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[MTV theme song playing]
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-[chimes ring]
-[chicken clucks]
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[Johnny] Warning.
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The stunts in this movie
were performed by professionals,
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so for your safety
and the protection of those around you,
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do not attempt
any of the stunts you're about to see.
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[loud whooshing]
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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[country music playing]
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♪ When you get knocked down
You gotta get back up ♪
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♪ I ain't the sharpest knife
In the drawer ♪
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♪ But I know enough ♪
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♪ To know ♪
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ I lit my brain with rotgut whiskey ♪
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♪ Till my pain was chicken fried ♪
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♪ And I had dudes with badges kiss me ♪
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♪ Teach me how to swallow pride ♪
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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[rock music playing]
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♪ When you get knocked down
You gotta get back up ♪
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♪ That's the way it is in life and love ♪
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Yeah, dude. [laughs]
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♪ So if you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ I've been up and down and down and out ♪
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♪ I've been left and right and wrong ♪
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♪ Well, I walked the walk
And I run my mouth ♪
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♪ Been on the short end for too long ♪
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♪ But if they gave medals
For honky-tonk wars ♪
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-[group cheering]
-♪ Honky-tonk wars ♪
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♪ I'd spend mine on booze and whores ♪
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[screams]
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♪ With my IRS bills and all that stuff ♪
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-[group cheering]
-[Wee Man yells]
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ When you get knocked down
You gotta get back up ♪
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[group cheering]
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♪ I ain't the sharpest knife… ♪
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-[group groans]
-[Steve-O laughs]
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough… ♪
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[Zach groans]
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[Poopies] Damn.
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[engine revving]
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[group groans]
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-[Jasper laughs]
-[Poopies] You all right?
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-♪ You gotta be tough ♪
-♪ Yeah, you gotta be tough ♪
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♪ You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ When you get knocked down
You gotta get back up ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ I ain't the sharpest knife
In the drawer ♪
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-♪ But I know enough to know… ♪
-[group chuckles]
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-[man 1] Wow.
-[man 2] All right.
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-[groans] Oh my…
-[group laughs]
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♪ If you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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♪ Yeah, you gotta be tough
You gotta be tough… ♪
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Here we go. Here we go. Steve-O.
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-[group groans]
-[man 3] Holy fuck.
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♪ I ain't the sharpest knife
In the drawer ♪
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♪ But I know enough to know ♪
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♪ That if you're gonna be dumb
You gotta be tough ♪
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Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass.
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[Zach moans] No!
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-Come on. Just come on.
-[Jeff] Shit.
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-[Johnny] There we go! There we go!
-[Zach screaming]
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-[Wee Man] A double whammy!
-[Jeff] Oh shit!
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-Get it off!
-[Wee Man] He got a double whammy!
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-Oh! Get it off! Please get it off!
-[Johnny] I can't!
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-Oh my God!
-I'm trying!
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-He won't stop! He won't stop!
-Oh, please!
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-I'm trying!
-Please!
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[Jeff] He's bleeding.
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Please! Oh my God!
Please let me outta here! Crap!
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-C'mon!
-[theme music playing]
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-[Zach] Oh my God! Fuck you, Jeff!
-[group laughing]
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[Zach groans]
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Hello. My name's Johnny Knoxville,
and I'm about to end this movie.
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-[loud popping]
-[all gasp]
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-[Johnny laughs]
-What?
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-[Jeff] First of all, let me say this.
-[blasting]
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[Jeff] We've made every Jackass movie
like it's the last one.
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We always take on that attitude.
"This is the last one."
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We did that after the first movie.
We did it after the second movie.
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We did it after the third movie.
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And after the third movie,
I truly did believe that was the last one.
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Oh my God! Look in the mirror.
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-A grown man. Yes.
-[group cheers]
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And, uh, I got a call
from Knoxville, and he's like, "Hey."
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"I think, I'm…"
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"I wanna do another Jackass movie."
I'm like, "Holy shit."
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I don't know.
I just had a feeling, y'know?
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I'd been writing it
for ten years, since the last one.
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And I just got looking through
all the ideas one day,
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and I thought,
"These would really be fun to shoot."
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Then I got that feeling,
which I couldn't get rid of until we shot.
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I was 100% sure that the ship had sailed
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and that we would never make
Jackass again.
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Then all of a sudden,
outta nowhere, after a decade,
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Knoxville says, "I'm ready to go again."
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Yeah, I know. Totally blindsided me.
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But I was stoked. God.
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-[man] How you doing?
-Good morning.
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-[man] All right. Good to see you.
-Good to see you.
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[Jeff] We all knew
we wanted to bring in some new blood,
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but I wanted to also make sure
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we had the original cast
and get them represented.
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They had to be on board with it too.
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-Yeah, Wee Man. Good morning.
-[Wee Man] Yeah, man.
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-Yeah, Johnny.
-[Johnny] What's goin' on?
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[Johnny] And then,
as far as finding new cast,
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we just reached out to friends.
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This man right here, Trip Taylor,
is the reason we have this man, Poopies.
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-Legend.
-Yeah.
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Lookin' for some fresh blood,
and Trip's like, "You gotta meet Poopies."
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[surf music playing]
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[Steve-O] He's just so lovable and dumb.
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Ow.
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Which is a really good mix for Jackass.
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Hey, I'm Jasper,
and I'm gonna jump off this ramp.
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[Jeff] I met Jasper in 2010,
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when we started shooting a show
called Loiter Squad together.
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I knew he'd fit right in.
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-[man] You a'ight, Jasper?
-Victory is mine!
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I learned about Zach
from the World Wide Web.
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You'd see these gnarly videos
of a… larger fellow
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doing really outrageous stunts.
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[cameraman] This is the Suicide Vest.
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-[firecrackers popping]
-[Zach groaning]
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Yeah, Zach won everybody over.
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[groans] Fuck!
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[cameraman] Jesus Christ.
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And how'd you find Rachel?
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I just liked her Instagram.
I thought she was funny.
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My mom, she was the judge
that put O.J. Simpson in prison.
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-[woman] What the--
-Yeah.
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So basically, O.J. Simpson
got sent to prison
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by the same woman who sent me to my room.
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-[audience chuckles]
-But we got out.
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[audience laughs]
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-This is Eric Manaka.
-[Eric] Mm-hmm.
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[Johnny] Eric,
did you think when I cast you
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for that film in South Africa
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that you would be standing here today?
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-Never in a million years.
-Covered in semen?
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With semen in my mouth, currently.
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-[chuckling]
-Mm-hmm.
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-You've hit the big time, kid.
-[both laughing]
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-Hi, Mum.
-Ooh. Sorry, Mom.
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[Jeff] So we got
this great new cast together,
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but I think we still all
had some questions.
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And then, you know, there's,
like, there's trepidation just on,
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y'know, how we're older now.
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-Like, is it still funny?
-Yeah, I was skeptical. I was… I mean…
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-You were the most skeptical.
-I was very skeptical--
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We came to you. We were all psyched.
Then you were like, "Uh…"
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It was like, "We have to prove it
to ourselves that it's a good idea."
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So let's shoot
a couple days but not commit,
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and let it tell us that it's a movie.
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[Jeff] The first thing we wanted to shoot
was a bit that Steve-O shot a while ago,
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just to see if the new guys
could really, y'know, keep up.
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[Wee Man laughs]
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First of all,
thank you, guys, for being here.
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-[group] Yeah.
-Bear with me.
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This is the first intro
I've done in ten years, I think, so…
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[all laughing]
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-Wow.
-Holy shit.
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-Oh, stop. Stop. Please stop.
-[group cheering]
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All right.
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This is Fire in the Hole.
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[Ehren chuckles]
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There's other hot sauces, but this is his.
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Wee Man's Chronic Tacos.
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-For the best in hot sauce enemas.
-[group chuckling]
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[cracking up] The old taste of Mexico.
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[all laughing]
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[Johnny] Let's, uh…
let's assume the positions, fellas.
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-[group chattering]
-[Johnny] I… Goddamn.
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I don't know
where I'm gonna put it in at, Preston.
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There might be
some, uh, scrounging around a little.
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Okay, everybody insert.
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Sorry, bro!
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-Oh my God, kid.
-[all clamoring]
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[Chris] You gotta make sure it goes up.
It's in his butthole.
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-[Ehren] To the left! Too much air!
-[Preston] To the left! The fuckin' left!
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Oh my God! No, you're too low!
Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!
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[Chris] Are you ready?
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-[Ehren] You can put it in yourself.
-[Wee Man] Hot sauce is goin' in!
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Are you ready?
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[guys screaming and groaning]
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-[Johnny] It's not goin' down!
-[Poopies] Hey!
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-It's not goin' down!
-[group laughing]
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-[Preston] I don't have any.
-Oh, Poopies' is going down.
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-[men groaning]
-[Johnny] Oh no!
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-[Chris] Slowly going in.
-[Wee Man] It burning?
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-It's burning!
-[Johnny] It's not going!
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[Ehren] There you go.
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-Oh, fucking fuck!
-It's all over my hands now. Ugh.
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-[Jaws] Yours isn't goin' in either!
-Oh shit!
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-[Poopies] Oh God!
-[Dave] Jesus!
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[Jaws] Ehren.
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-[Jeff] Here, try this pump.
-[Johnny] Okay, we got a pump.
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[Chris] Guys! I got shit on my hands!
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-[Johnny] One second.
-[Jeff] We gotta let-- Go on, Spike.
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-[Johnny] Okay, are you in, Jaws?
-[Jaws] I'm in.
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-[gas escapes]
-[all groaning]
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[group laughing]
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[Chris] Oh no!
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[screams] Fuckin' put it in my eye!
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[guys groaning]
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-[group laughing]
-[Johnny] Guys, watch it. Whoo.
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-[Wee Man laughs] Yeah.
-[Poopies] Oh God.
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-Here's some relief, fellas. There you go.
-Yes. [sighs]
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-[Johnny] What flavor you need?
-I want one.
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[Preston] PJ, please.
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-[Chris] He needs a poopsicle real quick.
-[Johnny] There, Preston.
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-Who-- There you go, Poopies.
-Thank you, sir.
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-[Ehren] Relieve your ass.
-[Johnny] Jaws, are you okay?
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-It feels so much better.
-[Poopies] It does feel way better.
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-[Preston] Great.
-Good. Doin' the trick.
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-[Wee Man laughs]
-[Poopies] Oh, yeah.
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You dare me to do this?
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[group screams and groans]
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[Chris] Ass to mouth. ATM!
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-My God!
-[Poopies] Wanna see something? Watch.
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-[Wee Man] Oh God!
-[group laughing]
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[Poopies] Oh shit.
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-[Dave] It's gonna be a fucked-up movie.
-[Wee Man] Yeah.
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In hindsight, it was like an initiation.
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It was like, if you can get through this,
then you can, y'know?
233
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If you don't storm off set going,
"Nothin' doing,"
234
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then it shows that you're down. [chuckles]
235
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I didn't know what to expect with Jackass.
236
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'Cause it was this weird feeling
of, "I've known you guys my whole life."
237
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But also, "Oh my God."
238
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"I can't believe
I'm here with them in person."
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We're gonna have a little competition
between Preston Lacy and Zach Holmes.
240
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Who can do the biggest long jump?
241
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All competitors follow our instructions
as the gospel truth.
242
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We frown on poor sportsmanship,
gambling, and slang.
243
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-[man 1] Okay.
-All right. Get in our positions!
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-[crew member claps]
-[all laughing]
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[man 2] Oh God.
246
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[group chattering]
247
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-Fuck, I'm prime time! I'm prime time!
-We are fucked.
248
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[group continues laughing]
249
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-[Wee Man] He's like, "I'm fucked."
-[man 3] Stretch it out, Zach. Stretch.
250
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[Zach farts]
251
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-[man 4] Right there. There's the--
-[man 5] You guys are in the sweet spot.
252
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Man, I'm right in there.
253
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-[man 5] Planned this out well.
-I'm makin' muscles.
254
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-I just wasn't thinking, and whoop-de-do.
-[Ehren laughs]
255
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[man 5] All right. Good luck.
256
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-[Chris] Zachary, are you ready?
-I'm ready.
257
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Okay.
258
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-♪ Let me see the Tootsee Roll… ♪
-[horn blares]
259
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C'mon!
260
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[man 6 laughing] Oh!
261
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[guys groaning]
262
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Fuckin' God!
263
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[guys grunting]
264
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♪ Cotton candy, sweetie, go
Let me see the Tootsee Roll… ♪
265
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Got kneed right in… Oh God.
266
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-[Johnny] How much do you weigh?
-[Zach laughs] Like, fuckin' 400 pounds.
267
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-[Johnny laughs] Oh shit!
-[Zach] Approximately.
268
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-♪ Cotton candy, sweetie, go… ♪
-[horn blares]
269
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-[Wee Man screams]
-[Ehren] Oh no. Oh no.
270
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[group groans]
271
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[Wee Man] Fuck you, P!
272
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-[grunts] Fuckin' dying.
-[group laughing]
273
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-Dude, I think he's cryin'.
-[Johnny] You went and hit me so hard.
274
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-[Wee Man groans]
-[Johnny] Oh my God.
275
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[Wee Man] Oh. Now, that was
a straight knee to the nuts. [groans]
276
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[Preston] Sorry, Wee Man.
277
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Judging this contest
is next to impossible.
278
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There's only one way to really find out
which athlete's day will be today,
279
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and that's if they run simultaneously.
280
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[horn blares]
281
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[guys scream]
282
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[all groan]
283
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-[Ehren] Goddamn it!
-[all laughing and grunting]
284
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[Zach grunts]
285
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[Preston] Oh, that hurt.
That hurt quite a lot.
286
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[Ehren] Oh shit.
287
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[Zach chuckling] That was fun.
288
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[Chris] The athleticism was dazzling.
289
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-[Rachel] It was magnificent.
-[Preston] No.
290
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[Rachel] The judges
have, uh, assessed the results,
291
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and it's obvious
the clear winner today is diabetes, but…
292
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,031
-[group laughing]
-[Wee Man] Wow.
293
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I think by halfway through the first day,
we were like, "Oh, this just feels great."
294
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-[laughing] He just--
-[Spike] Oh my God. That's amazing.
295
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I mean, it just felt good immediately.
296
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Everyone was psyched.
297
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-Everyone was in a good mood.
-[all cheer]
298
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[Johnny] It was just--
We were getting great stuff.
299
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A lot of those bits
from the test wound up in the movie.
300
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,846
-[Ehren yells]
-[all laughing hysterically]
301
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,514
[Jasper laughs nervously]
302
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-Mom, I'm sorry.
-[Johnny] You don't wanna play, Jasper?
303
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,184
[Jasper] It's cool.
304
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,562
[Poopies] The plexi penis smush.
305
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:18,107
Oh my gosh.
This is where I was like, "Okay."
306
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,359
"Things are gettin'
a little too gnarly right now."
307
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,944
"Things are goin' too far."
308
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,779
But I had to do it.
309
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,991
First time I've ever shown my dick
on camera.
310
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,660
I've for sure never seen
a dick that flat in my life.
311
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,953
It was like science class.
312
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,330
You just learn something new.
What the dick can do.
313
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My name's Johnny Knoxville,
and this is Dong-Pong.
314
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-Gentlemen. There you go.
-Thank you.
315
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-[Chris] Holy shit.
-[Jasper grunts]
316
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,676
-[Rachel] Ah.
-Hey, try and get the ball.
317
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,721
-[groaning] Ow! Go get that!
-[Rachel] Get it, get it.
318
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,598
-[Dave sighs]
-[man 1] Dude.
319
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-[man 2] Oh my God.
-[Johnny] Fifteen, love.
320
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,059
[group laughing]
321
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:57,187
-We just gotta take a breath.
-[both take a deep breath]
322
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[Rachel] Look each other in the eyes.
Get in sync.
323
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,358
Ping-pong, rally on.
324
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,401
M'kay.
325
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,486
-[group exclaims]
-Yeah!
326
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,238
-Oh!
-[group cheers]
327
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:07,948
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-Victors!
328
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,868
Let's try this.
This is like a mini tug-of-war. See how…
329
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,328
-Back up.
-Oh.
330
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,662
-Ow.
-[Chris] Oh, dear.
331
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,748
-Ow! Oh my God! Ow!
-[Poopies screams]
332
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,917
[all groaning]
333
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,754
-[Poopies groaning] Ow! Oh my God! Ow!
-[group laughing]
334
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,340
[Poopies] It's a slider! Oh my God!
335
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,966
[Rachel] That was my first day,
336
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,887
meeting everyone and then seeing
all of their dicks and their buttholes.
337
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,598
And then it felt like family after that.
338
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,726
-That's a wrap on this test.
-Sorry, sorry.
339
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,019
Amazing job, everyone.
340
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,812
Thank you, everybody.
341
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,898
[all cheering and applauding]
342
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,942
[Jeff] And so, after the two-day shoot,
343
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,903
me, Spike, and Knoxville all said,
"It's a go."
344
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,238
"And it's definitely… It feels right."
345
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,448
[cast chattering]
346
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:53,702
[Jeff] So, we officially began shooting
the movie on March 3, 2020.
347
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,912
Here they come.
348
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,540
Yeah, legend.
349
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,210
-[man] What up?
-What's up? How are you?
350
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,420
-[man] Good, and yourself?
-Good, man. I'm ready.
351
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:06,465
Got the boys here.
We got the crew. First stunt of the year.
352
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,176
Um, first stunt of the movie, actually.
353
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,552
-Yeah, Cordell.
-'Sup, buddy?
354
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,845
-How're you?
-Great to see you.
355
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,348
Good to see you.
So, yeah, we're on. Good to see you.
356
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,685
[man] Yeah, man.
Are you excited to get things picked up?
357
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:18,894
Dude, I'm so excited.
358
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,772
I've been waitin'
pretty much my whole life for this, so…
359
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,316
I mean, we're…
I'm workin' with legends right here.
360
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,609
I mean, it's crazy.
361
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,902
I'm excited.
362
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,320
[indistinct chatter]
363
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,572
[Johnny] Can you guess who I am, Dimitry?
364
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,658
-Who?
-[Johnny] Can you--? I'm Tesla.
365
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,786
Tesla's under-admired.
366
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,373
And this is going to do
nothing to help that. [chuckles]
367
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,166
[man] All right.
368
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,796
This is our friend James,
an esteemed scientist.
369
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,047
-You're a scientist?
-Yes.
370
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,090
What is that?
371
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,591
[James] That is an electric eel.
372
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,344
-They can put out up to 600 volts.
-[Johnny gasps]
373
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,847
So, the idea
for the electric eel was that,
374
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,726
"Can electricity come
from this animal, go through somebody,
375
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,020
and into a metal key
and then into somebody else?"
376
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:01,937
[Johnny] Yeah.
377
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:02,938
That was funny.
378
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,607
Oh, man. Wee Man tryin' to do intros?
379
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,486
He could not get those intros right,
and it was so satisfying.
380
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:14,783
Hi. I'm Benjamin Franklin,
father of electricity,
381
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,036
and this is an electric eel.
382
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,164
Countrymen, natives…
383
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,498
-[laughs]
-Wait, no.
384
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,583
-Romans.
-Friends.
385
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:23,709
-Friends.
-Romans.
386
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,627
-Romans and countrymen.
-Countrymen.
387
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,298
Friends, Romans, and countrymen,
388
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,300
show me your rears.
389
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:32,426
[group cracks up]
390
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:35,387
[Rachel, laughing] Lend me your ears.
391
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:38,015
-[Steve-O] Show him your rear!
-[man 1] Lend me your ears.
392
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,185
[laughing] Friends, Romans,
and countrymen, lend me your ears.
393
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,686
[group laughing]
394
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,439
-[Johnny] Okay. Oh, yeah.
-[Wee Man] Ready? Yes.
395
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:50,319
Friends, Romans, and Ehren,
lend me your rear.
396
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,905
-[electricity crackles]
-Oh gosh! [scoffs]
397
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:53,822
It did.
398
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,533
-[Steve-O] Jesus!
-[Wee Man] Are you ready?
399
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:57,659
[Steve-O laughs]
400
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,662
-[electricity crackles]
-[Ehren groans]
401
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,873
-[electricity crackles]
-[yelps]
402
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,626
[Johnny] Keep it on there, Wee Man.
Get the key in.
403
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,879
-[electricity crackles]
-[Ehren screams]
404
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:09,922
[group laughing]
405
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,926
[man 2] Did it work?
406
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,596
-Yeah, it worked. We got electricity, man.
-What? Fuckin' key, man.
407
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,473
What do you think the lights are on for?
408
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,850
-[key clangs]
-[laughs]
409
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,229
We learned that electric eels
do conduct enough electricity
410
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,649
to go through Wee Man,
into a key, into a butthole.
411
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,527
It's like, we learned important things.
Science things.
412
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,279
-[Jeff] Yeah. Who knew?
-[Spike] Who knew?
413
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,115
[Johnny] We ended that day on a high.
414
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,158
And I remember
415
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,621
going home that night,
and it was my birthday.
416
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,748
And I got a call from Spike,
417
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,876
and I'm like, "Oh, Spike's callin'
to wish me happy birthday."
418
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,670
-[laughs]
-And he's like, "Hey man."
419
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:53,674
[spluttering] "Uh,
we're going to shut down."
420
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,426
I'm like, "What do you mean?"
He goes, "COVID."
421
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:01,181
And I was-- I just couldn't wrap my head
around us shutting down.
422
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,642
We didn't know
if it was gonna be for two weeks,
423
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,519
if it was gonna be for a month.
424
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,814
-[nurse] Exposure to someone positive?
-[Dave] No.
425
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,899
[nurse] All right.
You're gonna get swabbed twice.
426
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,819
So if you need to blow your nose,
go ahead and do so now.
427
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,362
[Johnny] Because of the coronavirus,
428
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:19,032
today is our first day
filming again in seven months.
429
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,910
-Notice anything different?
-[Jeff] A funny thing happened.
430
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,663
When we came back,
Johnny Knoxville had gray hair.
431
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,166
-[Johnny] Thank you. We're good?
-[man] You're okay.
432
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,208
[Johnny] All right.
433
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,588
I'm all safe to shoot
a very dangerous film. [chuckles]
434
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,134
And then, we're one of the first movies
in Los Angeles that's back up and running.
435
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,469
[Poopies] Good morning. Whoo. Day one.
436
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:42,514
[Jeff] And we're almost like guinea pigs.
Like, it was tricky.
437
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,725
And we had to get tested every day.
438
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,060
There was just
a whole new set of safety protocols.
439
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,438
-[Steve-O coughs]
-[man] Steve-O just coughed.
440
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,942
-[group laughs]
-[Chris] I'll get Ebola.
441
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,820
So, let's use that to our advantage.
Like, let's…
442
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,156
Let's throw a COVID safety meeting.
443
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,118
This is Don,
our "COVID safety officer" for today.
444
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:07,581
He will be running the guys through
some safety precautions while on set.
445
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:11,043
And, uh, man, I just hope it goes well.
446
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,836
[Johnny and Don laugh]
447
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,756
[man] There's Pontius, Zach.
448
00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,633
[Don] Well, my name's Don Ruffin.
449
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:20,010
I'm a COVID-19 compliance officer.
450
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,512
I'm here to help implement
the standards by the CDC
451
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,181
to help you get-- keep you guys safe.
452
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,016
So, we wanna keep the crew--
453
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,268
[air whooshing loudly]
454
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:32,064
[Poopies] Oh my God!
455
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,900
[cast laughing and grunting]
456
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:36,944
[man] What the fuck, you asshole?
457
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,822
[Ehren] Jesus Christ! Fuck!
458
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,824
[cast continues laughing]
459
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,160
[Poopies] I thought
the world was ending for a second.
460
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,746
[group laughing loudly]
461
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,414
[Ehren] I thought that was a COVID test.
462
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,667
Aren't we supposed
to take this shit seriously?
463
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,544
That was a real good way
to get back into… [chuckling]
464
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,506
And at that moment,
I truly realized, like,
465
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,424
we're fucked.
466
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,718
[chuckles] Like, anything goes.
467
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,098
Uh, we, as, uh, the cast,
are basically gonna just be
468
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,767
tortured for the next year.
469
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,852
-Whatever.
-[man] Oh my God.
470
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,189
That was the first thing
we shot back from COVID.
471
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,441
So already, the guys were on their toes.
472
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,610
And plus, with the new protocols,
473
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,571
they knew we weren't gonna be able
to shoot as much man on the street,
474
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,616
so we were gonna take that out
on the cast. [chuckles]
475
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,910
Hi. What's up, everybody?
My name's Poopies.
476
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:29,496
I'm the newest member
of the Jackass 4 crew.
477
00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:32,291
[interviewer] What is gonna change
about your life once this comes out?
478
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,167
Well, I think that, um…
479
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,546
Well, one thing that I think
is gonna change in my life is, uh,
480
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,381
the fame.
481
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,509
But I don't let that get to me, dude.
482
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,721
I just wanna be by the beach,
surfin' and chasin' chicks my whole life.
483
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:49,099
So, I mean,
that's gonna be definitely a plus,
484
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,227
but I just wanna make
more… more projects and film more--
485
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,313
-[Poopies groans]
-[Johnny laughing]
486
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,523
Oh my gosh, dude. [chuckles]
487
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,151
-Oh, bro!
-[Johnny] Are you okay?
488
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,529
-Are you okay?
-Oh my gosh! That was a good slap, dude.
489
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:05,782
[chuckling] Holy shit.
Knoxville, good morning.
490
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,743
I'm always on edge
when I'm on set because,
491
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,536
y'know, anything can be a prank.
492
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,163
[air whooshing loudly]
493
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,706
[Ehren] What the fuck?
494
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,959
-What the fuck?
-[Johnny] Oh my God!
495
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,377
[Zach] I knew it!
496
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,671
-I fuckin' knew it!
-[Johnny] Oh my God!
497
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:23,425
Like, this could be a prank right now.
I don't fuckin' know.
498
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,052
-[laughs] You know?
-[blasting]
499
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,721
And every-- Nothing is real.
500
00:22:27,804 --> 00:22:30,390
-[man] Let's lay it down.
-[laughing] What the fuck?
501
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,267
[all laughing]
502
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,981
[sighs, laughs nervously]
503
00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,443
Sorry. It's so nerve-racking in here.
504
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:45,489
[interviewer] What's the grossest bit
that was shot so far in this movie?
505
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:46,907
Huh.
506
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,701
-[loud popping]
-[Johnny] Oh.
507
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,912
[group laughing]
508
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:56,875
[man] Jesus.
509
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,668
-[cast laughing]
-[man] Jeez.
510
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:01,755
That was five gallons of horse semen!
511
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,632
-[Wee Man spits]
-[laughs]
512
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,385
-[Steve-O groans]
-[spits, laughs]
513
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,387
-[all laughing]
-[man] Clear.
514
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,055
-[electricity crackles]
-[Wee Man yells]
515
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:13,392
-[chuckling] I'll fuck you up!
-[electricity crackling]
516
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:15,394
They told me
they was doing something. I forgot.
517
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,020
Sayin' they were scaring somebody else.
518
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,689
Next thing you know, I'm locked in a room.
519
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:22,234
But I never imagined
they'd put me in a room with a bear.
520
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,945
-[guys snickering]
-Hey, man!
521
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,739
-Hey, hey!
-[bear growling]
522
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:31,410
Hey, get that fuckin' bear, bro!
Hey! Aw, shit.
523
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,121
-Hey, man! What the fuck, bro?
-[bear growls]
524
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,498
-[both laughing]
-He's trying to hide!
525
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,041
[Dark Shark screaming]
526
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,670
-Help! Hey, man, get this damn thing, bro!
-[Johnny on PA] Dark Shark.
527
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:44,423
[laughing] My dad's in there
with a bear right now.
528
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:47,384
[on PA] Dark Shark,
those trees aren't real.
529
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:48,760
You can't climb them.
530
00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,011
[both laughing]
531
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,471
[bear growls]
532
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,056
[Dark Shark screams]
533
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,016
-[Johnny laughing]
-[bear snorts]
534
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:57,477
[screams] He's biting me! He bit me!
535
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,149
Throughout the years, y'know,
I slowly developed more and more PTSD,
536
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,318
just like any of the other guys,
about what's really happening
537
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,778
or if we're getting pranked.
538
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,822
And I'm gonna have to say that that came,
539
00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:11,116
for me, at a height
at Silence of the Lambs.
540
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,452
-That was… They took it too far.
-[loud bang]
541
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,786
[Dave] Doggone it!
542
00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:16,079
[Ehren] Oh fuck!
543
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:21,460
[Dave] We got locked in a pitch-black room
and tortured for like 20 minutes straight.
544
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,836
It was terrifying.
545
00:24:22,919 --> 00:24:25,046
[Dave] Hey, what do you guys
want us to do--? Ow!
546
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,798
[groaning] Ow! Ow!
547
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,259
-You guys are fuckin' assholes!
-[man] Guess!
548
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:33,847
I hope it's funny, but, man, to be
in that moment, it was… it was…
549
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:35,807
It was like…
550
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:39,936
I thought I was gonna die,
and not a… a painless death.
551
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:44,274
That was… I don't remember
being that scared, like, maybe ever.
552
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,067
Fuck!
553
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,696
[sighs, exhales deeply]
554
00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,115
Oh, man, dude. I still don't…
555
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,618
It's so hard to trust.
Is it over? Is it over?
556
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,785
[man 1] It's over.
557
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,205
-[woman chuckles]
-[man 2] It's over, bro.
558
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:02,042
I'm scared of what you guys do,
you guys go through.
559
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,377
-Like, no one's safe.
-[electricity crackles]
560
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,796
-[Ehren groans] Fuck! Why?
-[group laughing]
561
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:12,260
And, uh, I was, like,
kind of scared every time I showed up.
562
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,763
I was, like…
I was very nervous the first day.
563
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:18,892
-[nurse 1] Get your temperature taken.
-[thermometer beeps]
564
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,686
[nurse 1] All right.
You're all good. There.
565
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,772
[mellow country music playing]
566
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,859
[nurse 2] Thank you.
567
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:31,154
-[Eric] Actually, I'm gonna pee quick.
-[woman] We're ready.
568
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,657
-[Eric] I'm gonna pee.
-[woman] Oh, okay. Go.
569
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:40,622
-[explosion blasts]
-[Eric screams]
570
00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:44,751
-I fuckin' knew it! I fuckin' knew it!
-[group laughing]
571
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:47,629
-I knew it. I knew it, you motherfucker.
-[laughing]
572
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:50,006
I fuckin' knew it!
573
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,259
-[cracking up]
-[Wee Man] Yeah!
574
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,344
-[Preston] Yeah!
-Fired up!
575
00:25:54,427 --> 00:25:57,389
-That thing caught on fire, dude.
-[Zach laughs]
576
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:01,017
-[man] Oh my God! Oh my God!
-[Eric] I peed, like, all over myself.
577
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:04,938
Went into the porta-potty,
and it fuckin' exploded. [laughing]
578
00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:07,566
Like, hook, line, and sinker.
579
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:10,485
[scoffs] Like, I produce pranks
for a living.
580
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:15,240
And the whole cast
plays it so well, I had no idea.
581
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,408
It's one of those things.
582
00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:19,160
When you watch it growing up,
you're in love with it,
583
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,373
but when you're actually there on set,
you're like, "This is fuckin' hardcore."
584
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,500
[in exaggerated British accent]
Hello, governor.
585
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:30,505
We're here with Eric André,
world-famous elephant hunter.
586
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,091
And we're gonna do
a little big-game hunting today.
587
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:37,012
[in British accent] This might be
the diphtheria, but they look delicious.
588
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,140
-[Wee Man] That's fuckin' gnarly.
-[Zach] Which way are we gonna go?
589
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,559
[in British accent] If there's one thing
any schoolboy knows,
590
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,978
it's hunting big game requires a big gun.
591
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:45,979
[group laughs]
592
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,773
[Wee Man] This is a bad day
to be an elephant.
593
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:50,191
[Zach laughing] So bad.
594
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:52,152
It appears they're linked together.
595
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,321
-Is that how they snog?
-[group laughs]
596
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:56,031
["British Grenadiers" playing]
597
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,574
[Johnny] Oi! Dead ahead.
598
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,576
-[Eric] Aim for the mother!
-[Dave] Hup, hup!
599
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:00,744
[Chris] Okay!
600
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:01,745
Powder!
601
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:05,123
-[Eric] Thrust, thrust.
-And fire when ready.
602
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:06,666
[Eric shouts]
603
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,001
[Wee Man groans]
604
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,210
[Johnny] Got one!
605
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,630
-[all laughing]
-[Poopies] Oh!
606
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:14,674
[Chris] Twenty pound sterling bounty
on the baby elephant.
607
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,344
[Eric] Twenty quid for a baby?
Are you mad?
608
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,305
-[group groans]
-[Wee Man] Oh fuck!
609
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,640
[Johnny] He's feisty.
610
00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:25,226
He'll make a fine decoration
for the sitting room. Ha ha ha!
611
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,354
-[group laughs]
-[Dave] Fully reloaded!
612
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,731
They're getting tired.
We've got 'em tired.
613
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,399
[Eric] God save the Queen.
614
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,151
-[all groan]
-[Johnny] Got him!
615
00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:35,236
[Chris] You got him
square in the bojangles.
616
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,613
[Dave] Right in the ivory!
617
00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:38,323
-[man] Incoming!
-[Dave] He's down!
618
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,700
[Preston groans] Motherfucker, dudes.
619
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,244
Would someone provide this elephant
with a veterinarian?
620
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,704
He seems hurt.
621
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:47,248
-[Preston groans]
-[Jeff] Keep shooting. What are we doin'?
622
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,583
We gotta get it again.
623
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:52,253
We don't have this yet. Like…
Can you take another? You're all right.
624
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,756
My favorite part of that
is Knoxville trying to get you
625
00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:57,801
to go talk
to the elephants, who are upset.
626
00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,844
And I feel like
that's a big part of the thing.
627
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,555
You guys are like--
You're good cop, bad cop.
628
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,683
You need to go talk to the elephants.
629
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,101
-They're good.
-[man] They're good.
630
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,395
-Preston's good to go?
-Preston, you're good, right?
631
00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,480
[Preston] I don't know.
It's startin' to swell up.
632
00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:14,901
-Ah, fuck. It hurts so bad. Oh, shit.
-[Jeff] Let's reset. We're goin' again.
633
00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,821
-Let's go after the bull.
-[Jeff] You guys are thirsty.
634
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:21,032
-You're around your watering hole.
-You guys go on one leg. Go on one leg.
635
00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,951
-[Jeff] Just happy.
-[Johnny] Move the camera.
636
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:26,162
[Jeff] Show them. The elephants
need to be on this side of the pond--
637
00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:29,040
-[Jeff] Fuck!
-[Eric, in British accent] Good show!
638
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,251
-[all laughing]
-[Dave cheering]
639
00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:34,337
[Jeff] Right in the fuckin' tuchus!
640
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:35,630
[groans loudly]
641
00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,758
It's weird, though.
They don't like seeing me get hit or hurt.
642
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:39,843
-Really?
-Yeah.
643
00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:42,470
-What are you talkin' about?
-Yeah, what are you talking about?
644
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:46,266
What? Everyone cheers when,
like, I stun-gun you or, like…
645
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,602
People were so happy
when you got shot by the elephant gun.
646
00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:51,020
-Yeah.
-Are we ready?
647
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856
I'm sorry. I'm on cloud nine.
648
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:56,526
-I dropped my accent and everything.
-[group laughs]
649
00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,653
[man] Show me what you got here.
Oh my God.
650
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,113
[Jeff] That thing hurt.
651
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,866
But then our hunt
was rudely interrupted by an explosion.
652
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:06,453
I think-- Was it Ehren
that was blasted out of the toilet?
653
00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,748
-[explosion blasts]
-[Ehren screams]
654
00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:12,333
-[shouts]
-[Johnny] Okay!
655
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,419
-Get him!
-[Johnny] Okay. Put the gun down!
656
00:29:14,502 --> 00:29:16,504
-Gun down.
-It's loaded. It's hot!
657
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,883
[screams] What the fuck! Ah, goddamn it!
658
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:21,509
[cast laughing]
659
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,594
[Ehren] Seriously?
660
00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:23,762
Fuck you guys!
661
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,764
-[Johnny] Yeah! We got Ehren!
-[Chris] Holy shit!
662
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,140
[Ehren panting]
663
00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:29,517
[group laughing]
664
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,312
-[Dave] It got you?
-[Ehren] What do you mean, did it get me?
665
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:35,732
We were shooting in the field,
and we saw a huge fireball from over here.
666
00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,817
Everyone dropped the whole bit
and started running.
667
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,486
[Ehren] Are you fuckin' kidding me?
668
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:40,862
[group chuckling]
669
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,073
-[woman] Okay.
-[man] What are you, Johnny?
670
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,494
I'm a fuckin' flamingo. What do you think?
671
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,828
[man 1] What? I dunno.
672
00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,247
So, what's gonna happen here
is we're swinging.
673
00:29:52,665 --> 00:29:55,251
And they're coming down,
and they're gonna get in our way.
674
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,961
But our goal is to really damage them,
675
00:29:57,045 --> 00:30:00,298
and their goal is to,
uh, somehow avoid us,
676
00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,633
but they're not going to.
677
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:05,261
I'm Jasper,
and this is the Swingset Gauntlet.
678
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,472
-Mya!
-[Johnny] Ooh-whee!
679
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,224
-Nya!
-[Johnny scoffs]
680
00:30:10,016 --> 00:30:12,477
-That's your cow sound?
-[man] That's your, uh…
681
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,146
-Yeah, I'm a different type of cow.
-[surf music playing]
682
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,191
[Jeff] I wanna see a little pelican head
go flyin' across the yard.
683
00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:21,528
[man 1] Look at the pelican fly!
Come on, pelican!
684
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,946
[man 2] All right, start pumpin'.
685
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,406
[Johnny] You had me at "start pumpin'."
686
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,411
[Johnny grunts]
687
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,455
[all laughing]
688
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,624
-Watch your head!
-[Jasper yelps]
689
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:38,545
[Jeff] Oh my God.
690
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,421
[Jasper yelps, groans]
691
00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,799
-[Chris laughs]
-[Dave] Oh.
692
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,092
[yelps, grunts]
693
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,344
[all groaning and laughing]
694
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:48,680
Are you okay?
695
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:50,265
Holy…
696
00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:54,519
-Are you okay?
-Dude.
697
00:30:54,602 --> 00:30:57,522
-[laughing] Holy shit!
-[Johnny] Are you all right?
698
00:30:57,605 --> 00:30:59,941
[Ehren] He spun
in the air like a fuckin'…
699
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,776
-[Dave spits]
-[Ehren] Dude!
700
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,945
-Did I do it right?
-[laughing] Oh my God!
701
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,531
-[Dave] I didn't even know what happened.
-[Ehren] Oh my God!
702
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,075
[Dave] I was cruisin' along
on my cool little box here.
703
00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,494
Fuckin' dickhead Ehren
smashed the fuck outta me.
704
00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:12,787
[Ehren laughs]
705
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,832
[Dave] I didn't land in the soft sand.
I landed back on this bullshit.
706
00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:19,168
-[group laughs]
-[Johnny] Your head broke your landing.
707
00:31:20,044 --> 00:31:22,797
[Chris in East Coast accent]
Hi, Nick Merlino. Bye, Nick Merlino.
708
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,508
[group laughing]
709
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:29,095
-I'm gonna clobber that crustacean.
-[all laugh]
710
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,139
Okay, go.
711
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,932
Get the speed, Chris.
712
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:36,436
[Chris] I'm gonna pulverize that prawn.
713
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,939
[all groan and laugh]
714
00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:41,482
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
715
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,694
-[Johnny cracking up]
-[Ehren] Holy shit!
716
00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:48,531
-Dude, he did, like, four flips. Dude.
-[Nick groans]
717
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,035
-[Chris] Dude.
-[Johnny] Pontius, that was a good one.
718
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,995
-Holy shit.
-[man 3] That was great.
719
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:56,122
[Nick] Yeah, that knocked
the wind outta me.
720
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,041
-Dude.
-That fuckin' sucked.
721
00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,001
[in East Coast accent]
Hey lobster, you lost?
722
00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,338
-[man 4] Awesome.
-[all laughing]
723
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,007
[machine whirring]
724
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:09,385
[Jeff] It was really fun
to bring back Irving Zisman.
725
00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,220
We haven't seen that guy in a while.
726
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:14,515
You gotta see the manager in here.
727
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,143
You should see the bunglestein on her.
728
00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:20,063
-[laughs]
-I'd like to tap her like a keg.
729
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:22,023
Oh no. [laughs]
730
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,608
[quietly]
731
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,443
No?
732
00:32:26,694 --> 00:32:30,531
[Irving] Okay.
What kind of a thing should I…
733
00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,617
'Cause she's a little sweet on me too.
734
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,285
Man.
735
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,914
-I feel like--
-She's about your age.
736
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,415
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
737
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:40,500
Damn.
738
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:43,086
-Maybe--
-Don't go blowin' up my spot.
739
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:45,713
[laughs] Gotta watch out.
740
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,176
Yeah, I don't need
any cockblocks around here.
741
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,845
-[container pops]
-It's Brad?
742
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:56,766
-Yeah.
-[Irving, softly] You wanna have some fun?
743
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,060
-Yeah, man.
-[Irving] Okay.
744
00:33:01,562 --> 00:33:03,398
[groans, grunts]
745
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,276
-[alarm blaring]
-[Irving] Oh.
746
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,528
[quietly]
747
00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,613
[Irving exhales, groans]
748
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,117
Irving, what did you…
what did you do that for?
749
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,995
-What should we do now?
-[Irving laughs]
750
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,663
-Oh my goodness.
-Hold onto that.
751
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,039
That's a pretty nice soup bone.
752
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:24,919
Mm, my goodness,
check out the torpedo on that submarine.
753
00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:28,131
-He's got a broomstick like a banana slug.
-[alarm stops]
754
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,757
[manager] How--? Oh my God. Oh wow.
755
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,009
Hi, Cheryl.
756
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:33,261
Oh, fuck. Hello, Irving.
757
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:36,597
-What the hell did you do now?
-I didn't do it. He pulled it.
758
00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:38,558
What?
759
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:42,061
Why do what? You pulled it!
You said, "Watch this" and pulled it.
760
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:45,898
[softly] Oh, why are you being
a cockblock? Talk me up.
761
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,651
You're bein' a cockblock. Talk me up.
762
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,698
He's your age,
so he's, like, trying to hit on you.
763
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:57,785
And it's not a good time
for you to do that.
764
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,872
-I…
-What?
765
00:34:00,955 --> 00:34:02,290
-What's your name?
-Brad.
766
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:04,333
-[Cheryl] Did you pull the fire alarm?
-No.
767
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,294
-[Cheryl] Okay. Irving says you did.
-I know--
768
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:09,047
[Irving] All of you who think Brad did it,
raise your hand.
769
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,381
[men exclaim]
770
00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:13,551
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-What's your problem?
771
00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:17,388
-Ah. Wow, this is my kind of party.
-[men laugh]
772
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:19,932
-All right.
-I kinda feel like partyin' right now.
773
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:21,726
[dance music playing on boom box]
774
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,519
[men exclaim]
775
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:28,024
[Irving] Oh! Hey, oh!
776
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,359
-[men cheer]
-[Irving grunting]
777
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,154
[men clamoring]
778
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,448
[Irving] Come on, Brad. Let's get rad.
779
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:37,492
-[man 1] C'mon!
-Yeah, man.
780
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:40,078
-Yeah, Brad!
-[Brad laughs]
781
00:34:40,661 --> 00:34:43,664
-[man 2] Brad.
-[all cheering]
782
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:44,791
[Cheryl] Yay!
783
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:47,001
[Irving] Yeah, Brad! Yeah, Brad!
784
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:50,630
-[Johnny] Good luck, Wee Man.
-[Wee Man] Thanks.
785
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,883
[Jeff] That's one of the disco-iest
camel toes I've ever seen.
786
00:34:53,966 --> 00:34:55,259
[group laughs]
787
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,095
-[Chris grunts]
-Stop, okay?
788
00:34:57,178 --> 00:34:58,763
-[both laugh]
-Oh my God.
789
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:02,475
I'm Wee Man, and this is the Ballknocker.
790
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,937
[machinery whirring]
791
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,689
-[Steve-O] It's fuckin' party time, man.
-[man 1] Yeah.
792
00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:13,402
[Preston grunts]
793
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:14,904
[machinery stops]
794
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:18,449
-[Johnny] Three, two, one, go!
-[Wee Man grunts]
795
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,243
-[Wee Man groans]
-[man 2] Oh shit!
796
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,578
-[all groan and laugh]
-[Steve-O claps]
797
00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:23,746
[Preston] Fuck.
798
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:25,998
[Preston, Zach, and Wee Man groaning]
799
00:35:26,082 --> 00:35:29,627
-Wee Man, are you okay? Holy shit.
-[man 3] Jason? Jason, speak.
800
00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:31,712
-[man 4] That was intense.
-[Johnny] You okay?
801
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,256
-Yeah.
-Talk. Talk, talk.
802
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:35,550
-Am I bleedin'?
-[group] No.
803
00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:38,970
-[Johnny] How did that feel?
-[Wee Man] It felt like a car crash.
804
00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,931
-[Johnny] It looked like a car crash.
-[Wee Man] Fuck.
805
00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:42,932
[Zach] Oh my God.
806
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,935
-[Johnny] How do you feel, Zach?
-[Zach] Dude, my asshole hurts.
807
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:48,980
-[group laughing]
-[Wee Man] How does your asshole hurt?
808
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,440
I don't wanna hear anything about that.
809
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,485
-You asked me how I felt.
-I know. But why does that hurt?
810
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:57,113
-I don't know! [laughs]
-[group chuckles]
811
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:00,449
-I don't know!
-I don't know what bit you just did.
812
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:02,285
[Zach and Wee Man laughing]
813
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:06,247
So, on Wildboyz, we filmed this bit
814
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:10,293
where we were in Africa,
and we had fish attached to strings.
815
00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,128
Like, cinched up around our packages.
816
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:16,340
It's time for a little penis fishing.
We're fishing for fish eagles!
817
00:36:16,465 --> 00:36:18,843
[Chris] And so, the eagles
would swoop down, grab the fish,
818
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:20,469
and then yank our packages taught.
819
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:24,140
-[Wee Man inhales sharply, screams]
-[Chris groans, laughs]
820
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:26,184
[Wee man shrieking and laughing]
821
00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:28,144
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
822
00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:31,314
But MTV wouldn't let us air it.
It was a little graphic.
823
00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:34,025
And so we thought,
"Well, let's try to do that idea."
824
00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:36,444
Like, I got word
that this guy had two fish eagles.
825
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,988
I'm like, "Ah, fish eagles.
I've got an idea for that."
826
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:42,491
I gotta tell ya, breaking bones
and shovin' things up your butt
827
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,452
doesn't get any easier with age.
828
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:45,912
I'm just kidding.
829
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:48,372
Shovin' things up your butt
gets a lot easier.
830
00:36:48,456 --> 00:36:50,958
I'm Steve-O,
and this is the Dine and Dash.
831
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,168
[group chuckles]
832
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,172
-Oh no.
-Oh God.
833
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:58,758
The basic idea
was shove a fish up Steve-O's butt
834
00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:01,677
and have an eagle come
and just grab the fish hard
835
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,055
and fly off,
hopefully grabbing some of his butt
836
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,306
and flying away with it.
837
00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:08,434
But the fish eagle just,
kinda just gently lands next to him.
838
00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:10,519
[Steve-O] Oh my God.
I just saw his fuckin' beak.
839
00:37:10,603 --> 00:37:13,022
-[Chris] He's checkin' it.
-[Jasper] Just smack it.
840
00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,815
-[eagle cries]
-[Rachel] Oh my God.
841
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,192
-Ow!
-[Rachel] Oh my God!
842
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,612
-I saw it come out of his asshole!
-Ow! Oh!
843
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:22,615
-Ow!
-[Jeff] He got the first fish easily.
844
00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:24,909
So, well, we got…
we gotta make something out of this.
845
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,703
So, we just stuffed the fish
a little further up in there
846
00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:31,082
and wrapped it up
around his balls and stuff. [chuckles]
847
00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:35,127
Do you want to, uh,
really rub the fish all over my balls?
848
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:36,587
[man 1] Ooh.
849
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,756
-I can.
-[group laughs]
850
00:37:38,839 --> 00:37:41,133
[Johnny] Do we have a rubber band? Ah, no?
851
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,219
Jesus Christ. How big are his nuts?
852
00:37:43,302 --> 00:37:46,055
-I don't know how-- My God.
-[group laughs]
853
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:48,266
[Chris] I got a hair tie. Would that work?
854
00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,435
-You're a genius.
-[Chris] I want that back, though.
855
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,728
-[Johnny] I need--
-[screams]
856
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,273
-[Johnny] Wait, Steve-O, I'm not--
-Hey, no cheap shot!
857
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,150
-It doesn't get any cheaper than this.
-[Steve-O laughs]
858
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,487
-[man 2] Let him get every last scrap.
-[Steve-O chuckling]
859
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,406
Come on, man. That's HomeTown Buffet.
860
00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,782
-Oh shit.
-[Steve-O screams]
861
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,452
His beak is so fuckin' gnarly. Oh shit.
862
00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:12,957
-[man 3] Need to go for it.
-Oh shit! [groans]
863
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,167
-[eagle cries]
-Ah. [groans]
864
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,753
-[exhales]
-[Rachel] Eat more.
865
00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:20,339
-Oh! [yells]
-[group exclaims]
866
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,550
[Rachel] Literally a bottom-feeder. Yeah!
867
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:26,721
-[Steve-O shrieking]
-[eagle chewing loudly]
868
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:28,472
[group laughing]
869
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:30,891
-[crunches]
-[Steve-O screams]
870
00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:32,435
Ow!
871
00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:34,770
Here I am, like, butt naked.
872
00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,523
I got, like, stickin' stuff up my butt,
873
00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:39,984
and my balls were on the line.
874
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,902
-[crunches]
-[Steve-O screams]
875
00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:44,780
-[shrieking] Oh! Oh!
-[group laughs nervously]
876
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:48,284
-He literally ate your ass.
-[Steve-O] Oh, he really did.
877
00:38:48,367 --> 00:38:51,245
-Does it look sweet?
-[Johnny] Give Pontius his hair tie back.
878
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,205
Dude, I'm gonna sell this on eBay.
879
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:56,208
-[laughs]
-Yeah.
880
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:59,295
-[chuckles]
-I'm not surprised that bit's in 4.5.
881
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:01,881
-But I wasn't givin' up on the raptors.
-Yeah.
882
00:39:01,964 --> 00:39:05,551
So, we got a raptor
to rip off my eyebrows.
883
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:06,635
That was amazing.
884
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,512
-Put your chin down.
-Okay.
885
00:39:08,596 --> 00:39:10,681
After we're all done, after it's all over,
886
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,976
I want you to relax
with some cucumber and elderflower water.
887
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:16,979
[Dark Shark] That's crazy.
Look at that big motherfucker.
888
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:19,607
-Do you like birds?
-I ain't sayin' nothin'.
889
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,319
Yeah, no. I'm scared of birds.
You can't tell I keep jumpin'?
890
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:26,739
Dark Shark was funny during that bit
because he's so scared of birds.
891
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:31,285
Yeah, I'm… I been scared of birds
since I was, like, ten years old.
892
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,120
You know, I got a phobia.
893
00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:36,791
-[man] We're ready to go.
-Oh, shit! Oh, damn.
894
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:39,168
-[group chuckles]
-Oh, shit.
895
00:39:39,251 --> 00:39:41,629
[Dark Shark] That motherfucker
ready to go, got business.
896
00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:42,838
I'm serious.
897
00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:46,675
[Johnny snickers]
898
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,387
I'm gonna be well groomed.
899
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,430
You're gonna be as smooth as the new guys.
900
00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:56,060
[group chuckles nervously]
901
00:39:58,187 --> 00:39:59,522
-[raptor cries]
-[hair rips]
902
00:39:59,605 --> 00:40:00,564
[group laughs]
903
00:40:00,648 --> 00:40:02,024
Let's see. [chuckles]
904
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:05,152
Got one little bit still left. [laughs]
905
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,113
[Chris] There's a tiny racing stripe.
906
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,907
That's the way
they're wearing them these days.
907
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:13,327
-[hair rips]
-Ow. [sighs]
908
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,703
Know what? I have those eyebrows.
909
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,122
-I saved them.
-Oh, did you?
910
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,374
[Chris] Yeah.
I thought it'd be a good idea.
911
00:40:18,457 --> 00:40:22,336
After 4.5 comes out, we can auction them
off to charity to help the kids.
912
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,671
-That's great.
-Yeah.
913
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,214
[Chris] You look really sexy.
914
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,883
If you think I look good now, just wait.
915
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:31,720
-Job's only just begun.
-[both chuckle]
916
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:35,182
Yeah, I didn't even realize
how badly I missed working with Chris
917
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,017
until we started shooting this movie.
918
00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,853
Yeah, we just have the best time.
919
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:43,274
Yeah, I think it makes us become better
than our own individual selves.
920
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:45,317
It makes our personalities multiply.
921
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,028
Chris and I together
is better than the sum of its parts.
922
00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,364
-That's the word, yes.
-[chuckles]
923
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,159
[Jeff] The problem was,
once we ripped his eyebrows off,
924
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,827
now we got Steve-O with no eyebrows,
925
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:58,497
and we're only two-thirds of the way
through the movie, so… [chuckles]
926
00:40:59,081 --> 00:41:02,334
[Steve-O] I walked out, and I was like,
"What the hell ramp is that, dude?"
927
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,670
Like, "What kind
of sissy operation is this?"
928
00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:07,339
And then I found out
that he's wearin' a rocket pack.
929
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:10,968
I'm like, "Okay, cool. I'm in." [laughs]
930
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:14,054
-[harp playing]
-Welcome to my Fantasy Island.
931
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,432
Today, we got a couple
of hot-shit water skiers,
932
00:41:16,515 --> 00:41:18,767
Parks Bonifay, Poopies,
933
00:41:18,851 --> 00:41:20,394
a rocket jet pack.
934
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,271
I mean, what's the worst
that could happen?
935
00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:24,815
Oh, and we also got,
uh, Bunny the Lifeguard.
936
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,693
-[Chris] Kind of a new alter ego.
-[Johnny laughs]
937
00:41:27,776 --> 00:41:30,821
-[Chris] Creepy porno dude.
-[group laughs]
938
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:33,532
-[Wee Man] "Creepy porno dude."
-Yeah, there we go.
939
00:41:33,616 --> 00:41:35,618
[chuckles] So, where are we gonna fuck?
940
00:41:35,701 --> 00:41:38,454
[group laughs]
941
00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:41,832
[Parks] Poopies, with the two liquid CO2
rocket-powered backpacks,
942
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:44,919
and he's gonna edge out
of the big red kicker.
943
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,255
And then he's got a little strap here,
and as soon as you pull that,
944
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,549
she kicks, and you're goin'
for a ride for eight seconds.
945
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:55,387
[man] Poopies, when you hit the ramp,
hit the jet pack for additional thrust.
946
00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,223
I'm Bunny the Lifeguard,
947
00:41:57,306 --> 00:42:00,434
and this is Hot Shit Water Skiing,
take 69.
948
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,894
-["Vacation" playing]
-Yeah.
949
00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,146
-[Parks] You good?
-[Poopies] Yeah.
950
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:06,273
♪ Get my mind off of you ♪
951
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,317
[engine revving]
952
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,653
-[Chris] Yeah, bro! Yeah!
-♪ Back here at home ♪
953
00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:14,365
♪ There's nothin' to do… ♪
954
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:16,867
-[Steve-O] Go, Poop!
-[all cheer]
955
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,410
-[Ehren] Yeah, man!
-[Dave] Get it!
956
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,287
-♪ I wish I'd stayed… ♪
-[jet pack whooshes]
957
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,706
-[Johnny] Oh no!
-[group laughing]
958
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,585
[laughs]
959
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,214
[laughing] That was
about 20 feet before the ramp.
960
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,508
I pulled it, and I think I fell forward.
961
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:34,843
[Parks] Yeah, it pushed you forward
into the water.
962
00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:35,928
[Poopies] Yeah.
963
00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:39,557
♪ And I still
Haven't gotten over you yet… ♪
964
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,559
[Poopies] Let's try one more! One more!
965
00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,853
[Johnny] Here we go.
I'm feelin' good about this one.
966
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:47,439
-♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
-[Chris grunting]
967
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:50,025
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone… ♪
968
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:52,361
[cast cheering]
969
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,654
[Poopies] Yeah!
970
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:57,116
-[jet pack whooshes]
-[group cheering and laughing]
971
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,702
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
972
00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:03,122
-[jet pack whooshes]
-♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
973
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,167
[Steve-O] Yeah, Poops!
974
00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,502
[Johnny] Yeah, Poopies!
975
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,047
Let's get his ass in the peanut gallery
and give Parks a chance.
976
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,341
-Yeah, Parks!
-He's locked in.
977
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,593
-Yeah!
-[group cheering]
978
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,553
-[Johnny] Locked in.
-[motor revving]
979
00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,020
♪ Vacation, all I ever wanted… ♪
980
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,730
[Steve-O] Shit! He's haulin' ass!
981
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:29,565
-[jet pack whooshes]
-[Ehren] Oh shit!
982
00:43:29,648 --> 00:43:31,567
[group cheering wildly]
983
00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:34,069
♪ Meant to be spent alone… ♪
984
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,405
[Wee Man] The plane! The plane!
985
00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:38,991
-[bell ringing loudly]
-[all continue cheering]
986
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:42,411
♪ Vacation, had to get away ♪
987
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:46,206
♪ Vacation, meant to be spent alone ♪
988
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:50,961
Dude, I knew when I was up there
it was gonna hurt, and then it hurt.
989
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,296
[chuckles]
990
00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,050
-[man 1] You ready?
-[man 2] Yep.
991
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,846
[Johnny laughs] Oh shit!
992
00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,974
-Are you okay?
-[Jasper laughing] Yeah.
993
00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:05,517
[man 3] I didn't have a first try.
994
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:08,145
-[Wee Man] You didn't hit the apple!
-[all laughing]
995
00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:13,984
Um, my worst injury
through filming Jackass 4…
996
00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:14,985
Um…
997
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:17,821
[spluttering] …my testicles, obviously.
998
00:44:18,947 --> 00:44:20,783
-[ball thuds]
-[all cheer]
999
00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,369
-[puck thuds]
-[Ehren groans]
1000
00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,828
[Johnny] He sees it.
1001
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:25,871
[Ehren screams]
1002
00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:28,415
-[Johnny] Easy!
-[group groaning and laughing]
1003
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,751
[Eric] I will say, seeing
1004
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:34,088
Danger Ehren's crotch get mutilated
1005
00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:37,675
while I was on set helped me
1006
00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:40,719
feel comfortable
'cause I would just be, like,
1007
00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,012
anytime I got hurt,
1008
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:47,267
I was like, "It's not as bad as getting
a pogo stick to your testicles."
1009
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:48,936
They're ripped to shreds.
1010
00:44:49,019 --> 00:44:52,856
I mean, I think you guys--
you lit him up more brutal in this movie
1011
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,608
than, uh, the previous three.
1012
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:55,776
Meh, I don't know.
1013
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:57,528
You ripped his fuckin' tooth out
1014
00:44:57,611 --> 00:45:00,823
and cracked his skull in half
and broke his neck three times
1015
00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:02,449
and threw him into a wall.
1016
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,910
-[Jeff] Keep hittin' him!
-[Ehren groaning]
1017
00:45:04,993 --> 00:45:06,036
[Eric] It's kinda…
1018
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:10,666
[laughing] It's kind of funny
how you destroy Ehren.
1019
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,919
I'm here with professional bowler
Missy Parkin,
1020
00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:17,715
and this is
the Cup Test with a Bowling Ball.
1021
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:22,052
And I will let you know that I do use
the heaviest ball you're allowed to use.
1022
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,847
-Oh God.
-I use a 16-pound bowling ball.
1023
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,724
I don't know if this is the right cup.
1024
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,392
-It's got--
-[Johnny] Yeah, it's right.
1025
00:45:28,475 --> 00:45:30,728
It's got really bad edges. Like, it'll--
1026
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,521
Missy, what do you think
of Ehren's chances?
1027
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:36,191
I mean, I'm gonna…
I'm gonna definitely hit that, so…
1028
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,317
[group laughs]
1029
00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:40,404
-This is… this is the danger zone.
-[Missy laughs]
1030
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:42,573
Uh, please just hit him, Missy.
1031
00:45:43,782 --> 00:45:46,034
-[Missy] Okay.
-[Ehren takes a deep breath]
1032
00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:48,203
[inhales sharply] Oh God.
1033
00:45:48,996 --> 00:45:50,748
Oh my God. I don't know what to do.
1034
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,209
[screams, groans]
1035
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:56,086
-Oh, that was on the leg!
-[group groans]
1036
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:59,047
[Ehren continues grunting]
1037
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:00,924
[pins clatter]
1038
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:03,177
-[cast and Missy laugh]
-[Johnny] Hey!
1039
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:05,053
[Ehren] Oh my God!
1040
00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:08,390
-It hit you on the leg first.
-[Wee Man] The leg slowed it.
1041
00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:11,393
-[Johnny] That was deflected.
-Are you sure? It didn't feel like it.
1042
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,021
[Johnny] No, that was…
That was… It went, "Boom, boom."
1043
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:15,606
[Ehren] Oh my God!
1044
00:46:15,689 --> 00:46:16,940
[groans] I'm gonna…
1045
00:46:17,024 --> 00:46:19,735
Dude, I'm not gonna take one
like that again. I can't.
1046
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,696
-[Johnny] Missy did her job perfectly.
-It's in my butthole.
1047
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,990
Like, I swear to God,
it's hurting in my butthole.
1048
00:46:25,073 --> 00:46:26,366
[cast and Missy laugh]
1049
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:29,077
-Sit down! Sit down!
-I don't think I can do it, man.
1050
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:31,288
-I can't do it!
-[Jeff] You have to sit down!
1051
00:46:31,371 --> 00:46:33,916
-I can't do it!
-[Jeff] Wanna do it while he's standing?
1052
00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:36,502
Jackass 4: Breaking Ehren.
1053
00:46:36,585 --> 00:46:38,170
Do you think he could go again?
1054
00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:41,673
I think he could absolutely go again.
You could do one more.
1055
00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:43,550
She's a professional, Ehren.
1056
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,219
-Come on. Man up.
-[Ehren] I just, like…
1057
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,512
[group laughing]
1058
00:46:47,095 --> 00:46:49,223
[Missy] Ehren, are you ready? Don't move.
1059
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,682
Am I in the right position?
1060
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,976
[Johnny] You're just making her angry,
Ehren.
1061
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,020
[group chuckles]
1062
00:46:57,397 --> 00:47:00,526
-[Ehren grunts]
-[group groans and cheers]
1063
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,111
-[Steve-O] Oh!
-[Preston exclaims]
1064
00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:06,365
[Johnny] Oh my God!
1065
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,116
[Ehren yells]
1066
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,661
[group laughing]
1067
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,955
-[Johnny] Oh my God!
-[Wee Man] Oh my God!
1068
00:47:13,038 --> 00:47:15,666
-[thuds loudly]
-[Missy laughing] Ehren?
1069
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,002
[group gasps and exclaims]
1070
00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:24,091
-[Ehren] Ah God, dude!
-[Missy inhales sharply]
1071
00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:25,592
[Johnny] Yeah, Ehren!
1072
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:29,137
Oh, Ehren's always had my respect,
even though he can be annoying.
1073
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:33,392
Like, he always gets great footage,
and he, like,
1074
00:47:33,475 --> 00:47:35,143
is amazing in Jackass Forever.
1075
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,689
I mean, 'course,
he didn't mean to be. [laughs]
1076
00:47:38,772 --> 00:47:39,815
But he was.
1077
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:45,279
I'm Poopies, and I'll show me.
1078
00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:46,822
[exhales]
1079
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:51,326
[group laughs]
1080
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:53,745
-Dude.
-[Johnny] Like Steve-O.
1081
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,455
That was a knocker, bro.
1082
00:47:55,539 --> 00:47:57,583
-Ah, my teeth hurt.
-[Johnny chuckles]
1083
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,127
[Poopies] Oh, that drop came fast.
1084
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:01,962
[group laughing]
1085
00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:03,672
[Poopies] Ow. My teeth are numb.
1086
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:05,048
[Steve-O] You showed you.
1087
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:08,844
Fuck me. I just fucked myself right there.
1088
00:48:08,927 --> 00:48:10,220
[group laughing]
1089
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:14,391
[Johnny] So, here we are
on the Paramount back lot,
1090
00:48:14,474 --> 00:48:16,935
where they shot The Godfather,
1091
00:48:17,019 --> 00:48:19,813
Chinatown, Breakfast at Tiffany's.
1092
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:23,066
And we're shooting Zach Sashimi. [laughs]
1093
00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:27,905
Mm-mm! This is Zach Sashimi. Everyone?
1094
00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:30,824
Find a fold and put in the sashimi.
1095
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,286
-Got some nice tits, Zach.
-[chuckles] Thanks, Steve.
1096
00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:36,079
[group laughs]
1097
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,539
[Preston] Oh!
1098
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:42,127
-[Steve-O] How deep are we with this guy?
-[Zach yells]
1099
00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,211
[Steve-O laughs]
1100
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:46,423
-[Chris] Whoa. Watch it slide.
-[Steve-O exclaims]
1101
00:48:46,506 --> 00:48:47,966
[coughs]
1102
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,552
[Johnny] Let's cook that sushi.
1103
00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,721
Are you ready
to get in the best shape of your life?
1104
00:48:52,804 --> 00:48:53,722
[group laughs]
1105
00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:55,766
[Steve-O] Time for some wind sprints.
1106
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,185
[Chris] Gonna cook it
in Zach's own juices.
1107
00:48:58,268 --> 00:49:00,437
-[Rachel] Much like ceviche.
-[Steve-O] Oh, man.
1108
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,899
-[Chris] Really focus on that form.
-[Ehren] Fitness.
1109
00:49:03,982 --> 00:49:05,108
Oh.
1110
00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,902
-[Chris] Jog now.
-[Johnny] Go, Zach.
1111
00:49:06,985 --> 00:49:09,529
I'm gettin' harder
than Portland cement right now.
1112
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,783
-[Zach panting]
-[Johnny] All right, let's get started.
1113
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,994
-[Rachel] I'm goin' in.
-[Johnny] It's belly-button time.
1114
00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:18,747
[Chris] We have to be careful
this doesn't just become chaos.
1115
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:20,707
[group laughs]
1116
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,834
-[Steve-O] Yeah!
-[group groans]
1117
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,587
-[Poopies] Oh!
-[Ehren] Oh, wow.
1118
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:28,382
-[Poopies] Great job, Rachel.
-[Preston] How could you?
1119
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,800
I've had worse things.
1120
00:49:29,883 --> 00:49:32,344
-[group laughs]
-Fuck, that was gross.
1121
00:49:33,470 --> 00:49:35,055
-In here.
-[Preston] Like a petri dish.
1122
00:49:35,138 --> 00:49:37,307
[Chris] It's slippery.
It's slippery from his sweat.
1123
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:39,351
[Ehren] Tear it open
like a bear going for salmon.
1124
00:49:39,434 --> 00:49:40,435
[group laughs]
1125
00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:41,979
-[Rachel] Yeah!
-[Poopies] Superfood.
1126
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,730
-[Chris retches]
-[Johnny] Superfood.
1127
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:46,316
-[group laughs]
-[Chris retching]
1128
00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:48,610
[Ehren] It's slippery.
1129
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,279
-[vomit splashes]
-[group groans]
1130
00:49:51,363 --> 00:49:54,032
This is the first bit we've ever shot
on the Paramount back lot,
1131
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,575
and may be, well, our last.
1132
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,618
[group laughs]
1133
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:57,828
Open up, Bubba.
1134
00:49:57,911 --> 00:50:00,247
-[Zach retches]
-[Johnny laughs]
1135
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,249
-[Zach coughs]
-You got it. Swallow it.
1136
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:04,459
-[Poopies] You got this.
-[Chris] Hold your ground!
1137
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:06,628
-[retches]
-[man] Oh, gross.
1138
00:50:07,087 --> 00:50:09,256
[Steve-O] It's disgusting Zach
more than anyone.
1139
00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:10,424
[Zach gasps]
1140
00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:13,135
-[Johnny] The thong.
-[Steve-O] Gotta be something in there.
1141
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:15,095
[Ehren] Oh, look at that. Jesus.
1142
00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:18,432
-[Poopies] Wow.
-[Chris] Look at how slick he is.
1143
00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,475
-Oh. Ugh.
-[Poopies retches]
1144
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:22,352
All right. Hey, guys.
1145
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:24,187
You like shrimp?
1146
00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,064
[Johnny] I see one
with Steve-O's name on it.
1147
00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:27,941
Steve, feast on that eel.
1148
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:29,860
Should I… should I do it no hands?
1149
00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:31,820
Steve-O going for the no-hander.
1150
00:50:31,903 --> 00:50:34,072
-[Steve-O] That's wet-ass bootie.
-[Chris] No-hander.
1151
00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:36,158
Oh yeah. [retches]
1152
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:38,952
-[Poopies] This is not--
-[Johnny] Leaning down in everyone's puke.
1153
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:41,580
-[Steve-O retching and groaning]
-[group laughing]
1154
00:50:43,915 --> 00:50:45,417
[Poopies] Oh my God!
1155
00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,420
[Steve-O coughing and retching loudly]
1156
00:50:48,503 --> 00:50:50,380
[Johnny] Can we get… can we get…
1157
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,632
[Chris] Get it down. Get it down.
No, no, no, no, no.
1158
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,302
[Steve-O and Zach retch]
1159
00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,721
-[Poopies] You got it, Steve-O.
-[Johnny] Hold it together.
1160
00:50:57,804 --> 00:51:00,515
[Steve-O groans and retches loudly]
1161
00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:01,933
[moans]
1162
00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,144
Feels like we've really crossed a line.
1163
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,938
-[vomit splashes]
-[Johnny laughs] Oh God.
1164
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:08,106
I can't believe it.
1165
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:12,402
-[Lance retches]
-[Johnny] Focus. How you doin', Lance?
1166
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:15,363
-[Lance coughing]
-[Johnny] Can we get Lance another mask?
1167
00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:19,076
How many times
did you puke this film, Lance?
1168
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:21,745
[Lance] I think it was six.
I tried to stay off camera.
1169
00:51:21,828 --> 00:51:25,749
[Johnny] So, you puked once or twice
in past movies and six times in this one.
1170
00:51:25,832 --> 00:51:26,792
[Lance retching]
1171
00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,752
-That was a record.
-That's a record.
1172
00:51:28,835 --> 00:51:31,379
I came for sushi, but I had salad.
1173
00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:33,298
[all laughing]
1174
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,883
Jeff was joking with me before
1175
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:38,261
about like, "You're gonna find sushi
somewhere when you get home."
1176
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,056
And I was thinking,
"Oh, ha ha. You know, whatever."
1177
00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:43,391
I'm pretty sure
he found one two days later.
1178
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:48,063
He sent me a photo of a piece of sashimi
that he found two days later. [laughs]
1179
00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,774
[laughing] It was nasty. So messed up.
1180
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,070
-[Rachel] Hello.
-Hi. How's it going?
1181
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:56,446
-[Rachel] Good.
-Hi.
1182
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,950
-This is my grandpa.
-[woman] Hi.
1183
00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:00,867
Hi.
1184
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:02,410
-My name is Alex. How are you?
-Good.
1185
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:03,620
-Alex?
-Alex, yeah.
1186
00:52:03,703 --> 00:52:04,913
-Irving.
-Irving.
1187
00:52:04,996 --> 00:52:06,540
-I'm Rachel.
-Hi, Rachel.
1188
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:08,875
Um, so, I just have
a couple meetings today,
1189
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:11,837
and I just need you to, like,
sit with him for a couple hours.
1190
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,881
You don't have to babysit him,
but just kinda keep an eye on him.
1191
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:18,802
And then just one thing.
Like, just make sure he doesn't smoke.
1192
00:52:18,885 --> 00:52:20,053
Like, that's all.
1193
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:21,930
-All right. Thank you so much.
-Of course.
1194
00:52:22,013 --> 00:52:24,558
-Have fun, Grandpa. Be good, okay?
-[Irving] All right, baby doll.
1195
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,725
-[Rachel] Love you.
-Right.
1196
00:52:25,809 --> 00:52:27,435
-[Alex] It was Irving, right?
-Yes.
1197
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,937
[Alex] What would you like to do?
1198
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,691
There's a little coffee truck
right around the corner.
1199
00:52:32,774 --> 00:52:35,652
Would… would you mind getting me a coffee?
1200
00:52:35,735 --> 00:52:37,654
-Do you want black coffee?
-Please.
1201
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,781
-With no sugar? Nothing?
-No sugar.
1202
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:40,907
I'm sweet enough.
1203
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,493
[energetic music playing]
1204
00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:50,292
[Irving] Help!
1205
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,587
-Where are you?
-[Irving] Help!
1206
00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:56,965
-Where are you?
-[Irving] Help?
1207
00:52:57,048 --> 00:52:57,883
Whoa.
1208
00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:00,010
-How did you get up there?
-Help.
1209
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:02,095
[Alex] Oh my God. Don't move.
1210
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:04,222
-Don't move.
-[Irving] Oh my God.
1211
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,018
-[Irving groans]
-[Alex] Don't move.
1212
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:12,355
-No! No, you're not supposed to smoke.
-[Irving] I gotta smoke. I'm nervous.
1213
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,482
-[Irving] Mm.
-[Alex] Don't move.
1214
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:15,650
[line ringing]
1215
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:18,028
-[Irving] Mm. Mm.
-Oh my God, please. You're gonna fall.
1216
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:19,821
Oh! Oh! Ah!
1217
00:53:19,905 --> 00:53:23,200
[screams] Oh shit! Oh God!
1218
00:53:23,283 --> 00:53:25,327
[Irving shrieks]
1219
00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,579
-[Alex] Oh my God!
-Oh shoot! [grunts, yells]
1220
00:53:27,662 --> 00:53:29,581
Throw the coffee! Throw the coffee!
1221
00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:32,417
Oh, ow! Ow!
1222
00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:33,752
Throw it! Throw it!
1223
00:53:33,835 --> 00:53:34,961
Ow! [groans]
1224
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,339
-[screams, groans]
-[wheelchair clatters]
1225
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:39,424
[Irving grunting]
1226
00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:41,801
[Alex] Oh my God!
Don't move. You're gonna fall!
1227
00:53:42,302 --> 00:53:43,345
[Irving groans]
1228
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,055
You want a smoke?
1229
00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:46,306
No, I don't want a smoke.
1230
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:47,349
Do you have weed?
1231
00:53:47,432 --> 00:53:48,767
I don't have weed.
1232
00:53:48,850 --> 00:53:49,935
Do you have acid?
1233
00:53:50,018 --> 00:53:51,686
-No, I don't.
-[Irving] Come on!
1234
00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:53,939
-[grunts]
-[Alex] Oh my God!
1235
00:53:54,022 --> 00:53:55,690
[Irving groans]
1236
00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,609
Oh! Oh my God!
1237
00:53:57,692 --> 00:54:00,070
[groans] These things will kill you.
1238
00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:02,322
Oh, my back!
1239
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:04,658
Okay.
1240
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:06,952
[softly] Okay. Okay. Okay.
1241
00:54:07,035 --> 00:54:08,578
-[clangs loudly]
-Ow!
1242
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:16,211
-I haven't been able to walk in two years.
-[Alex gasps]
1243
00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,213
-Okay.
-Bless you.
1244
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,422
[Irving sighs]
1245
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,425
You're giving me a heart attack.
1246
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,971
[Zach chuckles]
1247
00:54:26,054 --> 00:54:27,347
Get some of this…
1248
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,183
in the folds.
1249
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,852
-Thank you.
-[laughs]
1250
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,479
[Zach] Jeff loves painting me.
1251
00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:36,773
He really likes
all the detail and everything.
1252
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:39,609
Getting in every crevice, under each roll.
1253
00:54:39,693 --> 00:54:41,695
Makes sure you're painted really well.
1254
00:54:42,654 --> 00:54:45,156
[interviewer] How did you first
become familiar with Jeff's work?
1255
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,076
I saw… like, when I was a little kid, uh…
1256
00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:49,703
When I was in elementary school,
1257
00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:52,080
I was told
I wasn't allowed to watch Jackass.
1258
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:56,167
And I just… I would have to,
like, sneak to watch it on TV. [chuckles]
1259
00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,546
Yeah. I lived in a super,
like, Christian household,
1260
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:01,589
and they were, like…
1261
00:55:01,673 --> 00:55:04,009
They were just anti-MTV and everything.
1262
00:55:04,092 --> 00:55:08,096
So, I would just watch it and have
another channel on the channel return.
1263
00:55:08,596 --> 00:55:10,515
It was pretty dope. [laughs]
1264
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:14,102
-[man] Three, two…
-[Johnny] Shirt looks a little small.
1265
00:55:14,185 --> 00:55:17,522
[whispering] I had Emily
take the extra-large tag
1266
00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:21,109
and put it in a size medium shirt.
1267
00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:23,945
[Emily] Tuck. You have to tuck it.
1268
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,031
-It's a tuck deal?
-[Emily] Yeah. You gotta tuck it.
1269
00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:28,283
You left me
a lot of room to tuck, asshole.
1270
00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,160
[group laughing]
1271
00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:33,747
It was funny because when they set it up,
it was supposed to be a winch,
1272
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:36,833
but the winch wasn't gonna work out,
so they just tied a truck to me.
1273
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:38,501
I was just pulled by a truck.
1274
00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,379
-That's really somethin' else.
-This is half-assed, even for us.
1275
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:42,630
[laughs]
1276
00:55:42,714 --> 00:55:45,925
-[Wee Man] That's a big ball.
-[Johnny] That's a really big ball.
1277
00:55:46,634 --> 00:55:49,012
Four hundred pounds
of baseball right there.
1278
00:55:49,095 --> 00:55:51,264
I'm Zach, and it's time to Play Ball.
1279
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,558
Some people call this pitch a slider.
1280
00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:55,060
I call it a spitball.
1281
00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,895
-[Zach chuckles nervously]
-[spits]
1282
00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:58,438
[group laughs]
1283
00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,982
[Johnny] Let's break up the party.
We got a game to play.
1284
00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,734
-All right. 'Kay.
-Let's do it.
1285
00:56:03,526 --> 00:56:06,446
I warn you, I'm wearing sexy lingerie
under this uniform.
1286
00:56:06,529 --> 00:56:07,489
[both chuckle]
1287
00:56:07,572 --> 00:56:09,324
["Charge" playing on organ]
1288
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:22,379
[Jeff] Batter, batter!
Batter, batter, batter! Batter, swing!
1289
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,839
-[Zach] Whoa!
-[Zach, Johnny, and Wee Man groan]
1290
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,092
[Zach laughing and moaning]
1291
00:56:28,468 --> 00:56:30,303
[Wee Man grunts]
1292
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,516
-[Poopies] You all right?
-[Zach] Oh my God! Are you okay?
1293
00:56:34,599 --> 00:56:35,642
Strike!
1294
00:56:35,725 --> 00:56:37,852
[Zach laughing]
1295
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:39,979
Good job, you guys. That was awesome.
1296
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,565
-Jasper, way to…
-[Jasper] Yes, sir.
1297
00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,317
[Jeff] Way to watch it.
1298
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,445
-[Zach, Johnny, and Wee Man groan]
-[clamoring]
1299
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,531
[laughing] It was pretty scary.
1300
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:52,617
Yeah, like, granted,
we had these just mini pads on,
1301
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:55,495
like baseball players, but he took us out.
1302
00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:58,456
[thuds loudly]
1303
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,625
[Wee Man] He knocked me
outta my shoes too.
1304
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:03,169
Sorry, guys.
I didn't know my own strength.
1305
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:05,088
[group laughing]
1306
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:12,095
[Preston] Do horse riders usually carry
a whip the size of a license plate?
1307
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:14,597
-[thwacks]
-[group grunts]
1308
00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:15,682
Fuck!
1309
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,350
-[rider] I'm so sorry.
-[Jaws] Jesus!
1310
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,437
-Oh yeah.
-Fuck you! Ow!
1311
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,814
Oh my God! That sounded terrible.
1312
00:57:22,897 --> 00:57:25,108
[Jaws] It got me right on the dick head.
Like, right--
1313
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:27,068
-[thwacks]
-[Jaws] Fuck!
1314
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:28,194
And it hurts!
1315
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:31,906
It was right on the very fucking head
of my dick. Sorry for the coarse language.
1316
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,409
-[rider] Ah.
-[group laughs]
1317
00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:38,329
This is the Blindfold Race.
1318
00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:42,459
We'll have four contestants
compete in a 50-yard sprint,
1319
00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,002
blindfolded.
1320
00:57:44,085 --> 00:57:46,087
[Poopies] We show up.
It's a simple racetrack.
1321
00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:48,256
There's nothin' in the way.
It's a clear path.
1322
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:50,842
Then right when you put on
those blindfolds,
1323
00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:55,680
oh, here comes all the objects
that we're gonna pretty much fall over
1324
00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:59,267
and get destroyed on,
but we didn't know they were there.
1325
00:57:59,350 --> 00:58:01,895
-I think Poopies' is good.
-Yeah, I can't see shit.
1326
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,771
[group laughs]
1327
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:07,442
I didn't expect anything
to be in that runway at all.
1328
00:58:07,525 --> 00:58:09,611
[Johnny] All right. It's time to race.
1329
00:58:09,694 --> 00:58:12,322
Okay. On the gunshot, you will run.
1330
00:58:12,405 --> 00:58:15,074
-["People Who Died" playing]
-On your mark, get set…
1331
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:17,160
-[gun fires]
-Go, go, go, go!
1332
00:58:17,243 --> 00:58:19,913
-♪ Fell from the roof on East Two-Nine ♪
-[Johnny] Keep going! Run!
1333
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:22,749
-[group clamoring]
-♪ Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug ♪
1334
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:24,959
♪ On 26 reds and a bottle of wine ♪
1335
00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:28,671
♪ Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked 65 when he died… ♪
1336
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:30,965
-[Johnny] Run! Run, Poopies!
-[gun fires]
1337
00:58:31,049 --> 00:58:32,467
[Johnny] Run, Poopies!
1338
00:58:32,550 --> 00:58:34,302
Get 'em, Poopies.
1339
00:58:34,385 --> 00:58:36,262
-[man 1] He got it, yes!
-[indistinct shouting]
1340
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:37,472
Run, Poopies!
1341
00:58:37,972 --> 00:58:39,849
♪ Those are people who died, died… ♪
1342
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,559
[Wee Man laughs]
1343
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:42,936
♪ And just died… ♪
1344
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,438
[man 2] Go, Jasper, go!
1345
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,440
Go, Jasper, go! Fast!
1346
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,276
♪ So they died of hepatitis
In upper Manhattan… ♪
1347
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,029
-[Johnny] Go, Poopies!
-[man 2] You got it! Go!
1348
00:58:54,239 --> 00:58:56,741
-[man 2] To your left! You got it!
-[man 3] Get up!
1349
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,577
-Yeah, that way.
-♪ Two more friends that died ♪
1350
00:58:59,661 --> 00:59:01,079
This way. Follow my voice.
1351
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,790
-[Johnny] Run, Wee Man!
-[Wee Man grunts]
1352
00:59:03,873 --> 00:59:06,417
-Go, Wee Man!
-[group laughing]
1353
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:08,086
Go, go, go, Wee Man!
1354
00:59:08,169 --> 00:59:11,881
♪ Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends… ♪
1355
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,341
All right!
1356
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:16,886
-And the winner is Poopies!
-[Wee Man] Aw, man!
1357
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,179
Wow!
1358
00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:21,099
-Man, he was in a full sprint.
-[Poopies] I got whacked so hard.
1359
00:59:21,182 --> 00:59:23,226
He hit his head really hard
on that sawhorse.
1360
00:59:23,309 --> 00:59:25,186
[Chris] Poopies naively dashed.
1361
00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:27,021
[Johnny] Wow, Poopies. You were, like…
1362
00:59:27,105 --> 00:59:28,273
I was telling you--
1363
00:59:28,356 --> 00:59:31,526
…twenty seconds ahead of…
30 seconds ahead.
1364
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:33,778
I know. I know.
I felt the marbles, and I was like, "Oh!"
1365
00:59:33,861 --> 00:59:37,365
And then… 'Cause none of that stuff
was out there.
1366
00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:40,827
-[Ehren] No way! Really?
-[group laughing]
1367
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:46,249
Well, Captain Obvious.
1368
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:48,710
-So, I was like…
-That's my horse.
1369
00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:49,752
Yeah.
1370
00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,923
[Lakmé: Act I: "The Flower Duet" playing]
1371
01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:09,772
-[Chris] Whoo-hoo!
-[all laughing]
1372
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:10,982
[Poopies] Yeah!
1373
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:13,067
[Steve-O] Ow! Fuck!
1374
01:00:13,151 --> 01:00:15,486
-Ow, ow, ow, ow.
-[woman] I'm sorry.
1375
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:17,822
[Steve-O groaning] Oh, fuck!
1376
01:00:17,905 --> 01:00:19,657
[music fades]
1377
01:00:19,741 --> 01:00:22,869
[clicks tongue] Look, we're not just
growing old, we're growing up.
1378
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:25,330
Join me in the fight
against unwanted pregnancy
1379
01:00:25,413 --> 01:00:27,957
by buying my signature Steve-O condom,
1380
01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:30,251
the Dick Helmet, at steveo.com.
1381
01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:32,837
They're virtually unbreakable. Watch.
1382
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,006
[Ehren] Time for a Steve-O
signature condom break.
1383
01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:36,799
[group laughing]
1384
01:00:36,883 --> 01:00:41,012
I had the idea
when I saw this, uh, condom-drop thing
1385
01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,389
with putting the condom on people's heads.
1386
01:00:44,932 --> 01:00:46,809
[Chris laughs]
1387
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:49,604
As soon as I saw it, I thought, "Oh, man,
1388
01:00:49,687 --> 01:00:53,274
fill up a condom
with the sewage tank on my RV,
1389
01:00:53,358 --> 01:00:55,109
and then that'll be epic."
1390
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,779
So, for weeks on end,
1391
01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:03,201
I just belligerently refused
to empty the sewage tank on my RV.
1392
01:01:03,284 --> 01:01:05,495
[Chris] Did that sewage come
from you and all your bros?
1393
01:01:05,578 --> 01:01:07,664
[Steve-O] I've been saving up
for weeks, dude.
1394
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:11,584
-[group groans]
-[Eric] Oh my! Oh gosh!
1395
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,835
[Poopies retches]
1396
01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:14,921
-[Steve-O] These are quality condoms.
-[Ehren] Yuck.
1397
01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,840
-[Poopies retches, groans]
-[Steve-O chuckles]
1398
01:01:17,924 --> 01:01:19,926
-[Wee Man] Wow.
-[Jasper] That's not apple juice.
1399
01:01:20,009 --> 01:01:23,137
I can't. [retches]
1400
01:01:23,846 --> 01:01:26,474
[interviewer] What was Steve-O
trying to accomplish?
1401
01:01:26,557 --> 01:01:29,435
[laughing] Uh, advertise his condoms,
1402
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:33,106
which he stopped selling after that bit.
1403
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:35,775
[inhales sharply] Boy.
1404
01:01:35,858 --> 01:01:37,944
They were poppin' like paper bags.
1405
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:39,153
-Ow!
-[all groan]
1406
01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,155
-Oh!
-[Poopies retching]
1407
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,741
[all groaning]
1408
01:01:43,825 --> 01:01:47,870
You might've wanted to test this idea
before you brought it to… to the set.
1409
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,581
-[group laughs]
-Oh my God.
1410
01:01:51,624 --> 01:01:52,709
That Steve.
1411
01:01:52,792 --> 01:01:54,001
[group clamoring]
1412
01:01:54,085 --> 01:01:55,837
-[all groan]
-Put your finger in it!
1413
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,424
-Put your finger in it!
-[moans, retches] Oh God.
1414
01:01:59,507 --> 01:02:01,467
-[Johnny] Don't get greedy.
-[group laughs]
1415
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:02,885
[Ehren] C'mon, man.
1416
01:02:03,678 --> 01:02:05,346
-[Johnny] Okay.
-[Chris] That's your bowels.
1417
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,849
[group yells]
1418
01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:09,434
[Chris] Hey, guys. I got one.
1419
01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:10,768
That's a shitty condom.
1420
01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,729
[all laughing]
1421
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,691
Oh my God!
1422
01:02:16,774 --> 01:02:18,735
I got it. I got it.
1423
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:20,695
-[both scream]
-[group laughs]
1424
01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:21,821
[Eric] No!
1425
01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:25,199
Yeah, we were trying to fill it up
and get the most we could in it.
1426
01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:29,120
And lucky me was right there
when it was about to burst, and it did.
1427
01:02:29,203 --> 01:02:33,207
And just got loads of flecks
on my face, on my clothes.
1428
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:34,959
It's in my mouth!
1429
01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,128
-[all groan]
-[Wee Man] Oh no!
1430
01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:39,881
-[Jasper exclaims]
-Oh!
1431
01:02:39,964 --> 01:02:42,133
-We never quite got it, right?
-We never got it.
1432
01:02:42,216 --> 01:02:44,635
Either the condom
would bounce off my head…
1433
01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:48,055
One, two, three.
1434
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,682
God!
1435
01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:51,642
…or it would break on my head.
1436
01:02:51,726 --> 01:02:54,562
We had to have tried it like 15 times.
1437
01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:56,439
No!
1438
01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:57,690
[Wee Man] …three.
1439
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,025
Fuck! [sighs]
1440
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:01,444
Fuck!
1441
01:03:02,695 --> 01:03:05,031
-[grunts]
-[Ehren groans]
1442
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:07,825
I'm Poopies, and this is pee pee.
1443
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:12,747
[Ehren] Oh my God, dude!
1444
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:15,458
Seriously, there's so much piss
on you, dude.
1445
01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:17,001
[group laughing]
1446
01:03:17,084 --> 01:03:19,003
So, you have a signature condom, though.
1447
01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:22,673
I was toying with the idea
of coming out with Steve-O condoms.
1448
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:25,593
And in hindsight,
that's the worst idea I've ever had
1449
01:03:25,676 --> 01:03:28,471
because condoms and Steve-O
have never been a good mix.
1450
01:03:28,554 --> 01:03:30,097
[both laugh]
1451
01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,476
-[indistinct chatter]
-[man 1] It's red only.
1452
01:03:33,559 --> 01:03:34,769
[man 2 whistling]
1453
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:38,064
-[Chris chuckles]
-[guys catcalling]
1454
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,149
[Johnny] OMG!
1455
01:03:40,233 --> 01:03:41,818
[laughing] Oh man!
1456
01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:43,653
Whoo. Six to midnight.
1457
01:03:43,736 --> 01:03:46,739
That's that hot-shit tennis coach
I was talking about earlier.
1458
01:03:47,365 --> 01:03:49,742
I think it was my first day on set,
so I was geeking out.
1459
01:03:49,826 --> 01:03:52,036
I was like,
"This is how the sausage gets made."
1460
01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:53,120
"This is fuckin' awesome."
1461
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,747
I'm putting on my clown outfit
1462
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:58,960
and taking in the whole cast
and crew and seeing how it's done.
1463
01:03:59,043 --> 01:04:01,295
And then I was like, "Oh no. This sucks."
1464
01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:04,882
Like, "I'm gonna get a tennis ball
to the fuckin' neck and the balls."
1465
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:07,760
This is our tennis star, Shannon,
1466
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,513
and it's time to play Down the Clown.
1467
01:04:10,596 --> 01:04:12,598
-Be gentle with me.
-[Shannon] Mm-hmm.
1468
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:14,350
So, how fast do you serve, Shannon?
1469
01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:15,935
Up to 100 miles per hour.
1470
01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,270
-Hey?
-[Shannon] Mm-hmm?
1471
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:20,898
-Uh, Poopies said he doesn't believe you.
-[circus music playing]
1472
01:04:20,982 --> 01:04:22,859
-You don't?
-[Poopies] I didn't say that.
1473
01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:25,194
-Totally said that!
-He said it!
1474
01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:27,405
-Oh, I'm mad now.
-[Johnny] Yeah.
1475
01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:28,906
[man] That hurts!
1476
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,284
-[groans]
-[all grunt]
1477
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,119
-Oh!
-[Shannon giggles]
1478
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:34,161
[group laughs]
1479
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,706
[screams] Why'd you get me?
1480
01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:38,165
-[Shannon laughs]
-The fuck?
1481
01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:41,127
-You need to get Poopies.
-Yeah. Poopies is the one way left.
1482
01:04:41,210 --> 01:04:42,128
Way left.
1483
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,755
-[Chris] Poopies' wiener is asking for it.
-[Shannon grunts]
1484
01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:47,842
-[Poopies groans]
-[group cheering and laughing]
1485
01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:50,136
-[man] Yeah!
-[thuds loudly]
1486
01:04:50,219 --> 01:04:52,096
-[group applauds]
-[Eric] Yeah!
1487
01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:53,598
-[Chris] Calm down.
-[Eric] Right.
1488
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:55,892
[group laughing]
1489
01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,768
What about this side, Shannon?
1490
01:04:57,852 --> 01:05:01,647
Ow. Motherfucker! Goddamn it!
1491
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:03,524
Leave the rookies alone!
1492
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,067
-[Shannon grunts]
-[groans]
1493
01:05:05,151 --> 01:05:06,068
[Eric cheers]
1494
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,696
He only has one ball, and you hit it.
1495
01:05:08,779 --> 01:05:10,072
[group and Shannon laughing]
1496
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,950
-I gotta get that middle one.
-[Wee Man] Ooh.
1497
01:05:13,034 --> 01:05:14,660
-[Shannon grunts]
-[Johnny groans]
1498
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,245
[Chris] There you go.
1499
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,373
-I've gotten hit. Oh shit.
-[Shannon grunts]
1500
01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:21,375
[Johnny] She's reckless.
1501
01:05:21,459 --> 01:05:23,711
[group groaning]
1502
01:05:25,463 --> 01:05:27,256
-[Shannon grunts]
-[Eric yelps] Oh!
1503
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,549
[Steve-O laughs]
1504
01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:31,093
-[Shannon grunts]
-[Eric groans]
1505
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,678
-She hit me twice!
-[Poopies] Oh, man.
1506
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,555
Oh, one man standing.
1507
01:05:35,222 --> 01:05:36,515
Chest up. Chest up.
1508
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:38,225
-[Ehren] Chest up!
-[Chris] Make me proud.
1509
01:05:38,309 --> 01:05:39,810
-[Shannon] Yeah.
-[Steve-O grunts]
1510
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:41,062
[Wee Man] Get him good.
1511
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,104
[Shannon grunts]
1512
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:44,732
-[group groaning and laughing]
-[Shannon] C'mon!
1513
01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:47,401
[Chris] Oh, wow.
1514
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,320
Yeah, Shannon. Whoo.
1515
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,072
-Yes. Oh my God.
-Nice.
1516
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:53,240
-[Steve-O] God!
-Nice.
1517
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:55,826
[Steve-O] Oh God,
that was so fuckin' right on.
1518
01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:58,079
-[Shannon chuckles]
-[Steve-O] Thank you, Shannon.
1519
01:05:58,162 --> 01:05:59,455
[group laughs]
1520
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:00,623
Way to go.
1521
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,917
-[scoffs] You're welcome?
-[Chris grunts, sighs]
1522
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,419
I heard Knoxville
go over to that tennis professional,
1523
01:06:05,503 --> 01:06:07,880
and he goes,
"See that big fat guy over there?"
1524
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,632
"I want you to hit him right here."
1525
01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:11,926
Where I'd been shot by the elephant gun.
1526
01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:15,054
And I thought that it'd be pretty hard
for that tennis lady to do that.
1527
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,639
But no, she could curve it right there.
1528
01:06:16,722 --> 01:06:18,140
-[man 1] Whoa.
-[man 2] Let's see.
1529
01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:19,058
[man 3] Let's see, P.
1530
01:06:19,141 --> 01:06:20,935
[man 4] Oh my God! She hit that?
1531
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:22,853
-This center part is new.
-[man 5] How dare you!
1532
01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:24,814
-[Chris] Literally a bull's-eye.
-This is new.
1533
01:06:24,897 --> 01:06:27,608
-[Chris] It's like tie-dye.
-[group laughs]
1534
01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:33,906
All right, you guys. We're up
in one of the buildings right here,
1535
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:36,784
and, um, they're filming the opening,
so, take a look.
1536
01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:39,036
[director on PA] Background and action!
1537
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,872
-[explosions blast]
-[extras screaming]
1538
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,463
[Eric laughs] Whoa, dude.
1539
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:52,466
-[group chuckling]
-Oh my God!
1540
01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:55,511
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
Welcome to Jackass!
1541
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,722
[Jeff] So, the big opening sequence
of Jackass Forever
1542
01:06:57,805 --> 01:07:00,391
started off as a much smaller idea.
1543
01:07:00,474 --> 01:07:04,812
We wanted to do
this sort of '70s monster movie,
1544
01:07:04,895 --> 01:07:07,898
where Chris's penis
was attacking a miniature city.
1545
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:11,193
The airbrush is chillier
on the balls. [chuckles]
1546
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:13,237
-It was never gonna be the opening.
-Right.
1547
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,697
It was always gonna be a bit.
1548
01:07:15,406 --> 01:07:16,741
[interviewer] What's gonna happen?
1549
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:21,829
Well, the sea monster
is going to lay waste to this town.
1550
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,791
[Johnny] Trying to get our talent
in the proper position
1551
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:28,377
for, uh, the sea monster to perform.
1552
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,588
There we go.
1553
01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:33,340
I see the fearsome sea monster.
1554
01:07:33,424 --> 01:07:36,052
I mean, poor Chris was
in the most awkward position
1555
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,470
'cause he's under the set.
1556
01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:39,930
[interviewer] You look
like you're having sex with the set.
1557
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,141
I kind of am.
1558
01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:45,603
[Jeff] And we basically cut a hole
in the middle of the street,
1559
01:07:45,686 --> 01:07:48,230
and Chris had to fit his penis through it.
1560
01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:52,526
[laughs] Well, the monster's "thighs,"
his balls,
1561
01:07:52,610 --> 01:07:56,614
kept dropping down
from underneath the, uh, sandpaper street
1562
01:07:56,697 --> 01:07:58,240
we had built for him.
1563
01:07:58,324 --> 01:08:00,076
[Johnny] Here. I'm going to--
1564
01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:02,453
-I've gotta push your balls through, okay?
-No worries.
1565
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:05,456
-Okay. This is me, Pontius.
-[Chris] No worries.
1566
01:08:05,956 --> 01:08:09,960
[Johnny] Like, I knew we had a problem,
and I knew I had a solution.
1567
01:08:10,586 --> 01:08:13,589
And by God, I was right there.
1568
01:08:14,256 --> 01:08:17,635
And if Pontius needed me to do that again,
I'd be there again.
1569
01:08:17,718 --> 01:08:22,098
[sighs] I wasn't plannin' on this
when I came to work today.
1570
01:08:22,181 --> 01:08:24,475
[director] Let's try to make this happen.
Let's go.
1571
01:08:24,558 --> 01:08:26,727
-[Johnny exhales]
-[man 1] Well done.
1572
01:08:26,811 --> 01:08:28,979
-Yeah, moviemaking.
-[man 2] Mm-hmm.
1573
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:32,233
I think as soon as we started shooting it
that day, we were like,
1574
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:35,569
"This is a great idea,"
and then we looked at the test footage.
1575
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:38,948
-[dramatic music playing]
-[monster howling]
1576
01:08:39,907 --> 01:08:41,367
[smoke hisses]
1577
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:43,452
[Jeff] Man, it looks so funny.
1578
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:46,705
And that's when we decided to make it
the open and not just a bit.
1579
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:50,209
[monster roars]
1580
01:08:50,292 --> 01:08:53,671
-[Spike] I started getting excited.
-And then the idea started growing.
1581
01:08:53,754 --> 01:08:55,589
[director] Three, two, one!
1582
01:08:55,673 --> 01:08:58,384
[explosion blasts]
1583
01:08:58,467 --> 01:09:01,428
-Yeah. Then the idea started growing.
-And then kept growing.
1584
01:09:01,512 --> 01:09:04,723
[monster coughs, cries, growls]
1585
01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:07,268
[soldiers groan]
1586
01:09:12,857 --> 01:09:14,191
Yeah, it kept growing.
1587
01:09:14,275 --> 01:09:15,901
And the budget kept expanding.
1588
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,736
-It kept doubling.
-It kept doubling.
1589
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,699
-[director] Background and action!
-[extras screaming]
1590
01:09:24,034 --> 01:09:26,453
[explosions blast]
1591
01:09:28,038 --> 01:09:30,082
I just wanted it to be right.
1592
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,794
And I would settle for no--
nothing but the best.
1593
01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:36,338
Every time Spike
opened his mouth, it was just, like,
1594
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,049
millions of dollars
were just falling out of it.
1595
01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,719
-[both laugh]
-Uh…
1596
01:09:41,802 --> 01:09:43,304
[interviewer] Pretty exciting.
1597
01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:45,431
-[man] Hey!
-[Steve-O] It's a big deal, dude.
1598
01:09:46,765 --> 01:09:48,809
It's an expensive dick joke.
1599
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,228
[Steve-O] The opening sequence
and the ending
1600
01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:54,064
have always felt
like real, blockbuster Hollywood.
1601
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:56,525
-[Chris] Yeah.
-We feel like movie stars when we do this.
1602
01:09:56,609 --> 01:09:57,735
Oh, yeah. It's so fun.
1603
01:09:57,818 --> 01:10:00,946
-Rest of the time, we feel like schmucks.
-Yeah. Exactly.
1604
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,991
-[machinery whirring]
-[Steve-O thudding and grunting]
1605
01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:09,121
-Okay, stop! Stop.
-[man 1] He said, "Stop."
1606
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,165
[Steve-O breathing heavily]
1607
01:10:11,248 --> 01:10:13,459
-[poop splattering]
-[shoes squeak]
1608
01:10:13,542 --> 01:10:17,046
-[Steve-O] I hit my head fuckin' hard.
-[woman] Listen, lay down that way.
1609
01:10:17,129 --> 01:10:19,298
[Steve-O groans, spits]
1610
01:10:19,798 --> 01:10:21,008
[loudly] Did we get it?
1611
01:10:23,677 --> 01:10:24,887
[grunts]
1612
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,139
[groans] Did we get it?
1613
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,558
-[woman] We-- We good?
-[man 2] No, we don't.
1614
01:10:29,642 --> 01:10:31,393
It was really strenuous to film.
1615
01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:34,230
It was… it got so physically demanding.
1616
01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,690
I'd always be in these weird positions.
1617
01:10:36,774 --> 01:10:38,525
He's completely vulnerable too.
1618
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:41,445
And it's cold
where we were shooting, and, like--
1619
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:43,781
And we're shooting pyro
that he can't even see.
1620
01:10:43,864 --> 01:10:48,035
There's all this pyro on either side,
just blasting little debris into his dick,
1621
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,870
and he doesn't even see it coming.
1622
01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:51,664
[interviewer] Tell me
about these puppeteers.
1623
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:53,249
It's very exciting.
1624
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,085
The puppeteers are very exciting people.
1625
01:10:56,168 --> 01:10:57,253
[puppeteer chuckles]
1626
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,921
My favorite thing is, like,
1627
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:02,758
we pulled out, like,
the best people on every level.
1628
01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:05,636
The guy who's puppeteering it,
he's the guy who did
1629
01:11:05,719 --> 01:11:07,846
the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
in Ghostbusters.
1630
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,932
He's just got this list of credentials.
1631
01:11:10,015 --> 01:11:12,643
We brought in Elia Popov,
who does special effects
1632
01:11:12,726 --> 01:11:14,311
for these huge blockbuster movies.
1633
01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:17,231
And this really talented DP, Shasta Spahn.
1634
01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:20,234
And our production designer,
Shepherd Frankel, who does Marvel movies,
1635
01:11:20,317 --> 01:11:22,361
designed this amazing set for us.
1636
01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:26,198
-And Tony Gardner's done these really--
-[Spike] Academy Award-nominated movies.
1637
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,867
[Jeff] People who have worked their way
to the top.
1638
01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,287
We're just dragging everybody down
to their lowest.
1639
01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:36,125
They brought their A-level skills
to our D-level idea.
1640
01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:37,459
[all laugh]
1641
01:11:37,543 --> 01:11:41,297
Why did we come up with so many ideas
that were penises? What was our…
1642
01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:42,881
Apparently, as you get older…
1643
01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:45,384
-That's all you can think of?
-It's all you can think of.
1644
01:11:45,467 --> 01:11:47,261
[all laugh]
1645
01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:50,139
But Jackass Forever has more penis in it
1646
01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:52,933
than any R-rated movie
in the history of R-rated movies.
1647
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:55,686
-[Spike] More penis hits or more penis?
-[Jeff] Just penis in it.
1648
01:11:55,769 --> 01:11:59,481
Penises are biologically fascinating
and so underused,
1649
01:11:59,565 --> 01:12:02,860
like, as far as movies go
and just entertainment.
1650
01:12:02,943 --> 01:12:03,861
I don't know why.
1651
01:12:03,944 --> 01:12:05,738
It's like, little boys know it.
1652
01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,408
When you're a little boy, you run around,
doing crazy stuff with your penis.
1653
01:12:09,491 --> 01:12:12,411
Flippin' it around,
peein' on things, doing all this stuff.
1654
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:16,582
It's like, why do we all forget that
as we go into adulthood, y'know?
1655
01:12:16,665 --> 01:12:19,418
So, thank heavens
that we didn't. [chuckles]
1656
01:12:19,501 --> 01:12:22,504
'Cause there's so much
you can do with it.
1657
01:12:23,589 --> 01:12:25,883
Now it's time
for a friendly game of chance.
1658
01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,926
Here we stand,
with our penises tethered to bricks
1659
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:30,179
that we're going to drop
to the ground below.
1660
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:32,806
Unfortunately, one of the strings
is too short.
1661
01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:35,642
Actually, two of the strings
are too short.
1662
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:37,061
I wonder who it is.
1663
01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,021
[group laughing]
1664
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,232
We don't know.
That's why we have to play the game.
1665
01:12:42,316 --> 01:12:44,651
-I know, dude.
-[Johnny] Are we ready?
1666
01:12:44,735 --> 01:12:47,946
Three, two, one, drop.
1667
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:48,906
[Steve-O grunts]
1668
01:12:48,989 --> 01:12:50,991
[Steve-O and Dave scream]
1669
01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:52,951
[group groans]
1670
01:12:53,035 --> 01:12:54,745
-[Chris] Bro.
-[Steve-O moans]
1671
01:12:56,914 --> 01:12:58,415
-[Chris] Yeah.
-Ow.
1672
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,919
-[Steve-O moans]
-Oh, it's bleeding. Oh, it's bleeding.
1673
01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,253
[Chris] Ah.
1674
01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:06,006
-[Dave screaming]
-[Johnny] Oh shit!
1675
01:13:07,591 --> 01:13:11,470
The thing is, is where you tie it
is behind your balls.
1676
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:13,222
So, I only have one ball,
1677
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:17,017
so I don't have that anchor point
that some of the other guys do.
1678
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:20,270
Threw the brick, and it slid past that
and caught me mid-shaft
1679
01:13:20,354 --> 01:13:22,481
and just pinched as tight as it could
1680
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:26,777
and then stretched my wiener to a…
I'm gonna have to say a good foot long.
1681
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:30,155
I really don't think you could come closer
to ripping your dick off than that.
1682
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:34,451
I really don't think you can, and I am
so dumb for agreeing to do it at all.
1683
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,912
-Just, the vein.
-[group groans]
1684
01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:38,831
-My dick's ruined!
-[Steve-O] Oh!
1685
01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:40,290
[man] Holy shit.
1686
01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,209
[Steve-O] It has love spikes now.
1687
01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:45,003
That bit was like a bruised dick.
You just can't beat it.
1688
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:47,089
[group laughs]
1689
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:52,344
Making these movies is really probably
the funnest thing that I think you can do.
1690
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:55,764
God. What a great time it's been,
hanging out with all your friends.
1691
01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:59,393
It's so rare to have the chemistry
of this… of a group of people
1692
01:13:59,476 --> 01:14:01,728
that come together
to make something like this.
1693
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:04,064
And every single person
is so important to the mix.
1694
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,733
Everyone was gonna make this one count.
It was obvious.
1695
01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:09,445
It felt like we were all unsure
going into it,
1696
01:14:09,528 --> 01:14:12,322
but coming out of it,
it felt as good as all the others.
1697
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:15,784
In the friendships that not only remain,
1698
01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:18,579
but have gotten stronger
over the years, uh,
1699
01:14:18,662 --> 01:14:23,459
really mean a lot, and, uh, for us
to still be doing this after 20 years…
1700
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:27,629
For there to be interest
and for us to physically be able
1701
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:31,175
and for it to be as fun as it is,
I think that's special.
1702
01:14:32,843 --> 01:14:36,346
So what we have
behind me is my dad, Dark Shark.
1703
01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:43,187
He made his name up himself, but this man
is a OG Crip gangbanger from Los Angeles.
1704
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,606
Doesn't bang anymore,
but been through a lot.
1705
01:14:45,689 --> 01:14:49,276
Been to prison multiple times,
probably did a lot of dirt in the hood.
1706
01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:52,029
You know, been through--
How many times you been shot?
1707
01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:53,906
Got nine bullet holes in me.
1708
01:14:53,989 --> 01:14:55,616
[Jasper] Been shot nine times, still here.
1709
01:14:55,699 --> 01:14:57,743
But when it comes
to little things like birds
1710
01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,287
and flying in a, I don't know, a airplane,
1711
01:15:00,370 --> 01:15:02,414
just simple things
you don't see in the hood,
1712
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:04,416
it makes him very scared.
1713
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:07,753
Dark Shark is terrified of flying,
and, uh…
1714
01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:11,924
So we thought, "All right.
What's the scariest thing we could do?"
1715
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:14,051
Let's make him skydive.
1716
01:15:14,134 --> 01:15:16,261
Then we started adding on to the bit.
1717
01:15:16,345 --> 01:15:19,598
Like, "Yeah, let's make him skydive.
Let's make everything go wrong."
1718
01:15:19,681 --> 01:15:22,518
This is Jasper,
and today we're gonna fulfill
1719
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:25,604
your father's lifelong dream
of jumping out of a plane.
1720
01:15:25,687 --> 01:15:26,813
He's very excited.
1721
01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:28,440
-Yes.
-He's not excited.
1722
01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:30,651
I'm scared as fuck.
You know what I'm sayin'?
1723
01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,486
Scared as fuck, fuck, fuck.
1724
01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:35,531
But, um, y'know,
I'm with the big boys now, you know?
1725
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:38,033
Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O,
Wee Man, and them.
1726
01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:41,662
He doesn't know that "the plane
is gonna take a little oopsie."
1727
01:15:41,745 --> 01:15:44,581
And also, the pilot's gonna jump out
in the middle of it.
1728
01:15:44,665 --> 01:15:46,750
So, shit is gonna get
a little bit of real.
1729
01:15:46,833 --> 01:15:49,294
Scared of airplanes, scared of heights.
1730
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:54,132
Second time I'm ever on a fuckin' plane,
and I'm finna jump out.
1731
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:56,885
He's flown once before.
And how did that go?
1732
01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:59,555
We took this man to Hawaii,
and he cried the whole way there.
1733
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,265
Had his eyes closed the whole time.
1734
01:16:01,348 --> 01:16:04,434
[Dark Shark] Yeah, I been scared of planes
all my life. I pump myself up.
1735
01:16:04,518 --> 01:16:06,311
That was my first time on a plane.
1736
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,854
[laughing]
1737
01:16:07,938 --> 01:16:09,481
I closed my eyes the whole way.
1738
01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,150
-Tears in my goddamn eyes.
-[Jasper laughs]
1739
01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:15,112
[Dark Shark] Not cryin',
but, uh, tears came out my eyes.
1740
01:16:15,195 --> 01:16:19,074
This is Boyd, our pilot.
He's gonna be flying the plane today.
1741
01:16:19,157 --> 01:16:24,413
And Boyd, I just beg of you,
just no turbulence, as safe as possible.
1742
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,039
Don't upset Dark Shark.
1743
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,332
-Nice and smooth.
-Yeah.
1744
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:28,709
-I can do that.
-Thank you.
1745
01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:31,962
[laughs] Oh Lord.
1746
01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:34,464
-[dramatic music playing]
-[onlookers cheer]
1747
01:16:34,548 --> 01:16:37,342
[Johnny] From Longwood, California…
1748
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:38,719
[Dark Shark laughs]
1749
01:16:38,802 --> 01:16:43,348
…the workin' girls' dream,
the old maids' delight, Dark Shark!
1750
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,891
I'mma cry like a bitch.
1751
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,602
How'd I get here?
1752
01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:48,478
[group cheers]
1753
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:52,065
-How'd I get here? A blessing, though.
-Bring it in. We got this.
1754
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:55,152
-Yeah, Dark Shark. You got it, buddy.
-[Dark Shark] Goddamn.
1755
01:16:55,235 --> 01:16:57,362
-You ready?
-Hell no.
1756
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:02,618
-Yeah, Dark Shark.
-[Dark Shark groans]
1757
01:17:03,243 --> 01:17:05,162
[Jasper] Already got the first step done.
1758
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,331
Yeah.
1759
01:17:07,831 --> 01:17:09,833
[ominous music playing]
1760
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:14,713
-[Dark Shark exhales]
-You got this.
1761
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:18,717
-Our pilot is solid as they come.
-[engines whir]
1762
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:23,055
[man 1] Whoo.
1763
01:17:24,056 --> 01:17:25,766
[Johnny] Yeah, Dark Shark.
1764
01:17:27,559 --> 01:17:30,854
How high are we gonna be when we jump?
How many feet?
1765
01:17:30,937 --> 01:17:32,022
-Two thousand.
-[man 2] High.
1766
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:34,691
-[Johnny] Thirteen thousand feet.
-[man 3] First for me.
1767
01:17:40,906 --> 01:17:42,699
Everyone's wavin' to you, Dark Shark.
1768
01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,701
[group cheers]
1769
01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:52,459
[Johnny] He was so terrified, right?
1770
01:17:52,959 --> 01:17:55,337
He was in a fear lock on the way up.
1771
01:17:56,254 --> 01:17:59,966
He just took both of his elbows
and just pressed them into me and Jasper.
1772
01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:02,427
And he just… he was somewhere else.
1773
01:18:03,053 --> 01:18:06,264
As the plane takes off,
you know, he's already terrified.
1774
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,724
He's just, like…
1775
01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:09,559
[breathing deeply]
1776
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:12,813
He ain't sayin' nothin',
and then Johnny's cracking little jokes.
1777
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,106
You got this.
1778
01:18:14,606 --> 01:18:16,942
[Dark Shark breathing deeply]
1779
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,860
[mouthing] He doesn't got this.
1780
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,780
It was real quiet on that plane,
aside for me mouthing off.
1781
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:24,199
[Johnny] We're at 4,100 feet.
1782
01:18:24,282 --> 01:18:28,912
I kept telling him, like,
"Oh, 3,100 feet, 4,700 feet."
1783
01:18:28,995 --> 01:18:30,288
Just tryin' to get in his head.
1784
01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:32,666
[Johnny] Now we're at 7,000 feet.
1785
01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:39,214
It's pretty smooth, though, right? Really.
1786
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,008
Why the fuck you get on this damn plane?
1787
01:18:42,634 --> 01:18:44,052
[Johnny] How you doin', Dark Shark?
1788
01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:52,394
I was tryin' to hold back from not going
fuckin' berserk on that plane.
1789
01:18:56,022 --> 01:18:57,232
[Dark Shark] Is this on?
1790
01:18:58,567 --> 01:18:59,735
[mouthing inaudibly]
1791
01:19:01,194 --> 01:19:02,362
[Jasper laughs]
1792
01:19:02,446 --> 01:19:03,363
Huh?
1793
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:08,034
Whoa.
1794
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,203
Whoa.
1795
01:19:14,207 --> 01:19:15,959
Goddamn, now, look at that shit.
1796
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:17,461
Fuck!
1797
01:19:17,544 --> 01:19:21,047
And then, as we're all standin',
they have the pilot, um,
1798
01:19:21,131 --> 01:19:22,883
start shakin' the plane a little bit.
1799
01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:24,926
-Oh! Oh shit!
-Oh Lord!
1800
01:19:25,552 --> 01:19:27,721
-What the fuck is that?
-[Johnny] Oh shit!
1801
01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:32,058
And then from there, the plane starts
to "smoke" from the smoke machine.
1802
01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:33,810
[alarm blaring]
1803
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:35,771
Hey! Look at the floor.
1804
01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:36,938
Hey!
1805
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,774
Hey, man! What the fuck, bro?
1806
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:40,275
-There's smoke!
-[man 4] Hey!
1807
01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:42,527
So, when all the rest
of that shit went down,
1808
01:19:43,028 --> 01:19:45,071
I was already scared to the fullest.
1809
01:19:45,155 --> 01:19:48,033
So, in my mind,
I'm tellin' myself, "I'm gonna die today."
1810
01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:49,326
[screams]
1811
01:19:49,409 --> 01:19:51,661
[Jasper] And then, the pilot comes up.
1812
01:19:51,745 --> 01:19:54,331
He's faking to put the smoke out
with a fire extinguisher.
1813
01:19:54,414 --> 01:19:55,749
He looks at Dark Shark and says…
1814
01:19:58,168 --> 01:20:00,420
[Johnny] What the fuck? That's the pilot!
1815
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,089
-[screams] Oh, shit!
-[man 5] That was the pilot.
1816
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:06,009
I gave up on livin'
for the first time in my life.
1817
01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,512
And I've been shot
in the head, face, neck.
1818
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:11,807
Everything, never gave up,
but I just had enough.
1819
01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,225
I was just so scared.
1820
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:15,352
-That was the pilot!
-[group shouting]
1821
01:20:15,435 --> 01:20:18,355
-[man 6] Let's go. Come on.
-[man 7] Let's go.
1822
01:20:18,438 --> 01:20:19,731
[Dark Shark screams]
1823
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,817
["Night on Bald Mountain" playing]
1824
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:26,488
[continues screaming]
1825
01:20:29,741 --> 01:20:32,035
-Whoo!
-[Dark Shark groaning]
1826
01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:51,555
[laughing] Meanwhile, when I jump out,
my parachute had almost fallen off.
1827
01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:55,183
I didn't know, but I didn't have
my, uh, straps on my shoulders.
1828
01:20:55,892 --> 01:21:00,397
And if you look at the footage,
like, my straps on my shoulders
1829
01:21:00,480 --> 01:21:02,524
get all the way down to my elbows.
1830
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:06,570
And then I just wiggle them on,
and boom, they hit the parachute.
1831
01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:10,323
["Night on Bald Mountain" continues]
1832
01:21:12,367 --> 01:21:14,995
[Dark Shark grunts] Oh my God!
1833
01:21:15,078 --> 01:21:17,706
I was prayin',
"You fucked. You deserve to die."
1834
01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:20,417
You know, in my mind.
So I was just praying, like,
1835
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:23,086
"Just don't go to hell.
I don't wanna go to hell."
1836
01:21:23,169 --> 01:21:27,716
[crying] I'm sorry, God! I'm sorry, God!
1837
01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:32,762
[wails, sighs] Oh, God. My heart!
1838
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:36,641
I'm havin' a heart attack!
I can't breathe! Get me down!
1839
01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:39,561
Get me down, please. I'm done. I quit.
1840
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,646
I'm done!
1841
01:21:41,730 --> 01:21:45,567
-[Chris] There's Dark Shark, right there.
-[Poopies] Dark Shark's doin' 360s. Look!
1842
01:21:45,650 --> 01:21:49,529
-[Dark Shark crying loudly]
-[assistant] It's all right.
1843
01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:54,492
[Chris] Dark Shark!
1844
01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:56,453
[group cheers]
1845
01:22:00,165 --> 01:22:01,583
[Steve-O] You made it!
1846
01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:03,543
[Dark Shark groaning]
1847
01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:05,337
Oh my God!
1848
01:22:05,420 --> 01:22:07,422
[group continues cheering]
1849
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,008
[Poopies] Yeah, Dark Shark!
1850
01:22:10,091 --> 01:22:11,551
[Dark Shark groans]
1851
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:16,139
Pops! You did it, Pops!
You're here now! You're here now!
1852
01:22:16,222 --> 01:22:18,308
-[Dark Shark laughs]
-Smile! Smile!
1853
01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:19,726
How was it?
1854
01:22:19,809 --> 01:22:21,770
-I almost died.
-[Jasper] But you didn't die.
1855
01:22:21,853 --> 01:22:23,355
-I did.
-[Jasper] You did not.
1856
01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:26,399
You been shot nine times!
That ain't nothin'!
1857
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:29,861
I'd rather get shot nine times again.
You know what I'm sayin'?
1858
01:22:29,945 --> 01:22:33,448
-[Jasper] I don't wanna never get shot.
-I almost died. I swear to God.
1859
01:22:33,531 --> 01:22:35,951
I was very proud of Dark Shark
for facing his fears.
1860
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:38,912
'Cause even after that,
he just became a different person,
1861
01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:42,791
and he was even more positive,
and he's had a better look at life.
1862
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:44,417
Y'know? It really changed him.
1863
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:47,462
[Dark Shark] Remember the deal, though.
You gotta Crip Walk with me.
1864
01:22:47,545 --> 01:22:49,631
All right. Now, you show me
how to Crip Walk.
1865
01:22:49,714 --> 01:22:50,840
Throw the C's up.
1866
01:22:50,924 --> 01:22:53,134
Just move your legs.
Just give me a little of this.
1867
01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,594
-[Wee Man laughs]
-Now do this.
1868
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,513
[laughs] Yeah, Johnny. Yeah.
1869
01:22:56,596 --> 01:22:58,848
-Little of that.
-[Jasper] Wipe your toe. Wipe it off too.
1870
01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,142
Yeah. There you go. Wipe.
There you go. There you go.
1871
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:04,604
-[Jasper laughing]
-Damn! Did I do it? Did I do it?
1872
01:23:04,688 --> 01:23:07,315
-You did it! You did it!
-Yeah!
1873
01:23:07,399 --> 01:23:10,443
-Yeah, Dark Shark!
-[Dark Shark] Fuck!
1874
01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:12,529
[theme song playing]
1875
01:23:14,906 --> 01:23:16,282
[all groan]
1876
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:17,659
[loud popping]
1877
01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:18,910
[group laughs]
1878
01:23:20,203 --> 01:23:21,496
[all cheer]
1879
01:23:23,873 --> 01:23:24,916
[group laughs]
1880
01:23:25,959 --> 01:23:27,335
[Wee Man groans]
1881
01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:31,506
[Jasper screams]
1882
01:23:33,091 --> 01:23:36,094
Hopefully, my dick turns white
and not black like everybody else's.
1883
01:23:36,177 --> 01:23:37,137
[group laughs]
1884
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:39,222
["Cruel" playing]
1885
01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:42,642
-[man 1] Skills.
-[man 2 cheers]
1886
01:23:45,353 --> 01:23:48,940
-I think I seen this in a Jackass movie.
-[Irving] You say you saw this in Jackass?
1887
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:51,568
I don't think those guys
are around anymore.
1888
01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:55,488
-♪ You keep talkin' ♪
-[group exclaims and laughs]
1889
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:57,157
-[man] Slap him.
-♪ And I won't wait… ♪
1890
01:23:57,991 --> 01:23:59,159
[Zach chuckles]
1891
01:23:59,242 --> 01:24:00,785
♪ Far away… ♪
1892
01:24:03,204 --> 01:24:05,457
What? It's just gonna be low?
1893
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:06,708
Whoa!
1894
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:07,834
[Johnny laughs]
1895
01:24:10,086 --> 01:24:12,088
[group groans and laughs]
1896
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:13,631
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh… ♪
1897
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,843
[group laughing]
1898
01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:18,094
[Steve-O] So neat.
1899
01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:20,555
-[groans] Fuck! Motherfucker!
-[Steve-O laughing]
1900
01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:21,806
Goddamn it, dude.
1901
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,476
-Oh my God.
-[group] Oh.
1902
01:24:24,559 --> 01:24:26,686
[Jeff] That… that thing is huge, man.
1903
01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:28,772
Oh!
1904
01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:30,231
Jail suit.
1905
01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:32,317
[group laughing]
1906
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:35,195
[Johnny] Not a jail suit.
1907
01:24:35,278 --> 01:24:36,613
It's a flight suit.
1908
01:24:36,696 --> 01:24:38,865
-[Dark Shark] A what? Hell no.
-[Chris] Flight suit.
1909
01:24:38,948 --> 01:24:41,201
-[fan whirring]
-[Dark Shark screaming]
1910
01:24:41,284 --> 01:24:43,036
[guys laughing]
1911
01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,663
[Chris laughing] Oh my God!
1912
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,541
♪ I know I was lazy, babe ♪
1913
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:49,667
♪ But you're mean… ♪
1914
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:52,921
-[groaning]
-[cast laughing]
1915
01:24:53,004 --> 01:24:54,422
♪ Taking that shit from you… ♪
1916
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,799
[crunching]
1917
01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:57,550
[screams]
1918
01:24:57,634 --> 01:24:59,052
Okay!
1919
01:24:59,135 --> 01:25:00,845
♪ Oh, and all these people… ♪
1920
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:02,931
[group groans and laughs]
1921
01:25:03,890 --> 01:25:05,892
[screams] Fuck!
1922
01:25:07,811 --> 01:25:09,938
-[retches]
-[groans]
1923
01:25:10,855 --> 01:25:12,732
[loud popping]
1924
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,818
[all laughing]
1925
01:25:16,194 --> 01:25:18,738
[Johnny] That is, uh,
five gallons of pig cum.
1926
01:25:19,739 --> 01:25:22,909
Shut up! Are you serious?
1927
01:25:22,992 --> 01:25:25,495
-[indistinct chatter]
-♪ I wanna get back to you, babe… ♪
1928
01:25:25,578 --> 01:25:27,080
-[Jeff yells]
-[Chris laughs]
1929
01:25:27,163 --> 01:25:29,499
-Son of a gun!
-[men groan]
1930
01:25:30,458 --> 01:25:33,878
-Hi. [giggling]
-[Jeff] All right. You got it, daughter.
1931
01:25:33,962 --> 01:25:34,963
[man 1] Yeah.
1932
01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:38,424
-[Eric groans]
-[man 2] Holy shit.
1933
01:25:38,508 --> 01:25:40,260
[Poopies groans]
1934
01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:43,388
Hey, Poopies, what happened
with your thong, man?
1935
01:25:43,471 --> 01:25:46,099
Well, I took a poop
before I put the thing on,
1936
01:25:46,182 --> 01:25:50,687
and I only wiped twice and shoulda…
shoulda added that third wipe.
1937
01:25:51,187 --> 01:25:53,648
I'm sorry, anyone in this room,
1938
01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:56,776
have you ever been in the clear
after two wipes?
1939
01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:02,198
I have never been
in the clear after less than 15.
1940
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:04,909
Safety first.
1941
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:06,703
-[groans]
-[group laughs]
1942
01:26:06,786 --> 01:26:08,788
-Hey, what the shit?
-[man laughing]
1943
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:10,290
[Ehren] Oh my God!
1944
01:26:10,373 --> 01:26:13,293
["Blue Sky Ripples" playing]
1945
01:26:13,376 --> 01:26:16,504
I'm Eric Manaka,
and this is Face Your Fears.
1946
01:26:17,463 --> 01:26:19,883
-Ah. [groans]
-[group laughs]
1947
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,886
-[Rachel groans]
-[group laughs]
1948
01:26:24,345 --> 01:26:25,388
Was this Felix?
1949
01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:26,598
-[Lance] Lance.
-Sorry.
1950
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:27,849
[indistinct chatter]
1951
01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:30,602
[Lance] No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no! No!
1952
01:26:31,686 --> 01:26:33,313
[group groans]
1953
01:26:33,396 --> 01:26:35,982
-[all laughing]
-[man] Lance?
1954
01:26:36,065 --> 01:26:38,526
Come on, we gotta focus, guys. Focus!
1955
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:41,070
[jet pack whooshes]
1956
01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:43,406
[group groans and laughs]
1957
01:26:43,489 --> 01:26:45,408
[screams wildly]
1958
01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:48,119
[monster purrs]
1959
01:26:51,789 --> 01:26:53,416
[group groans]
1960
01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:54,751
[man 1] Whoo!
1961
01:26:55,793 --> 01:26:57,420
[Wee Man grunts, laughs]
1962
01:26:57,503 --> 01:27:00,798
-Blocked, blocked, blocked.
-[man 2] Fuckin' Mini Miyagi over here.
1963
01:27:00,882 --> 01:27:02,550
[laughs] Mini Miyagi, dude.
1964
01:27:03,301 --> 01:27:05,887
-[bow snaps]
-[Wee Man groans]
1965
01:27:06,387 --> 01:27:07,889
-Did I get you?
-Yes.
1966
01:27:07,972 --> 01:27:09,057
[group laughs]
1967
01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,642
[woman] Your order for today.
1968
01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:13,519
[group laughs]
1969
01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:16,356
-[Ehren] How's this thing work?
-[man] Pull the pin, aim, and shoot.
1970
01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:20,818
-[hissing]
-[man laughing]
1971
01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:22,487
Wait a minute! Fuck!
1972
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:27,659
-[trills tongue] I'm Catwoman.
-Ooh. I like it.
1973
01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:29,535
[Chris] I have to go use the ladies'.
1974
01:27:29,619 --> 01:27:31,287
-All right.
-[Chris] Sorry.
1975
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:33,539
I gotta think about baseball now.
1976
01:27:33,623 --> 01:27:36,417
-[Rachel] Are you guys twerking?
-[man] Woof. Thank you.
1977
01:27:36,501 --> 01:27:37,752
Whoo!
1978
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:41,714
[in East Coast accent] Nick Merlino's
going down the hill in a pasta strainer.
1979
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:43,424
He's mentally bankrupt.
1980
01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:47,971
[group groans]
1981
01:27:49,472 --> 01:27:51,933
[interviewer] Could you guys talk
about who's stronger?
1982
01:27:52,016 --> 01:27:53,101
I'm stronger.
1983
01:27:53,601 --> 01:27:55,812
-Spike sucks to fight.
-[Spike] Yeah.
1984
01:27:55,895 --> 01:28:00,233
Like, Spike is so surprisingly
hard to deal with in a fight
1985
01:28:00,316 --> 01:28:02,068
'cause he's wiry, but…
1986
01:28:02,151 --> 01:28:04,612
-[Spike grunts]
-No, no, no, no! Don't! Don't!
1987
01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:06,614
See? I'm stronger!
1988
01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,492
[all laughing]
1989
01:28:10,493 --> 01:28:11,786
Motherfucker.
1990
01:28:11,869 --> 01:28:13,871
[crew clamoring]
1991
01:28:18,084 --> 01:28:19,294
All right, I'm done.
1992
01:28:20,169 --> 01:28:23,172
[crew members applaud]
1993
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:29,220
[Johnny] Reminder, the stunts
in this movie
1994
01:28:29,304 --> 01:28:30,680
were performed by professionals,
1995
01:28:30,763 --> 01:28:33,182
so for your safety
and the protection of those around you,
1996
01:28:33,266 --> 01:28:35,310
do not attempt any
of the stunts you have just seen.