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- (ENGINE CLANGS)
- Whoa!

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- (STEAM HISSES)
- Hey!

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That's not good.

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It's actually, like, totally great.

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Too true.

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'Cause when the van breaks down,
the band gets down.

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- (ALL LAUGH)
- JANICE: Oh, wow.

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Two, three, four!

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(SIREN BLARES)

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No, no. Uh-uh. No.
You're causing quite the jam here.

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- Jammin's what we do.
- No, I mean...

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

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- You gotta get movin'.
- After we're finished groovin'?

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Do you take requests?

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Two, three, four!

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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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LIPS: <i>Previously on</i> Muppets Mayhem...

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{\an8}- Hi. Can I help you?
- TINA: Hello.

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{\an8}I hope this is the right place.

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{\an8}We're lookin' for our son.

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{\an8}Mama?

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Daddy?

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TINA: We're here to bring you
on home, Junior. (CHUCKLES)

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GERALD: Yep.

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Well, we always wanted
to come to Cavity Con,

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but the timin' was never right,

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'cause the dental practice
was always just boomin'.

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- Boom!
- (GASPS)

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Boom! Enjoy.
These the best beignets in New Orleans.

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- Ha-ha! Boom!
- JANICE: Okay. That's...

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Well, hello, Floyd Pepper.

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Ma'am.

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Eat up. Y'all look like
a bunch of toothpicks. (CHUCKLES)

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Anyway, imagine our surprise when we hear
they are givin' us the honor of honors,

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The Million Smiles Award,
and it's happenin' here at the Cavity Con.

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I'm so confused.

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It's like an Oscar,
except for somethin' important.

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The dental achievement of the century.

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We're really here to get Junior to stop
wastin' his time with this music nonsense,

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get him to take over our dental practice
like he promised

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or break his mother's heart.

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- Ain't that right, Gerald?
- Yep.

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Who wants dental floss?
Floss-toss, floss-toss, floss-toss. Ha-ha!

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- Show 'em how it's done.
- DR. TEETH: All right.

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Put the floss between your teeth.
Up above and underneath.

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- That's a rhyme for happy teeth, right?
- Yep.

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What is happening?

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All right. Off to the hotel.
Kisses to y'all.

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(SMOOCHES)

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Ma'am.

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Floyd.

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Hmph.

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Wait, Dr. Teeth is an actual doctor?

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Yep, our dear old Doc is a musical hero
of hearts and souls.

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He's also a fully licensed
and accredited doctor of teeth.

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So, yeah.

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Uh, guys, is he okay?

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JANICE: Oh, for sure not.

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He's just having a vivid,
stress-induced flashback.

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(OLDIES MUSIC PLAYING)

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TINA: All aboard The Molar Express.
Who wants dental floss?

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- Right, Gerald?
- Yep.

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(HORN TOOTING)

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But first, time for floss-toss.

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Floss-toss.

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- Junior...
- Hmm?

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...go nab me some more free samples.
These kids are lovin' 'em!

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All right, Mama.

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(GUITAR STRUMMING)

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Say, that's a catchy tune.

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Well, thank you. I'm still learnin'.

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Yeah, I cannot seem to get my finger
around the little string there,

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but, say, do you play?

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No, no.
Hey, but you know what I like to do?

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- What's that?
- I sneak into the clubs on Bourbon Street.

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- Yeah?
- And peek through the windows.

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- Yeah?
- I always get caught. But, hey, it's...

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- Yeah, it's free.
- Yeah.

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Hey, well, you can pop in here anytime
to hear the tunes I'm tinkerin' on.

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If you want. Like, this one I'm workin' on
goes like this.

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(PLAYING GUITAR RIFF)

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- (HARMONICA PLAYING)
- (GUITAR STOPS PLAYING)

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- (CHUCKLES) Yeah!
- Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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No, no, no! Hey, consider it a gift.

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You know,
because you slobbered it up and all.

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- No, no. I can't.
- (LAUGHS) Sure, you can. You're a natural.

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And thanks to you,
I think I got my bridge.

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Let's take it from the top? Come on, now.
Two, three, four.

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(BOTH PLAYING BLUES MUSIC)

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Ha-ha! I love it!

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- (GASPS) Junior. What are you doin'?
- (GASPS)

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That mouth toy'll blow the enamel
right off your teeth.

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- Tell him, Gerald.
- Yep.

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That's my fault, ma'am.
Yeah, he was just holdin' it for me.

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Well, you best take it back,

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'cause this fine boy
is gonna be a doctor one day.

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- Yes, ma'am.
- Let's go, baby.

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Y'all have a nice one.

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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- Thanks.
- Yeah. Hey, don't worry about it.

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Future Doctor Man.

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See you around.

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Whoo!

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Flashback.

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- Are you okay?
- Who's feeling gumbo?

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It's crawdaddin' time.

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(EXCLAIMING LOUDLY)

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Crawdadding? No.
I just got you guys back on track.

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And now, we're off again.

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See, every decade or so,
Teeth's parents roll into town

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and get him all spun out about takin' over
the family dental practice.

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But, like, don't worry.

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We just have to wait for him

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to cycle through
his emotional rejuvenation journey.

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What?

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Yeah. But eventually, he tells them no,

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- and things go back to normal in no time.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Uh-huh. And how much time is "no time"?

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Could be a week, sometimes a month.

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One time, it was a majority of the aughts.

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Ooh, wow.

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That was, like, such a wild time.
The naughty aughties.

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Fun stuff. But we can't lose
our lead singer for a week to a decade.

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No. I'm gonna go talk some sense into him.

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- Teeth!
- FLOYD: Hold on. Come back!

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JANICE: Wait. There's a lengthy process!

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FLOYD: What you don't know is nothin'.
JANICE: Hold on.

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- Nora!
- Oh, my God. (CLEARS THROAT)

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Yep. That's her name.

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- Nora.
- Yeah. We got her back, you and me.

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- Nora.
- Any reason you keep repeatin' that?

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- (WHISPERS) Nora.
- And now, you're whispering it.

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- (WHISPERS) Nora.
- Okay.

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(LAUGHS)

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Boat's read', got my waders.
Last call for crawdaddin', y'all.

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Wait, you can't just go... And, he's gone.

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Oh, like, that just means
that phase one of his process

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has, like, officially begun.

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The good news is,

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it always ends
with a delicious jumbo gumbo. Mmm.

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Bad news is, then comes phase two.

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Wait, phase two?

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Creative malaise.

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- Creative what?
- Creative mayonnaise.

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Creative what?

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- (PLAYING SAD TUNE)
- Why?

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Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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- Why?
- ZOOT: Huh.

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Maybe the next line is Z.

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And after the phase of malaise,
comes musical self-doubt.

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Yeah, who am I kiddin'?
I'm no ivory tickler.

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I can't even ding the dang triangle.

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What?

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See? Doesn't sound good.

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See?

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And after he dings the dang,
then comes explosive rebellion.

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Enough! I don't need you!

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I don't need my parents!
And I don't need triangles!

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In fact, I rejectify shapes of all kinds.
Even the rhombus.

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- Then comes explosive regret.
- FLOYD: Mmm.

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- Oh, I am so sorry.
- (GROANS)

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I'm so sorry.

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And this is nothin'
compared to the next phase,

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which is a very abrupt flashback...

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<i>(POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE</i> PLAYING)

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Oh, my baby boy
is a certified tooth doctor.

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Like your late great granddaddy said,

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"May your spit cups always overflow
with good fortune."

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- Ain't that right, Gerald?
- Yep.

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Aw, thanks for all those
wonderful words, Mama.

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And that nice one from you, too, Daddy.

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Well, it is about to get nicer.

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(TINA CHUCKLES)

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- Great Granddaddy's solid gold floss case?
- Indeed.

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You go say bye to your dental friends
while we go get The Molar Express.

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- Come on, Gerald.
- Thank you, Mama. Thank you, Daddy.

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TINA: Move your little tushy, Gerald.

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(GUITAR STRUMMING)

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(FLOYD VOCALIZING)

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Oh! Hey there! I know you.
Future Doctor Man, right?

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Or should I say, Present Doctor Man?
Remember me from the music shop?

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Oh, yeah.

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I barely recognize you
with the mustache and no glasses.

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Yeah, well,
I grew 'em out and threw 'em out.

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And do I walk into walls sometimes?
You bet. (CHUCKLES)

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- Now, I just let the music be my guide.
- Well, I salute that, Sarge.

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Actually, I got dishonorably discharged
from West Point

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for turning Taps into a jazz odyssey.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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And now I'm just followin' my dreams.
Kinda like you, huh?

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- Yeah. Yeah, I suppose so.
- Yeah.

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(DISCORDANT NOTE PLAYS)

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I still can't get the hang
of that last string.

194
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You ever thought
about playin' the bass guitar?

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Mmm. Less strings, less fingers.
You are smart, Doc.

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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

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Hey, that reminds me.
I've been holdin' on to somethin' for you.

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- Here you go.
- Come on!

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I can't believe you have that.

200
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I always wanted to thank you
for that bridge you gave me.

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You know...

202
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How about takin' it for another spin?

203
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Oh, no, thanks. No, no, I'm no musician.
I don't even know how to...

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(PLAYS HARMONICA)

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FLOYD: That's it.

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Come on, now.

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00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,962
(HORN TOOTING)

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TINA: All aboard, Junior.

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(GASPS)

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Are you fraternizing
with that music hooligan again?

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Well, your father won't allow it.
Ain't that right, Gerald?

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00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:22,975
Yep.

213
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Thanks again, but you best keep that.
And good luck with your dream, Sarge.

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00:11:34,987 --> 00:11:37,614
You, too, Doc. You, too.

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(PLAYING FRENETICALLY)

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Nothin' like
a fantabulous little flashback

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to get those fingerlings aflyin'.

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- Whoo!
-"Whoo" is right!

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- Does it mean this whole process is done?
- No, no.

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This is just, like, his phase
of manic prosperity.

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You know what? I'll take it.

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- Look at him go.
- Mmm-hmm.

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- Moog, please tell me...
<i>- Recording every note.</i>

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Dude, I could kiss you right now.

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<i>Yeah, I'm just doin' my job.</i>

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- Nora.
- Oh!

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Yep.

228
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We all know you dig Nora.

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Nora.

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Oh, wow. Your hand's on my heart now.

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- Nora.
- Okay.

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Hey, look, I got work to do here, buddy.
All right? So maybe no more Nora-ing?

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- Okay.
- All right.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- ANIMAL: Nora, Nora, Nora...

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- (ANIMAL'S VOICE RECEDING)

236
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,559
NORA: It's unbelievable, Hannah.

237
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,437
Dr. Teeth's mom derailed the whole album.

238
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,274
- That lady's done a number on her kid.
- Sounds familiar.

239
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,693
(SCOFFS) Come on.

240
00:12:56,819 --> 00:13:00,948
Look, I may have major issues with Mom,
but you can't compare her to Tina Teeth.

241
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,201
All I'm saying is that you've been there.

242
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,829
If anyone can help out Teeth, it's you.

243
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,539
JANICE: Okay.

244
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:13,502
(SIGHS) My compost-enriched goat cheese
mask has finally curdled to my face.

245
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,629
- Hope I didn't miss girl talk.
- Nope.

246
00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:18,757
Just an unsolicited therapy session
with Hannah.

247
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,551
Ooh, speaking of therapizing,

248
00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,220
tomorrow's gonna be, like,
a major doozy of a day,

249
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,180
with Dr. Teeth's next phase.

250
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:28,851
Romantic impulsivity.

251
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,645
- Twinkles.
- What do you want?

252
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:35,482
- You're interrupting hot wing time.
- The news I bring trumps all.

253
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,317
- (GASPS)
- Would you do me the honor

254
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,486
of being my law-riffically wedded wife?

255
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,864
For all eternity.

256
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,074
Stop! Don't answer.
His parents are in town.

257
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,118
- What?
- Did I not mention that?

258
00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:47,870
Again, with your mother?

259
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:50,873
Six times, we've been through
this <i>meshuggenah</i> process

260
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,916
I'll make sure it never happens again.

261
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:55,377
Either way, I'm keepin' this.

262
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,964
The only thing I love more than a wing,
is a ring.

263
00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:04,052
Look, Teeth. I know things are complicated
with your mom, okay? Trust me, I get it.

264
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,554
But at the end of the day,

265
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,473
you have to stand up
for your own dreams, okay? Not theirs.

266
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,019
But...

267
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:14,730
But, how?

268
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,065
By putting an end to this whole process

269
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,444
and finally showing your parents
that you already are a doctor.

270
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,238
A doctor of the heart and soul.

271
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,242
Heart and soul, indeed.

272
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,495
Much obliged, Label Lady.

273
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,376
(WORRIEDLY) Hey.

274
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,005
What did you do?

275
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,467
Like, why would you tell the Doc
to just, like, end the process?

276
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,344
Like, why would you do that?

277
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,263
Uh... 'Cause this insanity has to stop.
And you're welcome.

278
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,599
Man, you just don't get it, do you?

279
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,894
- Teeth can't just end the process.
- Why not?

280
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,773
'Cause, like, the process always ends
with Teeth telling his parents no.

281
00:14:57,773 --> 00:14:59,524
But the only way that happens

282
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,944
- is if he does the whole process.
- BOTH: Whole process.

283
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,238
But now, you done
prematurely ended said process,

284
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,533
Teeth never says no
and embraces the horrible life

285
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,412
- of a financially secure dentist.
- BOTH: Secure dentist.

286
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:15,457
Listen, there's no way
Dr. Teeth is gonna be Dr. Teeth,

287
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,293
the dentist one. I'll just figure out
a way to bring him back.

288
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,462
I would wait
until after the next flashback.

289
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,633
- What flashback? Teeth isn't even here.
- It ain't his flashback.

290
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,051
It's mine.

291
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,180
I don't think
you've been brushing, Eugene.

292
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,348
FLOYD: Excuse me.

293
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,935
I'd like to make one reservation
for the Cajun Pride Swamp Tours.

294
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,230
It pains me to tell you,
but their office is next door.

295
00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:41,775
Oh, hey, it's you! It's the good doctor.

296
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,318
Well, I'll be.

297
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,404
- If it ain't Sergeant Pepper.
- (CHUCKLES)

298
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,990
You just wandered
into my family's dental practice.

299
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,702
Oh, is that what this is?
Ain't life funny that way.

300
00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,287
- (LAUGHS)
- Since I'm here, you might as well

301
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,580
take a look under the hood, huh?

302
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,250
All right, well, open wide and say "ah."

303
00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,794
Ahhhh.

304
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,171
- Yep. I see the problem.
- What's that?

305
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,965
- You ain't got no teeth.
- Oh.

306
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:06,466
You're gonna need a bridge.

307
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,969
Well, you already gave me
one of those, remember?

308
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:10,679
(PLAYING GUITAR RIFF)

309
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,097
(VOCALIZING)

310
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,892
I meant a dental bridge,
but yours is much more pretty.

311
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,938
Come on. You still have it?

312
00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,859
I shouldn't. But I shall.

313
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,903
- Oh!
- (BOTH PLAYING BLUES MUSIC)

314
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,155
That's right.

315
00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:32,784
(VOCALIZING)

316
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,202
- Hey!
- Come on, man.

317
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,789
What in the blessed bayou
is going on in... (GASPS)

318
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,791
- You again?
- Ma'am.

319
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,170
What is that busker boy doin' in here?

320
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:47,007
That's what I keep asking myself, Mama.

321
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:50,052
The universe keeps bringing us together.

322
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,638
I think it's destiny.

323
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,349
Dentistry is your destiny.

324
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,643
And one day, you will take over

325
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:02,230
and bring miles of smiles
to everyone just like you promised.

326
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,774
- Right, Gerald?
- Yep.

327
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:10,489
Mama's right. I made a promise
to take over the family practice.

328
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,824
Hmph.

329
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,662
I just didn't say when.

330
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,419
What you doing there?

331
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:29,800
Oh, just a little bit of security,
you might say. Let's go.

332
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,051
Where we headed?

333
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,178
To our destiny.

334
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,351
FLOYD: Think your parents
will miss the bus?

335
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:40,602
DR. TEETH: Absolutely.

336
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,564
Man, long flashback.

337
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,067
Yeah, Zoot's still in it.

338
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,528
(GROANING SOFTLY)

339
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:04,835
All right. No more flashing back.
We gotta help Teeth with his parents.

340
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,504
We're too late. He's gone.

341
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:13,135
- He's with his parents at Cavity Con.
- And he left this behind.

342
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,553
His gold tooth cap?

343
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,055
He really is gone gone.

344
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,809
No. Everyone go grab your gear.
It's time to go make some mayhem.

345
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,103
Let's go.

346
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,606
- Nora.
- Oh, God, not again.

347
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:31,486
Look, this gig is the most important
opportunity in my life,

348
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,864
and I'm not gonna blow it
by crushing on my boss.

349
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:34,948
Not that I am.

350
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,450
- Nora!
- Okay, fine. Maybe a little.

351
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,743
(CHUCKLES)

352
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:42,747
You don't know her. She only dates,
like, super slick dudes like JJ.

353
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:46,710
You know, and I'm just a struggling...
Why am I explaining this?

354
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,795
Just drop it. Okay?

355
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,506
- Hey, you coming, or what?
- I'm all yours.

356
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,175
- Don't.
- (SIGHS)

357
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,635
Okay.

358
00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,222
Nora.

359
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,974
(LAUGHING)

360
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:04,144
ANNOUNCER: <i>Please welcome the winners of
The Million Smiles Award,</i>

361
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:07,564
<i>Dr. Tina Teeth
and her lifelong dental assistant, Gerald.</i>

362
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,399
- TINA: <i>Oh, you are too kind.</i>
- (CROWD CHEERING)

363
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:13,195
<i>Would you look at that?
The Million Smiles Award.</i>

364
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,613
{\an8}<i>I gotta tell you,</i>

365
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:17,782
{\an8}<i>Gerald and I never dreamed
that we would be honored like this.</i>

366
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,492
{\an8}<i>-Ain't that right, Gerald?</i>
- Yep.

367
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:23,830
<i>Though we may be retiring,
the Teeth practice will go on,</i>

368
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:27,375
<i>thanks to our son returning home
to fulfill our greatest dream.</i>

369
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,336
<i>Step on up and say something, Junior.</i>

370
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,754
<i>- Come on.</i>
- All right, Mama.

371
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,797
- FLOYD: <i>Attention, Cavity Con...</i>
- (GUITAR STRUMMING)

372
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:37,552
<i>...paging Doctor Gerald Teeth Junior.
Hey there, brother.</i>

373
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,847
<i>You know, we've been writing this song
since the day we met.</i>

374
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,099
<i>I think it's time to finish it, don't you?</i>

375
00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,478
<i>He will do nothing of the sort, busker.</i>

376
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,813
<i>Why you always gotta be
nothing but trouble?</i>

377
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:54,402
<i>Well, you can call it trouble, ma'am.
I just call it being what I gotta be.</i>

378
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,363
NORA: Yo, Teeth.

379
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:58,740
It's time to rock, Doc.

380
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,664
Well, all right.

381
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,167
- (DR. TEETH CLEARS THROAT)
- (GASPS)

382
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:11,127
<i>Oh, my heavens.</i>

383
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,339
<i>Don't you do it, Junior!
You made me a promise.</i>

384
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,566
DR. TEETH: This sure beats
drillin' for fillin's. Mmm, mmm.

385
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,651
Would you look at that?

386
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,029
The aurora borealis.

387
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:22,991
So bright,
probably shining down on Dallas.

388
00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,909
(CHUCKLES) Can you picture that?

389
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,006
(PLAYING HARMONICA)

390
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,764
- (CHUCKLES) Look at that.
- Whoa!

391
00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:49,017
DR. TEETH: He's keeping the beat
with them cans of beets.

392
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,227
I think our duo just became a trio!

393
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,896
(BOTH LAUGH)

394
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,481
Play it, Animal!

395
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,072
- Hold still. Thank you, bus.
- (CAMERA WHIRRING)

396
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,533
{\an8}(VOCALIZING)

397
00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,497
(LAUGHS)

398
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,082
Yeah.

399
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,000
Now, that's what I call a roof canal.

400
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,794
(BOTH LAUGHING)

401
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:35,897
(CROWD CHEERING)

402
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:39,651
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Junior, oh, my goodness. Just...

403
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:42,320
Mama, Mama,
you don't have to say anything.

404
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,782
I made you both a promise a long time ago,
and I intend to keep it.

405
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:48,451
Not if I have anything to say about it.

406
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,203
- Gerald?
- Daddy?

407
00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,539
You listen to me, Junior.

408
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:55,708
All we ever wanted for you
was a bright future.

409
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,585
Bringing smiles to the world.

410
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,464
Looking out here today, it's clear.

411
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:05,427
You've been bringing millions of smiles
to people for a long time.

412
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:12,392
So, if anyone deserves this here award,
it's the one, the only Dr. Teeth.

413
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:14,602
Ain't that right, honey?

414
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:20,525
Yep.

415
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:26,656
- Oh, Mama.
- TINA: Oh, Junior. Mmm.

416
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,616
DR. TEETH: Thank you, Mama.

417
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,660
And thank you, Floyd Pepper.

418
00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:32,787
Ma'am.

419
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:36,374
TINA: Junior, you were amazing.
You're just like your mama.

420
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:38,543
DR. TEETH: Two, three, four!

421
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,715
(SHOUTING)

422
00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,929
(SINGING CONTINUES)

423
00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,141
- Yeah. What is that? Is it a C?
- Mmm-hmm.

424
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,191
Take it up there. Put it on the board.

425
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,692
The Muppets will know that, too.

426
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,946
Another one done, and it's a beaut.

427
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,158
Wow! Six songs in six days.
You guys are on fire.

428
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:12,327
It wouldn't be possible
without you, Labels.

429
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,747
First, you helped us
break through our writer's block,

430
00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:19,751
and then you untangled my twisted
familial convictions, as they say.

431
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:22,337
I'm just glad that at the end of the day,

432
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:24,756
your parents were able to embrace
your dream,

433
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,049
you know, instead of theirs.

434
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:28,176
Thank you.

435
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:34,599
(DOOR OPENS)

436
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,977
Okay, I need to get some sleep,

437
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:41,147
because that band really does know
how to rock and roll all night.

438
00:24:41,689 --> 00:24:44,400
And "part of every day."
Which are the lyrics, FYI.

439
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,197
Wait, I never noticed that tattoo.

440
00:24:49,197 --> 00:24:50,532
Oh, yeah.

441
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,076
<i>-"One Love,"</i> huh?
- Mmm-hmm.

442
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:54,786
Lifelong Bob Marley fan.

443
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:57,288
You don't say.

444
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,375
No way!

445
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,461
It's crazy, right? What are the chances?

446
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,631
You know,
I guess it's kinda like Teeth and Floyd.

447
00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:10,635
Sometimes, music just brings
the right two people together.

448
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,930
Yeah. It's destiny.

449
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,143
- I'll, um, see you tomorrow.
- Yeah, night.

450
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,314
Nora.

451
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,201
Nora.

452
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:05,690
Say "cheese." (SNEEZES)

453
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,609
- Oh, dear.
- (CAMERA WHIRRING)