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混音帶?

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好貼心!謝謝

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美乃滋?

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勺子?

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叉子?

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-現在是什麼情況?
-這些是愛的禮物

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是安尼莫示愛的方式

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對,就像貓叼死鳥給妳一樣

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小鳥!

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這是怎麼跑進來的?

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拖鞋、圍兜

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棒球大鑽石

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動手術

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《布偶天團》

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搖滾...搖滾!

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各位!

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沒人理我?哈囉?

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真的假的?妳在針炙?

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我們不是說好不能再玩耍
公路旅行和吊在懸崖邊?

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還有穆哥,他現在住在這裡了?

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穆哥!

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樂團去哪我就去哪
他們常常會衝下懸崖

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所以我在我的吉普車上
裝了一套絞車系統

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很好,我很欣賞

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既然大難不死,就快點開工吧,耶!

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耶!

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唱片公司小姐請放心,我們是在工作

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-漂亮!
-謝謝

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過來一起玩吧

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對我們來說,營造創意必須專注

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要先渙散才能專注

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對,達到極致的放鬆

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對,要先達成真正的虛無

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才能有具體的創造

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說得好,利波斯

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太有道理了

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我懂

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我也不是只在乎專輯銷量
唯利是圖的執行長

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真的,我很尊重藝人和創作過程

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-保重
-保重

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我在聯絡談話性節目和贊助廠商

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更別提現在最夯的製作人

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都跑來求我說想跟你們合作

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保重!

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唱片公司小姐,請告訴我們細節

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-細節?
-對

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製作人?

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所有人,像是菲董、馬克朗森

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瑞克魯賓、捷德

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-帥啊
-不得了

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噢,不!

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所以你們知道捷德是誰,太好了!

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他是你們的鐵粉,很想跟你們合作
他們都是

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保重!

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沒想到有這麼多一流製作人讓我們選

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真的是不可思議

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真的,因為我確定菲董正在巡演

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馬克朗森在伊比薩度假

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瑞克魯賓已經30年
沒有離開過馬里布或刮過鬍子了

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沒啦,你怎麼會知道這麼多?

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我一直在關注王牌製作人
好找機會給他們我的試唱帶

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對了,妳要我的試唱帶嗎?

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好主意,我們去那邊談

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好

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別掀我的底

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嗨

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再見

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等等,掀妳的底?

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我想幫妳

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我等亂電樂團出專輯等了一輩子

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終於有人要幫他們出了

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雖然這個人可疑到不行

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我為了拉攏他們
也許稍微誇大了自己的職位,但是...

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他們是唯一一視同仁地有愛無類的樂團

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妳不用說謊

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大言不慚的謊言是娛樂工業的中流砥柱

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如果你不介意的話...大消息!

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昆西瓊斯和崔維斯巴可也傳簡訊給我了

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他們超想聽你們的新作品

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快點開工吧!

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空氣中一定有什麼東西

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確實有

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是創意!

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該加把勁寫幾首好歌

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唱給我們眾多的超棒追求者聽

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越快越好,因為他們都搶著跟你們合作

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競爭越來越慘烈了

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利波斯?利波斯?

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開闊的心胸需要新鮮的空氣

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-對,沒錯
-對

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咱們努力點,別讓唱片公司小姐失望

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是啊

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鏽斗有一份我們寫歌的創意清單

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對哦,那份清單

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牙膏、彩色糖衣杏仁、蟹肉棒...

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那個是購物清單了,看看另一面

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披薩貝果、9V電池、素肉丸、玉米片

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玉米片!

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這份清單我喜歡

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-是啊,我們表現不錯
-確實

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現在讓諾拉見識一下咱們的能耐吧

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(涼拌高麗菜沙拉)

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沙拉是誰想的?

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我知道清單上沒有,但我突然靈感泉湧

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-美食爵士
-讚的啦

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我覺得我們好像忘了什麼東西

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玉米片!

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我們今天手風太順了

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有沒有人有折價券?

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我是諾拉辛,瓦克斯鎮唱片執行長

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我在找人製作亂電...

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喂?

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我知道他大概忙著製作熱門專輯,但...

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對,喂?喂!

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我是諾拉辛,瓦克斯鎮唱片執行長

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嗨,對,喂,嗨,對,嗨

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對,我是諾拉辛,瓦克斯鎮唱片執行長

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請稍候

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潘妮瓦克斯曼辦公室,請稍候

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抱歉,剛剛是愛黛兒打來的

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對,她是我的客戶,也是朋友

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可以告訴我捷德的手機嗎?喂?

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別說了,你讓我受寵若驚

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我是真心的,潘妮,妳越來越年輕了

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你也是,我不知道你是怎麼維持的

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-很凍齡
-過來

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你真的很會說話

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小甜心

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傑傑,你看起來...

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俊美?帥氣?

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全憑意志力和乳清蛋白
潘妮很可愛吧?

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你來找她幹嘛?

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只是談一些無聊的公事

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這間公司的事就是我的事

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事實上,我正在跟我們的一個樂團合作

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要出一張專輯

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我現在比較關注我串流軟體的獲利模式

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但是我認識很多藝人
我可以幫妳跟阿瑪拉牽線

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抱歉,妳大概只知道她叫蜜桃貓朵佳吧

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大家都叫她蜜桃貓朵佳,除了我
因為我們關係非常好

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不用了,但很高興看到你這麼有發展

142
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不再是以前那個汗流浹背
幫全辦公室買貝果的小子

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-記得嗎?你那時候好會爆汗
-對

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我記得

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等「貝果小子」買下這家公司時
再看看爆汗的是誰

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什麼?

147
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別緊張,我不會讓妳失業的
搞不好還會讓妳管這個地方

148
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我有個會要開

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-很高興能跟你敘舊
-是啊

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再見

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我愛妳

152
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什麼?

153
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你剛剛說什麼?

154
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沒說什麼,後會有期

155
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妳剛剛跟傑傑開會?

156
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那個貝果小子看起來真不錯,對吧?
他說我的腳很漂亮

157
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他想幹嘛?

158
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肌肉男要幫他的應用軟體
買下我們的音樂版權

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說他很需要老歌

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老歌?妳居然沒把他一腳踢出去?

161
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甜心,我也老了

162
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說到這個,我約了明天做醫美

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做點小手術

164
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我要妳明天去醫院接我

165
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醫院,明白

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要我做什麼都行,但求妳不要賣給他

167
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妳這麼說

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只是因為妳跟傑傑有過一段

169
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而妳痛恨這個樂團

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是因為妳跟牙博士曾經有過一段

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我無話可說了,好吧

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我給妳一個機會
妳得用這張新專輯讓我刮目相看

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不然我就把公司賣了

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懂了嗎?

175
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一言為定,樂團已經進錄音室
大展身手了

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相信我,潘妮,這張專輯肯定火

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火!

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別又來了

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為什麼?

180
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獻給小姐的道地夏威夷花圈

181
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我叫他們工作,他們又給我開派對?

182
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妳有妳的做法,他們有他們的做法

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諾拉!

184
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看來我只能更努力撒謊了

185
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所以妳要加碼?

186
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這也算是一種做法啦,好

187
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開玩笑的吧?

188
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各位派對之王

189
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諾布!

190
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這是在幹嘛?

191
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大消息,我們去買東西了

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-對
-對,沒錯

193
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蘭花正在打折

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所以我編了幾條花項錬,接下來

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我們就開了這個來者不拒
冰島、海洋、泛大西洋

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戴椰子殼胸罩的馬里布海灘派對

197
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以滿懷敬意的方式代表全球所有的

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大陸和珊瑚礁群島

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這是個泳池派對

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不穿泳衣也歡迎

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酷啊,但不是說好要
開始錄專輯了嗎?記得吧?

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專輯,對,知道嗎?

203
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我們完全忘了這回事

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-是我們的錯
-對啊

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沒關係,我也覺得這個派對超棒
我們一點問題都沒有

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但是很多大牌製作人都搶著要我們

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我恐怕沒辦法一直拖延他們

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你們在好萊塢露天劇場演唱時
不能唱那些老歌吧?

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我是不是忘了告訴你們?我場地訂好了

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真的假的?真是天大的好消息

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-保重
-我頭好暈

212
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,303
而且不是舒服的那種暈

213
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:40,641
還有捷德,記得嗎?
你們最愛的天王級製作人捷德

214
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,142
我跟他約在馬里布見面

215
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,770
他一直在求我要跟你們合作

216
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:47,981
我的天啊!

217
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,609
珍妮絲,妳還好嗎?

218
00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:51,777
聽得到我們嗎?

219
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,404
妳臉色好蠟黃

220
00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:56,073
-謊言
-她醒過來了

221
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,866
珍妮絲,告訴我們怎麼回事

222
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:58,992
謊言

223
00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,993
蝨子?

224
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,161
謊言

225
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,871
她長頭蝨了

226
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:05,541
謊言

227
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,503
各位,長頭蝨不會昏倒,是別的問題

228
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,880
謊言

229
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:14,633
謊言

230
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,928
她說「謊言」

231
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,847
知道嗎?這就說得通了

232
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,473
珍妮絲有嚴重過敏

233
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:25,144
聽到任何不實的謊言和蠢話就會發作

234
00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:29,189
等等,你們是說珍妮絲對騙子過敏?

235
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,192
對,但是不可能

236
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,612
因為在場所有人
都是我們信任圈裡的忠實友人

237
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,865
除非

238
00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:43,328
有黑心的騙子混進來了

239
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,249
現身吧

240
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:56,967
好,我自首,我騙了你們

241
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,429
我一直說從來沒有錯過你們的演唱會

242
00:12:00,429 --> 00:12:02,014
其實那不是真的

243
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:07,144
2014年我得了嚴重結膜炎
錯過了你們的澤西演唱會

244
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,857
這不是真的吧?

245
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:16,278
但弄成這樣
絕對不可能是因為我小小的謊言

246
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,615
表示現場一定還有某個人

247
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:23,869
羅織了一個漫天的謊言之網

248
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:25,913
有沒有人要自首?

249
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:29,333
老實說

250
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:33,629
穆哥,你太讓我失望了

251
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,881
你應該覺得羞愧才對

252
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:39,343
我太難過了,要回家冷靜一下

253
00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,136
-謊言
-嗨

254
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,601
很高興這個愛的禮物
不是一隻吱吱叫的孔雀

255
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,894
但是我得走了

256
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,104
再見

257
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,358
不管了,山羊我收下了

258
00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:57,778
來...來

259
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,404
再見,戴倫

260
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,284
好,為各位拍最後一張高空自拍照

261
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,204
我們東京見,漢娜粉們

262
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:13,627
{\an8}主題標籤謙自誇,主題標籤實話

263
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,255
妳絕對不會相信剛剛發生的事

264
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:20,217
談妳的問題之前
先誇獎一下我的天才布景

265
00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:24,429
妳是網路騙局界的大衛布萊恩

266
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:26,723
謝謝

267
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,016
漢娜,我完全照妳的話去做了

268
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,686
我天花亂墜地扯謊,進展非常順利

269
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:31,603
那當然

270
00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,897
結果發現全世界那麼多樂團

271
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,985
我偏偏找了一個吉他手
是個嬉皮人形測謊機的樂團

272
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,821
就是啊,我是娛樂圈的人

273
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,531
如果不能說謊,我就混不下去了

274
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,784
好,妳看這件事的角度完全錯了

275
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,454
謊言只是還沒有成真的事實

276
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,207
漢娜,妳站在馬桶座前自拍

277
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:53,667
這一切都是假的

278
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,212
好,但有一家私人噴射機公司
剛剛發了私訊給我

279
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,757
說只要我肯貼文
就要免費載我去峇里島

280
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,342
那可是千真萬確的

281
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,136
但捷德不是真的,好嗎?

282
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,847
我根本不認識那麼大牌的音樂製作人

283
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,810
妳就是那種手機只用來講電話的人

284
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,399
他每天早上都去魯尼恩峽谷爬山
去認識捷德吧

285
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:19,401
妳真的很會啟發人

286
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,944
我知道

287
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,155
妳要答應我,你們製作暢銷專輯時

288
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,740
會介紹我跟他認識

289
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,741
一言為定

290
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,203
-什麼時候可以談談那隻山羊?
-牠叫達倫,個性很差

291
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,630
捷德...捷德!

292
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,090
捷德!

293
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,384
捷德,你好嗎?我是諾拉

294
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,721
你走得真快,我找得你好苦

295
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,139
我在爬山

296
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,307
打去我辦公室,好嗎?

297
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,268
老實說,我只佔用你一、兩分鐘就好

298
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,938
抽筋...我抽筋了,我要昏倒了
要死掉了

299
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,855
我要死掉了

300
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,565
-我死了
-妳還好吧?

301
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,068
喉嚨好乾

302
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,323
你想不想拿葛萊美獎?

303
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,033
我拿過一次了,謝謝

304
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,701
送妳吧

305
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,911
達倫

306
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,496
妳忘了達倫

307
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,206
帶達倫回車上

308
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:15,165
安尼莫?

309
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,083
捷德!

310
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:17,542
你們認識?

311
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,961
-妳在開玩笑嗎?
-對

312
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,671
我跟亂電樂團是老交情

313
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:21,672
好極了,對

314
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,799
若早知道你們是朋友就好了
但是好極了

315
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,258
跟樂團說我會跟他們聯絡的

316
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,176
我們一定要聚聚

317
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:29,721
其實樂團需要大牌製作人
製作他們的第一張專輯

318
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,264
我們在想也許...

319
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,058
再見,達倫

320
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,518
你不能就這樣放了牠

321
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,852
再見!

322
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:37,938
好

323
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:41,108
好消息是情況不可能更糟了

324
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,611
{\an8}(潘妮:在醫院等,妳人呢?)

325
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,530
{\an8}(美容手術完成,還在等)

326
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,739
{\an8}(諾啦?哈囉?妳來不來?諾拉?)

327
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,659
{\an8}糟糕,我忘了去接潘妮

328
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:54,871
我來找潘妮瓦克斯曼

329
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,415
-諾拉,妳來了
-穆哥?

330
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:58,250
珍妮絲看到妳一定會很高興

331
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,168
等等,珍妮絲?

332
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,923
呼叫奧托維茲醫師,呼叫奧托維茲醫師

333
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,176
不

334
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,595
我幹了什麼好事?

335
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,599
別自責,這與妳無關

336
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,601
都是默格害的

337
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,063
我叫「穆哥」,我再次誠摯道歉

338
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:24,067
你是該道歉
只為了掩飾爛眼睛的事實就說謊

339
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,944
珍妮絲沒死是運氣好

340
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,781
各位,這不能怪穆哥

341
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:32,993
要怪我

342
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,829
妳?妳為什麼說謊?

343
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,956
妳是唱片公司高階主管

344
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,041
我不是

345
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,878
沒有什麼大牌製作人打電話給我

346
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,047
我也沒有幫你們訂到好萊塢露天劇場

347
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,133
而且對你們的創作過程很有意見

348
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,843
你們的過程爛透了

349
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,553
但問題出在我

350
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,637
我是騙子

351
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,893
我的身體突然好了

352
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:00,645
這個房間好舒服

353
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,273
你們看起來都好棒

354
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,650
寶貝,妳回來了

355
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,486
沒錯,她真的回來了

356
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:12,616
都是因為唱片公司小姐承認說謊

357
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,495
一針見血,典型旳利波斯

358
00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:19,289
因為她承認說謊

359
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:24,336
諾拉,我們一直以為妳對我們有信心

360
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,463
-對啊
-我是有信心

361
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,048
那部分是真的

362
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:30,550
我已經不知道該相信什麼了

363
00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:36,473
再見,諾拉

364
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,476
-妳覺得如何?
-很好

365
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:42,395
-聽到妳的聲音真好
-真是謝天謝地,對吧?

366
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,772
利波斯說妳死了

367
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,607
-我以為妳死了
-沒有,我好得很

368
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:50,779
呼叫奧托維茲醫師,呼叫奧托維茲醫師

369
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:53,532
潘妮?

370
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,742
反正不是瑪丹娜就對了

371
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,828
但常有人認錯

372
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,663
聽著,抱歉遲到了

373
00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:03,208
感覺我最近只會讓別人失望

374
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,336
妳聽起來很難過,妳很難過嗎?

375
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,296
我看不到妳是不是很難過

376
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,756
我本來想吼妳的

377
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,217
但妳難過的話吼妳就不過癮了

378
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,760
對,我很難過

379
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,472
我對樂團說謊,背叛他們的信任
還差點害死珍妮絲

380
00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:20,308
我只是想裝到弄假成真

381
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,936
結果弄得一團糟

382
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,021
裝到弄假成真?

383
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,482
妳以為我是靠這招爬到今天的位置?

384
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,734
對啊,大家不都是這樣嗎?

385
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,612
才不是,我靠的是殘忍的誠實

386
00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,657
孩子,這才是成功的祕訣

387
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,078
誠實才是王道,永遠要做真實的自己

388
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:42,789
萬一真實的自己不夠好呢?

389
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,168
閉嘴,妳很棒!

390
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,753
妳這是藥物的副作用嗎?

391
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,299
沒錯,就是這樣

392
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,093
我接受

393
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:02,142
誰在推我?是你嗎,巴瑞曼尼洛?

394
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,686
我好震驚

395
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,021
這麼多年來

396
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:09,649
我們一直以為娛樂圈
是一片充滿信任和真理的樂土

397
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,734
對...對

398
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,778
幸虧還有二手車業務員和政治人物

399
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,072
知道嗎?我只是很高興

400
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:18,909
珍妮絲沒有因為諾拉的謊言之網
而一命嗚呼

401
00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:23,038
不過蜘蛛是我們的朋友
牠們是自然界中的編織手

402
00:19:23,038 --> 00:19:24,623
沒錯,沒錯

403
00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:29,252
我只是想不通
唱片公司小姐為什麼要那樣騙我們

404
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:32,547
抱歉闖進來

405
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:34,549
但是我敲門敲了一個小時

406
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:35,467
我們知道

407
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,718
我可以進來嗎?

408
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:38,553
拍好了

409
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,888
妳可以把門打開一點

410
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,558
但我不希望妳用妳的謊言毒害珍妮絲

411
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,104
聽我說

412
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,733
我之所以說謊,假裝自己是別人

413
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:54,653
是因為覺得自己不夠好,配不上你們

414
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,073
事實是我成長的過程很曲折

415
00:19:58,073 --> 00:20:00,909
我媽的人生很失敗

416
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:06,081
我爸走了之後,我必須照顧妹妹

417
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,291
我說太多了

418
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,002
不會,不會,請繼續

419
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:17,634
但那時候,就算情況再離譜

420
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,805
我永遠可以大聲放音樂

421
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:26,559
在房間裡又唱又跳,直到烏雲散去

422
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,311
你們知道嗎?

423
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,730
所以我才想做這一行

424
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:36,319
因為音樂是我永遠的支柱

425
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,988
說得好

426
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:40,365
-對
-諾拉

427
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,243
問題是我入行太晚

428
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,705
所以現在只能邊做邊摸索

429
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,249
但是有一件事我很確定

430
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,712
我帶的是跟全世界最棒的樂團

431
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,131
妳在帶吉米吉姆和胡扯樂團?

432
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,549
不是,鏽斗

433
00:20:57,549 --> 00:21:00,302
我帶的是牙博士與亂電樂團

434
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,264
對,你們現在還不能
在好萊塢露天劇場演唱

435
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:08,435
但我保證會盡全力實現這個目標

436
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,895
因為我對你們有信心

437
00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,983
妳想打噴嚏或反胃嗎?

438
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,652
不,這是真實的諾拉

439
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,990
對我們打開她的心房

440
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:26,619
妳在閃閃發光

441
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,126
現在是什麼情況?

442
00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:38,757
真的不用這樣

443
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,726
現在變成大合唱了

444
00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,528
別讓我感動

445
00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:29,432
諾拉

446
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:41,611
妳回來了

447
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,571
還順利吧?

448
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:45,323
很順利

449
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,034
看吧,裝到弄假成真

450
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:52,080
我不用這招了,說謊對亂電樂團沒有用

451
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,874
等等,所以樂團知道真相了?

452
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:55,834
對

453
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:56,751
他們不在乎

454
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,920
妳不是高階女主管?

455
00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,838
不在乎

456
00:22:59,838 --> 00:23:01,172
天哪!

457
00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,342
妳一定覺得如釋重負

458
00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:05,802
沒錯

459
00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:08,388
撒謊、圓謊真的好累

460
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:10,348
沒錯,我懂

461
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:13,143
我現在正在富士山展開史詩登山壯舉

462
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,354
我有更好的東西

463
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,491
新鮮空氣能撫慰心靈

464
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:33,329
我現在明白醫生為什麼叫我
多從事健康的活動

465
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,290
對吧,博士?

466
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,209
我建議你再找人針對我的意見提供意見

467
00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:39,794
快到了

468
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:43,173
而且下去的時候比較輕鬆

469
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,008
現在不是在下去?

470
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,679
這有比拿馬桶對著我的臉好嗎?

471
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:52,015
忍著點,小娜,習慣之後就好了

472
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,435
沒想到妳居然喜歡爬山

473
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:59,355
不是我愛吹噓
但是我從星期二就開始爬山了

474
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,774
我覺得認識真的諾拉很棒

475
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,485
對,我也是

476
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:06,446
下次我會試著聽你的忠告

477
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:09,199
妳肯聽我的試唱帶我就滿意了

478
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,242
你還真是死纏爛打,對吧?

479
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,327
沒錯

480
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,205
現在妳也開始認識真正的我了

481
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,332
天啊

482
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,209
再見,達倫

483
00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:23,004
看來妳也習慣那個怪咖了

484
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,381
穆哥?不,他不是我的菜

485
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:28,551
保重!

486
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,595
好

487
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,145
很棒吧?

488
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:45,318
我雖然很喜歡綠幕,但這是假裝不來的

489
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,070
對啊

490
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,280
管這些人也是不能假裝的

491
00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:53,743
我只希望誠實會有好結果

492
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,162
我想這叫做因果報應

493
00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:06,339
對,我...請稍等

494
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,882
對,諾布

495
00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:09,634
什麼?找我的嗎?

496
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,595
-是誰?
-妳的因果打來了

497
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,681
不會吧

498
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,352
喂?

499
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:47,755
拍囉

500
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,135
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