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‪NETFLIX 剧集

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‪我们要干吗？

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‪你他妈至少关上门吧

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‪肯定在这里某个角落

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‪你怎么知道他们甚至还用避孕套？

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‪因为我没有兄弟姐妹

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‪可能不想再犯相同的错误

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‪很好笑

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‪可能是肛交时用的

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‪你叫这玩意什么来着？我是说…

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‪你觉得优曼许一直在用那些吗？

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‪真他妈业余 你刚找过那个抽屉了

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‪（超薄避孕套 大）

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‪-大？
‪-我不需要知道这事

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‪爸爸有大家伙

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‪我每次用避孕套时会想到爸爸吗？

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‪没有比这更好的避孕方法了

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‪明智 反正这些可能对你太大了

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‪-请给我一个止咳糖浆
‪-拉梅什 拿个止咳糖浆

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‪来药房买避孕套

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‪给我药片

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‪真他妈天才

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‪至少我们现在知道了你爸鸡巴的尺寸

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‪老兄

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‪对 就这个 谢谢

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‪-哥们
‪-说吧

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‪-我想要…叫什么来着？
‪-你想要什么？

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‪-避孕套
‪-牌子和尺寸？

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‪-尺寸…
‪-你看

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‪要花多久？

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‪我们什么类型都有

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‪-靠
‪-多样性是生活趣味所在

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‪要哪个？

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‪-这是什么？
‪-巧克力味

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‪冰淇淋女孩应该卖这个

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‪你怎么尝巧克力味呢？

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‪我听说阴道有味蕾

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‪对于处男来说 你也太轻易下结论了

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‪可能口交时会尝出来

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‪口交时还需要戴避孕套吗？

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‪也许阴茎的味道不好 所以姑娘希望

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‪男人戴上巧克力味的避孕套

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‪这是整个卫生…

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‪快点 你要哪个？

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‪-小、中、大？
‪-三种都给我吧

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‪这些

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‪没错 大姐

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‪-这人…
‪-宁可事先谨慎 不要事后追悔

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‪-…搞砸了
‪-不好意思

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‪我买这个

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‪给我开发票

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‪-止咳糖浆呢？
‪-不需要

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‪你应该知道自己的尺寸

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‪我怎么知道？我从没见过其他阴茎

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‪-什么？
‪-我没有参照物

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‪阿克沙伊高一时
‪浴巾不小心掉下来过啊？

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‪是 但那时还是…缩着的

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‪-像小香肠
‪-有点像压缩文件

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‪我不知道勃起后多大

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‪奇怪的对比 那跟色情明星对比呢？

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‪色情片不现实
‪里面男人的阴茎大得像马的

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‪多么伟大的生物

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‪小号？拜托

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‪-中号
‪-好

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‪没到爸爸的级别 但也挺好

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‪搞什么？怎么油乎乎的？

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‪怎么是紫的？

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‪我觉得方向反了

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‪好了

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‪等等 你怎么硬得这么快？

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‪这就是马的阴茎吗？

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‪-合适
‪-很好 想告诉鲁契卡吗？

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‪朋友们 上次就因为我取消了比赛
‪你们冲我喊了15分钟

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‪-我们今天能凑齐人
‪-我肯定参加

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‪雷 你真他妈混蛋

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‪你少来

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‪哥们 我参加 我准备好了

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‪我们再需要
‪四个球员就行了 确认预订

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‪他说这是我们的最后机会
‪不然以后不让我们预订了

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‪雷说会参加就肯定会

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‪-确认预订
‪-好吧

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‪（瓦伦：朴雅卡和我
‪今晚办订婚派对）

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‪（希望你到！会很好玩的！）

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‪-已确认 现在不能取消了
‪-靠

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‪怎么了？

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‪-我不去了 大伙 抱歉
‪-你他妈…

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‪你要好好解释一番

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‪-你跟美优怎么着了？
‪-她解除了我的匹配

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‪-另一个呢？
‪-也解除了我的匹配

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‪我不在时我的桌子怎么样？

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‪你的桌子想你

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‪你能让利亚和她所有朋友都来吗？

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‪朴雅卡的妈妈特激动 订了整个场子

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‪我在拜托我所有的朋友
‪邀请他们所有的朋友

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‪呃…我们现在不说话了

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‪什么？你和利亚？

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‪你傻啊？

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‪无论你干了什么破事 去道歉就好

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‪-她是你唯一的朋友
‪-你也是我的朋友

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‪是 但我们是同事

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‪其实现在也不是了
‪但利亚他妈是你的真朋友

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‪所以赶紧解决
‪你们之间的问题 相信我

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‪-好吧
‪-今晚见

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‪-穿西服 混蛋
‪-等等 是正式场合吗？

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‪我可要订婚啊 当然是正式的

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‪我以为你们已经订婚了

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‪不 今天才正式订婚

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‪等等 我糊涂了 上周发生什么了？

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‪我向朴雅卡求婚了

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‪这就是订婚啊 承诺结婚

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‪好吧 那就算我们今晚庆祝订婚

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‪庆祝订婚不就是结婚了吗？

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‪雷 你是我朋友 我知道
‪相比于我的生活 你悲惨透了

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‪所以我要以最和蔼的态度跟你说

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‪闭嘴 穿西服 过来 对利亚道歉

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‪-好吗？
‪-好

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‪她也需要道歉

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‪优曼许？

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‪怎么了？

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‪你还记得我上学时
‪你经常做咖喱鸡吗？

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‪-红咖喱？
‪-是

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‪-你能再做点并打包吗？
‪-当然

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‪谢谢

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨 雷 你来干什么？

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‪我带了求和礼物

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‪-优曼许的咖喱鸡？
‪-对 绝无仅有的美味

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‪我能坐吗？

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‪我想为那晚道歉

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‪-我那时很混蛋
‪-你确实是

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‪-你也得道歉
‪-为什么？

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‪你叫我反社会变态之类的

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‪行了 我道歉 咱们趁热吃吧

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‪这段时间发生了太多事
‪我和全垒打上找到的人约了会

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‪差点和老板的女儿上床了
‪我被解雇了

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‪他们解雇了你？就因为那天的事？

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‪嗯

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‪阿尔琼和吉亚分手了

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‪是吗？这是好消息吧？

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‪他现在单身了

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‪我最近一直在想我们聊过的事

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‪每个人都有自己的处事方法

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‪我知道你不喜欢聊

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‪但我觉得
‪为了忘了尤斯塔夫 高兴起来

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‪你想干什么都可以

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‪你有什么建议？

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‪去追他 如果你真想的话

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‪阿尔琼可能是那个对的人 谁知道？

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‪是…不

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‪谢天谢地 因为老实说

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‪我有时不同意科玛尔的看法
‪但这事她说得对

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‪他真他妈是个混蛋

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‪你会找到合适的人

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‪你也会的

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‪今晚想跟我一起去
‪瓦伦的订婚派对吗？

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‪他问你是否能带朋友过来

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‪他不能付钱让婚礼策划师帮忙凑人？

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‪-我…
‪-我会告诉大家

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‪这怎么样？

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‪如果我们俩40岁时
‪还都单身 我们就结婚

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‪-同意
‪-同意

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‪你准备几时告诉我们你被解雇了？

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‪-谁告诉你们的？
‪-普什帕

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‪这条毒蛇

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‪-你们认识普什帕？
‪-我们当然认识普什帕

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‪-不然你以为你怎么得到工作的？
‪-品质优秀？

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‪其实在帕里之前
‪我考虑过普什帕的女儿

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‪结婚？

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‪普什帕多大？她女儿多大？

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‪别管普什帕了

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‪我们得再给他找份工作

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‪莫希特的公司怎么样？
‪他挺适合那里的

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‪不 让他为我工作
‪我明天跟乔希先生说一下

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‪我不想在“抱抱”工作 求你了

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‪为什么？咱家钱都从那儿赚来的

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‪不 他为尿布尴尬 钱没问题

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‪我怎么会了解尿布呢？

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‪你在这家里住了24年

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‪你听过我在电话里聊过

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‪无刺激洗发水
‪尿垫、婴儿湿巾、尿布

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‪然后你告诉我
‪你对你爸的工作毫无了解？

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‪我只是不想去“抱抱” 我想自立

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‪给我几天就好 我会想出办法的

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‪他想自立

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‪你赶紧自立

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‪但如果你成为那种没用的失业孩子

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‪我可一分钱不给你
‪我不在乎你是不是我的独生子

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‪就几天 我发誓

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‪行 雷 但这之后如果不行
‪我们就把你安排到莫希特的公司

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‪-谁是莫希特？
‪-谁是莫希特？

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‪阿莉莎姑姑的丈夫

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‪是

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‪-哇
‪-希望有用

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‪喷什么信息素啊？
‪去他的吧 带避孕套了吗？

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‪当然 带了一整盒

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‪你抱的希望可能太高了

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‪希望就是希望
‪一切归根结底都靠希望

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‪好吧

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‪我看起来怎么样？

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‪你会在场内端盘子送水吗？

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‪哪怕就一次站在我这边
‪能要你命吗？

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‪雷 如果你希望我站在你这边
‪你要站在自己那边

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‪多想想自己的优点 你这个帅哥

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‪一切都会没问题的

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‪（朴雅卡+瓦伦=爱）

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‪天哪 保持单身
‪就能避免被这种牌子伤害

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‪太恶心了

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‪我的朋友在里面

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‪你好 我的…好吧

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‪-嗨
‪-不

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‪不 我只是…

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‪赞美她

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‪你看起来不错

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‪-谢谢
‪-不客气

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‪-你看起来也不错
‪-谢谢

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‪真的吗？

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‪我是说谢谢你 我很感激

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‪道歉

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‪我之前表现得很奇怪 我想为此道歉

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‪我很蠢 而且…

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‪闭嘴

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‪我似乎不太知道我在说什么
‪但…你值得更好的

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‪闭嘴吧 雷

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‪告诉过你了

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‪今晚是崭新的一晚

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‪她到底是什么意思？

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‪她们在吧台

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‪-嗨
‪-嘿

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‪为什么你们衣服都很配？

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‪这叫姐妹成双 你怎么来这么晚？

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‪-我只是…
‪-没问你 白痴

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‪-好
‪-我没开车

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‪-你应该打给我的
‪-嗨！

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‪嗨！你来了

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‪-祝贺
‪-谢谢 哥们

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‪-嗨
‪-祝贺

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‪-我看你带了姐妹过来
‪-什么时候举行订婚仪式？

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‪我们已经订婚了

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‪我以为你们今天订婚

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‪我们是今天庆祝

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‪庆祝订婚的场合不应该是婚礼吗？

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‪我觉得它们可以是两种不同的仪式

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‪但前者就会导向后者

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‪每个人都按自己的想法安排

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00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,708
‪那今晚是什么？

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‪毁了美好一晚的所有乐趣？

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‪-我只是想确保…
‪-闭嘴

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‪他一早上把我脑子问痛了

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‪-别理他 要酒吗？
‪-要酒

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‪她想要酒 给她几杯酒

250
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‪我不想喝酒 别算我了

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‪-雷
‪-我只是…

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‪-你为什么总在抱怨？
‪-你不爽什么啊？

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‪-你
‪-她为什么总这么刻薄？

254
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‪为什么他总想跟我说话？

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‪我们…这首歌我们必须跳

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‪-来吧
‪-我等她

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‪-好
‪-大胆的选择

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‪让她们想要你 你要占据主动

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‪我们有占据过主动吗？我不觉得

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‪该死 我们错过机会了吗？

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‪不 冥冥中自有安排

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‪来了 来了

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‪-雷来了 利亚来了！
‪-怎么了？

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‪刚才在跟吉亚说话

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‪等等 什么？

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‪我给阿尔琼打电话
‪问他今晚是否愿意出来

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‪我以为你不会这么做

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‪我本来也这么想

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‪她刚说什么？

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‪她告诉我离他男友远点

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‪我猜他们还没真的分手

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‪如果能安慰到你的话
‪我们面前有六杯酒

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‪神风特攻队

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‪自从那晚在夜店
‪我就一直想让你喝这种酒

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‪-尝一杯
‪-现在？

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‪-对
‪-好吧

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‪-干杯
‪-干杯

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‪很好喝 里面有酒精吗？

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‪有

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‪尝起来像柠檬水

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‪我不觉得他们会马上回来

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‪-想把剩下这些都喝了吗？
‪-好

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‪雷 你知道神风特攻队
‪跟哪两件事有关吗？

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‪自杀炸弹和台风

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‪现在的计划是什么？

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‪没有计划 顺其自然

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‪-我怎么办？
‪-跟我无关

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‪好主意

289
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‪这里突然热了起来

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00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,750
‪这是你的歌

291
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:21,875
‪我喜欢歌

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00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,208
‪-来吧
‪-雷？

293
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,625
‪我们要去自杀袭击吗？

294
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‪天哪！

295
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‪让开！他交给我

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‪雷？

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‪他没事

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‪早上好 阳光正好

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‪你甚至都不知道

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‪我的天哪

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‪你昨晚做了什么 雷？

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‪我不知道 我做爱了吗？

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‪是吗？跟谁？

304
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‪-奈纳？
‪-可能是 或者利亚？

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‪天哪

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‪你父母还睡着

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‪-科玛尔
‪-我父母？

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‪对 我能听见你爸在那个屋里打呼

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‪-什么？
‪-你认识我爸？

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‪不认识 我出去拿水
‪他打呼声太大而已

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‪自杀式袭击

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‪我们…

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‪-是
‪-什么？

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‪你知道的…

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00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,875
‪我们绝对做爱了

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‪就像台风过境

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‪很高兴你有避孕套 我可不想得性病

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‪谢谢 鲁契卡

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‪-你觉得我有性病？
‪-这种事谁知道

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‪万一得了 也是她的问题

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00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,125
‪体验有多糟？

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00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,083
‪-我经历过更糟的
‪-是啊

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‪我是说还行

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‪你中间叫了我奈纳 我扇了你一巴掌

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‪之后就进展得挺顺利的

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‪抱歉我这么叫了

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‪我这些都不记得了
‪很抱歉我叫你奈纳了

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‪昨晚奈纳和瓦伦的DJ朋友走了

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‪-利亚呢？
‪-什么也没发生 她回家了

330
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,666
‪你能给我叫辆出租吗？我得回家了

331
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‪已经开始提要求了

332
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,000
‪你为什么不能自己叫车？

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00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,833
‪你认真的吗？

334
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,958
‪就给她叫一辆 以防她给你打一星

335
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,333
‪好 抱歉 我给你叫车

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00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,666
‪我再拿点水

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00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,583
‪-所以是科玛尔
‪-我知道

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‪我们做爱了 雷

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‪但如果我们中
‪只有一个人记得 这还算数吗？

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00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,541
‪我不知道我是否想这事作数

341
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,833
‪你昨晚可是希望作数的

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00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,208
‪她可是把你榨干了

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00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,750
‪我甚至不知道她是否做过了
‪我他妈什么也记不得了

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‪不努力最终却办成事了
‪这不厉害吗？

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00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,041
‪成了吗？

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‪指的是我在科玛尔身边醒来？

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‪-好过在我身边醒来
‪-应该吧

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‪-接下来怎么着？
‪-没有计划 是吧？

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‪-随其自然
‪-是

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‪-现在顺到哪儿去？
‪-我不知道

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00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,958
‪科玛尔怎么办？

352
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,583
‪她怎么了？

353
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:47,000
‪是一夜情 还是更多？想处对象吗？

354
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,250
‪我们显然不会约会 她他妈是个疯子

355
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,375
‪她之前一直恨我

356
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‪人们总是混淆吵架和调情

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‪靠！

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‪现在成了吗 雷？

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