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-So?
-No.
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What do you mean, a gay friend?
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What we need is a more sensitive guy.
Someone with a different point of view.
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If we had a gay guy in our group,
we'd pick up some of their good traits.
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-Or their bad ones.
-Evolve, would ya, huh?
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Bromosexuality is really all the rage now.
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Do what?
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The friendship
between someone gay and a hetero.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. You did your homework.
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And you're not gay, are you?
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Why would I be gay?
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We did wonder a few times, hmm?
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Seriously? You talk behind my back?
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-We do that to everyone. Relax.
-Hey, that's what chicks do. See?
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We don't need gay friends.
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But why would you all think I'm gay?
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Fine then, I'll go.
You don't screw your wife anymore.
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I do screw her!
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But just because I don't spend
all day thinking about it doesn't--
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Yeah, but you often wear
kinda weird dress shirts.
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Me? But what's he wearing?
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These aren't weird. High-class.
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And you never make crude comments.
You never talk about ass or tits.
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Because I think it's disrespectful.
Women aren't just pieces of meat.
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And how do you think women talk?
You ever heard them talking about us?
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When Esther gets with her sister,
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they talk about how we're all idiots,
not that I'm gay.
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Okay, okay, fine.
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So still gotta go out and find one.
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Ah, this again.
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Good morning.
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Good morning. Mmm!
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I love the smell of that coffee.
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How was it last night?
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-Good. Very good. And you?
-Mm.
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Mmm. It was so great.
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But I… I just got home now.
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But look,
I haven't even changed yet.
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Oh, yeah? Go on, go on.
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-You sure?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Hmm.
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I went to this cool club
that my buddy recommended.
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There were tons of gorgeous chicks,
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and I ordered a… a drink at the bar.
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And all of a sudden,
I saw this super hot girl,
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and she started,
like, giving me the eye. Totally.
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So this girl, her name was Miriam.
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Uh, she came up to me,
and we started making out.
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Just like that, no intro.
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You're serious?
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-How naughty. Did she turn you on?
-So much, yeah.
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-Oh, wow.
-And she had these enormous tits, yeah.
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-Mmm.
-And great ass too.
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And dark complexion. Man, she was sexy.
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Yes. Yes!
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What did you do to her?
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I sucked on her tits
'cause they were right there.
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-Mmm!
-At the bar?
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No, no, we went to the bathroom.
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-Oh.
-Yeah, we were so turned on.
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And what'd she do?
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Enjoy it. What else would we do? Mmm!
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And then?
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Tsk. Hey, go on. Don't stop now.
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Uh, uh, uh… I put it in.
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-Why wait longer?
-Oh, yeah? So quick though.
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Uh, no.
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-Before that I went down on her a little.
-Wow.
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She had a little strip
of pubic hair down there.
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-Mmm!
-All soft.
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And light blonde. Mmm!
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Light blonde hair?
I thought she was darker.
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Uh, well, I thought she was dark-skinned
because of the lighting,
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but she was just tan from skiing.
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-Raúl, you're not making this up, are you?
-No, no, no, no.
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What was her name again?
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-María.
-Miriam.
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M… Miriam María.
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She was Dominican, and they all have
two first names, you know.
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No, it doesn't work like that.
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Stop making up sleazy stories.
They don't turn me on at all.
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-But I didn't screw anyone.
-This isn't what we both agreed to.
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Hey, wait a minute. You're pissed
because I didn't sleep with anyone?
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Because you lied.
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Which is exactly
what we're trying to avoid. Damn it!
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I'm not in the mood now, just so you know.
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I don't get it.
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Don't let the mirror
decide your age. You decide.
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And for a super affordable price
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with the Sensi Soft Skin Care range
of products.
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It has everything I need
to keep my skin hydrated,
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firm, and supple.
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EMPLOYMENT OFFICE
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Good morning.
I'm here to file unemployment.
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Which benefits do you want?
Unemployment benefits? Contributory?
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Uh, I don't know.
Just what you get when you…
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Have you contributed
160 days or more in the last six years?
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Yes, yes, of course, yes.
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-So then, contributory.
-Oh.
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Got your documentation?
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Your ID, family records,
printed application form,
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and business certificate.
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Yeah, I think it's all here.
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Unemployment card?
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What?
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Your registration as a jobseeker.
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But you… won't I get that from you?
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No, no, no. You have to apply
through your regional government.
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-Why don't they tell us?
-Why didn't you inform us?
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You could make this easier for people.
No one comes here because they want to.
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Look, without an unemployment card,
I can't register your benefits now.
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Listen, I got fired
after 12 productive years
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as a senior executive
in a leading business
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in the audiovisual sector.
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It's been rough, okay?
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It's been really rough.
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-You wanna hear my life story?
-No, of course not. What do you know?
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You civil servants
don't have that problem.
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You just sit here on your fat lazy asses
and suck the government's tits dry.
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Excuse me.
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What did you just say?
He just called me a fat-ass!
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-Yes, honey?
-Where are you?
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Running some errands. And you?
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Leaving the salon. Don't forget you've got
your hydrocele appointment at one, okay?
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I was thinking about whether it's
really even worth getting operated on.
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Come on,
you really have to get this fixed.
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It doesn't really bother me though.
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Rubén said it only takes a few seconds
and it doesn't hurt at all.
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Go on. There, there, there. That's it.
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That son of a bitch.
Yeah, right, "it doesn't hurt at all."
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Okay, let's get you
to the sofa, honey, okay?
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Sir, what happened to you?
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-They operated on his scrotum.
-Oh, Mary Mother of God!
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Daniela, please, no need
to share the details with her.
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-Good, right there.
-I'm fine. I really am.
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Patri, you take care of him.
I've gotta go.
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Where are you going?
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To a store opening with Cynthia.
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We just have to post a few stories
to get all these free clothes.
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Okay, then. Have fun, enjoy.
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I'll tell you later.
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Wow, I LOLed at that stupid chick
seeing her boyfriend with the other girl.
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Go check out her TikTok.
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Sweetie, there are some excellent
documentaries on channel two.
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Why do you watch this garbage?
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What's channel two?
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Whatever.
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-Dad, just one thing.
-No, let me get some rest, please.
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Really, I need a break from Tinder.
I'm so worn out. I swear.
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Just wanted to borrow money.
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But okay, relax.
I'll go reschedule your date with Tamara.
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Tamara?
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Yes, or with Julia
or Noelia or Mari Jose.
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Today you got three matches.
Thursdays…
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-Awesome.
-I don't know, honey.
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It's just… it's all just so impersonal,
don't you think?
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And too easy, you know?
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Well, you're the first guy I know
for whom easiness was a problem.
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It's like buying pre-shelled pistachios.
It's like, there's no point, you know?
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Warning. Objectifying remark.
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-Hmm?
-What happened to conquest, huh?
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And to… to seduction, what about that?
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When have you ever seduced anyone?
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Santiago, go and live a little.
This is your time right now.
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When do you plan
on going back to your mother's?
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I don't know if it's a midlife crisis,
the Covid vaccine,
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the 5G, or global warming,
but I'm not doing great, girl.
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I feel bad. Very bad.
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I regret it. I do.
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-But I'd fuck him now if I could.
-Well, then you don't regret it.
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Yes, one side of my brain, yeah.
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The other is like, "Call Guillermo.
Guillermo this, Guillermo that."
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Oh, it's amazing how a good fuck
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really changes
the way you feel about a guy, right?
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I can't live like this, girl.
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Because his dick's in my head now.
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My marriage is dead. This is the proof.
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I have to end it with Luis.
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What? Because of one fuck?
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But I don't do this kind of thing.
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My most daring thing
is battling cellulitis.
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Don't be so dramatic.
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And most importantly, don't be stupid.
You have a family.
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Don't decide now.
The dopamine's coursing through you.
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I need a real drink, not this melted ice.
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And look, these accidents
revitalize sex with your partner.
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Still not fucking?
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Married for 12 years, two children,
two mother-in-laws, and one mortgage?
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Come on, it would be a miracle.
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It takes guts to cheat on someone.
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If you can handle it, then perfect.
You've already got a lover.
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And, hey, it can be good
to switch up your routine.
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But if the guilt is gonna eat you up
and make you miserable,
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well, then forget it.
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It is eating me up.
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But you've stopped going to the gym,
didn't you?
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And I just renewed my gym card.
Shame to waste it.
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You got your money's worth, huh?
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-Not going out?
-Me?
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Two days in a row?
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No way, man.
No, I feel like staying here and chilling.
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-Well, I'll stay in with you.
-Hey, no. Hey, no, you go out, my love.
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Think I'd leave you alone?
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-But don't you have a date?
-Yeah, but I'll call and cancel now.
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-No way, no way. You go out and have fun.
-Mmm.
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Go on.
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Okay, okay. Mm.
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Then tell me about it.
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Obsessed with me telling her, my God.
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Don't want any complaints, okay?
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How many teenagers
make dinner for their father?
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Hey, honey.
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-We can't keep eating like this.
-You can't, no. But I don't get fat.
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-What's up, dude?
-Hey.
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Hey, you look bored. Let's go to the bar.
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Oh, now? No. I'm eating with my daughter,
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who has very lovingly cooked us
a frozen pizza tonight.
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Okay. Well, let's have a bite first
and then go out.
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You're serious? I canceled Tamara,
and you go out with him?
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Who's Tamara?
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Oh, no, no.
I don't wanna go out, man, really.
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Okay, then. Movie time. What's on now?
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No. No fucking way.
Go on, get out. See you later. Let's go.
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-I won't be back late, okay? C'mon.
-Mm-hmm.
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Don't negotiate. It's your house, man.
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Oh, well.
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But come on,
look at this one. It's awesome.
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My psychologist says the same thing.
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Salud! Toodles. Mwah!
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Hey, what's up, dude?
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Hey, what's up? Wanna get a drink?
Santi begged me to go out.
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-What are you saying?
-I'll pass. I'm settled in for the night.
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-Don't say we didn't invite you.
-Are we on the courts in the morning?
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This guy says eight
'cause he has to put in some laundry.
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Luis prefers seven, or Esther will yell
at him for not making dinner for the kids.
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-So you pick.
-Hey, do your laundry on Sunday, dude.
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It's much cheaper.
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All right, seven then. Suck it.
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-Are you able to play?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
241
00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,640
-I'm referring to your balls.
-Go on, have fun, bitches.
242
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,760
-Patriarchal comment!
-Fuck off.
243
00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,160
Hello.
244
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,120
How are you, my love?
245
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,840
Tell Rubén, "not very painful, my ass."
246
00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,880
It's as if I had a pit bull chomping
on me down there.
247
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,840
-Ow! Oh. Mm.
-Mm.
248
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,000
-You been drinking?
-Champagne.
249
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,840
So I'd fit in.
Take these off me, please.
250
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,920
So, the job wasn't so boring, huh?
251
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,000
Well, look. I just met this coach.
252
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,000
Super interesting. What was her name?
253
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,640
Mónica.
Why don't you call her, huh?
254
00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,640
You've got the time.
It'll be good for you.
255
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,240
-I'm doing fine. I'm reinventing myself.
-Hmm.
256
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,560
-Do I look bad?
-I'm gonna make something to eat.
257
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,480
I'm hungry.
258
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:17,520
I haven't eaten anything 'cause I didn't
want something stuck between my teeth.
259
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,120
Would you like me to make you dinner?
260
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,920
Well, Patri,
I wanna eat something.
261
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,240
I don't know what though.
262
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,360
How about…
263
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:25,440
Ugh.
264
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,520
Mortadella with olives, Patri?
265
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,840
It was two for one.
266
00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,560
But have we ever eaten this here?
267
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:34,080
Your husband told me
to take advantage of the deals.
268
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:38,240
Mm, yes, okay, but things that are…
doesn't matter. I'll go order something.
269
00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:39,360
Miss.
270
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:43,040
If money's an issue,
I don't wanna be a burden.
271
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,760
No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Money isn't an issue, okay?
272
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,640
No, you're not going anywhere, my dear.
273
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,400
Be the last thing I needed.
274
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,200
Don't you worry. Just relax.
275
00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:54,400
If I had to,
I'd prostitute myself just to pay you.
276
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,400
Oh,
that's so incredibly nice of you. Oh!
277
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,760
Hmm.
278
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,840
She took the mortadella.
279
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,080
Hey, were you waiting for someone?
280
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,440
-Well, we're right here.
-So you're not back with Luz?
281
00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,760
And what does flirting
have to do with love?
282
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,160
Fuck. Check her out.
283
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,360
Huh?
284
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,040
-Who?
-The one in red.
285
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,960
Hmm. She's cute.
286
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,480
She's smoking. Go talk to her.
287
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,360
That's ridiculous. No.
288
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,800
-Didn't you notice?
-Huh?
289
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,280
She brushed you in passing.
290
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,960
She was just crossing over to the bar.
291
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,800
Hey, if you like her,
go and talk to her. Go say hi.
292
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,160
No way. Don't wanna bother her.
293
00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:33,880
Bothering her? It's why they're here.
294
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,360
I came to have a drink with you.
295
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,560
And besides, today's my day off
from all those dumb Tinder dates, man, so…
296
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,800
-Look, forget it, I'll go.
-I said no, no, no. Hey, no, Raúl!
297
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,640
God damn.
298
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,880
Ulises, put your pajamas on.
299
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,120
-I'm not telling you again.
-Take his console.
300
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,440
Only thing that works now.
301
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,680
Do you love me more
'cause I don't do bad things?
302
00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,320
No, we love you both the same.
303
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,440
-But that's not fair.
-Love is very strange, darling.
304
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,920
-Come on. Here.
-Hang on, give me your slippers.
305
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,400
They're bathed and in bed
by 21:32.
306
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,920
It's later every day.
307
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,080
Let's see
what that idiot posted today.
308
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,720
-Why are you so obsessed with Daniela?
-I'm not. I meant it affectionately.
309
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:18,920
Today I'm going to talk to you
about the new Fresh Excess chewing gum.
310
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,080
With fluoride and sugar-free…
311
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,800
-Do you think I look gay?
-What? No.
312
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:25,920
Hmm.
313
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,840
-Why?
-No, the guys were talking about it.
314
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,880
And I found it funny.
315
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,640
-They think I look gay. What about you?
-Trying to tell me something?
316
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,280
What? No, no, it's that damn Raúl.
He just loves messing with everyone.
317
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,640
At first, I'd be shocked,
but not that surprised.
318
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,440
What do you mean not surprised?
319
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,000
On one hand, my whole entire marriage
would have been a lie,
320
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,640
but on the other,
it would explain what's wrong with us now.
321
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,960
-And what's wrong with us now?
-What?
322
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,720
-Are you trying to tell me something?
-No.
323
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,800
No, no. It's you.
324
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,000
You're asking me
all these weird questions.
325
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,760
So you'd be relieved if I were gay?
326
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,920
Listen,
let's just go to sleep
327
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,800
'cause this is getting out of hand.
328
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,800
-Esther, I'm not homosexual.
-Okay, okay.
329
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,560
And I'm ready
to prove it to you right now.
330
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:21,920
Uh, Luis, just… I don't feel like it
right now, to be honest.
331
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:25,720
Okay, don't want you to have any doubts.
332
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,400
Mine or yours?
333
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,080
Hey, if we're gonna continue this way,
334
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,400
let me know, and I'll stop
injecting testosterone.
335
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,840
What do you mean, testosterone?
336
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:37,040
You need to inject stuff
in order to fuck me now?
337
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,040
-No.
-And why didn't you tell me this?
338
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,520
To surprise you, but you won't let me.
339
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,840
Are you paying for it
through insurance or privately?
340
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,440
Because it must cost a lot.
341
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,680
Seriously?
That's what you're worried about?
342
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,760
I'D FUCK YOU RIGHT NOW!
343
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,560
What?
344
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,440
-Dude, what are you doing?
-Huh?
345
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,240
-Hey!
-Santi, meet Eugenia.
346
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,080
-Hi, hello.
-Nice to meet you. Pleasure.
347
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,480
It's just, uh, I…
I was going to the restroom,
348
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:17,560
but then this great tune came on,
so I stopped and…
349
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:18,480
-Hey.!
-Sure.
350
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,960
He loves dancing, this guy.
351
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,920
Wow. The jam, right?
352
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,160
OKAY, HON. ENJOY YOUR NIGHT
353
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,360
I know. Didn't know where to hide.
354
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,920
That was the second time,
the third, and then they--
355
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,880
-Wanna head out?
-Yes, I'm gonna see her back to her place.
356
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,560
-I'll drive you.
-No, we'll get a taxi.
357
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,960
-No, no way. I'll drop you off.
-No, you… no…
358
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,160
This is me here.
359
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,640
-Mm-hmm.
-Now you know where I live.
360
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,480
Well, very nice. Great place, huh?
361
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,840
It's insured against fires, just in case.
362
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,040
-Thank you so much for getting me home.
-Come on.
363
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,520
You're such a gentleman.
There aren't many of those.
364
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,760
We're going extinct like the brontosaurus.
365
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,880
Uh…
366
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,680
Hey, I'm here.
367
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,240
I left my keys with that snobby valet
from the club next door.
368
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,920
Uh, okay, have a good night.
369
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,760
-Uh, you get some rest, Eugenia.
-Yeah, yeah.
370
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,760
-Seriously?
-You let her get away, man.
371
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,480
No, she didn't get away.
I like to take things slowly.
372
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,880
-Cigarette?
-No, thank you.
373
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,720
Hey, let's go back.
374
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,680
-No, no, I've got work tomorrow, dude.
-What a fucking asshole. What?
375
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,880
Dude, I'm not going home
knowing you scored and not me.
376
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,040
God damn, you're a little obsessed
with this, Raúl.
377
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,200
Would you like it if Luz did this to you?
378
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,600
Go home, man.
379
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,840
Go home to your girlfriend.
You don't know how good you have it.
380
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,560
-Turn or go straight now?
-Yes, yes, right here. Turn right here.
381
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:54,160
This way?
382
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,520
Yes, turn right.
383
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,640
AND THAT ASS ON ALL FOURS
384
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,400
Wait, what's he doing?
Don't know if this is the right way.
385
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,720
Just don't cross the white line.
386
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:08,560
-Lot of honking.
-Oh, they honk at you all the time.
387
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,840
-These cars are coming at me!
-Oh, God! Ah!
388
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,520
-Turn around!
-Turn where? Turn where?
389
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,000
Are you all right? What happened?
390
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,280
I don't know.
391
00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:28,840
Just I… just looked away
for a second, and this dumbass…
392
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,080
Esther, a driver's ed car
going against traffic…
393
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,920
I can't say we've ever seen that before.
394
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,840
You're the joke of the whole precinct.
This isn't normal.
395
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,240
They've renamed it
the Kamikaze Driving School.
396
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,840
Well, it's not funny, okay?
397
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,680
What's gotten into you?
You seem off recently.
398
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,040
I'm just tired.
399
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,600
I need a vacation.
400
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,800
-You head home, okay?
-Okay.
401
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,960
We'll talk later.
402
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,200
Come on.
403
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,840
Can you waive the fine for me, Luis?
404
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,160
What are you wearing?
405
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,560
Hmm? A tiara designed for meditation.
If you can clear your mind,
406
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,560
you hear little birds,
and you earn points.
407
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,000
Let's see.
408
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,400
You're getting the hang of this,
you little artist.
409
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,800
Thank you.
410
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,120
Is there anything you're not advertising,
my love?
411
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Wanna try it?
412
00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,200
It'd do you good to meditate.
You've got time now.
413
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,840
You know, it really depresses me
that in order to find peace,
414
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,680
I have to dull my own brain first.
415
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,320
You got a postcard from your parents.
416
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,520
A postcard?
417
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,200
-From his parents.
-Thank you, Patricia.
418
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,120
-Let me see.
-It's nothing.
419
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,960
They're very bored in Estepona.
420
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,000
-Hey, but let me see it.
-No, it's nothing, really.
421
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,640
-It's just something stupid.
-Oh, Pedro.
422
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,040
DEAR SON, THANK YOU.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR DAD THE HAPPIEST RETIREE
423
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,080
-You bought a boat?
-A little boat.
424
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,720
Uh, it looks bigger on the postcard
because of the angle.
425
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,120
And how much did that cost you?
426
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,040
Eighty-five thousand.
427
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,320
And 7,500 for the mooring.
428
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,920
But why don't you just tell them
you're unemployed, my love?
429
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,080
Because it would kill them.
430
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,520
They'd see my downfall.
431
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,880
Uh, Pedro,
we all go through difficult periods
432
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,280
at some point in our lives.
433
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,160
Not me, no.
For that, they have my brother.
434
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,000
Uh, okay, but, honey,
one thing is not telling them.
435
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,200
Another thing is spending your money
on a boat.
436
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,640
What's more ridiculous than a boat?
437
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,200
-My dad loves fishing.
-Well, then he can fish sitting on a rock.
438
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,560
My God!
439
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,640
And I have to find out like this?
440
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,440
I'm just saying, would've been better,
441
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,640
maybe, I don't know,
if you checked in with me first.
442
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,040
It's my family. It's my money.
I just don't see why I have to tell you.
443
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,600
Well, honey, in case
you start losing your mind a little.
444
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,000
I don't know,
you know, communication.
445
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,600
Now I know why
you're being stingy with the groceries.
446
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:02,200
Uh, no, that's just Patricia.
447
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,720
I don't know what's gotten into her
with those deals.
448
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,800
I was trying to save.
449
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,840
-Because the gentleman lost his job.
-Oh!
450
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,600
So you told her?
451
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,480
I had to tell her
because she was gonna leave, gonna quit.
452
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,560
Sure, and since the only hobby you seem
453
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,680
to have is
psychologically abusing the maid, well--
454
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,440
So, I'm the one who needs
to communicate more, and you overdo it.
455
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,720
Okay, fine, Pedro.
456
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,960
At least it's clear the most important
thing is not paying off the mortgage
457
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,600
but keeping up this illusion.
458
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,240
I just think it's weird walking
around looking for a gay guy.
459
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,120
They'll think
we're out here trying to score.
460
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,600
Cut it out with the stereotype
of the promiscuous homosexual.
461
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,920
Come on, Luis.
462
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,680
You know, some of them
are just looking for new friends, huh?
463
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,640
I'm a police officer.
I can't be seen doing this.
464
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,120
What, like there aren't
any gay police officers?
465
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,240
Isn't that Luz?
466
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,200
Yeah, she's going with some guy.
467
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:55,640
-Isn't she back with Raúl?
-Yeah, yeah.
468
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:57,120
Well, it must be a meeting.
469
00:20:58,520 --> 00:20:59,520
Or not.
470
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,200
How long have they been in there?
471
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,880
-We gotta tell Raúl.
-Best to not get involved in these things.
472
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,320
Well, I would've liked someone
to tell me that.
473
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,440
That Blanca was cheating
on me with our kid's dentist.
474
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,200
We thought about it,
but we voted and chose no.
475
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,560
You knew that?
What kind of friends are you? My God.
476
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,960
Friends who didn't wanna hurt you.
477
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,280
Well, I'm definitely gonna go tell Raúl.
478
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,400
-He's probably someone from work.
-Yeah. So he takes her to a hotel?
479
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,680
To get a coffee.
480
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,960
No, you'd go to a café. It's much cheaper.
481
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,400
And plus, I didn't see her very well.
Maybe it wasn't Luz.
482
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,200
She was standing in the shade.
I wasn't sure.
483
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,520
And what
if Esther was cheating on you?
484
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,360
Esther cheating?
485
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,480
No, can't imagine it, no.
486
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,880
Wouldn't you like to know?
487
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:42,480
Don't think so.
488
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,080
Luis, you can't go through life like this.
489
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,160
Stop injecting testosterone.
It doesn't do anything.
490
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,680
-More coffee?
-Yes.
491
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,080
Excuse me, can I get two coffees,
same as before?
492
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,840
Can you remind me your last order, please?
493
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,560
One decaf with brown sugar
and very cold oat milk,
494
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:01,080
and a double flat white with saccharine
and warm lactose-free milk, please.
495
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,720
So, plain coffee, huh?
496
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,640
Yes, one for me and for my friend there.
497
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,840
You together?
498
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,640
Huh? No, no. Friends, we're just friends.
499
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,360
-Nothing wrong if you were.
-No, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
500
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,640
But I'm just not.
501
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:16,640
Aww, sorry. My radar was way off.
502
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:19,960
Are you?
503
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,600
-Very much so.
-Oh, well, you don't look like it.
504
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,960
Uh, I mean, I'm sorry
if I say something inappropriate.
505
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,080
-But it's the first time I've been--
-Hit on by a guy.
506
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:28,920
And I realized it was happening, sure.
507
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,560
Well, then, you've befriended a gay guy.
508
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,560
-Diego.
-Uh, Luis. Nice to meet you.
509
00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,320
Uh…
510
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,280
It's funny though, because you're exactly
what my friend Santi's looking for.
511
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,160
Eh, not my type, no.
512
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,320
No, no, as a friend though.
513
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,520
Someone to hang out with,
to join our group of buddies.
514
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,840
Look, not sure what you're up to,
but I'm down.
515
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,640
I like guys who are heteroflexible.
516
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:52,680
Of course, of course.
517
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,960
Why don't we exchange numbers?
Gonna bring this to my friend now.
518
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,640
-Okay, I'll wait here.
-Hmm.
519
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,960
-Santi, we found our gay guy.
-Huh?
520
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,040
Diego.
521
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:04,840
He's discreet and elegant.
522
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,720
Hit on me at the bar. But it was classy.
523
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,520
-That guy there?
-That guy, yeah.
524
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,080
He called me heteroflexible,
but I don't know what that means.
525
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160
Oh, shit.
526
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,600
-I can ask Álex, okay?
-Mm-hmm.
527
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,440
There they are. They're leaving.
528
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,920
They're leaving, no fucking way. Hmm!
Is that Luz, or is that Luz?
529
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,040
-Yeah, it's Luz. Clearly, it's Luz.
-Yeah.
530
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,000
Two hours drinking coffee.
That's quite a while.
531
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,600
It's because it's hot.
They gotta cool it down first.
532
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,960
Fine, you're right.
Yeah, they're doing it.
533
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,720
I can't believe it, really.
534
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,720
Fuck.
535
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,640
Holy shit. What is he doing here?
536
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,560
Well, he already found out.
One less problem.
537
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,720
Look, Guillermo, I can't keep doing this.
538
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,080
I have one life,
and I almost lost it today.
539
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,240
Maybe for you,
it's normal to seduce clients.
540
00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,360
-This is all too much for me.
-Come on, try running.
541
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,880
I don't wanna complicate your life,
nor complicate my own. You understand?
542
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,360
But what's wrong? What, are you in love?
543
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,320
Me? No way. That's not at all what I said.
544
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,920
-And you?
-A little bit, yes.
545
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:16,080
Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes!
546
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,360
Oh! Oh! Oh!
547
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,600
It should be you.
548
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,600
No, no, no, it should be you.
She likes you more.
549
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,840
What? Who told you that?
550
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,240
No one. But you know, it's clear.
551
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,120
Why are you here?
552
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,600
-Uh, no, uh, we were just passing by.
-Hmm.
553
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,960
And how are you doing?
554
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,040
-Me? Fine.
-Hmm.
555
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:41,520
-Hmm-hmm.
-Hmm.
556
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,520
I've got a court hearing now.
I'm in a hurry.
557
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,440
And how are you and Raúl?
558
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,280
Better than ever. Why?
559
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:52,440
Uh, Luz, we just saw you
making out with… with some guy.
560
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,800
Right outside a hotel.
There in broad daylight.
561
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,440
Oh. Yes.
562
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,720
Yes. Yeah, and…?
563
00:24:58,400 --> 00:24:59,520
What's does she mean?
564
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,920
Well, and Raúl was following you.
He saw you too.
565
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,600
What? That guy's such a dumbass!
566
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,960
You're cheating on him.
It's no surprise he's following you.
567
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,640
Not cheating on him, no.
568
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,960
We're actually open now.
569
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,400
What do you mean you're open now?
570
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,840
I'm gonna kill him!
571
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,480
Open relationship? People really do that?
572
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,640
Who in their right mind sends a postcard
in the 21st century?
573
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,560
Your parents.
574
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:28,080
Uh, dude, Daniela's kind of right.
You really screwed up, you know.
575
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,720
I don't wanna disappoint my parents.
That so hard to understand?
576
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,160
You should be sorry about disappointing
Daniela. She's the one you're living with.
577
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,440
Are the two of you
the biggest morons in the world?
578
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,760
-Why'd you tell Luz I was following her?
-We confronted her. She got pissed.
579
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,880
See, you should've also told these guys.
580
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,000
-So you knew?
-I did.
581
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,680
Why'd you tell him and not us?
582
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,720
Because he's his best friend,
I told you so, right?
583
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,120
You're closer to him than us?
584
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,800
-No, no, I love you guys all the same.
-That's…
585
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,920
That's a lie. I can't believe this shit.
I honestly can't believe, my God!
586
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,160
-Is this really happening right now?
-Yeah, the two of you deserve each other.
587
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,520
-Santi, wait up.
-No.
588
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:02,880
-Wait!
-I said no!
589
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,640
Well, then,
let's warm up, just the two of us.
590
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,680
-You gonna play like that?
-Yeah, man, I just need to warm up.
591
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,160
Nah, he's gone.
592
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,560
Look, we're not playing.
593
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,040
With all this physical and mental pain,
we're fucked now.
594
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,640
I can do it. Get over there!
595
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,840
Hope he gets over soon,
'cause we're meeting up with Diego.
596
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,760
-Who's Diego?
-Our new gay friend.
597
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,440
Daniela?
598
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,080
-Hey. How are you? Was it hard to play?
-No, I played fine.
599
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,640
-Hmm.
-So, hey.
600
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,960
I wanna apologize about my parents.
You were right.
601
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,120
No, no, no, no. Honey, it's no problem.
602
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,200
I know you adore them,
and giving them a boat was beautiful.
603
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,680
Suicidal but beautiful.
604
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,360
It's just they look so old.
605
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,560
-I'm worried that…
-Um…
606
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,000
I also have a little gift for you, dear.
607
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,720
-What is this?
-Open it.
608
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,200
Use it for whatever.
609
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,080
I've been living off you
for such a long time,
610
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,160
and now that I'm earning money
and you're not,
611
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,680
well, it's a way of making up for it.
612
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,920
Yeah, but…
613
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,440
No.
614
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:20,520
I don't feel comfortable.
615
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,960
-Why not?
-I don't know.
616
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,080
Well, because I don't.
617
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:29,480
But it's just like you always said, right?
Because you were earning more, so…
618
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,920
Yeah, but it's not…
619
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,880
It's just weird.
620
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,960
Why weird? I don't get it though.
621
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,040
Well, I don't know. I'll keep it,
but, well, I'm not gonna use it.
622
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,080
-I already have mine.
-Do what you want.
623
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,320
But when you go shopping,
stop buying crappy food, please.
624
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,480
-Luis.
-What? Fuck, you scared me.
625
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,560
Uh…
626
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,840
-Doesn't Ulises have judo?
-Uh, he's getting a ride with Adrián.
627
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,880
Hey, uh, I really need to talk to you.
628
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,760
-Come here.
-Uh, no, I'll go first.
629
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,880
I wanna tell you something very important.
630
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,920
-Mine is also important, darling.
-Please listen to me for a moment, okay?
631
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,200
Look, I know we're going
through a rough patch right now.
632
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,080
When we're like this, we lose connection.
633
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,080
So I'm sorry that I didn't
tell you about the testosterone.
634
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,280
Well, yeah, I saw how expensive it is.
635
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:35,520
-I saw the charges on the credit card.
-Uh-huh.
636
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,760
You could have
killed yourself driving today.
637
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,960
But you made a great point.
We're both so worn out.
638
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,520
It makes me so sad though.
639
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,480
Well, don't be,
because I've sorted everything out.
640
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,760
Open that message.
641
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,280
-What is this?
-They're our tickets.
642
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,040
We're going to Paris,
you and me, for a romantic weekend.
643
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,520
Look at you.
You're like a zombie.
644
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,400
Well, uh, what a cool atmosphere, huh?
645
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,240
Lovely little atmosphere, eh, grandad?
646
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:21,560
The music's kinda weird, huh?
647
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,960
-Can you tell me why we're here, please?
-And me.
648
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,760
So you're not all heteroflexible guys
having identity crises?
649
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,440
Heteroflex… damn it!
650
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,200
Damn, I forgot to ask my daughter.
651
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,360
Diego, it's because this smart-ass, uh,
652
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:35,000
wants you in the group
to help us develop our sensitivity.
653
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,440
Hey, so what's "heteroflexible"?
654
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,360
Sorry for ruining your labeling system,
655
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,080
but just because you're gay doesn't mean
you're sensitive at all.
656
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,040
Oh, no?
657
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:45,960
I know some gay guys who are
bigger assholes than any hetero.
658
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,280
Why are we here?
659
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,520
So, you… you don't consider yourself, uh,
660
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:52,840
that way?
661
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,800
Uh, I mean, you don't
consider yourself a sensitive guy?
662
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:57,720
What do you mean by sensitive?
663
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,080
Don't know. Don't look at me.
664
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:01,040
Did you cry
during Bridges of Madison County?
665
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,000
Me?
666
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,800
Do you think Meryl Streep would really
date that fat guy dressed as a cowboy,
667
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,520
when she could have
Clint Eastwood, really?
668
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,840
That made absolutely no sense, huh?
You're so right. He's good, this guy.
669
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,640
The four of you are textbook straight men.
670
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,680
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
671
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:15,600
You know what you guys need?
672
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,800
A quick intro
to the deconstruction of masculinity.
673
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,480
The hell's that?
674
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,760
A course, huh?
675
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,440
No way, man, no.
You can cut it out with that.
676
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,680
You deconstruct a sandwich.
No one's deconstructing my masculinity.
677
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,960
-Hey, don't be so closed off, Raúl.
-I am closed off. Fully closed, dude.
678
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,200
I can't be spending my money
on this bullshit right now.
679
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,000
So, you're really gonna put a price
on emotional maturity?
680
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,320
Whoa, dude, I'm gonna punch you.
Jesus, I liked you more when you were sad.
681
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,160
I don't know.
I'll try it, can't do any harm.
682
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,400
See that? Huh?
683
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,120
You're all idiots,
each one of you.
684
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,520
You thought you were making a gay friend,
and now he's pulled a fast one on you.
685
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,760
Don't get all paranoid. He's a nice guy.
686
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,640
You guys keep playing with fire,
you'll be flaming soon enough. Huh?
687
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,200
I'm going home to fuck my girlfriend,
with my masculinity intact.
688
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,840
-Well, I doubt that she's home now.
-Go fuck yourselves!
689
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,240
Diego is right though.
We gotta take that course.
690
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,200
Whatever.