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[light music]
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I loved that guy
for five years.
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Threw my life away for him.
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Moved to another country
for him.
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Learned how to play pickleball
for him.
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But now I--
I just don't know what I feel.
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Well, I know what I feel.
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I feel anger
with a smattering of rage.
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And I feel a dampness
coming from the backseat.
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Tilly just spilled her juice
this morning.
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Why am I here?
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You're here to support
your friend.
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I thought
being a friend meant
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going to the movies together,
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not going on stakeouts.
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See? You're learning.
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Now get in there and find out
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what Phillip is doing
in Pasadena.
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How am I gonna find that out?
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Pretend that
you're a customer.
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Ask about pastries,
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and just, uh, you know,
make small talk.
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What if he asks me
for my name?
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You make one up.
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This is a bad plan.
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I--I don't know how to do
this kind of stuff.
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I--I'm not sure
what to do with my body.
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Well, you take your body,
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and you just put it
in the line.
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Oh, I hate this.
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[car door opens, closes]
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Don't you find it odd that
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Phillip's just suddenly
in Pasadena?
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You know,
didn't say he was coming.
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Nothing about this pop-up
on his social media.
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Nah, he can be
so unpredictable.
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He's the guy
that'll show up anywhere.
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Except when I lost the baby
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and wanted to go
to couples therapy.
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Yep, there it is,
that smattering of rage,
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just bubbling up again.
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Okay. Edward's in there.
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Wow.
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He really doesn't know
what to do with his body.
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Can I just--I can't see.
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Yeah, that's weird.
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I've never seen
someone run like that
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that wasn't an eighth grader
with a roll-y backpack.
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♪ ♪
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[panting]
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- Well?
- I gotta say...
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uh, Phillip's a total ten.
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Did you ask him
what he's doing in Pasadena?
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I did.
He said it beats Antarctica.
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Oh, my God,
that is not an answer, Edward.
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He's very charming
with his accent.
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♪ ♪
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Uh-oh, he's looking at us.
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- Go!
- Buckle up, buckle up.
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Go, go, go! Punch it!
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I'll punch it
when everyone is safe!
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Everybody safe?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Again, I am so sorry
for your loss,
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and thank you so much
for taking the time
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to talk to me about Janice.
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I have never written about
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such a dedicated
and tireless worker.
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Okay, bye.
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So this is what
ploppin' down on a couch
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in the middle of the day
feels like!
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[laughing] Oh!
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I wish I had done more of this
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before I kicked the bucket.
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Sounds like being a mail lady
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in a little town kept you busy.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Did you ever take a day off?
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Not once in 43 years.
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One time, I delivered mail
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in a snowstorm
while passing a kidney stone.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, while I'm here,
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I wanna do all the things
I never got to do.
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- Oh.
- Like, can you get me
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in front of one of those
TikToks?
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Hey, seeing that you're
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kind of permanently retired,
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can you help me
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not get junk mail?
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Do you feel like
Bed Bath & Beyond coupons
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are junk mail?
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Of course not.
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Oh, well, then
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don't mess with the system.
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[notification chimes]
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Oh, God.
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♪ ♪
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He texted me.
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- Get out.
- Who did?
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He saw us in the car,
and he wants to talk.
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No way.
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Who does?
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So he froze you out
for months
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when you needed him the most,
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and now he just saunters in
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and wants to, like, hit
old town Pasadena or something?
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Is this that cable guy
that never showed?
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Sharp journalistic mind
on this one.
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[whispering] It's Phillip.
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Audible gasp.
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You should go talk to him.
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He has a message, and messages
need to be delivered.
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And speaking of delivery,
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can we get a pizza up in here?
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I wanna see what
that stuffed crust looks like.
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I think I should see him.
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I mean, not just for him,
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but for me, right?
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It might give me closure.
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Okay, but I'm going with you,
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for moral support
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and so I can glare at him
from the car.
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Thank you. I'll tell him
we'll stop by after work.
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Great.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, good, you're leaving.
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Now I don't have to have
that awkward conversation
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where I ask you to go.
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Thanks for sparing
my feelings, Lexi.
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You're so welcome.
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She has got big
"do not bend" energy.
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Team, we have some very
important business to discuss.
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What is it?
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There was a nine-car pileup
on the 5.
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- Oh.
- But put a pin in that.
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Who's ready to plan
a little girl's birthday?
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Hey!
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Tilly is so excited
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for her and Kendall's
princess birthday party.
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Kendall is too.
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Except she doesn't want it
to be a princess party.
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She wants it to be
a work party!
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- Yay!
- A five-year-old work party?
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She woke up this morning
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and saw Mama
in her business blazer
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and said,
"I wanna be just like you."
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I mean, who am I
to tell her no?
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We can have it here
at the office,
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and Kendall requested that
you be the tiny journalists'
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- editor of fun.
- Great.
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I mean, what else do I have
to do on a Saturday afternoon?
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Certainly not wait around
for same-day "Wicked" tickets.
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Yeah, I don't know, Lexi.
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You know, Tilly is really,
really excited
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about having
a princess birthday party.
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You know, she wants to wear
her princess dress
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and decorate the crowns
and drink her tea.
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She can still be a princess.
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We can decorate half of
the office for the princesses
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and half of it
for the baby bosses.
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Okay. All right.
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I guess I can just stay late
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and figure out
how to turn half the newsroom
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into a princess castle.
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Excelente!
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Oh, and um,
someone should really look into
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that nine-car pileup.
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If you are busy decorating,
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how are you going to chaperone
Nell and Phillip?
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Balls.
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- [ringtone playing]
- Hello.
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Nell is going
to meet Phillip after work,
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and she cannot go alone.
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- Who is this?
- It's Sam.
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Is this your phone voice?
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Yes, I guess so.
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It's different.
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You need to go
to support her.
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I should go support her
because I'm her best friend,
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but it is impossible
to be a best friend,
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a style editor, a mother,
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and apparently now
a party planner.
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Having it all is a myth.
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I know, right?
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I'm gonna go with Nell.
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Not only because
she's my friend,
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but because your phone voice
is very convincing.
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Thank you?
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[soft suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[bell ringing]
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♪ ♪
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Sorry, we're closed.
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Just wanted to see
if I can grab a bombolone.
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Nell.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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You look great.
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So do you.
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So do we--do we hug?
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Do we shake hands?
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Do we just wave?
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We hug?
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So how's it going?
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She's inside.
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I'm looking right at her.
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Ooh, how does she look?
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Good.
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I'm surprised she didn't
dress up more, though.
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Is she happy?
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Is she sad?
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Hard to tell.
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She's smiling.
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What kind of smile?
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Like, a "I'm so happy
I came to see Phillip" smile?
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Or "I want to smack
his pretty face" smile?
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I don't know.
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- She's smiling.
- Edward!
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So what brings you
to Pasadena?
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Beats Antarctica.
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That is not as clever
of an answer
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as you think it is.
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A friend asked me
to come help him
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do a pop-up,
and I owed him one.
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And I'm actually
really glad I did,
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because it's given me
the chance
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to do something
I've wanted to do for a while.
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Apologize.
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Whoa.
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When we went through
our hard time,
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I shut down,
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'cause I was afraid.
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I--I didn't know
how to handle my emotions,
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so I pretended like
I didn't have any,
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which only made you
feel terrible.
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And I didn't give you
the support that you needed
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or that you deserved,
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and Nell, I'm truly sorry.
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Wow. Thank you.
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I think I really needed
to hear that.
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You also need to eat
this bombolone.
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Wait. Hold on.
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It looks like
he's giving her a pastry.
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Fluffy. I'm jealous.
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Thank you
for that information, Edward.
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I'm really glad I came.
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Yeah, I think I needed
that closure.
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And I was hoping
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you have something to say
to me.
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Um, these pastries
are really soggy.
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That's not true.
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I know, they're perfect,
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but that's all
I have to say to you.
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I apologized to you, Nell.
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Yes, for good reason.
You owed me one.
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- And you owe me one.
- For what, Phillip?
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For how you left.
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That's the reason
why you came here.
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- [scoffs]
- Of course.
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Oh, I should've known.
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You should've just gone on up
to Antarctica.
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Or down.
Which one has the penguins?
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I'm a chef.
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I don't know the geography
of penguins!
266
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,291
[dramatic music]
267
00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,292
Goodbye, Phillip.
268
00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:22,293
♪ ♪
269
00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,086
How'd it go?
270
00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,464
Exactly how I should've known
it was gonna go.
271
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,678
Did you know that you forget
to bring me a pastry?
272
00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,847
♪ ♪
273
00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,223
I can come back later.
274
00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,519
I can't believe that
he asked for an apology.
275
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,437
I know.
276
00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:45,859
So, um, like, how did you
leave Phillip, anyway?
277
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,694
You know, did you have to sort
through everything?
278
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,362
Like,
"Hey, you take the toaster,
279
00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,488
and I'll take the vodka."
280
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:52,949
Kind of.
281
00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:54,826
It was, uh, actually...
282
00:08:54,826 --> 00:08:56,077
opening night of his restaurant
in London.
283
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,538
Damn,
he must've been so angry
284
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,956
when you told him
you weren't gonna go.
285
00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,833
Uh, I didn't tell him.
286
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,376
Yeah, he was already there,
and I was supposed to meet him,
287
00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,754
but instead, I just... left.
288
00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:06,838
To, like, a hotel?
289
00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,715
- To Pasadena.
- Damn.
290
00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,216
What did he say
when you called him?
291
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,801
- I never called him.
- Text him?
292
00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,053
- No.
- WhatsApp?
293
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,345
I never spoke to him
until today.
294
00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:15,430
Oh.
295
00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,140
What? Is that bad?
296
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,142
I mean,
it's a pretty drastic way
297
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:22,437
to end a five-year relationship
right before the wedding.
298
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,149
- It is.
- Yeah.
299
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,235
[soft music]
300
00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,571
It's a good thing
I never saw reality TV,
301
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,907
or I would've been
one of those postal carriers
302
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:36,117
that just dumps the mail
in the river every day
303
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,911
so I could stay home and watch.
304
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,162
[TV turns off]
305
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,371
I can't believe you went back
306
00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,415
- and bought pastries.
- I had to.
307
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,334
The smell was in my sweater,
and it was haunting me.
308
00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,919
The man ruined my life, Edward.
309
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:48,046
You have to be able
to separate the man
310
00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,464
from the bombolone, Nell.
311
00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,716
Well, then go and eat them
in your room,
312
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,510
or I'm gonna walk all over
our rugs in my street shoes.
313
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,386
You don't have to be venomous.
314
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,429
Thank you.
315
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,305
Mmm.
316
00:09:58,348 --> 00:09:59,682
So?
317
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,893
Should I just sit here
and say nothing
318
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,520
when I think
you need to hear something?
319
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,355
I just don't think
that delivering mail
320
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,940
applies to my situation.
321
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,109
Oh, I'm gonna return
that comment to sender.
322
00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:11,569
I'm sorry.
323
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,280
What do I need to hear?
324
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,573
Let me tell you
a little story.
325
00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,492
When I was in high school,
326
00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,829
I stole a boy who went
to a dance with my sister.
327
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,789
Whoa, Janice!
328
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,499
That's why you love reality TV.
329
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,875
You are nasty.
330
00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,293
Well, we fell in love.
331
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,420
We got married.
We had a family.
332
00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:32,423
We were together for 42 years.
333
00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,634
But my sister never forgave me.
334
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,136
Never talked to me again.
335
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,721
But every year on her birthday,
336
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,142
I'd write her
and tell her that I loved her
337
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,393
and that I missed her.
338
00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,353
Did you have to pay
for postage?
339
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,229
You know what?
Never mind. Go on. Yeah.
340
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,524
I never got a reply
until this year.
341
00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,818
My sister finally reached out.
342
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,528
Did you deliver her letter
to yourself?
343
00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:56,281
Look, dumbbell,
I said what needed to be said
344
00:10:56,281 --> 00:10:58,074
to the people in my life.
345
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,868
If you still have
a message for Phillip,
346
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,661
you have to send it.
347
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,496
Not just for him, but for you.
348
00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,583
So to get my closure,
349
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,668
I need to tell Phillip
I'm sorry for how I left.
350
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,919
Yes.
351
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,963
You also need to press play,
352
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:15,300
because I have to watch
all of Hulu today.
353
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,844
[light music]
354
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:20,054
Here we go.
355
00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,472
Hi.
356
00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,641
Hi, Kendall.
You ready to go to work?
357
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,227
I'm just looking
for an excuse to fire someone.
358
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,812
- Oh, wow.
- She's joking.
359
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,981
In our family, we don't let
the children fire anyone
360
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,024
until they're at least seven.
361
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,442
Can I put someone on notice?
362
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,568
Of course, sweetie.
363
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,028
It is your birthday.
[elevator dings]
364
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,696
- Hi.
- Hi!
365
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,072
Welcome to the rat race, ladies.
366
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:40,074
Loving the business casual.
367
00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:42,744
Yes, but there are lots
of princess dresses
368
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,162
and princess crowns
369
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,247
for anybody that wants to be
a little princess today.
370
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:49,125
There's also tiny briefcases,
coffee cups,
371
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,961
and a real-life editor, Dennis.
372
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,379
Okay, journalists,
373
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,006
who wants to join me
in the conference room
374
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,674
for the tiny editors meeting?
375
00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,092
all: Yeah!
376
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,761
Great, we can go over
the tiny numbers
377
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,721
for this year's
tiny fiscal year budget.
378
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,514
Well, doesn't that
sound like fun?
379
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,642
all: Yeah!
380
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,851
♪ ♪
381
00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,478
[sighs]
382
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:09,520
Don't worry, Tilly, okay?
383
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,813
I'm sure some of the girls
384
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,274
are gonna want to do
princess stuff.
385
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,400
Plus, I've been
to Dennis's meetings.
386
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,777
He can't hold a room.
387
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,612
Okay, first order
of business.
388
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,281
My husband, Ben, and I
are having a child soon,
389
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:23,785
and I don't really know how
to communicate with your kind.
390
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,536
So if I need to speak slower
391
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:27,830
or if you need me
to make my voice higher,
392
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,831
then I can.
393
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,583
Just--just let me know.
394
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,543
I guess I'll just tell you
what an editor does.
395
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:36,673
Uh, so an editor,
we manage deadlines.
396
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,549
We check sources.
397
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,135
We worry about layoffs.
398
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,595
I know it's boring.
399
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,347
It's not the most interesting
way to spend a Saturday.
400
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,724
Usually,
this editor is at brunch
401
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,102
getting turnt off some mimosas
and slurring his egg order.
402
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,688
[laughter]
403
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,689
This girl gets it.
404
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,773
I like your jacket.
405
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,149
Thank you.
It's The RealReal.
406
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,150
Shh. Don't tell anybody.
407
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,193
[laughter]
408
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,820
What do you think
of my new frames?
409
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:00,113
They make your eyes pop.
410
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,615
Okay, we have some taste
in the room.
411
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,992
We make a good hang.
412
00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,994
We do make a good hang.
413
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,203
All right,
who's got the hot goss?
414
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,331
My mommy went
to the hospital,
415
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,083
and now her nose is small.
416
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,751
Viola, this isn't tea.
417
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,044
This is double espresso.
418
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,547
[laughter]
419
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,715
Here we go.
420
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,717
One last message.
421
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,011
I helped deliver them all.
422
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,513
Wedding invitations,
sympathy cards,
423
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,182
- love letters, paychecks.
- Mm.
424
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,144
All the highs and lows
that make a full life.
425
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,855
Also, a lot of sex toys.
426
00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,606
Oh.
427
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,275
Supposed to be
plain packaging,
428
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,943
but you know what's in there.
429
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:39,944
[chuckles]
430
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,279
Okay, this is good.
431
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,822
I'm gonna get this
off my chest.
432
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,115
[soft music]
433
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,533
Okay.
434
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,617
♪ ♪
435
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:47,660
Wait, what?
436
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,829
♪ ♪
437
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,997
Oh, no. It's gone.
438
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,206
♪ ♪
439
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:56,294
You were right, Janice.
440
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,463
It doesn't feel good
to leave something unsaid.
441
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,382
I guess we'll never have
442
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,051
the happy ending you had
with your sister.
443
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,927
"Happy ending"?
444
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,179
I didn't say that.
445
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,638
Uh, yeah.
446
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,682
You said that
your sister reached out.
447
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,768
Oh, yeah, she reached out,
448
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,936
and she was still mad as hell.
449
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,272
Even after all those years,
450
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,857
she still didn't forgive me.
451
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,360
You've never seen
such an angry Easter card.
452
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,113
She drew a middle finger
on the bunny.
453
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,949
Then what was the point
of that story?
454
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:30,495
That I knew
I did everything I could.
455
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:31,746
Mm.
456
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,165
Someday, some way,
457
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,666
tell Phillip how you feel.
458
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,961
It may not be
the perfect moment of closure
459
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,505
you're hoping for,
460
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:44,634
but maybe it's just
the way this story ends.
461
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:47,428
[soft music]
462
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,763
- Hey. Oh, hey.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
463
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:49,889
How's your little princess?
464
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:50,973
Well, it's not
her ideal party,
465
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,433
but she is making
the best of it.
466
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,018
Wh--what--what?
467
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,520
Yeah, it turns out,
468
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,022
the princess part of the party
is a bust.
469
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,733
Little girls want to work
and have careers.
470
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,860
They don't want to wear
pretty dresses and eat cupcakes
471
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,987
and hang around a castle
all day.
472
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,281
I swear, I took
women's studies in college.
473
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,033
No, no goddaughter of mine
474
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,868
is gonna be denied
the perfect birthday.
475
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,161
I'll fix this.
476
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,038
Okay.
477
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,540
- Hey, hey.
- Mm--mm?
478
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,416
I need to fill you in
on the latest office gossip.
479
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:18,501
So turns out,
480
00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,628
all the girls would love
to be princesses,
481
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,838
but they do
whatever Kendall wants,
482
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,381
because she has a real pony,
483
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:25,341
and she brings a box
of Gushers to school
484
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,717
every morning,
and she shares with everyone.
485
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,553
How is my daughter supposed
to compete with a rich kid?
486
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,180
I mean, all Tilly has
is yard racoons and carrots.
487
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,473
Yeah, but that's not all.
488
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,766
The way that Kendall
got everyone to agree
489
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,560
to not be princesses
490
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,937
is she told them that Tilly
puts poop on her face.
491
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,188
- She does what?
- Yeah.
492
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,815
My daughter does not do that.
493
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,984
Uh, but don't tell the girls
you heard it from me.
494
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,652
Lexi.
495
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,529
Kendall is demanding
more sugar for her coffee.
496
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,531
She's all hopped up
and, frankly, kind of angry.
497
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,158
We need to talk right now.
498
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,450
Is it time
for the goody bags?
499
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,619
I put a cute little paycheck
in every one.
500
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,704
It wasn't fair for you
501
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372
to change this party
last-minute.
502
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,708
Do you know the girls aren't
actually even having fun?
503
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,502
They're afraid of Kendall,
and she bribes them with candy.
504
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,712
And she's mean to Tilly.
505
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:04,547
What?
506
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,798
Sam, I'm sorry.
507
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,966
Look,
I don't want to judge you
508
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,967
for how you're raising
your daughter,
509
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,302
but it's not okay
to just give her
510
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,887
every single thing she wants.
511
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,013
It's not good for her.
512
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,640
What are--what's happening?
513
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,268
I'm crying.
514
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,437
Oh, my God, I've never
seen you do that before.
515
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,230
[sighs]
516
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,231
You're right.
517
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,066
I spoil her.
518
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,359
I give her everything she wants
519
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,694
so she'll be
a happy little girl,
520
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,571
because I wasn't.
521
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:32,283
So buy Kendall Gushers
and ponies and ski chalets.
522
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,118
And then yesterday,
when she told me
523
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,786
she wanted to be just like me,
it made me feel like
524
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,747
maybe I am doing something
right, you know?
525
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,123
- But...
- Oh, Lexi.
526
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,625
But if she's being mean
to Tilly
527
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,919
and buying her friends,
then I guess I have failed.
528
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,838
You didn't fail.
529
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,881
You know, you're just a mom.
530
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,090
Sometimes we get it right,
531
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,842
and sometimes we throw our kids
532
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,012
weird office/princess
birthday parties
533
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,180
that will definitely
confuse them
534
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,556
when they enter the workforce.
535
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:56,599
[chuckles]
536
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,019
Thank you.
537
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,563
I will talk to Kendall.
538
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,814
Now, let's see about
putting some crowns
539
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,316
on these caffeinated
five-year-olds
540
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,735
before they start asking
about their benefits package.
541
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,738
[soft music]
542
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:13,241
♪ ♪
543
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,242
[gasps]
544
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,534
Oh, hello.
545
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,911
[gasps]
546
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,287
I'm a princess,
and I'm looking
547
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,789
for more princesses
548
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,083
so that we can do all
the princess things together.
549
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,293
[laughing] Hi.
550
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,336
Hey.
551
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,462
You look so pretty!
552
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,880
Did you come with the prince?
553
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,632
We don't need a prince.
554
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:30,841
Nell.
555
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:37,890
♪ ♪
556
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,270
Hey.
557
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,062
Um...
558
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,774
I thought you left town.
559
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:47,942
Yeah, I was going to,
560
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,694
but then I realized if I did,
561
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,320
I'd just be acting
like the old me,
562
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,322
shutting off,
ignoring my feelings,
563
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,074
so I came back.
564
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,244
I'm really glad that you did,
565
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,371
because I wanted
to get the chance
566
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,748
to say I'm sorry too.
567
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,125
It's--it's okay.
568
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,501
- You don't have to--
- No.
569
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,253
I know the way that I left
was really hurtful,
570
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,463
and honestly,
571
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,590
I meant it to be.
572
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,134
I thought it was gonna
make me feel better,
573
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,927
but it didn't.
574
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,429
I owed you this apology,
575
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,639
and I'm glad
I got to deliver it.
576
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,266
Yes!
577
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:23,561
Still helping to deliver
messages in the afterlife.
578
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,689
Are you a real prince?
579
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:30,359
Um, well, I may not be
a very good one.
580
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,944
You see, once upon a time,
581
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,406
my princess was held prisoner,
582
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:37,074
and I couldn't rescue her.
583
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,659
Well, he was only human.
584
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,744
♪ ♪
585
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,537
And he didn't have magic,
after all,
586
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,497
and eventually,
587
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,292
the princess learned
how to rescue herself.
588
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,128
But the story
doesn't end there.
589
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,880
You see, as time passed,
590
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,757
the prince tried
to get over the princess.
591
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:53,883
He joined a gym,
592
00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,551
he went to Marrakech,
593
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:58,554
and with the help
of his royal advisor--
594
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,556
his therapist--
595
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,100
he realized he had to take
an honest look at himself.
596
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,101
♪ ♪
597
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,519
Oh.
598
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:06,687
The prince is doing the work.
599
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,147
Yes, he is.
600
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,523
Every Tuesday at 4:00.
601
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,067
Oh.
602
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,819
But the prince's heart
still ached,
603
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,030
because he felt
he had failed her,
604
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,698
and so he set off
across the ocean
605
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,450
to see her again.
606
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,369
But he didn't know
her feelings for him,
607
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,163
so he disguised himself
as a simple baker
608
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:28,417
coming to her village
to sell his cakes.
609
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,877
♪ ♪
610
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,546
But you came
to help your friend.
611
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,800
Nell, I can sell bomboloni
in England.
612
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:36,884
I came for you.
613
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,012
all: Ooh.
614
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,347
Mm, I forgot how hot he is.
615
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,348
He sucks.
616
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,474
Yes, of course.
617
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,559
I mean,
I forgot how sucks he is.
618
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,853
Maybe if I stay a while,
619
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,313
we could keep talking.
620
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:51,148
♪ ♪
621
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,150
Yeah, I--I'd like that.
622
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,443
♪ ♪
623
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,903
I wanna be a princess!
624
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,279
Come on, girls.
625
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,281
There's more dresses
in the castle.
626
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,282
- Oh, go!
- Oh, goodness.
627
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,951
- Go, go!
- I'm being kidnapped.
628
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,452
all: Go, go, go!
629
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,579
Help me.
630
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:07,581
Hi, baby.
631
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,625
[whispering indistinctly]
632
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,835
Oh.
633
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,378
What'd she say?
634
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,047
She said,
"This is the best party ever,
635
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,841
- and we're out of toner."
- Right.
636
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,551
So I can put that order in.
637
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,344
[sighs] Thank you, Janice.
638
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,096
You're welcome.
639
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,056
And however the story ends,
640
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,933
that prince is handsome.
641
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,518
[both chuckling]
642
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,228
Not as handsome as
that tall drink of Yoo-hoo
643
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,231
you call your roommate,
but still.
644
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,819
Ahh!
[children shouting]
645
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,446
I'm telling you,
646
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,780
if they made princess dresses
with pockets...
647
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:41,031
[scoffs]
648
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,283
I'd wear one to work every day.
649
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,076
Me too,
just as long as those pockets
650
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:44,910
are big enough
for one of these.
651
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,579
- Mm.
- Okay.
652
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,081
I will say,
this party has been a success.
653
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,250
- Mm.
- Except for the Phillip stuff.
654
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,835
We're just talking.
655
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,253
Don't worry.
656
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,755
He's not gonna steal me away again.
657
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:56,839
Oh, I know.
658
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,923
I had Edward seize
your passport.
659
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,383
[laughs softly]
660
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,634
- Well, I learned a lot today.
- Mm.
661
00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:02,678
I know now that I don't want
my daughter to be weird,
662
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,013
so I've informed her
663
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,182
I will be putting
her ski chalet on the market.
664
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,768
You two are really good
and very different moms.
665
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,060
- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
666
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,896
I think Dennis is gonna be
a good dad too.
667
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,314
[children shouting]
668
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,149
Ahh!
669
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,692
Five bucks
he throws up again.
670
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,485
- Oh, for sure.
- Oh, absolutely.
671
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,819
Oh.
672
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,155
[retching]
[children shrieking]
673
00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,615
- I'm okay.
- Bingo.
674
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,824
Wow. So quick.
675
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,117
[electricity buzzing]
676
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,202
[pins clattering]
677
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,621
[electricity buzzing]