1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,796 Someone... someone help me! I'm trapped in a well! 2 00:00:04,796 --> 00:00:07,007 And the waters are rising! 3 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,927 And I'm still in love with Zane! 4 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:11,261 [ Crying ] 5 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,972 Wait, what? No, no! It's over? 6 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:16,225 Announcer: Like waves of emotions, so are "The Tides of Our Days." 7 00:00:16,225 --> 00:00:18,227 Ugh, I need to know how you get out of the well. 8 00:00:18,227 --> 00:00:19,520 Ooh, and when are you gonna find out 9 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,188 that Zane killed your sister? 10 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:22,981 I always knew, darling. 11 00:00:22,981 --> 00:00:24,816 I helped him. 12 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,235 You're so bad. 13 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:29,154 Oh, I love this research for this obituary. 14 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,073 Usually, I'm just Googling to make sure 15 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,407 they don't have a secret second family. [ Knock on door, door opens ] 16 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:34,368 Edward: Can I come in? Hello. 17 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,662 Uh, not really a fair question when you're already in. 18 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,455 I want to make sure you remember to take out the trash 19 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,998 and put your dishes away 20 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,917 and compost your pistachio shells, 21 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,961 and please, if you're gonna steal my toothpaste, 22 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,171 squeeze from the bottom instead of the middle, like a carny. 23 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,422 The gall! 24 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:48,632 I love him. 25 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,841 [Lowered voice] Also, I-I need you 26 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,551 to hold onto a few things for me. 27 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,680 Uh, you know, usually, when you ask someone for a favor, 28 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:55,847 you don't berate them first. 29 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,432 Fair, but my girlfriend Charlotte 30 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,892 is coming to visit from San Diego... [ Gasps ] 31 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,978 ...and I need to make room for her. 32 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,354 I'm finally gonna meet Charlotte? 33 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:04,189 Ooh, the girlfriend's coming. 34 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,483 Oh, classic complication. 35 00:01:06,483 --> 00:01:08,860 I wonder if she's gonna be a complete nightmare 36 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,654 or a jealous vixen. 37 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,906 Or a sleepwalking serial killer that just got out of a coma. 38 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,741 Season 23! Season 23! 39 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,076 Mm. 40 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,995 Whoa, another one? Yeah. 41 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:20,455 Listen, this is the first time she's ever been in my space, 42 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:22,666 and I just need everything to be perfect. 43 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:24,710 Wait, she seriously has never been here before? 44 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,253 No, I go there every weekend 45 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:27,504 from Friday at 6:00 till Sunday at 4:00, 46 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,880 which is the perfect amount of time 47 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,507 for hiking, tacos, and sex. 48 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,467 [ Chuckles ] Multiple times. 49 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,177 Can you please stop? Oh, go on. 50 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:35,262 We're kind of at a make it or break it point 51 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:36,763 in our relationship... Mm. 52 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,057 ...and I think if things go well, 53 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,142 she might move in with us. 54 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,936 Okay, have a nice day. [ Gasps ] 55 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,188 Wait-- Wait-- uh... 56 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:46,940 Did he just say "move in with us"? Yes! 57 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,609 He just let it hang in the air, 58 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,361 like he was begging you to come back 59 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,780 after the opening credits. [ Dramatic music plays ] 60 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,533 - Captions by VITAC-- 61 00:01:56,533 --> 00:02:00,787 ♪ 62 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,415 I just can't imagine what this girlfriend's like. 63 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,584 I mean, if Edward has 30 rules for you, 64 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,377 imagine how many he has for her. 65 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,712 Oh, yeah, but what if she's just like him? 66 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,005 Mm. You know, I-I just-- 67 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,131 I can't imagine living with two Edwards. 68 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,466 That's like living with... 69 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,508 two Edwards. Mm. 70 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:14,885 I have so many questions. 71 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:16,762 Like, who uproots their entire life for a guy 72 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,096 that's she's only known for, like, a few months? 73 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:20,641 Mm! Who would do that? 74 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,852 Phillip? Come on. 75 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,854 No. That was for love. 76 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,689 This is for... Edward. 77 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,899 Mm-hmm. 78 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,567 Hey, Cricket... Mm? 79 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,986 ...is throwing a trivia night at her wine bar... Mm. Mnh. 80 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,404 ...so you should come, 81 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,572 because the winner gets a free wine tasting. 82 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,532 No, no, no, you have to take that down right now, 83 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,826 because if Lexi sees this, she's gonna want to play, 84 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,578 and then her competitive streak will come out. Oh. 85 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:42,746 When we podded together, 86 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,790 game nights were the absolute worst 87 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,166 because she hates to lose. 88 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,584 I'm right behind you, aren't I? 89 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,794 Oh! 90 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:49,795 [ Chuckling ] Hi. 91 00:02:49,795 --> 00:02:51,713 Hiii. Mm. 92 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,548 We're just in here talkin' about break room stuff 93 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:55,217 with, uh, this one. Mm-hmm. 94 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:57,219 Like cream cheese. Mm. 95 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,763 It is, like, so thick. She's a fiend. 96 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:01,807 So I see a little trivia night flyer? 97 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,517 Because count me in. 98 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,018 That sounds fun. 99 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:06,687 Sam, you want to be teammates? 100 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,938 I call Sam! 101 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:08,980 Okay, great. You do that. 102 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,023 I'm gonna go somewhere else. 103 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,608 Oh, Sam. Noooo. 104 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,026 Saaaaaam-- No. 105 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,904 We said no more game nights, okay? 106 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,907 Keith and I are still finding Scrabble tiles in my bushes, 107 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:21,827 and I'm pretty sure there's a "V" still clogging our toilet. 108 00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,870 That was the pandemic. We were all on edge. 109 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:24,871 This'll be fun. [ Scoffs ] 110 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:25,872 What'll be fun? 111 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,416 Trivia night at Cricket's. 112 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:29,626 Oooh, yeah, that does sound fun. 113 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,503 Should I be the leader? No, you're right. That's Lexi. 114 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,964 Look, you're always telling me I need to do more 115 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,382 "regular people" things, 116 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,759 like "not wearing driving gloves" 117 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,011 or "drinking from a can." 118 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,638 I love you, but I'm sorry. 119 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,056 My therapist said I have to 120 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:43,890 establish healthy boundaries, 121 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,226 and so the answer is no. 122 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,019 I'm gonna take that as a maybe, Sam Sam. 123 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,729 ♪ 124 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,023 Your obituary is gonna be as fabulous as you are. 125 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,442 Oh! Three ex-husbands. 126 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,485 Oh. One wife. 127 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:58,196 And you still had time to tour with the Osmonds? 128 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:02,409 I'm just so excited to have my entire story told. 129 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:03,493 [ Both gasp ] 130 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,953 Are you gasping at what I'm gasping at? 131 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,206 The girlfriend is here, ready for her dramatic entrance. 132 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:09,458 ♪ 133 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,585 Hi. You must be Nell. I'm Charlotte. 134 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,253 I'm so excited to finally meet you! 135 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,505 Yeah, yeah. I'm excited to finally meet you, too. 136 00:04:15,505 --> 00:04:16,923 [ Chuckles ] 137 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,925 She looks sweet, but who knows 138 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,302 what's going on under the surface. 139 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,720 Ask her if that's her real nose. 140 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,680 So, like, just, like, tell me everything about yourself. 141 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,223 I mean, is there, like, a specific way 142 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,391 you like to organize your spices 143 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,351 or how you like your toothpaste squeezed? 144 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,520 No, I am very average. Yeah. Oh. 145 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,565 I-I love the beach and hiking with Edward and-- 146 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,066 Oh, I love baking. 147 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,110 I just made these. Oh. 148 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,113 They're Edward's favorite-- chocolate chip skillet cookies 149 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,741 with a hint of cinnamon and a sprinkle of doobie. 150 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:44,910 [ Laughs ] I got the recipe from his Aunt Helen. 151 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:46,578 Not the doobie part. [ Chuckling ] Oh, right. 152 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:48,038 Oh, whoa. 153 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:49,414 ♪ 154 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,333 Is... uh... 155 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:52,667 I-- Whew. 156 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,294 I see that you really put the work in. [ Chuckles ] 157 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,545 I think that maybe we should 158 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:56,838 clean some of this up before Edward gets-- 159 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:57,798 [ Door opens ] Aah! 160 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,049 Hey, handsome. 161 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:00,091 Hey, gorgeous. 162 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:01,301 - [ Sighs ] - Oh. 163 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,261 Mm. Oh. My. God. 164 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,554 I know. 165 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,348 Here come the fireworks! 166 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,099 You made my favorite cookies. 167 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,142 What? 168 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,522 Mmm! These are incredible. [ Chuckles ] 169 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:17,442 Nell... you gotta try these. 170 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,237 Yeah. That-- That is, um, pretty incredible. 171 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,655 [ Chuckles ] 172 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,615 I'm sorry, what are those toes? 173 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:25,450 Charlotte got these awesome mandals for me. 174 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,327 But you hate toes. I hate your toes. 175 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,788 Eddie, be nice. 176 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,248 You're right, baby. 177 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:33,542 Nell, I think your toes are fantastic. 178 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,544 Thank you, Eddie. 179 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,087 Let's get out of here. Okay. 180 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,843 [ Whispering ] He's like a totally different person. 181 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,263 It's like your roommate's been taken over by an evil twin. 182 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,556 Let's put this theory to the test. 183 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,474 Hey, Eddie, I'm gonna grab one of these cookies, 184 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,143 but, eh, I don't have a napkin, so crumbs might go everywhere! 185 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,104 Eddie: Do your thing, girl. 186 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,064 Whoever he is, I hope he stays. 187 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,941 Cool. Cool, cool! 188 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,109 Nope. I'm dead. 189 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,030 Oh. Oh! 190 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,032 [ Laughs ] This is awesome. 191 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,784 Yeah, you never want to watch "Extreme Packrat" with me. 192 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,202 Are you kidding? 193 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,745 I love when people keep their urine in jars. 194 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,163 Oh. Mm! 195 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,708 Speaking of, I have to use the little girls jar. 196 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,084 [ Laughs ] 197 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,419 Can you pause it for me? 198 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,212 Yeah, I can turn it off. I can guess how this ends. 199 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,505 [ Television shuts off ] 200 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:21,923 She gets her life together 201 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,341 and goes to her daughter's wedding. 202 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,426 [ Chuckles ] 203 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,094 [ Breathes deeply ] 204 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,637 ♪ 205 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:29,890 Ah! [ Laughs ] 206 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,266 There he is. 207 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,268 ♪ 208 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:34,644 No. Don't you-- No! [ Motor whirring ] 209 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,937 Get-- No! 210 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,814 Stop it! I wanted to eat those crumbs! 211 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,900 [ Whirring slows, stops ] 212 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,484 [Lowered voice] I like Charlotte. 213 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,278 She's kind and she's smart and she's thoughtful-- 214 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,071 she's always making my favorite cookies. 215 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,990 I totally agree. Charlotte is great. 216 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,491 There are some other pressing issues. 217 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,160 She's soaking the cast-iron skillets in the water. 218 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,911 I can hear them oxidizing from here. 219 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,205 So, why don't you just tell her? It's not that big of a deal. 220 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,498 You're right. Mm. 221 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,125 Will you do it? Huh? 222 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,543 Just tell her how to clean the pans, 223 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,045 and to always use coasters, 224 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,796 and to turn off the water when she's brushing her teeth. 225 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,548 You want me to be the you? 226 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:04,633 Yes. 227 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,384 Be the me. 228 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,428 I don't want to scare her off with all my-- 229 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,763 I mean, they're totally reasonable requests, but-- 230 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:10,972 Mm. 231 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,807 I want this to work. 232 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,059 Nell. 233 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,145 Mm? 234 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,563 Fine. Yeah. 235 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,689 I'll be the you. 236 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:21,858 But if Charlotte moves in, 237 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:24,110 I want rent split three ways, not two. 238 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,570 Fine. 239 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,031 And I get to have as many ice cubes as I want, 240 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,116 hum in the morning, and paint my toenails in the living room. 241 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,534 You can paint, but no pumicing. 242 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:32,535 I can't "pumice" you anything. [promise] 243 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,624 ♪ 244 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,875 Got a minute? 245 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,710 Yeah, sure. What's up? 246 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,462 I just wanted to circle back 247 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,214 on the whole trivia night thing, 248 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:45,465 because... 249 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,801 this could be us, The Fun Bunch! 250 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,761 Lexi, I said no. I have-- 251 00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:50,720 [ Indistinct conversations, telephone rings in distance ] 252 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,263 Oh, it's actually very soft. 253 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,807 It's Prada. [ Breathes deeply ] 254 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,475 Look-- But no, no. 255 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,602 I said no, and I mean no. 256 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,521 Listen, I thought about it, and you're right. 257 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,314 Games bring out the worst in me. 258 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,565 Yeah, I know that. 259 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,693 But you don't know why. [ Breathes deeply ] 260 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,987 When I was a child, my parents made everything a contest. 261 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,364 Literally. 262 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:10,365 One time, they used a game of Monopoly 263 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,700 to determine which of their children 264 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,284 would be sent to a boarding school. 265 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,120 It was a hotel on Baltic Avenue 266 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,997 that bankrupted me and ultimately lost me the game 267 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,708 and consequently sent me to 268 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,544 the Chastity Bainbridge Disciplinary School 269 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,421 for Overprivileged Girls. 270 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,673 Now I understand why you struggle so much with losing. 271 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:29,384 Yes, but, uh, I want to change. 272 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:30,802 I want to be able to go out 273 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:32,470 and have a casual night with my friends, 274 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,806 and, Sam, I just feel like with your help, 275 00:08:34,806 --> 00:08:36,015 I can achieve that. 276 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,520 Okay, fine. We can play trivia tonight. 277 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,231 But the moment it stops being fun, we are leaving. 278 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,109 I gotchu if you gotch me, girl. 279 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,694 [ Sighs ] 280 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,155 ♪ 281 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,240 [ Door closes ] 282 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,700 Hey. What you doin'? 283 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,910 I'm taking Charlotte on a romantic picnic 284 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,912 at the Observatory before trivia night. 285 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,164 She came up with a good team name-- 286 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:01,499 Roomies. Cool. 287 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:02,625 Your neck looks really angry. 288 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:03,752 You okay? I'm fine. 289 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,587 I'm just trying to get used to 290 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:08,131 this poncho Charlotte got me. 291 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:10,050 She said I look like Keanu Reeves in "Point Break." 292 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,469 I looked it up and [Chuckles] he's very hot. 293 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,928 I thought you only wore cotton. 294 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,804 You only wear cotton! 295 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,139 Okay. I'm sorry. 296 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,308 I'm-- I'm just very tired. 297 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,976 Hey, Nell. 298 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,811 You ready, Johnny Utah? 299 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,271 Yeah. I love the way that feels. 300 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,856 [ Chuckles ] 100% pure adrenaline. 301 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:25,899 Come on. Let's go. Oh. 302 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,692 Bye. Yeah. 303 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,693 [ Door opens ] Have fun! 304 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:29,736 Surf's up! 305 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,488 [ Door closes ] 306 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:35,116 Hey, Marlena, does Edward seem off to you? 307 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,826 [ Stammers ] Like, he says he's happy, 308 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,953 but he just seems so exhausted, and-- 309 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,996 Maybe it's all the sex? 310 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:44,459 I know when I first met my wife [chuckles] 311 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,711 we couldn't keep our hands off each other. 312 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,129 It was a romp-fest. 313 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:49,464 Oh, right. That reminds me. 314 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,591 I wrote the opening paragraph for your obituary, 315 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,176 and I think you're gonna love it. 316 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,552 Let's hear it. 317 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,096 "While millions loved watching 318 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,431 sexy, conniving villainess Marlena Quintrell 319 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,600 manipulate the men of Middleton Falls, 320 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,020 she saved the juiciest twist of all for her private life, 321 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,397 when her cast mate husband caught her in bed 322 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,234 with her female makeup artist and soon-to-be wife." 323 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,485 Pretty spicy, huh? 324 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,947 Honestly, I think you have some more work to do. 325 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,616 What are you talking about? 326 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,701 Look, it's got everything you love. 327 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:21,538 Suspense! Intrigue! Romance! Beeping! [ Beeping ] 328 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,790 Wait, sorry, do-- do you hear that? 329 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,416 [ Pulsing ] 330 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:27,001 Is that coming from the box? 331 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,920 [ Pulsing continues ] 332 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,797 Let's see. Male voice: Cower before me, traitor! 333 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,882 For I have taken the life force of countless basilisks! Oh! 334 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,552 It's, uh, one of his "Star Rim" figurines. [ Pulsing ] 335 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,554 It's from his favorite video game. Hm. 336 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:38,888 Yeah, it's like everything that brings him joy-- 337 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:41,349 his magic tricks and his Rubik's Cube 338 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,018 and his video game paraphernalia. 339 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,104 Huh. [ Clatters lightly ] 340 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,272 I thought he was just hiding 341 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:48,523 his anal apartment rules from Charlotte. 342 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,818 I didn't realize that he was hiding... himself. 343 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,361 [ Chuckles softly ] 344 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,487 Why do you think he would do that? 345 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,738 [ Door closes ] 346 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,991 You have to go ask him. 347 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,742 [ Dramatic music plays ] 348 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,077 Hey, you're back. 349 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,620 I forgot our collapsible cups. 350 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,497 Right. Um... 351 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,375 You know, your robot monster in the box was beeping. 352 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,919 My Zamatron-X39 with the dual engine laser blasters? 353 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,045 Yep. Is he okay? 354 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,463 Yeah, I turned it off. 355 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:14,507 Okay. The galaxy thanks you. 356 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,926 Um, hey, hey, wait. 357 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,637 Uh, I couldn't help but notice everything else in the box. 358 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,681 I-I mean, I know it's none of my business, 359 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,351 but, um, it just-- it just feels like 360 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,604 you're hiding all your favorite things away. 361 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,398 Okay. Thank you for your wholly unsolicited advice. 362 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,609 You haven't really enjoyed yourself since she's been here. 363 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,943 I'm perfectly happy. 364 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,069 You're definitely not. 365 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,489 You're just my roommate, Nell. 366 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,741 Okay? 367 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,701 Stay out of it. 368 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,119 ♪ 369 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,583 Are you kidding me? Nope. 370 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,543 Then he said, "You're just my roommate. 371 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,003 Stay out of it." 372 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,214 And I'm like-- I'm supposed to say something, though, right? 373 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,216 I just think it's best to tread lightly 374 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,218 when criticizing someone else's relationship. 375 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,261 Mmnnnnn, is it, though? 376 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,430 Look, when I told you to go a little slower with Phillip, 377 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,140 you didn't exactly love that. 378 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,267 Okay, but I was only mad at you for like a minute. 379 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,268 Excuse you. 380 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,603 Or two years. That's right. 381 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,813 So maybe Edward just needs to figure it out for himself, 382 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:11,856 like you did. 383 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,149 Hey, Roomie. Oh. 384 00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,734 Get over here. 385 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,361 - Hmm. - Here we go. 386 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,029 [ Indistinct conversations ] 387 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,615 - Roomie. - Roomie. 388 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:23,159 ♪ 389 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,870 Oh, everyone looks so nice and friendly. 390 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,247 [ Chuckles ] 391 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,749 Hello, fellow trivia aficionados. 392 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,751 Excited for some playful sparring 393 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,544 with all of you tonight. [ Chuckles ] 394 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,380 We're The Fun Bunch. 395 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,173 That's a pretty clever name. It is. 396 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,925 What state school did you go to to come up with that? 397 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,134 [ Laughter ] 398 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:43,096 Hey! Mm. 399 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,556 [ Strained ] Have you ever tried Gouda? 400 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:48,226 It's the most fun of the cheeses. 401 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,687 It's a real gift to the palate. 402 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,063 That is the spirit, Lexi, okay? 403 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,439 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 404 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,442 We will have fun, and that is the point, okay? 405 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,111 How's everybody doing? 406 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,238 - Whoo, whoo! - Yeah! - Trivia! 407 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:04,284 First category is magic, kind of like me on this mic. 408 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,702 Ha ha! 409 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:10,498 This turn-of-the-20th century magician became so famous 410 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:15,086 that his traveling magic show required eight train cars. 411 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,130 God, I don't know anything about magic. 412 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,214 Nell? Mnh. [ Clicks tongue ] 413 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,465 If I was to guess, I would say, mm, 414 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,134 greatest magician of all time... 415 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,137 Let's go with... Criss Angel? 416 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,806 No! Criss Angel is a hack and an embarrassment, 417 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,475 and Criss Angel wasn't the turn of the 20th century. 418 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,685 It's Howard Thurston. 419 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,145 Oh. 420 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,438 Babe, how do you know so much about magic? 421 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,817 My nephew is in a bit of a magic phase right now. 422 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,319 [ Chuckling ] He doesn't shut up about it. 423 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,655 [ Chuckles ] He's kind of a doofus. 424 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,616 Sounds like your nephew knows who he is and is fine with it 425 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,453 and, you know, doesn't mind letting his nerd flag fly. 426 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,580 Yeah. He's a doofus. 427 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,206 Okay, you write whatever you want to write down. 428 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,042 I'm just-- I'm-- I need a break. 429 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,418 Um... 430 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,962 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 431 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,547 Aah! Oh. Hello. 432 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,133 You're being too subtle with Edward. 433 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,218 You need to be more direct. 434 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:06,429 Tell him he can't hide his true self. 435 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,889 Oh, Marlena, come on. 436 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:10,016 Just stop pushing the drama, okay? 437 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,602 This is my life, not some silly soap opera. 438 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,397 Well, my life isn't any silly soap opera either, 439 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,150 which is why I hated what you wrote. What? 440 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,861 What you referred to as the "juiciest twist of all" 441 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,280 was one of the most painful things I've ever been through. 442 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,573 Oh. 443 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,326 I spent so many years in the closet, 444 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,369 trying to live up to expectations, 445 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,582 and I wasted so much time denying who I was. 446 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,417 [ Sighs ] 447 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,669 I could've been with my wife so much sooner 448 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,672 if a friend would have just told me what I needed to hear, 449 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:46,719 just someone to encourage my genuine, authentic self. 450 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,429 ♪ 451 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,474 Pretending to be someone you're not on the screen 452 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,558 is one thing, 453 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,770 but pretending in your personal life 454 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,106 is just downright debilitating. 455 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,566 Help him. 456 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,944 I-- [ Sighs ] 457 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,113 I wouldn't say he thinks we're friends. 458 00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,615 Well, that's a shame, 459 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,534 'cause it sure looks like you are to me. 460 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,496 Yeah? Yes. 461 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,791 ♪ 462 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,042 Thanks, Marlena. 463 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,171 I'm gonna write you that obituary you deserve. 464 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,257 Oh, I know you are. [ Both chuckle ] 465 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,508 Or I'll posses someone you love. [ Door opens ] 466 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,176 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 467 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,594 My life is weird. 468 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,557 Uh, um, excuse me, Edward. Could we talk privately? 469 00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,976 Um, I-I need to talk to you about the electric bill. 470 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,727 I don't want to talk about the electric bill. 471 00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,146 Yeah, well, unless we talk about it, 472 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,522 then the power's gonna get shut off 473 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,940 and we're going to waste a lot of oat milk. 474 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:41,732 Oat milk doesn't go bad. 475 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,817 Just come with me. 476 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,403 [ Smooches ] 477 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:46,404 Thank you. Mm-hmm. 478 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,201 What? 479 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,036 Look, I, um-- 480 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,746 I know you only think of me as your roommate, 481 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,249 but I think of you as my friend, 482 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,042 and as your friend, 483 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,627 I'm gonna tell you what you need to hear. 484 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,753 Mm-hmm. 485 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,338 [ Breathes deeply ] 486 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,841 What you're doing is not healthy. 487 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,593 Hiding who you are, you're not just lying to Charlotte-- 488 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,594 you're lying to yourself. 489 00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,473 Nell, I'm 35 years old, and I'm tired of being alone. 490 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,977 And I can tell that you like 491 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,479 this version of me better, anyway. 492 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,064 I genuinely like the real you. 493 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:27,486 You're smart and you're funny and you're wildly honest, 494 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,156 which can be, uh, really frustrating, 495 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,491 but it's also so very refreshing. 496 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,410 Oh. 497 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,370 If you really want to give this relationship a chance, 498 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,123 you got to show Charlotte who you really are, okay? 499 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,958 You both deserve that. 500 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:44,337 ♪ 501 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,755 Okay. I trust you. 502 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,964 ♪ 503 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,799 Okay. 504 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,677 Also, by the way, I-I did forget to pay the electric bill. 505 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,845 I'll see you inside. 506 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,222 ♪ 507 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:55,806 It's like living with a child. 508 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,391 ♪ 509 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,727 Don't be sad that you're losing, State School. 510 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,689 I didn't go to a state school. I went to the Olympics. 511 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,441 Oh, let me guess-- dressage? 512 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,776 [ Laughs ] 513 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:07,985 Look at me. 514 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,154 I'm riding a fancy horse. Oh, fancy. 515 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,447 Stop it. That's not proper form! [ Laughter ] 516 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,824 I'm sorry, Sam, but I need to leave. 517 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,993 I am on the verge of becoming a version of myself 518 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,703 that not a lot of people like to be around, 519 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,705 and, frankly, I don't really care for it, either. 520 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,249 No, no, stay. 521 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,293 I am so proud of all the work that you've done here tonight, 522 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,212 but I don't want to change completely who you are, 523 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,714 because I think all of us could use 524 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,383 a little cutthroat Lexi right now. 525 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,051 Mm. 526 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,135 What are you saying? 527 00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,262 Let's cut a bitch. 528 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,097 [ Chuckles ] 529 00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,765 There we go. Hold these. 530 00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:41,143 Let's [bleep] up, boys. 531 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,478 Name the state capital-- Boise. 532 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:45,147 Dover. Phoenix. Little Rock. Juneau. Jackson. 533 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,357 Topeka. Trenton. Bismarck. 534 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,942 Stop me when you've heard it, Cricket. 535 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,777 Topeka! The Golden City. 536 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,070 Giddy up, turds. 537 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,780 Houdini. Yes! 538 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,365 "Space Invaders." Yes! 539 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:55,908 Megatron. Yes! 540 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,910 "Invader Zim." Yes! 541 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,328 [ Laughing ] Oh, my God! 542 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,538 [Bleep] 543 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,956 "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Yes. 544 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,958 Whoo! The 1978 version. 545 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,752 [ Cheers and applause ] 546 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,464 This multi-player video game takes place in outer space, 547 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:13,926 and it contains over 600 hours of gameplay. 548 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,012 "Star Rim," and it actually contains 549 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:18,973 over 600 hours of potential gameplay. 550 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,850 The main storyline can be completed 551 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,643 in as little as 200 hours, 552 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,145 as seen in the speed run performed 553 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:28,524 by Underscore IceKing32 on Twitch. 554 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,443 [ Crowd murmuring ] [ Both snap fingers ] 555 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,863 And now it is time to announce the final scores. 556 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:37,783 P.H. Deez Nuts comin' in at a hot 38 points. 557 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,410 [ Crowd ohhs, whistles ] 558 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,288 And then makin' news back there is The Fun Bunch 559 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,624 with a whopping 46 points. 560 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,833 Yes! Oh! [ Cheers and applause ] 561 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,712 And coming in at a staggering 62 points, 562 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,297 it's The Roomies! 563 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,134 Yes! Dude! [ Cheers and applause ] 564 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,220 [ Chuckling ] I had no idea that you knew so much 565 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,974 about... all that stuff you knew about. 566 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,976 Charlotte, my nephew isn't a doofus. 567 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,772 I'm a doofus. 568 00:19:07,772 --> 00:19:09,649 If this relationship is gonna work, 569 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,735 I think you need to know that I'm a video-game-playing, 570 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,112 Rubik's Cube-solving, action-figure-collecting nerd. 571 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,740 And also, Nell isn't the one who's particular 572 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,201 about skillet care. 573 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,202 I am. 574 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,995 [ Chuckles ] Yeah. 575 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,039 Also, this, um, poncho, 576 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:28,668 it feels like sandpaper and I'm gonna take it off forever. 577 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,711 ♪ 578 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:31,754 Okay, okay. 579 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,924 [ Sighs deeply ] 580 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,592 And I do magic. 581 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,638 Is this your coaster? 582 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,890 It is now. 583 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,392 There he is. 584 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:47,103 [ Sighs ] Um... 585 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,773 I am so happy that we're being honest, 586 00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:53,067 because I have been holding back some things as well. 587 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:57,530 Um, Edward, I know you're an environmental lawyer... 588 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,365 but I hate these paper straws. 589 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:01,492 They're completely useless. [ Scoffs ] 590 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,036 Besides, how much can one person really do 591 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,746 for the environment, anyway? 592 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,915 And does recycling really matter? 593 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,750 [ Breathes deeply ] 594 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,835 Ah. 595 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,253 Whew. [ Chuckles ] 596 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,671 I'm gonna go get us some real straws. 597 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:18,801 ♪ 598 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,177 I'm gonna have to tell my parents 599 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,846 I'm sleeping with a turtle murderer. 600 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,889 ♪ 601 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,520 [ Pulsing ] [ Door opens ] 602 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,855 [ Gasps ] Hey. How'd it go with Charlotte? [ Door closes ] 603 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,940 Charlotte confessed that the compost bin I got her 604 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,775 is where she keeps her keys and her wallet. 605 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,445 I confessed that "Hoarders" gives me night terrors. Mm. 606 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,655 So... 607 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,490 we decided to take a break. Ohh. 608 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,617 I think I was so focused on what she wanted, 609 00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,912 I didn't really take the time to consider what I wanted. 610 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,706 What is this? I thought you should know 611 00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,082 that you don't have to hide who you are around me. 612 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,959 There are no rat archers in "Star Rim," 613 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,169 but thank you. 614 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,920 You got it. 615 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,505 And just so you know... [ Clears throat ] 616 00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,050 ...I'm not going to hide who I am around you either. 617 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,052 Hmm? 618 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,847 Okay, I'll let you be a little disgusting troll... 619 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,640 Oh! [ Sighs ] 620 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,350 ...because you're my friend. 621 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,936 [ Gasps ] You said it. I'm your friend. 622 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,396 I'm your friend? Yeah. 623 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,565 I'm your friend?! [ Chuckles ] You're my friend. 624 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:15,691 I don't like that. Okay. 625 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,193 I don't like that. No backsies. 626 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,611 [ Gasps ] 627 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,029 Whoops. 628 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,697 I am saying this as your friend. 629 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,491 Yeah? You're a terrible roommate.