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- 天啊,鄧肯過世了
- 什麼?沒有,我沒這麼說

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希望他能挺過這一關

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對,希望如此,一定會的

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好,萊克希正要去醫院,珊姆會去陪她

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看來我得攬下她們的工作,把優格給我

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- 什麼?
- 我們還得印報紙呢

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椰子口味?

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勇敢點,丹尼斯

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羅德斯先生,我很遺憾

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沒關係,奈兒
因為我應該知道這是怎麼一回事

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- 真的嗎?
- 我能永生,而妳是女巫

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不,其實不是這樣

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好,那到底是怎樣?

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我怎麼可能同時在前往醫院的救護車上

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又在充滿海鮮燉飯餿味的

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員工休息室裡跟妳講話?

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我開始寫訃聞後

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就看得到我撰寫對象的鬼魂
這也許是遺傳

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我祖母看得到鬼,但她也會和雞講話

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- 好,快點...
- 我寫過你的訃聞

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這也許是你在這裡的原因

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好

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- 你一定有很多疑問
- 對,沒錯

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妳怎麼還沒致富?

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妳怎麼還沒致富?

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我能想到一百萬個方法,運用妳的能力

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得到相當可觀的財富

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你知道為什麼我還沒致富嗎?

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你知道嗎?你太高了

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想知道為什麼我還沒致富嗎?

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因為你瞞著大家把報社賣掉

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你甚至沒告訴你女兒
你知道她受創多深嗎?

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她正要跟你對質
叫你別賣掉報社,但你卻死了

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終於崩潰了嗎,怪胎?

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現在別煩,梅森,好嗎?

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我還在消化羅德斯先生的消息

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對喔,好,抱歉,我想想

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嗚嗚,哎唷,那傢伙是混蛋,怪胎

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天啊,毫無感情、毫無忠誠

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那個年輕人就能致富

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(還在負債、還沒升遷
還沒沖澡、還沒成功)

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(還沒有對象、還沒有長大
還不確定、還不滿意)

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{\an8}(還不成熟)

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《老娘還沒死》

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{\an8}- 珊姆
- 我先到了

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{\an8}我剛聽到鄧肯的消息

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{\an8}- 抱一個
- 太可怕了

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{\an8}對,情況好複雜

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{\an8}嗨,看得到我嗎?我是透明的嗎?

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{\an8}能看到我的臉嗎?

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{\an8}我得去找萊克希,確認她沒事

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{\an8}我帶了她的手機和錢包

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{\an8}她還需要什麼?

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{\an8}- 她的釘書機,她會...
- 不用,珊姆,不用帶

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{\an8}醫院一定也有訂書機

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{\an8}但她是用這個學會的

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{\an8}瀏海妹好難過

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{\an8}她今年陪我度過難關

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{\an8}我現在必須在她身旁支持她

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這樣吧,珊姆,我跟妳一起去

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- 真的嗎?
- 對

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- 我們都該去陪萊克希
- 很棒

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- 不要,我不要去醫院
- 就要

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我不想看到自己的身體

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這可能讓時空連續體破裂

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老兄,我們不是在演《回到未來》

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{\an8}有人嗎?

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{\an8}有人嗎?有人嗎?

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{\an8}你在嗎?他去哪了?

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{\an8}鄧肯的狀況穩定下來了

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{\an8}他已經到醫院,他們準備動手術

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{\an8}好怪喔

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{\an8}我是說,手術真怪
他們把身體切開,東翻西找

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{\an8}如果他們碰了金屬
你的鼻子就會發亮,亮晶晶

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{\an8}妳不知道手術是什麼嗎?
我沒時間跟她解釋

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{\an8}運動部一半的人沒來上班

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{\an8}我現在得查出季後賽是什麼東西

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{\an8}雪若,給我香蕉

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{\an8}太熟了,勇敢點,丹尼斯

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{\an8}(帕薩迪納羅斯醫院)

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{\an8}艾德華

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{\an8}- 萊克希還好嗎?
- 她在認識護理師

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{\an8}好,很好

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{\an8}我不懂我為何不能看我親生父親的病歷

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{\an8}因為這是非法的,違反了《健責》法案

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{\an8}再叫我賤人一次,看看會怎樣

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{\an8}她看起來很焦慮,你為什麼不做點事?

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{\an8}我在做事,我在想23豎排的答案

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{\an8}你在玩填字遊戲?
萊克希需要你平復她的心情、安慰她

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{\an8}- 是喔
- 好吧,很好

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{\an8}我要去跟她講話

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{\an8}現在要這樣做

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{\an8}我們要同時用顏色和字母順序排列

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曼蒂,我知道妳很害怕
但我保證花這些時間很值得

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親愛的,我來了

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妳需要什麼嗎?

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妳有釘書機嗎?我不知道這個怎麼用

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我有釘書機嗎?沒有,該死,奈兒

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我去禮品店看看

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昆汀

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嗨,你還在難過嗎?還是昨晚爆哭一場?

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沒有

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只要沖個熱水澡
再吃逸林飯店的歐陸早餐就快樂沒煩惱

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準備好面試我了嗎,昆汀?

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做好準備,我的履歷會讓你嚇到蛋疼

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我們會議室裡見,海克力斯小姐

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你為什麼要面試蒂娜?

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為什麼我不知道她的姓氏是海克力斯?

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首先,妳不善於傾聽

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- 什麼?
- 再說,我公司的其他控股公司

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有幾個職缺

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我要從《索科爾獨立報》
挑一些最出色的人選

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最出色啊?

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好,那我回家穿我最棒的西裝外套過來

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很可惜,妳不需要穿西裝外套來面試

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這是因為你不小心叫我「媽咪」嗎?

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我那樣叫是因為
妳給我那條超柔軟溫暖的毯子

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不,原因不是這個

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這是因為妳的工作
訃聞寫手很容易被AI取代

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對,絕對是因為他叫妳媽咪

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妳得讓那個西裝男面試

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奈兒

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好,鄧肯要進手術房

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接下來三到六小時
他的心臟會離開他的身體

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- 好怪
- 我也需要同樣的時間

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修正梅森的星座運勢文章
因為他全都寫「星座啦,兄弟」

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你過來

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面試?

129
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你的心臟已經跳出身體

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你現在還在擔心這個?
不行,我們要去見萊克希

131
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我漸漸明白了妳的人生為什麼一團糟

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妳糟蹋自己的能力、葬送機會

133
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我沒糟蹋能力或葬送機會
我為報社非常努力工作

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拜託,很多人都很努力工作

135
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妳有這麼厲害的能力
但從沒善用能力幫自己

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能力不是這樣用的

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不,是妳以前不懂得利用
但妳現在有我,我可是業界巨擘

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我幫妳向那個傻瓜拿到工作
讓我進會議室就好

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你要我利用你得到工作?這樣很自私

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這真的是自私嗎?還是聰明?

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說不定我會是妳最後一次看到的鬼

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- 老天,你說得對
- 沒錯

143
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利用我做一些對妳有意義的事

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好吧

145
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昆汀,幫我面試

146
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如果你不答應
我就告訴大家你吸你的大拇指

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一成的成年人都會這麼做

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我們五分鐘後見

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看吧

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好,不用清得那麼乾淨,這樣就好

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妳好像在洗車場工作一樣

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我只是要說,如果妳看起來太完美

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面試官會覺得妳走投無路

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我確實是走投無路

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一句話都別說,第一個說話就輸了

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好,開始吧

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妳最大的弱點是什麼?

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二流技巧

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他想讓妳貶低自己的技能

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用笑話帶過

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我最大的弱點?提拉米蘇

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好,不太好笑,接下來這麼做...伸展身體

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占據多一點空間,展現妳的主導地位

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對,再來,多一點

165
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好,我們不是石像鬼

166
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好,我先介紹我們的職缺吧

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不行,妳要引領對話
妳告訴他為什麼要雇用妳

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這樣吧,跟著我走,奈兒,走一走

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好,讓我告訴你,你為什麼該雇用我

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語氣強硬一點

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不是因為我的多年經歷和調查能力...

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好,加髒話,髒話

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或甚至是因為我有天殺的好文筆

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對,現在湊到他面前

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你要雇用我,因為你能用低廉的價格

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買到我的新聞專業能力,買到算你賺到

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現在把你那乾扁的大拇指

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直直往上舉,讓我知道你明白了

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漂亮

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我真的低估妳了

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妳比我預期中還要符合資格

182
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我們底下的公司應該有些職缺

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什麼話都別說,妳要直接走出去

184
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我們走出去,頭也不回

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妳成功了,妳做到了,奈兒

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好耶

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你也要發威了,跳吧,好讚

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- 舞藝精湛
- 來吧

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什麼?什麼?

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天啊,你說得真有道理

191
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我成功了,我怎麼沒這樣做過?

192
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這才是我的好女孩

193
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沒錯,等一下

194
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不...不,我不是你的女孩
不,萊克希才是

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我剛剛才發現,你根本沒說過要去看她

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萊克希不會有事

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聽著,我們去凱薩宮飯店,吃狂歡吃到飽

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不行

199
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你有可能死掉
但有機會能見女兒最後一面

200
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你還在這裡瞎混?

201
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你才是在糟蹋機會,我沒有

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別用我的道理來罵我

203
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我才剛幫妳整治那個吸拇指男

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你要我善用能力幫自己,但這樣不對

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我要用來幫助你
如果你是我最後看到的鬼

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我就要帶你去醫院

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我不要去醫院

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你別無選擇,你要坐我的日系電動車

209
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我才不要坐日系電動車

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該死,我竟然上了日系電動車

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好,曼蒂在哪?人呢?有人看到曼蒂嗎?

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嗨,妳要休息一下嗎?我要送妳...

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- 氣球
- 謝謝妳,珊姆

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她喜歡氣球嗎?

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- 謝謝
- 話說,真的有必要嗎?

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我覺得萊克希應該沒事

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曼蒂,請到護理站

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我知道妳偷了我的葡萄柚汽水
曼蒂,請到護理站

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- 聽起來沒事嗎?
- 有事

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快來

221
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你要透過我傳話給萊克希

222
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這可能是你修復父女關係的最後機會

223
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聽著,奈兒,羅德斯家族

224
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我們不是相親相愛、互訴情緒的家族

225
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我們會用長時間的沉默來溝通
有時候長達好幾年

226
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我們沒有好幾年了
說說你要對萊克希說什麼

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好,告訴她...

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首先,萊...我想不到

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你想不到是怎樣?她是你的獨生女

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你不可能這麼冷血無情、無話可說

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妳要我說什麼?

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說我搞砸一切?我看重工作,勝過家庭?

233
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:44,602
我們終其一生從沒好好對話?

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00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,687
妳覺得這會讓她心情變好嗎?

235
00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,065
如果你要這麼說...

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我受不了了

237
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我甚至不知道那女人是誰,她瘋了

238
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,573
她應該是曼蒂

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00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:05,956
好,我喜歡妳把擦手巾放在籃子裡

240
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,124
這是很好的開始

241
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:12,088
但再多一點活力
就能輕鬆擊退心血管疾病

242
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,590
你能不能別一直盯著填字遊戲?

243
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,467
她在那裡摺擦手巾了

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00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,635
好厲害

245
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把它推過去
讓尾巴散開來,就大功告成了

246
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:26,185
真不敢相信我要一手包辦醫院裡的大小事

247
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:29,230
這樣吧,跟我一起深呼吸,好嗎?試試看

248
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吸氣,二、三、四

249
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醫院的便盆快不夠用
還需要更多陰性O型血

250
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,031
- 我能捐的量有限,珊姆
- 問一下

251
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「喀什米爾披肩」
八個字母的別稱是什麼?

252
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,452
這很重要嗎?

253
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,288
「帕什米納」,這也是
我第一匹白化症小馬的名字

254
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:50,334
那《楊朵》的導演兼主演是誰?六個字母

255
00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:52,169
「芭芭拉」,只有兩個A

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她知道她要出名時,就把中間的A拿掉了

257
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妳真的很會玩填字遊戲

258
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,136
- 謝謝
- 不客氣

259
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:11,522
我要去看看我父親有沒有新的消息

260
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,107
好

261
00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,949
好吧,我懂填字遊戲的用途了

262
00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:24,076
我快崩潰時,能讓我冷靜的就是

263
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,328
能夠專心處理的東西,例如魔術方塊

264
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,080
我知道萊克希跟我一樣

265
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,665
有解答的謎團

266
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:30,750
小小的勝利

267
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在無法掌控的情況下
這些東西能幫助我們放鬆

268
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,506
我明白你們這麼合拍的原因了

269
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好,讓我試試看

270
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,725
「狗的死敵是什麼?三個字母」

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我不知道

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「戰爭」?

273
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正確

274
00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,317
這樣五的橫排就是「戰拿大」

275
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(歡迎來到帕薩迪納羅斯醫院)

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嗨

277
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,239
葵克莉,真高興看到妳來

278
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:06,619
親愛的,鄧肯讓人又愛又恨
但我也想來陪陪萊克希

279
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:11,373
再說,我去過那麼多飯店
都沒吃過這麼好吃的外燴抹醬

280
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,542
- 我聞不到
- 妳還好嗎,親愛的?

281
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,336
今天好怪

282
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:19,006
鄧肯送醫,報社被賣掉,這真的...

283
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,133
讓我開始思考一些事

284
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,011
我一邊吃香菇鑲肉,妳一邊告訴我吧

285
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:30,601
我以為寫訃聞這個工作很有價值

286
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,479
不是金錢上的價值,因為我薪水不高

287
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,690
但因為他們人生的最後一個故事由我來寫

288
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,984
我能讓那些人得到解脫

289
00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,445
但我現在覺得我根本沒有影響到他們

290
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:42,738
當然沒有

291
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:43,823
親愛的,他們死了

292
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:45,783
對喔

293
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:48,911
訃聞不是為死者而寫

294
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,746
而是為了生者而寫

295
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:56,252
蒙提過世時,因為妳的訃聞
我覺得我更了解他這個人

296
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,461
我就像是透過妳

297
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和他有了最後一次對話

298
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,424
- 是嗎?
- 對

299
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:04,134
奈兒,這真的很特別

300
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,098
嗨,一切還順利嗎?

301
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:12,017
曼蒂離開後,這裡終於正常運作了

302
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,104
太棒了,也許現在正適合跟我去散散步

303
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,815
各位,我要休息十分鐘

304
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,734
她到底是誰啊?

305
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,819
開始趾高氣揚了

306
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:28,617
我知道妳爸送醫前,妳還沒機會跟他說話

307
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,828
妳一定有很多想說的話

308
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,414
妳也許能對我說,妳會感覺好一點

309
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,207
- 這樣很蠢
- 這樣很蠢

310
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:36,292
看吧?

311
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,752
羅德斯一家人是不會談論情緒的

312
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,920
我明白

313
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,714
羅德斯家族不討論情緒

314
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,383
我父親就會這麼說

315
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:48,012
真的嗎?那妳會怎麼說?假裝他在這裡

316
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:52,016
假裝他一臉蠢樣站在我身旁

317
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:54,059
真棒,好,妳在浪費時間

318
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,562
這絕對不是在浪費時間

319
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:58,480
好吧

320
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:02,401
他沒說一聲就賣掉報社,讓我很難過

321
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,571
這讓我覺得他一開始就不認為
我有能力經營報社

322
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,033
他一開始把報社給我時,我手邊毫無資源

323
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,743
他以為報社六個月就會倒閉

324
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,494
我買報社只是為了減稅

325
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:15,122
- 但我撐了五年
- 天啊

326
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:17,791
我想辦法提升自己的適應能力
堅決不放棄

327
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,544
順道一提,我這一生都是這麼過的

328
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:24,465
但他總是把我當成需要照顧的人

329
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,593
他從沒看到真正的我

330
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,846
還有我能夠做到的一切

331
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,142
妳看看妳的成就

332
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:39,104
妳打造了報社,建立了社群

333
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,359
真不敢相信他們都來看我爸

334
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:44,443
他們沒有

335
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,945
他們是為了妳而來

336
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:51,116
我覺得妳爸會想認識真正的妳

337
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,329
希望他挺過難關,這樣就有機會

338
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,456
- 對
- 我也希望,萊克希

339
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,674
大家集資提前印製報紙,才能過來醫院

340
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,552
其實只有我付錢,我想大方一點
但他們一毛錢都沒出

341
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,596
謝謝

342
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:13,806
看到沒,鄧肯?

343
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,183
這就是我為鬼魂做的事

344
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,940
好消息,各位

345
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,233
手術很成功

346
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,859
我父親會好起來

347
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,777
真的嗎?

348
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,533
我沒有哭,妳哭了

349
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,077
好耶,萬歲

350
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,286
生命找到了出路

351
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,671
好好用那個勞力士

352
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,757
父親,你的氣色真好

353
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,342
謝謝

354
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,721
他們把心臟放回去前
我請他們做了醫美手術

355
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,266
我很高興你熬過難關
我有很重要的事要告訴你

356
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,350
真的嗎?

357
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:02,479
妳想到要把賣掉報社賺的錢
花在哪裡了嗎?

358
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,774
妳要買一支義大利足球隊

359
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,819
投資名人龍舌蘭

360
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,863
上太空

361
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,074
其實我必須說點什麼,但這很困難

362
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,285
我就直接說吧

363
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,581
我買了報社

364
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:24,376
新的老闆要把報社逐一賣掉
但我全部買下來了

365
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,086
我用我的信託基金借貸

366
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,422
把存款變現、重新融資我的馬

367
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,801
我相信你覺得這是糟糕的投資和想法

368
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,096
不,其實沒有

369
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,557
- 真的嗎?
- 麻煩妳

370
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,225
說明一下交易要點

371
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,603
好

372
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,108
有些人認為報紙的重點是新聞

373
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,568
但其實不只如此

374
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,279
我一開始寫訃聞時

375
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,157
我以為這份工作的重點是寫出事實

376
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,159
但就如同所有動人的故事

377
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,328
我發現重點是人

378
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,163
還有他們之間的感情

379
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:05,042
重點是他們面臨什麼挑戰、如何成功克服

380
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,337
他們如何成為超乎自己想像的那個人

381
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,756
要把兩頁固定起來,只要...

382
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,800
這樣釘下去,你看看

383
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,510
無法分離了

384
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:18,639
每次寫訃聞,我不只會知道別人的人生

385
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,682
我也能藉此了解自己的人生

386
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,562
曾幾何時宛如負擔的工作
已經變得意義非凡

387
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:26,980
我甚至願意免費為之

388
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:30,567
「但我認為我們都同意,由於公司易主

389
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:32,986
我絕對有資格加薪

390
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,697
誠摯的祝福,奈兒賽拉諾」

391
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,494
妳覺得如何?

392
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,247
我喜歡妳的工作心得感想

393
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:44,790
我全都同意

394
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,416
- 真的嗎?
- 對

395
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,794
除了加薪那一段

396
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,797
我剛把我所有的錢丟進報社,絕對不行

397
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:59,805
但我是個天殺的好記者

398
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:03,559
我要說服妳,為什麼妳該改變主意

399
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,727
奈兒

400
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,563
妳不知道自己的對手是誰

401
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,690
我可以跟妳耗整天

402
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,316
我父親很早就開始教我了

403
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,113
嗨,老天,妳們好大

404
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,407
- 謝謝
- 謝謝

405
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,783
不客氣

406
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,745
老闆大姐頭,希望妳不會太高高在上
不願意跟我們一起吃午餐

407
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,915
雖然我很樂意,但我已經和房東約了午餐

408
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:31,170
大家好

409
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,588
能回來真好

410
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,964
早安,羅德斯先生

411
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,383
你還是穿得很不得體

412
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,467
謝謝,羅德斯先生

413
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:38,552
哪裡

414
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,304
父親好,我馬上過來

415
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:41,763
我先去拿手套

416
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:44,766
你好,羅德斯先生

417
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,976
妳好,梅兒

418
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,186
很高興你回來了

419
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,979
身體還好嗎?

420
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,148
對一個在鬼門關走一遭

421
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,194
心臟跳出身體數小時的人來說還不錯

422
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,404
對,感覺一定很怪,對了,問你喔

423
00:19:57,404 --> 00:20:00,073
因為我是訃聞寫手,我很愛這個主題

424
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:03,160
我很好奇,你在那段期間有看到誰嗎?

425
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,663
看到什麼,或是看到誰?

426
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,749
沒有,應該沒有

427
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,375
只是一片黑暗

428
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,961
- 就像遁入虛空
- 好

429
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,546
很棒

430
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,714
但很擠

431
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,257
- 對
- 很不舒服

432
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,467
也是啦

433
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,428
好像坐在日系電動車裡

434
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,015
我怎麼會知道那是什麼感覺?

435
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,272
等一下

436
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:33,815
什麼?

437
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,487
因為報社重新開業,我覺得該趁這個機會

438
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:42,115
重新打造嶄新且現代的品牌形象

439
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,243
最愛大改造了

440
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,577
- 對,這主意很棒
- 對

441
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,996
從今以後

442
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,500
我們最愛的《索科爾獨立報》就會變成

443
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,127
《索酷爾獨立報》

444
00:20:55,337 --> 00:21:00,217
這和《索科爾獨立報》很像
只是更酷一點

445
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,262
差一字差很多

446
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,305
你們覺得如何?

447
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,932
{\an8}聽起來不太專業

448
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,475
{\an8}- 或有信譽,或很棒
- 或像真的

449
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,728
{\an8}因為確實不是

450
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,231
{\an8}笨蛋

451
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,899
{\an8}這老闆很好玩吧?

452
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,443
{\an8}- 被騙到了吧
- 這惡作劇真完美

453
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,153
{\an8}- 你們應該看看你們的表情
- 太棒了

454
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:23,490
{\an8}我去打個電話
下次換你們整我,我整死你們了

455
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,575
{\an8}真好笑,把廣告撤掉

456
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,910
{\an8}- 全部撤掉
- 快看

457
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:31,331
{\an8}(《索酷爾獨立報》)
(差一字差很多)

458
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,336
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