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Oh, mans. It's glorious!
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Watching TV will never be the same.
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Can you believe someone was just
throwing this beauty away?
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I mean this baby's got it all!
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That pristine wood foam laminate.
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Brackets for CDs, DVDs, cassettes,
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all kinds of obsolete physical media.
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A family of marmots
living in a stereo drawer.
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And do not forget the shelving
for all of our many books.
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Ain't no thang.
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We just got to find something
to wedge under its.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Think harder, genius.
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Yo, this little squidgy will do.
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Nice work! Now to see what's on.
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Hello, Titans!
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Control Freak?
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What madness
do you have in store this time?
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You gonna turn us into claymation?
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Make us hawk food processors
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in some tacky three-camera infomercial?
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Twist us into
a gritty live-action series
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targeted at adult audiences?
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That's been done. So gritty.
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Oh, weren't you clods paying attention
to the opening credits?
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In our defense, we were getting
this thing up the stairs.
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This is your...
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Super Hero Team Crossover Event!
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You mean like another movie?
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Uh, did I say, movie?
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Not a crossover.
That's when a lame show
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tries to glom onto a cooler one in order
to boost their popularity.
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- Oh, no! Are we's being canceled?
- One can only hope.
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Everyone knows a good crossover
has to have
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some epic threat that brings the heroes
from two worlds together.
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And epic threats just aren't our thing.
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Who said this was
a good crossover, huh?
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He means business, Titans.
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We'd better play along.
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Robin, please, what are you doing?
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In superhero crossovers,
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each team is introduced
in an action set piece,
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you know, to remind the audience
how awesome the heroes are
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even before they meet
their counterparts.
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Quick, everybody, do something action-y,
before they cut away to the other h...
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The superhero girls?
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But our plan for this heist
was purr-fect.
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Oh, oh, sorry, Mittens.
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No matter how "purr-fect" your plan is,
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our captain is always
gonna have a perfecter one.
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I'm flattered. But it is a team effort.
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Peek-a-boo!
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I whomp you!
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- Zatanna!
- I got her!
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That's my friend, Harleen.
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Oh, you care about
your friends now, Babs?
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I do, when they're not supervillains.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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Zee, are you okay?
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Wha... Oh, yeah. Totally.
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How are you?
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One of these days, we're going to crush
you jerks! And...
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Wait. What's this?
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Ah, who cares what it is.
It's bustin' us free!
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So long, clowns!
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Let me guess.
Creepy purple cloud got 'em?
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Exactly. How did you know?
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Same thing happened to me last week
when I took Solomon Grundy down.
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And when I was pounding on the Riddler.
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Yesterday, I stopped
both Toyman and Cheetah.
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- Each time...
- gone.
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Uh... Oh, nothing happened
to the bad guys I caught this week.
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Of course, I didn't catch any bad guys,
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but I did help my neighbor
find his lost cat.
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Sounds like we have a mystery to solve.
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Babs, I think what you meant to say
is, "we" have a mystery to solve.
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Boys, there's no need to compete.
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Now! Go!
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We'll let you know
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where the bad guys went
after we find 'em!
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I know what
you're asking yourselves.
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What would a multi-billionaire like me
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want with such an eclectic group of...
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you?
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This Hall of Doom
must've cost you a mint.
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You think you could afford a decent
hand-dryer in the ladies room?
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Ew, real fur?
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What are you, like, an actual cat?
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Hey, Selina, eat your heart out.
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What if I told you I hold the power
to get rid of every superhero?
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While searching through
the remains of Krypton,
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my space probe came across
The Amulet of Cythonna.
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This device uses an ancient science
even I have yet to understand.
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But its power is undeniable.
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Power? Luthor no find trinket in space.
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Luthor find trinket in cereal box.
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If it weren't for this, Chuckles,
you'd be in jail now.
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But if you are still not convinced...
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- Uh, where'd he go?
- They call it the Phantom Zone.
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But you can think of it as our own
personal superhero dumping ground.
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If you have that,
why do you need us?
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Someone's gotta lure all those heroes
into our little trap.
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These are the spots
the mist was seen.
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Hmm. I don't see a pattern.
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But if you squint just right,
it kind of looks like a puppy.
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Come on, Babs. We have to ke...
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- Aw...
- Guys, check this out.
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See something in your armor-cam video?
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Not see, hear.
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- Just listen.
- Cythonna.
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Uh, is it saying, cellphones?
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- Sounds more like "syphon oats."
- She's saying Cythonna.
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But that's impossible.
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What is Cythonna?
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Well, not what. Who.
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I mean, even a planet of science dorks
like Krypton had its mythology,
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and Cythonna was the goddess
of darkness, blight, and suffering.
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Yeesh. Bet she was a blast at parties.
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Story goes, she ran the show
on Krypton for centuries,
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which was pretty much a hot heap
of stink for all concerned,
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until, one day, her kid brother, Rao,
god of sun and other stuff,
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trapped her in an amulet
and chucked her into space.
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So while kids here are told to wish upon
a shooting star,
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we were told to behave, it could be
Cythonna coming to get you.
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And did you believe that?
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What? No! No. I'm from Krypton.
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No one believed in ancient
yet terrifying myths like that.
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So, yeah, let's just talk about
something else, all right?
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Did I hear there's a map
that looks like a puppy?
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'Sup nerds? Mind if we play?
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Hey, Giganta! You're not gonna
disappear this time.
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Oh, we ain't disappearing. You are!
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Huh?
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That's what happens to any superhero
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dumb enough to face the Legion of Doom!
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Ooh.
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Hmph!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, this is terrible!
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- Chin up, Garth. We're not done yet.
- No!
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Mr. Goodberry's cat got out again!
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Hey, half-pint, you calling to say you
guys give up looking for the bad guys?
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No, we found them,
and it's not great.
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Wait. Garth, are you okay? Talk to me.
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They've teamed up, and we think they got
Ollie, Hal, and Barry too.
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They call themselves the Legacy of Doom!
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It's the Legion of Doom, Garth.
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Really?
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I could swear Livewire said...
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Guys, prioritize details. Where are you?
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The park! Hurry!
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I can't... hold...
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Team, to the park.
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Any sign of them? Oh, no.
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Hawkman's mace.
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- You don't think...
- Hey, what's that?
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It looks Kryptonian,
or maybe ancient Kryptonian,
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because I can only make out
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a few of the... the words.
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Oh. Oh, that's not good.
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What? What does it say?
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I think this thing sent our friends
to the Phantom Zone.
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You mean that creepy limbo dimension?
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But we saw what it took
to open a portal.
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How can one little ball...
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Cythonna. I'm not sure
what the rest of this says,
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but I know this says Cythonna.
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Clearly, whatever we're up against
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is far more formidable
than we anticipated.
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We will need a plan.
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How's this for a plan?
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Find the jerks who are using stuff
from my dead homeworld
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to hurt our friends and,
formidable or not, take 'em down.
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But how do we find this Legion of Doom?
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BT dubs, very cool name.
Makes you wish
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we put a little more effort
into Super Hero Girls.
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I got a hunch this little guy
might be our biggest clue.
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Kara, where are you going?
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To see a translator.
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Legion of Doom? That's rich.
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Quit it. I think they used
Kryptonian magic
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to send my friends to the Phantom Zone.
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See, this says Cythonna.
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Your Kryptonian is awful.
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This doesn't say Cythonna.
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And even if it did, hello, there's no
such thing as Kryptonian magic.
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- Cythonna is a fairy tale.
- You think this is a joke?
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I'm sure your buddies are probably
just off goofing around somewhere.
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"Goofing around"?
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Remember when you couldn't
find that one kid for two days
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because he locked himself
in a port-a-pooper?
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Garth was only locked inside one day.
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He spent the second day in the shower.
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Look, Kara. This has been fun.
But if I thought for a second
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your pals were in danger
or someone got a hold
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of a Kryptonian weapon,
believe me, I'd be all over it.
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Hmph!
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She knows about the Phantom Zone.
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Still no guesses?
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I'll give you a hint.
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It's not bigger than a breadbox.
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Anyone?
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Okay. One more hint.
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It's not smaller than a breadbox either.
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Hal, I ran an hour out
in all directions.
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Nothing?
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Argh! And my ring still can't seem
to penetrate this darkness.
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I hate to say this.
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- We're stuck here.
- Give up?
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It is a breadbox! Gotcha!
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I failed.
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- I am sorry, Mother.
- Sorry?
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"Sorry" will not shield you
from a vengeful enemy.
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Nor will it shield those who follow you.
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Worried about the Legion of Doom?
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Why? Are you concerned
a miscalculation in my leadership
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against this unknown evil
may bring you harm?
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Do you not realize I love you all
too much to allow that to happen?
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Zeus as my witness,
Barbara Gordon,
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that will not happen!
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Uh, thanks, D. I love you too.
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No, I was actually thinking about
the Legion because of Harleen.
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I thought, since we found out
each other's secret, she'd,
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- you know...
- Change her ways.
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I know Harleen, Diana. She's not evil.
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It is heartbreaking, but you do realize
that, for months,
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Harley Quinn has held a supervillain's
deadliest weapon.
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A heat-seeking poison-tipped scimitar?
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Your secret identity.
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She knows who you are, and yet,
has done nothing about it.
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You're right. So, I guess there is hope.
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Well, Super-jerk blew me off.
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They still don't know.
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He would not help translate that sphere?
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Hmm. If only we had an ancient
Kryptonian-to-English dictionary
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lying around, huh?
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Actually, I know where we could find
something way better than a dictionary.
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My heat spell
maybe keeping me warm,
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but this drastic climate change
is going to be murder on my hair.
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Okay, Zee.
Don't worry. Not much farther.
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- Not much farther to what?
- That!
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- Are you sure it's okay we're here?
- Totally not. No.
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That's why he calls it
his Fortress of Solitude,
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and not, I don't know, a...
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The Buddy Bunker?
Friendship Depot?
246
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Ooh. Kal-El's House of ha-has.
247
00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,250
Stop right there.
248
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:58,839
Oh, we're in so much trouble.
249
00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:00,382
Stop right there.
250
00:16:02,593 --> 00:16:04,469
Stop right there.
251
00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:06,305
Stop right there.
252
00:16:07,681 --> 00:16:11,768
Kara, how many last sons
did Krypton actually have?
253
00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:14,438
Relax, these are
just his dumb robot guards.
254
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:16,231
Hey, they're tall, tan, and gruesome.
255
00:16:16,315 --> 00:16:18,942
It's cousin Kara. I... Ow!
256
00:16:19,234 --> 00:16:21,987
Huh? This one must have
a loose circuit or something.
257
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,822
Just gonna take a quick look-see.
258
00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:30,954
Okay. Which one of you
glorified coffee makers is next?
259
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,736
Ha-ha.
260
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:09,910
Hmph! Gotta say, not impressed.
261
00:17:09,993 --> 00:17:12,746
- Where is Supergirl?
- She's over here, gang.
262
00:17:13,497 --> 00:17:15,666
Good news, she got what we came for.
263
00:17:15,749 --> 00:17:18,168
Ta-daa! Told you we'd be in and out.
264
00:17:18,252 --> 00:17:20,587
You sure did. In fact, you can say
265
00:17:20,671 --> 00:17:23,507
you were a-head of the game.
266
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,593
Oh, you're so funny.
Oh, you're so funny.
267
00:17:26,718 --> 00:17:28,387
Guys, guys, I'm doing a...
268
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:29,471
talking as both of us...
269
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,898
So, Kara, what's in that case, anyway?
270
00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:42,527
This is Krypton's
entire wealth of knowledge.
271
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,071
It'll give us the true poop
on Cythonna and her amulet.
272
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:46,573
Wow.
273
00:17:46,656 --> 00:17:50,243
A complete culture stored
in just a handful of crystals.
274
00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:53,830
Oh, yeah.
Kryptonians loved their crystals.
275
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:56,040
These babies hold all kinds of things.
276
00:17:58,751 --> 00:17:59,751
Funny.
277
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,796
I don't recall inviting guests.
278
00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:05,466
Another robot? I got this one.
279
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,550
Batgirl, wait!
280
00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,012
Ow!
281
00:18:09,095 --> 00:18:10,263
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
282
00:18:10,346 --> 00:18:12,026
He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real!
283
00:18:13,016 --> 00:18:14,851
Put the crystals back, Kara.
284
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,813
No way. Listen, Clark, I know
you don't believe me,
285
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,899
but there is a huge threat.
286
00:18:21,524 --> 00:18:24,152
- I do believe you.
- Don't interrupt me!
287
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,446
- Wait. Wha...
- You're right.
288
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:29,657
In fact, I already knew Lex Luthor
is behind the Legion of Doom,
289
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:31,719
and that they're sending heroes
to the Phantom Zone
290
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:34,913
- using a Kryptonian device.
- The Amulet of Cythonna.
291
00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:38,833
Wait, so, if you knew all of this,
why did you blow me off at your place?
292
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,669
Because I also knew
you're out of your league.
293
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,963
Luthor is not to be trifled with.
294
00:18:44,047 --> 00:18:45,840
We've taken him down before.
295
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:48,384
Not with a deadly weapon
like this, you haven't.
296
00:18:48,468 --> 00:18:51,346
I know Luthor. This time,
he's playing for keeps.
297
00:18:51,429 --> 00:18:52,722
What are you saying?
298
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:54,182
What kind of hero would I be
299
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:56,145
if I let a bunch of kids
walk off to their doom?
300
00:18:57,852 --> 00:18:59,395
Thanks, Dad.
301
00:18:59,479 --> 00:19:01,689
You think you could stop us on your own?
302
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,318
Yeah, I do. But even if I couldn't...
303
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,961
the Justice League could.
304
00:19:23,628 --> 00:19:26,923
The Justice League?
Another cool name!
305
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,634
Yeah, I wanted to call ourselves
the Super Friends, man.
306
00:19:29,717 --> 00:19:31,094
But I got out-voted.
307
00:19:31,177 --> 00:19:32,805
So unfair.
308
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:36,809
I mean, we appreciate
the concern, gentlemen,
309
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:39,311
but we are more than capable
of handling ourselves.
310
00:19:40,229 --> 00:19:42,189
Yeah, Jon, you helped train me on Oa.
311
00:19:42,273 --> 00:19:43,857
I was the top of my class.
312
00:19:43,941 --> 00:19:46,151
Sorry, rookie.
Pacifism won't cut it this time.
313
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:47,810
Punches have got to be thrown.
314
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,197
This is just dumb.
315
00:19:50,781 --> 00:19:51,949
Batman, buddy.
316
00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:54,118
Tell these guys how we saved Gotham.
317
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:55,911
Not this time.
318
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,830
What do you mean, not this time.
319
00:19:58,706 --> 00:20:00,291
The league already has a plan.
320
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,167
Frankly, you'd only be
getting in the way.
321
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,378
Our friends are the ones in trouble.
322
00:20:04,712 --> 00:20:09,008
So, if we're in your way,
go ahead and move us.
323
00:20:22,646 --> 00:20:24,940
Diamagnetic repulsor. So cool.
324
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:30,571
I may not be swinging fists,
325
00:20:30,654 --> 00:20:32,948
but I have no problem
restraining you in one.
326
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,532
I'm gonna disagree,
327
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,493
and say you have a pretty big problem.
328
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:41,290
So, uh,
329
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:42,583
shouldn't we be fighting?
330
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:44,266
Feel like we're just kinda
standing here.
331
00:20:44,627 --> 00:20:46,253
Oh, I don't care.
332
00:20:46,503 --> 00:20:47,504
I'm up for whatever.
333
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,713
What do you feel like?
334
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,052
Kara, stay down.
335
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,221
Can't you see
I'm trying to protect you?
336
00:20:56,847 --> 00:20:59,099
Do we look like we need protecting?
337
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:07,483
Enough!
338
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:13,030
Woohoo, you guys are in trouble now.
339
00:21:13,614 --> 00:21:14,448
Superman,
340
00:21:14,532 --> 00:21:15,616
you say you have a plan
341
00:21:15,699 --> 00:21:17,868
stop the Legion of Doom
and free our friends?
342
00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,036
Yes.
343
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,371
What about Cythonna?
344
00:21:20,704 --> 00:21:22,498
There is no Cythonna, Kara.
345
00:21:22,873 --> 00:21:25,042
The ancient science
that amulet uses may be deadly.
346
00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:26,460
But it's just another weapon.
347
00:21:26,794 --> 00:21:29,088
Once it's out of the wrong
hands, it's harmless.
348
00:21:29,171 --> 00:21:30,923
And you are confident in your plan?
349
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:32,006
What do you think?
350
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,226
We shall defer to the Justice League.
351
00:21:48,984 --> 00:21:50,443
Are you kidding me?
352
00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:57,659
Ooh! I can't wait till those.
353
00:21:57,742 --> 00:21:59,452
Super Hero Girls show their faces.
354
00:21:59,661 --> 00:22:02,998
And we send them to limbo for eternity.
355
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,545
Yeah, but since it's eternity,
356
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,628
we got time.
357
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:11,464
I mean, it's not like
we have to send them
358
00:22:11,548 --> 00:22:12,841
to limbo today.
359
00:22:20,849 --> 00:22:22,726
You must be so proud.
360
00:22:23,101 --> 00:22:24,603
As their confidence grows,
361
00:22:24,686 --> 00:22:26,229
so does their malevolence.
362
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,982
Have you forgotten, Cythonna?
363
00:22:29,441 --> 00:22:31,443
You are a silent partner.
364
00:22:32,444 --> 00:22:35,947
Of course not. I appear to only you,
in this astral form.
365
00:22:37,282 --> 00:22:38,450
Albeit, weakly,
366
00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:40,660
for, as you know,
367
00:22:40,744 --> 00:22:42,287
my powers are limited
368
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,747
while I remain trapped
369
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:47,042
within this cursed prison forever.
370
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,542
It's not all bad.
371
00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:49,586
Possessing your prison
372
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,755
grants me access to that limited power.
373
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:52,923
In return,
374
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:54,216
I only ask...
375
00:22:54,299 --> 00:22:55,467
Oh, I know what you want.
376
00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:57,385
And perhaps once I,
Lex Luther, am victorious,
377
00:22:57,469 --> 00:22:58,595
I will indulge you.
378
00:22:59,596 --> 00:23:00,597
If I'm in a good mood.
379
00:23:01,181 --> 00:23:04,309
You haven't begun to know what I want.
380
00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:09,606
We're gonna defer to the league?
381
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:10,774
Okay, I'll admit,
382
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:12,275
I don't know what defer means,
383
00:23:12,484 --> 00:23:13,794
but I'm pretty sure you told him,
384
00:23:13,818 --> 00:23:15,028
we just roll over.
385
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,490
Since when do we back down from a fight?
386
00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,867
- Are you afraid...
- I am an Amazon!
387
00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:22,494
I fear no fight.
388
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:24,955
Kara,
389
00:23:25,038 --> 00:23:27,832
your will is the strongest
of any warrior I have known.
390
00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:30,168
And while that is part
of what makes you so mighty,
391
00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:32,003
it can also make you vulnerable
392
00:23:32,087 --> 00:23:33,797
when you allow it to become
bullheadedness.
393
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,715
This brings me no pleasure either.
394
00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:37,759
But you chose me as your leader,
395
00:23:37,842 --> 00:23:39,386
not to make popular decisions.
396
00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:40,513
But the tough ones.
397
00:23:40,596 --> 00:23:42,765
And what if the League
blows it? Then what, huh?
398
00:23:42,848 --> 00:23:45,851
We left our only clue to stopping
anything at the North Pole.
399
00:23:54,402 --> 00:23:55,402
Ugh.
400
00:23:57,238 --> 00:23:58,072
Say, Kara,
401
00:23:58,155 --> 00:24:00,992
what was that about leaving
our only clue at the North Pole?
402
00:24:01,075 --> 00:24:04,078
You swiped my cousin's data crystals.
403
00:24:10,710 --> 00:24:12,169
Bet your friends
are mad at you, huh?
404
00:24:13,212 --> 00:24:14,338
Superman?
405
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:15,715
This was from you?
406
00:24:15,798 --> 00:24:16,966
From him, actually.
407
00:24:19,218 --> 00:24:20,386
Join you!
408
00:24:20,469 --> 00:24:22,805
I am sorry, but I already belong
to a team.
409
00:24:23,097 --> 00:24:24,390
A team you dismissed!
410
00:24:24,473 --> 00:24:25,975
Look, I don't know you well,
411
00:24:26,225 --> 00:24:27,452
but I do know you'd never back down
412
00:24:27,476 --> 00:24:29,061
from a fight against evil.
413
00:24:29,145 --> 00:24:30,646
The only reason you stepped aside
414
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:31,772
was to protect them.
415
00:24:32,064 --> 00:24:33,608
Because, at the end of the day,
416
00:24:34,025 --> 00:24:35,067
they are just kids.
417
00:24:36,611 --> 00:24:39,030
And how exactly am I different, Batman?
418
00:24:43,534 --> 00:24:44,702
You're no kid.
419
00:24:44,785 --> 00:24:46,913
You got more combat expertise
than any of us.
420
00:24:47,413 --> 00:24:49,373
I have sworn to protect this world.
421
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,417
And to stand up to any threat.
422
00:24:51,751 --> 00:24:52,793
But...
423
00:24:53,586 --> 00:24:55,463
But you're worried about
dissing your friends?
424
00:24:55,546 --> 00:24:56,964
This is bigger than that, Diana.
425
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,007
If Luthor wins,
426
00:24:58,090 --> 00:24:59,967
a lot more than feelings
are gonna get hurt.
427
00:25:04,096 --> 00:25:05,640
My precious son,
428
00:25:05,848 --> 00:25:07,016
Kal-El.
429
00:25:07,099 --> 00:25:09,060
There is much you must know
430
00:25:09,143 --> 00:25:10,770
about ancient Krypton.
431
00:25:11,604 --> 00:25:12,521
Uh, Kara,
432
00:25:12,605 --> 00:25:14,774
I know this is like a piece
from your lost planet.
433
00:25:14,899 --> 00:25:17,735
So, please don't take this
the wrong way, but, snore.
434
00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:19,695
Zee, don't be rude!
435
00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:23,115
But can we just skip
to the part about the amulet?
436
00:25:24,367 --> 00:25:27,370
And for such
a technologically-advanced society,
437
00:25:27,453 --> 00:25:31,290
our home media playback systems
were surprisingly awful.
438
00:25:31,374 --> 00:25:35,628
Then deglaze the pan
before adding the mushrooms.
439
00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:38,172
Cremini mushrooms
of planet Earth should be good.
440
00:25:39,048 --> 00:25:41,300
You mean we gotta sit through
all of these?
441
00:25:41,425 --> 00:25:42,552
That'll take days.
442
00:25:42,928 --> 00:25:43,928
Not if I can get my data
443
00:25:43,971 --> 00:25:45,251
interface device up and running.
444
00:25:45,305 --> 00:25:47,224
I'll be able to download
everything in seconds.
445
00:25:47,516 --> 00:25:48,809
But if not, then, yes.
446
00:25:48,934 --> 00:25:50,143
It will take days.
447
00:25:50,978 --> 00:25:53,438
Uh. Isn't there at least a fast forward?
448
00:25:54,731 --> 00:25:57,693
Ugh, we weren't cave people, Barbara.
449
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,157
My sweet, beloved, cherished Kal-El.
450
00:26:04,616 --> 00:26:06,869
Uh. And I thought my dad was mushy.
451
00:26:07,494 --> 00:26:10,956
My role as Krypton's
lead ancient historian
452
00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:14,459
is just as important
as my role as lead scientist.
453
00:26:15,085 --> 00:26:18,380
My role as lead economic advisor...
454
00:26:19,506 --> 00:26:21,466
Lead municipality specialist...
455
00:26:22,467 --> 00:26:24,011
Lead flash fryer and tomato slicer
456
00:26:24,094 --> 00:26:25,888
at Krypton's number one
fast food chain...
457
00:26:25,971 --> 00:26:26,971
Here it is.
458
00:26:27,848 --> 00:26:30,017
Long believed to be merely a relic
459
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:31,476
from a lost science,
460
00:26:31,852 --> 00:26:34,104
the Amulet of Cythonna is, in fact,
461
00:26:34,479 --> 00:26:36,023
something far more sinister.
462
00:26:36,732 --> 00:26:38,942
For as impossible as it may seem,
463
00:26:39,026 --> 00:26:40,485
the crystal within
464
00:26:40,819 --> 00:26:42,237
does, in fact, contain
465
00:26:42,571 --> 00:26:45,949
the essence of the Goddess of Darkness.
466
00:26:46,491 --> 00:26:47,492
Wait...
467
00:26:47,701 --> 00:26:49,286
The actual goddess?
468
00:26:49,369 --> 00:26:50,369
For eons,
469
00:26:50,537 --> 00:26:51,830
the imprisoned Cythonna
470
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,498
has floated through the cosmos,
471
00:26:53,582 --> 00:26:55,334
in search of the one thing
472
00:26:55,626 --> 00:26:57,044
that may free her.
473
00:26:57,127 --> 00:26:58,128
Evil!
474
00:26:58,712 --> 00:27:00,505
She feeds on the souls
475
00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:01,673
of the wicked.
476
00:27:01,757 --> 00:27:03,508
Like Luthor and the Legion of Doom.
477
00:27:03,675 --> 00:27:06,386
The souls will become her servants
478
00:27:06,595 --> 00:27:07,638
and, in turn,
479
00:27:08,096 --> 00:27:10,724
create more evil for her to devour.
480
00:27:11,850 --> 00:27:12,850
Ooh, I get it.
481
00:27:12,893 --> 00:27:14,269
Luthor isn't using Cythonna.
482
00:27:14,353 --> 00:27:15,812
She's using him.
483
00:27:16,355 --> 00:27:17,522
That's actually way worse.
484
00:27:17,606 --> 00:27:19,566
Once she has become strong enough,
485
00:27:19,983 --> 00:27:22,319
she will free herself from her prison.
486
00:27:22,402 --> 00:27:23,487
She will assume
487
00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:25,864
a new Kryptonian vessel
488
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,908
and reclaim the universe
489
00:27:28,116 --> 00:27:29,368
as her dominion.
490
00:27:31,537 --> 00:27:34,540
The League has totally underestimated
what they're up against.
491
00:27:35,624 --> 00:27:37,626
We have to warn Aquaman.
492
00:27:37,709 --> 00:27:38,961
I mean, the League.
493
00:27:39,086 --> 00:27:40,166
We have to warn the League.
494
00:27:40,546 --> 00:27:41,546
I'll call Diana.
495
00:27:42,214 --> 00:27:43,090
Kara, what do you think
496
00:27:43,173 --> 00:27:45,634
your uncle meant by
"a new Kryptonian vessel"?
497
00:27:46,218 --> 00:27:47,387
I don't know.
498
00:27:47,637 --> 00:27:49,698
Well, I guess we could listen
to some more of my uncle...
499
00:27:49,722 --> 00:27:51,182
- I was just curious.
- No way.
500
00:27:51,349 --> 00:27:52,559
Guys.
501
00:27:52,642 --> 00:27:53,851
Diana's not answering.
502
00:27:56,771 --> 00:27:57,939
Hey, what's going on?
503
00:27:58,022 --> 00:28:00,024
I thought this was
supposed to be a crossover.
504
00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:01,442
Not that I'm complaining,
505
00:28:01,526 --> 00:28:03,570
but we haven't done anything here.
506
00:28:03,653 --> 00:28:05,405
While I am enjoying the escapades
507
00:28:05,488 --> 00:28:07,991
of the heroes
that are both girls and super,
508
00:28:08,074 --> 00:28:11,786
I do not see any evidence
of the crossing or the over.
509
00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:14,414
Yeah, and what's the big deal
about this crossover anyway?
510
00:28:14,497 --> 00:28:17,000
We already met the Super Hero Girls
a bunch of times.
511
00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,085
Youse were even there
one time, you remembers?
512
00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:21,087
That was on your show, you clowns.
513
00:28:21,337 --> 00:28:24,173
And while your show plays fast
and loose with internal logic,
514
00:28:24,257 --> 00:28:25,925
throws continuity out its window,
515
00:28:26,009 --> 00:28:29,095
and chooses poop jokes
over actual story,
516
00:28:29,387 --> 00:28:32,348
their show maintains
a coherent, cohesive narrative.
517
00:28:32,724 --> 00:28:34,976
Yeah, but how are their ratings?
518
00:28:35,685 --> 00:28:38,146
- Meh.
- Wait a minute.
519
00:28:38,396 --> 00:28:39,230
That's it.
520
00:28:39,314 --> 00:28:41,441
We're not glomming onto
their popularity.
521
00:28:41,524 --> 00:28:42,984
They're glomming on to ours.
522
00:28:44,068 --> 00:28:46,112
I's, I's don't knows what to says.
523
00:28:46,362 --> 00:28:47,447
I feel so,
524
00:28:47,697 --> 00:28:49,365
so used right now.
525
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:50,867
Indeed.
526
00:28:50,950 --> 00:28:52,827
Much like the bauble
that Beast Boy for used
527
00:28:52,911 --> 00:28:54,329
for the propping up of the TV.
528
00:28:54,412 --> 00:28:56,581
I too am feeling wedged into something,
529
00:28:56,664 --> 00:28:58,249
to which I do not belong.
530
00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:01,336
With the assigned, expressed
purpose of holding it up.
531
00:29:02,337 --> 00:29:04,214
This stinks, Control Freak.
532
00:29:04,297 --> 00:29:05,924
Oh, come now, Robin.
533
00:29:06,007 --> 00:29:07,109
I thought you'd be flattered
534
00:29:07,133 --> 00:29:08,718
by how much they think of your funny,
535
00:29:08,801 --> 00:29:10,970
action-packed, popular show.
536
00:29:11,054 --> 00:29:13,264
Oh. Well, you flatter us.
537
00:29:13,348 --> 00:29:15,099
It is pretty... Hey!
538
00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:16,935
You can't blow me off with compliments.
539
00:29:17,018 --> 00:29:19,145
Yeah. I mean, if you don't
give us this event,
540
00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:20,581
at least you can give us something.
541
00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:21,940
Like a song, yo.
542
00:29:22,148 --> 00:29:23,274
Break it down, Cy.
543
00:29:24,108 --> 00:29:27,028
You say you got us
In this crossover thang.
544
00:29:28,821 --> 00:29:30,615
But this ain't how it's supposed to go.
545
00:29:30,782 --> 00:29:32,867
It ain't supposed to be like this, y'all.
546
00:29:33,868 --> 00:29:36,079
Where's the part where we
Meet the other team.
547
00:29:36,162 --> 00:29:37,997
And then laughing.
548
00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:40,416
And the dumb misunderstandings.
549
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,336
- That bring us to blows.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
550
00:29:43,419 --> 00:29:45,797
- Don't crossover my heart.
- Don't do it.
551
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,091
Don't crossover my heart.
552
00:29:48,174 --> 00:29:49,969
We must find the compare and contrast.
553
00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,721
-To our counterparts -Yeah.
554
00:29:52,805 --> 00:29:55,266
Don't forget the obligatory romance.
555
00:29:55,349 --> 00:29:57,476
- Between two crossed hearts.
- Don't push it, Rob.
556
00:29:57,810 --> 00:30:00,145
Don't crossover my heart.
557
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:02,022
Don't crossover.
558
00:30:02,106 --> 00:30:03,106
Stop!
559
00:30:03,691 --> 00:30:05,972
And you wonder why you're not
featured in this event more.
560
00:30:12,825 --> 00:30:13,993
My trap has been set.
561
00:30:14,618 --> 00:30:16,618
Any remaining heroes
who oppose me will be crushed.
562
00:30:17,121 --> 00:30:18,664
But what of the Kryptonian?
563
00:30:19,582 --> 00:30:21,917
Look, I haven't forgotten your request.
564
00:30:23,294 --> 00:30:25,671
Perhaps I'll honor it. If it suits me.
565
00:30:28,757 --> 00:30:30,301
And it does suit me.
566
00:30:30,718 --> 00:30:32,636
The Kryptonian you require
will arrive shortly.
567
00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:43,898
The Legion's evil is making me stronger
by the second.
568
00:30:43,981 --> 00:30:45,900
Soon, I shall be free.
569
00:30:49,737 --> 00:30:51,780
I don't see any sign of Diana up here.
570
00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:54,408
I'm coming up empty too.
571
00:30:54,742 --> 00:30:56,202
Ugh, we better regroup.
572
00:30:56,785 --> 00:30:58,579
So the last any of us heard from her was
573
00:30:58,662 --> 00:31:00,080
that group text from an hour ago.
574
00:31:01,081 --> 00:31:01,916
Right!
575
00:31:01,999 --> 00:31:03,459
The one that just said, "I'm in"?
576
00:31:03,626 --> 00:31:05,169
Yeah, but in what?
577
00:31:05,628 --> 00:31:06,908
Actually, looking at this again,
578
00:31:06,962 --> 00:31:08,631
I think the real question might be,
579
00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:12,426
who are all these other numbers
she included on that text?
580
00:31:12,509 --> 00:31:15,095
I just assumed it was another one
of Diana's tech goofs,
581
00:31:15,179 --> 00:31:17,389
because I don't
recognize any of the numbers.
582
00:31:17,473 --> 00:31:18,473
I do.
583
00:31:18,515 --> 00:31:19,683
This is Clark's.
584
00:31:19,850 --> 00:31:22,019
And this one comes up as Jon Stewart.
585
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:26,106
Batman's emergency line is here too.
586
00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:29,777
So, maybe including these other numbers
587
00:31:30,152 --> 00:31:31,320
wasn't a mistake.
588
00:31:31,612 --> 00:31:34,073
But including ours was.
589
00:31:35,199 --> 00:31:37,117
And when Diana said "I'm in",
590
00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:38,369
she meant...
591
00:31:38,452 --> 00:31:39,995
In the Justice League.
592
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:43,123
Just curious.
593
00:31:43,207 --> 00:31:44,583
That would make this last number.
594
00:31:44,667 --> 00:31:45,876
Aquaman's, right?
595
00:31:50,756 --> 00:31:53,718
Batman's traced the amulet's radiation
signature to this swamp.
596
00:31:53,802 --> 00:31:55,488
We should be closing in
on the Legion's headquarters
597
00:31:55,512 --> 00:31:56,512
any second now.
598
00:31:56,763 --> 00:31:58,682
Ah, about time, man.
599
00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:00,201
That dude can build anything
with that ring.
600
00:32:00,225 --> 00:32:02,477
Try a little lumbar support
next time. Am I right?
601
00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:06,273
Oh, okay. Another serious one, huh?
602
00:32:06,439 --> 00:32:07,315
I am sorry?
603
00:32:07,399 --> 00:32:08,608
No, no, it's cool.
604
00:32:08,692 --> 00:32:11,278
Just between Sergeant Green-never-grin,
605
00:32:11,361 --> 00:32:13,446
Dracula man and the Ego Scout,
606
00:32:13,530 --> 00:32:15,991
this team's got
the personality of a sea sponge.
607
00:32:16,950 --> 00:32:19,494
I do not know this
Sergeant Green-never grin.
608
00:32:20,579 --> 00:32:22,455
All right.
609
00:32:22,581 --> 00:32:24,916
Well, none of these guys
has a sense of humor.
610
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,043
All right, team.
Let's go over the plan.
611
00:32:27,210 --> 00:32:28,879
Superman will lead the direct strike.
612
00:32:29,004 --> 00:32:30,714
While Batman uses the distraction
613
00:32:30,797 --> 00:32:32,340
to sneak in and steal the amulet.
614
00:32:37,387 --> 00:32:38,221
I'm gonna be honest here,
615
00:32:38,305 --> 00:32:40,223
I am not completely sure
what he just said,
616
00:32:40,307 --> 00:32:41,933
but I think it had something to do with
617
00:32:42,017 --> 00:32:44,269
using the amulet
to free the other dudes?
618
00:32:45,729 --> 00:32:47,289
All right, and then destroy the amulet.
619
00:32:47,314 --> 00:32:48,481
Right.
620
00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:49,845
Is it just me, or is anyone else
621
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,419
having trouble understanding
the bat guy?
622
00:32:51,443 --> 00:32:53,043
'Cause I'd be surprised
if it was just me
623
00:32:53,111 --> 00:32:54,779
'cause I can understand jellyfish.
624
00:32:55,363 --> 00:32:56,489
Got a visual.
625
00:33:00,410 --> 00:33:02,245
And it looks like everyone's home.
626
00:33:05,373 --> 00:33:06,666
Game's over, Luthor.
627
00:33:20,805 --> 00:33:22,182
Yep, it's a phony.
628
00:33:22,307 --> 00:33:24,267
Just something I whipped up
to get your attention.
629
00:33:24,476 --> 00:33:26,519
I call it a trans-thermal transmitter,
630
00:33:26,603 --> 00:33:28,396
but you can call it a trap.
631
00:33:35,195 --> 00:33:38,073
And you were
supposed to be the smart one.
632
00:33:38,156 --> 00:33:39,156
All right, team.
633
00:33:42,202 --> 00:33:43,203
This shouldn't take long.
634
00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:51,210
Huh?
635
00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,426
Uh.
636
00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,141
Huh?
637
00:34:06,227 --> 00:34:07,227
Holograms?
638
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:09,146
- What have you...
- Okay, be cool.
639
00:34:09,230 --> 00:34:11,232
We may have walked into...
640
00:34:15,736 --> 00:34:16,737
Whatever that thing is,
641
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,197
- it's made of...
- Kryptonite.
642
00:34:27,874 --> 00:34:29,750
I have what I need. Dispose of the rest.
643
00:34:32,211 --> 00:34:33,546
Stand strong, League!
644
00:34:50,479 --> 00:34:51,479
Hey!
645
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,648
That's not cool, man.
646
00:34:57,737 --> 00:35:00,072
So not cool, man.
647
00:35:05,202 --> 00:35:07,997
Where are your little friends?
648
00:35:08,289 --> 00:35:10,249
This won't be the same without them.
649
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,043
They're no threat to us now.
650
00:35:12,126 --> 00:35:15,379
Especially without their
precious captain.
651
00:35:16,005 --> 00:35:18,883
Hold up! This one's mine.
652
00:35:20,801 --> 00:35:22,845
Harley Quinn?
653
00:35:23,012 --> 00:35:25,431
- I will not spare...
- Ah, zip it would ya?
654
00:35:25,598 --> 00:35:27,183
What is this?
655
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,519
These guys are out of control,
656
00:35:30,603 --> 00:35:32,355
and they're getting eviler
by the second.
657
00:35:32,438 --> 00:35:34,082
You need to get Babs
and your pals together
658
00:35:34,106 --> 00:35:35,107
and save the day,
659
00:35:35,191 --> 00:35:37,068
like you jerks always do.
660
00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:41,072
Harleen, I am afraid that is unlikely.
661
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,406
For you see, I have...
662
00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:45,576
Ain't that something. I don't care, go.
663
00:35:46,118 --> 00:35:47,620
But...
664
00:35:47,995 --> 00:35:50,665
Uh... Ra-koom!
665
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:57,171
Uh, welp, add another one
to the old Phantom Zone.
666
00:36:07,724 --> 00:36:11,520
So, I take it things aren't
going well on the other side.
667
00:36:13,021 --> 00:36:14,290
I can't believe the Legion of Doom
668
00:36:14,314 --> 00:36:16,149
took out a team
of heavy hitters like you.
669
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,752
I can't believe you formed your own team
670
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,903
and didn't call it, "Super Friends."
671
00:36:19,987 --> 00:36:21,363
Told you.
672
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:24,491
And I can't believe
you didn't ask Hal Jordan
673
00:36:24,575 --> 00:36:26,994
to be your Green Lantern. I mean, Jon,
674
00:36:27,119 --> 00:36:28,704
you're cool and all, but...
675
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,832
Come on!
676
00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,793
Hal Jordan!
677
00:36:35,502 --> 00:36:37,004
Unbelievable.
678
00:36:37,087 --> 00:36:38,463
She sold us out.
679
00:36:38,547 --> 00:36:40,340
Look, we're all mad at Diana,
680
00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:42,426
but we have to trust her decision.
681
00:36:42,551 --> 00:36:43,719
Tell 'em, Jess.
682
00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:47,139
Honestly, right now, I don't know.
683
00:36:47,222 --> 00:36:49,808
All my life, people have been
selling me short.
684
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,935
But, Diana?
685
00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:54,730
I'm sure she's got
the team's best interests at heart.
686
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,273
Face it, Babs.
687
00:36:56,356 --> 00:36:57,608
She dumped us.
688
00:36:59,067 --> 00:37:01,528
No, she loves us more than anything.
689
00:37:01,612 --> 00:37:02,922
I mean, after what she went through,
690
00:37:02,946 --> 00:37:04,266
with me and Harley Quinn alone...
691
00:37:06,366 --> 00:37:08,368
What about you and Harley?
692
00:37:08,869 --> 00:37:10,787
Oh, did I not mention
693
00:37:10,871 --> 00:37:12,581
Harley Quinn and Harleen Quinzel
694
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,208
are actually one in the same?
695
00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,001
I mean, saying the names together,
696
00:37:16,084 --> 00:37:17,878
it's kind of obvious,
so you probably already
697
00:37:17,961 --> 00:37:19,463
figured it out. Right?
698
00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,590
You and Diana knew
699
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:24,301
your bestie was a super villain
and you didn't tell us?
700
00:37:24,384 --> 00:37:26,803
Technically, ex-bestie.
701
00:37:27,054 --> 00:37:29,598
She threw me off a train, Barbara!
702
00:37:30,724 --> 00:37:33,018
Zee?
703
00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,230
Babs, I...
704
00:37:36,313 --> 00:37:37,314
Forget it.
705
00:37:37,522 --> 00:37:38,732
I quit.
706
00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:40,943
Yup, me too.
707
00:37:41,985 --> 00:37:43,153
What do we do?
708
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:44,613
What is there to do?
709
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,698
The League is handling the bad guys,
710
00:37:47,449 --> 00:37:49,409
so, I guess...
711
00:37:50,494 --> 00:37:51,703
We go home.
712
00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:59,127
Good evening. Lex Luthor here.
713
00:37:59,211 --> 00:38:01,046
You know me
as the entrepreneurial genius
714
00:38:01,129 --> 00:38:02,464
who built a billion-dollar empire
715
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,383
with nothing more than his
716
00:38:03,466 --> 00:38:05,885
preternatural savvy
and indomitable drive.
717
00:38:05,969 --> 00:38:08,263
Today, I am allowing
these gifts to serve
718
00:38:08,346 --> 00:38:09,806
a much higher purpose.
719
00:38:09,889 --> 00:38:12,600
But first, I'd like to introduce
you to some friends of mine.
720
00:38:13,351 --> 00:38:15,562
The Legion of Doom.
721
00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:19,023
I know, I know.
722
00:38:19,107 --> 00:38:20,525
Pretty cool name. Am I right?
723
00:38:21,109 --> 00:38:22,902
Anyway, about my new higher purpose.
724
00:38:23,361 --> 00:38:24,487
I, Lex Luthor
725
00:38:24,571 --> 00:38:25,989
and my Legion of Doom,
726
00:38:26,197 --> 00:38:28,866
are going to take over the world.
727
00:38:30,201 --> 00:38:32,036
"You're saying," Come on, Lex.
728
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,830
How are you going
to take over the world?"
729
00:38:34,289 --> 00:38:35,289
Simple.
730
00:38:37,292 --> 00:38:38,793
You're gonna give it to us.
731
00:38:39,085 --> 00:38:41,129
Cast your eyes skyward, folks.
732
00:38:47,302 --> 00:38:50,138
All right, Cythonna,
show us what you can really do.
733
00:39:05,653 --> 00:39:07,906
So, this is when I say,
734
00:39:07,989 --> 00:39:10,366
you have 24 hours to meet our demands.
735
00:39:12,035 --> 00:39:13,953
Oh, my gosh. I forgot the best part.
736
00:39:14,203 --> 00:39:16,206
Don't look for any clowns in tights
to save you.
737
00:39:16,372 --> 00:39:17,582
We've gotten rid of them all.
738
00:39:18,082 --> 00:39:19,834
Well, the important ones, anyway.
739
00:39:21,878 --> 00:39:24,547
You now have 23 hours and 59 minutes.
740
00:39:30,303 --> 00:39:32,972
Since when you become
the brooding type of bat?
741
00:39:33,056 --> 00:39:35,266
You picked the wrong time
to mess with...
742
00:39:35,516 --> 00:39:36,516
Harleen?
743
00:39:36,643 --> 00:39:38,436
- Where is the...
- Jester get-up?
744
00:39:38,561 --> 00:39:40,021
Ah, taking a break.
745
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,942
Turns out I'm a big fan
of causing chaos,
746
00:39:44,150 --> 00:39:45,818
but destroying the world?
747
00:39:45,902 --> 00:39:47,403
Eh, not so much.
748
00:39:47,654 --> 00:39:48,905
You quit the Legion?
749
00:39:49,530 --> 00:39:51,574
Does this mean
you're not a bad guy anymore?
750
00:39:51,699 --> 00:39:54,202
Let's just say, I'm taking a sabbatical.
751
00:39:54,452 --> 00:39:55,452
Really?
752
00:39:56,037 --> 00:39:58,081
Well, you couldn't have
quit at a better time.
753
00:39:58,289 --> 00:40:00,969
A group of A-list heroes like
Wonder Woman is about to kick their...
754
00:40:01,209 --> 00:40:02,126
What?
755
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,753
You don't know, do you?
756
00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:04,712
Know what?
757
00:40:04,796 --> 00:40:07,550
Eesh, Babs! Current events much?
758
00:40:10,386 --> 00:40:12,930
Babs, emergency
at the junkyard. Hurry!
759
00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:19,353
Bumblebee, I'm here.
760
00:40:19,478 --> 00:40:20,521
Where are you?
761
00:40:20,604 --> 00:40:22,022
Bumblebee, are you okay?
762
00:40:25,067 --> 00:40:26,235
Hmph!
763
00:40:27,194 --> 00:40:28,821
You got Bumblebee's distress call too?
764
00:40:28,946 --> 00:40:30,197
Harley Quinn.
765
00:40:30,781 --> 00:40:32,199
What did you do with her?
766
00:40:32,283 --> 00:40:34,076
Hold up, Zee. She's with me.
767
00:40:34,201 --> 00:40:36,537
And that changes what exactly, Babs?
768
00:40:36,620 --> 00:40:38,872
Whoa, easy! For once,
769
00:40:39,039 --> 00:40:41,250
this girl's not with anybody.
770
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,085
Even less reason to trust you.
771
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,545
Quit arguing!
772
00:40:44,670 --> 00:40:46,171
We've got to find Bumblebee.
773
00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:47,381
I'm right here.
774
00:40:47,464 --> 00:40:49,091
I faked an emergency call.
775
00:40:49,174 --> 00:40:50,926
- Wait. What?
- So not cool.
776
00:40:51,218 --> 00:40:53,470
Because we got to talk.
777
00:40:53,804 --> 00:40:54,722
Look.
778
00:40:54,805 --> 00:40:57,683
I know we have different ideas of what
being a superhero means,
779
00:40:57,766 --> 00:41:00,019
and honestly, that's what makes us...
780
00:41:00,477 --> 00:41:02,438
made us, such a good team.
781
00:41:03,772 --> 00:41:05,566
But what made us a great team
782
00:41:05,816 --> 00:41:06,859
is that we always agreed
783
00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:08,861
on the one thing a superhero isn't.
784
00:41:09,570 --> 00:41:10,570
Selfish.
785
00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,535
We've been putting our own issues
ahead of the greater good.
786
00:41:16,994 --> 00:41:19,496
Whether it's a big shadow
only you can see,
787
00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:22,208
or questioning the virtue
of someone you love,
788
00:41:22,416 --> 00:41:24,710
or questioning the virtue in yourself.
789
00:41:25,336 --> 00:41:26,921
Or maybe you're just afraid
790
00:41:27,004 --> 00:41:28,881
to tell your friends
to be quiet and listen
791
00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:30,633
when they're making a huge mistake.
792
00:41:31,175 --> 00:41:33,510
Well, it's time to get over ourselves.
793
00:41:33,761 --> 00:41:35,721
So, be quiet and listen!
794
00:41:36,722 --> 00:41:38,349
The League may have made a big mistake
795
00:41:38,474 --> 00:41:40,142
by underestimating the Legion of Doom.
796
00:41:40,434 --> 00:41:42,728
But by claiming victory
without even considering us,
797
00:41:42,937 --> 00:41:44,813
the bad guys made
an even bigger mistake.
798
00:41:45,397 --> 00:41:48,317
They underestimated
the Super Hero Girls.
799
00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:50,152
Time to kick some Legion butt.
800
00:41:50,236 --> 00:41:51,278
Yeah.
801
00:41:51,570 --> 00:41:53,239
A word of advice.
802
00:41:53,322 --> 00:41:55,366
If you're planning to storm
the Hall of Doom,
803
00:41:55,532 --> 00:41:56,784
bring hand towels.
804
00:41:57,034 --> 00:41:58,869
The restroom dryers are the pits!
805
00:41:59,411 --> 00:42:00,829
Wait. Harleen.
806
00:42:00,913 --> 00:42:02,081
You're not going to help?
807
00:42:02,248 --> 00:42:04,708
I said I didn't want
to destroy the world.
808
00:42:04,792 --> 00:42:07,086
Never said nothing about saving it.
809
00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,588
Forget her.
810
00:42:09,713 --> 00:42:10,799
We got work to do.
811
00:42:11,007 --> 00:42:12,801
First, we got to get our leader back.
812
00:42:12,926 --> 00:42:14,344
Now, just a minute.
813
00:42:14,511 --> 00:42:16,012
She made a mistake, Kara.
814
00:42:16,096 --> 00:42:17,096
One mistake.
815
00:42:17,264 --> 00:42:19,558
How many of yours has she let slide?
816
00:42:21,142 --> 00:42:22,310
Let's go get her.
817
00:42:22,644 --> 00:42:24,980
But how? Isn't she in the Phantom Zone?
818
00:42:25,397 --> 00:42:26,273
Seriously?
819
00:42:26,356 --> 00:42:28,251
Have any of you been checking
your phones, at all?
820
00:42:28,275 --> 00:42:29,794
- We've had a lot going on.
- Lost my charger.
821
00:42:29,818 --> 00:42:31,570
Only to check the fashion month feed.
822
00:42:35,907 --> 00:42:37,075
My beloved sisters.
823
00:42:37,617 --> 00:42:38,743
I have wronged you.
824
00:42:38,827 --> 00:42:41,162
I mean, it's cool she figured out
how to send a video,
825
00:42:41,246 --> 00:42:43,641
but you think she'd have realized
her thumb was covering the scree...
826
00:42:43,665 --> 00:42:45,041
Babs, listen.
827
00:42:45,667 --> 00:42:47,294
I know now,
828
00:42:47,502 --> 00:42:49,004
that in trying to protect you,
829
00:42:49,421 --> 00:42:51,256
I only hurt you, deeply.
830
00:42:55,343 --> 00:42:56,720
And because of this failure,
831
00:42:56,887 --> 00:42:59,598
I have humbly returned
to Themyscira, Mother.
832
00:42:59,681 --> 00:43:01,892
There is a first for everything.
833
00:43:01,975 --> 00:43:04,644
You of all people know
this is not my first failure,
834
00:43:05,061 --> 00:43:07,439
but it is my greatest.
835
00:43:07,522 --> 00:43:09,900
I was referring to your tears.
836
00:43:09,983 --> 00:43:13,028
I cannot recall
ever seeing you cry, my child.
837
00:43:14,446 --> 00:43:17,365
As your mother,
I did everything in my power
838
00:43:17,449 --> 00:43:20,035
to ensure failure never befall you.
839
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,870
I know, Mother. Thank you.
840
00:43:21,953 --> 00:43:25,332
However, the one lesson I never taught
841
00:43:25,415 --> 00:43:27,417
was what to do when it does.
842
00:43:28,126 --> 00:43:29,794
We all fail, Diana.
843
00:43:30,170 --> 00:43:31,838
And that was my failure.
844
00:43:32,088 --> 00:43:34,758
One we will now rectify.
845
00:43:35,008 --> 00:43:35,884
We?
846
00:43:36,009 --> 00:43:39,262
Lucky for you, we're all really familiar
with screwing up.
847
00:43:39,512 --> 00:43:41,973
Yeah, we can give you the crash course.
848
00:43:45,518 --> 00:43:47,354
We'll take it from here, Poly.
849
00:43:49,272 --> 00:43:50,190
Sisters.
850
00:43:50,273 --> 00:43:52,067
You are here. I thought you...
851
00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:53,068
Broke up?
852
00:43:53,151 --> 00:43:54,151
We did.
853
00:43:54,194 --> 00:43:56,321
But Karen had a really inspiring speech.
854
00:43:56,446 --> 00:43:58,156
Ooh, do the speech thing again, Karen.
855
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,450
It was more of an in-the-moment thing.
856
00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:02,661
But we did watch your thumb apology.
857
00:44:02,911 --> 00:44:04,204
And thanks to Jess' ring,
858
00:44:04,329 --> 00:44:06,164
we got here a lot faster
than your row-boat.
859
00:44:06,414 --> 00:44:08,875
Now, come on.
There's no more time for hugs.
860
00:44:09,793 --> 00:44:11,962
Well, maybe one more.
861
00:44:13,756 --> 00:44:15,091
All right. Diana,
862
00:44:15,258 --> 00:44:16,509
let's save the world.
863
00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:18,219
You still trust me to lead you?
864
00:44:18,803 --> 00:44:19,971
More than ever, D.
865
00:44:30,064 --> 00:44:31,482
With no other option,
866
00:44:31,774 --> 00:44:34,986
the United Council of Nations
cedes its power
867
00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:36,696
to the Legion of Doom.
868
00:44:40,241 --> 00:44:41,576
We make a good team.
869
00:44:41,659 --> 00:44:43,869
Not bad for a Kryptonian.
870
00:44:44,745 --> 00:44:45,830
What?
871
00:44:45,913 --> 00:44:48,457
I think we're past any delusions
872
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:52,461
of this being an actual partnership,
aren't we, Alexander?
873
00:44:52,837 --> 00:44:54,130
What on earth are you...
874
00:44:54,213 --> 00:44:55,381
Stop talking.
875
00:44:58,593 --> 00:45:01,679
With my power near its peak,
it's time you assume the role
876
00:45:01,762 --> 00:45:04,015
I'd always intended for you
and your Legion.
877
00:45:04,515 --> 00:45:05,725
Servitude.
878
00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:08,144
I await your command, Cythonna.
879
00:45:08,728 --> 00:45:10,062
Funny thing is,
880
00:45:10,229 --> 00:45:14,066
you've been serving me since the moment
you touched my amulet.
881
00:45:14,150 --> 00:45:18,279
You were just too blinded by your own
greed and ambition to realize it.
882
00:45:18,863 --> 00:45:19,863
So blind.
883
00:45:20,197 --> 00:45:21,574
What will you have me do?
884
00:45:21,866 --> 00:45:23,951
Ugh! I shall soon be free.
885
00:45:24,243 --> 00:45:26,454
I want to see my new Kryptonian body.
886
00:45:36,756 --> 00:45:38,132
What was that?
887
00:45:38,216 --> 00:45:39,216
The Kryptonian.
888
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,218
Just like...
889
00:45:40,301 --> 00:45:41,301
I told you,
890
00:45:41,344 --> 00:45:44,263
I needed the world's
strongest Kryptonian.
891
00:45:44,347 --> 00:45:45,389
That was.
892
00:45:45,848 --> 00:45:47,767
Wait. You mean...
893
00:45:47,850 --> 00:45:51,020
Unlike that one,
Kara's strength is yet to peak.
894
00:45:51,145 --> 00:45:53,522
Her strong will alone
makes her far more suitable
895
00:45:53,606 --> 00:45:56,150
for divinity than this useless thing.
896
00:45:58,069 --> 00:45:59,069
Wait!
897
00:45:59,528 --> 00:46:01,197
He may not be completely useless.
898
00:46:05,076 --> 00:46:08,746
Our only chance is to catch the Legion
off guard with a surprise offensive.
899
00:46:08,829 --> 00:46:10,873
Like going by these schematics
Batman gave you,
900
00:46:11,165 --> 00:46:12,750
I don't see any way to sneak in.
901
00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,752
But maybe we could sneak out.
902
00:46:19,758 --> 00:46:21,134
Hey, what gives? It's empty.
903
00:46:21,218 --> 00:46:22,261
Sorry.
904
00:46:22,344 --> 00:46:23,905
I downloaded the data
to figure out a way
905
00:46:23,929 --> 00:46:25,973
to get to the Phantom Zone
and rescue our friends.
906
00:46:26,139 --> 00:46:29,268
You mean, you think you can create
our own dimensional portal?
907
00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:30,351
Exactly.
908
00:46:30,435 --> 00:46:32,729
But now I'm thinking we can create
something even better.
909
00:46:32,813 --> 00:46:34,773
Whoa! A dimensional waterslide?
910
00:46:34,982 --> 00:46:38,527
So, we know Cythonna's magic has
unlimited access to the Phantom Zone,
911
00:46:38,694 --> 00:46:40,404
which makes the amulet like a hub.
912
00:46:40,529 --> 00:46:41,530
Theoretically speaking,
913
00:46:41,613 --> 00:46:43,299
it correlates with what
quantum physicists call
914
00:46:43,323 --> 00:46:44,825
a Hamiltonian density matrix.
915
00:46:45,075 --> 00:46:45,909
Here, look.
916
00:46:46,076 --> 00:46:48,912
Bottom line, a way in is a way out.
917
00:46:49,121 --> 00:46:50,998
Wait. I see what Karen's thinking.
918
00:46:51,248 --> 00:46:53,458
You figure out a way to travel
to the Phantom Zone,
919
00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:54,542
grab our friends,
920
00:46:54,626 --> 00:46:56,336
but then come back through the amulet.
921
00:46:56,420 --> 00:46:58,672
Which would put us smack-dab
in the middle of
922
00:46:58,755 --> 00:47:00,173
the Hall of Doom.
923
00:47:00,257 --> 00:47:02,718
With all of the heroes in full force.
924
00:47:02,885 --> 00:47:04,720
Talk about a sneak attack.
925
00:47:04,803 --> 00:47:06,346
Do you really think you could do it?
926
00:47:06,430 --> 00:47:08,557
No, but you can.
927
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,683
Uh, come again?
928
00:47:09,766 --> 00:47:11,852
I can figure out how to navigate
through dimensions
929
00:47:11,977 --> 00:47:13,057
but without the right tech,
930
00:47:13,103 --> 00:47:15,397
we have to travel the same way
Cythonna does.
931
00:47:15,606 --> 00:47:16,773
With magic.
932
00:47:17,482 --> 00:47:19,818
Well, why didn't you say so?
I'm your girl.
933
00:47:20,569 --> 00:47:22,237
Dark magic.
934
00:47:22,487 --> 00:47:25,073
Oh, dark...
935
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:27,784
Yeah, I mean, I guess.
936
00:47:28,285 --> 00:47:29,536
Kara.
937
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,497
Kara Zor-El.
938
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,125
Kara Zor-El of Krypton.
939
00:47:42,799 --> 00:47:44,176
Cythonna.
940
00:47:44,468 --> 00:47:47,554
I apologize if I interrupted you
and your friends
941
00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:50,807
planning what promises to be
an adorable yet futile attack.
942
00:47:51,141 --> 00:47:52,184
What do you want?
943
00:47:52,809 --> 00:47:55,270
Simple. I want you to come get...
944
00:47:55,812 --> 00:47:56,730
Him.
945
00:47:56,813 --> 00:47:57,898
Kal. No!
946
00:47:57,981 --> 00:47:58,982
Want him?
947
00:47:59,566 --> 00:48:01,026
Come get him.
948
00:48:01,944 --> 00:48:04,488
Goddess or not, I swear I will beat you.
949
00:48:05,155 --> 00:48:06,657
Kara.
950
00:48:06,740 --> 00:48:08,450
Kara, are you okay?
951
00:48:08,533 --> 00:48:10,619
Listen, Diana,
you go rescue our friends.
952
00:48:11,036 --> 00:48:12,496
I need to face Cythonna.
953
00:48:12,579 --> 00:48:14,831
What? Kara, I must insist...
954
00:48:14,915 --> 00:48:17,292
I know. I know. You think
I'm being my bullheaded self,
955
00:48:17,376 --> 00:48:19,253
and I am.
956
00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:21,297
But they have Clark.
957
00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:22,465
- Then we should...
- Diana,
958
00:48:22,590 --> 00:48:25,885
I am asking you to trust me now.
959
00:48:32,016 --> 00:48:33,851
Okay. I think we're ready to go.
960
00:48:35,186 --> 00:48:37,313
- Where's Kara?
- Supergirl will meet us there.
961
00:48:37,855 --> 00:48:39,941
Trust she knows
what she's doing, sisters.
962
00:48:40,066 --> 00:48:41,066
I do.
963
00:48:41,234 --> 00:48:42,569
Now, let us away.
964
00:48:42,735 --> 00:48:45,780
All aboard The Phantom Zone Express.
965
00:48:45,905 --> 00:48:46,905
Bubble us up, Jess.
966
00:48:51,661 --> 00:48:53,454
Okay, Zee. Go time.
967
00:48:53,538 --> 00:48:57,166
All right. Dark, creepy and often
uncontrollable magic coming up.
968
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,251
It's okay, Zee.
969
00:48:58,334 --> 00:48:59,377
You got this.
970
00:49:11,764 --> 00:49:13,391
I never thought I would say this, but,
971
00:49:13,558 --> 00:49:16,644
burritos for lunch was a horrible idea.
972
00:49:16,728 --> 00:49:20,523
Zee, each off-shoot tunnel is a gateway
to a different dimension.
973
00:49:20,648 --> 00:49:22,609
The Phantom Zone is coming up.
974
00:49:22,692 --> 00:49:24,319
Now, make sure you...
975
00:49:24,444 --> 00:49:25,695
You're gonna blow it.
976
00:49:25,820 --> 00:49:27,655
Stop it. Stop.
977
00:49:27,989 --> 00:49:30,408
I can do this. I can.
978
00:49:30,491 --> 00:49:32,160
You don't seem so sure of yourself.
979
00:49:32,243 --> 00:49:33,661
How can you be sure of anything
980
00:49:33,745 --> 00:49:35,139
when you're not even sure
of who you are?
981
00:49:35,163 --> 00:49:36,748
You're nothing. A nobody.
982
00:49:36,831 --> 00:49:37,707
No one loves you.
983
00:49:37,832 --> 00:49:39,167
- You are a freak.
- A phoney.
984
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:40,293
A monster.
985
00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:42,045
No wonder your mom left.
986
00:49:42,295 --> 00:49:43,504
Stop it.
987
00:49:49,844 --> 00:49:51,554
Did I do it?
988
00:49:51,721 --> 00:49:54,641
I'm not sure, but I think so.
989
00:49:55,433 --> 00:49:57,101
Sisters, at the ready.
990
00:49:57,894 --> 00:50:00,647
Weird. Awfully bright
for a Phantom Zone.
991
00:50:02,565 --> 00:50:05,735
Are we sure
we're in the right dimension?
992
00:50:07,237 --> 00:50:08,738
No, I'm not sure.
993
00:50:09,113 --> 00:50:10,531
The dark magic...
994
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:11,908
It's okay, Zee.
995
00:50:12,158 --> 00:50:15,203
I mean, we don't know
that this isn't the Phantom Zone.
996
00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:16,955
Yeah, of course it is.
997
00:50:17,205 --> 00:50:19,290
Now, let's find the other heroes.
998
00:50:19,624 --> 00:50:21,084
Uh, I see heroes,
999
00:50:21,417 --> 00:50:23,963
but I don't think they're the ones
we're looking for.
1000
00:50:25,673 --> 00:50:27,424
BB, you seeing what I'm seeing?
1001
00:50:28,884 --> 00:50:31,011
It's the Super Hero Girls, yo.
1002
00:50:34,139 --> 00:50:37,768
Oh, yes, the team
I wish to be the member of,
1003
00:50:37,851 --> 00:50:42,273
but refuse to say as such so as to spare
the feelings of my current team.
1004
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:49,738
We actually have a door, but whatever.
1005
00:50:51,782 --> 00:50:54,785
Oh, come on.
This literally happened yesterday.
1006
00:50:54,868 --> 00:50:58,747
You mean, we've already been
crossed over and no one told us?
1007
00:50:59,206 --> 00:51:01,709
Well, the hits just keep on coming.
1008
00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:03,419
Just watch.
1009
00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:05,337
You'll play a very important role
1010
00:51:05,504 --> 00:51:06,672
in this story before its end.
1011
00:51:06,755 --> 00:51:08,549
Trust me!
1012
00:51:09,758 --> 00:51:10,758
Hmm.
1013
00:51:10,801 --> 00:51:13,137
We apologize, but do we know you?
1014
00:51:14,847 --> 00:51:16,181
Good one, Wonder lady.
1015
00:51:16,265 --> 00:51:18,100
I didn't realize you were the funny one.
1016
00:51:18,183 --> 00:51:20,060
It's like you're the 'me' of your team.
1017
00:51:20,144 --> 00:51:22,104
Come on, guys. It's us.
1018
00:51:22,187 --> 00:51:23,731
The Teen Titans.
1019
00:51:23,856 --> 00:51:25,482
You mean, the tween titans.
1020
00:51:25,858 --> 00:51:27,234
Didn't we babysit you once?
1021
00:51:27,443 --> 00:51:28,443
"Babysit"?
1022
00:51:29,069 --> 00:51:31,530
Do I in any way look like a baby to you?
1023
00:51:33,115 --> 00:51:34,199
Oh, I gets it.
1024
00:51:34,408 --> 00:51:35,910
They are good enough for our show,
1025
00:51:35,993 --> 00:51:37,703
but the moments we shows up
in their thing,
1026
00:51:37,786 --> 00:51:39,538
it's all like, "What's going on?
1027
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:40,664
Who's are you?"
1028
00:51:40,789 --> 00:51:41,789
Hey, that's right!
1029
00:51:41,832 --> 00:51:43,375
Continuity snobs.
1030
00:51:43,542 --> 00:51:45,836
Guys, I think I know what's going on.
1031
00:51:46,212 --> 00:51:49,173
We've ended up in some kind
of parallel universe.
1032
00:51:49,757 --> 00:51:51,592
One that's similar to ours.
1033
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:54,178
But with way larger heads.
1034
00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:55,721
And hands.
1035
00:51:55,804 --> 00:51:57,181
Our hands are very large too.
1036
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:00,226
So I guess I did mess up.
1037
00:52:01,435 --> 00:52:04,939
As fellow heroes, you can appreciate
the gravity of our mission,
1038
00:52:05,022 --> 00:52:08,234
for we face a crisis
of catastrophic proportions.
1039
00:52:10,277 --> 00:52:12,404
Forgive us if we seem underwhelmed
1040
00:52:12,571 --> 00:52:15,199
but we eat crises of
catastrophic proportions
1041
00:52:15,366 --> 00:52:16,492
for breakfast.
1042
00:52:16,575 --> 00:52:19,286
They're called jalapeño waffle bombs,
yo. Ha-ha!
1043
00:52:19,536 --> 00:52:22,039
Okay, Super Hero Girls, we'll help you.
1044
00:52:22,373 --> 00:52:24,583
Really, we just need a couple
of spare computer parts.
1045
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,335
But I'm only saying this once.
1046
00:52:26,418 --> 00:52:28,213
My world. My rules.
1047
00:52:28,421 --> 00:52:29,673
I call the shots.
1048
00:52:29,756 --> 00:52:31,633
I say jump, you say, "I already did
1049
00:52:31,758 --> 00:52:34,135
because I'm so in tune
with your amazing leadership skills,
1050
00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:36,572
I knew what you were going to ask me
before you could even ask it."
1051
00:52:36,596 --> 00:52:38,640
Are we clear?
1052
00:52:39,057 --> 00:52:39,933
Oh, wow.
1053
00:52:40,016 --> 00:52:41,810
Is it possible that
you're even more annoying
1054
00:52:41,977 --> 00:52:43,270
than the Robin in my universe?
1055
00:52:50,652 --> 00:52:51,796
I'm pretty sure I can fix it.
1056
00:52:51,820 --> 00:52:52,696
True. True.
1057
00:52:52,779 --> 00:52:54,030
But let me hit you with this.
1058
00:52:54,114 --> 00:52:56,575
Why fix when you can upgrade?
1059
00:52:56,658 --> 00:52:58,326
Because I only need to...
1060
00:52:58,410 --> 00:52:59,661
Picture it, other BB.
1061
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:03,290
This baby, with its own ultra TK
mega library of video games.
1062
00:53:03,456 --> 00:53:05,041
A taquito warming drawer.
1063
00:53:05,166 --> 00:53:06,166
Racing stripes.
1064
00:53:06,376 --> 00:53:08,587
Why would a computer
need racing stripes?
1065
00:53:09,337 --> 00:53:11,673
A computer would not need
racing stripes.
1066
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:14,593
But a remote control
funnel cake deep-fryer would.
1067
00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:15,759
No way.
1068
00:53:18,096 --> 00:53:19,222
Any animal?
1069
00:53:19,389 --> 00:53:20,389
Mmm-hmm.
1070
00:53:20,432 --> 00:53:22,100
How about a fairy armadillo?
1071
00:53:23,518 --> 00:53:24,644
Oh, an aye-aye.
1072
00:53:24,728 --> 00:53:26,104
Aye. Aye.
1073
00:53:26,313 --> 00:53:27,147
Ooh!
1074
00:53:27,272 --> 00:53:28,272
A Chengdu yak.
1075
00:53:28,690 --> 00:53:30,942
Ooh! Does this mean
you have four stomachs?
1076
00:53:31,067 --> 00:53:32,067
I don't knows.
1077
00:53:32,110 --> 00:53:33,110
Let's find out.
1078
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,457
That's not sitting right.
1079
00:53:45,624 --> 00:53:47,459
Ah, better.
1080
00:53:47,542 --> 00:53:48,542
Hold up!
1081
00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:53,965
Uh-oh. Here comes number three.
1082
00:53:55,383 --> 00:53:57,093
How is it getting worse each time?
1083
00:54:00,388 --> 00:54:01,388
Last one.
1084
00:54:04,976 --> 00:54:06,394
Four stomachs in the house.
1085
00:54:07,687 --> 00:54:09,856
I got to go to the little yak's room.
1086
00:54:16,071 --> 00:54:17,405
Oh, hey, Starfire.
1087
00:54:18,031 --> 00:54:21,034
You guys sure do
things differently here.
1088
00:54:21,117 --> 00:54:23,787
I, too, was a comer
to the newness of this world
1089
00:54:23,870 --> 00:54:26,373
on a day that was
not long from this one.
1090
00:54:26,456 --> 00:54:28,041
Bet that took getting used to.
1091
00:54:28,124 --> 00:54:30,294
Permit me to give the piece of advice?
1092
00:54:30,461 --> 00:54:31,671
Sure, let's hear it.
1093
00:54:32,088 --> 00:54:35,007
Despite the deliciousness
of their appearance,
1094
00:54:35,299 --> 00:54:38,261
cats may not be ingested.
1095
00:54:41,430 --> 00:54:44,684
Oh. Uh, thank you, Starfire.
1096
00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:46,185
Good to know.
1097
00:54:47,603 --> 00:54:49,230
Yeah, my team would
pretty much follow me
1098
00:54:49,313 --> 00:54:50,356
to the end of the Earth.
1099
00:54:50,439 --> 00:54:51,482
I mean, it's not like
1100
00:54:51,607 --> 00:54:53,526
being a better team leader
is a competition.
1101
00:54:53,609 --> 00:54:56,028
It's just, well, if it were,
I'd probably win.
1102
00:54:56,153 --> 00:54:57,655
And, if this mug is to be believed,
1103
00:54:57,738 --> 00:54:59,073
I already have.
1104
00:54:59,907 --> 00:55:01,701
You bought that yourself, didn't you?
1105
00:55:01,867 --> 00:55:03,536
What? No!
1106
00:55:03,953 --> 00:55:07,832
Sheesh! Sounds like someone's got
a little mug envy.
1107
00:55:07,915 --> 00:55:09,417
Well, I have no mug,
1108
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,627
nor any such boastful
beverage conveyance.
1109
00:55:11,711 --> 00:55:15,256
I do have a lasso that can compel anyone
to tell the truth.
1110
00:55:15,339 --> 00:55:16,465
Would you like to try it?
1111
00:55:18,050 --> 00:55:19,093
I bought the mug.
1112
00:55:23,639 --> 00:55:25,391
You find them instantly
annoying too, huh?
1113
00:55:27,977 --> 00:55:29,145
They're not so bad.
1114
00:55:31,147 --> 00:55:33,482
We only have one bonehead on our team.
1115
00:55:33,858 --> 00:55:34,858
Me.
1116
00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:36,652
It's my fault we're stuck here.
1117
00:55:37,695 --> 00:55:38,696
Messed up a spell?
1118
00:55:38,779 --> 00:55:39,864
It happens.
1119
00:55:41,949 --> 00:55:42,992
It's more than a spell.
1120
00:55:43,910 --> 00:55:45,453
There's a part of me.
1121
00:55:45,661 --> 00:55:46,746
A dark part.
1122
00:55:47,330 --> 00:55:49,040
I've always been frightened of it.
1123
00:55:49,457 --> 00:55:50,750
But, lately...
1124
00:55:52,126 --> 00:55:54,086
Never mind, it's complicated.
1125
00:55:55,713 --> 00:55:56,713
Yeah.
1126
00:55:56,756 --> 00:55:58,356
I wish there was some way
I could relate.
1127
00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,218
Oh, wait. I just remembered.
1128
00:56:00,468 --> 00:56:02,762
I am Raven, daughter of Trigon,
1129
00:56:02,929 --> 00:56:05,932
demonic overlord of all he surveys.
1130
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,653
Not bad, other BB.
1131
00:56:18,819 --> 00:56:21,072
- We did it.
- You were right.
1132
00:56:21,322 --> 00:56:23,241
The racing stripes are a nice touch.
1133
00:56:23,407 --> 00:56:24,727
You two got the computer working?
1134
00:56:25,117 --> 00:56:26,869
I just need to power
the external V-drive.
1135
00:56:27,078 --> 00:56:30,206
So we'll need a AAA battery,
like the one in a TV remote.
1136
00:56:36,213 --> 00:56:38,006
Our universe doesn't have remotes.
1137
00:56:38,173 --> 00:56:39,675
Yeah, yeah.
1138
00:56:39,758 --> 00:56:41,843
We's control TVs with our minds.
1139
00:56:45,180 --> 00:56:47,766
Fear not. We will find a battery...
1140
00:56:47,849 --> 00:56:49,726
Oh, yeah. Battleship Bake Off!
1141
00:56:49,893 --> 00:56:52,646
So, did you have a battery, or no?
1142
00:56:53,647 --> 00:56:55,566
Huh? Battery? Oh, yeah.
1143
00:56:55,649 --> 00:56:56,483
Help yourself.
1144
00:56:56,567 --> 00:56:57,943
I think I saw one in the garage.
1145
00:56:58,110 --> 00:56:59,945
Or did I see one in the foyer?
1146
00:57:00,195 --> 00:57:01,822
Ooh la-la. Fo-yay.
1147
00:57:01,989 --> 00:57:04,074
He means fo-yur, yo.
1148
00:57:04,241 --> 00:57:06,076
Fo-yur? Where's your flair?
1149
00:57:06,159 --> 00:57:07,035
Your passion?
1150
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,495
Get some culture, fool.
1151
00:57:08,620 --> 00:57:10,706
- It's pronounced fo-yur, bro.
- Nah-uh.
1152
00:57:10,789 --> 00:57:12,291
Fo-yay, all the way.
1153
00:57:12,374 --> 00:57:13,959
Of course, this building comes equipped
1154
00:57:14,042 --> 00:57:16,837
with neither the fo-yur, nor the fo-yay.
1155
00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:19,381
That's really not the point now,
is it, Starfire?
1156
00:57:19,464 --> 00:57:20,883
We do so have a foyer.
1157
00:57:20,966 --> 00:57:22,676
Wait. That's really more of a portico.
1158
00:57:22,759 --> 00:57:24,303
Do you have a battery or not?
1159
00:57:25,137 --> 00:57:26,471
Yes. You remind me of me.
1160
00:57:26,555 --> 00:57:28,223
Let's go find one.
1161
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,185
Oh, oh, no, he did not.
1162
00:57:32,978 --> 00:57:34,438
Right, let's go.
1163
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:39,401
So, Luthor,
what's the first order of business
1164
00:57:39,484 --> 00:57:41,987
as rulers of the world?
1165
00:57:42,738 --> 00:57:43,822
Luthor?
1166
00:57:45,490 --> 00:57:47,117
Uh, hello?
1167
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,200
What's with him?
1168
00:57:52,915 --> 00:57:53,999
Where is Superman?
1169
00:57:57,794 --> 00:57:59,546
Where is Superman?
1170
00:57:59,630 --> 00:58:00,756
Get her!
1171
00:58:02,799 --> 00:58:03,799
That's enough, children.
1172
00:58:07,596 --> 00:58:09,223
Come, let's talk.
1173
00:58:12,726 --> 00:58:15,354
You've always believed in me, yes?
1174
00:58:15,437 --> 00:58:17,648
Let's just say I heard stories.
1175
00:58:17,731 --> 00:58:20,567
Then you know my essence
will soon be free,
1176
00:58:20,651 --> 00:58:24,529
and I shall require a strong,
new Kryptonian body.
1177
00:58:24,613 --> 00:58:27,741
Ain't happening.
Kal-El's coming with me.
1178
00:58:27,824 --> 00:58:32,579
Oh. And you wonder why others presume
Kal-El is superior to you,
1179
00:58:32,746 --> 00:58:35,540
when you yourself
make the same presumption.
1180
00:58:35,624 --> 00:58:38,795
Wait, you mean, you... you want me?
1181
00:58:39,295 --> 00:58:43,299
Well, I mean, I can't blame you.
I am pretty awesome.
1182
00:58:44,509 --> 00:58:50,223
Join me, and together, we will show
the universe the true meaning of power.
1183
00:58:51,057 --> 00:58:53,601
Yeah, that's going to be a hard pass.
1184
00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:55,603
Oh, well, in that case...
1185
00:58:59,482 --> 00:59:01,442
- Kal!
- Submit...
1186
00:59:02,026 --> 00:59:03,278
or he dies.
1187
00:59:04,571 --> 00:59:06,239
I'll give you
some time to think about it.
1188
00:59:09,409 --> 00:59:11,452
No! You can't do this.
1189
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,002
It's not about
not having dark thoughts, Zee.
1190
00:59:19,085 --> 00:59:21,963
It's about embracing those thoughts
as part of who you are.
1191
00:59:22,255 --> 00:59:25,133
But what if I do embrace them,
and I lose control?
1192
00:59:25,592 --> 00:59:27,302
What if I hurt someone?
1193
00:59:27,385 --> 00:59:29,137
Hmm. You might be surprised
1194
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:31,020
what darkness can do,
if you give it a chance.
1195
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:32,807
Out of all the infinite universes,
1196
00:59:32,891 --> 00:59:35,059
your magic just happened
to bring you here,
1197
00:59:35,143 --> 00:59:37,604
where you got a brief and
narratively convenient pep-talk
1198
00:59:37,729 --> 00:59:40,189
from someone who deals
with the exact same thing.
1199
00:59:47,196 --> 00:59:49,198
Yeesh! Who would've thunk
getting a little battery
1200
00:59:49,282 --> 00:59:50,700
would become such an epic hassle?
1201
00:59:50,909 --> 00:59:53,036
Dude, we face way epic-er hassles
1202
00:59:53,119 --> 00:59:55,371
for much smaller stakes all the time.
1203
00:59:55,455 --> 00:59:56,455
It's kind of our thing.
1204
01:00:00,168 --> 01:00:03,630
Back online and ready to go.
I just hope Zee's up to it.
1205
01:00:05,381 --> 01:00:07,926
Next up, Phantom Zone.
1206
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,805
You know, you might want to bring
the big guns with you on this mission.
1207
01:00:14,015 --> 01:00:15,808
Are they fighting over a remote?
1208
01:00:15,892 --> 01:00:19,270
Come on, BB. I've seen this episode.
1209
01:00:21,397 --> 01:00:24,067
Er, we appreciate the offer, Boy Wonder.
1210
01:00:24,150 --> 01:00:25,443
But this is our fight.
1211
01:00:25,526 --> 01:00:26,569
No, I get it.
1212
01:00:26,736 --> 01:00:28,571
It's your big adventure.
1213
01:00:28,905 --> 01:00:30,740
Bringing us along would
only upstage you.
1214
01:00:31,324 --> 01:00:34,786
I guess this is goodbye.
Thank you, Raven.
1215
01:00:41,669 --> 01:00:43,003
Bye Cy.
1216
01:00:43,128 --> 01:00:44,755
Let me know how
Battleship Bake Off ends.
1217
01:00:44,922 --> 01:00:46,090
Peace, love and animals, yo!
1218
01:00:46,173 --> 01:00:47,550
Keep them racing stripes shiny.
1219
01:00:47,716 --> 01:00:48,968
Take me with you!
1220
01:00:49,510 --> 01:00:53,264
So long! By the way,
our adventure was in theaters.
1221
01:00:56,767 --> 01:00:57,768
You okay, Zee?
1222
01:00:58,519 --> 01:00:59,979
Oh, I'm better than okay.
1223
01:01:00,396 --> 01:01:01,438
Whee!
1224
01:01:05,901 --> 01:01:08,487
Kara, I told you to...
1225
01:01:08,696 --> 01:01:10,531
I know what you told me, Kal.
1226
01:01:10,656 --> 01:01:12,700
Just because you think
you're so much better than me
1227
01:01:12,783 --> 01:01:13,927
doesn't mean you can tell me...
1228
01:01:13,951 --> 01:01:16,912
I'm not better than you, Kara.
Not by a long shot.
1229
01:01:19,873 --> 01:01:22,835
Then why are you
always such a jerk to me?
1230
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,795
I never told you this, but
1231
01:01:24,878 --> 01:01:27,548
when you first got here,
I was so excited.
1232
01:01:27,631 --> 01:01:30,843
I thought, finally someone else
who will understand
1233
01:01:30,926 --> 01:01:32,887
just how lonely it is to be...
1234
01:01:32,970 --> 01:01:35,848
Super. You know,
saying it out loud just now...
1235
01:01:36,223 --> 01:01:39,143
Mm, it is kind of pretentious
to call ourselves that.
1236
01:01:39,226 --> 01:01:40,811
You're not lonely, Kara.
1237
01:01:40,895 --> 01:01:43,230
Look at your friends. They're family.
1238
01:01:43,314 --> 01:01:46,358
Then look at mine. Ugh, Batman? Really?
1239
01:01:46,442 --> 01:01:48,485
- Dude's got serious issues.
- Wait.
1240
01:01:48,819 --> 01:01:51,030
Are you jealous of my friends?
1241
01:01:51,113 --> 01:01:53,782
I'm jealous of your strength.
1242
01:01:53,866 --> 01:01:57,077
Okay, I'm only going to say this because
you said something kind of nice, but,
1243
01:01:57,703 --> 01:02:00,998
Kal, you are way stronger than me.
1244
01:02:01,165 --> 01:02:02,917
Well, I am Superman.
1245
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,920
But that's not what I mean.
1246
01:02:07,087 --> 01:02:08,923
I was born with super strength.
1247
01:02:09,089 --> 01:02:12,092
It was handed to me. But, you,
1248
01:02:12,176 --> 01:02:15,012
your strength, your true strength
1249
01:02:15,095 --> 01:02:18,724
of character, of conviction,
you earned that on your own.
1250
01:02:19,433 --> 01:02:21,644
Way before you got anywhere
near a yellow sun.
1251
01:02:23,229 --> 01:02:25,314
Now we know there's gotta be an answer.
1252
01:02:25,606 --> 01:02:28,108
You just gotta use those noggins
right there, man.
1253
01:02:28,192 --> 01:02:30,110
You gotta use them to grab that answer.
1254
01:02:31,028 --> 01:02:32,905
Seriously, man, nothing?
1255
01:02:33,113 --> 01:02:37,701
- Is it a bread box?
- Ding-ding-ding, you got it.
1256
01:02:37,910 --> 01:02:40,788
Man, you're good, kid.
You are good. Whoo!
1257
01:02:49,256 --> 01:02:50,799
Anyone need a lift?
1258
01:02:51,466 --> 01:02:54,678
Any second, your master
shall be set free.
1259
01:03:04,145 --> 01:03:06,481
Heroes! Take them down!
1260
01:03:11,903 --> 01:03:13,363
If I had my mace...
1261
01:03:18,451 --> 01:03:19,452
Huh?
1262
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,163
I shrunk it down to bring to you,
1263
01:03:22,247 --> 01:03:25,625
but totally forgot about it until
you said something. Sorry.
1264
01:03:25,750 --> 01:03:28,128
Oh, I missed you too.
1265
01:03:28,420 --> 01:03:29,629
Hey, Batman!
1266
01:03:30,964 --> 01:03:34,593
So, I know you know about the Joker,
but did you hear about me and Bane?
1267
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:43,226
Oh, you did? Yeah? I beat him
pretty good. First try, too. Heh.
1268
01:03:43,310 --> 01:03:44,910
How'd you do against him
your first time?
1269
01:03:51,067 --> 01:03:54,362
I wish I had a clever remark
about you both being feline villains.
1270
01:04:02,370 --> 01:04:05,540
Looks as if you two
are ready for a cat nap.
1271
01:04:06,124 --> 01:04:07,404
Stick with what you know, Diana.
1272
01:04:12,172 --> 01:04:15,383
Oh, that the hardest Lantern can hit?
1273
01:04:15,550 --> 01:04:16,550
No.
1274
01:04:18,929 --> 01:04:21,014
That is the hardest Lantern can hit.
1275
01:04:21,348 --> 01:04:23,516
Oh, now I get why they went with you.
1276
01:04:24,643 --> 01:04:28,188
Grundy angry.
1277
01:04:30,815 --> 01:04:33,944
How many Lanterns are there?
1278
01:04:34,027 --> 01:04:36,279
Three. It's a big number, I know.
1279
01:04:36,363 --> 01:04:37,948
Keep trying, you'll get there.
1280
01:04:41,993 --> 01:04:44,537
These no hold Grundy.
1281
01:04:44,621 --> 01:04:46,414
Yeah, that's kind of the point.
1282
01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:51,420
Oh, and all without
even throwing a punch.
1283
01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:53,130
Ah, look at that!
1284
01:04:53,214 --> 01:04:56,133
Got you again. Totally feeling
deja vu right now.
1285
01:04:56,217 --> 01:04:57,843
So am I.
1286
01:04:58,970 --> 01:05:01,264
- Back off, slick!
- Huh?
1287
01:05:01,347 --> 01:05:04,600
Throwing cheap shots
at this one's my job.
1288
01:05:05,518 --> 01:05:08,437
Oh, my gosh, you changed your mind.
1289
01:05:08,688 --> 01:05:11,941
Come on! You knew I was always
gonna come around.
1290
01:05:12,024 --> 01:05:14,860
I just wanted to make
one of those perfectly-timed
1291
01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:17,572
bad-guy-turns-good dramatic entrances.
1292
01:05:17,655 --> 01:05:18,823
How'd I do?
1293
01:05:18,990 --> 01:05:21,200
Oh, pretty good. Thanks.
1294
01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:24,245
Can you see what's happening?
1295
01:05:24,912 --> 01:05:27,373
Kryptonite's messing
with my X-ray vision.
1296
01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,083
- Oh, no.
- What is it?
1297
01:05:30,543 --> 01:05:32,712
- She's free.
- Quick, Kara.
1298
01:05:35,631 --> 01:05:36,757
You gotta run.
1299
01:05:37,049 --> 01:05:38,217
She'll come for you.
1300
01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:40,678
I'm not leaving you
like this, Kal.
1301
01:05:40,845 --> 01:05:42,805
Why do you have to be so bullheaded?
1302
01:05:42,889 --> 01:05:45,558
Yeah, yeah, I am bullheaded, aren't I?
1303
01:05:46,017 --> 01:05:47,810
Cythonna, I give up.
1304
01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:49,729
Do you hear me?
1305
01:05:49,812 --> 01:05:51,856
Kara... What are you doing?
1306
01:05:51,939 --> 01:05:52,939
Sorry, Kal.
1307
01:05:53,232 --> 01:05:54,275
I have no choice.
1308
01:05:54,692 --> 01:05:56,152
It's your lucky day.
1309
01:05:56,402 --> 01:05:58,863
I give up to you, Cythonna.
1310
01:05:59,071 --> 01:06:00,615
I'm all yours.
1311
01:06:00,740 --> 01:06:03,242
Kara! No!
1312
01:06:09,290 --> 01:06:10,290
Okay.
1313
01:06:10,458 --> 01:06:11,792
What exactly happened here?
1314
01:06:12,376 --> 01:06:16,172
Felt like evil overdrive.
1315
01:06:16,547 --> 01:06:18,049
Totally grody.
1316
01:06:18,341 --> 01:06:19,341
Ugh!
1317
01:06:22,011 --> 01:06:23,488
That's the last of 'em, Wonder Woman.
1318
01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:25,890
Good work, Hal.
Any sign of Supergirl yet?
1319
01:06:25,973 --> 01:06:28,184
Nope. Not of her or Superman.
1320
01:06:28,601 --> 01:06:29,601
Come on, Kara,
1321
01:06:34,106 --> 01:06:35,107
Kara?
1322
01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:39,612
Kara is gone.
1323
01:06:40,112 --> 01:06:42,657
I am Cythonna.
1324
01:06:44,283 --> 01:06:45,493
What do we do, Wonder Woman?
1325
01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:58,298
Hal, you and the others
get the Legion to safety.
1326
01:06:58,382 --> 01:06:59,383
We got Cythonna.
1327
01:06:59,466 --> 01:07:01,093
No way. She's too powerful.
1328
01:07:01,301 --> 01:07:03,345
Carter, they can handle it.
1329
01:07:03,762 --> 01:07:05,973
This is a job for the Super Hero Girls.
1330
01:07:06,098 --> 01:07:07,098
Mmm-hmm.
1331
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,480
Okay, Dee, what's the plan?
1332
01:07:17,192 --> 01:07:18,652
We fight.
1333
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,906
I was so hoping you would say that.
1334
01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:26,285
Diana!
1335
01:07:36,545 --> 01:07:38,046
Kara, stop!
1336
01:07:38,422 --> 01:07:39,715
Kara!
1337
01:07:40,465 --> 01:07:41,967
Kara!
1338
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:54,104
A rather strange representation
of your inner mind, Kara Zor-El.
1339
01:07:54,646 --> 01:07:56,315
It's my happy place.
1340
01:07:56,398 --> 01:07:59,401
Means I still run things in here.
1341
01:07:59,484 --> 01:08:02,070
I knew I wouldn't stand a chance
against you in the real world,
1342
01:08:02,237 --> 01:08:03,488
but I figure now,
1343
01:08:03,572 --> 01:08:05,866
at least I have some
home-field advantage.
1344
01:08:09,912 --> 01:08:12,789
Wait, are you challenging me?
1345
01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:15,250
Yeah, something like that.
1346
01:08:27,846 --> 01:08:28,847
Kara?
1347
01:08:29,514 --> 01:08:31,683
Guys, she's fighting it.
1348
01:08:35,604 --> 01:08:36,604
What is that?
1349
01:08:38,232 --> 01:08:40,609
What do you mean,
in case I ever got out of line?
1350
01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:42,861
Serious issues.
1351
01:08:47,366 --> 01:08:49,201
You caught me off guard.
1352
01:08:49,534 --> 01:08:51,662
Seems even I underestimated you.
1353
01:08:51,745 --> 01:08:54,040
Yeah, a lot of that going around.
1354
01:09:12,767 --> 01:09:14,769
But you are no match for me.
1355
01:09:19,107 --> 01:09:21,109
Kara, are you still in there?
1356
01:09:21,693 --> 01:09:24,028
Oh, she's still here, suffering.
1357
01:09:35,290 --> 01:09:36,666
Batman, wait!
1358
01:09:38,334 --> 01:09:40,545
I said, stand down!
1359
01:09:43,214 --> 01:09:45,675
Uh, I, I'd do what she says, Bruce.
1360
01:09:46,384 --> 01:09:48,386
Sisters, Kara is in there.
1361
01:09:48,553 --> 01:09:49,929
She needs us.
1362
01:09:51,264 --> 01:09:54,517
Kara, it is Diana. Fight this.
1363
01:09:56,644 --> 01:09:58,813
- Come on, Kara.
- Kick her butt.
1364
01:09:58,897 --> 01:10:00,064
We believe in you.
1365
01:10:00,273 --> 01:10:01,900
Show her who's boss in there.
1366
01:10:08,114 --> 01:10:10,533
We are with you, sister, always.
1367
01:10:11,659 --> 01:10:13,745
- You got this, Kara.
- You got this, Kara.
1368
01:10:13,828 --> 01:10:15,788
- You can do this.
- Do this.
1369
01:10:26,758 --> 01:10:27,842
Kara!
1370
01:10:31,888 --> 01:10:33,348
I believe in you.
1371
01:10:33,431 --> 01:10:34,724
I always have.
1372
01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:36,643
Now kick her butt.
1373
01:10:36,726 --> 01:10:40,813
I can't wait to turn
your despicable world to ash.
1374
01:10:41,147 --> 01:10:44,817
This place only makes me
all of the more homesick for Krypton.
1375
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:47,445
You know what I miss most about Krypton?
1376
01:10:47,946 --> 01:10:49,197
The crystals.
1377
01:11:00,793 --> 01:11:04,505
No, not again. Not again!
1378
01:11:05,172 --> 01:11:07,258
Zee, anywhere but here.
1379
01:11:20,271 --> 01:11:21,480
You did it, Kara.
1380
01:11:21,564 --> 01:11:23,190
Thanks for trusting me, D.
1381
01:11:23,732 --> 01:11:24,732
Hmm?
1382
01:11:29,029 --> 01:11:30,465
It's not like we're besties
or anything now,
1383
01:11:30,489 --> 01:11:32,491
but he is clearing out a room for me
1384
01:11:32,575 --> 01:11:33,951
in the Fortress of Solitude.
1385
01:11:34,034 --> 01:11:35,578
You mean the Buddy Bunker?
1386
01:11:35,703 --> 01:11:37,496
Batman.
1387
01:11:37,871 --> 01:11:38,872
He can wait.
1388
01:11:38,956 --> 01:11:41,959
You know, ever since Robin
got all swept up in his Nightwing phase,
1389
01:11:42,042 --> 01:11:43,627
he's been bugging me.
1390
01:11:43,711 --> 01:11:47,339
Wow. I remember when you would have
killed to be his sidekick.
1391
01:11:47,423 --> 01:11:49,967
Well, I've got my own sidekick now.
1392
01:11:51,635 --> 01:11:54,138
Oh, no, you're the sidekick.
1393
01:11:54,221 --> 01:11:57,558
This girl's a headliner
through and through.
1394
01:11:59,184 --> 01:12:01,312
Besides, if Batman really needed help,
1395
01:12:01,395 --> 01:12:03,522
he's got his League buddies, right, Dee?
1396
01:12:03,731 --> 01:12:06,567
Yes, while I agreed to be
a reserve member,
1397
01:12:06,650 --> 01:12:08,235
my true place is here.
1398
01:12:12,281 --> 01:12:13,282
Wait a minute.
1399
01:12:13,449 --> 01:12:16,201
They're talking about feelings
and what they learned?
1400
01:12:16,285 --> 01:12:18,245
That only happens at the end of the...
1401
01:12:18,329 --> 01:12:21,040
This is the denouement.
1402
01:12:21,373 --> 01:12:22,958
The de-new-ment!
1403
01:12:23,709 --> 01:12:26,170
It's de-now-ement, Lord Fauntleroy.
1404
01:12:26,879 --> 01:12:27,963
Not today, BB.
1405
01:12:28,047 --> 01:12:29,298
This show's over.
1406
01:12:29,381 --> 01:12:31,133
And we weren't even in it.
1407
01:12:31,216 --> 01:12:32,801
I am not understanding.
1408
01:12:32,885 --> 01:12:35,763
You said we had the role
that is big to play.
1409
01:12:35,846 --> 01:12:37,348
Keep watching.
1410
01:12:38,891 --> 01:12:40,809
You know, Zee, I've been meaning to ask.
1411
01:12:40,893 --> 01:12:43,229
Where did you send
that Cythonna crystal anyway?
1412
01:12:43,395 --> 01:12:45,115
You know, since I've come
to terms with this
1413
01:12:45,189 --> 01:12:49,276
whole dark magic part of me,
I figured let it decide.
1414
01:13:04,334 --> 01:13:06,336
Now I know what you're up to,
Control Freak.
1415
01:13:06,586 --> 01:13:09,005
Or should I say, Cythonna!
1416
01:13:16,596 --> 01:13:19,182
Man, it's like a farago of B.O.,
barbecue corn chips
1417
01:13:19,266 --> 01:13:20,684
and rancid strawberry milk.
1418
01:13:21,768 --> 01:13:24,437
Cayenne and onion chips, thank you.
1419
01:13:24,521 --> 01:13:26,982
I knew something was up
when you complimented Robin.
1420
01:13:27,065 --> 01:13:28,358
Who does that?
1421
01:13:28,483 --> 01:13:30,443
But now you've shown your hand.
1422
01:13:30,527 --> 01:13:33,863
And for the record,
I was always on to you, Cythonna.
1423
01:13:33,989 --> 01:13:35,365
Even before Raven was, I'm sure.
1424
01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:38,952
But, I too was waiting for you
to show your hand.
1425
01:13:39,035 --> 01:13:40,035
Really?
1426
01:13:40,078 --> 01:13:42,038
What is my hand, Boy Wonder?
1427
01:13:42,831 --> 01:13:44,499
Well, I could tell you,
1428
01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:46,585
but I don't want to step
on Raven's toes.
1429
01:13:46,668 --> 01:13:48,003
She wants her crystal back.
1430
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:54,551
That's right. It is mine.
1431
01:13:54,676 --> 01:13:55,760
Now, give it to me!
1432
01:13:56,177 --> 01:13:57,429
Starfire, catch.
1433
01:13:58,346 --> 01:14:00,140
- Give what to you?
- Ah!
1434
01:14:00,223 --> 01:14:01,308
The crystal!
1435
01:14:03,268 --> 01:14:05,896
Oh, you mean the crystal
that was in the hand,
1436
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:07,939
but is now no longer in the hand
1437
01:14:08,023 --> 01:14:09,357
because of the keeping of away.
1438
01:14:09,441 --> 01:14:11,234
Give it! Give it.
1439
01:14:11,693 --> 01:14:14,070
Horrible, horrible children.
Give it to me.
1440
01:14:14,195 --> 01:14:15,864
I demand it. My crystal.
1441
01:14:15,947 --> 01:14:18,533
Give it to me, you horrible,
horrible children.
1442
01:14:18,617 --> 01:14:19,617
I will destroy you.
1443
01:14:19,659 --> 01:14:21,620
I will destroy this whole universe.
1444
01:14:21,870 --> 01:14:24,664
We told you, C-train,
we don't do epic threats.
1445
01:14:24,831 --> 01:14:26,751
Raven, send this fool somewhere
they give a snot.
1446
01:14:27,584 --> 01:14:29,210
At once! I demand you.
1447
01:14:29,294 --> 01:14:30,879
Please! I need it.
1448
01:14:30,962 --> 01:14:32,589
No!
1449
01:14:35,425 --> 01:14:36,468
Now what's we gonna dos?
1450
01:14:36,551 --> 01:14:38,803
I means, the TV's crooked, yo.
1451
01:14:38,887 --> 01:14:40,805
Nuh-uh. I can't watch a crooked TV.
1452
01:14:40,889 --> 01:14:43,183
You know the strain
that's gonna put on my neck servos?
1453
01:14:43,975 --> 01:14:47,520
So, Raven, where did you send
our friend and her little crystal?
1454
01:14:47,771 --> 01:14:49,564
I don't know. Somewhere.
1455
01:14:52,817 --> 01:14:56,112
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
1456
01:14:58,114 --> 01:15:00,659
Great Scott, what is this?
1457
01:15:03,495 --> 01:15:05,748
According to the Justice League
computer,
1458
01:15:05,873 --> 01:15:07,833
it's from this crossover dimension.
1459
01:15:07,917 --> 01:15:09,460
Holy crossovers!
1460
01:15:09,543 --> 01:15:11,003
Does this mean the Super Friends
1461
01:15:11,087 --> 01:15:13,923
have to travel to this strange
dimension and return it?
1462
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:33,818
That is going to be a hard pass
from the Super Friends.