
00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,858
-It's pronounced fo-yur, bro.
-Nah-uh.
1275
00:57:09,941 --> 00:57:11,443
Fo-yay, all the way.
1276
00:57:11,526 --> 00:57:13,111
Of course, this building comes equipped
1277
00:57:13,194 --> 00:57:15,989
with neither the fo-yur, nor the fo-yay.
1278
00:57:16,281 --> 00:57:18,533
That's really not the point now,
is it, Starfire?
1279
00:57:18,616 --> 00:57:20,035
We do so have a foyer.
1280
00:57:20,118 --> 00:57:21,828
Wait. That's really more of a portico.
1281
00:57:21,911 --> 00:57:23,455
Do you have a battery or not?
1282
00:57:24,289 --> 00:57:25,623
Yes. You remind me of me.
1283
00:57:25,707 --> 00:57:27,375
Let's go find one.
1284
00:57:27,751 --> 00:57:28,585
[objects clattering]
1285
00:57:28,752 --> 00:57:31,337
Oh, oh, no, he did not.
1286
00:57:32,130 --> 00:57:33,590
Right, let's go.
1287
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:38,553
So, Luthor,
what's the first order of business
1288
00:57:38,636 --> 00:57:41,139
as rulers of the world? [giggles]
1289
00:57:41,890 --> 00:57:42,974
Luthor?
1290
00:57:44,642 --> 00:57:46,269
Uh, hello?
1291
00:57:46,352 --> 00:57:47,187
What's with him?
1292
00:57:47,270 --> 00:57:48,229
[crashing]
1293
00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:53,151
Where is Superman?
1294
00:57:56,946 --> 00:57:58,698
Where is Superman?
1295
00:57:58,782 --> 00:57:59,908
[Giganta] Get her!
1296
00:58:01,951 --> 00:58:02,869
[Cythonna] That's enough, children.
1297
00:58:06,748 --> 00:58:08,375
Come, let's talk.
1298
00:58:11,878 --> 00:58:14,506
You've always believed in me, yes?
1299
00:58:14,589 --> 00:58:16,800
Let's just say I heard stories.
1300
00:58:16,883 --> 00:58:19,719
Then you know my essence
will soon be free,
1301
00:58:19,803 --> 00:58:23,681
and I shall require a strong,
new Kryptonian body.
1302
00:58:23,765 --> 00:58:26,893
Ain't happening.
Kal-El's coming with me.
1303
00:58:26,976 --> 00:58:31,731
Oh. And you wonder why others presume
Kal-El is superior to you,
1304
00:58:31,898 --> 00:58:34,692
when you yourself
make the same presumption.
1305
00:58:34,776 --> 00:58:37,946
Wait, you mean, you... you want me?
1306
00:58:38,446 --> 00:58:42,450
Well, I mean, I can't blame you.
I am pretty awesome.
1307
00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:49,374
Join me, and together, we will show
the universe the true meaning of power.
1308
00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,752
Yeah, that's going to be a hard pass.
1309
00:58:52,961 --> 00:58:54,754
Oh, well, in that case...
1310
00:58:55,213 --> 00:58:58,466
[ominous music playing]
1311
00:58:58,633 --> 00:59:00,593
-Kal!
-Submit...
1312
00:59:01,177 --> 00:59:02,429
-or he dies.
-[gasps]
1313
00:59:03,722 --> 00:59:05,390
I'll give you
some time to think about it.
1314
00:59:05,557 --> 00:59:07,308
[screaming]
1315
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:08,476
[thuds]
1316
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,603
No! You can't do this.
1317
00:59:10,729 --> 00:59:14,899
[sinister music playing]
1318
00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:18,153
It's not about
not having dark thoughts, Zee.
1319
00:59:18,236 --> 00:59:21,114
It's about embracing those thoughts
as part of who you are.
1320
00:59:21,406 --> 00:59:24,284
But what if I do embrace them,
and I lose control?
1321
00:59:24,743 --> 00:59:26,453
What if I hurt someone?
1322
00:59:26,536 --> 00:59:28,288
Hmm. You might be surprised
1323
00:59:28,371 --> 00:59:29,998
what darkness can do,
if you give it a chance.
1324
00:59:30,331 --> 00:59:31,958
Out of all the infinite universes,
1325
00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:34,210
your magic just happened
to bring you here,
1326
00:59:34,294 --> 00:59:36,755
where you got a brief and
narratively convenient pep-talk
1327
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,340
from someone who deals
with the exact same thing.
1328
00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,095
[creature roaring]
1329
00:59:46,347 --> 00:59:48,349
Yeesh! Who would've thunk
getting a little battery
1330
00:59:48,433 --> 00:59:49,851
would become such an epic hassle?
1331
00:59:50,060 --> 00:59:52,187
Dude, we face way epic-er hassles
1332
00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:54,522
for much smaller stakes all the time.
1333
00:59:54,606 --> 00:59:55,523
It's kind of our thing.
1334
00:59:56,775 --> 00:59:59,235
[electronic whirring]
1335
00:59:59,319 --> 01:00:02,781
Back online and ready to go.
I just hope Zee's up to it.
1336
01:00:04,532 --> 01:00:07,077
Next up, Phantom Zone.
1337
01:00:07,911 --> 01:00:11,956
You know, you might want to bring
the big guns with you on this mission.
1338
01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:14,959
Are they fighting over a remote?
1339
01:00:15,043 --> 01:00:18,421
Come on, BB. I've seen this episode.
[grunts]
1340
01:00:20,548 --> 01:00:23,218
Er, we appreciate the offer, Boy Wonder.
1341
01:00:23,301 --> 01:00:24,594
But this is our fight.
1342
01:00:24,677 --> 01:00:25,720
No, I get it.
1343
01:00:25,887 --> 01:00:27,722
It's your big adventure.
1344
01:00:28,056 --> 01:00:29,891
Bringing us along would
only upstage you.
1345
01:00:30,475 --> 01:00:33,937
I guess this is goodbye.
Thank you, Raven.
1346
01:00:40,819 --> 01:00:42,153
Bye Cy.
1347
01:00:42,278 --> 01:00:43,905
Let me know how
Battleship Bake Off ends.
1348
01:00:44,072 --> 01:00:45,240
Peace, love and animals, yo!
1349
01:00:45,323 --> 01:00:46,700
Keep them racing stripes shiny.
1350
01:00:46,866 --> 01:00:48,118
Take me with you!
1351
01:00:48,660 --> 01:00:52,414
So long! By the way,
our adventure was in theaters.
1352
01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:56,918
You okay, Zee?
1353
01:00:57,669 --> 01:00:59,129
Oh, I'm better than okay.
1354
01:00:59,546 --> 01:01:00,588
Whee!
1355
01:01:05,051 --> 01:01:07,637
[grunts] Kara, I told you to--
1356
01:01:07,846 --> 01:01:09,681
I know what you told me, Kal.
1357
01:01:09,806 --> 01:01:11,850
Just because you think
you're so much better than me
1358
01:01:11,933 --> 01:01:13,017
doesn't mean you can tell me--
1359
01:01:13,101 --> 01:01:16,062
I'm not better than you, Kara.
Not by a long shot.
1360
01:01:19,023 --> 01:01:21,985
Then why are you
always such a jerk to me?
1361
01:01:22,110 --> 01:01:23,945
I never told you this, but
1362
01:01:24,028 --> 01:01:26,698
when you first got here,
I was so excited.
1363
01:01:26,781 --> 01:01:29,993
I thought, finally someone else
who will understand
1364
01:01:30,076 --> 01:01:32,037
just how lonely it is to be...
1365
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,998
Super. You know,
saying it out loud just now...
1366
01:01:35,373 --> 01:01:38,293
Mm, it is kind of pretentious
to call ourselves that.
1367
01:01:38,376 --> 01:01:39,961
You're not lonely, Kara.
1368
01:01:40,045 --> 01:01:42,380
Look at your friends. They're family.
1369
01:01:42,464 --> 01:01:45,508
Then look at mine. Ugh, Batman? Really?
1370
01:01:45,592 --> 01:01:47,635
-Dude's got serious issues.
-Wait.
1371
01:01:47,969 --> 01:01:50,180
Are you jealous of my friends?
1372
01:01:50,263 --> 01:01:52,932
[sighs] I'm jealous of your strength.
1373
01:01:53,016 --> 01:01:56,227
Okay, I'm only going to say this because
you said something kind of nice, but,
1374
01:01:56,853 --> 01:02:00,148
Kal, you are way stronger than me.
1375
01:02:00,315 --> 01:02:02,067
Well, I am Superman.
1376
01:02:02,150 --> 01:02:05,070
[groaning] But that's not what I mean.
1377
01:02:06,237 --> 01:02:08,073
I was born with super strength.
1378
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:11,242
It was handed to me. But, you,
1379
01:02:11,326 --> 01:02:14,162
your strength, your true strength
1380
01:02:14,245 --> 01:02:17,874
of character, of conviction,
you earned that on your own.
1381
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:20,794
Way before you got anywhere
near a yellow sun.
1382
01:02:22,379 --> 01:02:24,464
Now we know there's gotta be an answer.
1383
01:02:24,756 --> 01:02:27,258
You just gotta use those noggins
right there, man.
1384
01:02:27,342 --> 01:02:29,260
You gotta use them to grab that answer.
1385
01:02:30,178 --> 01:02:32,055
Seriously, man, nothing?
1386
01:02:32,263 --> 01:02:36,851
-Is it a bread box?
-Ding-ding-ding, you got it.
1387
01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:39,938
Man, you're good, kid.
You are good. Whoo!
1388
01:02:40,897 --> 01:02:47,612
[instrumental music playing]
1389
01:02:48,405 --> 01:02:49,948
Anyone need a lift?
1390
01:02:50,615 --> 01:02:53,827
Any second, your master
shall be set free.
1391
01:02:54,411 --> 01:02:56,496
[electronic whirring]
1392
01:03:03,294 --> 01:03:05,630
Heroes! Take them down!
1393
01:03:11,052 --> 01:03:12,512
If I had my mace--
1394
01:03:13,012 --> 01:03:13,888
[grunts]
1395
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:18,601
Huh?
1396
01:03:19,269 --> 01:03:21,312
I shrunk it down to bring to you,
1397
01:03:21,396 --> 01:03:24,774
but totally forgot about it until
you said something. Sorry.
1398
01:03:24,899 --> 01:03:27,277
Oh, I missed you too.
1399
01:03:27,569 --> 01:03:28,778
Hey, Batman!
1400
01:03:30,113 --> 01:03:33,742
So, I know you know about the Joker,
but did you hear about me and Bane?
1401
01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:38,246
[muttering]
1402
01:03:38,329 --> 01:03:42,375
Oh, you did? Yeah? I beat him
pretty good. First try, too. Heh.
1403
01:03:42,459 --> 01:03:43,835
How'd you do against him
your first time?
1404
01:03:44,502 --> 01:03:45,378
[grunts]
1405
01:03:49,132 --> 01:03:50,133
[snarling]
1406
01:03:50,216 --> 01:03:53,511
I wish I had a clever remark
about you both being feline villains.
1407
01:04:01,519 --> 01:04:04,689
Looks as if you two
are ready for a cat nap.
1408
01:04:05,273 --> 01:04:06,357
Stick with what you know, Diana.
1409
01:04:06,441 --> 01:04:07,776
[grunting]
1410
01:04:11,321 --> 01:04:14,532
Oh, that the hardest Lantern can hit?
1411
01:04:14,699 --> 01:04:15,575
[Jon] No.
1412
01:04:18,078 --> 01:04:20,163
That is the hardest Lantern can hit.
1413
01:04:20,497 --> 01:04:22,665
Oh, now I get why they went with you.
1414
01:04:22,749 --> 01:04:23,708
[both grunting]
1415
01:04:23,792 --> 01:04:27,337
[groaning] Grundy angry.
1416
01:04:29,964 --> 01:04:33,093
How many Lanterns are there?
1417
01:04:33,176 --> 01:04:35,428
Three. It's a big number, I know.
1418
01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:37,097
Keep trying, you'll get there.
1419
01:04:40,100 --> 01:04:41,017
[straining]
1420
01:04:41,142 --> 01:04:43,686
These no hold Grundy.
1421
01:04:43,770 --> 01:04:45,563
Yeah, that's kind of the point.
1422
01:04:47,857 --> 01:04:50,568
Oh, and all without
even throwing a punch.
1423
01:04:50,652 --> 01:04:52,278
Ah, look at that!
1424
01:04:52,362 --> 01:04:55,281
Got you again. Totally feeling
deja vu right now.
1425
01:04:55,365 --> 01:04:56,991
[laughs] So am I.
1426
01:04:57,075 --> 01:04:58,034
[ominous music playing]
1427
01:04:58,118 --> 01:05:00,412
-Back off, slick!
-Huh? [grunts]
1428
01:05:00,495 --> 01:05:03,748
Throwing cheap shots
at this one's my job.
1429
01:05:04,666 --> 01:05:07,585
Oh, my gosh, you changed your mind.
1430
01:05:07,836 --> 01:05:11,089
Come on! You knew I was always
gonna come around.
1431
01:05:11,172 --> 01:05:14,008
I just wanted to make
one of those perfectly-timed
1432
01:05:14,092 --> 01:05:16,720
bad-guy-turns-good dramatic entrances.
1433
01:05:16,803 --> 01:05:17,971
How'd I do?
1434
01:05:18,138 --> 01:05:20,348
Oh, pretty good. Thanks.
1435
01:05:20,932 --> 01:05:23,393
Can you see what's happening?
1436
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:26,521
Kryptonite's messing
with my X-ray vision.
1437
01:05:26,688 --> 01:05:28,231
-Oh, no.
-What is it?
1438
01:05:29,691 --> 01:05:31,860
-She's free.
-Quick, Kara.
1439
01:05:32,068 --> 01:05:34,028
[grunting]
1440
01:05:34,779 --> 01:05:35,905
You gotta run.
1441
01:05:36,197 --> 01:05:37,365
She'll come for you.
1442
01:05:37,449 --> 01:05:39,826
[sighs] I'm not leaving you
like this, Kal.
1443
01:05:39,993 --> 01:05:41,953
Why do you have to be so bullheaded?
1444
01:05:42,037 --> 01:05:44,706
Yeah, yeah, I am bullheaded, aren't I?
1445
01:05:45,165 --> 01:05:46,958
Cythonna, I give up.
1446
01:05:47,792 --> 01:05:48,877
Do you hear me?
1447
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,004
Kara... [grunts] What are you doing?
1448
01:05:51,087 --> 01:05:52,047
[Supergirl] Sorry, Kal.
1449
01:05:52,380 --> 01:05:53,423
I have no choice.
1450
01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:55,300
It's your lucky day.
1451
01:05:55,550 --> 01:05:58,011
I give up to you, Cythonna.
1452
01:05:58,219 --> 01:05:59,763
I'm all yours.
1453
01:05:59,888 --> 01:06:02,390
[grunts] Kara! No!
1454
01:06:02,766 --> 01:06:05,018
[laughs wickedly]
1455
01:06:08,438 --> 01:06:09,314
Okay.
1456
01:06:09,606 --> 01:06:10,940
What exactly happened here?
1457
01:06:11,524 --> 01:06:15,320
[groans] Felt like evil overdrive.
1458
01:06:15,695 --> 01:06:17,197
Totally grody.
1459
01:06:17,489 --> 01:06:18,406
Ugh!
1460
01:06:21,159 --> 01:06:22,452
That's the last of 'em, Wonder Woman.
1461
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:25,038
Good work, Hal.
Any sign of Supergirl yet?
1462
01:06:25,121 --> 01:06:27,332
Nope. Not of her or Superman.
1463
01:06:27,749 --> 01:06:28,666
Come on, Kara,
1464
01:06:29,876 --> 01:06:31,127
[explosion]
1465
01:06:33,254 --> 01:06:34,255
Kara?
1466
01:06:37,509 --> 01:06:38,760
Kara is gone.
1467
01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:41,805
I am Cythonna.
1468
01:06:43,431 --> 01:06:44,641
What do we do, Wonder Woman?
1469
01:06:55,026 --> 01:06:57,445
Hal, you and the others
get the Legion to safety.
1470
01:06:57,529 --> 01:06:58,530
We got Cythonna.
1471
01:06:58,613 --> 01:07:00,240
No way. She's too powerful.
1472
01:07:00,448 --> 01:07:02,492
Carter, they can handle it.
1473
01:07:02,909 --> 01:07:05,120
This is a job for the Super Hero Girls.
1474
01:07:05,245 --> 01:07:06,204
Mmm-hmm.
1475
01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:12,627
Okay, Dee, what's the plan?
1476
01:07:16,339 --> 01:07:17,799
We fight.
1477
01:07:19,050 --> 01:07:22,053
I was so hoping you would say that.
1478
01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:23,221
[grunts]
1479
01:07:23,555 --> 01:07:25,432
-[grunts]
-Diana!
1480
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,689
-[effort grunts]
-[bones crack]
1481
01:07:35,692 --> 01:07:37,193
Kara, stop!
1482
01:07:37,569 --> 01:07:38,862
Kara!
1483
01:07:39,612 --> 01:07:41,114
[echoing] Kara!
1484
01:07:43,366 --> 01:07:45,702
[rock music playing]
1485
01:07:48,747 --> 01:07:53,251
A rather strange representation
of your inner mind, Kara Zor-El.
1486
01:07:53,793 --> 01:07:55,462
It's my happy place.
1487
01:07:55,545 --> 01:07:58,548
Means I still run things in here.
1488
01:07:58,631 --> 01:08:01,217
I knew I wouldn't stand a chance
against you in the real world,
1489
01:08:01,384 --> 01:08:02,635
but I figure now,
1490
01:08:02,719 --> 01:08:05,013
at least I have some
home-field advantage.
1491
01:08:06,014 --> 01:08:08,224
[laughs mischievously]
1492
01:08:09,059 --> 01:08:11,936
Wait, are you challenging me?
1493
01:08:12,437 --> 01:08:14,397
Yeah, something like that.
1494
01:08:14,606 --> 01:08:17,942
[heavy metal music playing]
1495
01:08:19,235 --> 01:08:20,612
[grunts]
1496
01:08:22,739 --> 01:08:24,115
[grunts]
1497
01:08:26,993 --> 01:08:27,994
Kara?
1498
01:08:28,661 --> 01:08:30,830
-[grunts]
-Guys, she's fighting it.
1499
01:08:32,332 --> 01:08:33,291
[sighs]
1500
01:08:34,751 --> 01:08:35,668
What is that?
1501
01:08:35,752 --> 01:08:36,920
[muttering]
1502
01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:39,756
What do you mean,
in case I ever got out of line?
1503
01:08:40,131 --> 01:08:42,008
[sighs] Serious issues.
1504
01:08:43,176 --> 01:08:44,302
[grunts]
1505
01:08:46,513 --> 01:08:48,348
[panting] You caught me off guard.
1506
01:08:48,681 --> 01:08:50,809
Seems even I underestimated you.
1507
01:08:50,892 --> 01:08:53,186
Yeah, a lot of that going around.
1508
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:55,647
[dramatic music playing]
1509
01:08:57,941 --> 01:08:59,109
[both grunting]
1510
01:09:07,867 --> 01:09:09,327
[yells]
1511
01:09:11,913 --> 01:09:13,915
But you are no match for me.
1512
01:09:14,999 --> 01:09:16,042
[groans]
1513
01:09:17,001 --> 01:09:18,169
[panting]
1514
01:09:18,253 --> 01:09:20,255
Kara, are you still in there?
1515
01:09:20,839 --> 01:09:23,174
Oh, she's still here, suffering.
1516
01:09:24,384 --> 01:09:26,010
-[grunts]
-[laughs mischievously]
1517
01:09:26,428 --> 01:09:27,470
[grunts]
1518
01:09:30,807 --> 01:09:32,225
[yelling]
1519
01:09:33,226 --> 01:09:34,352
[sighs softly]
1520
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:35,812
Batman, wait!
1521
01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:37,397
[mutters]
1522
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,691
I said, stand down!
1523
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,821
Uh, I, I'd do what she says, Bruce.
1524
01:09:45,530 --> 01:09:47,532
Sisters, Kara is in there.
1525
01:09:47,699 --> 01:09:49,075
She needs us.
1526
01:09:50,410 --> 01:09:53,663
Kara, it is Diana. Fight this.
1527
01:09:53,747 --> 01:09:54,748
[grunts]
1528
01:09:55,790 --> 01:09:57,959
-Come on, Kara.
-Kick her butt.
1529
01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,210
We believe in you.
1530
01:09:59,419 --> 01:10:01,046
Show her who's boss in there.
1531
01:10:02,005 --> 01:10:03,631
[groans]
1532
01:10:07,260 --> 01:10:09,679
[Wonder Woman] We are with you,
sister, always.
1533
01:10:10,805 --> 01:10:12,891
-You got this, Kara.
-You got this, Kara.
1534
01:10:12,974 --> 01:10:14,934
-You can do this.
-Do this.
1535
01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:17,812
[sighs]
1536
01:10:18,396 --> 01:10:20,982
[groans]
1537
01:10:24,944 --> 01:10:25,820
[grunts]
1538
01:10:25,904 --> 01:10:26,988
Kara!
1539
01:10:31,034 --> 01:10:32,494
I believe in you.
1540
01:10:32,577 --> 01:10:33,870
I always have.
1541
01:10:34,496 --> 01:10:35,789
Now kick her butt.
1542
01:10:35,872 --> 01:10:39,959
I can't wait to turn
your despicable world to ash.
1543
01:10:40,293 --> 01:10:43,963
This place only makes me
all of the more homesick for Krypton.
1544
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:46,591
You know what I miss most about Krypton?
1545
01:10:47,092 --> 01:10:48,343
The crystals.
1546
01:10:49,427 --> 01:10:50,428
[grunts]
1547
01:10:50,637 --> 01:10:51,638
[gasps]
1548
01:10:59,938 --> 01:11:03,650
No, not again. Not again!
1549
01:11:04,317 --> 01:11:06,403
Zee, anywhere but here.
1550
01:11:06,861 --> 01:11:08,738
[rock music playing]
1551
01:11:10,490 --> 01:11:12,075
[yelling]
1552
01:11:17,414 --> 01:11:18,623
[all sighing]
1553
01:11:19,416 --> 01:11:20,625
You did it, Kara.
1554
01:11:20,709 --> 01:11:22,335
Thanks for trusting me, D.
1555
01:11:22,877 --> 01:11:23,712
Hmm?
1556
01:11:23,795 --> 01:11:24,838
[sighs]
1557
01:11:25,588 --> 01:11:27,590
[all sighing]
1558
01:11:28,174 --> 01:11:29,551
It's not like we're besties
or anything now,
1559
01:11:29,634 --> 01:11:31,636
but he is clearing out a room for me
1560
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,096
in the Fortress of Solitude.
1561
01:11:33,179 --> 01:11:34,723
You mean the Buddy Bunker?
1562
01:11:34,848 --> 01:11:36,641
-[cell phone vibrating]
-Batman.
1563
01:11:37,016 --> 01:11:38,017
He can wait.
1564
01:11:38,101 --> 01:11:41,104
You know, ever since Robin
got all swept up in his Nightwing phase,
1565
01:11:41,187 --> 01:11:42,772
he's been bugging me.
1566
01:11:42,856 --> 01:11:46,484
Wow. I remember when you would have
killed to be his sidekick.
1567
01:11:46,568 --> 01:11:49,112
Well, I've got my own sidekick now.
1568
01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:53,283
Oh, no, you're the sidekick.
1569
01:11:53,366 --> 01:11:56,703
This girl's a headliner
through and through.
1570
01:11:58,329 --> 01:12:00,457
Besides, if Batman really needed help,
1571
01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:02,667
he's got his League buddies, right, Dee?
1572
01:12:02,876 --> 01:12:05,712
Yes, while I agreed to be
a reserve member,
1573
01:12:05,795 --> 01:12:07,380
my true place is here.
1574
01:12:07,505 --> 01:12:08,381
[glasses clinking]
1575
01:12:11,426 --> 01:12:12,427
Wait a minute.
1576
01:12:12,594 --> 01:12:15,346
They're talking about feelings
and what they learned?
1577
01:12:15,430 --> 01:12:17,390
That only happens at the end of the...
1578
01:12:17,474 --> 01:12:20,185
[gasps] This is the denouement.
1579
01:12:20,518 --> 01:12:22,103
The de-new-ment!
1580
01:12:22,854 --> 01:12:25,315
It's de-now-ement, Lord Fauntleroy.
1581
01:12:26,024 --> 01:12:27,108
Not today, BB.
1582
01:12:27,192 --> 01:12:28,443
This show's over.
1583
01:12:28,526 --> 01:12:30,278
And we weren't even in it.
1584
01:12:30,361 --> 01:12:31,946
I am not understanding.
1585
01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:34,908
You said we had the role
that is big to play.
1586
01:12:34,991 --> 01:12:36,493
Keep watching.
1587
01:12:38,036 --> 01:12:39,954
You know, Zee, I've been meaning to ask.
1588
01:12:40,038 --> 01:12:42,374
Where did you send
that Cythonna crystal anyway?
1589
01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:44,250
You know, since I've come
to terms with this
1590
01:12:44,334 --> 01:12:48,421
whole dark magic part of me,
I figured let it decide.
1591
01:12:49,172 --> 01:12:50,382
[all gasping]
1592
01:12:55,178 --> 01:12:57,764
[ominous music playing]
1593
01:13:03,478 --> 01:13:05,480
Now I know what you're up to,
Control Freak.
1594
01:13:05,730 --> 01:13:08,149
Or should I say, Cythonna!
1595
01:13:13,947 --> 01:13:15,490
[coughs]
1596
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:18,326
Man, it's like a farago of B.O.,
barbecue corn chips
1597
01:13:18,410 --> 01:13:19,828
and rancid strawberry milk.
1598
01:13:20,912 --> 01:13:23,581
Cayenne and onion chips, thank you.
1599
01:13:23,665 --> 01:13:26,126
I knew something was up
when you complimented Robin.
1600
01:13:26,209 --> 01:13:27,502
Who does that?
1601
01:13:27,627 --> 01:13:29,587
But now you've shown your hand.
1602
01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:33,007
And for the record,
I was always on to you, Cythonna.
1603
01:13:33,133 --> 01:13:34,509
Even before Raven was, I'm sure.
1604
01:13:34,592 --> 01:13:38,096
But, I too was waiting for you
to show your hand.
1605
01:13:38,179 --> 01:13:39,139
Really?
1606
01:13:39,222 --> 01:13:41,182
What is my hand, Boy Wonder?
1607
01:13:41,975 --> 01:13:43,643
Well, [stuttering] I could tell you,
1608
01:13:43,727 --> 01:13:45,729
but I don't want to step
on Raven's toes.
1609
01:13:45,812 --> 01:13:47,147
She wants her crystal back.
1610
01:13:52,110 --> 01:13:53,695
That's right. It is mine.
1611
01:13:53,820 --> 01:13:54,904
Now, give it to me!
1612
01:13:55,321 --> 01:13:56,573
Starfire, catch.
1613
01:13:57,490 --> 01:13:59,284
-Give what to you?
-Ah!
1614
01:13:59,367 --> 01:14:00,452
The crystal!
1615
01:14:02,412 --> 01:14:05,040
Oh, you mean the crystal
that was in the hand,
1616
01:14:05,123 --> 01:14:07,083
but is now no longer in the hand
1617
01:14:07,167 --> 01:14:08,501
because of the keeping of away.
1618
01:14:08,585 --> 01:14:10,378
[Cythonna] Give it! Give it.
1619
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:13,214
Horrible, horrible children.
Give it to me.
1620
01:14:13,339 --> 01:14:15,008
I demand it. My crystal.
1621
01:14:15,091 --> 01:14:17,677
Give it to me, you horrible,
horrible children.
1622
01:14:17,761 --> 01:14:18,720
I will destroy you.
1623
01:14:18,803 --> 01:14:20,764
I will destroy this whole universe.
1624
01:14:21,014 --> 01:14:23,808
We told you, C-train,
we don't do epic threats.
1625
01:14:23,975 --> 01:14:25,894
Raven, send this fool somewhere
they give a snot.
1626
01:14:26,728 --> 01:14:28,354
...at once! I demand you.
1627
01:14:28,438 --> 01:14:30,023
Please! I need it.
1628
01:14:30,106 --> 01:14:31,733
[yells] No!
1629
01:14:34,569 --> 01:14:35,612
Now what's we gonna dos?
1630
01:14:35,695 --> 01:14:37,947
I means, the TV's crooked, yo.
1631
01:14:38,031 --> 01:14:39,949
Nuh-uh. I can't watch a crooked TV.
1632
01:14:40,033 --> 01:14:42,327
You know the strain
that's gonna put on my neck servos?
1633
01:14:43,119 --> 01:14:46,664
So, Raven, where did you send
our friend and her little crystal?
1634
01:14:46,915 --> 01:14:48,708
I don't know. Somewhere.
1635
01:14:51,961 --> 01:14:55,256
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
1636
01:14:57,258 --> 01:14:59,803
Great Scott, what is this?
1637
01:15:02,639 --> 01:15:04,891
According to the Justice League
computer,
1638
01:15:05,016 --> 01:15:06,976
it's from this crossover dimension.
1639
01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:08,603
Holy crossovers!
1640
01:15:08,686 --> 01:15:10,146
Does this mean the Super Friends
1641
01:15:10,230 --> 01:15:13,066
have to travel to this strange
dimension and return it?
1642
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:17,821
[clamoring]
1643
01:15:28,623 --> 01:15:32,961
That is going to be a hard pass
from the Super Friends.
1644
01:15:36,256 --> 01:15:38,174
[theme music playing]