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你去哪了？

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我沒回來睡

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我知道

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哈囉，史蒂芬

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你就不能傳個訊息嗎？

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我和史蒂芬都很擔心你

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對吧，史蒂芬？

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你跟安荷拉怎樣了？

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你們睡在一起，對吧？

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我跟丹妮拉在一起

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你放你上司鴿子？

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和解這件事真是太棒了

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命運正把它奪走的一切都還給我

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你要跟她復合？

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即使她那樣對你？

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解構自己是一回事

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變成魯蛇又是另一回事

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你也想和露絲復合
她還用一歐元賣了你的餐廳呢

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在說你的事情的時候

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提起露絲很不夠意思

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勞爾，你違反了友誼的基本原則

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-什麼原則？
-就是朋友

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不該表現得像女友一樣

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好傷人

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把我比喻成女友實在太貶低我了

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我先去洗澡，不然上班會遲到

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史蒂芬，我們有問題了

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《大男人注意》

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快吃，不然上學要遲到了

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不是應該要細嚼慢嚥嗎？

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記得幫我的成績單簽名

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你現在才說？

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這樣你就沒時間罵他了

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這樣啊

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我來看看那該死的成績單

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如果你英語再不及格，就給我去補習

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我低空飛過了

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什麼？

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（性虐待，巨乳）

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“性虐待、巨乳”

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這是什麼？

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真是不敢相信

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艾絲特一直在家用電腦上看色情片

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她沒刪除瀏覽紀錄？太白痴了

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所以女人也會看色情片？

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我老婆會

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看巨乳和性虐待主題的

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我已經不看了

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色情影業是性別歧視的產業

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對，但艾絲特有直男癌

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艾絲特幹嘛搜尋“巨乳”？

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她是蕾絲邊嗎？

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你的婚姻是個謊言，路易斯

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什麼…我也不知道

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或許她缺乏關愛

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我打算約她去做點浪漫的事

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一起吃晚餐、看電視

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然後你再操她

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沒錯，去吧

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對，就這麼辦

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天啊，壓力好大

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我們會在廁間內安裝迷你洗手台

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方便清洗月經杯

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給她看女性小便斗

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好，就是這個

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女性小便斗比較長

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尾端翹起

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能遮蔽生殖器

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你是我見過第一個
考慮到性別差異的建築師

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他上了一堂摧毀男子氣概的課程

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是解構男子氣概

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我的證書就在辦公桌上

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他非常優秀

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我們是重金
把他從名建築師旗下挖來的

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她很喜歡你的設計

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雖然她努力不表現出來

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我不喝咖啡，謝謝

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-那會讓我緊張…
-桑提亞哥，你很專業

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我還沒要讓你加薪

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暫時不會

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但來我家吃晚餐吧

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好啊，那是我的榮幸

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恭喜你啊，女性友好先生

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你在做什麼？別鬧

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老闆真的很喜歡你

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我也是

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-別說這種話
-怎麼了？

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我不想讓他覺得我沉迷女色

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噢，了解

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好吧

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-我們就專心工作
-沒錯

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我們可不想讓別人以為有什麼事發生

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-畢竟沒有
-是有

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確實有，但別在這裡說，拜託

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我們還是別說話的好

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那可不行…

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如果我們躲著對方，也會啟人疑竇

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那要怎麼做？

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我們又不是打炮了…

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拜託你，寶拉

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我們得表現得很正常

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而現在這樣並不正常

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今晚見？

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好

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不，我不行

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我要跟我女兒去看電影

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跟你18歲的女兒去看電影？

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-嗯
-她是怎麼回事？

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我們感情很好啊…哈囉

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-嘿，那個…
-不好意思

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我們只是在討論結構之類的

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很好，非常好

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我的天啊

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很多人問我這款有機除臭霜好不好用

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畢竟有幾個網紅正在推銷

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我看看，“無化學成分

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無添加鋁、純素、零殘忍

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72小時有效”

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我試過了

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我才擦了24小時

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派翠

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我做完瑜珈聞起來怎樣？

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有點臭，女士

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親愛的廠商，請別說“72小時有效”

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首先，這是說謊，這樣不酷

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其次，大家會信以為真

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然後三天不洗澡

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下一個

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“雷根…”

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（佩羅來電）

131
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稅務局您好，需要什麼服務？

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下午見？

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連續兩天？你瘋了嗎？

134
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被發現又怎樣？

135
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坦誠不是你的新哲學嗎？

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對，但我獲得了很多新粉絲

137
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我現在是網黑了

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你是什麼？

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廠商會付錢要我別討論他們

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我徹底改造了自己，我是先驅

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恭喜你，那我們的事你打算怎樣？

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慢慢來，別讓我窒息

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可以聊聊嗎？

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安荷拉

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昨晚的事我很抱歉，真的

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你的眩暈還好嗎？

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你昨天說的話聽起來像是藉口

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不，我發誓

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它突然發作，害我動彈不得

150
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我頭很暈，只能躺著

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你不必跟我解釋眩暈的症狀

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聽著，我不喜歡別人取消見面

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這是我最討厭的事

154
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但這次我會放過你

155
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因為我們的影集賣掉了

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-什麼？
-對

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真的嗎？

158
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我們要拍《大男人主義》了

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-太好了
-對啊

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該死，我會跌倒…

161
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太好了

162
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-太好了，恭喜
-是啊

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謝謝

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去跟編劇們說吧

165
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老天

166
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開玩笑吧？

167
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那玩意真的賣掉了？

168
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你們不想摧毀父權制嗎？
這就是你們要的影集

169
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主角是四個蠢到不行的白痴

170
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也不盡然是白痴…

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我真不懂

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一個超成功又可愛的網紅

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為什麼跟個白痴在一起

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帕布羅不是白痴

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他是個多面又複雜的角色

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還有那個離婚男人睡十個的爛橋段

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那不是物化女性嗎？

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還有那個開餐廳的可悲好色鬼？

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他超想要開放式關係的

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不，不是那樣的

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重要的是影集賣掉了

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-這齣戲沒那麼糟
-別聽她們的

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我們得拍試播集

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你們三個，開始敲鍵盤吧

185
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你們是在一起嗎？

186
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什麼？

187
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她把手搭在你肩上

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她不會搭你們的肩嗎？

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說真的，這解釋了很多事情

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聽著

191
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我知道有個沙豬上司很痛苦

192
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但如果你們覺得我得到這份工作

193
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不是因為技能和才華，就冒犯我了

194
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給我上工

195
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少物化我

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來我家住吧

197
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沒有泳池，因為在丘維卡

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但離餐廳比較近

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非常謝謝你，但不用了

200
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照你說的

201
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只要他們復合，你就得搬出來了

202
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女人的地域性都很強

203
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我很相信佩羅

204
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他肯定還會搞砸

205
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你今晚有安排嗎？

206
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怎麼了嗎？

207
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今天我炮友生日，要在我家慶祝

208
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你可以順便參觀

209
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我今晚不能去

210
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我要跟我爸媽吃晚餐

211
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他們年紀越來越大了

212
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我媽做了一些餡餅…

213
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也會有女人參加

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那我去

215
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打方向燈，從第三個出口出去

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-今天沒要跟蹤人？
-沒有

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我們要去超市停車場

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練習倒車入庫？

219
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去買衛生紙

220
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我家只剩兩捲了

221
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-喂？
-嗨，我的小蕩婦

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要一起出去吃浪漫晚餐嗎？

223
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就我們倆？

224
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路易斯，我在上課

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-哈囉
-那就別接電話啊

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誰來看孩子們？你媽不會再幫忙了

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我來，時薪20歐元

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-15歐元
-成交

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訂位吧，找到保姆了，小心

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那個女人要過馬路

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好啦

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天啊，原來媽咪愛運動

233
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,040
你怎麼會來？

234
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,240
你喜歡風箏衝浪？

235
00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,280
我喜歡這家海灘酒吧的莫吉托

236
00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:39,800
你怎麼一個人在這裡？

237
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:41,520
我來“斷線”

238
00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,680
跟我爸斷線，對吧？

239
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,280
喝你的莫吉托吧，奧瓦洛

240
00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:49,000
你要嗎？

241
00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:58,200
要喝點什麼嗎？

242
00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,040
怎麼？丹妮拉放你鴿子？

243
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,360
她想見我

244
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,680
但我叫她別衝動，慢慢來

245
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:04,640
抱歉，今晚不行

246
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,520
我有安排了，行程超滿

247
00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,120
又在Tinder約了妹子？

248
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,280
不，蠢貨，是去參加朋友的生日派對

249
00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,400
什麼朋友？我們就是你的朋友

250
00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:14,000
我也有其他朋友

251
00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:15,680
你去找丹妮拉吧

252
00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:16,840
我或許會打給她

253
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,280
祝你玩得開心

254
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,760
-我會晚回來
-我會更晚

255
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,000
不用等我

256
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,600
你也是，我可能不會回來

257
00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:25,560
這是給先生的花

258
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,520
哪一個？

259
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,000
勞爾，我才是這裡的主人

260
00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,200
有卡片耶

261
00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,360
別亂看

262
00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,320
“我就知道你是個優秀的新人

263
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,640
恭喜你，大男人”

264
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,800
女人真的會送花嗎？

265
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:45,360
可惜你放她鴿子
如果操她，她就送你房子了

266
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,920
靠

267
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,720
回頭見啦，大男人

268
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,960
-桑提亞哥
-羅曼

269
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,320
-請進
-哈囉，小狗狗

270
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,240
是這樣關，好

271
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,600
天啊

272
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,680
我喜歡你改造空間的方式

273
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,960
光線的運用也很棒

274
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,800
雖然現在是晚上

275
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,160
但從格局配置能看出來

276
00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:22,520
別聊建築了，該死

277
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,040
好好享受這個夜晚吧

278
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,480
抱歉，說得對

279
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:26,400
好

280
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,640
開胃菜來了

281
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,480
這是奧斯瓦多

282
00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,560
很高興認識你

283
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:32,880
我也是

284
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,320
其實我有個朋友也請了男傭

285
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:39,400
這麼做極具包容性，對吧？

286
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:41,880
奧斯瓦多是我丈夫

287
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,000
那就更具包容性了

288
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,080
簡直是…包容到最高境界

289
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,080
哈囉，汪…

290
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,520
-坐吧
-好

291
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:02,320
這種感覺真的很怪

292
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,400
我們得花時間好好相處

293
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,520
我們不只是朋友，而是夫妻

294
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,680
這松露義大利麵超棒的

295
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,760
我來點香檳

296
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,880
路易斯，別點，想想伊莉絲的牙套

297
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,920
別衝動

298
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,720
好，那喝草本利口酒吧

299
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,520
不，喝檸檬酒吧

300
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,080
那個…你有什麼夢想嗎？

301
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,400
這個嘛

302
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,160
在孩子們長大不理我們之前

303
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,160
我蠻想帶他們去巴黎迪士尼玩的

304
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:27,560
我是指性幻想，路易斯

305
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,160
不曉得，比如…

306
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:33,320
如果我胸部變大，你會喜歡嗎？

307
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,760
你想隆乳嗎？

308
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,360
你想我隆嗎？

309
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,680
你想的話可以啊，但那可不便宜

310
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:40,600
所以你想

311
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,760
突然糾結於胸部是怎麼回事？

312
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:45,640
-那你幹嘛糾結？
-是你提起的

313
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,840
烏利西斯，你在幹嘛？

314
00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,400
老兄

315
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,320
你還是來了，進來吧

316
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,480
靠

317
00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,560
光是開餐廳能負擔你的開銷嗎？

318
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,600
我主要在投資銀行工作

319
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,640
“味蕾開花”只是個人愛好

320
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,240
來吧，我來介紹你

321
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,520
各位

322
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,480
這是勞爾，我的直男朋友

323
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,600
你怎麼知道自己是直男的？

324
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,400
看珍芳達的健美操影片發現的

325
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,520
你們怎麼吃得下醜八怪的陰部

326
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,960
陰莖那麼美

327
00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:43,240
你那是跨性別恐懼症

328
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,840
-是嗎？
-不知道

329
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,840
算是其中一種，對吧？

330
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,600
你是彈性異性戀者嗎？

331
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,080
可以勾搭你嗎？

332
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,880
別白費力氣了，他還在留戀前女友

333
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:55,560
真無聊，老天爺

334
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,080
他說的是真的

335
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,880
我還沒走出來呢

336
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,720
因為露絲是個很美的女人

337
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,960
她…聰明又風趣

338
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,880
而我太晚才解構自己，真是個白痴

339
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,640
真可憐，快過來

340
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,200
別煩人，他拒絕了

341
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,440
-我知道，我這是支持他
-謝謝你

342
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,560
路易斯米，過來

343
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,360
有個直男哭了，快來…

344
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,760
來吧，我介紹艾娃給你

345
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:24,520
她是誰？

346
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,240
她是個工程師、研究員兼人類學家

347
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,920
寫了三本書

348
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,040
但她辣嗎？

349
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,640
艾娃

350
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,440
-這是勞爾
-嗨

351
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,520
靠

352
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,520
晚安呀

353
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,880
小聲點，孩子們都睡著了

354
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,080
-嗨，愛麗絲
-都好嗎？

355
00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,600
-很好，再見
-等等，還沒給你錢

356
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,800
我看看

357
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,840
天啊，看你急的

358
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,160
我看看，25…

359
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,640
看看他們

360
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,520
一副很乖的樣子

361
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,560
-我們辦正事吧
-現在？

362
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,560
檸檬酒讓我昏昏欲睡

363
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,000
我努力過了

364
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,400
我要去刷牙

365
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,200
至少給我一個舌吻吧

366
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,680
我們不只是朋友

367
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,880
愛麗絲？不是啊

368
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,720
跟五號男完事了

369
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,080
不是才第三個嗎？

370
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,680
我這週超有效率

371
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,160
愛麗絲

372
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,000
我老闆是同性戀

373
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,240
我把他的古巴丈夫錯當成傭人

374
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,880
我真想鑽進洞裡死掉

375
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,800
但也許他不像我想的那麼傳統

376
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,520
當下也沒那麼生氣…

377
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,880
你禿頭朋友的兒子是個性罪犯

378
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,640
怎麼回事？

379
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,120
殺了這傢伙

380
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,480
不管是誰

381
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,280
哪位？

382
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,920
馬上給我開門

383
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,680
-桑提？
-快開門

384
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:22,280
-他是個孩子，可能只是在玩
-對啊

385
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,600
在玩？他捏了我胸部

386
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,520
這非常嚴重

387
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,240
烏利西斯最近一直在胡鬧，就這樣

388
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,480
所以你要當沒發生？

389
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,280
-我會跟他談…
-我要報案

390
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,520
不行，這樣會留下紀錄

391
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,240
應該找祖父母看孩子才對

392
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,040
是她自願的，為了15歐元時薪
結果現在要去報案

393
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,880
那是因為你兒子是個死變態

394
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,320
他才11歲，路易斯

395
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,960
愛麗絲今天露了一大片乳溝

396
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,240
-什麼？
-太扯了

397
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,280
就算她只穿內褲也不能亂摸，路易斯

398
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,960
虧你還上過解構課耶？

399
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,960
立刻把證書還來

400
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,160
這就是強暴文化

401
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,720
-你這是在縱容性罪犯
-說得好

402
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,280
去你們的，滾出我家

403
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,000
-廢話少說
-等等，拜託…

404
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,520
別在走廊吵

405
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,920
快滾…

406
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,440
-我來開門，給我滾
-太扯了

407
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,840
-自己想想，路易斯
-好，明天…

408
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,760
我不信

409
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,600
我們正好可以告訴那小子

410
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,120
不能不經同意隨便摸別人胸部

411
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000
至少能避免出事

412
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,160
繼續

413
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,560
平局，賽末點

414
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,200
我發球給路易斯

415
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,400
放馬過來

416
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,080
-靠
-我接

417
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,600
我接…

418
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,840
我接，該死

419
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,920
-比賽結束
-老兄，你在幹嘛？

420
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,560
他在生氣，混蛋

421
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,120
-他說我女兒是蕩婦
-你說我兒子是性罪犯

422
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,760
-因為他就是
-他才11歲

423
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,320
你們要吵，就該在賽前吵完

424
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,240
抱歉，我不太喜歡這種充滿攻擊性

425
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,240
又大男人的行為

426
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,720
他在說什麼？

427
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,640
勞爾

428
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,480
別鬧了，我們有重大問題要談

429
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,000
有比他的變態兒子
性侵愛麗絲還重大？

430
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,800
他只是在玩

431
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,320
勞爾有另一群朋友

432
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,760
什麼叫另一群朋友？

433
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,640
我沒有其他朋友

434
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,880
你有其他朋友嗎？

435
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,080
哪有啊，老兄

436
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,080
他可能是去嫖妓，用這個當藉口而已

437
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,120
怎麼嫖？他一毛錢都沒有

438
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,920
-那些人是誰？
-我哪知道？

439
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,160
那就查出來，該死，你跟他住在一起

440
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,360
聽好了，來到圓環時

441
00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:38,600
記得一定要走右側車道

442
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,840
也就是外側車道，就這樣

443
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,360
有一次我開在右側車道

444
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,000
結果左側有個傢伙想出去，就撞我

445
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,160
還對我發火

446
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,000
那個人是白痴

447
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,400
他遲早會跟你們一樣坐在這裡

448
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,160
圓環這種設計有問題

449
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,560
去跟交通部投訴吧

450
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,120
先做題目，12點那個獨臂傢伙

451
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,320
會來告訴你們
為什麼開車時不該把手伸出窗外

452
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,800
你不是去塔里法了嗎？

453
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,640
對，但我遇到了赫克托的兒子

454
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,640
那個混蛋？

455
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:08,000
他床上功夫可好了

456
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,360
但好妹子…

457
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,720
-妹子啊
-聽到了啦

458
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,720
你打算怎麼辦？

459
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,280
不知道，所以才來找你

460
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,280
你跟他做了，還想要我說什麼？

461
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,960
都是調酒害的

462
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,640
赫克托那邊怎麼辦？我該告訴他嗎？

463
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,600
是我就會在那個小鬼講之前告訴他

464
00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,080
“爸，我操了你女友”

465
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,000
他幹嘛要告訴他爸？

466
00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,360
讓他心臟病發，好繼承遺產

467
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,360
動機很明顯

468
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,520
艾絲特，我以前從沒出軌過

469
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,560
我不是那種人

470
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,320
你的人生還真酷

471
00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,120
知道為什麼嗎？

472
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,440
因為你沒有孩子

473
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,000
如果有
你就不會去塔里法玩風箏衝浪

474
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,520
然後打一場不該打的炮

475
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,560
多謝喔

476
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,680
你還真是幫倒忙

477
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,120
要告訴我後續喔

478
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,000
你就像我的土耳其肥皂劇

479
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280
（歡迎）

480
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,240
哈囉？

481
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,320
歡迎，請到207號車庫

482
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,400
謝謝

483
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,680
這是什麼地方？

484
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,800
麥當勞得來速嗎？

485
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,160
有人嗎？

486
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,600
在這裡

487
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:42,640
哈囉

488
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,880
哈囉

489
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,160
這是什麼地方？

490
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,840
隱密的地方

491
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,200
路易斯跟我說的

492
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,120
我點了香檳

493
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,720
玫瑰和氣球感覺有點俗氣

494
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,720
但這太噁心了，感覺就像…

495
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,600
只是來做該做的事，然後就說再見

496
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,280
是你說要謹慎一點的

497
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,760
對，但該去更浪漫的地方

498
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,640
看是阿爾卑斯山的小屋

499
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,960
還是馬爾地夫的水底套房

500
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,920
去我別墅也行
你以前很愛，記得嗎？

501
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,160
那就敬謝不敏了，風險太大

502
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,040
你可以坐我後車箱過去
那樣比較自在

503
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,880
別的不說，這個絕對不可能

504
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,040
待會在你家見

505
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,600
來泡按摩浴缸吧

506
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,640
已經付錢了

507
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640
我最好是會去泡

508
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,960
直男不見得傳統

509
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,160
同志也不見得崇尚自由主義

510
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,240
所以我該怎麼辦？

511
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,160
畢竟解構過的男人

512
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,600
不該隱瞞或欺騙他人，是吧？

513
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,080
小心點，我可不想搞得你失業

514
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,600
什麼？如果我老闆發現我跟寶拉上床

515
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,520
他能開除我？

516
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,120
那段影片不能保護我嗎？

517
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,720
什麼影片？

518
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,400
她表達積極同意的影片

519
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,680
我錄下來了

520
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,080
我律師朋友建議我這麼做

521
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,480
老天爺，那你去問她吧

522
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,120
好吧，謝謝你，派翠克，再聯絡

523
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,880
-桑提
-怎樣？

524
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,800
別再打給我了

525
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,320
放輕鬆

526
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,120
就業法明訂員工有權發展親密關係

527
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,960
最壞情況下，那段影片也能證明
性行為是雙方自願的

528
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,080
那我要怎麼做？

529
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,320
到底該不該告訴他？

530
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,880
何必？就保密吧

531
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,120
那樣比較刺激

532
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,880
分子的成分…

533
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,240
爸，我在上課

534
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:22,880
一下就好

535
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,080
我該跟老闆說我在跟寶拉談戀愛嗎？

536
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:26,840
什麼戀愛？不就是做愛嗎？

537
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,240
爸，別墜入愛河

538
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,640
不，我沒有墜入愛河…

539
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,320
愛麗韓卓拉佩拉塔

540
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,040
-媽的
-但我該怎麼辦？愛麗絲…

541
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,080
我要告訴他，去他的

542
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:42,720
不，不能那樣說

543
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,240
嗨，親愛的

544
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,400
上床吧

545
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,560
現在？

546
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080
現在是下午四點耶

547
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,440
我有驚喜要給你

548
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,960
你還沒準備好嗎？我鼻子很癢

549
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,080
喜歡嗎？

550
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,640
喜歡啊

551
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,880
-你能呼吸嗎？
-閉嘴

552
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,320
該死，親愛的，你打我巴掌耶

553
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:25,360
-張開嘴，給我張開
-不要…

554
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:26,400
幹

555
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,800
你肯定會喜歡的

556
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,720
喂，配合點

557
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,840
艾絲特，拜託你

558
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,160
你會喜歡的，來吧

559
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,600
這該死的…好了

560
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:36,920
對了，還有鞭子，等等

561
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,840
鞭子

562
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,280
還好嗎，路易斯？

563
00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,760
-我快窒息了
-路易斯

564
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,840
拜託快解開，媽的

565
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,320
撐著點

566
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,600
-真是的
-你想幹嘛？

567
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,520
這種性虐待玩意會讓你興奮，對吧？

568
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,240
是你吧，我在電腦上看到了

569
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,360
我？

570
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,120
看完色情片，記得刪掉瀏覽紀錄

571
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,640
我不看色情片的

572
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,240
至少不會在電腦上看

573
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,360
不會嗎？

574
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,840
如果不是你，也不是我，那是誰？

575
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,040
你媽？

576
00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,920
烏利西斯放色情片給全班同學看

577
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,440
我們發現他下課時用平板電腦放

578
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,160
我有記下他們看了什麼

579
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,880
聽著，他是個天真的孩子

580
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:27,880
他只是好奇

581
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,160
性是很自然的事，對吧？

582
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,640
自然，是吧？

583
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,920
《我朋友喝醉回家，我操她屁眼》

584
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,800
《淫蕩婊子吞了三根雞雞》

585
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,800
《跟我繼妹搞雙插》

586
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,240
《吸房東老二抵房租》

587
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,760
路易斯，我們養了一頭禽獸

588
00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:57,160
從《汪汪隊立大功》到雙插

589
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,800
未免也太跳躍了

590
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,120
都怪你把後庭按摩棒放在浴室

591
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,800
他以為那是火箭

592
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,400
你覺得他會打手槍嗎？

593
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,800
是我們兩人的錯

594
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,360
我們從沒跟他聊過性

595
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,200
該何時跟小孩聊性？

596
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,840
在他們開始看色情片之前

597
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,800
我就知道，我們該只生女生的

598
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,040
嗨，親愛的

599
00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,120
嗨

600
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,600
你的小旅行如何？

601
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,720
有成功斷線嗎？

602
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,520
這個嘛，兩天不夠

603
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:28,360
我預約了兩間最好的生殖中心

604
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,240
只是了解情況，別有壓力

605
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,560
爸告訴我你在考慮人工受孕

606
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,440
你也在？

607
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,640
對，奧瓦洛也去度假了幾天

608
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,320
-是嗎？
-對，去了馬約卡島

609
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,080
真好，好玩嗎？

610
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:43,440
棒極了

611
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,320
不如我們三個一起去吃晚餐吧？

612
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,280
不了

613
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,520
不了，我不行…

614
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,080
我只是來給你一個吻

615
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,200
-你沒事吧？
-很好…

616
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,240
只是我明天要出庭

617
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,640
我比較想自己回家睡

618
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,360
我有別的事要想

619
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,480
你說你有別的事要想

620
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,880
是指我嗎？

621
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,080
你想怎樣？

622
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,360
怎樣嗎？我什麼都沒說

623
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,920
塔里法的事就當沒發生，好嗎？

624
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,520
我愛你爸爸

625
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,720
你確定？

626
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,000
你們也才交往半年，你就…

627
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,640
哪有繼子跟繼母打炮的？

628
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,040
哪有繼母跟繼子打炮的？

629
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:32,400
我是為我爸那麼做的，你不適合他

630
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,760
-是嗎？
-對

631
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,880
背叛我爸的人不配跟他在一起

632
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,800
但我不一樣

633
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,200
我是個噁心的人，我跟你很配

634
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,480
我不會為了你離開你爸爸

635
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:42,920
好好想一想吧

636
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,360
滾出我的生活

637
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,640
我也覺得很罪惡，好嗎？

638
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:58,920
烏利西斯，親愛的

639
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,000
艾莉卡老師跟我們說…

640
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,480
你放了一些下流影片…

641
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:08,120
給同學們看

642
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:10,160
-那個告密鬼
-別走…

643
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,160
親愛的

644
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,480
對自己的身體感到好奇很正常

645
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,160
還有其他人的身體

646
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,880
但性不是你在影片中看到的那樣

647
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,160
那是怎樣？

648
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:24,640
是爸爸媽媽相愛時會做的事

649
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:25,920
那很美好

650
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,560
你和媽媽會做那種事？

651
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,000
有時候會

652
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,160
不會全部都做

653
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,600
但懷著更多的愛

654
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,640
-超噁心
-不…

655
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,800
性不噁心

656
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,160
色情片才噁心

657
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,760
你在裡面看到的人並不相愛

658
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,720
都是騙人的

659
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,480
那會創造期望

660
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,080
但現實中並不是那樣

661
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,040
那是怎樣？

662
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,960
這個嘛，兒子
會更沉悶、無聊、好預測…

663
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:49,920
艾絲特

664
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,560
你還有很多時間可以去探索，不用急

665
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,640
只要不再看那種骯髒玩意

666
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,320
-我就買《決勝時刻》給你
-成交

667
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:02,440
搞什麼，路易斯？

668
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,560
竟然拿暴力電玩交換色情片

669
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,640
至少比較沒爭議

670
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,480
（烏比庫建築工作室）

671
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,080
羅曼

672
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,440
桑提亞哥，進來吧

673
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,640
那個案子有消息了嗎？

674
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,760
放輕鬆，會有的

675
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,080
但她可能會要我們改很多地方

676
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,160
心態一定要靈活

677
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
沒錯

678
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,680
說到靈活的心態…

679
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,120
我有事想告訴你

680
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,960
你很信任我，所以我覺得…

681
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,920
你是同性戀，我跟奧斯瓦多說了

682
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,520
不，我不是

683
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,160
我是說，那沒問題

684
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,360
我有很多同性戀朋友

685
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,960
連我老闆都是同性戀呢

686
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,680
是吧？我不是

687
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:58,680
但…

688
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,280
不是那樣的，而是…

689
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,160
這是市府來的文件

690
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,160
謝謝你，女兒

691
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:07,920
-“女兒”？
-爸

692
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,240
抱歉

693
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,320
-“爸”？
-她不想讓員工知道

694
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,320
她是老闆的女兒，毫無道理

695
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,360
閉緊你的嘴

696
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,160
你有什麼要事要告訴我？

697
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,720
我要戒咖啡了

698
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,920
你昨天給我的那杯

699
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,000
我拿去水槽倒掉了

700
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,800
那你…

701
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,720
是要去戒癮中心

702
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,320
還是參加團體治療…

703
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,600
不，我說戒就戒

704
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,040
說戒就戒

705
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,080
所以…

706
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,600
如果你覺得我怪怪的

707
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,200
那都是…

708
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,680
戒斷症狀造成的

709
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,280
我是覺得你怪，但我以為你本來就怪

710
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,360
不是

711
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:56,880
都是咖啡的關係

712
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,560
好吧

713
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,640
都怪咖啡

714
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,560
你怎麼沒說你是老闆的女兒？

715
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:15,560
我不想老是跟我爸扯上關係

716
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,760
你替他工作

717
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,160
這就是我換掉姓氏的原因

718
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,680
我不想被另眼相待

719
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,880
如果知道，你會跟我約會嗎？

720
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,000
懂了吧？

721
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,800
我本來要說“會”的

722
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,880
那你幹嘛生氣？

723
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,680
這種事你該先告訴我

724
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,480
我們到底有沒有在交往？

725
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:30,720
不知道

726
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,160
你來告訴我

727
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:36,840
靠

728
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,400
你在幹嘛？

729
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,440
惡補知識

730
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,680
我要跟一個工程師兼人類學家約會

731
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,080
好怪的組合

732
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,720
你知道新石器時代

733
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,600
是從放牧和農業出現開始算的嗎？

734
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,400
不要研究她擅長的東西

735
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,320
研究點別的

736
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,400
靠，你說得對

737
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,440
研究哲學好了

738
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,880
哲學和文學，我能靠這些贏過她

739
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,400
她很辣吧？

740
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,600
超辣

741
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,840
我不能搞砸

742
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,280
所以她跟露絲很像

743
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,760
你可能下意識在找像她的人

744
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,240
我沒找，是別人介紹的

745
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,240
誰？你的新朋友？

746
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,200
拜託讓我念書

747
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,960
嗨，佩羅在嗎？

748
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,320
在

749
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,040
-快進來
-哈囉

750
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,800
那是誰？

751
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:32,720
傭人

752
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,320
應該沒有人看到我

753
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,520
康德

754
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,800
因果律

755
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,160
勞爾？

756
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,080
尼采

757
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:44,040
超人，“上帝已死”

758
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,120
他要跟一個超聰明的小妞約會

759
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,240
她不可能那麼聰明吧

760
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,880
勞爾，起來吧，你會遲到的

761
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,720
來，該走了

762
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:56,320
好漂亮的花

763
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,720
他上司送的，因為他是個霸氣大男人

764
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,520
你該出門了

765
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,400
你就不能閉嘴嗎？該死

766
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,080
-要喝酒嗎？
-不用

767
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:08,840
不用了，謝謝

768
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,400
我自己去拿點喝的

769
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,960
我以前住在這裡

770
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:22,160
好啦

771
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,960
我們要做什麼？

772
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,520
你跟你上司是怎麼回事？

773
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920
什麼都沒有

774
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,800
女人也會送花，知道吧？

775
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,840
最好是

776
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,560
如果你是為了報復我

777
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,000
想先跟我復合再甩掉我…

778
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,840
不是的，我想跟你在一起

779
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,960
但要像真正的伴侶一樣住在一起

780
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,160
你是我此生摯愛

781
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:54,600
我希望我們有共同計畫

782
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,160
一起變老

783
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,440
抱歉

784
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,320
抱歉，你突然這麼浪漫好怪

785
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,320
媽的，我是認真的

786
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:09,800
佩羅，我不知道

787
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,400
你真的讓我失望過

788
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,760
我內心有個聲音說這是錯的

789
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,920
我親妹也覺得是錯的

790
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,240
派翠莎真的很喜歡我

791
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,760
派翠來自極度性別歧視的文化
她不客觀

792
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:22,840
我被解構了，好嗎？

793
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,480
我還有證書呢，我這就去拿

794
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:26,360
史蒂芬

795
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:28,600
他還真的要給我看

796
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,040
史蒂芬，我的證書呢？

797
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,040
證書？

798
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,080
對，我很喜歡亞里斯多德的學說

799
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,960
比起柏拉圖

800
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,280
他的形上學批判性更強

801
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,600
但同時具有建設性

802
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,280
事實上，“形上學”這個詞

803
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,040
是羅得島的安德羅尼克斯創的

804
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,840
他編輯了亞里斯多德的著作

805
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,520
你也懂哲學嗎？

806
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,240
懂得不多

807
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,960
跟所有對人生有點好奇的人差不多

808
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,280
你對文學了解多少？

809
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:59,760
幾世紀的？

810
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,920
呃…

811
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:06,000
-19世紀
-我超愛

812
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,280
有珍奧斯汀、拜倫勛爵

813
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,040
狄更斯、雨果

814
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,960
還有阿韋拉涅達

815
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,440
誰？

816
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,600
人們都喜歡聊卡斯特羅

817
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:19,600
但對我來說
巴贊才是那個時代的才女

818
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,800
她寫過小說

819
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,640
評論、散文、詩歌和戲劇

820
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,880
她是翻譯

821
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,720
還是女權倡導者

822
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,080
你有布洛芬嗎？

823
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,040
你不舒服嗎？

824
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,600
我們可以改天再約

825
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,000
我不想，都來你家了

826
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,800
等著，我去拿萘普生和耐適恩給你

827
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,080
這些藥吸收更快

828
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,440
這些書你都看過嗎？

829
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,440
我睡得不多，也沒有電視

830
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,480
那很瘋狂

831
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,200
但黑洞的確會散發輻射

832
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,240
因為根據海森堡測不準原理

833
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,000
當量子波動發生

834
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,720
並產生一對粒子與反粒子時

835
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,480
其中一個粒子
在視界後方形成的可能性不為零

836
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,320
而那股輻射會導致奇點失去質量

837
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,040
這樣行不通

838
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,320
什麼行不通？

839
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:14,280
我們

840
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,360
我們不說話時很好，但…

841
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:20,680
你不想發展穩定關係無所謂啊

842
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,000
不，我想

843
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,760
但你的境界太高了

844
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,280
大家好

845
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:33,280
我是佩羅雅吉拉

846
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,680
我想趁這個特別的日子告訴各位

847
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,880
我犯了一個錯

848
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,400
還有，承認犯錯沒關係

849
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:42,720
接受自己的脆弱後

850
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,920
我發現我過去的態度只是個面具

851
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,600
因為支配性的男子氣概也會壓抑男性

852
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,320
我們不該試圖合理化父權制

853
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,360
而該把自己變成女性主義者

854
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,480
就像我一樣

855
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,440
我們復合了

856
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,760
親愛的

857
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,920
所以你覺得你不再是大男人了嗎？

858
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,280
這影片是她要你發才發的吧？

859
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,200
還用說

860
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,440
不然我會那樣耍笨嗎？

861
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,360
桑提，老兄

862
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,160
你說得對

863
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,440
烏利西斯是個變態

864
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,840
我們抓到他看色情片

865
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,000
是吧

866
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,040
你兒子多大了？

867
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,680
-11歲
-11歲半

868
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,560
想像一下，如果我們在他這年紀

869
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,200
就能接觸到全世界的色情片

870
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,560
我們早在青春期就精盡人亡了

871
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,000
新一代的人完蛋了

872
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,200
虧你還是警察

873
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,120
沒聽說過家長控管模式嗎？

874
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,800
你打給誰？

875
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,200
派翠克，你好嗎？

876
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,520
是我，桑提

877
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,560
不，別掛，一下就好

878
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,000
解構男子氣概課程有在教小孩的嗎？

879
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,200
是預防男子氣概才對

880
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,680
我覺得這是你的大商機

881
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,360
能預防孩子們變成沙豬…

882
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,520
好，但你考慮一下…

883
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,600
好吧，如果他願意

884
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,000
你或許能帶那孩子去上課

885
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,520
他來了

886
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:03,720
-哈囉
-嗨

887
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,040
你們好嗎？我要啤酒

888
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,280
-約會如何？
-不開心

889
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,600
跟聰明小妞約會累死了

890
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,760
聽著，勞爾，你既不要比你高的

891
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,520
也不要比你聰明的

892
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,440
你這是自我設限

893
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,720
行了

894
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,040
說正事吧

895
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,080
我們三個一直在討論

896
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,120
既然我們都當一輩子的朋友了

897
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,080
我們覺得自己有權認識你其他朋友

898
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,480
這樣違反了友誼的基本原則

899
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,080
朋友不該表現像女友一樣

900
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,920
-誰說的屁話？
-他

901
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,920
但你得明白這很傷人

902
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,040
我們當朋友那麼久了

903
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,440
感覺就像你背叛了我們

904
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:44,440
好吧

905
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,080
我有在跟迪亞哥那群朋友一起玩

906
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,080
跟一群同志？

907
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,040
對，那又怎樣？

908
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,320
我是他們的直男朋友

909
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,320
他們給了我你們無法給的東西

910
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,320
比如什麼？

911
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,160
比如他們會問我的感受如何

912
00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,840
你們有誰問過嗎？

913
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,840
如果你不開心，就該告訴我們啊

914
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,840
他們也會發現我剪頭髮

915
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:04,880
你剪頭髮了嗎？

916
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,280
懂了吧？而且我從來
無法在你們面前自在地哭

917
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:10,000
你會在他們面前哭？

918
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,320
所以很抱歉

919
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,560
但我想要開放式友誼

920
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,040
我們可以考慮一下嗎？

921
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,480
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