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Mixtape?
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How sweet! Thank you.
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Mayo?
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Ladle?
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Fork?
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- NORA: What's happening?
- They're gifts of affection.
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That's how Animal shows his love.
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Yeah, you know, like
when a cat brings you a dead birdie.
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- (BIRD SCREECHES)
- Birdie!
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- NORA: How did that even get in here?
- (ANIMAL LAUGHS)
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Flipper. Bib.
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Baseball diamond.
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Surgery.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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Hey, guys!
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(SNORING)
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Guys? Hello?
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Seriously, you're doing acupuncture?
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I thought we agreed no more play time,
road trips and cliff-hangers.
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Shout-out to Moog,
who apparently lives here now?
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BAND MEMBERS: Moog!
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Hey, where the band goes, I go.
And they get into cliff-hangers a lot,
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which is why I installed a winch
and a pulley system on my Jeep.
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Okay. Love that.
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Let's use your second chance at life
to finally get to work, yay!
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Yay!
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For your ratification, Label Lady,
we are working.
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- Ooh, nice!
- Thank you.
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Come get serene in a bean.
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For us, creating creativity
requires a zone-in approach.
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We gotta zone out in order to zone in.
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- Mmm. Indeed. A maximum relaximum.
- (LAUGHS)
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Yeah, it's like
only when we achieve true nothingness
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can we create true somethingness.
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Well said, Lips.
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Mmm. Too true.
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Hey, yeah, I get it.
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I'm not some typical money-hungry CEO
that only cares about record sales.
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No, I respect the artist
and the creative process.
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(SNEEZES)
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- Bless you.
- Bless you.
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I'm fielding calls
from talk shows, sponsors.
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Not to mention
that all of today's biggest producers
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are hitting me up,
begging me to work with you guys.
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- (SNEEZES)
- BAND MEMBERS: Bless you!
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Now, why don't you bless us
with the specifics, Label Lady?
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- Uh, specifics?
- Yeah.
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NORA: Producers?
FLOYD: Mmm.
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Everyone. I mean, Pharrell, Mark Ronson,
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Rick Rubin, Zedd.
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- Oh, right on.
- JANICE: For sure.
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Oh, no! (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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So, you know who Zedd is, great!
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I mean, he's a huge fan and he wants it.
I mean, they all do.
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- (SNEEZES)
- BAND MEMBERS: Bless you!
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Who knew that we'd have so many
fancy-pants producers to pick from?
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It's unbelievable.
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Actually, 'cause I could have sworn
that Pharrell was on tour,
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and that Mark Ronson
was vacationing in Ibiza,
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and that Rick Rubin had not left Malibu
or shaved in 30 years.
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Nah. No. I don't even know
how you would know all that stuff.
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I keep tabs on all the hottest producers,
so I can be ready to give 'em my demo.
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Do you want my demo?
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Good idea. Let's talk over there.
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Yes. Okay. Yeah.
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Don't rat me out.
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Hi.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Wait, rat you out?
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I wanna help you.
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I've been waiting my entire life
for an Electric Mayhem album,
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and finally, somebody's makin' it happen.
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Even if she is mad shady.
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I may have slightly exaggerated
my position to get them on board, but...
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This is the one band who loves everybody
no matter who they are.
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You don't have to lie.
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Boldfaced lies are the backbone
of the entertainment industry.
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So, if you don't mind... Huge news!
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Now, Quincy Jones and Travis Barker
are texting me,
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and they're dying
to listen to your new music.
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So, let's hop to it!
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(SNEEZES)
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Ooh, wow, like,
there must be something in the air.
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Indeed, there is.
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- Creativity!
- DR. TEETH: Mmm.
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Time to hunker down
and write some symphonious songs
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to sing for our selection
of snazztastic suitors.
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The sooner, the better,
'cause they're all fighting over you
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and it's gettin' gnarly.
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- (SNEEZES)
- (SCREAMS)
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Lips? Lips?
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DR. TEETH: Ah.
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Open air for open minds.
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- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah.
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Hey, let's buckle down
and make Label Lady proud.
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Yeah.
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Zoot's totally been
keeping a list of our song ideas.
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Oh, yeah, the list. Uh...
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Toothpaste, Jordan almonds,
imitation crab meat...
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Nah, man, that's the shopping list.
Check the other side.
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Oh.
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Pizza bagels, nine-volt batteries,
meatless meatballs, Fritos.
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Fritos!
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Oh, wow, I really dig that list.
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- Yeah, we done good.
- DR. TEETH: Indeed.
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Now, let's go show Nora how it's done.
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Mmm. Who thought of the slaw?
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I know it wasn't on the list,
but I just started riffin'!
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- Culinary jazz.
- Right on.
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Um, I feel like
we're forgetting something.
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ANIMAL: Fritos!
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(LAUGHING)
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FLOYD: We are crushing it today.
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Anybody got a coupon?
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Oh. Uh...
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Hi. Nora Singh, CEO of Wax Town Records.
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Yeah, I'm looking for a producer
for the Electric May...
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(SIGHS) Hello?
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I know he's probably busy producing
hit records, blah-blah, but...
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Yes, hello? Hello!
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Nora Singh calling,
CEO of Wax Town Records.
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Hi, yes, hello. Hi, yes. Hi.
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Yes, Nora Singh, CEO of Wax Town Records.
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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Please hold.
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Penny Waxman's office, please hold.
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Hi, sorry, yeah, that was Adele.
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Yeah, she's a client, and a friend.
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Any chance you could give me
Zedd's cell? Hello?
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Oh! Stop! You flatter me.
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No, no, I mean it.
You get younger every day, Penny.
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PENNY: And you,
whatever you're doing, keep doing.
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- It's working.
- JJ: Hey, come here.
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(BOTH SMOOCHING)
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- (LAUGHS) You're like butter!
- (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Smooshie.
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Wow! JJ! You look, uh...
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Chiseled? Swaggy?
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Just willpower and whey protein.
How about Penny, isn't she a peach?
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Uh-huh. Why are you meeting her?
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Oh, just talking
some boring business stuff.
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This company is my business.
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In fact,
I'm working with one of our bands
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and we're makin' an album.
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I'm focused more on the tech money side
of my streaming app.
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But I do know a lot of artists.
In fact, I could hook you up with Amala.
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(CHUCKLES) My bad, you probably
know her as Doja Cat.
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Everyone calls her that except for me,
'cause we're tight.
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I think I'm good.
But hey, glad to see you've come so far
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from your days
of being our sweaty office bagel boy.
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- Remember that? So sweaty.
- Yeah.
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I remember.
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And we'll see who's sweating
when "Bagel Boy" buys this company.
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What?
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You can relax. You'll keep your job.
Heck, I might even let you run the joint!
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(PHONE RINGING)
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I actually have a meeting.
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- Fun catching up, though.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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I love you.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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You said something.
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Nope. I'll see you around.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hey, did you just meet with JJ?
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Ah, old Bagel Boy looks good, don't he?
Said I got nice feet.
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What did he want?
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Beefcake wants to buy
our music catalogue for his app.
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Says he's got a big need for the oldies.
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The oldies?
You didn't kick him out for saying that?
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Sweetheart, I am an oldie,
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and speakin' of,
I booked a beauty procedure tomorrow.
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Just a little tuck and tone.
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So, I need you to pick me up
from the hospital tomorrow.
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The hospital, yes.
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Whatever you need, Penny,
just, please don't sell.
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You're just sayin' that
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because you and JJ
used to be all kissy face.
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And you hate the band
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because you and Dr. Teeth
used to be all kissy face.
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You got me there. Fine.
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I'll give you one shot to impress me
with this new album.
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Otherwise, I sell.
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You understand?
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Done. And the band is in the studio
as we speak, making magic.
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And trust me, Penny, it's gonna be fire.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Fire!
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(BANG THE DRUM ALL DAY
BY TODD RUNDGREN PLAYING)
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Not again.
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Why?
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An authentic lei for my lady.
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I leave 'em to work,
and they throw another party?
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You're doing it your way,
they're doing it theirs.
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Nora!
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Guess I just have to lie harder.
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So, double down.
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That's one way to go. All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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FLOYD: You're kiddin'?
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Hey, party people.
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Oh, Nobu!
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What's all this about?
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Huge news. We went shoppin'.
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- DR. TEETH: Yeah.
- Yeah, for sure. There was,
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like, a sale at the market on orchids.
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So, I weaved some flower necklaces,
and the next thing I know,
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we're throwing an all-inclusive,
Icelandic, Oceanic, Pan Atlantic,
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coconut bra, Malibu beach party.
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Respectfully representing
every continental and coral
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- archipelago in the world.
- FLOYD: Mmm.
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It's a pool party.
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- Swimsuits optional.
- Mmm.
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Cool. I thought we all agreed you would
work on your album, though, remember?
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- Oh.
- Oh, album. Yeah, you know what?
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This one totally got away from us.
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- That's on us.
- Yeah.
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Totally fine. I'm loving the party.
We're doing great.
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(SNEEZES)
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But we have many big-time producers
chasing us.
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- I can only hold 'em off for so long.
- (SNEEZES)
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I mean, you can't play the same old stuff
when you're rocking The Hollywood Bowl.
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Did I forget to mention that? It's booked.
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- You kidding? That's terrific news!
- Oh, wow.
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- (SNEEZES)
- Bless you.
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Oh, wow, I, like, totally feel funky.
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And not in a good way.
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Also Zedd, yeah, remember?
You love music super-producer guy, Zedd.
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I'm meeting him in Malibu.
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And, dude has been begging me
to work with you.
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(SNEEZES AND GROANS)
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DR. TEETH: Oh, my God!
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Janice, are you okay?
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Can you hear us?
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You look yellow.
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- JANICE: Lies.
- Oh, she's coming to.
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Talk to me, Janice. What is it?
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Lies.
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Lice?
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Lies.
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She's got head lice, man!
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:05,541
JANICE: Lies.
245
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,503
Guys, lice doesn't make you sick.
It's something else.
246
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,880
- Lies!
- (ZOOT GASPS)
247
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:13,549
- (GROANS)
- Oh.
248
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:15,467
- Lies.
- LIPS: Hmm?
249
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,928
She said, "Lies."
250
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,847
You know what? That makes sense!
251
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,473
Janice is highly allergic
252
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:25,144
to all forms of fraudulent falsities
and general malarkey.
253
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:29,189
Wait, are you saying that
Janice is literally allergic to liars?
254
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,192
Yeah, but... That can't be it,
255
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,612
'cause everyone here is a loyal friend
in our unbreakable circle of trust.
256
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,865
DR. TEETH: Unless...
257
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:43,328
a black-hearted fibster or fibstress
secretly lurks among us.
258
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,249
Show yourself.
259
00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:56,759
Okay, I'll 'fess up. I lied to you guys.
260
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,719
- (GASPS)
- I always say that
261
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,429
I've never missed any of your concerts,
262
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,765
- well, that wasn't true.
- (ALL GASP)
263
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:07,144
Yeah. I got wicked pink eye in 2014
and I missed the show in Jersey.
264
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,937
(ALL GASP)
265
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,689
Et tu, Moog?
266
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,857
Say it isn't so.
267
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:16,278
There is no way that my little lie
is the cause of all this, right?
268
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,615
Which means that
there has to be somebody else here
269
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,869
that must be spinning
just massive webs of deceit.
270
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:25,913
Anybody?
271
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,333
Honestly,
272
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,629
I am so disappointed in you, Moog.
273
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,881
You should be ashamed of yourself.
274
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:39,343
I think I need to go home and calm down,
I'm so upset. Wow.
275
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,136
- Lies.
- ANIMAL: Hi.
276
00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,514
(GOAT BLEATS)
277
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,601
I appreciate that this gift
isn't a screeching peacock,
278
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,894
but I gotta go.
279
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,104
(SADLY) Bye.
280
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,358
Ah, screw it. Give me the goat. (SIGHS)
281
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,778
Come on, come on, come on.
282
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,404
Bye, Darren.
283
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,284
HANNAH: Look at that view!
I wish you could all come with me.
284
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,246
- See ya in Tokyo, Fanahannahs.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
285
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:13,627
{\an8}-#humblebrag, #truth.
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
286
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,255
You are never gonna believe what happened.
287
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:20,217
I'll need a little praise for this set-up
before we move on to your problem.
288
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,468
Oh.
289
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,429
You are the David Blaine
of Internet fakery.
290
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,723
Aw, thank you.
291
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,016
Hannah, I did what you said.
292
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,686
I've been lying like a pro,
everything was going great.
293
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,145
- Of course it was.
- Until I find out
294
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,897
that of all the bands on the planet,
295
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,985
I have the one whose guitarist
is a free-loving, hippie lie detector.
296
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,821
- Uh-oh.
- I know. I work in showbiz, okay?
297
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,531
I'm never gonna make it if I can't lie.
298
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,784
Okay. You're thinking about this
all wrong.
299
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,454
Lies are just untruths
waiting to be made real.
300
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,207
Hannah, you're taking
a toilet-seat selfie.
301
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,667
None of this is real.
302
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,212
Some rando private jet company
just slid into my DMs,
303
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,757
offering me a free flight to Bali
if I post about it.
304
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,342
Now, that is real.
305
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,136
But Zedd isn't, okay?
306
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,847
I have no connection
to a music producer that big.
307
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:10,767
(GROANS) You're one of those people that
uses their phone just to make calls.
308
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,061
- (KEYPAD TAPPING)
- Huh.
309
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,399
He hikes Runyon Canyon every morning.
So, go get Zedd for real.
310
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,401
You are an inspiration.
311
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,944
I know.
312
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,155
Okay, just promise me
you'll introduce me to him
313
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,740
when you two are making hit records.
314
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,491
- Deal.
- Um...
315
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,203
- When can we talk about the goat?
- His name is Darren. And he's not nice.
316
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:33,832
(GOAT BLEATS)
317
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,630
NORA: Zedd, Zedd, Zedd!
318
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,090
Zedd!
319
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,384
Zedd, hi, what's up? I'm Nora.
320
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,721
Ooh, man, you're fast.
Been lookin' for you everywhere.
321
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,139
Kind of on a hike here.
322
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,223
Maybe call my office?
323
00:14:50,349 --> 00:14:52,726
Honestly, I just need a minute or two
of your time.
324
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,854
Argh! Cramp, cramp, cramp!
I'm going down, I'm dying.
325
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:56,939
Oh, I'm dying.
326
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,649
- I'm deceased.
- You okay?
327
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,068
Throat so dry.
328
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,323
Would you like to win a Grammy?
329
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,033
Already got one, thanks.
330
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,534
You can keep it.
331
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:10,911
ANIMAL: Darren.
332
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,496
Forgot Darren.
333
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,997
Take Darren back to the car.
334
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,123
Animal?
335
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,208
Zedd!
336
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,334
You two know each other?
337
00:15:17,626 --> 00:15:18,961
- Are you kidding?
- Yeah.
338
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,671
I go way back with The Mayhem.
339
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:21,755
Great. Yeah.
340
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,799
Wish I knew you were friends, but great.
341
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,175
Tell the band I'll hit 'em up.
342
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,259
We gotta hang.
343
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,680
Actually, they need a big-time producer
to help with their first album
344
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,264
and we're thinkin' maybe...
345
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,058
- ANIMAL: Bye-bye, Darren.
- (GOAT BLEATS)
346
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,518
You can't just let it go.
347
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,769
ANIMAL: Bye-bye!
348
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:37,938
Okay.
349
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,108
The good news is,
this can't get any worse.
350
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,152
{\an8}- (SIGHS)
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
351
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,659
{\an8}Oh. I'm supposed to be
picking up Penny. Oh, G...
352
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,871
- (ANIMAL PANTING)
- I'm looking for Penny Waxman.
353
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,415
- Nora, you're here.
- Moog?
354
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,250
Janice is gonna be so happy to see you.
355
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,168
Wait, Janice?
356
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,588
- (MONITOR BEEPING)
- WOMAN ON PA: Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
357
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,923
Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
358
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,258
(PANTING)
359
00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:08,010
NORA: Oh, no.
360
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,595
What have I done?
361
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,599
Oh, come on, now.
You had nothin' to do with it.
362
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,601
This is all Morg's fault.
363
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,063
It's "Moog." And again, I am so sorry.
364
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,067
Yeah, you should be.
Lyin' to cover up your goopy eye.
365
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,944
Janice is lucky to be alive.
366
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,781
Guys, none of this is Moog's fault.
367
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,993
It's mine.
368
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,829
You? Why would you lie?
369
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,956
You're a high-rankin' music executive.
370
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,041
- I'm not.
- Hmm?
371
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,878
Yeah, I don't have
big-time producers calling me.
372
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,047
I didn't book you at The Hollywood Bowl.
373
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,133
And I have deep issues
with your creative process.
374
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,843
It's just the worst.
375
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,553
But it's me.
376
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,637
I'm the liar.
377
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:53,847
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL GASPING)
378
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,893
Wow, I feel amazing.
379
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,645
This room feels amazing.
380
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,273
You all look amazing.
381
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,650
Oh, baby, you came back to me.
382
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,486
Yeah, Floyd, she sure do,
383
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:12,616
and all 'cause the Label Lady done
told the truth about all them lies.
384
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,909
DR. TEETH: Mmm.
385
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,495
Classic Lips calling it out.
386
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,289
'Cause she told the truth
about all those lies.
387
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:24,336
All this time, Nora,
we thought you believed in us.
388
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,463
- Yeah.
- I do.
389
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,048
That part was true.
390
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,550
Hard to know what to believe now.
391
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,473
Bye-bye, Nora.
392
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,476
DR. TEETH: How do you feel?
JANICE: I feel good.
393
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,395
ZOOT: So good to hear your voice again.
DR. TEETH: Thank goodness, right?
394
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,772
Lips said you died.
395
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,607
- I thought you were dead.
- No, I'm good.
396
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,025
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
397
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:49,236
WOMAN ON PA: Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
398
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:50,779
- Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
- (GROANS)
399
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:53,532
Penny?
400
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,742
Well, it certainly ain't Madonna.
401
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,828
But I get that a lot.
402
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,663
Listen. Sorry I'm late.
403
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,208
It seems all I do lately
is let people down.
404
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,336
You sound sad. Are you sad?
405
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,296
I can't see if you're sad or not.
406
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,756
I was gonna yell at you,
407
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,217
but if you're sad,
it lessens the experience.
408
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,760
Yes, I'm sad.
409
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,472
I lied to the band, betrayed their trust,
almost killed Janice.
410
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,308
And I was just tryna fake it
till I made it.
411
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,936
Instead, I just made a giant mess.
412
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,021
Fake it till ya make it?
413
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,482
You think that's how I got to be
where I am?
414
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,734
I mean, yeah. Doesn't everyone?
415
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,612
No! I did it with brutal honesty.
416
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,657
That's the secret to success, kid.
417
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,078
You gotta be real. Always be yourself.
418
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,789
What if the real me isn't good enough?
419
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,168
Shut up! You're wonderful!
420
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,753
Is this the medication talking?
421
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:52,132
(CHUCKLES) You bet I am.
422
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,216
Mmm.
423
00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,093
I'll take it.
424
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,555
(CHUCKLES) Whoa.
425
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:02,142
Who's that pushing me?
Is that you, Barry Manilow?
426
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,686
DR. TEETH: Man, I'm just shook.
427
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,021
All this time,
428
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,649
we thought showbiz was a trusted haven
of truth and honesty.
429
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,734
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
430
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,778
Thank goodness we'll always have
used-car salesmen and politicians.
431
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,072
- DR. TEETH: Mmm-hmm.
- You know, I'm just happy
432
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,909
that Janice didn't perish
in Nora's spider web of lies.
433
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:23,038
Although, spiders are our friends.
They're nature's knitters.
434
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,623
Too true, too true.
435
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:29,252
But I just can't figuralize
why Label Lady lied to us like that.
436
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,546
- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- Oh.
437
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,591
Sorry to barge in, but I've been banging
on the door for an hour.
438
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,509
- We know.
- Can I come in?
439
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,677
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
440
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,888
- ZOOT: Got it.
- Hey, you can open up a scooch,
441
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,558
but I don't want you
pollutin' Janice with your toxic lies.
442
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,271
Okay, look.
443
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,733
The reason I lied
and pretended to be someone I'm not
444
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,653
is because I didn't think
I was good enough for you guys.
445
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,073
Truth is,
growing up was complicated, okay?
446
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,909
My mom was a hot mess
447
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:06,081
and after my dad was gone,
I had to take care of my sister and...
448
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,291
I'm saying too much.
449
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,002
No, no. Please, go on.
450
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:17,634
But back then,
even when things got so crazy,
451
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,805
I could always just blast my music.
452
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:26,559
And sing and dance around my room
until everything just felt better.
453
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:27,936
You know?
454
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,730
That's why I wanted to do this.
455
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:36,319
Because music was the one thing
that was always there for me.
456
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,946
Right on.
457
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,365
- Yeah.
- Nora.
458
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,243
The problem is,
I got such a late start.
459
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,705
And now,
I'm just making it up as I go along.
460
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,249
But I know one thing.
461
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,712
I am working
with the greatest band in the world.
462
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,131
You got Jimmy Jam and the Flimflammers?
463
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,549
No, Zoot.
464
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,302
I got Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
465
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,264
I mean, sure, you're not playing
The Hollywood Bowl yet,
466
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:08,435
but I promise I will do everything I can
to make it happen
467
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,895
because I believe in you.
468
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,983
Feelin' sneezy or queasy?
469
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,652
Nope. This is the real Nora...
470
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,990
...opening her heart to us.
471
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:26,619
And like, wow! You're just shining.
472
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,125
- (TRUE COLORS PLAYING)
- (SINGING)
473
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:33,209
What's happening?
474
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,757
It's really not necessary.
475
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,726
Okay, you're joining, too.
476
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,528
Stop making me feel feelings.
477
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432
Nora.
478
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,484
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
479
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:41,611
HANNAH: There you are.
480
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,571
So, everything work out?
481
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:45,323
(SIGHS) It really did.
482
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,034
See that? Fake it till you make it.
483
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:52,080
Mmm... Not anymore. Turns out
lying won't work with The Mayhem.
484
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,874
Wait, so, the band knows the truth?
485
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,751
- Yep.
- And they don't care
486
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,878
that you're not some
high-powered, CEO boss babe?
487
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,839
- No.
- God!
488
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:04,259
You must feel so free.
489
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,802
I do.
490
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,388
Keeping up with all those lies
was exhausting.
491
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,348
Yeah. Tell me about it.
492
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,143
I'm currently at Mount Fuji
on some epic hike.
493
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,354
Well, I've got something even better.
494
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,524
(TRUE COLORS CONTINUES PLAYING)
495
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,491
Ah. Fresh air. Soothes the soul.
496
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:33,329
Now, I get why my doctor said
I should be doin' more healthy activities.
497
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,290
Ain't that right, Doc?
498
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,209
I suggest you get a second opinion
on my opinion.
499
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,794
We're almost there.
500
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:43,173
And, like,
it's totally easier on the way down.
501
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,008
This isn't down?
502
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,679
How is this better
than holding up a toilet to my face?
503
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,015
Hang in there, Han. It grows on you.
504
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:55,435
Wow, never would have
pegged you as a hiker.
505
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:58,021
I don't mean to brag,
but I've been doing this since Tuesday.
506
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,272
(LAUGHS)
507
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,774
You know,
I like gettin' to know the real Nora.
508
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,485
Yeah, same here.
509
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,446
Hey, next time,
I'll try listening to your advice.
510
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,199
I'll settle for you listening to my demo.
511
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,242
Wow. You do not quit, do you?
512
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,244
I do not, no. (CHUCKLES)
513
00:24:13,244 --> 00:24:15,205
And now,
you're gettin' to know the real me.
514
00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:17,332
- (GOAT BLEATS)
- Oh, snap.
515
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,209
ANIMAL: Bye-bye, Darren.
516
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,004
So, looks like awkward guy
is growing on you, huh?
517
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,381
- Moog? No, he's not my type.
- Mmm-hmm.
518
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:27,091
(JANICE SNEEZES)
519
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,551
Bless you!
520
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,595
Okay.
521
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,098
(TRUE COLORS CONTINUES PLAYING)
522
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,145
JANICE: Transplendent, isn't it?
523
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,522
HANNAH: Wow.
524
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:45,318
As much as I love a green screen,
this is something you can't fake.
525
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,070
NORA: Yeah.
526
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,280
Neither is managing these guys.
527
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,743
I'm just hoping
this being honest thing actually pays off.
528
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,162
I believe that's called karma.
529
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,914
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Oh!
530
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:00,750
Mahna-mahna.
531
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,504
Hey! (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) Huh?
532
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,339
Oh, yes, I... Just a second.
533
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,882
Yeah, Nobu.
534
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,634
- What? For me?
- Mmm-hmm.
535
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,595
- Who is it?
- I believe that's karma calling.
536
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,681
No way!
537
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,182
LIPS: Hmm?
538
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,477
Hello?
539
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:47,755
Here we go.
540
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:52,051
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Wha... Wha... Uh...