[classical music playing]
[door opens]
-[door closes] -Where the hell were you?
-I just got home. -Obviously.
Hello, Stefan.
You couldn't send me a message?
Stefan and I were so worried about you. Right, Stefan?
[clicks tongue]
Come on, spill it. How'd it go with Ángela?
Because you slept together, right?
I was with Daniela.
So you ditched your boss?
This reconciliation thing is awesome.
Life is starting to give back everything it took from me.
Oh. You're back together? After what she did?
Pedro, deconstructing yourself is one thing, but don't be an idiot.
You wanna get back with Luz. She sold your restaurant for one euro.
It's in very bad taste to bring up Luz when I'm talking about you two.
Raúl, you're ruining the basic rule of friendship.
What?
A friend never behaves like a girlfriend, man.
That really hurt.
Comparing me to a girlfriend is the worst thing you've ever done to me.
I'm gonna be late, so I'm gonna go shower.
Stefan, we've got a problem.
ALPHA MALES
You'll be late for school if you don't hurry.
I thought we were supposed to eat slow.
You have to sign my report card.
[Esther] You're just telling me now?
Well, it's so you don't have the time to tell him off.
Oh.
Let's see. [exhales]
This damn report card.
If you failed English again, you're gonna get a tutor.
[Ulises] No, I scraped by in English.
[exhales]
[keys clacking]
Uh…
"BDSM, big tits."
[exhales] What the hell?
Yeah, yeah. It's so bad.
Esther's been watching porn on the computer at home.
[Pedro] And she doesn't erase the history? What an idiot.
[Raúl] So, chicks watch porn?
I guess my wife does. With big tits and BDSM.
I've stopped. Uh…
The porn industry is extremely sexist.
Yeah, okay, but it's just that Esther has masculine toxicity.
Why is Esther searching "big tits"?
[gasps] She lesbian?
So your marriage has been a lie, Luis.
Uh, no, no. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she needs some love.
I'm gonna plan something romantic.
Netflix and chill.
-Then you fuck her. -That's it. So go for it.
Okay, sure. Jesus, the pressure.
[man on police radio] We're heading back now. Over.
And we'll install special sinks in the bathrooms
to help facilitate the washing and the rinsing of, uh, menstrual cups.
Oh, and show her the female urinals.
Yes, here they are.
They're longer, okay?
And they have a raised back to help preserve your privacy, of course.
You're the first architect I've met that takes gender differences
into account in his projects.
He did a course on demolishing his masculinity. Hmm?
Deconstructing, uh, yes. I have my diploma. On my desk.
This kid is the office gem.
It cost us a ton to steal him from Norman Foster. [chuckles]
[chuckles]
Your project was a total hit.
Although she was trying really hard not to show it. [laughs]
-I can't do coffee. It makes me jittery. -[Román] Santiago, you're a pro.
But I'm not giving you a raise. At least not yet.
But I want you to have dinner at my home.
Oh. Well, I'd be honored.
-[Román] Mm. -[both chuckle]
[Paula] Congratulations, Mr. Female-Friendly.
-Shh! Hey, stop, please. -[laughs]
-What are you doing? -The boss likes you.
And I do as well.
-You can't talk about that stuff here. -Why? What's wrong?
I don't want people to think I'm a womanizer.
Oh, right, right, right. Oh, of course.
-We can focus on work. Hmm? -That's right.
We wouldn't want anyone to think something's going on when it's not.
Uh, well, look, there is, you know, uh, something, but not here, not now.
Mm. No, don't worry. We won't talk.
No, no, no, no, no. Hold on.
If we avoid each other, people will get suspicious.
So what should we do?
-Jesus, it's not like I fucked you. -Shh! Please, Paula!
We have to act normally, which is exactly what you're not doing right now.
So, I'll see you tonight?
Yeah.
Uh, no, no, I can't.
I'm going to the movies with my daughter.
You're taking your 18-year-old to the movies? She has no friends?
Well, we are really close, I mean… Hey!
-Hey, so-- -Excuse me.
Yeah, we were just talking about structures and positions and so on.
-Hmm, that's good. Good. -[Paula] Mm-hmm.
[Santi exhales]
-Whoa! -[Santi] Shh!
A lot of people have been asking me about this organic deodorant cream,
promoted by several influencers.
Let's see. Uh, "No chemical ingredients, no aluminum, vegan, cruelty-free."
"Protection for 72 hours."
I've used it. I've used it. I've only been using it 24 hours.
Patri, how do I smell after yoga?
[Patricia] A little stinky, ma'am!
To the people at DeoVegan, do not say "protection for 72 hours."
First, because lying is wrong, you know?
And second, because people believe it and go three days without a shower.
Next.
-"Regener"-- -[cell phone ringing]
[exhales]
[line rings]
-[Daniela] Tax office, how can I help you? -[chuckles] So, are we meeting later?
-Are you insane? Two days in a row? -What does it matter if people find out?
I thought honesty was your whole new thing.
Yes, but I gained a lot of new followers.
Now I'm an influ-hater.
You're a what?
Now brands pay me not to talk about them.
I've reinvented myself. I'm a pioneer.
Okay, that's amazing. But what's gonna happen with us?
-Slow down, buddy. Don't smother me. -[door opens]
-[Ángela] Can we talk? -Ángela.
I'm so sorry about last night. Truly.
So, how's your vertigo?
Because what you said yesterday sounded like an excuse.
No, I swear. It comes on all of a sudden, and it incapacitates me,
makes me dizzy, and I have to rest.
Yeah, that is vertigo.
Look, I don't like it when people cancel our meetings.
It's a pet peeve I have, okay?
But this time I'll let you off. Because we sold the series!
-What? Are you serious? -Yes! [laughs]
-We're gonna film Alpha Males! Yeah! -Yes. Yes. Holy shit. I'm gonna hug you.
-Yes, yes! [laughs] -Oh!
-[clears throat] This is great. -[laughs]
-Yes. -Congratulations.
Oh, thank you. Let's go tell the scriptwriters.
[exhales] Oh, shit.
Is this a joke?
They seriously bought that?
Didn't you wanna destroy the patriarchy?
It's your series. They're four idiots looking like assholes.
[chuckles] Well, not assholes.
What I don't really understand is why the influencer, who is so successful,
is even with that idiot.
Pablo's not an idiot.
He's a multifaceted character. He's complex.
Oh, come on.
What about that garbage with the divorced guy and the ten bodies?
Isn't that objectification?
And the pathetic womanizer who owns the restaurant?
She opens the relationship. He's thrilled.
Hey, no! I'm telling you, it's not like that.
Okay, the important thing is we've sold it.
-It's not that bad. -Don't worry about them.
-We have to film the pilot. -Okay.
Start typing today. Good luck, girls.
[footsteps fading]
-[exhales] -[Olga] Are you together?
-[Pedro] What? -Mm, nothing.
Just by the way she touched you.
She doesn't do that to you?
To be honest, that would explain a lot of things.
Listen, I get that it's difficult to have a sexist pig as a boss.
But if you think I'm here for any other reason
than my abilities and my talent, I'm offended.
Get to work!
[exhales]
I'm not just some piece of meat.
[quietly] Well.
Come and live in my house.
There's no pool, because it's urban. You would be closer to the restaurant.
No, no, thank you. But there's no need to move.
Look, Raúl, from what you've told me, it reeks of reconciliation and a move.
Women are very territorial.
I have faith in Pedro. He'll mess it up, for sure.
Do you have any plans tonight?
Tonight?
It's my fuck buddy's birthday, and we're celebrating at my house.
Come and see it.
No, I don't think I can tonight, because I'm having dinner with my parents.
They're getting old, and my mom made some special beef.
-There'll be women there. Hmm. -Yeah. Yeah, I'll come. Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Okay. Indicator on and take the third exit.
-We're not following anyone? -[Esther] No.
Today, we're going to the supermarket parking lot.
-To practice parking the car? -To buy some toilet paper.
-I only have two rolls. -[ringtone plays]
-What's up? -[Luis] Hi, my little slut.
Wanna go for a romantic dinner tonight? Just the two of us.
Luis, I'm in the middle of teaching.
-Hi. [laughs] -Why did you take my call?
And what do we do with the kids? You know your mom won't do it.
I can do it. 20 euros an hour.
-Fifteen. -Deal.
-Reserve it. Álex will do it. Watch out! -[tires screech]
-[horns honk] -She was about to cross.
Oh.
Oh, wow. The mom's sporty.
Why are you here? You like kitesurfing?
-I like the mojitos from that beach bar. -Mm.
You're here alone?
Disconnecting.
[Álvaro] From my dad, right?
Enjoy your mojito, Álvaro.
You want one?
Hey, hey, yo. Want a drink?
What's up? You get stood up by Daniela?
She wanted to see me, but I told her to calm down. We're taking it slow.
Well, sorry, but I can't tonight. I have plans. Kind of busy.
Another chick from Tinder?
No, smart-ass. A birthday party with some friends.
What friends? You don't have other friends.
Yes, I do have other friends.
You stick with Daniela.
-Maybe I'll call her. -Have a great time, then.
-I'll be back late. -Me too.
-Don't wait up for me. -I might not even make it home.
[Pedro scoffs]
Flowers for you, sir.
-Which one of us? -Raúl, they're clearly for me.
-Come on. -[Raúl] Oh, there's a card.
Hey, stop being nosy.
"I always knew you'd be an excellent choice."
"Congratulations, Alpha." Huh.
-Do women send men flowers? -And after ditching her?
Screw her, and she'll buy you a house.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, see you later, Alpha.
[doorbell rings]
-Santiago, hello. -Román.
-[Santi chuckles] -Mmm.
[dog growls]
-Come on in. -Hello, little guy.
-[dog growls] -Huh. Hmm.
That's not it.
Wow.
I love how you organized the place. And what great natural lighting.
You know, it's dark out, but you can really tell this is--
Don't talk about architecture, damn it. Let's just relax tonight.
Sorry, yeah. Okay.
-The appetizers. -Oh.
-Let me introduce Osvaldo. -Oh, hello.
-Nice to meet you. -[Santi] Mm.
Actually, I have a friend who also hired a guy as a maid.
And, well, I think it's very inclusive. Right?
Osvaldo is my husband.
[Santi] Hmm.
Well, that's even more inclusive.
[chuckles] That's really inclusive.
[clears throat] Hey.
-Woof, woof, woof. -[dog growls]
-Sit down. -[clears throat] Yes.
Mmm!
This feels kinda weird.
We need to spend more quality time together.
We're not just friends. We're married.
Hey, this pasta with truffles is amazing.
I'll order some champagne.
No, no. Don't go crazy. We're still saving for Iris's braces.
Okay, maybe just one shot, then.
No. Limoncello.
Hey, do… do you have any fantasies? Hmm?
Well, it'd be nice to take the kids to Disney one time
before they get too old to hang out with us.
-Sexual, Luis. Hmm? -Oh.
I don't know. For example,
would… would you like it if my tits were bigger or…?
You wanna get surgery?
You want me to?
Well, if you want to. But it's not cheap.
Oh, it's not?
Why do you suddenly care about your tits, Esther?
-Why do you? -I thought this was about you.
Ulises, what are you doing?
[door closes]
[muffled dance music playing]
Dude, I'm glad you're here. Come in.
[chuckles]
Oh, whoa.
You can pay for all of this and fund my restaurant?
I work mainly with investments.
Plates to Devour is an indulgence.
-Ah. -Come on. I'll introduce you.
Guys, this is Raúl, my straight friend.
-[cheering] -[laughing]
[man] So, how did you find out you were straight?
Watching an aerobics video with Jane Fonda.
How can you eat a pussy when dicks are so aesthetically beautiful?
-You're a transphobe. -Yeah?
Well, I don't know. It's just what you do, yeah?
-[chuckles] -Are you heteroflexible?
-Do we have a chance with you? -[laughing]
[Diego] Don't even try. He's hung up on his ex.
Oh, for God's sake, you're boring.
[men laughing]
Actually, that's true.
I'm not over her.
[voice breaks] Because Luz is a beautiful woman.
-[man 2] Oh. -[sobbing] And she's smart and fun.
And I'm an idiot who deconstructed himself too late.
-Oh, poor thing. Come here, hold on. Aww. -He already said no to you.
-I know that. I'm just being supportive. -[Raúl sobbing] Thank you.
[man 2] Luismi, come here quick! A straight guy's crying. Hurry!
Come. I'll introduce you to Eva.
Who's this Eva?
Engineer, researcher, and anthropologist.
And she's written three books.
Is she sexy?
-Hey, Eva. This is Raúl. -Hey.
Oh, damn. [chuckles]
[laughing]
-Good evening! -Shh! Quiet.
-The kids are asleep. -[Esther chuckles] I didn't think.
-How was it? -How'd it go?
-[Álex] Yeah, sure. -Hey, but wait. Your money.
-Let's see. My gosh. So, so fast. -Okay.
-[Álex sniffles] -Let's see, 20--
[Luis] Oh.
[exhales]
[chuckles]
[exhales] Look at those guys.
-[both chuckle] -They actually look like nice little kids.
-Let's go have some fun, hmm? -Oh.
-Now? -Mm-hmm.
But the… I'm sleepy from the limoncello.
Well, at least I tried. I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Well, let's go make out.
We're not just friends. [chuckles]
[door opens]
Álex. Álex. Oh, no.
My fifth body.
-Weren't you on three? -I've had a really good week.
[sighs]
Álex, my boss is gay.
I confused his husband, who's Cuban, for his maid,
and I wanted to die.
But you know, I was thinking that maybe
he's not as traditional as I assumed and might not care--
You know, your bald friend's son is a sexual offender.
[doorbell ringing]
[grunts] What's wrong?
-[exhales] -Kill that asshole.
-[Luis groans] -I'm getting the gun. [grunts]
[groans]
[beeps]
Yeah?
Open this door right now.
Santi?
-Open it! -[beeps]
Come on, he's just a kid. You know he doesn't understand.
-Understand what? He squeezed my breast! -This is a big deal, a very big deal!
[Luis] Shh! Hey, listen.
I know Ulises has been acting out for attention, and that's all.
Oh, that's all? Nothing happened here?
-We'll talk. -I'll report him.
-[Santi] Yeah. -No, don't. It'll go on his record.
Leave your kids with their grandparents.
But she offered it to us. Fifteen an hour and wants to report us?
Your little baby boy is a pervert shithead!
-He's 11 years old! Luis! -I get it.
I mean, Álex is showing a lot of cleavage today.
-Come again? -This is stupid. Unbelievable!
-Come on. She could be in her bra, Luis! -[Luis] Shh!
[Santi] Did you take that course?
-Give me your diploma back now. -This is what they mean by rape culture.
-You're educating a sex offender. -Well said.
Get out of my house. Screw you. What nonsense! This is shit. Out!
-Wait. Don't argue in the hallway. -We're leaving. This is ridiculous!
-Come on. -[Santi] No, please. We're going.
-Reflect on this, Luis. Reflect on this. -[Luis] Tomorrow.
-Unbelievable! -Shh!
Look, I don't think it would be bad
to tell the boy not to touch people's breasts without permission.
-[exhales] -You know, to avoid this.
[exhales, groans]
Go, go.
Tied, game point.
My serve to Luis.
All right, go!
[grunts]
-Holy shit! -[grunts]
-Mine, mine, mine, mine! -Mine, leave it. I've got it! Ugh!
[grunts] Damn!
-Got you! -[Raúl] What was that, dude?
He's all worked up, fucking bastard!
-My daughter is not a whore! -You called my son a sex offender!
-'Cause he is! -He's 11 years old!
Look, you ought to talk about this stuff before the game, yeah?
I'm not comfortable with this much aggression. Sorry, you guys.
It's too much.
What the hell was that?
Raúl. Hey, stop this crap, you guys. You're causing more problems.
Is there anything more serious than his horny son sexually assaulting Álex?
He didn't know what he was doing.
Oh, my. Hey, Raúl has another group of friends.
Wait, hang on. Another group of friends?
I don't have other friends. Do you have other friends?
I don't. There's no way.
He probably went out whoring and used fake friends as an excuse.
How though? He's got no money.
-Who are they though? -I don't know.
Well, find out, damn it. He lives with you.
[exhales]
All right. When you're entering the roundabout,
you must drive in the right lane.
This one, the right one. Period.
Well, once, I was in the right lane. This guy in the left lane took the exit.
And I got hit. He blamed me though.
[Esther] That man is an idiot, and one day,
he'll be in one of these chairs like all of you.
Who the hell even invented roundabouts?
[Esther] Complain to the Department of Transportation.
I want you all to practice until 12, when a one-armed guy is coming to explain
why you don't drive with your arm out the window.
I thought you were in Tarifa.
-Yes, but I ran into Héctor's son. -[gasps] The asshole?
[gasps] He fucks really well.
-Girl, girl, girl! -Yeah.
What are you gonna do?
I don't know. That's why I'm here.
You already fucked him. What am I supposed to say?
Stupid mojitos.
Mm.
What about Héctor? Do I tell him or not?
I mean, I would probably and tell him before his kid does.
"Papa, I fucked your girlfriend."
-[laughs] -Come on, would he do that?
Well, maybe it'll give him a heart attack, and then he'll get the inheritance.
Esther, I've never cheated before in my life. I don't do that.
What a cool life you have.
And you know why? Because you don't have children.
If you did, you wouldn't be able to go to Tarifa
and screw someone's son. [laughs]
Thank you. You've been so helpful.
Let me know, yeah? You're like my Turkish soap opera.
[laughs] Oh.
WELCOME
Hello.
[man] Welcome. Garage number 207.
Thank you.
What is this place, a drive-through?
Hello.
Yo!
Hello.
Oh, hi. Where the hell are we?
Somewhere discreet.
Recommended by Luis.
I ordered champagne.
Roses and balloons seemed to be a little tacky.
But this is disgusting.
It's all, "Come here, do what you gotta do, and see ya."
But you wanted to be on the down-low.
Yes, but somewhere more romantic.
I don't know, a cabin in the Alps or a floating suite in the Maldives.
Or in my mansion that you used to love, remember?
No, thank you. Way too risky.
-I could hide you in my trunk if you want. -Hmm.
Find a place better than this. I'll see you at your house.
Hey, come and get in the jacuzzi. It's all paid.
Yeah, right. Like I'd ever get in there. Ha!
[Patrick] The same way straight isn't synonymous
with being traditional, being gay isn't synonymous with being liberal.
So, what do I do? Huh?
Because a deconstructed man should not have to hide or deceive people.
-Don't you agree, Pat? -No, stop that.
I'm not gonna be responsible for you getting fired.
Come on, if my boss finds out I'm sleeping with Paula, am I done for?
I can't use the video as protection?
What video?
The active consent video.
I recorded her. My lawyer advised me to do that.
Dear God. Well, go and ask her.
Okay, thank you, Patrick. I'll let you know, okay?
-Uh, Santi. Santi. -What?
Stop calling me.
Relax, the Employment Act recognizes intimacy between employees,
and worst case, that video proves it was consensual sex.
And so now what do I do? Do I tell him or not?
What for?
Keep it a secret. That's more fun.
[teacher] In molecules…
-Dad, I'm in class. -[Santi] Yeah, just a quick question.
Should I tell my boss I'm in a relationship with Paula?
What relationship? Wasn't it just sex? Dad, don't tell me you're falling in love.
No, I'm not falling in love with her.
[teacher] Alejandra Peralta!
-Damn. -No, wait. What do I do? Álex, wait!
You know, I got the balls to say it.
No, I do not. No.
[Luis] Hi, honey.
[both moan]
[Esther] Bed, now.
What, now? At four o'clock?
I have a surprise. [laughs]
[grunting]
Are you good? My nose itches. [exhales]
-[grunts] -You like it?
-[chuckling] Yeah, sure. -[Esther] Mm!
-Can you breathe? -Just be quiet!
[grunts]
Damn, that fucking hurt.
-[gasps] Now, open wide. -Hey, no, no--
-Open your mouth nice and wide. -[muffled] Fuck.
Just hold on. You're gonna love it. I promise. Help me out!
Esther, please.
You're gonna like it. Come on, this fucking--
-Got it. There, there! [exhales] -[groans]
Oh, the whip.
-Stay here. -[grunting]
[coughing, gagging]
-Uh, are you okay, Luis? Luis! -No, I'm choking.
-I'm choking! -Oh, please. For fuck's sake, man, really?
[both grunt]
-Hold on. [exhales] -[gasps]
[coughing]
Really?
-What was that about? -Well, I was trying this BDS stuff.
It's your thing.
It's your thing. You searched it online.
-Not me. -When you watch porn, delete the history.
I don't watch porn. At least, not online.
[exhales] Oh, no?
If it wasn't you and it wasn't me, who was it? Your mother?
Ulises has shown pornographic videos to all the boys and girls in his class.
We caught him with his tablet during recess.
I've made a note of the content they accessed.
Well, listen, he's an innocent child. He's just curious.
Uh, well, sex is natural, no?
-Natural? -[both] Hmm.
"My friend comes home drunk and gets fucked in her butt."
"Horny bitch swallows three dicks."
"My stepsister does double penetration."
"I suck my landlord's dick once a month to pay the rent."
[sighs] Luis, we're raising a monster.
I mean, going from Paw Patrol to double penetration,
wouldn't you say that's a pretty big jump?
It's your fault for leaving that vibrator in the bathroom. That's how it started.
He thought it was a rocket.
Oh, does he masturbate?
It's both our fault, because we haven't talked about sex with the kid.
When are you supposed to talk about sex?
Well, before they start watching porn. I knew it. I did.
We should have just had girls. [exhales]
-[Héctor] Hi, honey. -Hi.
Mm. How was your trip? Did you disconnect?
Well, two days isn't really enough time to.
So, I got us appointments at the best two fertility clinics
so they can give us all the info.
No pressure, huh?
Dad already told me that you were thinking about it.
Oh, you're visiting.
Yes, Álvaro was on vacation for a couple of days too. [chuckles]
-Oh, yeah? -Yes, in Mallorca.
-[Luz] Great. How was it? -Oof, lovely.
Why don't the three of us go out for dinner right now?
No.
Uh, no, no, no, just came here to give you a little smooch. Mm!
Are you okay?
Yes. It's… it's just that I have court tomorrow, and, uh,
and I'd rather sleep at home by myself.
My mind's on other things.
When you said you had your mind on other things, did you mean me?
-What are you doing? -What's wrong? What did I say?
Tarifa never happened, okay? I love your father.
You sure? Because it's six months, and you're already like this.
What kind of son fucks his stepmother?
And what kind of stepmother fucks her stepson?
Honestly, I did it for my father. You're not right for him.
-Oh, really? -No.
-Mm. -My father doesn't deserve a cheater.
However, I do.
I'm a disgusting human. I deserve you.
Álvaro, I'm not leaving your father for you.
Okay. Just think about it.
Stay out of my life.
[Álvaro groans]
Hey. I feel really bad about this.
[engine turns over]
Um…
Uh, Ulises, honey.
Your teacher Erika told us today that, uh… that you showed some videos…
uh, that are dirty, to your friends at school.
-A tattletale. -No, no, no, no, no. Honey, honey.
It… it's normal to be curious about your body.
-And other people's as well. -Hmm. Hmm?
But sex is not what you see in those videos on the internet.
-What is then? -[Esther] Uh--
Well, sex is a beautiful thing that moms and dads do
when they love each other very much. Hmm.
Mom and you do that together?
-Well, uh, yeah. Yeah. -Uh, well, uh, sometimes.
Uh, well, no, not everything.
And… and with love involved.
-That's gross! -No, no, sex isn't gross.
What is gross is porn.
Yeah, the people you see there, they don't love each other.
-No. -It's all a lie.
And then it creates these expectations, but it's not like that in real life.
-[Ulises] What's it like? -Well, honey, a lot more dull.
-More boring, kind of predictable. -Esther.
Well, right. You have time to find out for yourself. There's no rush.
And if you stop watching those videos, I'll buy you Call of Duty.
-Huh? [laughs] -Okay.
Well done, Luis.
You traded sex videos for violence.
Well, it's not as bad though.
[clears throat, exhales]
[exhales]
UBIZKUO ARCHITECTURAL STUDIO
[clears throat] Román. Hey.
Come in, Santiago, come in.
-Uh, any news on the project? -Relax, it'll happen.
But assume she's going to request a lot of changes.
You have to keep your mind flexible.
Oh, yeah. Exactly.
Talking about that, having a mind that's flexible.
See, um, there's something I want to tell you,
uh, because you put a lot of trust in me.
-And well, I feel-- -You're gay. That's what I told Osvaldo.
-[chuckles] -No, I'm not. No.
I mean, if I was, then no problem.
Uh, no, I have a lot of gay friends. My boss is gay, see? [chuckles]
All right. No, no.
But… but I'm… the thing…
-Uh, I'm trying-- -[Paula] Documents from city hall.
Thank you, honey.
[Paula grunts]
-Honey? -[Paula] Uh, Papa.
-[Román] Sorry, sorry. -Papa?
She doesn't want people to find out that she's my daughter. Isn't that crazy?
Don't tell anyone. Hmm?
Okay, what was so important that you wanted to tell me?
I'm giving up coffee.
Mm-hmm. The one you gave me yesterday, down the sink. I poured it out.
And are you going to a rehab center or group therapy or…?
Nope. I'm done.
I'm good. Mm-hmm.
And, well, if you see me acting a bit strange and so on,
it's just symptoms of withdrawal.
I saw you acting strange and thought you were just like that.
Nope. No, it was the coffee.
Oh.
The coffee. Mm-hmm. Oh! [grunts]
[chuckles]
-Whoa! -Why didn't you tell me?
I don't want people to associate me with my father.
But you work for his company.
I changed my last name. Otherwise, people don't treat you the same way.
Would you have gone out with me?
See what I mean?
Was gonna say yes if you gave me the chance.
Why are you freaking out?
Because you have to tell me this stuff. Are we in a relationship or not?
I don't know. That's up to you.
[exhales] Oh, Lord.
What are you doing?
Studying. I have a date with an engineer and an anthropologist.
Wow, what a combination.
Did you know the Neolithic period started when people discovered agriculture?
Don't study something she knows about, dude.
You gotta go for something different.
Damn, you're right.
Philosophy.
Philosophy and literature, that'll show her.
-[keys clacking] -She's hot, right?
[scoffs] Super hot. I can't ruin it.
Does she look like Luz? Just saying.
You might unconsciously be looking for someone like her.
-Not looking for anything. I was set up. -By who?
-These new friends of yours? -Would you let me study?
-[scoffs] -[doorbell rings]
[Pedro exhales]
[gasps] Uh… hi.
-Uh, is Pedro here? -Yes.
-[Pedro] Come in. -[chuckles] Oh. Hello.
[Pedro exhales]
-Who's that? -The maid.
Oh. I don't think anyone saw me.
"Immanuel Kant, principle of causation."
Raúl.
"Nietzsche, great man. God. God's dead."
He's got a date with a chick who's really smart.
-Nope, she's not smart. -[chuckles]
Raúl, come on, man. You're gonna be late. Come on. Let's go.
-[Raúl exhales] -[Pedro hums]
[sighs] Oh, these flowers are lovely.
He got them from his boss 'cause he's an alpha.
Mm, get out. What are you doing, dude?
-Beverage? -[gasps] No.
No, thank you. Uh, I can get one.
I used to live in this house last year.
Okay.
What do we do?
[sighs]
[clicks tongue] What's up with you and your boss?
-Uh, nothing. -Hmm.
Hey, it turns out women also send flowers.
Uh, yeah.
Sweetie, if this is the typical, "I'll get back with her out of revenge."
-"Then get rid of her"-- -No. I want to be with you.
But like a real couple that live together.
[Daniela] Mm.
[kisses] You're the woman of my dreams.
And I want us to have a project together.
-And grow old together. -[laughing]
-[Pedro exhales] -Sorry.
Sorry. It's just you sound so weird when you get all romantic like that.
No, I'm being serious. [exhales]
Uh, Pedro, I don't know. It's just you let me down.
I'm worried I'm making a mistake again.
And my sister thinks so too.
Well, Patricia really likes me.
Patri comes from a culture that's so sexist. She's not objective.
Hey, I got deconstructed, okay?
I have a diploma. I'll get it. Stefan!
-Oh, boy, he's bringing it. -[Pedro] Stefan, where's my diploma?
[Stefan] Diploma?
Well, yes, yes. I'm very Aristotelian.
[Eva] Mm-hmm.
I mean, his metaphysics was more… more critical than Plato's.
But at the same time, it was constructive.
Well, actually, the terminology of metaphysics was coined
by Andronicus of Rhodes.
He edited his works.
Oh, so you know about philosophy?
Not much.
As much as anyone who's curious about the basics of life, you know?
And literature? What about that?
What century?
The…
19th century.
Oh. My favorite.
Jane Austen, Lord Byron,
Dickens, Victor Hugo, Gertrudis Gómez de Avellaneda.
Who?
People talk about Rosalía de Castro,
but for me, Emilia Pardo Bazán was the intellectual of her era.
Look, she wrote novels, critiques, essays, poetry, theater.
She was a translator and even an advocate for women's rights.
You got any ibuprofen?
Do you feel bad? If you want, we can hang another day.
No, no, I've got this far.
Oh, just wait. I'll get you a naproxen with esomeprazole.
-It absorbs much faster. -Hmm.
Have you read all these books?
[Eva] I don't sleep much, and I don't have a TV.
It's crazy, but it's true that a black hole emits radiation.
Yes, because according to uncertainty principle by Heisenberg,
when a quantum fluctuation occurs
and a particle-antiparticle pair is created,
the possibility that one of them is created behind the event horizon
is not zero.
No, no. And that radiation causes the singularity to lose mass.
-[chuckles] -This isn't working out.
What isn't?
Us two. It's great when we don't speak, but then…
I mean, if you don't want a serious relationship, that's fine.
-You can say that. -No, no, I do want it.
But you're overqualified for the position.
Hello. I'm Pedro Aguilar,
and I wanted to take advantage of this beautiful day to tell you all
that I made a mistake.
And there's nothing wrong with doing that.
By embracing my vulnerability, I realized that my attitude was just a front,
because masculinity in society also oppresses men as well.
We shouldn't try to legitimize patriarchy, but convert ourselves into feminist men.
-Like I did. [laughs] -And we're back together!
-[Daniela laughs] -[Pedro] Oh, darling!
[clears throat] Uh, what about the weight of your balls?
[Santi] You posted it because she asked you to, right?
No shit. Why else would I make a fool of myself like that?
Uh, Santi, dude, you, uh…
I think you were right. Ulises is a pervert.
We caught him watching porn.
No way.
But how old is your son?
-Eleven. -And a half.
Imagine if we had access to all the porn in the world at his age.
[laughs] We wouldn't have survived our adolescence.
The new generations are totally screwed.
Hey, and you're a policeman. Haven't you heard of controls for parents?
Who you calling?
Patrick. Uh, what's up? Uh, look. It's me, Santi.
Uh, no, no, no, it's quick. I'll be quick here, uh…
Do you teach deconstructing masculinity courses for boys?
You mean prevention of masculinity?
You'd really strike gold. Yeah, yeah.
Because, come on, it's like vaccinating them against being sexist.
Okay, but think about it. Think about it, Pat.
Okay. Well, let's see if he does it. Then you can take him.
-[Luis] Hmm. -Shh! Hey, he's coming. He's coming.
-Shh! -[Santi, Luis] Hey!
-Hey. -What's up, fellas? A beer for me.
-How was your date? -[Raúl] Not good.
Going out with a smart girl, it's mentally draining.
Look, Raúl, they can't be taller than you. They can't be smarter than you.
You're limiting the market a lot now.
-[Luis chuckles] -Well, it's time, my dudes.
The three of us have been talking, and as your friends,
your friends for life, actually,
we think we have a right to know who else you're hanging out with besides us.
You're ruining a basic rule of friendship.
Friends shouldn't behave like your girlfriend.
-Who's the idiot that told you that? -He did.
Uh, dude, it's been a long time, so it kind of hurts.
It feels like you're cheating on us.
Okay. I've been hanging out with Diego and his friends.
[gasps]
Gays?
Yes. So what? I'm the straight one.
And I mean, they give me stuff that you guys don't.
Oh. Give you what?
Well, for example, they ask me how I feel, which you guys never do.
Come on, if something happens, you'll tell us, no?
And they notice if I get my hair cut.
You got a haircut?
See? And with you guys, I never feel comfortable enough to cry.
-They saw you crying? -What?
[Raúl] So, I'm sorry,
but I want our friendship to be open.
Can we think about it for a while?
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