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♪
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Oh.
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Aah! [ Gasps ]
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Still not used to that.
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What's the square footage
in this place?
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I could rent this in a day
if I were still alive
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and hadn't been hit
by that bus.
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Yeah, you've said that,
many times.
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You know, you don't need
to brush your teeth.
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There's already fluoride
in the water,
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and that's how
the Illuminati tracks you.
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Well, lucky for you,
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you don't have to worry
about that anymore.
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You don't know that.
[ Knock on door ]
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What?!
Is it gonna be
much longer?
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We agreed when you moved in,
10 minutes of bathroom time,
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and I got one
in the chamber.
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Give me a minute!
That's gross.
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Does he know about
this whole deal?
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No.
Nobody does.
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Are you crazy?
They'd lock her up.
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That's what happens
to truth tellers.
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I really
got to tell Dennis
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to stop giving me
multiple obituaries at once.
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Come on!
Who are you talking to, anyway?
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Nobody. Just listening to
a very annoying podcast.
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Man:
You know lying is a sin?
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How do you feel
about all this, Father?
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I'm very confused about
everything that's happening.
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Mm.
Maybe you should talk
to an Episcopalian.
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♪
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I can't believe they put you
in charge of this festival.
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I know, right?
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It's the newspaper's
biggest moneymaker,
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and usually, they give it to,
like, a section editor,
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and then I realized, yeah,
your girl's a section editor.
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Okay.
Mm-hmm.
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Do they know your sordid history
with the festival?
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Mm.
How when we were
broke staff writers,
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we would just steal
from all the vendors?
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I still can't eat
coconut shrimp.
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Oh, I learned real quick not to
put skewers in your pocket.
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I remember that.
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[ Laughs ]
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Whoa. The IT guy
got a blowout.
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Oh!
Sam, I'm sure you don't mind.
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I needed to find out
what a Karen was,
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and I thought it might
be a sex thing,
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so I didn't want to Google
from my work computer.
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Turns out
it's a compliment.
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Wow, you really got your finger
on the zeitgeist, Lexi.
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I know. Oh! Bad news.
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Bistro Eleven has had to
drop out of
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the food and wine festival.
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I know
who could replace them.
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Do you remember
Nyam Mat,
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that Swedish-Jamaican fusion
place we were obsessed with?
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Of course! Their jerk herring
got us through quarantine.
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Plus, they're really
kind of on-brand
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with what we were envisioning
for the event, right?
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Chic, sexy, but in a casual way,
just like...
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Tilda Swinton!
Tilda Swinton!
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Ha ha, yes!
I love Tilda Swinton.
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She's so... gaunt.
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Sam, you should come over
to my place tonight.
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Dinner on me
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as a little thank-you
for all of your hard work.
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We can finalize the layout
for the event
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while sipping rosé
and mocking our husbands.
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Yes to that.
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I am so sorry.
Rain check on Cricket's?
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Sure. No problem.
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I know you have
a lot on your plate. Thanks.
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Oh, if it helps,
I bet I can get Cricket
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to do a booth
for her wine bar.
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That would help so much.
Thank you.
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How sweet.
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Sam, why don't you come up
to my office,
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try out
my new massage chair?
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I had them take out
the restrictor plate
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so it really
gets in there.
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Mm! Great.
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Heh. Awesome.
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Yeah, have fun
in that massage chair.
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Me and my sciatica
will just be here
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uncomfortably
writing obituaries.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh.
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Dennis: Hey, hey.
Nell: Mm-hmm?
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Just sent you
your next obit assignment.
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Terri Lawrence, the puppet lady
from the '80s.
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Oh.
Ham Hock: Hi.
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I'm Ham Hock.
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Oh, great, a puppet lady. Awesome.
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Oh, I'm more
than a puppet.
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I'm a friend!
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♪
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Oh, Nell, I would love
to do your festival.
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Honey, Monty and I
used to do them all the time,
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and we'd have so much fun.
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But it's a two-person job.
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Maybe I can help.
You know anything about wine?
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I dabble.
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You dabble?
I do.
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Okay.
Tell me about that.
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Mm.
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It's very wet
on the palate.
[ Laughs ]
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No.
Oh.
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Deep garnet color.
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[ Sniffs deeply ]
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Fruit punch,
pipe tobacco.
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[ Slurping ]
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Velvety tannins.
Old World.
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Mm.
Southern Italy.
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Is this
a 2016 Primitivo?
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Yes!
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I hate it.
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How do you know so much
about wine?
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Well, when I was trying
to get my girlfriend,
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I read an article in Glamour--
"Ten Things Women Love."
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Wine was
at the top of the list.
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So, naturally, I learned
everything I could about it.
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Unfortunately, however,
she doesn't drink.
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It's too bad you're out of town
this weekend.
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I'm not.
She asked me not to come.
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Why?
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Women are complex. Mm.
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Like a 2019 Bordeaux.
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Oh!
Can't turn it off.
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So, you can help Cricket?
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Ah?
Hmm?
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I did get a new shirt. Oh.
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No tag, super soft.
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I'm very excited
to get into it.
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Okay.
Yay!
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You guys
are gonna love it.
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Oh, me and my friends always
steal from all the booths.
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But not yours,
of course.
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Huh!
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[ Sniffs deeply ]
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God, I miss bread.
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I am gonna eat and drink
all the food and wine
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at the food and wine festival
until it is just a festival.
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Right.
You're starving yourself.
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How's the
Great Sperm Detox going?
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Well, Ben and I are making
our deposits tonight after work.
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We haven't had
a single drop of alcohol
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or a decent bite of food
in three weeks.
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Oy.
Gotta keep those wigglyboys
a-squigglin'.
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Ew! No. Don't do that. No.
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Dennis: Yes. Do it.
Wonderful news, Sam.
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My father will now be attending
our event to see firsthand
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how well we're marketing
ourselves to our community.
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I just could not be
more... pleased.
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Just because he's the CEO
of a very successful
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media/health-supplement empire
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does not mean
that he's particular.
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No, he's very easy
to deal with,
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but that said, I think adding
just a couple of things
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that I know will get a positive
response could be the move.
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Lexi.
Lexi, I know your dad
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kind of stresses you out,
so you doing okay?
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Uh-huh.
Yeah, totally.
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[ Strained ] Uh!
You're choking me.
Needs to be tighter.
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Yes, listen, I think
just a couple of small things,
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like perhaps have a booth set up
with people hand-rolling cigars.
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That-- That'd be something
easy to do,
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and I can text you the customs
forms for his tobacco concierge.
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So that'll be easy.
Oh!
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We also need to switch out
the jazz band,
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because, um,
jazz agitates him.
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In fact, he doesn't actually
care for anything
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that inspires people
to move their bodies.
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Uh, so maybe, um,
I don't know-- bagpipes!
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Can you get bagpipes?
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Of course you can.
You're magic.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Oh, I don't have
that kind of time.
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Ooh, speaking of time,
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I need you to move up
everything by two hours
to accommodate his schedule.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you!
You're the best.
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Hey.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You guys are screwed. Byeee.
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Is she for real?
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She just comes in here
and dumps work on you
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and messes
with your bangs,
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which were perfect
to begin with, by the way?
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No, it's fine.
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Her dad just throws
a lot at her.
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You're
a very nice person.
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You're like Tilda Swinton
in some movie
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where she does too much
for someone
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who doesn't appreciate her.
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Oh, I'm-- I'm not even sure
who she is.
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The point is, this doesn't
feel like a two-way street.
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Just because a friend
has another friend
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doesn't mean you can't
all be friends.
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[ Whispering ]
Quit it, pig!
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Look, Nell, Lexi and I
are friends, okay?
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So it would be really helpful
if the two of you
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could just figure out
a way to get along.
Of course.
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Just 'cause my friend
has another friend
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doesn't mean we can't
all be friends.
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Okay.
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That's what
I like to hear.
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But I hope
it was sincere.
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♪
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Sam: Oh, my God.
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This was so hard
to pull together last-minute.
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I can't even tell
what's real anymore.
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It seems like
you pulled it off.
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Look at this.
Dennis: Hey.
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Hey.
Hey.
So, we might want to
switch around the booths
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so people eat
before they drink,
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because I don't know
if it's the detox,
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or maybe
it's the empty stomach,
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but this wine
has your boy festive.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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It was not supposed to be
like that.
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It was just changing the time
for Lexi's dad
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screwed everything up.
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Well, I desperately need
some food to soak up this wine,
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so Risotto Hut,
five minutes.
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Sam, babe, what time is
Kilta Kimbo hitting the stage?
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The who what now?
Kilta Kimbo.
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The Scottish Highland
dancing group I booked.
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I--
I thought your dad
hated dancing.
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Correct.
He does,
but he loves kicking.
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[ Engine revving,
horn honking ]
Ah! It's arrived.
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What's--
What's arrived?
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Why is there a monster truck
at my festival?
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I had it donated
so we could raffle it off.
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But I'm gonna make sure
Daddy wins it.
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[ Whispering ]
Our little secret.
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No, that's fraud.
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[ Laughing ]
You're hilarious.
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So, Lex, this is a little bit
more than what I was expecting
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when you asked me to
help you out with this festival.
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Oh, it's nothing my BFF
can't handle.
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My Best Friend,
Figuring it out.
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Well, no,
that would be BFFIO,
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and that's not even
a real thing.
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If I have to make room
for that truck,
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I'm gonna lose tables,
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so I might as well
just lost my mind
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because that seems
more efficient.
Okay, are you breathing?
248
00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,609
I don't know. My chest
is going up and down, but
nothing's going in or out.
249
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,111
It's just
a wine festival, okay?
250
00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:07,153
What's the worst
that can happen?
251
00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,446
Someone could drink
without eating
252
00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:10,031
and they'd get dehydrated
and then they could die,
253
00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,241
then possibly
other people die,
254
00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,742
and then we'd have to go
on the lam
255
00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,202
and dye our hair blond
and move to Portugal.
256
00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:16,788
Portugal?
Okay, nobody's going to die.
257
00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:20,041
But if they did, you would look
really hot as a blonde.
258
00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,794
[ Exhales sharply ]
Okay.
259
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:23,920
Okay, thank you.
260
00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,005
You got this.
Come on.
261
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,966
Alright. Okay.
262
00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:30,218
I am and gonna go and make
this festival my bitch.
263
00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,177
Yes, you are. Okay.
264
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,847
'Cause I'm your real BFF,
you know?
265
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:37,183
Not like a BFF that's utterly
and truly insensitive.
266
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,394
Yeah, 'cause that would be a
BFF-UTI, and nobody wants that.
267
00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:43,148
It's not nice to be mean
about someone's friend.
268
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,566
That's right,
Ham Hock.
269
00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,360
And UTIs
are no joking matter.
270
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,738
This isn't going
to end well.
271
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,864
You know what
I'm in the mood for?
272
00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,323
Hmm?
Some prosciutto.
273
00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:54,159
[ Gasps ]
274
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,827
And so,
much like Aladdin,
275
00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:59,039
we end our journey in a whole
new world with our Syrah.
276
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,123
You can tell
they've tried to extract
277
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:02,208
as much terroir
as possible.
278
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:05,795
[ Laughs ] Drink.
279
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,089
Why?
280
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,633
Monty and I used to play
this wine-snob game.
281
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:14,429
If anyone said "terroir" or
"legs" or "jammy," we'd drink.
282
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,806
He was right about the terroir, though.
283
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,187
I'm starting to think
that it's not the festivals
284
00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,314
that I enjoy so much.
285
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,691
It's Monty.
286
00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,735
We could have fun anywhere.
287
00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:30,153
I'm sorry.
288
00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,822
I guess the heat and the sun
beating down
289
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,240
doesn't have me
in a fun mood.
290
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:39,537
[ Glasses clinking ]
291
00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:40,330
Excuse me.
292
00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,333
Would you mind loaning
my friend your umbrella?
293
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,296
I don't think so.
294
00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,423
[ Whispering ] She just lost
her husband. Ohh.
295
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,469
I'm sorry
for your loss.
296
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,638
Yeah.
I hope this helps.
297
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,388
Thank you.
298
00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,098
You're welcome. Aww.
299
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:01,184
You know, she's also sad
300
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,103
because she doesn't have
a lemonade.
301
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,312
You didn't get
a lemonade?
302
00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,063
Mnh-mnh.
303
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,150
Here you go.
Aww. Thank you.
304
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,152
You're welcome.
Mmm!
305
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,196
This is much tastier
than my tears.
306
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,323
Okay.
307
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,992
Alright now.
Bless you.
Thank you.
308
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,661
[ Laughs ]
309
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,955
Did we just invent
the Widow Game?
310
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,499
I think we did.
Okay! I like it.
311
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,625
[ Laughs ]
312
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,377
Sam:
Okay, it's not perfect,
313
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,212
but it could be
so much worse, right?
314
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,588
It could be
so much worse.
315
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,550
I don't know I would have done
any of this without you.
316
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,592
Lexi: Sam?
Mm?
317
00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:35,927
What is this?
318
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,096
A plate
with a hole in it.
319
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:40,265
It is a hole
for your wine glass.
320
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,142
Yeah, I took this from a woman.
She brought it from home.
321
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,977
I'd like it back.
You stay out of this.
322
00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,270
Now, this is innovation.
323
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,522
This is unique, creative.
324
00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:49,232
It's making all of our plates
look stupid!
325
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,651
Okay, are you being serious
right now?
326
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,279
Because I moved heaven and earth
to make this festival great,
327
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,072
and now you're upset
because the plates
328
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,740
don't have holes in them?
329
00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,201
No, I'm upset because
I hired you to do a job
330
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,661
and you--
you dropped the ball.
331
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,622
Oh, you hired me?
I'm someone you hire now?
332
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,457
Because when you were stressed
and needed
333
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,585
someone to stay up all night,
then I was your friend.
334
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,879
Sam, make no mistake,
I am your boss,
335
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,882
and it is your job to do
exactly what I tell you to do.
336
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,592
And right now, it doesn't feel
like you're up for that job.
337
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,052
Here.
338
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,014
Whoa.
339
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,223
I am so sorry.
340
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,892
That was harsh
even for Lexi standards.
341
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,187
It's fine.
No! It is not.
342
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,688
She claims
to be your friend,
343
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:29,939
and then she treats you
like crap all day.
344
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,317
She's spoiled
and entitled,
345
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,360
and she doesn't deserve you, dude.
346
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,445
You know what?
347
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:36,529
Actually, if she thinks
348
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,156
that I am so terrible
at running this event,
349
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,657
then she can run
the rest of it herself,
350
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:42,911
and you and I can go off
and have fun like we used to.
351
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,495
♪
352
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,122
Cricket: Go!
Okay, come on.
353
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,208
Alright.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
354
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,626
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, you better hurry up.
355
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,420
My father was, um--
he was a connoisseur himself,
356
00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,505
and--
do you have vegan--
357
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,506
I gotta go.
Thank you.
358
00:11:55,506 --> 00:12:00,929
♪
359
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,347
[ Crowd screams, gasps ]
360
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,558
Mm!
Ah!
361
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,851
Look at you!
362
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,103
I don't even know
how you did that.
363
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:11,356
You know what sucks?
Huh?
364
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:14,651
I work my ass off
to make Lexi's event great.
365
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:15,985
She doesn't appreciate
any of it.
366
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,612
No, no, no, no, no. We don't
need to talk about Lexi.
367
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,113
Come on.
We're having so much fun.
368
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:21,032
After I pee, let's go see
if the bagpipers will let us
369
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:21,908
try to play a song.
370
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,409
You're right.
371
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,786
And you've always been right
about her, you know?
372
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,079
Well...
I'm done with her.
373
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,206
She is spoiled
and entitled
374
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,415
and she doesn't deserve me
as a friend.
375
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,710
I tend to be
a good judge of character.
376
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,212
Wrap it up, buddy!
377
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,965
But the good news is,
is that I'm back.
378
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,384
You don't need her anymore.
Heh heh!
379
00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,010
Thank you!
[ Scottish accent ]
It's all yours.
380
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,763
To you.
Whew!
381
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,890
Oh, yeah,
there it is.
382
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,934
You know, someone should
actually tell Lexi
383
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,311
to her face
that she's selfish.
384
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,896
Uh-huh.
And that she's a butthole.
385
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,398
Yeah, she is.
Ha!
386
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,816
And that person
should be me right now.
387
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,566
Huh?
Here I go.
388
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:56,818
Wait, what?
389
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:57,902
No, Sam,
that's a terrible idea.
390
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,404
She's your boss.
Sam!
391
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:01,656
Sam? Huh?
392
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,242
No. Sam?
Sam?
393
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,452
I warned you things
wouldn't end well
394
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,371
if you didn't share
your friend.
395
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,831
You were in there
the whole time?
396
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:10,790
I saw everything.
397
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,459
That is not cool.
398
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,589
[ Elevator bell dings ]
399
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,091
Uh, hey, Lexi.
400
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,969
Um, did Sam come
to talk to you yet?
401
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,679
No, she has not.
402
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,391
Okay, well, it looks like
you're waiting
403
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:31,352
for your dragons to hatch,
so I'll just leave you to it.
404
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,605
This event is
a complete disaster.
405
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,149
I stupidly made
all these changes
406
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,569
just so my father would like it,
and now he's not even coming.
407
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,739
His assistant texted me to say
that he can't make it,
408
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,576
just like my graduation,
my wedding,
409
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,536
my birth.
410
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,247
Uh...
411
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,623
[ Elevator bell dings ]
Alrighty.
412
00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,460
Well, it looks like you have
that under control, so bye!
413
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,759
[ Machinery whirring ]
Ham Hock: Lexi seems sad.
414
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,012
You should never leave
someone alone who's sad.
415
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,430
Put a sock in it, sock.
Okay?
416
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,931
I'm done
with the moralizing.
417
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,895
Why do you find it so hard
to listen to good advice?
418
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,855
Oh, my God, Terri.
419
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,231
I'll be honest,
I completely forgot
420
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,150
you were just a person.
421
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,695
That's okay.
Sometimes I forget, too.
422
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,699
Nell, when I was a child,
I had a terrible stutter.
423
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,619
A lot of the kids
made fun of me.
424
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,579
It made me really sad,
425
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,748
and I closed myself off
from the rest of the world.
426
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:39,253
And then one day,
I drew a face on a sock,
427
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,547
and it made me smile,
428
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,258
and I realized that when
I talked through the puppet,
429
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,635
my stutter went away.
430
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,305
Wow.
That's amazing.
431
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,432
Ham Hock let me
talk to people,
432
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:56,646
and I realized that the ones
who are the prickliest
433
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,190
are hiding that, deep down,
they're in pain.
434
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,568
I know that Ham Hock
may seem silly,
435
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:06,405
but with her help, I make people
who are hurting feel better.
436
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:10,576
And I think you can do that
for Lexi, too.
437
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:14,288
♪
438
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,665
[ Sighs ]
439
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:19,001
♪
440
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,586
Ohh.
441
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,838
[ Elevator bell dings ]
442
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,756
[ Exhales slowly ]
443
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,677
You okay, bro?
444
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,387
I'm fine.
445
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,722
Yeah, it doesn't seem like
you're fine.
446
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,559
Sucks that
your dad sucks, huh?
447
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,643
What are you doing?
Why are you doing this?
448
00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:36,936
Who sent you?
No one.
449
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,647
I--
Just trying to help,
450
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,525
and it seems like
you're sad, so...
451
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,443
Thought you might
want to talk.
452
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,319
Fine.
453
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,782
Yes, my father sucks.
454
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,994
But he's always sucked.
455
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:56,914
I just can't stop thinking about
how terrible I was to Sam.
456
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,458
I mean, I said
such horrible things to her,
457
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,752
and it's just--
it's not like me.
458
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,296
I mean, you do that to me
all the time.
459
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,797
Yes, because I don't care
about you.
460
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,716
Yep.
Just like that.
461
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,178
Look, I know that I can be
kind of... harsh
462
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,763
and intense
and attractive,
463
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,558
but Sam liked me anyway.
464
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,394
She was my best friend,
and I ruined it.
465
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:21,814
And I'm sure
this delights you.
466
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,984
I mean, now you have her
all to yourself.
467
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,486
I know that you...
dislike me.
468
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,993
I don't.
I-I don't dislike you.
469
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,204
I'm just...
470
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,872
a little jealous of you sometimes.
471
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,081
That makes sense.
472
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,253
I'm sorry your dad
did that to you.
473
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,671
You didn't deserve that.
474
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:49,050
♪
475
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,259
Thank you.
476
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,677
Mm-hmm.
477
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:57,058
♪
478
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,726
You're freaking me out.
Go away.
479
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,270
And there she is.
480
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,856
♪
481
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,108
Look, look.
482
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,818
I made some man in a skirt cry.
483
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:08,945
That's some
high-level widowing.
484
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,071
I know.
[ Laughs ]
485
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,322
[ Bagpipes groan ]
486
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:13,950
Thank you.
487
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,409
And thank you for today.
488
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,369
My pleasure.
489
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,581
So what happened with
your girlfriend this weekend?
490
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,707
You never said.
491
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,668
She was in a bad mood
after work,
492
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,127
so I figured
I should leave her alone.
493
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:28,005
Did you ask her
what was wrong?
494
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,800
Damn it.
495
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,553
This is why I need a magazine
list to tell me what women want.
496
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,347
I don't know,
I think your instincts
497
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,224
are mostly pretty good.
498
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,935
Look, I didn't think I could
have fun without Monty
499
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,729
at these things,
and you showed me that I can.
500
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,899
You don't need a list
to be a catch.
501
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,819
So...
should I delete it?
502
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,613
Okay,
let's take a look.
503
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,617
These are not all bad. Mm.
504
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,286
I think your girlfriend
would want you around
505
00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,579
if you did number seven.
506
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,788
I do number seven
all the time.
507
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,623
She says
I'm fantastic at it.
508
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,001
I learned a lot of stuff
from a book by Kim Cattrall.
509
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,211
Suddenly I don't feel so bad
for your girlfriend.
510
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,170
Look at number 10.
511
00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:12,383
Oh, now,
that's some crazy.
512
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,718
Ah, hold on.
513
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:20,433
♪
514
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,769
There you are.
515
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,230
Oh, please don't tell me
you're so drunk
516
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,190
you think
that this is an Uber.
517
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,028
I didn't tell Lexi off.
518
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,654
Yeah, that's probably
for the best.
519
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:34,947
I just can't believe
she said all those
520
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,282
awful things, you know?
521
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,034
I thought we were closer
than that.
522
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,202
You know, when you were
in London and I had the kids,
523
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,079
she was the only one
there for me.
524
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,332
Oh, I suck.
I'm so sorry, Sam.
525
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,625
No, that is
not about you.
526
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,543
You were off living your life,
and that was great.
527
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,921
It's just that I was here,
and I was overwhelmed,
528
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,381
and I didn't know
what I was doing.
529
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,092
And Lexi is the one that
helped me really figure it out,
530
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,969
and I really
leaned on her.
531
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,390
I think you're being hard
on Lexi.
532
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,559
I know. Exactly, right?
It's just...
533
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,352
Wait, what?
534
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,980
She had some bad moments today,
for sure,
535
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,524
but she feels really bad,
536
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,444
and your friendship
means a lot to her.
537
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,488
Okay, am I still drunk,
or are you saying
538
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,697
sort of nice things
about Lexi?
539
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,115
Girl, I'm drunk.
540
00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,784
I mean, that's the only way
to explain that.
541
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,786
No, I'm...
542
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,579
It's not all on her.
543
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,833
You know, I haven't exactly been
looking for Lexi's good side.
544
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,294
I mean, maybe it's because
she doesn't show it to me,
545
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,005
but today
I saw a sliver of it.
546
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,548
It was
a very small sliver,
547
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:36,634
like when you go to
a super-bomb sushi restaurant,
548
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,178
and the sushi chef cuts
that fish real thin,
549
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,429
that it's
almost translucent.
550
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,056
You can see the rice
through it and the wasabi--
551
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,934
Okay. No, I get it.
I get what you're saying.
552
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,647
I'm never gonna love Lexi,
553
00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:51,732
but I am so grateful
that she was there for you
554
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,693
when I couldn't be.
555
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,737
Anyone who cares about you
this much can't be all that bad.
556
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,866
♪ Wake up, kids,
we got the dreamers disease ♪
557
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,493
Nell: It's funny how
the simplest lessons in life
558
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,620
can seem so silly,
559
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,956
but we keep coming back
to them again and again
560
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,624
because they're so true.
561
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625
Oh, thank you
very much.
562
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,876
Help each other.
563
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,753
Be kind.
[ Laughter ]
564
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,547
Share.
565
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,675
Even if life gets more
complicated as we get older,
566
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,010
if we feel left out
or left behind,
567
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,179
one thing never changes.
568
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,975
Nell, we stole all the truffle
fries from Archie's Tater Shack.
569
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,686
Get the ketchup.
Oh, and a fork.
570
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:31,772
Our friends are always there
for us when we need them.
571
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,025
Thanks for all the advice,
Ham Hock and Terri.
572
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,027
Our pleasure.
573
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,739
And always remember
to pee after sex.
574
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,073
♪ Don't give up ♪
575
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,450
♪ You got a reason to live ♪
576
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,868
♪ Can't forget ♪
577
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,286
Hey, save some for me!
578
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,495
♪ We only get what we give ♪
579
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,624
Ham Hock: Hi, Nell.
580
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,834
Ham Hock?
581
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,127
I-- What are you--
582
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,045
Wait, how are--
I pressed send.
583
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,422
It's me-- Tina.
Oh.
584
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,673
I read your obit
about Terri Lawrence,
585
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,718
and it inspired me
to pull out my old Hock Sock.
586
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,346
Turns out, writing about crime
is so much more fun.
587
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,973
Ham Hock:
It's usually the husband.
588
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,475
Give me the pig.
589
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,226
Give me the pig, Tina.
590
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:18,277
♪
591
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,403
[ As Ham Hock ]
Why are you so--
592
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,988
[ Normal voice ] No.
[ Laughs ]
593
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,407
Wow.