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"Teddy Thompson, Pasadena's
number one real estate agent.
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Don't just dream it.
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- Own it."
- Own it!
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That picture's plastered on the side
of every bus in town.
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Mmm.
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Ironic that yesterday I got plastered
on the front of one.
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Ooh, well, I will not use the word
"plastered" in your obituary.
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Uh, "splattered"? Oh, I'll work on it.
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So this is a real fixer-upper.
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When are you gonna fix it?
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Morning, Nell.
Haven't received your rent yet.
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Also, there is something aggressively
stinking up your side of the refrigerator.
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Oh, sorry. I-- I don't have
any more checks or money.
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And, um, that smell is a combination
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of leftover soups from last week
I'm gonna have for lunch today.
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Gross. Just make sure you remove
your Frankensoups from the apartment
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on your way to work,
which is none of my business,
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but I do think that should've been,
like, 20 minutes ago.
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{\an8}What? What? No. Damn it! Ugh!
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{\an8}So, you're a renter?
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I just don't think
I can represent you.
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When I died, I was this close
to closing on a $10 million listing.
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I'm strictly in the luxury market.
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What kind of property am I?
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A condo near the airport
whose value is depreciating.
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I am not depreciating.
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If you could send it out for me,
that would be great. Thank you.
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- Sam! Ugh.
- Hey!
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- Sam, am I depreciating?
- Mm-hmm?
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Oh, is this a skin care thing?
Because if so, I have an off-brand retinol
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that'll just burn an entire layer off
of your face by Monday.
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Ooh, no. Ah. I mean, metaphorically.
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I-I-I'm afraid I might be growing
mold in my basement.
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Oh, yeah, honey. I don't think
I have a cream for that.
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I've been here for a year, you know.
Do they consider me an asset?
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What? Of course they do.
You are smart, you are fun to be around,
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and you are the only one
strong enough to lift the Sparkletts.
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All right, people, listen up.
It's time for some housecleaning.
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Now, my father, the owner and publisher of
this paper, the reason you're all alive,
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is coming here today,
and everything needs to be perfect.
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I'm not stressed. You're not stressed.
Nobody's stressed.
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All right? So why don't we just all
clear our cubicles
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of any unprofessional
and non-news-related personal effects?
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What is this? "Live, laugh, love."
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More like, "Barf, barf, barf."
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Sam, can I stash a couple photos
of the kids in here?
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They're adorable and joyful,
everything Mr. Rhodes hates.
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Yeah, sure. Bring it in.
Okay.
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Oh, God.
What?
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Dennis, you've been fostering
for a couple of months.
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How do you have so many pictures?
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I just want to capture every moment.
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Look at this.
- Okay.
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It's the first day Ben and I
brought them home.
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- Very sweet.
- Yeah.
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First time in the living room.
Well...
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First time in the dining room.
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Oh. First time in the hallway.
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Okay, sweetheart. Get it together.
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- Parenting is not that great.
- Sam. Dennis.
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Here are the binders you'll need
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for the major presentation
I've prepared for my father.
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Ooh, this is a chance for you
to increase your value.
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- Ask for a binder.
- Can I have a binder?
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Nell, oh, you surprised me.
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You're always lurking about
like a little church mouse.
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What do you need a binder for?
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I'd like to be in the meeting. I have
a decade of journalistic experience.
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I-I think I could bring
some value to the table.
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Nell, over the past year,
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I've come to know you as a friend to Sam
and also an acquaintance/employee to me.
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So I don't want you
to take this the wrong way,
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but it's just that my father needs to see
the very best of the paper,
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and you are, um--
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The worst.
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That wasn't very nice, Mason.
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Ah, what a scamp.
Come on, A-team. Let's go.
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- Mason got a binder?
- I don't know. I'm so sorry.
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{\an8}Good morning, everyone.
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{\an8}Great to see you again
if we've met before.
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{\an8}Wow, nice shirt.
We're gonna buy you a mirror.
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{\an8}- I'll remove it, sir.
- Good call.
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{\an8}It's a pleasure to see you, Father.
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{\an8}Alexis. You're looking as stern as your
grandmother more and more every day.
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{\an8}And you look wealthy, Father.
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Mmm.
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I'm excited you're here
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{\an8}to review the progress of the crown jewel
of the Rhodes family corporate holdings.
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{\an8}I have put together
a thorough presentation
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{\an8}with some of my top people
and their giant binders.
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{\an8}They're-- They're very heavy.
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{\an8}No spoilers, but I'm also excited
to tell you that circulation is up 3%.
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{\an8}Ah, 3%, like the milk.
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}Step away from my father's array
of special treats.
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{\an8}Sorry, these scones are so dry.
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{\an8}It's like eating a bath bomb.
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{\an8}And who is that with the crumbs?
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{\an8}Oh, she's just the obituary writer.
She has no binder.
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{\an8}It's still in my throat.
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{\an8}You know, actually,
she is the one that I came here to see.
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{\an8}Did he say me?
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{\an8}You see, I've been reflecting
on my very important life lately,
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{\an8}and I think it's time to consider
what the world will read about me
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{\an8}when I'm gone.
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{\an8}Titan. Maverick.
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{\an8}Titan of all mavericks.
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{\an8}See, these are all words
used to describe me.
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{\an8}Of course. Accurate ones at that.
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{\an8}Yep. You know what? Finish up
whatever you're doing with your mouth,
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{\an8}and, uh, let's get to work, huh?
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But Nell is one
of our more insignificant workers.
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{\an8}If you wanted to work with one
of our more significant people, uh,
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{\an8}me's available.
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{\an8}Ah, no need, darling.
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{\an8}I'm gonna talk to Mel.
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"I'll just talk to Mel."
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}It is very nice to finally meet you,
Mr. Rhodes. You have a lovely newspaper.
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{\an8}Aw, well, it's nice to meet you as well.
And I haven't read your writing yet,
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but judging from your hands,
you're a really hard worker.
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Thanks. I have seasonal eczema.
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Ah.
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So, let me ask you, how does this work?
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Do I, uh, dictate to you?
Do I act out scenes?
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Oh, uh, typically, you know,
I do some research, talk to loved ones.
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Could you get that for me?
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Whew.
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Okay. So, tell me what might be
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the first thing you want people to know
about you when you're gone.
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Oh, wow. I'm really not good off the t--
top of my head.
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In 1987,
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I acquired two of the most dominant
light bulb retail chains in America,
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The Light Bulb Plus
and The Light Bulb Stop,
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and I merged them into Light Bulb Chalet.
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Okay. That's pretty good.
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And it cut 2,000 jobs nationwide.
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I'm sure they all just went
back to school.
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What's that smell?
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Oh, I remember you.
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You're Nell's adult roommate.
You look even less rugged in the daytime.
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And you're Nell's unapproachable,
controlling boss.
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Where'd you get your suit?
Nancy Reagan's grave?
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No, but it is from her collection.
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Has anyone ever told you
you resemble a stalk of asparagus?
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You look like you've eaten all the lemons.
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You look like someone who can't eat
dairy and loves to tell everyone about it.
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You look like you want to talk
to my manager.
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I'm waiting for my father.
He's here to spend the day with me.
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- Why are you here?
- Nell's leftovers.
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Ah. Her cubicle is, um--
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Oh, it's somewhere over there.
It's the sticky one.
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Good luck saving the grass
or whatever it is you care about.
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Good luck with the War on Drugs.
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All right. So, how's it reading?
Is it humming yet?
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Maybe not yet, but, you know,
trust the process.
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Even with my story about
how I ended the minors' strike?
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- Mmm.
- You understand
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when I say minors, I mean children.
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- I got that.
- Okay.
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Um, but, as of now, it's sounding
a little less "celebration of life"
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and a little more like what a villain says
to you as they lower you into a volcano.
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Well, see, that's-- that's no good.
Th-This is my legacy.
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This is how people are gonna remember me.
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So-- So what do I do?
Just-- Just be honest with me, Mel.
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Okay. Y-You want me to be honest?
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My name is Nell.
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- Mel.
- Nell.
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- Nell with--
- Nell, Nell, Nell.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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You know, this is either the first time
that I've gotten someone's name wrong
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or the first time
that someone's corrected me.
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All right. Tell me more.
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Well, I find that people connect most
with the-- the simpler things.
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Ah.
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You know, the struggles someone overcomes,
um, the good they've done.
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Of course, the good--
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Well, that should be easy enough.
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- Okay.
- How do we put some good in my obituary?
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By being good.
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- By being good.
- Yeah.
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Of course. Do you know something?
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This is the most fascinating conversation
that I've had in my entire life.
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- Wow.
- I wanna keep talking.
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- Come on.
- Oh. Okay.
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I'll tell you-- tell you what,
"By being good."
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How do I not know that?
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Lexi's dad thinks I'm fascinating.
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"Fascinating," he said.
How's that for increasing value?
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Your neighborhood is on the come-up.
Get ready to pay $12 a latte, honey.
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Oh.
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Are you ready for lunch, Father?
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I am. I'm going with Nell.
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Oh, and that's her name, everyone.
So let's stop saying it wrong.
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Of course, if she'll have me, that is.
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You know what?
Lunch sounds great to me, Mr. Rhodes.
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Okay. Your driver or mine?
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Uh, yours.
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Mine.
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Very well. Exactly how I planned
and wanted things to happen.
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Why are you still here?
Shouldn't you be milking an almond?
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I couldn't find Nell's desk.
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She's having lunch with my father,
which is fine.
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Doesn't seem fine.
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It seems like you actually have
some pretty serious daddy issues.
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What do you know? You look like a mop
with student loan debt.
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You look like you just got fired
from Sephora.
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Hmm.
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So, I've been thinking about this,
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and there are some things that you can do
to be a better person
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and have an impressive obituary...
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...for example, charity.
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Oh, yeah.
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You know, I've given a-a lot of money
to charity over the years.
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And, uh, I even gave
my entire Malibu estate to my ex-wife.
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Yeah, didn't care for it.
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Well, m-maybe you'd enjoy,
uh, giving to charity
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if you gave it to something you love,
like, uh, n-name something you love.
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- Money.
- You wanna donate your money to money?
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Yes. And, uh, how does one do that?
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That finger better be telling me how many
bottles of wine you want in your order,
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- or you're about to lose that hand.
- I am so sorry, Cricket.
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Hmm.
- Mr. Rhodes is Lexi's dad.
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- That tracks.
- Ouch.
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Well, I've never had anyone
apologize for me before.
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- But I love it.
- Uh--
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Tell me what I did wrong.
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So, when your server approaches,
you make eye contact,
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- greet them...
- Okay.
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- ...say something nice. Mm-hmm.
- All righty.
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Hello, I'd like to buy you a plane.
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- Well, no, that's too much. That's--
- No?
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- That was too far.
- Okay.
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Maybe something more relatable.
235
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Got it.
236
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,748
Yowza, you can do Shakespeare
off that balcony.
237
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S-Sorry.
238
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Never-- Never comment on a woman's body.
239
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But body and plane are my two best moves.
240
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You have to make someone feel seen,
you know, and appreciated.
241
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What am I supposed to do?
Compliment her on her shoes?
242
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
243
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Yeah, that seems safe. Give it a whirl.
244
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I like your shoes.
245
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Thank you.
246
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Look at that.
247
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- Really? It-It's-It's that easy?
- Really.
248
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Yeah. It might not be building
a school for orphans,
249
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but you just made
a normal human connection.
250
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Thank you, Nell.
251
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You're welcome, Mr. Rhodes.
252
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Oh, congratulations, everybody.
253
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And you owe me a plane.
254
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Please tell me there's more coffee.
255
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,506
It ain't fresh, but it does the trick,
am I right?
256
00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:57,425
Amen to that, right?
257
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,429
- Wait. Why are you here?
- I'm kind of on a break.
258
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You don't work here.
259
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Not on my break I don't.
260
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Yeah, I'm not gonna move on
from this. Why are you here?
261
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:12,565
Uh, Sam, Edward is here today
because he is my lawyer.
262
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,150
But he's an environmental lawyer.
263
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,569
Exactly. I'm currently
in litigation with a spruce.
264
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,071
But he is done, and on his way out.
265
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,407
Yeah. Are you okay?
266
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,201
Are you sure today is the best day
to start suing trees?
267
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:28,247
Oh, it's like they say, "There's never
a great time to sue a tree."
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I'm fine, Sam.
269
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Okay.
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Be sure to sign the card
for Steve's birthday.
271
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You don't work here.
272
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Why are you still here?
273
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I came for a cup of coffee
and to see if you wanted me to
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"hug you from behind
and navigate the belly button."
275
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,346
Are you referring to earlier
in the hallway
276
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when I pinned you against the wall,
kissed you hard and you kissed me back?
277
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,560
It was nothing. Forget about it. I have.
278
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,147
I know that laugh.
I heard it once before as a child.
279
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,316
I was roller-skating and fell.
280
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,572
What are they laughing about?
Is she even funny?
281
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,242
Have you heard her breakfast puns?
They are "egg-cellent."
282
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,247
Well, I wanna thank you
for a very enlightening day, Nell.
283
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,416
Oh, thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
284
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:16,670
Ah, Mr. Rhodes is my cat.
I named him after me. Call me Duncan.
285
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Thank you, Duncan.
I also had a really enlightening day.
286
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And me.
287
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:25,638
You went from a teardown
to a modern farmhouse
288
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in a good school district.
289
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:31,268
You know, I don't use the term "moxie"
often because, uh, well, I don't want to...
290
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,146
...but I do have to say
I think you've got it.
291
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,399
And I'm gonna be giving you a raise.
292
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
293
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Thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
294
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Wow. I mean, thank you, Duncan. Duncster?
295
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- Too far.
- Duncan.
296
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Alexis.
297
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,498
Yes, Father, do-do you need me?
298
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,208
- Ye-- I sure do.
- Oh.
299
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I-In the sense that I need your office.
300
00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:58,712
I just gave your Nell here a raise,
301
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and we're gonna go up there
and celebrate with Scotch by the fire.
302
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,927
A midday libation. How lovely.
303
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:08,973
- And I will see you up there in ten, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
304
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,058
All right, ding-dong.
Get back in there.
305
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,560
Let's do this.
Wow.
306
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Stop talking.
307
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,063
You're not gonna believe this.
308
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,566
Mr. Rhodes is totally obsessed with me,
and he values my opinion,
309
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:19,984
and he just gave me a raise.
310
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,236
What? Are you joking me right now?
Oh, my gosh.
311
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,154
We have to celebrate. You so deserve this.
312
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,448
I smell a shopping trip to Neiman's.
313
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,535
Or maybe to Marshalls.
We're still in journalism, so...
314
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Either way, I am so proud of you.
315
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,581
- Thank you.
- Oh.
316
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,542
- And now maybe that you have an in...
- Uh-huh.
317
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,546
...you could use that to get him
to give Lexi some attention, you know?
318
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,716
Like, deep down, I think she just really
wants some attention from her dad.
319
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:47,803
Mmm, pass. No, she's been
a total jerk to me. No.
320
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,763
- I'm gonna take that as a "maybe." Okay?
- Huh?
321
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,182
So you can think about it
because I'm genuinely worried about her.
322
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,311
Every time I see her, she looks like
she's falling apart more and more.
323
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,479
Hello.
324
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,857
She looks all right to me.
325
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,277
Mm-hmm. Oh.
326
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,529
Mmm.
327
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:10,159
That tastes
like an expensive shoe.
328
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:15,205
You know, my doctor says this is bad
for my liver, so I had him killed.
329
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,169
Ah, yes. You're so bad, it's illegal.
330
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,130
Oh, it's so weird relaxing in here.
331
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:27,176
I'm usually getting yelled at by Lexi
or insulted by Lexi
332
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,386
or just having insults
yelled at me by Lexi.
333
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,181
Yeah. When you're a Rhodes,
you have a lot to live up to.
334
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,390
Yeah, I bet.
335
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,107
You know, Duncan, I--
336
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,151
I feel kind of bad for Lexi.
337
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,697
I think it's kind of driving her crazy
that you're ignoring her for someone else.
338
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:51,742
- Oh, it always does. Cheers.
- Cheers.
339
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:55,829
Wait. No cheers. What do you--
What do you mean it always does?
340
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:57,039
Well, that's how I motivate her.
341
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,792
You see, whenever I think she's slacking,
342
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:04,296
like when she's pleased about
a measly 3% increase in circulation,
343
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,800
I find someone who
I know gets under her skin,
344
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,344
and I shower them
with praise and attention.
345
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:14,598
That just drives her to work harder
to win my affection.
346
00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:16,600
Are you serious?
347
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,728
- That's kind of terrible.
- And effective.
348
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,856
One time, when she was underperforming
in boarding school,
349
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:28,028
I befriended her roommate, Sarah.
Spent Thanksgiving with her.
350
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:32,074
God, that kid was so boring.
Really into maps.
351
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,537
Anyway, Lexi that year graduated
at the top of her class.
352
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,331
So y-you were just using me
to manipulate your daughter?
353
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,083
Well, I knew you were perfect
354
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:46,547
when I saw how nauseated she looked
watching you choke down that scone.
355
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,175
I feel nauseous.
356
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:02,730
Can't believe I was some pawn
in Duncan's weird game.
357
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,482
I obviously can't take that raise.
358
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,652
I'm always gonna be
a condo by the airport.
359
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,033
You know that $10 million listing I had?
360
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:18,120
It had ocean views,
wine cellar, infinity pool.
361
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,456
I get it, Teddy Thompson. I get it.
362
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,208
But it also had termites,
363
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,545
a cracked chimney
and a crumbling foundation.
364
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:30,632
When I saw that inspection report,
it felt like getting hit by a bus
365
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,553
because I was reading it on my phone
when I got hit by a bus.
366
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,181
- Ouch.
- The point is,
367
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,433
it doesn't matter how fancy
you are on the outside
368
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,226
when your foundation is crumbling.
369
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,731
I can tell you've got a good foundation.
370
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,525
- Do I though?
- Yes.
371
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,695
I knew I was taking away
Lexi's dad's attention.
372
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:55,074
I didn't even care.
I was so-so focused on feeling valued.
373
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,077
In your defense, you were trying to
teach him how to be a better person.
374
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,620
Which I failed at too.
375
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,539
I didn't get through to him at all.
376
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,292
He didn't even care about his obituary.
377
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:09,213
Maybe because he hasn't read it yet.
378
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,717
Or he can't read. One of the two.
379
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,305
Duncan Wilson Rhodes was
a titan of the publishing, vitamin
380
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,973
and light bulb industries.
381
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,976
He was a wildly influential businessman
who lived a successful life
382
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,937
by any metric except for one,
383
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,356
his relationships
with the people in his life.
384
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,484
♪ Well, I've been out walking ♪
385
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,819
He is survived by Alexis,
386
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:35,155
a former Olympian and current editor
of the SoCal Independent.
387
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,326
Alexis particularly strived to attain both
her father's business acumen
388
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,536
and his affection.
389
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:44,123
While she succeeded in the former,
she never got the latter
390
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,459
because Duncan's passing came
before he could realize
391
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,547
that it's not the business ledgers
that really tally the worth of your life.
392
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:52,881
There you go.
393
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,467
It's the value of the relationships
you have with others...
394
00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:01,181
This one goes first because
I took it five minutes before this one.
395
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,810
...and the impact
that we have on those people.
396
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,147
Perhaps if Duncan had a chance
to do it all again,
397
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,066
he would have diversified
his emotional holdings.
398
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,537
- Hello, Father.
- Alexis.
399
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,665
I want to apologize for Nell's obituary.
400
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,293
I would cut her pay,
but she already makes below a living wage.
401
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,544
Well, see what you can do.
402
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,421
Also, I've been reviewing our financials,
403
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,674
and I think I can do much better than
the 3% circulation increase.
404
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,843
I have some exciting ideas
I could email to you.
405
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,180
Well, I knew you'd find a way.
Schedule some time with my secretary.
406
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,599
Alexis.
407
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,559
Yes.
408
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,229
I like your shoes.
409
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,862
- My shoes?
- Yeah.
410
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,533
Th-Thank you.
411
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,829
I got them from a cobbler
near the palace in Vienna.
412
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:06,914
Mm-hmm.
413
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,671
That was a wonderful trip.
414
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,758
Oh, you remember that, huh?
I do. Never had sauerkraut before.
415
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,052
Or the bratwurst, right?
Yes.
416
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,136
You did that.
417
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,221
We did that.
418
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,474
Thank you for reminding me of my value.
419
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:27,851
Well, as Teddy Thompson always says,
420
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,979
-"Don't just dream it. Own it."
-"Own it."
421
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:34,691
Now can you please finish my obituary?
This is the longest showing of my life.
422
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,242
What is going on here?
423
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,619
Oh, this? Just some fond memories.
424
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,414
No, these are-- these are things
that Lexi took off everyone else's desk.
425
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,416
Yeah. This is Jeff's family.
426
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,085
They're my family now.
427
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:57,339
And this is my turkey drawing made with
Dominic's son's tiny little handprint.
428
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633
{\an8}I love the decor.
429
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,220
{\an8}And you were a Navy SEAL.
Thank you for your service.
430
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,429
{\an8}You got it.
431
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,557
{\an8}These items belong to other people
in the office. She stole them.
432
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:11,019
{\an8}Oh, do-gooder over here.
Every office has one.
433
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,188
{\an8}Try sitting across from her every day.
434
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,148
{\an8}- Blah, blah, blah. Nobody's there.
- You are funny.
435
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,942
{\an8}I know, right?
436
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,486
{\an8}Oh. I'd like to take you to lunch.
What's your name?
437
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:22,197
{\an8}- Tina.
- Wonderful. Come on, Nina.
438
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,449
{\an8}Uh-- It doesn't even matter.