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(出租中)
(布魯克摩公寓)

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「泰迪湯普森
帕薩迪納不動產經紀人第一名

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別只是空幻想

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- 馬上行動」
- 馬上行動

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那張照片噴畫在
每一輛市區公車的側面車身

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很諷刺的是
我昨天也噴灑在其中一輛的車頭

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我不會在你的訃聞裡用「噴畫」這個詞

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還是用「噴濺」?我再想想

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這間房子真的需要翻修呢
妳何時要翻新?

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早安,奈兒,我還沒收到妳的房租

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另外,妳冰箱裡的區域
有個嚴重發臭的東西

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抱歉

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我現在沒有支票或現金

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那個味道匯集了

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上週喝剩的所有湯品
我打算今天當午餐來喝

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噁耶,記得出門上班時

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把妳的「百匯怪湯」丟掉
雖然這不關我的事

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但妳二十分鐘前就該出門了

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{\an8}什麼?什麼?不,該死

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{\an8}話說妳是租客囉?

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我真心覺得我無法為妳服務

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我過世時,就快談成一千萬的交易

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我只經手高端房地產物件

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那我算哪一種物件?

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靠近機場貶值的公寓

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我才沒有貶值

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再麻煩妳寄給我,謝謝

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珊姆

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- 嗨
- 珊姆,我一直在貶值嗎?

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妳是在說皮膚嗎?
如果是,我有個小眾品牌的A醇

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能讓妳的臉在星期一前脫一層皮

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不是,我不是字面上的意思

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我怕我的地下室會長黴

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好,親愛的,我可沒有那種乳膏

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我已經來這裡一年了

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- 公司覺得我有價值嗎?
- 什麼?當然有

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妳聰明、幽默、好相處

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而且只有妳能抬起一箱礦泉水

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好,各位,注意聽

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該來整理環境了

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我父親,也就是本報社的老闆兼發行商

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各位的乾爹,他今天要來

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一切都必須無懈可擊

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我沒有壓力,你們沒有壓力
大家都不要有壓力

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好嗎?大家清理一下各自的辦公桌

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把不專業和與新聞無關的雜物收掉

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這什麼鬼?「生活、歡笑、愛」

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廢話連篇

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珊姆,我可以把孩子們的照片
藏在這裡嗎?

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照片很可愛、讓人心情愉悅
羅德斯先生最討厭這種東西

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- 好啊,拿進來
- 好

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天啊

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丹尼斯,你開始寄養才兩個月

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你怎麼會有這麼多照片?

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我想要留下每一刻回憶

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- 好
- 妳們看

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這是我和班第一天帶他們回家的時候

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- 真溫馨
- 對

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- 第一次在客廳
- 這...

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第一次在用餐區

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第一次在玄關

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好了,親愛的,振作一點

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- 養育孩子沒那麼美好
- 珊姆、丹尼斯

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這兩個活頁資料簿給你們

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這是我為我父親準備的重要報告

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這是妳提升自我價值的好機會
向她要一個活頁資料簿

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- 可以給我一個嗎?
- 奈兒

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妳嚇到我了
妳老是像教堂裡的小老鼠伺機而動

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- 妳要活頁資料簿幹嘛?
- 我想要參加會議

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我有十年在新聞界的經驗

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我認為我能帶來幫助

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奈兒,過去一年來

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我把妳看作珊姆的朋友
也是我認識的人兼員工

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我不希望妳誤會我接下來的意思

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但我真的想讓我父親
看到報社最好的一面,而妳是...

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最爛的一面

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你嘴巴很壞,梅森

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他真調皮,快點,頂尖小組,我們走吧

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- 梅森也有活頁資料簿?
- 我不知道,我很抱歉

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(還在負債、還沒升遷
還沒沖澡、還沒成功)

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{\an8}(還沒有對象、還沒有長大
還不確定、還不滿意)

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{\an8}(還不成熟)

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《老娘還沒死》

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{\an8}(《索科爾獨立報》)

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{\an8}大家早安

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{\an8}如果我們見過面,很高興再見面

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{\an8}天啊,襯衫真好看,我要買個鏡子給你

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{\an8}- 我會換掉,老闆
- 很好

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{\an8}很高興見到你,父親

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{\an8}艾萊克希絲,妳看起來很嚴肅
越來越像妳祖母了

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{\an8}你看起來很富有,父親

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{\an8}我很期待你來審查

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{\an8}羅德斯家族企業控股公司
旗下明星品牌的成長

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{\an8}我準備了周詳的報告

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{\an8}我底下的最佳員工
會帶著超大活頁資料簿向你說明

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{\an8}真的...真的超級重

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{\an8}先不爆雷,但我也很期待告訴你
報社銷售量成長了3%

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{\an8}3%,就像牛奶

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{\an8}對

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{\an8}別碰我為我父親特別準備的甜點

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{\an8}抱歉,這司康好乾

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{\an8}就像在吃泡澡球

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{\an8}那個沾滿麵包屑的人是誰?

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{\an8}她只是訃聞寫手,她沒有活頁資料簿

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{\an8}還卡在我喉嚨裡

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{\an8}老實說,我就想來見見她

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{\an8}他說我嗎?

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{\an8}我最近一直在反思自己偉大的一生

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{\an8}我認為現在該來思考

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{\an8}我離世時,世人會怎麼看待我

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{\an8}偉人,特立獨行

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{\an8}最特立獨行的偉人

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{\an8}大家都用這些詞彙來形容我

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{\an8}當然,千真萬確

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{\an8}是喔,這樣吧

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{\an8}妳趕快吃完

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{\an8}我們快開始吧

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{\an8}但奈兒是報社裡無足輕重的員工

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{\an8}如果你想和最重要的員工一起寫
也就是我,我有空

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{\an8}不用了,親愛的

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{\an8}我要和梅兒談談

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{\an8}很高興終於見到你,羅德斯先生

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{\an8}你的報社非常棒

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{\an8}我也很高興見到妳
我還沒讀過妳寫的訃聞

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但從妳的手來判定,妳肯定很認真

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謝啦,我換季就會起濕疹

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問一下,這該怎麼進行?

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我要口述給妳聽?還是演給妳看?

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我通常會做調查,和你的親朋好友聊聊

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可以幫我關那個窗簾嗎?

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好,告訴我你過世時

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你最希望世人知道的事情是什麼

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老天,我很不擅長即興發揮

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1987年

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我收購了全美最大的兩家燈泡連鎖店

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燈泡讚和燈泡小鋪

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把兩者合併成燈泡小木屋

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好,真不錯

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這導致全國裁員兩千人

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他們應該都回去念書了

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什麼味道?

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我記得你,你是奈兒的大人室友

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你白天時看起來更娘了

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而妳是奈兒那個很難相處的控制狂老闆

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妳的西裝去哪弄來的?
從南希雷根的墓挖出來的嗎?

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不是,但這是她的收藏品

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有人跟你說過你很像蘆筍嗎?

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妳好像吃了全天下的檸檬

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你看起來沒辦法吃乳製品
而且還愛昭告天下

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妳似乎有很多話要跟我經理說

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我在等我父親,他今天來找我
你怎麼來了?

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奈兒的剩菜

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她的辦公桌在...

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大概在那裡

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黏黏的那一桌

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祝你救草或其他鳥東西一切順利

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祝妳反毒一切順利

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好,現在如何?聽起來不錯嗎?

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還沒,但我們要相信過程

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就算加了我擺平「小人」罷工的
那一段也是嗎?

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妳知道我說的是孩童吧

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- 我明白
- 好

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但現在聽起來沒有讚揚生命的感覺

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比較像是大反派把你降到火山底下時
會對你說的話

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這...這樣不好,這是我死後的名聲

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這是我在世人心中留下的印象

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那...我該怎麼做?妳...老實跟我說,梅兒

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好

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你要我說實話嗎?

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我叫奈兒

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- 梅兒
- 奈兒

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- 無奈的「奈」
- 奈兒...奈兒

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對

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這要嘛是我第一次叫錯別人名字

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不然就是第一次有人糾正我

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好,妳繼續說

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我發現比較簡單的事物能引起共鳴

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例如別人克服的困難

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做過的好事

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這就對了,好事...這應該很簡單

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- 好
- 該怎麼在我的訃聞裡放一些好事?

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你要做好事

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- 要做好事
- 對

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沒錯,妳知道嗎?

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這是我人生中最趣味橫生的一次對話

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天啊

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我想繼續聊下去

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- 來吧
- 好

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我告訴妳...什麼?就是「做好事」?

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我怎麼會不知道?

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萊克希的爸爸覺得我趣味橫生

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他說:「趣味橫生」

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- 價值應該飆升了吧?
- 妳的社區持續增值中

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準備好買十二元的拿鐵了,親愛的

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準備好吃午餐了嗎,父親?

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好了,我要跟奈兒一起去

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各位,她叫奈兒,不要再叫錯了

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當然也要她願意

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一起吃午餐很棒,羅德斯先生

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好,坐妳的車還是我的車?

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你的車

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我的車

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非常好,一切如我規劃,正合我意

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你為什麼還在這裡?
你不是該去磨燕麥奶了嗎?

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我找不到奈兒的辦公桌

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她要和我父親吃午餐,沒關係

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聽起來很有關係

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妳似乎有很嚴重的爸爸問題

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你懂什麼?你看起來就像有學貸的拖把

210
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妳看起來就像剛被絲芙蘭開除

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(葵克莉輕鬆小酌)

212
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我剛剛在想,如果你想當好人

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擁有精彩絕倫的訃聞,那你可以做一些事

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例如做慈善

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好,我過去捐了很多錢給慈善機構

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我甚至把我在馬里布的所有不動產
送給我前妻

217
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,866
但我根本不在乎

218
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,411
說不定把錢捐到你深愛的事物上

219
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會讓你更樂在其中,說說你熱愛什麼

220
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- 錢
- 你想要捐錢給錢?

221
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對,要怎麼做到?

222
00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,341
那隻手指最好是代表你要點幾支酒

223
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,217
不然你整隻手都別想要了

224
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:37,845
我很抱歉,葵克莉
羅德斯先生是萊克希的爸爸

225
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,181
- 這也難怪
- 真傷人

226
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從來沒人替我道歉過,我好喜歡

227
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,479
告訴我我做錯了什麼

228
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,565
服務生過來時,你要看著對方雙眼

229
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跟他們問好,說點好話

230
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好的

231
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妳好,我要送妳一架飛機

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00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,198
- 不行,這太誇張了
- 不行嗎?

233
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- 太過頭了
- 好

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說點平易近人的話題吧

235
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懂了

236
00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:05,748
老天,我們都能在妳家陽台
拍莎士比亞的劇作了

237
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抱歉,千萬不要...
絕對不要對女人的身體下評論

238
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:13,005
但身體和飛機是我最擅長的話題

239
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:16,634
你必須讓人覺得被重視、被認可

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那我該做什麼?稱讚她的鞋子嗎?

241
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- 好啊
- 對

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對,感覺不會出錯,試試看

243
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,894
我喜歡妳的鞋子

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謝謝

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這就對了

246
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- 真的嗎?就這麼簡單?
- 對

247
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,444
雖然不是幫孤兒蓋學校

248
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:39,115
但你剛剛有了正常的人際互動

249
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,534
謝謝,奈兒

250
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,993
不客氣,羅德斯先生

251
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恭喜大家

252
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,373
你欠我一架飛機

253
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(《索科爾獨立報》)

254
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(噎到了嗎?用哈姆立克法拯救性命)

255
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,045
拜託告訴我還有咖啡

256
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,506
雖然不是現泡,但還是很管用,對吧?

257
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說得太對了

258
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:00,219
等等,你為什麼在這裡?

259
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,429
我今天休假

260
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,556
你不是這裡的員工

261
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,641
休假時確實不是

262
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,519
好喔,別轉移話題,你為什麼在這裡?

263
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:12,565
珊姆,艾德華今天會來
是因為他是我的律師

264
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,150
但他是環保律師

265
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,569
沒錯,我現在正在跟一棵雲衫打官司

266
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,447
但他的工作結束了,他要走了

267
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,365
好,妳還好嗎?

268
00:12:21,365 --> 00:12:24,201
妳確定今天適合對樹提告嗎?

269
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,830
就像大家常說的,「告樹哪需要挑日子」

270
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我沒事,珊姆

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好

272
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別忘了在史蒂夫的生日卡片上簽名

273
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,628
你不是這裡的員工

274
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,088
你為什麼還在這裡?

275
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,882
我來喝一杯咖啡

276
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,967
順便看看妳要不要我

277
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,845
「從背後抱住妳,尋找肚臍」

278
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,764
你是在講我們剛剛在走廊上

279
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,932
我壁咚你、強吻你
然後你回應我的事嗎?

280
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,976
這沒什麼,忘了吧,我已經忘了

281
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,312
我記得這個笑聲

282
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,606
我小時候聽過

283
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,733
我溜直排輪跌倒了

284
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- 他們到底在笑什麼?
- 正是

285
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,989
她有這麼搞笑嗎?

286
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:03,699
妳聽過她的早餐雙關笑話嗎?

287
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,284
他們相「蛋」甚歡

288
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:10,247
很感謝妳帶給我很多啟發和想法,奈兒

289
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,249
謝謝,羅德斯先生

290
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羅德斯先生是我的貓咪
我用自己的名字幫牠取名

291
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叫我鄧肯

292
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,673
謝謝,鄧肯

293
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:22,134
我今天也獲益良多

294
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,219
我也是

295
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:27,056
妳從危樓變成了位於好學區的現代農舍

296
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:30,309
我不常用「膽量」這個詞

297
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:34,146
因為我不想用,但我覺得妳很有膽量

298
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,399
我想幫妳加薪

299
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,819
- 真的嗎?
- 對

300
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,362
謝謝,羅德斯先生

301
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:45,783
天啊,我是說,謝謝鄧肯,阿鄧?

302
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- 太親暱囉
- 鄧肯

303
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,078
艾萊克希絲

304
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,498
是,父親,你需要我嗎?

305
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:56,377
對...當然,我需要妳的辦公室

306
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,128
我剛剛幫妳的員工奈兒加薪

307
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:02,466
我們要上樓
在壁爐旁邊喝蘇格蘭威士忌慶祝

308
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,218
正午小酌

309
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,344
太好了

310
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:08,097
我們十分鐘後樓上見囉?

311
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,767
好,蠢蛋,回去,我們來吧

312
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,186
- 天啊,我好高興...
- 不要講話

313
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,063
妳絕對不敢相信

314
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,607
羅德斯先生超迷戀我,他重視我的建議

315
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,900
他剛幫我加薪

316
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,652
什麼?開什麼玩笑?

317
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,070
天啊,我們要好好慶祝

318
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,407
這是妳應得的,我們應該去尼曼百貨血拼

319
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,950
還是去折扣百貨好了

320
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,535
我們還在新聞業,所以...

321
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,037
不管如何,我都很以妳為榮

322
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,581
謝謝

323
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,333
- 既然妳現在和他有了交情...
- 好

324
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:40,462
妳可以用來叫他多關心萊克希

325
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,716
我覺得她內心深處
一定很想得到爸爸的關注

326
00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:47,803
才不要,她一直以來都對我很壞,不要

327
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,763
我就當妳會再想想,好嗎?

328
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:52,182
妳考慮一下,因為我真的很擔心她

329
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,769
我每次看到她,她的狀態都每況愈下

330
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,479
妳好

331
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,857
她看起來還行啦

332
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,159
喝起來有昂貴皮鞋的味道

333
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:15,205
我的醫生說這對我的肝臟不好
所以我找人暗殺他

334
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,169
好耶,你好壞,這犯法耶

335
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,130
在這裡放鬆真的很怪

336
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,257
我通常都在這裡被萊克希罵

337
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:29,345
或被萊克希羞辱
或被萊克希用羞辱性字眼罵

338
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,181
對,羅德斯家的人要達到的標準很高

339
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,807
我想也是

340
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:44,151
鄧肯,我...我對萊克希有點不好意思

341
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:48,781
你把注意力放在別人身上,讓她很難過

342
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,032
向來如此

343
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,742
- 乾杯
- 乾杯

344
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:53,869
等等,乾什麼杯

345
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:55,829
你是...你說「向來如此」是什麼意思?

346
00:15:55,829 --> 00:15:59,792
這是我鞭策她的方式
每當我覺得她在偷懶

347
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:04,296
例如她對那小小的3%銷售成長沾沾自喜時

348
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,883
我就會找個能夠激怒她的人

349
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:10,344
對他們大力吹捧、過度關注

350
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:14,598
這樣她就會更努力贏得我的關愛

351
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,016
你認真嗎?

352
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,560
這樣有點惡劣

353
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,728
而且有效

354
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,856
有一次她在寄宿學校的成績很差

355
00:16:22,856 --> 00:16:27,987
我就和她室友莎拉做朋友
和她一起度過感恩節

356
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,197
天啊,那個小孩好無聊

357
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,074
很喜歡地圖

358
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,537
總之,萊克希那年以全班第一的成績畢業

359
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:39,331
所以你只是利用我操縱你的女兒?

360
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:43,669
我看到她看妳吃司康噎到一臉嫌惡後

361
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,964
就知道妳是最佳人選

362
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,718
我有點想吐

363
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,771
真不敢相信我只是鄧肯詭異心理戰的棋子

364
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,816
我絕對不能加薪

365
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,652
我永遠都只是機場附近的公寓

366
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,575
妳知道我那個要價一千萬的物件嗎?

367
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,120
那裡有海景、酒窖和無邊際泳池

368
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,497
我知道,泰迪湯普森,我懂

369
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:26,003
但那裡也有白蟻問題
煙囪破裂、地基不穩

370
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:30,883
我看到檢查報告時,感覺就像被公車撞到

371
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,553
因為我用手機看報告時,被公車撞到

372
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,929
好痛

373
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:39,308
重點是,如果你的根基不穩

374
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,351
再怎麼光鮮亮麗都沒用

375
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,564
我看得出來妳的根基很穩

376
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,525
- 真的嗎?
- 真的

377
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,737
我明知我搶走了萊克希爸爸的關注

378
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:55,074
我根本不在乎,我太想要受到重視

379
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,410
不會啦,妳很努力要教他成為更好的人

380
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,995
這我也失敗了

381
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,748
我根本沒有說服他

382
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,876
他根本不在乎他的訃聞

383
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,213
也許是因為他還沒讀過

384
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,009
或他有閱讀障礙,兩者之一

385
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,055
鄧肯威爾森羅德斯是出版業

386
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,890
維他命和燈泡產業巨擘

387
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,893
他在商場叱吒風雲,其成功的一生

388
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:25,062
只有一個美中不足之處

389
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,023
那就是他人生中的人際關係

390
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,945
他的女兒艾萊克希絲曾經是奧運選手

391
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,405
目前是《索科爾獨立報》的編輯

392
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,574
艾萊克希絲竭盡所能要得到

393
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,536
她父親的商業頭腦和他的關愛

394
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,704
前者表現亮眼

395
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,248
但她從未得到後者

396
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,291
因為鄧肯直到過世前

397
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,253
都無法理解事業上的成就

398
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,213
不代表人生的價值

399
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,048
放好了

400
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,135
重點是你和他人關係的價值...

401
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:01,181
這張要放上面
因為這張是在另一張五分鐘前照的

402
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,349
(《索科爾獨立報》)

403
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(咖啡節奏)

404
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,185
和我們對他人的影響

405
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,522
假如鄧肯有機會重活一次

406
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,316
他可能會花更多心力在人際關係上

407
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,327
你好,父親

408
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,537
艾萊克希絲

409
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,665
我很抱歉奈兒寫了那個訃聞

410
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,334
我會把她減薪
但她的薪水已經低於生活工資

411
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,544
妳再想想辦法

412
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,379
另外,我檢視了我們的財務

413
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,549
我認為我可以讓銷售量不只提高3%

414
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,843
我有一些很棒的想法,我再寄給你

415
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:41,388
我就知道妳有辦法,再和我秘書安排時間

416
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:43,724
艾萊克希絲

417
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,559
是

418
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,730
我喜歡妳的鞋子

419
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,279
- 我的鞋子?
- 對

420
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,283
謝謝

421
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,829
我在維也納宮殿附近的鞋店買的

422
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,671
那次旅遊很棒

423
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,173
- 妳還記得啊?
- 記得

424
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,716
我之前沒吃過德國酸菜

425
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:19,968
- 或是油煎香腸,對吧?
- 對

426
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,845
- 是妳的功勞
- 是我們的功勞

427
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,515
謝謝你讓我想起自己的價值

428
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,977
就像泰迪湯普森常說的,別只是空幻想

429
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,187
- 馬上行動
-「馬上行動」

430
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:34,775
可以快點寫完我的訃聞嗎?
我第一次帶看房看這麼久

431
00:20:41,156 --> 00:20:43,242
現在是怎麼一回事?

432
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,619
這些嗎?只是一些美好的回憶

433
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,414
不,這些...這些是萊克希
從別人辦公桌收來的東西

434
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,416
對,這是傑夫的家人

435
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,126
他們現在也是我的家人了

436
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,339
這是多明尼克的兒子畫的小小手指火雞

437
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,633
{\an8}我喜歡妳的裝飾

438
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:03,178
{\an8}妳還是海豹部隊的,感謝妳報效國家

439
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,429
{\an8}沒問題

440
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,848
{\an8}這些是辦公室其他員工的東西

441
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,350
{\an8}她偷拿來的

442
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,601
{\an8}那裡有正義魔人

443
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,562
{\an8}- 每個辦公室都有一個
- 每天坐在她對面,你就知道了

444
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,148
{\an8}- 一堆廢話,沒人在講話
- 妳好有趣

445
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,650
{\an8}就是說啊

446
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,486
{\an8}我想跟妳一起吃午餐,妳叫什麼名字?

447
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:20,946
{\an8}- 蒂娜
- 太棒了

448
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,197
{\an8}來吧,妮娜

449
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:24,449
{\an8}懶得理你

450
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,454
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