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It's done.
Knuckles is headed your way.

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We're in position.

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He's almost at the penthouse.

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As soon as you have him,

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you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...

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just don't hurt him.

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- No promises.

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What the...

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What is that?

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- Peekaboo.

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<i>Oh, shoot and darn it.</i>

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<i>I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.</i>

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<i>Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.</i>

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You messed with
the wrong warrior.

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"
by Elton John playing]

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- Big mistake. Huge.

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Oh man...

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- Stop hitting yourself!

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Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!

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- Wade! How did you get here?

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I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexes

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and natural ability
to be overlooked,

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I was able
to get in the room.

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Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.

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I'm here to rescue you guys!

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- Oh, thank God.
We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.

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I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.

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Wanda, please don't
start that again.

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- Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!

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I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,

31
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Tom gave me a master key!

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Wade, you saved us!

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- What are you doing?
- No. Wade, stop.
Stop touching me!

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- Stop! No--
- Stop moving your hands! If you
stop moving your hands, then I--

35
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- I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?!

36
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I'm doing an FBI thing

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where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffs

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by dislocating my thumb.
Here I go.

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- Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!

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It'll be way less painful
and quicker!

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I'm almost there. Ow!

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- You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!

43
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Let your brother
rescue you!

44
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This isn't over yet...

45
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No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!

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- Ah, Knuckles!

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- Let's do this.

48
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- This ends now.

49
00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:10,222
Okay. Fine.
Fine, you win.

50
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- Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.

51
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Not this time.

52
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Aaaah!

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- Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!

54
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No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!

55
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This ain't good.

56
00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:01,404
Dude!
That was awesome!

57
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I can't believe the plan worked.
We did it!

58
00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,017
Wade Whipple,
you must hurry.

59
00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,324
Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!

60
00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,065
The tournament?
You mean--

61
00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:12,589
Yes. Your greatest victory
still awaits.

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- This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!

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The schmuck known
as your father,

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in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!

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I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.

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The time has come for you
to prove your worth

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as a champion,
and a warrior.

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You know what?
You're right. This is it.

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This is finally my chance

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- to--
- Got i!

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- I got it!

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- Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.

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- Impressive battle wound,
Wanda Whipple.

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Thanks, Knucks.

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We are here
at the final round

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of the Bowling Tournament
of Champions

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in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,

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-"Las Vegas for losers."

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00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:08,428
Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,

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00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,430
where they bowl on
the wrong side of the lane.

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00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:14,738
I'm talking about the team
led by 27-time winner

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and legend of the lanes,

83
00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:23,007
Pistol... Pete... Whipple!

84
00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,366
- Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.

85
00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:36,412
I mean, this guy
is all confidence.

86
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- This crowd is goin' nuts
for Pistol Pete.

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Are you ready for a show?

88
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- Jordan. Gretzky.
- Yes.

89
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Brady. These are
the names you think of

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00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,170
when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.

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And with a win today,
I would argue

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that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there

93
00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,613
- on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.

94
00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,920
Next time she needs
an after-school activity,

95
00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,965
we're doing piano lessons.

96
00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,358
And in the challenger's
corner,

97
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,100
we have
a young upstart team

98
00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:16,060
looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.

99
00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:20,108
It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,

100
00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,240
who also happens to be...

101
00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:25,548
- Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
- What?

102
00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:28,290
- Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good
father-son story.

103
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,466
Rumor has it
that Pistol Pete

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abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,

105
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,428
choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.

106
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I wanna say,
regardless of how you feel

107
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:42,304
- about childhood abandonment,
and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.

108
00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:45,089
...the deals at TJ Maxx
cannot be beat.

109
00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,831
No, I wish my dad
left me at a TJ Maxx.

110
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:51,400
But, you know what?
Let's settle this score
once and for all

111
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,141
and bring out
our challenger,

112
00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:56,884
Mr. Wade Whipple...

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00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,669
- Yes!

114
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,454
- Yes, Wade!
Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!

115
00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,326
Get ready!

116
00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:14,249
- Sorry, where is he?

117
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,599
- Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...

118
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:19,080
I gave him the--
Mr. Wade Whipple!

119
00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,606
- Just like that scene
in <i>The Sound of Music...</i>
- L-Let me do it again.

120
00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:26,174
- Maybe he didn't hear it.
Let me hear it. Uh...

121
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,655
Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring out

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00:09:28,785 --> 00:09:30,395
Wade Whipple!

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00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,140
Wade? Wade Whipple.

124
00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:41,102
- Oh, man.
- Wade Whipple?

125
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,712
I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.

126
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,627
Okay, well, I-- What do
you mean stretch it out?

127
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,760
- I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time.
You know what?

128
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,936
L-L-Let's do some
of the fun facts.

129
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:51,765
Oh. Oh, what a pity.

130
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:55,333
It appears my opponent...

131
00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,031
is officially a no-show.

132
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,252
Which means, once again, I...

133
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:06,475
- am the winner!

134
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,610
Put... that trophy... down.

135
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,352
- Dad.

136
00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:17,312
- Wow... Okay.
- Wow... Lotta drama.

137
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,102
Oh! There he is.

138
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,801
Surprised to see me?

139
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:30,151
Can't say that I am.

140
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:33,850
You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.

141
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:35,460
I don't have any idea
what that means,

142
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:37,506
but I'm sure
it's insulting.

143
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,377
If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,

144
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,815
I'd tell you you are
in over your head,

145
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,338
out of your league,

146
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,687
and 10 pins away

147
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,472
from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.

148
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:50,998
- Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!

149
00:10:51,128 --> 00:10:53,609
- I heard that one!
In front of everybody!

150
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,785
And if I was
to insult you,

151
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,048
I'd say your game's
gotten weak,

152
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,571
your costume
smells funky,

153
00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:02,139
and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.

154
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:05,055
- Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?

155
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,057
- Oh! Should we be
allowed to hear this?

156
00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,712
- I think not.
- Should we be--
I mean, this is private!

157
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:13,194
I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,

158
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,936
to do what I did
all those years ago

159
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:19,026
and just... walk... away.

160
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,247
Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.

161
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,556
You see all these
lovely people?

162
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:32,126
Every single one of them
is here

163
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,563
because they love me.

164
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:42,223
And they have absolutely
no bloody idea

165
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,791
who the hell you are!

166
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:47,837
Oh yeah, old man?

167
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,318
- They will.

168
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:54,801
- Wow!
- Whoa!

169
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,977
Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!

170
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,805
I mean,
but get them in the sun.

171
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,937
I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.

172
00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:06,464
Let's roll.

173
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:10,860
Yes, Wade!

174
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:14,603
Wade, put your pants
back on, dude.

175
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,561
It'll be cooler.

176
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,219
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

177
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,395
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

178
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,877
Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

179
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,662
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

180
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,577
Wade Whipple!

181
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,624
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
Wade Whipple!

182
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,279
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

183
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,890
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!

184
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,805
It's Whipple versus Whipple

185
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,416
as the Tournament
of Champions finals

186
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,549
are officially underway.

187
00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:49,116
Can't wait.

188
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:53,076
- Oh!
Right out of the gate!
- Wow.

189
00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,165
Here we go.
This is some great
bowling action.

190
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,253
Yeah.

191
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,038
That's how it's done.

192
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,738
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

193
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,480
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!

194
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,223
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete...

195
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,233
Man, your dad's a real
turd bucket, huh?

196
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,105
Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.

197
00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,500
Ahhhhh...

198
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:29,286
Better keep up, dear boy.
That is, unless,

199
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:32,594
you're ready to
wave the white flag
and surrender.

200
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,989
- I'm Wade Whipple.

201
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,035
Lieutenant Deputy of
the smallest town in Montana.

202
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,559
I don't know the meaning
of the word "surrender."
Water bottle.

203
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,521
- I have not yet begun to ball.

204
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,285
- Yes! Yes!

205
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,070
- Wade not backing down at all!

206
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,900
- Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.

207
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,468
<i>Look, I'm not a doctor,
but technically,</i>

208
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,992
<i>- they share the same blood...</i>
- Can I get a beer, please?

209
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,081
- Yeah, sure.

210
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:28,389
- Hm...

211
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,435
This truly is
a strange little planet.

212
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,046
Can I get you anything, honey?

213
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,005
Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.

214
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,364
- Bam!

215
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,897
- Yes!

216
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,336
Ha, yes!

217
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,362
Woo!

218
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,499
- Uh-oh!

219
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,637
Pistol Pete looking
a little worried over there.

220
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:45,727
- Oh, yeah,
he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,

221
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,816
got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.

222
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,383
Gettin' nervous yet,
old timer?

223
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,342
Nervous?
Don't be ridiculous.

224
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:56,303
Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,

225
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,435
- I'm proud of you!
- Wade!

226
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,264
Please! Please
don't choke today!

227
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,832
- Just please don't do it!
Do great! Okay?

228
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,442
Okay!

229
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,500
Hm... That sounds troubling.

230
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,742
Knuckles the Echidna.

231
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:48,050
It's an honor
to meet you at last.

232
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,073
I thought you'd give me
more of a fight.

233
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:17,297
- This is it.

234
00:17:17,427 --> 00:17:21,779
It's all going to come down
to this final frame.

235
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,657
- You got this, Pete.

236
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,111
- Oh...

237
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,611
- Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.

238
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,831
That miss gives Wade a chance.

239
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,792
- If he can get a strike here,
he could win the tournament.

240
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,796
You should pick up
this spare, no problem.

241
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,841
- Wow!

242
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,235
- Those are fightin' words
right there.
- Sick dig!

243
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,324
Someone's about
to get slapped!

244
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,632
- Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.

245
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,207
Unflappable.

246
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:49,171
This is so dramatic.

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Because as it
comes down to this,

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if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,

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he'll be on his way
to a perfect game

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and a tournament
championship.

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Not to mention
an emotional victory

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over the man who left him

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a fatherless,
stunted,

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utter shell
of a human being.

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- Okay...
- And the question is,

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does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?

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Well, do you, dear boy?

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Are you strong enough

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to strike down
your own father in battle?

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To do whatever
it takes to claim

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that championship trophy?

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Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?

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Wade the Warrior?

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Oh, I know
I'm strong enough, Dad.

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Really?

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Because all my life,

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I've learned
from great warriors.

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- Hm.
- I learned from a mother

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who never stopped fighting
for her family.

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I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,

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but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.

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But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warrior

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in the entire galaxy,

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who taught me that
real warriors wouldn't exist

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if not for those
who came before them,

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showed them the way,
and never stopped fighting,

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no matter how hard
the battle became.

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That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,

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my true power,

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without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.

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Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this long

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- for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.

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It seems as though
he is monologuing.

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That's highly
unorthodox.

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Nice speech.

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But you left out
one small detail.

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- You're a loser, Wade.

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You always have been,

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and you always will be.

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Well, would a loser do this?

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- Yes!

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- Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!

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Oh, my God, I did it!

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I won!
I'm a champion!

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- Whoa! Duck!

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- Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!

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Get your people to safety

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- before they--

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- Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!

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- Knuckles?
- Wade!

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Stay back!

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Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.

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Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.

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- All I need is...

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every ounce of your power.

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- Knuckles!

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- What are you doing to him?!

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Your power is mine, echidna.

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Your only purpose now...

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is to die!

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Knuckles! Buddy!

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What did he do to you?

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You caused me a lotta trouble.

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- Now I'm gonna make you pay.

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You think you're so tough,

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hiding behind that metal onesie
you're wearing?

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I'm not scared of you.
Come and get me!

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Okay, I was bluffing.

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- Hm?

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- Whoa!

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00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:46,903
Somebody call for backup?

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We thought
you could use a hand.

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- God, that was a good line.

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Alright, Wade.
Let's do this.

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Let's roll.

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Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.

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You taught me how to stand up
for myself and fight!

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And we're stronger
than ever now...

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because we fight together!

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A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.

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And your heart
has never been bigger!

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You fight to honor
your family!

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You fight to protect
your friends!

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And now, you have
something new to fight for.

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A home!

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00:25:10,204 --> 00:25:13,163
Looks like you're
all out of balls!

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- This is my home!

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- No! No!

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- My power!

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The Flames of Disaster!

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00:25:45,369 --> 00:25:47,154
Come on!

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00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:02,822
- Finish him, Knucks!

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00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,053
Victory is ours.

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00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,976
Wow. Well,
there you have it, folks.

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00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,413
This proves what I've
been saying all along.

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Absolutely
anything can happen

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in the National
Bowling Championships.

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00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,681
You know, Gary,
I looked it up,

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and actually,
this has happened before.

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There was a visit
by an extraterrestrial

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in the 1974 tourney,

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- but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,

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00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,955
but I'm gonna tell you,
this time was a lot more fun.

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00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:51,174
- What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!

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00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:54,003
Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.

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00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:59,313
Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!

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00:26:59,443 --> 00:27:01,924
- Shut your
gob hole, you little brat!
- Oh no!

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00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,144
Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,

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00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,580
and he lost the tourney!

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00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:07,538
I don't know what the rule book
says about this, Gary.

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00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:09,889
- Oh, no, you don't.

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00:27:10,019 --> 00:27:13,327
Take your hands off
my son's trophy, you schmuck!

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00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:21,117
Mom, that was awesome!

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00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,076
Ever think about
joining the FBI?

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00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,599
Well, if it means
I can spend more time

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with my daughter,
I'd love to.

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00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:34,348
You did it, Wade Whipple!
You won!

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00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,045
Buddy, we did it.

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00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:09,426
- Hey, Knuckles!

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00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:12,473
How about some
new road trip music?

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00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:16,259
I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."

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00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:20,916
What is this amazing song?

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00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:28,358
This is...

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my jam!