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"Doing exercise improves sperm quality."

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So does loose underwear.

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And beta-carotene. Eat carrots.

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"Avoid stressful situations."

5
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Keep your phone away from your balls.
Don't carry it in your pocket.

6
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So where do I put it?

7
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Do you realize how many billions
of healthy sperm we must have wasted?

8
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It's tragic.

9
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Maybe I've been sterile
my whole damn life.

10
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Imagine the money
you could've saved on condoms.

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"Abstain to be more of a man."

12
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"After two to five days without
masturbating, semen quality improves."

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"After seven days,
testosterone levels increase by 45%."

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I'll save on injections.
We signed Ulises up for judo.

15
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You think we can go that long without…

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A week, no. But two days…

17
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When did you last jerk off?

18
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What time is it?

19
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Let's show solidarity with Pedro.
See who can go the longest.

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-How do we know who wins?
-We'll have to be honest.

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We're with you, Pedro.

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What's with that case?

23
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It's one of Álex's old phones.

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Santi, I assume you deleted the video.
Please confirm.

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Damn.

26
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Yes, Paula. How are you?
I deleted it already, okay?

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Don't worry. It's all good.

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Problem solved.
Everything's under control.

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Lov… Have a good one. Bye.

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Why lie to her?

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To get her off my back.
She's obsessed with the video.

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If one of my exes had a video of me naked,
I'd be crapping myself.

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Have you tried geolocating it?

34
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Use Find My iPhone on another phone.
It'll tell you where it is.

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Why don't you tell me this stuff sooner?
Unlock it.

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Even my grandma knows that.

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-She's still alive?
-Yeah.

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Let's see. Password.

39
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Wrong? Two tries left.

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Who cares where it is?

41
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Everything's in the cloud.
Go to iCloud and delete it.

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The cloud, right.

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-Don't delete it.
-Shit. One try left.

44
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Why did you enter the same password?

45
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-Because it's correct!
-It's clearly not.

46
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Did they sign off on your project?

47
00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:11,440
No. Apparently, they're stuck
on some dumb clause.

48
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Keep the video. They might screw you over.

49
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-Why?
-Scorned women can be really spiteful.

50
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How's she scorned? She left him.

51
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Not the same one. You'll get locked out.

52
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I'll talk to Álex.
She understands this stuff.

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Move your leg.

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Santi, listen to me. Delete the video.

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Save a copy.

56
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Leave me alone, please. Thank you.

57
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That active consent stuff is such a mess.

58
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How's Luz?
Is she going to be a mother with gramps?

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Luz, a mother? I don't think so.

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-I saw her at the fertility clinic.
-She's getting cleared out.

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What do you mean?

62
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She has some issue
and opted to get her uterus removed.

63
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But I seem to remember
that Esther told me not to tell you.

64
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-Luz has cancer?
-No. It's not cancer.

65
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-It's like precancer.
-Does that exist?

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You know what I mean.

67
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I took your cell phone.

68
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ALPHA MALES

69
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-Luis is gay.
-Here we go again.

70
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Everything fits.

71
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-He's a great father.
-That means he's gay?

72
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-He wants an open relationship.
-That's very straight.

73
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Depends on who you sleep with.

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He got me an anal dildo
because he wanted to have one at home.

75
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Esther, you're paranoid.

76
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Paranoid?

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-Look.
-What's this?

78
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I found it in his pocket.

79
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"Jerk off with friends"?

80
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Still think I'm paranoid?
If it looks like a duck and quacks…

81
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-It says it's a club for straight men.
-Sure.

82
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And donut packages say, "No added sugar."

83
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Maybe he found it on his windshield
and didn't get to throw it away.

84
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Luz, he's gay! My husband is gay.

85
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My life's falling apart. Again.

86
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-Breathe.
-Don't tell me to breathe!

87
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Isn't this an aggravating factor
for divorce?

88
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No. This doesn't prove anything.
Hire a detective.

89
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How am I going to hire a detective?

90
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-They're too expensive.
-Just ask him.

91
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So he can deny everything.

92
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How do I explain this to the kids?
See? You're better off without kids.

93
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Relax. I'm having the operation tomorrow.

94
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Tomorrow? You're not coming
to the premiere of my microplay?

95
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Doesn't look like it.

96
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Can't you reschedule?

97
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-I could go to the clinic with you.
-It's fine.

98
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-Who are you going with? Your mom?
-No, thanks.

99
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-Who's gonna be with you?
-Esther, I don't need anybody.

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That's so great.

101
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No kids, no tumors, no periods.

102
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You're living the life, hon.

103
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I wish we'd met sooner.

104
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Click on "forgot my password,"
and it'll send you a link.

105
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What's your email?

106
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"IDontLikeSwissChard@yahoo.com."

107
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Everything else was taken.
There are a lot of Santiago Peraltas.

108
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Password.

109
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-For iCloud? I don't remember!
-Your email password.

110
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Okay.

111
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Shit.

112
00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,720
It's just… I set it up ages ago.

113
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Do you remember any passwords you've used?

114
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They're all saved
on the Notes app on my cell phone.

115
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The one you lost.

116
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You drive me crazy.

117
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But that's okay.

118
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My email opens automatically
on my work computer.

119
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When I get to the office tomorrow,

120
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I'll open my iCloud and sort it all out.

121
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A few hours won't make a difference.

122
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It tastes a bit sweeter this time.

123
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I should have used less onion.

124
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Where's the anal dildo you gave me?

125
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-I put it away. Why do you want it?
-Where did you put it?

126
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-In my nightstand.
-Your nightstand?

127
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Yeah, but in the back.
I hid it in a cell phone box.

128
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Is it charged?

129
00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,520
What's up? Got a date with someone?

130
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Didn't we agree
not to discuss extramarital stuff?

131
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Sorry.

132
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I was surprised
you asked me about the thing.

133
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Seeing as how you didn't like it.

134
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That's the only rule we have.

135
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We don't say who we're seeing.

136
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Do we need more rules?

137
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No, but suppose, for example,
I come home one day,

138
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and I tell you I had sex with a woman.

139
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-Would it bother you?
-You had sex with a woman?

140
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It's an example. Would it bother you?

141
00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,280
No. That's the beauty
of open relationships. You hardly ate!

142
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You wouldn't care if I was a lesbian?

143
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Lesbian, bi-curious…

144
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Sexual orientation is blurred nowadays.

145
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Right.

146
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-No. That's for glass.
-Yes, I am knowing.

147
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No, you don't know. That's for glass.

148
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-I clean.
-You're not cleaning anything.

149
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You clean with this one.

150
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I am knowing.

151
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No, you're not. This is for glass.

152
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Use this one.

153
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-Negative.
-COVID or pregnancy?

154
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This is so stressful.
I felt nauseous this morning.

155
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It's probably best if we go to the clinic
and they stick it inside me.

156
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No.

157
00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,440
-That's not very romantic, is it?
-Now you're a romantic?

158
00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,920
I don't like the idea
of assisted reproduction.

159
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Come on. And we can save
some frozen embryos in case we like it.

160
00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,280
Why don't we keep trying naturally?

161
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Give it a few months.

162
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Months? I can't live
with this stress for months.

163
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You feel less of a woman, get depressed,
lose your self-esteem. Forget it.

164
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What if they mix up the embryos,
and we have some other couple's kid?

165
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They won't do that.

166
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They'll take my best egg
and your best sperm.

167
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That's unfair.

168
00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,120
Why is it unfair?

169
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How do they choose the best one?

170
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No idea. They--

171
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The best one sprints through your vagina,

172
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traverses the uterus,
heroically scales the fallopian tube,

173
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and fertilizes your egg
before the other 50 million can.

174
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That's my champion. The rest die.

175
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Good old meritocracy.

176
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Why do you guys
get so turned on by competition?

177
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I want our child to be the fruit of love.
Not a test tube.

178
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Am I right, Patricia?

179
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Pardon, sir? I wasn't listening.

180
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:02,840
She's such a liar.

181
00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:05,640
I'll book an appointment.
It doesn't hurt to go.

182
00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,440
And your champ won't have to take part
in the hunger games.

183
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,400
SEEDS - HERBAL SHOP - SPICES

184
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Yeah, but it's too…

185
00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,600
You okay? That's the first time
you haven't checked out Lucía's ass.

186
00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,480
When have I ever done that?

187
00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,800
I don't realize I'm doing it.
My neck turns by itself.

188
00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,320
What's going on with Luz?

189
00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:40,680
-Is she marrying gramps?
-She's having surgery and didn't call me.

190
00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,200
-Why would she call you?
-Because I'm her friend.

191
00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,680
You're her ex.
That's the opposite of being friends.

192
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,480
Víctor and Pablo are celebrating
their divorce tonight.

193
00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,560
You should come.
It's gonna be a great party.

194
00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,760
All you guys do is party.

195
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,440
What do we work for otherwise?

196
00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:07,000
Sparky, my first dog. 25, three, 79.

197
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,200
That's not it either. Shit!

198
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,000
How many times did you try?
It locks you out after ten.

199
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,680
Seven or eight. I can risk one more.

200
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,320
I'm going out. I'm seeing body number 11.

201
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,480
Mom, it was only ten.

202
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,480
I still remember him too much.

203
00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,160
PeterPiperPickedAPeckOfPickledPeppers.

204
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:26,840
-What's that?
-A tongue twister grandma used to say.

205
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,160
It's an awesome password.
But that's not it either.

206
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,360
Santiago, stop it.

207
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,600
I'll go to the office. It'll be a minute.

208
00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,720
-Now?
-Yes.

209
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,280
My account was hacked or something.
It doesn't make sense.

210
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,400
Dad, what do you have on that phone?

211
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,680
What do you want to delete?

212
00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,880
Álex, respect my privacy.

213
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,440
-Nacho, what are you doing here?
-What's up, Santi?

214
00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,560
They wanted me to make some changes.
At six in the evening.

215
00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,160
Yeah, me too. It's unbelievable.

216
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,040
We work like mad. It's crazy.

217
00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:07,880
UBIZKUO
ARCHITECTURE STUDIO

218
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,440
WELCOME BACK, SANTIAGO

219
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,560
1 ITEM DOWNLOADED

220
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,920
-He's the best…
-Okay.

221
00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,760
-Save a copy.
-I assume you deleted the video.

222
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,800
-Listen to me. Delete the video.
-Don't delete it.

223
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,680
-Please confirm.
-Did they sign off?

224
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,600
-Santi, listen to me.
-Delete it.

225
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:50,680
Keep the video. They might screw you over.

226
00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,320
USB DEVICE CONNECTED

227
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,240
SAVE A COPY

228
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:05,680
SAVING A COPY IN NETWORK DOWNLOADS

229
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,800
RECYCLE BIN

230
00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,880
Okay. All done.

231
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:19,160
You finished already?

232
00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,480
Yeah. It was just a small change.

233
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:25,280
The position of a drip edge
was annoying me. All sorted now.

234
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,920
-Bye. Keep it up!
-All right. See you later.

235
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,240
NEW ITEM
NETWORK DOWNLOADS: VIDEO_PAULA.MP4

236
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,880
He's the best…

237
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,000
Okay.

238
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,640
Hi. I'm Paula Villar.

239
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,440
I'm feeling super horny,
and I want to fuck this guy here.

240
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,360
Say hi.

241
00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:43,200
Hi. How's it going?

242
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,760
-Do you consent?
-Yes.

243
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,640
-Yes, I consent.
-Me too.

244
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:50,160
I'm going to show I'm not drunk
with this certified breathalyzer.

245
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,640
Hello.

246
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:54,560
Hey.

247
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,960
What are you doing with a dandy bag?

248
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,960
"Dandy bag" is an outdated,
homophobic term.

249
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,640
Sorry. What are you doing
with a man's handbag?

250
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:07,160
It's easier to carry my cell phone.
You don't like it?

251
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,280
You look like an old lady at the deli.

252
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,200
Come here. Give me some attention.

253
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,840
Are you okay? You seem a bit stressed.

254
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,000
No, I'm fine. Normal. Why?

255
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,280
Give me a massage. I'll forgive you.

256
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,800
Let's open some wine. Patri!

257
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,120
No alcohol. I bought some grape juice.

258
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:35,200
-Grape juice?
-It has tons of antioxidants.

259
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,760
And sugar.

260
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,600
-Shit.
-Why are you still down here talking?

261
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,760
Why don't you go up to bed?

262
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:49,320
"Why don't you go up to bed?"
We have to set limits for that woman.

263
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,240
Poor thing. She's just excited.

264
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,520
I don't know. I'm starting
to feel pressured by everyone.

265
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,400
Why are you putting your pajamas on?

266
00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,800
My love, we have to allow
two to five days of abstinence

267
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,800
so that the sperm
can regain their strength.

268
00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,240
"Having sexual intercourse daily

269
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,000
from day 13 of the cycle
improves chances of fertilization."

270
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:13,640
No. It's been proven
that it reduces the number of sperm--

271
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:17,800
"An increasing number of studies
recommend daily sexual intercourse

272
00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,800
as frequent ejaculation
increases sperm quality

273
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,640
by reducing DNA damage."

274
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,040
Fuck. I wish they'd make their minds up.

275
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:27,800
We can ask the doctor
at our appointment tomorrow.

276
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,640
Tomorrow? But we're shooting the pilot.

277
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,280
Darling, you're the CEO.
You can get away for an hour.

278
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,200
Okay, I'll manage. But spending money
on something that we could do for free…

279
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:43,920
By the way,
"dandy bag" is still in the dictionary.

280
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,480
"Noun, colloquial. A handbag for men."

281
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,320
Well, they should remove it.
I'm gonna start a petition on change.org.

282
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,800
You're driving me nuts
with your inclusiveness.

283
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,280
Bathed and in bed by 9:28 p.m.

284
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,280
Ulises asked me what cunnilingus was.

285
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,920
I said it was late,
and you'd explain tomorrow.

286
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,600
-Cunnilingus?
-He's obsessed.

287
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,560
I wasn't like that at his age.

288
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,840
I'm up for it.

289
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,840
-Up for what?
-Some oral sex and a bit of penetration.

290
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,760
Now?

291
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,840
No. At five in the morning is better.

292
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:17,640
Okay.

293
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:21,000
God, this is amazing!
We should fuck more often.

294
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:21,920
The kids!

295
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,000
You're suffocating me!

296
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,480
Done?

297
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,120
-And you?
-What?

298
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,040
-You didn't come.
-It doesn't matter.

299
00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:43,960
You always come.

300
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,440
-Well, not today.
-Why not?

301
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,200
But I really enjoyed it.

302
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,200
Luis.

303
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,280
Look, it's…

304
00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,400
I made a bet with my buddies.

305
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,520
What kind of bet?

306
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,960
Apparently, abstinence increases
testosterone levels naturally,

307
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,280
and some other bullshit.

308
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,600
I'm starting to feel sorry for him.

309
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,160
He doesn't know what else to say.
He's cornered.

310
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,080
Why don't you just ask him?

311
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,040
He won't just confess. I need proof.

312
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,120
More?

313
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,320
-Another drink?
-Sure.

314
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,920
Christian, how's it going?

315
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,160
I like it.

316
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,080
Raúl? Are you okay?

317
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,040
Yes, damn it. Leave me alone already.

318
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,880
Dude, you've got some temper.

319
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,920
Hi. I'm Rafa, Pablo's friend.

320
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,960
Raúl, Diego's straight friend.

321
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,120
I'm straight too.

322
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,600
Well, be careful around here.
Don't go saying hi to just anybody.

323
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:50,320
You alone?

324
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,680
Very. I'm going to the restroom.

325
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,880
Hey, Rafa!

326
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,080
What are you doing?

327
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,600
What are you doing down there?

328
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,480
I'm blanking on my lines. Totally.

329
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,680
How can I do the show like this?

330
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,560
Don't worry. It's just nerves.

331
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,320
What's the point if I'm not getting paid?
I even had to buy my own costume.

332
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,720
This is your dream, Mom. Fight for it.

333
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,520
-Yes.
-"It's your dream, Mom. Fight for it."

334
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,080
Don't make fun of your sister.

335
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,920
I'm late. Take the kids to school.

336
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,200
Wasn't it your turn?

337
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,600
Kids, I'm so happy
you're coming to see me.

338
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,840
-I have judo.
-Skip it.

339
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,880
Kids--

340
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,840
-I want cookies.
-Listen to me!

341
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:09,920
If you don't like Mom's play,
you can tell her. It'll be good for her.

342
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,480
-I thought criticizing was wrong.
-Lying is worse.

343
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:15,600
This is so darn complicated.
Growing up is hard.

344
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,640
And it'll get harder.

345
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,040
DRIVER LICENSE TESTING CENTER

346
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,960
-Nervous?
-A bit more today.

347
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,080
That's good.

348
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:35,000
Good morning. Start the car
and drive onto the main road.

349
00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,040
-Stop the car.
-What the hell?

350
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,120
-Give me a signal!
-Why didn't you look?

351
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,880
-I did.
-No, you didn't.

352
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,520
Well, you have to pay the fee again.

353
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,240
Not me. My dad does.

354
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,880
Good morning, Isabel.

355
00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,960
The other day,
he kept asking me about her.

356
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,720
Hi, guys. What are you watching?

357
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,600
What's up? Let me in on the joke.

358
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,040
You're a dirty son of a bitch, aren't you?

359
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,080
Me? What…

360
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,880
-I'm Paula Villar. I'm super horny…
-Shit! Close it. Come here.

361
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,400
-Where did you get this?
-Are you kidding me?

362
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:43,520
You uploaded it to a shared folder.
The whole company saw it.

363
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,800
Santiago!

364
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:48,200
Yes, Román?

365
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:55,480
Román, you're gonna laugh.
Paula, glad you're here as well.

366
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:58,080
Your ex was right.
You're a vengeful piece of shit.

367
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,880
-No, honestly. I--
-Honey, leave him to me.

368
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,040
Sit down.

369
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:05,320
It was a computer error.
I swear I deleted the video.

370
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,240
-It must have been a virus.
-Let me get this straight.

371
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,840
You get a job here,
you seduce my daughter,

372
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:13,920
and when she dumps you,
you humiliate her by leaking a video

373
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,640
of her offering her services
like some cheap hooker.

374
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,000
Dad.

375
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,680
Anything to say?

376
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:25,480
Before I tell you and your shitty
deconstructed offices to fuck off?

377
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,960
I feel like a woman.

378
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,800
Excuse me?

379
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,680
Yes. I'm going through
a very difficult time.

380
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,960
And that's why I'm acting so crazy.

381
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,160
I feel lost and…

382
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,840
You understand me. You're gay.

383
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,640
-How's it going?
-I need coffee first.

384
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,880
Tell me about Rafa.

385
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,280
He was just this annoying guy
from last night.

386
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:13,040
Well, you brought him home.

387
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,480
What? No, I didn't.

388
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,600
Phone.

389
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,800
RAFA
CELL PHONE

390
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,040
Why do I have this guy's number
on my phone?

391
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,240
He saved it before he put you to bed.

392
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,800
He put me to bed?

393
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,120
You puked in his car.

394
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,680
"Hey, gorgeous. Pick you up at two."

395
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,600
You're getting lunch.
You said you knew a place in the--

396
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,400
No way, man. I'm blocking him right now.

397
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,120
Poor guy. He was really excited about it.

398
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,480
Excited about what? Nothing happened.

399
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,560
Well, he gave me a…

400
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,480
But you guys do that all the time
and don't swap numbers.

401
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:03,080
Raúl, are you familiar with the concept
of "affective responsibility"?

402
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,480
Diego, I'm straight.

403
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,760
Sure. And so is he.

404
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,480
-Hi.
-Hello.

405
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,600
Luz Ferreiro.
I have surgery with Dr. Lahoz.

406
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,680
Yes, here you are.

407
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,680
Name and phone number of your companion.

408
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,160
No. I'm alone.

409
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,440
But I need a number.

410
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,360
-What for?
-To inform them after surgery.

411
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,640
-You don't need to inform anybody.
-It's protocol at our clinic.

412
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,800
It can be a friend or family member.

413
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,880
Is my adviser's number okay?

414
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,400
Come in.

415
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:49,560
There's your gown and cap. Get changed,
and someone will be by shortly.

416
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,720
Thank you.

417
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,360
-You haven't eaten, right?
-No.

418
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,680
Good. The opening of the gown
goes at the back, by the way.

419
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,080
Okay.

420
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,440
In your case,
as you have no infertility issues,

421
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,960
and you're relatively young…

422
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,400
Thanks.

423
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,520
…this should be fairly quick.
Once we have the test results,

424
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:31,560
we'll start ovarian stimulation
on your next period--

425
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,280
We've already done the tests.

426
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,800
I forgot to download the app.

427
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,760
-I don't believe it.
-I don't use paper copies anymore.

428
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,680
Don't worry.
We can redo all the tests here.

429
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,480
Actually, we can collect
your sample right now.

430
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,840
When did you last ejaculate?

431
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:50,280
Well…

432
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,120
The day before yesterday, right?

433
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,920
-The day before yesterday.
-Perfect.

434
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,080
I ate a big breakfast. I don't know if…

435
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,320
I'll help you, sweetie.

436
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,680
No. He has to go in by himself.

437
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,200
There won't be a problem.

438
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,960
This is our sample collection room.

439
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,560
We've tried to create
a suggestive environment.

440
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,800
Increased sexual arousal
improves sperm quality.

441
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,040
Magazines are there, videos here.

442
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,160
We also have artificial vaginas, mouths,

443
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,520
or, if you prefer, a VR headset.

444
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,680
I'm good, thanks.

445
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,840
We recommend you wash your penis
with soap and water.

446
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,560
-All right.
-Very important.

447
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,680
Deposit all the ejaculate
in the container.

448
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:40,600
-Okay.
-Questions?

449
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,760
-No.
-Right.

450
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,040
When you're finished, let me know.

451
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,480
-Awesome.
-No rush.

452
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,680
-Increased sexual arousal…
-Improves semen quality.

453
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,680
Exactly.

454
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,200
Where are you?

455
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,880
At a clinic with Daniela.

456
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,880
You've lost the bet!

457
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,560
That's a clinic?

458
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,600
What did you call for? Motivation?

459
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,040
I've abstained for less than 24 hours.
My semen will be crap.

460
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,280
Tell them you froze and couldn't do it.

461
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,080
How am I gonna say that?

462
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,480
Let's analyze it. What's more humiliating?

463
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,680
Being sterile or impotent?

464
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:35,960
I couldn't do it.

465
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:36,960
Honey.

466
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:39,080
I couldn't focus in there.

467
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,440
There's so much paraphernalia,
I just froze.

468
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,280
Relax. It happens to everyone.

469
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,440
You can bring the sample from home.

470
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:51,360
Isn't that too far?
It might break the cold chain.

471
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,600
-No.
-Or the heat chain.

472
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,200
It won't.

473
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,800
Hello.

474
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,720
Hi, Rafa. How are you?

475
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,400
A beer for my friend.

476
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,160
Did you sleep well?

477
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,160
Okay, Rafa. Listen.

478
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,400
I was slightly worse for wear last night,

479
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,880
and you caught me off guard.

480
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,000
So you probably got the wrong idea.

481
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,720
You mean the restroom thing?

482
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,440
You liked it, right? It seemed like it.

483
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,760
That's irrelevant now.
The point is, I'm heterosexual.

484
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,760
-Me too.
-No, you're not that straight.

485
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:37,400
I'm so heterosexual I took a course
to deconstruct my masculinity.

486
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,880
-You said sweet things.
-Cut it out, Rafa.

487
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,640
You gave me a good night kiss.

488
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,560
Did you spike my beer?

489
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,200
-What's your deal?
-What's yours?

490
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:48,120
You didn't complain this much
when I sucked you off.

491
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,560
Thanks, cutie.

492
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,640
I don't want any drama.
Just tell me if you're still up to meet.

493
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,560
I didn't say I would.

494
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,080
I need to plan.
I've got two kids, a great wife.

495
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,160
But you really turn me on.

496
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,960
I'm a bottom.

497
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,280
Look, you cocksu…

498
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,080
Go home.

499
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:11,400
-Raúl.
-No.

500
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,240
-Should I call you?
-No!

501
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,960
Who isn't troubled
in this unbearable, infected world,

502
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,560
damned conscience of mine?

503
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,400
Who is capable
of setting foot on the street

504
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,520
without feeling an unsettling mix

505
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,240
of disgust and sorrow

506
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:40,360
when coming face-to-face
with that swarming horde

507
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,560
of inert faces and amorphous bodies?

508
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,640
Not me.

509
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,280
I'd spit them out.

510
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,640
I'd slap them to rouse them

511
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,240
from the quasi-mortal lethargy
in which they live.

512
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,280
Did I say "live"?

513
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,520
Die.

514
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,680
Die!

515
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,400
…in the police academy,
we do a classic from…

516
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Mom!

517
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,120
-You were awesome!
-Did you like it?

518
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,680
You seemed like someone else.

519
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,080
Honey, what a compliment.

520
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,400
-It was a bit long.
-It was only 12 minutes.

521
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,320
Really?

522
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,120
-Mom, I want to be an actress too.
-Me too.

523
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,840
Of course. Like the Bardem family.
A dynasty of artists.

524
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,280
You wanted to be an astronaut.
And you, a vet. That was great.

525
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,120
-Let them be.
-Look what you've done.

526
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,600
Quit moaning. Let's go home.

527
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,120
-See you later.
-Bye!

528
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,560
-Come on.
-I have paddle.

529
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,720
Now? It's 8:30 p.m.

530
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,480
It's the only time we can meet.

531
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,760
It's that way.

532
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,160
You feel like a woman?

533
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,080
It was the first thing
that popped into my head.

534
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,080
Then I pretended
I was about to faint and left.

535
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,200
-So you think you're a woman?
-No, man! Don't you see?

536
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
-This is your fault.
-I told Pedro to say it, not you.

537
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,800
-Right.
-But it's more believable coming from you.

538
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,240
Why'd you say it?
You said it was a dirty trick.

539
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,840
How was it at the job center?
Great, right?

540
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,080
Blame the course.
You have the certificate.

541
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,120
I'm sure they have psychologists
and experts and things.

542
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,760
That's transphobic.

543
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,800
So what happened?
You told your boss, then what?

544
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,440
I don't know. They didn't fire me.
I'll go to work tomorrow like normal.

545
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,920
No, man. Not like normal.
Wear an accessory or something.

546
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,600
They wouldn't dare fire you.

547
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,280
Companies avoid getting involved
with that stuff.

548
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,560
Santiaga, you're getting yourself
in a pickle.

549
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,160
So, we have a trans buddy.
We really are an inclusive group now.

550
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400
Damn poodle.

551
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,200
It's five past. Time to leave, okay?

552
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,560
Hi.

553
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,240
-What are you doing here?
-I thought you might want some water.

554
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,240
Or…

555
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,000
these chocolate puff pastries I bought.

556
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,360
Yummy.

557
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280
Thanks.

558
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,200
Can I come in?

559
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,400
-Hey, girl.
-Why's he here?

560
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,040
A little bird told me
she was having an operation.

561
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,200
What a good little bird.
Want to go get a coffee?

562
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,880
Coffee at night? No.

563
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:01,000
-She wants you to step out.
-Why doesn't she say so?

564
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,320
Here. For you!

565
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,240
It's all they had in the store downstairs.

566
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,040
Hey.

567
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,080
Your kids are out here.

568
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,240
Oh, yes. Children!

569
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,480
-Your kids?
-They wanted to come and see you.

570
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,600
I'll leave them with you for a bit.

571
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,160
What?

572
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:28,240
I went on that jerking-off club website,
and today they have a special event.

573
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,160
He said he had paddle
so he could do dirty stuff.

574
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,480
But Raúl's here. You have to be an idiot.

575
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,720
I have to catch him at it,
or I'll go crazy.

576
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,960
Esther, you can't leave the kids here.

577
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,400
When Iris's battery dies, she'll help you.

578
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,160
-She can braid your hair.
-When will you be back?

579
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,160
Esther!

580
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,080
Stop moving the bed, sweetie.

581
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:00,720
Oh my God.

582
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,040
No, I just wanted to pee.

583
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,400
Shit.

584
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,960
Excuse me. Would you mind checking
if this guy's inside?

585
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,920
Okay, thanks.

586
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:28,440
Fuck.

587
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,680
Did you see this guy inside?

588
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,520
-He's bald--
-Sorry. I'm in a hurry.

589
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,880
Okay, bye.

590
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,280
Slimeball.

591
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,120
Excuse me. Could you help me, please?

592
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,080
Yeah.

593
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,280
I need to know
if the man in this photo is inside.

594
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,440
I haven't seen him today.

595
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,560
What do you mean, not today?
You've seen him some other day?

596
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,480
I think he came on me last week.

597
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,000
He…

598
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,480
Really nice guy.

599
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,320
Nice guy.

600
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,240
Where have you been?

601
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,920
Luis.

602
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,560
-Are you gay?
-Here we go.

603
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,640
Don't play dumb.
They saw you at that club.

604
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,640
They saw me?

605
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,880
-I've only been once.
-So you have been?

606
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,880
-Yes. Well, no. We didn't go in.
-Luis, don't lie to me.

607
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,800
I showed your picture to this guy,
and he recognized you.

608
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,720
You did something to him.
I can't say it out loud.

609
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,480
You showed my photo
to every bi-curious man in Madrid?

610
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,720
Enough with the euphemisms.
It's a gay club.

611
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,760
And that was in your pocket.

612
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,240
-Raúl took us there!
-Raúl? Come on!

613
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,880
Santi, maybe. But Raúl…

614
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,640
He has some new friends
who are messing with his head.

615
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,120
And to think that yesterday
I sucked you off.

616
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,320
Esther, I'm not gay. Jesus!

617
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,560
If you're not, you do some weird things!
That damn course.

618
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,040
Hey, where are the kids?

619
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,000
And I'm the one who does weird things.

620
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,120
Bro, long time no see.

621
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,040
You haven't changed, asshole.

622
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,960
What's up, Fede?

623
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,040
Not much, to be honest.

624
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:56,360
Mom said you were going to call me
to help me out, but I'm still waiting.

625
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,480
Right, so paying
for your rehab doesn't count?

626
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,720
It counts, yeah.

627
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,640
But you could help me
get a nice little job.

628
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,440
I can get by on three grand a month.

629
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,640
-Are you clean?
-Yes.

630
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,920
I go jogging every morning,
and I adopted a dog.

631
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,680
I have a normal life now. A shitty one.

632
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,000
I'm integrated into society, basically.

633
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,640
That's great. Congratulations.

634
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:22,280
Why did you call me? Do you have cancer?

635
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,440
No, not just yet. Relax.

636
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,360
Look,

637
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,080
don't be spooked by my question.

638
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,000
Fire away, bro.

639
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,480
How good is the quality of your semen?

640
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,600
Subtitle translation by: Olga Garrido