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好，憋氣一下

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很好

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親愛的，能聊聊嗎？

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你怎麼來了？

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婚禮前見到新娘會觸霉頭的

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一下就好

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怎樣？

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娶一個不跟我說話的人感覺很怪

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我也不想結婚

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那我們怎麼辦？

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總不能取消婚禮

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那我們只好裝了

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勞爾，快去換衣服

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《大男人注意》

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等奶奶起床

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把櫛瓜泥加熱拿去給她

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我要跟朋友玩《要塞英雄》

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那哈克布拿

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我不是哈克布了

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是伊莉絲…抱歉

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我準備好了

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你真美

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謝了，甜心

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這話應該由你爸來說

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但他連看都沒看我一眼

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讓孩子們照顧媽感覺很怪

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去年還是她照顧他們呢

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生命的循環就是如此

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我們去露個臉
然後就去首映會，好嗎？

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艾絲特，那可是我朋友的婚禮

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-也是你老婆第一部影集啊
-正是，以後還會有

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路易斯，人生不能總想著以後

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看看你媽

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你怎麼會來？

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由我來照顧我老婆

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但…

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走吧

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關門，該死

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我不在乎有多可悲

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我要自己去，就這樣

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你不讓我去？

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他是“我的”朋友

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我以為我們復合了

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布蘭卡，拜託長大，我們只是打炮

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而且還喝醉了

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想說什麼就說，假裝我不在

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你就那麼熱衷於傷我的心？

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好啦，再見

49
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你的演技不太有說服力

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我不喜歡這樣

51
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大概開三公分

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-才三公分？
-比你多

53
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非醫療化生產很慢

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尤其是生頭胎的媽媽

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有多慢？

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大自然很有智慧，不該催促產程

57
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現在可以把浴池放水了嗎？

58
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我會等你開六到七公分再放

59
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我推一下就生完了
根本搞不清楚狀況

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-每副身體都不一樣，走一走吧
-真的嗎？

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對，真的很快

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你有把最愛的歌做成播放清單嗎？

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我做到一半

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我要怎麼娶一個不跟我說話的人？

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你做了什麼？

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她發現露絲的影片了

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都是你們的錯
如果你們肯好好保管硬碟…

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-你就該刪掉
-你會刪你兒子受洗的影片嗎？

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-這是哪門子比喻？
-都是美好回憶啊

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老天爺

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彼得

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你在幹嘛？大家都到了

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你從未謀面的兒子
有比一輩子的死黨重要嗎？

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好吧

75
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丹妮拉還在生，我缺個結婚證人

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看吧？佩羅是他最好的朋友

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誰想替代他？路易斯

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我可不想參與這場災難

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-桑提亞哥？
-你最後才問我？

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那我不要

81
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選我吧，我來當你的結婚證人

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你真美

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“做丈夫的，要愛妻子

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一如基督愛教會

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為教會捨己”

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出自《以弗所書》第5章25節

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很好，讓催產素流動

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就是這樣

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操你媽的

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嘿，情況如何？

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還好

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接受宮縮

93
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就像海浪朝你拍過來一樣

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海浪個頭啦

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明明可以去醫院，幹嘛要受苦？

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-拜託殺掉他
-佩羅

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你的身體知道如何生產
你的寶寶知道如何出生

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呼吸，親愛的

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還有微笑

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兩位欲締結神聖婚姻的盟約
請牽起手

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並在上帝及其教會面前宣告同意

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-勞爾
-我願意

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不，念這個

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噢，好

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“我，勞爾，願意娶你

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瑪莉亞德瑪，作為我的妻子

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我把自己交給你，並發誓會忠誠…

108
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不論是順境或逆境，生病或健康

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終生皆然”

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來吧

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多美啊

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“我，瑪莉亞德瑪

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願意嫁給你，勞爾

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作為我的丈夫

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我把自己交給你，並發誓會忠誠

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不論是順境或逆境

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生病或健康

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終生皆然”

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願天主使你們充滿對他敬畏的甜美

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並用神聖的種子滋養你們

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阿們

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新郎新娘萬歲

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快親吻新娘…

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真美

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拜託給我酒

126
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這完全是場鬧劇

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什麼破爛老套的典禮嘛

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大家都在假裝，不願面對現實

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那就是愛已經死了

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死了

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桑提，去喝一杯吧

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-你們要嗎？
-不了，我不要喝太多

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我們準備去首映會了，還是你開車？

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-我們還不能走
-拜託

135
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今天又不會播你那集

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只會播第一集

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路易斯，我必須被看見

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這是我初次以演員身分在媒體前亮相

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但那角色超小的

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你這是在打擊我

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你就不能為我高興嗎？

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拜託

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愛是狗屁，拉法

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就像一大坨狗屎，這麼大，懂嗎？

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看看你

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你娶了一個好女人

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但你更愛老二

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不好意思，我是直男

149
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啊？是喔，好

150
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隨他說

151
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哈囉，我是克拉拉

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新娘的朋友

153
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我是桑提，新郎的朋友

154
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你好嗎，克拉拉？

155
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你也是超虔誠天主教徒嗎？

156
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不，完全不是

157
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瑪莉瑪以前也不是
她高中時搶過我男友

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我懂

159
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聽說她以前有點那個，對吧？

160
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直到上帝啟蒙她

161
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-你是單獨來的？
-沒錯，怎麼了？

162
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想去廁所打炮嗎？

163
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聽著，謝謝你，克拉拉

164
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很榮幸你想找我…

165
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但知道嗎？我受夠空虛的關係了

166
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不，不涉及關係，只是打炮

167
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你也這樣？你們是怎麼了？拜託

168
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恭喜，兒子

169
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看到你站在聖壇感覺好怪

170
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謝了，爸

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從你首次聖餐禮後，這或許是頭一次

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非常沒必要，但非常美好

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海鮮沙拉很好吃

174
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謝了，媽

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新娘也貌美如花

176
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我們什麼時候要約在浪蕩俱樂部？

177
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她非常虔誠

178
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這跟虔不虔誠有什麼關係？

179
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我們要去跳舞了

180
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-來吧
-噢

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恭喜，瑪莉瑪

182
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典禮很美好

183
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你也美極了

184
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我怎麼會沒愛上你，路易斯？

185
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-啊？
-這樣一切都會容易許多

186
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這種事很難說

187
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人生充滿意外

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-充滿意外？
-啊？

189
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你不是在生我的氣嗎？

190
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現在是，我現在非常氣

191
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抱歉

192
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-待會見
-可以談談嗎？

193
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我們也該談，畢竟我們結婚了

194
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我喝了三杯香檳，就為了跟你談

195
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如果你還需要喝，我們可以等

196
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勞爾，木已成舟

197
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我們結婚了

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對，別擔心

199
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我們一回家，我就把影片刪掉

200
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我已經刪了，但我刪不掉腦中的畫面

201
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好

202
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但你最終…會重新信任我的

203
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我不認為，幸好我也不需要

204
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我必須相信上帝

205
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真美好

206
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現在開四公分

207
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-才4公分？
-4.5公分

208
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噢，我手機沒電了

209
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我沒辦法繼續下去了，真的

210
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你的身體知道如何生產

211
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你的寶寶知道如何出生

212
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你說什麼？

213
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不知道，我也很緊張

214
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是喔，真可憐

215
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你看，有個很愛你的人想跟你說話

216
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但我只是要提醒你

217
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這是你想要的，你做得很好…

218
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這白痴在說什麼？

219
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她這輩子沒他媽生過小孩

220
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來吧，來用皮拉提斯軟球

221
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-維吉妮亞
-待會入口見？

222
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我們快到了

223
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不，我還在家，丹妮拉還在生

224
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真可惜，你趕不到了

225
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別擔心，我會介紹影集

226
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你做得很好

227
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嘿，恭喜

228
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-歡迎成為已婚人士
-你們要走了？

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-路易斯
-怎樣？

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00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,480
你是我最好的朋友
又對瑪莉瑪懷有柏拉圖式愛情

231
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-閉嘴
-路易斯，我去車上等

232
00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,360
動作快，不然我走了

233
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,720
佩羅要當爸爸了，你呢？

234
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,320
艾絲特堅持要去
《大男人主義》首映會

235
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,320
裡面又沒有她

236
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,160
你還沒跟她說？

237
00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:21,720
對，我現在也不打算說

238
00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:23,240
-路易斯
-來了

239
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,760
-老兄
-那桑提…

240
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:32,360
天主，請保佑
你慷慨贈予我們的古柯鹼

241
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,640
-阿們
-阿們

242
00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,720
神父，我對愛失去信心了

243
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,240
沒關係，別失去對上帝的信仰就好

244
00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,960
不，我從未信仰上帝

245
00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,320
但我現在覺得內心很空虛

246
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,960
沒有希望，說點什麼吧，神父

247
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,080
別庸人自擾了，小子

248
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,680
去跳舞吧

249
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,440
連神父都不想跟我產生連結

250
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,160
快開六公分了

251
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,240
我想打無痛分娩

252
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,680
你做得很好

253
00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,480
產程已經超過一半了

254
00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,720
我真不懂，我一下就生出來了

255
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,280
你被開除了

256
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,120
還有你，別錄了，該死

257
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,600
但老姊，配點音樂的話
這畫面會很棒耶

258
00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:19,840
丹妮拉

259
00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,200
我出去一下

260
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:23,200
什麼？你要去那該死的首映會？

261
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,600
只是去介紹影集，不久留

262
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:26,600
我一小時內回來

263
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,200
別擔心，你的時間很充裕

264
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:30,120
我還會繼續這樣一小時？

265
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,840
親愛的，你得開十公分才能開始推

266
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,840
給我讓開，還有你
萬一我要去醫院剖腹怎麼辦？

267
00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,120
那樣你會錯過生產
你兒子永遠不會原諒你

268
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,080
我說了我馬上回來

269
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,560
混蛋，我恨你

270
00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,160
很好，發洩一下

271
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,560
操你媽的混蛋

272
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,480
你可以的

273
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:52,000
就想著你要跟你的畢生摯愛見面了

274
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,520
操你媽的，幹

275
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,000
老姊，別再亂罵了

276
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,360
快走啊，幹

277
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,040
所有的事就非得他媽擠在同一天

278
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,520
往左邊一點

279
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,600
我愛你，路易斯，我什麼都原諒你

280
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:19,600
這有劃位嗎？

281
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,600
我們問問那邊

282
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:23,200
不，等等，我得去讓媒體拍照

283
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960
不是名人才要嗎？

284
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,800
路易斯，你也該轉換思維了

285
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,480
我該站你旁邊嗎？

286
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,040
不，你可以幫我拿包包

287
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,560
你們是誰？

288
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,880
我是艾絲特阿隆索，有演第七集

289
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,840
接下來是演員艾絲特阿隆索

290
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,920
抱歉

291
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,560
艾絲特在擺姿勢？

292
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,080
你沒告訴她戲裡沒有她嗎？

293
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,480
我找不到對的時機，你來告訴她

294
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,720
最好是

295
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,760
佩羅，你當爸爸了嗎？

296
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,280
孩子還沒出生

297
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,600
自然產會久一點

298
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,240
這是米格爾，我老公

299
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,360
他是精神科醫生
也是非語言溝通專家

300
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,600
幸會，米格爾

301
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,160
嘿

302
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,400
我在第七集演一個快醉的女人

303
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,080
下一季會變成常規角色

304
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,880
所以已經確定會有第二季了？

305
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,400
沒錯…

306
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,200
想知道我穿哪個品牌的小禮服嗎？

307
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,120
你想說可以說

308
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,040
奧斯卡獎的記者都會這樣問

309
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,680
我已經微醺了，跟我的角色一樣

310
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,440
我們從一場婚禮過來，已經喝了幾杯

311
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,680
走吧，親愛的，要開始了

312
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,040
回頭見，晚安

313
00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,080
好

314
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:49,080
好了，親愛的，走吧

315
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:50,400
謝謝各位蒞臨

316
00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,680
歡迎來到《大男人主義》首映會

317
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,360
這部戲探討新舊男子氣概

318
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:59,000
以女性和女性主義觀點來說故事

319
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,600
除了創作人佩羅雅吉拉之外

320
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:05,080
他是教科書級的沙豬，先請他說幾句

321
00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,440
謝謝你，維吉妮亞

322
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,840
我對這部戲很興奮，希望它成功

323
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:15,320
畢竟我差點為此賠上友誼

324
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,680
任何對待會的劇情有共鳴的人

325
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,080
都該重新思考你的人生

326
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,960
今晚12點之後，就可以在家收看全劇

327
00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,080
敬請觀賞

328
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,560
謝謝

329
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:29,320
（《大男人主義》）

330
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,560
-我得走了
-不留下來看觀眾的反應嗎？

331
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,280
維吉妮亞，我要當爸爸了

332
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,360
這部戲也是你的孩子啊

333
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,840
你可能就是在氣這件事

334
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,400
情況如何？有開更多嗎？

335
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,400
沒有，還是六公分，我都懶得錄影了

336
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,280
好，謝了

337
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,680
別再煩我了

338
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,320
你可以解構三明治，但休想解構…

339
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,720
嘿，小子…

340
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,320
你剛才給我的東西是什麼？

341
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,200
-特殊K他命
-就是那個，太他媽讚了

342
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,800
超他媽讚

343
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,560
我的手臂看起來超長

344
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,280
-老兄，你還好嗎？
-很好

345
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,160
我找到解決所有問題的辦法了

346
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,080
就是嗑藥

347
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,240
什麼？他們給了你什麼？

348
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,240
聽著，勞爾，你就是個該死的沙豬

349
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,480
這場婚禮是你有史以來最爛的點子

350
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,560
但我愛你

351
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,200
-我愛你，媽的
-我也愛你，桑提

352
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:39,080
但我一團糟，老兄

353
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,680
神父，你好嗎？

354
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,520
該死，桑提，跟我去告解吧

355
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,240
都是些什麼爛朋友啊

356
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,440
怎麼樣？

357
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,880
已婚是什麼感覺？

358
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,160
我要去睡了

359
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,120
這麼快？

360
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,040
你來幹嘛？

361
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,080
你給了我訊號

362
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,080
我沒有給你任何訊號，拉法

363
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,800
別煩我，我沒心情

364
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:11,640
那正好啊

365
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,640
你死黨都走了，所以…

366
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:15,600
想聊聊嗎？

367
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,840
拉法，我覺得我做錯了

368
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,000
不只是覺得，我知道我做錯了

369
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,680
都說出來吧，告訴我一切

370
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,800
你在幹嘛？

371
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,760
我結婚了，不想做不該做的事

372
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,240
在洞房之前，都不算已婚

373
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,160
是嗎？

374
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,480
艾德莉安娜，有看到我老公嗎？

375
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,360
沒有，我也找不到我老公

376
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,160
抱歉，兩位有看到你們的兒子嗎？

377
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:50,240
他去睡了

378
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,600
這麼快？他真無聊

379
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,440
對啊，他從小就這樣

380
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:01,800
我一直想像我是跟露絲結婚

381
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:07,360
對了，你今天能幫我吹吧？

382
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,320
不，拉法

383
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,920
我們的關係就這樣了

384
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,240
你不喜歡就拉倒

385
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,640
好吧，慢慢來

386
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,560
繼續

387
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,520
懂我為什麼不邀他了吧？

388
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,400
給我停，該死

389
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,600
你知道我們需要什麼嗎？

390
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,520
一個同志朋友

391
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,480
怎樣？

392
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,440
恭喜，親愛的，很成功

393
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
你懷疑過？

394
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,320
該死，快動啊

395
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,720
該死的格蘭大道

396
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,200
我回來了

397
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,920
丹妮拉？

398
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,000
她走了

399
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,040
什麼意思？

400
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:34,840
奧蘿拉？

401
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,720
-怎麼回事？
-她一直停留在六公分

402
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,440
醫生要幫她剖腹了

403
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,400
操你…

404
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,440
我還以為大自然很有智慧呢

405
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,280
她累壞了，去幫她加油吧

406
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,000
“你的身體知道…”，全是屁話

407
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,360
你們切開我了嗎？

408
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,400
這感覺很怪

409
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,040
嗨，情況如何？我是爸爸

410
00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,960
-佩羅
-我在

411
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,080
坐這裡

412
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,080
就快好了，丹妮拉

413
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,280
我覺得很暈

414
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,240
這樣正常嗎？

415
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560
應該吧

416
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,600
是嗎？

417
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,280
但…他渾身藍色

418
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,320
不，你抱他…

419
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,680
他來了

420
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:33,560
我看看

421
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,480
小心

422
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,920
讚美上帝

423
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,200
榮耀歸於你，天主

424
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,960
怎麼樣？人生的問題有沒有少一點？

425
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,280
該死

426
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,320
我差這麼一點就要變成信徒了，神父

427
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,520
非常好，小子

428
00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,680
他還留了一半

429
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,920
這年頭的小夥子

430
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,080
-嘿，你去哪了？
-去尿尿

431
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,920
嘿，克拉拉，過來

432
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,920
我開始覺得快速打一炮不是壞事

433
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,280
我已經跟一個侍者約好他下班見了

434
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,560
可憐的傢伙，他到時一定累壞了

435
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,560
啊

436
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,960
-來吧
-在這間？

437
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,000
誰管啊？

438
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:32,840
該死

439
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:35,760
幹

440
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,160
等等…

441
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,800
等等…

442
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320
那是什麼？

443
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,360
-精油？
-助興劑，試試

444
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,600
聽起來很耳熟

445
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,640
-靠
-快點

446
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,360
快點，過來

447
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,440
快點

448
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,800
天啊

449
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,200
瑪莉瑪有點難過

450
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,760
我覺得我不是非常好的基督徒

451
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,160
但你現在結婚了

452
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,160
你早該想到這點的

453
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,600
神父，你還好嗎？

454
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,600
好得不得了

455
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:19,240
救護車，快叫救護車…

456
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,160
我跟他去，他一個人來的，很可憐

457
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,360
我們還是需要談談

458
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,400
對，當然了

459
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,320
謝了，兄弟，你是真朋友

460
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:42,200
他不會有事吧？

461
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,120
是的

462
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,400
我超他媽緊張的

463
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,440
很晚了

464
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,560
不如明天再看吧？

465
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,240
就是這個，第七集，快坐下，親愛的

466
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,520
我先快轉到那裡，然後再整集看

467
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,720
你開心就好

468
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,160
來了，我的戲分來了

469
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,920
我要播放了

470
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,800
珊卓拉？沒錯

471
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,720
抱歉，我的車出了問題

472
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:21,680
別擔心

473
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,360
我快醉了

474
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,840
但這樣剛剛好

475
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,200
每個人看起來都比實際上更辣

476
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,200
怎麼了？

477
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,360
好吧，呃…

478
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,400
你還問我？

479
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,880
-他們找了別人演
-你很辣

480
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,880
是嗎？這可不太好

481
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,480
那些該死的混蛋

482
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,160
孩子們睡了，拜託

483
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,200
你要去哪？

484
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,120
去找佩羅

485
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,000
別煩他，他剛當爸爸

486
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,160
對，我要去恭喜他

487
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,560
你吸了什麼？

488
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,960
不知道

489
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,240
你的婚禮上怎麼那麼多毒品？

490
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,000
我的婚禮？所有婚禮都這樣

491
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,360
-桑提亞哥？
-啊？

492
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,720
-還好嗎？
-還好

493
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,640
我是里昂醫生，住院精神科醫生
可以聊聊嗎？

494
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,520
我沒說要找精神科醫生

495
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,600
這是接到自殺未遂病患的標準流程

496
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,720
什麼？不，我沒有要自殺

497
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,520
你混合攝取了酒精

498
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,640
古柯鹼、K他命和助興劑

499
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,040
-老兄
-你覺得呢？

500
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,880
都是那癮君子神父的錯

501
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,920
是他慫恿我吸的

502
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,880
我沒事，非常好

503
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,680
我熱愛生活

504
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,520
好吧，我不熱愛，我容忍生活

505
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,600
他沒有

506
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,520
從他的女權納粹炮友離開他後

507
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,040
-他就一團糟
-爸

508
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,080
什麼？你告訴我家人？

509
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,400
醫生，他怎麼樣？

510
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,400
他還活著真是奇蹟

511
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,720
他吸食多種毒品…

512
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,760
知道我們多擔心嗎？

513
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,320
你還有女兒和前妻要養

514
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,920
我去找佩羅

515
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,640
我待會再來

516
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:56,280
幹

517
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,200
我差點因為一個
根本不在乎我的女人喪命

518
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,520
至少你意識到了，這是進步

519
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,800
對啊，結束了

520
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,560
我放下艾琳了

521
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,640
你確定？

522
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:09,680
我發誓

523
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,880
怎樣？發生什麼事了？

524
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,280
這個寄來了

525
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,840
我看看

526
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,520
（《男性圈》）

527
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,960
（獻給桑提）

528
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,520
哈囉

529
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,800
我是丹妮拉，你媽媽，很高興認識你

530
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,920
我會非常愛你

531
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,880
我會把你寵壞

532
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,040
你想叫什麼名字？

533
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,720
你想叫什麼名字？

534
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,720
哈囉

535
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,880
佩羅…

536
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,520
路易斯，我當爸爸了

537
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,360
沒時間了，艾絲特在停車

538
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,760
她氣炸了

539
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,360
跟她說你不知情，好嗎？

540
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,160
就說是你上司剪掉的

541
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,200
說她欠別人人情…

542
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,400
你竟然想在今天讓我背黑鍋？

543
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,720
-佩羅，恭喜
-你怎麼來了？

544
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,520
今晚可是你的新婚之夜

545
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,080
瑪莉瑪一定在等你

546
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,640
她抓到拉法在幫我…

547
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,440
又來？拜託，老兄

548
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,800
-誰是拉法？
-他愛吸屌的結婚證人

549
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:36,760
都是你的錯，你讓我失望了

550
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,440
這是給丹妮拉的

551
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,160
-你有生小孩嗎？
-沒有

552
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,120
-露絲
-哈囉

553
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,640
你怎麼來了？

554
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,960
來看丹妮拉，她當媽媽了

555
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,280
你的婚禮如何？

556
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,480
很好

557
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,280
非常傳統，你去會無聊的

558
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,480
你的順利嗎？

559
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,800
不，我不結婚了

560
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,320
-什麼？
-暫時不結

561
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,280
我們要推遲到熱戀期後

562
00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,640
這樣比較客觀

563
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,360
該死，露絲，你該告訴我的

564
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,560
瑪莉瑪

565
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,080
你到底要不要回來？

566
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,360
要，我在路上了

567
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,040
好了，快去洞房之類的吧

568
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,440
佩羅

569
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,680
艾絲特，謝謝你來

570
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:28,040
我怎麼沒在影集裡？

571
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,320
啊？最後一刻被剪掉了

572
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,360
-我上司有點…
-你沒在裡面？

573
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,280
換成其他人演了

574
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:37,080
虧我告訴所有人
我演了《大男人主義》

575
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,160
我在IG上發了四篇貼文

576
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,880
還有天曉得多少限動

577
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,120
艾絲特，你只有四百個追蹤者

578
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,720
但那可以坐滿一個戲院了

579
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,000
幹，我像個傻子一樣

580
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:53,360
你知道？

581
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,520
啊？

582
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,240
沒有…我不知道

583
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,440
路易斯

584
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,360
怎樣？

585
00:26:58,440 --> 00:26:59,400
你知道？

586
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,040
因為你看起來好開心…

587
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,240
艾絲特

588
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,040
艾絲特

589
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,840
這壽司看起來好好吃喔

590
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,080
這是給丹妮拉的

591
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:41,880
你還醒著

592
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,440
我在等你

593
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,000
嗯

594
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,480
我明白你有點難過

595
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,680
有點難過？

596
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,280
我從五歲起就在夢想我的大喜之日

597
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,400
沒有半個版本裡有結婚證人

598
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,520
在蜜月套房幫我老公吹的畫面

599
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,160
對，畢竟…

600
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,480
誰會在五歲時想到那個？

601
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,800
但隨著時間過去，你會發現

602
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,040
到最後，那種趣事才是最搞笑的

603
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,120
過段時間就會了

604
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,320
我不會覺得那好笑

605
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,080
我也不會

606
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,520
呃…不知道

607
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,320
我們要怎麼辦？

608
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,760
勞爾，你是我丈夫

609
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,880
對，但有很多畫面

610
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,600
你都必須從腦中抹掉…

611
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,360
我不曉得這問題能不能解決

612
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,960
你非常病態

613
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,560
但我是你太太

614
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,240
我們會在上帝幫助下度過難關的

615
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,440
哈囉，羅莎，你好嗎？

616
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,400
艾絲特呢？

617
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,000
不知道

618
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,440
她不跟我說話

619
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,960
我們可以約改天

620
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,120
不，跟人聊聊對我有好處

621
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,120
好的

622
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,000
你好嗎？

623
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,200
不太好

624
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,240
我睡沙發兩天了

625
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,000
我爸媽住在客房

626
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,040
我們本來要翻新他們的房子好賣掉

627
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,520
但現在要留下，因為他們和好了

628
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,960
-不會吧
-是的

629
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,520
到最後，愛戰勝了一切

630
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,240
這跟我媽中風也有關係

631
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,480
我爸為她做飯

632
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,920
燙衣服、幫她洗澡

633
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,080
採買雜貨

634
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,040
現在他解構了

635
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,600
誰想得到？

636
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,120
他不再是我孩子的壞榜樣

637
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,840
伊莉絲也不再想變成男孩

638
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,160
她發現，我們很幸運生活在一個

639
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:53,920
女性劣勢越來越減少的社會

640
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,760
另一方面

641
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,720
我們男人則發現情況越來越艱困

642
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,560
為什麼這麼說？

643
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:05,200
你們女人得到賦權，這樣很好

644
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,040
-謝謝
-謝謝

645
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,240
-但…
-哈囉

646
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,040
你們參考的形象是得到賦權的男性

647
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:14,800
這就很糟了

648
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,080
以前是我們男人逃避承諾

649
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,080
現在換你們女人把墜入愛河視為弱點

650
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,680
我的意思是，我們依然需要建立關係

651
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,200
但再也不知道怎麼做了

652
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,360
-繼續當朋友？
-嗯，朋友

653
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,920
但很清楚的是，你們不再需要我們

654
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,880
就是這樣

655
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,880
總之，我依然相信愛情

656
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,720
人們還是會結婚，這肯定有原因

657
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,000
我們想要自由

658
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,800
但當我們有了自由…

659
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,480
又不知道拿它怎麼辦才好

660
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,840
所以我能怎麼幫你？

661
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,680
打給艾絲特

662
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:15,840
看她會不會接

663
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,920
他有名字了嗎？

664
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,440
我們還在商量

665
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,600
小心，那有期限

666
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,920
如果你們錯過，法官會幫他取名嗎？

667
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,320
別問我

668
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,720
我三天沒睡了

669
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:34,400
這還只是開始

670
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,280
天啊，牠拉屎了

671
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,840
十年前

672
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,880
你們能想到我們變成這樣嗎？

673
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,320
我過得還不賴啊

674
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,440
你滿意你解構的人生嗎？

675
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,440
那你滿意你的父權人生嗎？

676
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,160
解決問題的方法是什麼？

677
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,400
也許沒有

678
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,720
別哭…

679
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,400
先走了，吃奶時間到

680
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,960
嗯，我也要去接孩子了

681
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,120
我要去彌撒

682
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,840
來個直男拍？

683
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,360
我就在這裡看書，美好愜意

684
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,640
桑提，燒了那玩意，少可悲了

685
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,280
可悲？有幾本書是獻給你的？

686
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,560
輸家

687
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,560
混蛋

688
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,880
幹，賽巴斯，好巧啊

689
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:35,880
靠

690
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,640
你好嗎？你的狗呢？

691
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,400
那不是我的狗，媽的

692
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,800
等等，你要去哪？賽巴斯

693
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,720
賽巴斯

694
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:55,720
賽巴斯

695
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,920
賽巴斯

696
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,480
你真淘氣，是吧？

697
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:08,560
賽巴斯

698
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:19,920
賽巴斯

699
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:26,720
賽巴斯

700
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