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‪NETFLIX 影集

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‪我們在幹嘛？

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‪你嘛幫幫忙，至少先關門

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‪一定藏在哪裡

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‪你怎麼知道他們還用保險套？

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‪因為我沒有兄弟姊妹

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‪或許他們不想再重蹈覆轍

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‪很好笑

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‪那大概是肛交用的

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‪你知道…要怎麼說呢？我是…

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‪你覺得都是烏蜜須在用嗎？

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‪他媽的新手，那個抽屜你已經翻過了

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‪（超薄保險套，大號）

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‪-大號？
‪-我不需要知道這件事

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‪爹地是大號男

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‪以後我每次用保險套
‪都會想到老爸嗎？

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‪我想不出更好的避孕措施了

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‪聰明，反正這些給你用可能也太大

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‪-一瓶咳嗽糖漿，謝謝
‪-拉密須，請拿一瓶咳嗽糖漿

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‪找藥劑師買保險套，太天才了

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‪我要補藥

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‪他媽的天才

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‪至少現在我們知道
‪你爸的老二是什麼尺寸

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‪大哥

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‪就是這個，謝謝

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‪-大哥
‪-什麼事？快說

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‪-我想要…要怎麼說呢？
‪-你要什麼？

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‪-保險套
‪-請說尺寸和品牌

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‪-尺寸是指…
‪-你自己看

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‪還要多久？

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‪我們有很多種

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‪-媽的
‪-種類讓人生更有滋味

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‪哪一個？

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‪-這是什麼？
‪-巧克力口味的

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‪那個冰淇淋女孩應該來賣這個才對

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‪要怎麼嚐到巧克力味？

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‪我聽說陰道有味蕾

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‪以處男來說，你這種結論下得太快了

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‪那應該是口交時用的

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‪口交為何還要戴保險套？

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‪大概老二的味道不好吧
‪所以女生才會希望男生

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‪戴巧克力口味的保險套

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‪那什麼衛生…

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‪快點，要哪種？

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‪-大、中、小？
‪-三種都給我

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‪要這些，對

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‪沒錯，阿姨

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‪-這傢伙就愛…
‪-保險總比抱歉好

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‪-搞砸
‪-抱歉

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‪我要這個

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‪幫我結帳

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‪-咳嗽糖漿？
‪-我不需要

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‪你應該知道自己的尺寸

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‪要怎麼知道？我又沒見過其他老二

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‪-什麼？
‪-我沒辦法比較

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‪那十年級時
‪阿克西的浴巾掉下來的時候呢？

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‪對，但他老二都被壓扁了

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‪-小香腸一根
‪-就像壓縮檔案

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‪我不知道解壓縮之後會有多大

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‪這比喻好詭異，那情色明星呢？

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‪色情片又不是真的
‪他們的老二跟馬屌一樣大

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‪好雄偉的動物

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‪小號？拜託喔

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‪-中號
‪-不錯

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‪雖然不到爹地的層級，但不錯了

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‪搞什麼？為什麼這麼油？

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‪為什麼是紫色的？

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‪我覺得你好像戴反了

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‪好吧

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‪等一下，你怎麼這麼快就硬了？

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‪是因為馬的老二嗎？

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‪-可以
‪-太好了，要告訴露琪卡嗎？

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‪各位，上次因為我取消
‪被吼了15分鐘

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‪-今天會有球員的
‪-我絕對加入

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‪雷，你這頭號混蛋

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‪你少來

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‪朋友，我加入，隨時可以去

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‪我們只要再找四個人
‪確認訂場地就好

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‪他說這是我們的最後機會
‪否則就會喪失整段期間的預約

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‪雷說他加入就是加入

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‪-快確認
‪-好啦

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‪（瓦倫：大家好！
‪普梨安卡和我期待見到大家）

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‪（前來我們今晚的訂婚派對
‪一定會很好玩的！）

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‪-確認好了，不能取消了
‪-媽的

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‪什麼？

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‪-我不去了，對不起
‪-你這混…

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‪喂，你快解釋一下

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‪-你跟美優怎樣了？
‪-她取消跟我配對了

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‪-跟另外那個呢？
‪-配對也取消了

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‪辦公桌沒有我還好嗎？

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‪你的辦公桌想念你

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‪你可以請莉亞
‪把她所有朋友都約來嗎？

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‪普梨的媽媽太興奮
‪把整個場地都包下來了

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‪所以現在我叫我所有朋友
‪把他們的朋友全都約來

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‪這個…我們已經不講話了

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‪什麼？你和莉亞？

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‪你笨蛋嗎？

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‪不管你做了什麼蠢事，快去道歉

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‪-你只有她這一個朋友
‪-你也是我朋友

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‪對，但我們其實是同事

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‪而且現在也不是同事了
‪但莉亞是真的朋友耶

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‪快點去把事情說清楚，相信我

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‪-好吧
‪-今晚見

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‪-要打扮體面，兄弟
‪-等等，這是正式場合嗎？

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‪我要訂婚耶，對，很正式

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‪我以為你已經訂婚了

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‪沒有，我今天正式訂婚

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‪等一下，我糊塗了
‪那上星期是什麼事？

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‪我向普梨安卡求婚

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‪訂婚就是那麼回事啊
‪同意結婚的意思

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‪好，那我們是要慶祝這件事

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‪慶祝訂婚不就是結婚嗎？

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‪雷，你是我朋友，我知道
‪目前你過得很不順

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‪所以我現在已經盡量說好話了

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‪閉嘴、打扮、出席，去跟莉亞道歉

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‪-好嗎？
‪-好吧

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‪她也需要道歉

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‪烏蜜須？

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‪什麼事？

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‪以前我唸書時你都煮雞肉咖哩
‪對不對？

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‪-紅色那個嗎？
‪-對

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‪-可以請你煮一點讓我帶走嗎？
‪-當然可以

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‪謝謝

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨，雷，你來做什麼？

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‪我帶了求和禮物

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‪-烏蜜須的雞肉咖哩？
‪-對，舉世唯一的

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‪可以坐嗎？

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‪我想為那天晚上的事道歉

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‪-我很差勁
‪-你的確差勁

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‪-妳也要道歉
‪-道什麼歉？

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‪妳說我是反社交怪胎之類的

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‪好吧，對不起，我們趁熱吃吧

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‪發生了好多事，我上約會程式交友

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‪差點跟老闆的女兒上床，還被解雇

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‪他們解雇你了？因為那天的事嗎？

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‪對

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‪阿金和吉雅分手了

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‪是嗎？那是好消息吧？

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‪他現在是單身了

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‪我一直在想我們談過的事

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‪大家都自有一套應付事情的辦法

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‪我知道妳不喜歡談

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‪但我覺得妳需要去做想做的事

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‪放下烏特薩夫，尋找快樂

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‪你會建議我怎麼做？

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‪放膽去做，如果妳真想那樣的話

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‪誰知道呢？阿金或許是妳的白馬王子

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‪嗯…不要

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‪感謝老天，因為老實說

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‪柯瑪的話我不是什麼都同意
‪但她這次沒說錯

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‪他是個爛人

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‪妳會找到對象的

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‪你也會

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‪要不要跟我一起去瓦倫的訂婚派對？

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‪他問妳可不可以把朋友都找去

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‪他不能花錢請婚助找朋友嗎？

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‪-我…
‪-我會通知大家的

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‪這樣如何？

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‪如果我們40歲時還是單身，就結婚

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‪-同意
‪-同意

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‪你何時才要說你被解雇了？

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‪-誰跟你們說的？
‪-普什帕

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‪那條蛇

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‪-你們認識普什帕？
‪-我們當然認識普什帕

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‪-你以為你怎麼拿到這份工作的？
‪-我有能力？

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‪老實說，介紹帕莉之前
‪我是在想普什帕的女兒

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‪相親？

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‪普什帕的女兒幾歲？普什帕幾歲？

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‪別管普什帕

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‪我們得幫他再找一份工作

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‪莫西的公司怎樣？他很適合那邊

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‪不行，讓他來幫我工作好了
‪我明天跟喬西先生談談

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‪我不想在親寶公司工作，拜託

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‪為什麼？我們家的錢都是從那裡來的

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‪他覺得尿布很丟臉，錢他沒問題

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‪我哪會懂尿布的事？

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‪你在這屋子裡住了24年

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‪聽過我講電話

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‪談不流淚洗髮精、吸尿墊
‪濕紙巾和尿布

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‪你現在卻說
‪你對你爸的工作一無所知？

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‪好吧，但不要去親寶公司
‪我只想自立自強

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‪給我幾天時間，我來想辦法

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‪他想要自立自強

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‪拜託你去自立自強

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‪但如果你變成那種
‪沒用又沒工作的人

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‪我可不會幫你出錢
‪我才不管你是不是我的獨生子

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‪幾天就好，我保證

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‪好，雷，但幾天之後
‪我們就讓你去莫西的公司上班

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‪-莫西是誰？
‪-莫西是誰？

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‪亞麗莎阿姨的先生

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‪答對了

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‪-哇
‪-希望有用

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00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,166
‪費洛蒙呢？去他的，有保險套嗎？

194
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:48,250
‪當然，我把整盒都帶上了

195
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,750
‪那種希望可能又太大了

196
00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,875
‪希望就是希望，最後都只能仰賴希望

197
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,083
‪好吧

198
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,416
‪我看起來怎樣？

199
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,708
‪你會去那裡端菜嗎？

200
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,500
‪你挺我一次是會死嗎？

201
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:05,750
‪雷，如果要我挺你，你需要先挺自己

202
00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:09,166
‪不要妄自菲薄，你這性感惡魔

203
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,750
‪一切都會順利的

204
00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:31,916
‪（普梨安卡+瓦倫＝愛）

205
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:35,375
‪天啊，你應該維持單身
‪就不會有標牌了

206
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,166
‪有夠噁心的

207
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,500
‪我朋友都在裡面

208
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:46,625
‪哈囉，我…好

209
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:48,083
‪-嗨
‪-糟糕

210
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,666
‪我只是…

211
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,916
‪快誇獎

212
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000
‪妳很好看

213
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,041
‪-謝謝
‪-不客氣

214
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,541
‪-你這樣也很好看
‪-謝謝

215
00:12:57,625 --> 00:12:58,500
‪真的嗎？

216
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,125
‪我是說謝謝，很感激

217
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:03,500
‪抱歉

218
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,916
‪我只想說之前那樣尷尬很抱歉

219
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,125
‪我有夠蠢，而且…

220
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,041
‪沉默

221
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,958
‪我不知道自己在說什麼，但…
‪妳配得上更好的人

222
00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:14,875
‪拜託閉嘴啦，雷

223
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,291
‪我早說過了

224
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,208
‪今晚是全新開始

225
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:22,625
‪她那樣說是什麼意思？

226
00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,041
‪他們都在酒吧那邊

227
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,291
‪-嗨
‪-嘿

228
00:13:32,375 --> 00:13:34,041
‪妳們為什麼都穿一樣的？

229
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,250
‪這叫團服，你為什麼遲到？

230
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,333
‪-我剛才…
‪-不是問你啦，怪人

231
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,750
‪-喔
‪-我沒車

232
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,000
‪-你應該打給我
‪-嗨！

233
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,208
‪嘿，真高興你來了

234
00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,583
‪-恭喜
‪-謝了，朋友

235
00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,000
‪-嗨
‪-恭喜

236
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:54,333
‪-我看到妳把女生幫都找來了
‪-所以訂婚是什麼時候？

237
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:56,000
‪我們已經訂婚了

238
00:13:56,083 --> 00:13:58,041
‪我以為你們今天要訂婚

239
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,666
‪我們只是今天慶祝

240
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,958
‪慶祝訂婚不就是結婚嗎？

241
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,541
‪我覺得可以是兩件不同的事

242
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:05,583
‪但一件會引發另一件

243
00:14:05,666 --> 00:14:07,041
‪但每個人做法不同

244
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,708
‪好，所以今晚是哪件事？

245
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,166
‪“把美好夜晚的樂趣都吸光”之夜？

246
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,416
‪-不，我只是想確定…
‪-閉嘴

247
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:18,791
‪他整個早上都在跟我爭這個

248
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,708
‪-別理他，烈酒？
‪-烈酒

249
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,541
‪她要烈酒，點烈酒給她喝

250
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,291
‪我不想喝烈酒，所以少一杯

251
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,583
‪-雷
‪-我只是…

252
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,166
‪-你為什麼總是愛抱怨？
‪-妳有什麼問題？

253
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,916
‪-就是你
‪-她為什麼總是這麼壞？

254
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,541
‪他為什麼總想跟我說話？

255
00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,916
‪我們…不，我們一定要跳

256
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000
‪-來
‪-我等她

257
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,333
‪-好
‪-大膽的決定

258
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:53,791
‪讓她們飢渴，對，你要穩住

259
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,875
‪我們有穩過嗎？我覺得沒有

260
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,958
‪糟糕，是不是錯過機會了？

261
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,041
‪沒有，還在

262
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,916
‪順其自然

263
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,916
‪-雷和莉亞
‪-怎麼了？

264
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:12,250
‪吉雅打來

265
00:15:13,666 --> 00:15:14,833
‪慢著，什麼？

266
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:20,125
‪我打給阿金，問他今晚想不想出來

267
00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,500
‪妳不是說不會那樣做嗎？

268
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,000
‪我也這樣以為

269
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:25,916
‪那她怎麼說？

270
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,166
‪她叫我離她男朋友遠一點

271
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,708
‪我猜他們沒有真的分手

272
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,250
‪不知算不算安慰
‪但我們這裡有六杯烈酒

273
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,083
‪神風調酒耶

274
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,041
‪從那天在夜店起，我就一直想要你喝

275
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,333
‪-試一杯看看
‪-現在嗎？

276
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,208
‪-對
‪-好吧

277
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,083
‪-乾
‪-乾

278
00:15:50,791 --> 00:15:52,791
‪真好喝，裡面有酒精嗎？

279
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:53,791
‪對

280
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,541
‪簡直像檸檬汽水烈酒

281
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,041
‪我覺得他們不會這麼快回來

282
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,500
‪-想把剩下的都喝掉嗎？
‪-我要

283
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:06,916
‪雷，你知道跟神風有關係的
‪還有另外兩件什麼事？

284
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,708
‪自殺炸彈和颱風

285
00:16:09,791 --> 00:16:11,291
‪你有什麼打算？

286
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:12,958
‪沒有打算，順其自然

287
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,875
‪-那我呢？
‪-跟我沒關係

288
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:16,791
‪好極了

289
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,375
‪這裡忽然熱起來了

290
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,750
‪這是你的歌

291
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:21,875
‪我愛歌

292
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,208
‪-走吧
‪-雷？

293
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,625
‪神風特攻隊要出發了嗎？

294
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,666
‪雷？

295
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,791
‪他沒事

296
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:13,291
‪早安，陽光

297
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:18,125
‪你什麼都不知道

298
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,291
‪天啊

299
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,875
‪雷，你昨晚做了什麼？

300
00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:31,416
‪我不知道，我昨晚嘿咻了嗎？

301
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,750
‪你有嗎？跟誰？

302
00:18:34,791 --> 00:18:38,041
‪-奈娜？
‪-可能喔，還是莉亞？

303
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:42,583
‪老天啊

304
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,208
‪你爸媽還在睡覺

305
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,500
‪-柯瑪
‪-我爸媽？

306
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,625
‪對，我聽到你爸在隔壁房間打呼

307
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:49,750
‪-什麼？
‪-妳認識我爸？

308
00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,791
‪不，我去拿水，但他很大聲

309
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,000
‪神風，寶貝

310
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,291
‪我們有沒有…

311
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,541
‪-有
‪-什麼？

312
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,000
‪就是…

313
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,875
‪我們肯定有嘿咻

314
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,458
‪就像他媽的颱風

315
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,458
‪我很高興你有保險套
‪我可沒興趣得性病

316
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,250
‪謝了，露琪卡

317
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:17,875
‪-妳覺得我有性病？
‪-誰知道呢？

318
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,625
‪就算有也是她有吧

319
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,125
‪有多慘？

320
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,083
‪-我碰過更慘的
‪-是喔

321
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,500
‪我覺得還可以啦

322
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,625
‪有一次你叫我奈娜，我就打你

323
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,333
‪那之後就順利多了

324
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,750
‪對不起，是我害的

325
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:39,666
‪我不記得了，很抱歉我叫妳奈娜

326
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:42,541
‪奈娜昨晚跟瓦倫的DJ朋友回家了

327
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:48,083
‪-那莉亞呢？
‪-沒有，她回家了

328
00:19:49,916 --> 00:19:51,666
‪可以幫我叫計程車嗎？我要回去

329
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666
‪已經在發號施令了

330
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,000
‪妳為什麼不能自己叫車？

331
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:56,833
‪真的？

332
00:19:56,916 --> 00:19:59,958
‪幫她叫車，免得她給你一星評價

333
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,333
‪好啦，對不起，我幫妳叫車

334
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,666
‪我再去倒水

335
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,583
‪-原來是柯瑪
‪-我知道

336
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:10,000
‪雷，我們回本壘了

337
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:12,291
‪假如其中一個不記得也算嗎？

338
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,541
‪不知道我想不想算這一次

339
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,833
‪你昨晚就很想啊

340
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:18,208
‪她上你上得超嗨的

341
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,750
‪我甚至不知道她有沒有真的做
‪我什麼都不記得

342
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:23,833
‪無心插柳卻成功了，不是很棒嗎？

343
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:25,041
‪真的棒嗎？

344
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,375
‪即使那表示醒來後旁邊是柯瑪？

345
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,166
‪-總比醒來後旁邊是我好
‪-也對

346
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,583
‪-那接下來呢？
‪-沒計畫吧？

347
00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,500
‪-順其自然
‪-對

348
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:40,666
‪-那我們要順到哪裡去？
‪-不知道

349
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,958
‪那柯瑪呢？

350
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,583
‪她怎樣？

351
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:47,000
‪這次算打炮還是會有後續？
‪她算你女友嗎？

352
00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:49,250
‪我們當然不是在交往，她是瘋子一個

353
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,375
‪而且她總是討厭我

354
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,083
‪大家常把吵嘴和搭訕搞混

355
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,583
‪媽的

356
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:05,375
‪現在這算約了嗎，雷？

357
00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:32,166
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