1 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,458 Rock on! Rock on! Rock on! 2 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:48,966 {\an8}Ladies and gentlemen, for years, audiences across the universe 3 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,053 have been desperate for a glimpse into the creative process 4 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,889 of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. 5 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,100 {\an8}And today, for the first time ever, 6 00:00:57,100 --> 00:01:00,353 I give you what... Oh! Oh. You're just going right in. Okay. 7 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,606 Okay, okay, you may be wondering 8 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,067 why a film crew is descending upon your sacred space. 9 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,152 No, I'm not sure we should start the chorus in G. 10 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:09,612 Well, let's try it in J. 11 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:12,156 I figured that you're finally crankin' out songs, 12 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:16,911 we could capture the magic of The Mayhem in an epic rockumentary, huh? 13 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:18,412 Who's gonna play me? 14 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,957 You. Yeah, you play you. That's the best part. 15 00:01:20,957 --> 00:01:23,501 All you guys gotta do, is bring the love and magic 16 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,711 that is The Electric Mayhem. 17 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,172 The world needs more love, especially right now. 18 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,716 And even JJ agrees that this band is pure love. 19 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,052 Wait. I'm sorry, did you say J... 20 00:01:33,052 --> 00:01:35,805 - Oh, what's up, my homies? Whoa, easy. 21 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:37,348 - Bad! Whoa! 22 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:40,560 Animal, bud, look at me, okay? JJ good, not bad. 23 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:42,854 Yeah, yeah, JJ cool, JJ friend. 24 00:01:42,854 --> 00:01:43,938 "Friend"? 25 00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:48,818 Yeah, um, I, too, am confused. Is JJ helping us now? 26 00:01:48,818 --> 00:01:51,362 Actually, after he bought us more time with Penny, 27 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,947 we decided to grab a coffee and... 28 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,157 Wait, like a date? 29 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,950 - What? - Nothin'. 30 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:58,452 Back in the day, we'd have these big brainstorm sessions, 31 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,580 and we picked up right where we left off. 32 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:04,167 - And boom! We had a great idea. Mmm-hmm. 33 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,586 Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem 34 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,840 get immortalized by having their own rock and roll documentary, 35 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,884 - just like The Beatles did with... 36 00:02:12,884 --> 00:02:14,427 - Get back! - Okay. 37 00:02:14,427 --> 00:02:19,557 Get Back is the name of the Beatles doc, and it's a smash. And, guess what? 38 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:22,310 We've locked in an all-star director to help us get goin'. 39 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,437 Did someone say one-star director? 40 00:02:24,437 --> 00:02:26,355 Everyone, meet Kevin Smith. Okay. 41 00:02:26,355 --> 00:02:28,566 - Director of Clerks, Clerks II. - Clerks III. 42 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,402 Before you say anything, just know that he's done so much more 43 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:32,737 than foul-mouthed comedies. 44 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:35,281 He's made action movies, horror, political satire... 45 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:37,617 And whatever Yoga Hosers was. 46 00:02:37,617 --> 00:02:39,452 - Oh, wow, burn. 47 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:43,706 Dr. Teeth, you still got the bite. Man, I have missed all of you so much... 48 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,667 - Brosci! - Ahh! Get in here. 49 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:47,793 Brosci. 50 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,462 Of course, you guys know each other. 51 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:52,590 Yeah, he's our Bro Pesci, our Broey Ramone, 52 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:54,634 our Broseph Gordon-Levitt. We go way back. 53 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:56,761 You wouldn't wanna meet me back in the old days. 54 00:02:56,761 --> 00:02:59,180 I was a real square from Jersey until I met The Mayhem. 55 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,598 Ooh, for sure. 56 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:03,935 Now, after a lifetime of making critically panned R-rated movies, 57 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:07,313 I'm finally ready to embrace family-friendly entertainment. 58 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,607 I wanna make a film about all the joy and love 59 00:03:09,607 --> 00:03:11,901 brought into this world by my favorite band. 60 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:13,194 The Commodores. 61 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,363 Not the Commodores. I'm talking about The Mayhem! 62 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:16,697 - You guys! - All right. 63 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,949 Listen to me very carefully. 64 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:19,742 - You see this camera? Yeah. 65 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:20,993 Do not look into this camera. 66 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,161 No, no, no, no, no. 67 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,121 Yeah, I want you to act naturally. 68 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,707 That's the key, okay? We'll go for one, here we go. 69 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:29,168 - And, action. Just gonna act natural. 70 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,114 {\an8}Action. 71 00:04:01,867 --> 00:04:02,868 Whoa! 72 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:05,162 Nice. 73 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,539 Herbal tea? 74 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:11,627 Elvis Presley should play me in this movie. 75 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,714 Zoot, buddy, Elvis is dead. 76 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,216 What? When? 77 00:04:20,428 --> 00:04:23,055 - Yeah. I'm diggin' that riff, man. 78 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,932 Add some sauce, boss. 79 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,517 - Here we go! - Don't mind me. 80 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:28,311 I'll just be over here, knittin'. 81 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,316 You won't even know I'm here. 82 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,695 Ain't she somethin'? 83 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:41,657 Yes, she's definitely somethin'. 84 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:46,078 Thanks for helping everyone get camera-ready, Han. 85 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:48,748 Are you kidding? I love being the glam squad. 86 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:52,668 Also, trapping people in my make-up chair gets me all the hot goss. 87 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,421 Oh. Speaking of, spill the tea on you and JJ. 88 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:59,008 There's no tea to spill. The only thing I have time for is finishing this album. 89 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:00,259 And shooting this doc. 90 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,136 And booking the band at the Hollywood Bowl. 91 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,347 You're doing the thing where you use busy work life 92 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,140 as an excuse to blow off your love life. 93 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,516 Help, I need somebody! 94 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,395 - I'm gonna go save him. - Uh-huh. 95 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:23,115 - Yo, Moop. -"Moog." 96 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,450 I know, right? 97 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,953 So, I've been thinking, your knowledge of all things Mayhem 98 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:32,625 could really help this doc be the lovefest that Nora wants it to be. 99 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,669 Yeah. No. Yeah. What... Anything to help Nora. 100 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:40,091 Great. What do you have on Animal that's fun? 101 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:42,134 Are you serious? Yeah, no... Uh... 102 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:45,554 First off, Animal rarely takes baths. He's always like, "Too wet." 103 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,181 - Good stuff. That's good. 104 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,349 Oh. 105 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,683 Animal loves bunnies. 106 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,018 - Bunnies? - Yes. 107 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,521 - Yeah, okay, that'll work. - For what? 108 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:57,525 To stop Animal from killing my vibe with Nora. Thanks, pal. 109 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,655 Wait. What just happened? Can you play that back for me, please? 110 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,740 No. 111 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:09,829 - What do you think of this, Teeth? 112 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,626 You know, like that. What'd you think? 113 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,213 - Yeah. 114 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,382 If you're suggestin' we take a fiver, 115 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:24,969 - uh... I agree. - It's nice and snug. 116 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:30,683 Hey, it's my main man... 117 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:31,934 - ...imal. 118 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,769 I know. JJ bad. 119 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:38,441 But perhaps, bunny good? 120 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:41,694 - Bunny! - Yeah, that's right, that's right. 121 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:45,823 Now, if, um, Bunny good, maybe JJ good, too? 122 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:48,117 - Bunny man good. - All right. 123 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,454 - Aw. I knew he'd warm up to you. Yeah. 124 00:06:52,163 --> 00:06:53,664 What? 125 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:18,063 What about James Brown? He'd be a good me. 126 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:21,317 Uh, Zoot, I think that guy's dead. 127 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:23,611 What? When? 128 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,780 Here's what I was tryin' to play for you yesterday. 129 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,245 - Yeah. 130 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,376 Yeah. 131 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:51,639 - Grilled cheesy wedge? - Mmm-mmm. 132 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:55,226 - Grilled cheesy wedge? - Ahh! Moog, Moog, Moog. 133 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:58,479 What are you doin'? - You're not going anywhere. Sit. 134 00:07:58,938 --> 00:08:00,147 Yep, okay. 135 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:03,567 While I take care of these heinous dark circles, 136 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,111 you tell me about your adorable crush on my sister. 137 00:08:06,237 --> 00:08:09,073 What? No. 138 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,368 - How'd you know? - Glam squad knows all. 139 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,745 Then you know that I can't compete with JJ. 140 00:08:14,745 --> 00:08:16,997 Dude just used my Mayhead knowledge against me. 141 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,500 Love is a game with no rules, Moog. 142 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:22,044 Which means, anyone can win. Even you. 143 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,671 Yeah, but I don't play games. 144 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,465 - My jam is just being sweet. - How's that going for you? 145 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:27,591 Really bad. 146 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:29,051 Then switch it up. 147 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,554 Wait, why do you wanna help me? 148 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,264 I am Team Moog all the way. 149 00:08:33,806 --> 00:08:37,017 - Thank you. - Okay, but you can't be you. 150 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,769 Okay, so, you're not Team Moog? 151 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:41,480 I'm just saying you've got to do it JJ's way. 152 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,567 Play his nasty game, but better. 153 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:53,284 Don't mind me. I was moved by the music. 154 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:55,786 And I move we take another fiver. 155 00:09:02,626 --> 00:09:04,878 - Hey, Lips! My man. - Hey, Nobu. 156 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:08,632 Listen, I could really use your help taking this documentary to the next level. 157 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,883 Maybe with some star power. 158 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,427 Yeah, I figured that's coming up. 159 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:13,012 It seems like you know everyone. 160 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:15,514 Any chance you have one of the Beatles on speed dial? 161 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:19,852 Oh! Yeah, we go way back with the B... Let's see, I gotta... 162 00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:22,563 Okay, all right. Hey, really hope that was a "yes." 163 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:24,315 Love, love me do. 164 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,866 Bunny man? 165 00:09:33,866 --> 00:09:35,618 Yeah, I'm the bunny man. 166 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:40,372 And I figured your little cottontail pal could use some company. 167 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,958 One bunny, two bunny. 168 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,336 Two bunny. 169 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,630 Whoa! No! My kicks! 170 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,841 Oh, man! I am so sorry. Please, let me repay you. 171 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:52,217 Fine, they're 800 bucks. 172 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:56,055 What? No! Uh-uh. Not with money. 173 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:58,265 I can help with more of my Mayhead knowledge. 174 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,225 No need. Animal's my homie now. 175 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:04,271 No, help with Nora. Right? She wants this movie to be a huge lovefest, right? 176 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,815 I know exactly how you can make that happen. 177 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,109 Right, if it helps Nora. 178 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,904 So, just ask Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem 179 00:10:11,904 --> 00:10:14,490 how they got the name Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. 180 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,450 - Okay. All right, cool. - All right? 181 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,410 - Thank you. Dude, we gotta hang. - Of course. 182 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,371 - Okay. - We gotta hang. 183 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:25,584 Now you're just helping the competition to impress my sister? 184 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:28,295 - That's how you "play the game"? - Oh, no, no, no, no. 185 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:30,839 That's how I win it. 186 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,508 I know who should play me. 187 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:33,759 Frank Sinatra? 188 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,135 Also dead. 189 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,304 What? When? 190 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,934 Hey, if you guys are takin' a break, 191 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:45,229 how about you tell us the epic tale of how you got your name? 192 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:47,231 - Oh! There is a... - There is a... 193 00:10:47,231 --> 00:10:48,857 There is no story there. 194 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,318 - Oh, like, of course, there is. - Of course they do. 195 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,113 Bunny! Bunny! 196 00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:55,989 When we started, we called ourselves 197 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,534 "The Good Times Happy Trails Super Smiles Fun Band." 198 00:10:58,534 --> 00:11:01,537 "TGTHTSSFB" for short. 199 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,455 Oddly, our short was just as long. 200 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,582 Great story, good memories, the end. 201 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:09,420 The end? You didn't even get to the good part. 202 00:11:09,420 --> 00:11:10,587 They met me. 203 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:15,175 It was the first time the band ever played the Whiskey a Go Go. 204 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,137 Oh, yeah, we were, like, opening for the opening act. 205 00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:19,221 Man, forget the... 206 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:23,726 That's when I saw my Big, Golden Tooth Olive on stage, 207 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:28,230 and I felt a burning deep in my soul and scalp. 208 00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,399 My hair caught on fire. 209 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:34,403 Our ambitious laser light show shorted out zappin' people without prejudice. 210 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:37,656 And when the rubble was cleared, and I came to, 211 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:40,117 I gave the band a record deal. 212 00:11:40,451 --> 00:11:43,579 And a new and improved name, 213 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,623 Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem. 214 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,251 And I gave her my honest feedback, which is, 215 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,878 "Why is Teeth's name in the front?" 216 00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,213 And I gave him my response, 217 00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,883 "Because I said so." 218 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,010 And, I gave in. 219 00:11:58,510 --> 00:12:02,514 - Phew! Try that in a court of law. - Lips is right. 220 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,100 You know, we really got the shaft in that origin story. 221 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,852 - Mmm-hmm. - Um, like, guys? 222 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:10,522 We totally agreed years ago to never discuss the name thing 223 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,150 and keep it bottled up, like healthy people do. 224 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,612 That's exactly right. Look, it doesn't matter how we're monikerized, 225 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,282 at the end of the day, we all know this band has no front man. 226 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,202 Easy for you to say, given that you're always in the front, man! 227 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,328 - Hey! - Guys, hey... 228 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,913 Even our logo is your big mouth! 229 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,499 Your big mouth! - Let's just... What just happened? 230 00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,834 And it's your little thing that's always... 231 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,253 - I'm gonna... 232 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,255 I'm talkin' to you! 233 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,423 They're fighting. 234 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,467 The band that never fights is fighting. 235 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,802 - What did you do? - Nothing. 236 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,512 I asked them how they got their name. 237 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:45,682 Oh. Yeah. No, that story always brings out the worst in them. 238 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,143 Man, I wish you would've asked me first. 239 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,188 - I did. - I'll handle this, JJ. You've done enough. 240 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,023 Nora. Nor... 241 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,859 Well-played, pal. 242 00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:01,073 You know, not that it matters, but you are way out of your league here. 243 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,700 Am I, though? 244 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,371 Why don't you save yourself the humiliation and slow your roll? 245 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,373 Or what? 246 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,292 Or the gloves come off. 247 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,794 Well, too late, 248 00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,004 - 'cause mine are already off. - Oh, yeah? 249 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,841 Yeah, and my skin is soft. 250 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,221 Weird flex, but okay. Game on. 251 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,931 Bunny! 252 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,643 Bunny! Come back, bunny! 253 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:37,401 One bunny, two bunny. 254 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,611 Huh? 255 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,030 Bunny? What? 256 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,408 Bunny make more bunny! 257 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,660 Whoa! Whoa! 258 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,161 Whoa! 259 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,580 Bunny tickles. 260 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,375 Now, I demand the band name be changed! 261 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:58,505 This is a personal and professional atrocity on all levels. 262 00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,798 - Oh, for sure. - See? 263 00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,924 Oh, please. 264 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,594 - We all know what this is really about. - What? 265 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,889 You're jealous I got a sweater that turtles my neck. 266 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,973 What if I am? 267 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,726 Well, then, I'll see if Penny can make you one! 268 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,604 That would be very much appreciated! 269 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,230 You are very welcome! 270 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815 - Well, thank you! - Thank you! 271 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,984 - You're welcome! - You're welcome! 272 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,110 Thank you! 273 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,653 You're welcome! 274 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,031 Wait, Floyd. Where are you going? 275 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,992 Just like the dark horse himself, George Harrison, 276 00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:31,538 I'll be takin' my leave and goin' home in polite protest. 277 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,040 This is your home. 278 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,791 Get out of my way! 279 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,251 Floyd, come back! 280 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,754 Hi, I'm Susanna. 281 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,924 Lips said you needed a Bangle for some sort of music doc? 282 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,634 Wow. Susanna Hoffs. 283 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,801 Ta-da! 284 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,511 Dude, I asked for the Beatles. 285 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,013 - She's from The Bangles. - Yeah. 286 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,098 As in, I wanted a Ringo or a Paul. 287 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,434 It's cool. I'd do anything for Lips. 288 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,811 He taught me how to walk like an Egyptian. 289 00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,274 It was fun in the '80s. 290 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,277 Hey, we're looking to cast a Zoot. Wanna audition? 291 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,404 - Sounds fun. - Let's run lines. 292 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,031 - Here's the script, Zoot. - Oh. 293 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,407 What script? 294 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,869 It's a documentary, okay? And you're already Zoot. 295 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,580 We're doin' a documentary? 296 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,630 What are you talking about? 297 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,799 - Nothing to do with it. - Easy for you to say. 298 00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,300 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 299 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,469 Still arguing about the band name? 300 00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:31,807 No, that was just, like, a gateway fight to deeper, more personal band issues. 301 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:36,645 They called Penny intrusive and my hat repulsive. Neither are true. 302 00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,314 They called me a diva and a cheapskate. 303 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,440 Half true. 304 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,610 They called me capricious and flighty. Both true. 305 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,654 They called me a chrysanthemum. 306 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,115 Sometimes, a man has to look in the mirror, Lips. 307 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,241 What? 308 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,534 I do not have time to stand this. 309 00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,869 I'll call my hairdresser. You don't know nothing. 310 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,622 Stop, okay? All this fighting is freaking out our director. 311 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,166 You know the films he's made, so that's saying a lot. 312 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,168 All right, all right. I suppose, 313 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,423 in the spirit of band harmonality, we cease fire. 314 00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,925 And resume work on this love song about Penny. 315 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,260 - Let's get back... - My friend! 316 00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,012 I wrote this song about Janice. 317 00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,304 Janice? Yeah. 318 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,515 I believe you are deeply discombobulated. 319 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,935 Oh! I am very much bobulated! 320 00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,271 Tell him, baby. Tell him who I wrote this song for. 321 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,024 Like, actually, I wrote this love song about me. 322 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,026 You can't write a love song about yourself! 323 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,652 It goes against the laws of nature! 324 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,741 I'm on, like, a journey of self-healing, so, I can write about whoever I want. 325 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:35,412 Then I'm gonna write my own love song about my other true love. 326 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,456 Uh... Soup! 327 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,587 Soup soup-di-doup How I love my soup 328 00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:48,508 Soup don't make me frown But you guys let me down 329 00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,720 You're a hurtful group So I stick with my soup 330 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,347 Soup soup-di-doup My soup 331 00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,435 Yeah, still kind of a work in progress, 332 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,480 but I think it illustrates how much I love soup. 333 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:06,234 Feels like less of a love song about soup and more of a spiteful attack on us. 334 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,029 Doesn't matter. Wanna know why? We don't need songs about soup. 335 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,281 Then what's your stance on a nice, steamy chowder? 336 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,367 That is not a soup, and you know it! You tell him, Janice. 337 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536 Like, why do you care what I think? 338 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,999 Truth is, I never enjoyed any bowl-based cuisine. 339 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,751 - Hey, I'm here. 340 00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,836 Are you Nora? 341 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,631 Paula Abdul? Oh, snap! What's happening here? 342 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883 Lips here said you needed me for a cameo, 343 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,303 and I owe him big time because he introduced me to Skat Kat. 344 00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,387 Very well. 345 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:39,017 Right on. I'm so sorry, though. There seems to be a mix-up. Again. 346 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,604 Yes, Lips, I had asked you for a Paul, not Paula. 347 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,816 Paula. I'm so sorry, but, yeah, don't make a day, okay? 348 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,152 Hey! P Abby D, what it be? 349 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,655 - Floyd, bring it in. Ha-ha! Yeah. 350 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,781 How you doin', honey? 351 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:56,701 Never better. Just wrote a boilin' hot soup-centric love song 352 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,037 out of sheer spite to get back at Janice. 353 00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,914 And it's, like, totally working. 354 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,125 Hey, you need some choreography? 355 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,545 Oh! Straight up! Let's do it! 356 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,798 Uh, Nora? We got a situation back here. 357 00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,634 Oh, God. No, no, no. No, no, no, that's mine. 358 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,136 Hey, what's up, y'all? 359 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,097 I'm Zoot. 360 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,016 Whoa! It's like lookin' into a mirror. 361 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,686 Actually, it's me, Morgan Freeman. 362 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,813 - You got the part, Marvin. 363 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,398 Okay. All of that is wrong. 364 00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,984 I'm so sorry, Mr. Freeman, 365 00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,946 but there is no part because we already have a Zoot. 366 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,072 Where? 367 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,658 - You. You're Zoot. - Huh? 368 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,328 Which is why I am going to study his every move and mannerism. 369 00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039 I'd like to know what it feels like to walk in your shoes. 370 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,792 Huh. Here. Let's ask Jimmy. 371 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,544 Hmm. It's not so bad. 372 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,550 This may very well be the role of a lifetime. 373 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,093 Whoa. 374 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,097 Hey, we're here to audition for Zoot. 375 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,891 We're not casting for Zoot. 376 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,602 Great. Lost another role to Freeman. 377 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,397 There is no role, okay? Because Zoot is Zoot. 378 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,816 And there's nothing you can do to change my mind. 379 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,234 I can do this. 380 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,155 Okay. 381 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,492 - No, no, no. No. That's expensive. 382 00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,869 That's e... Oh, my God. 383 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,164 Do the soup spoon, do the soup spoon. And stir, 384 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,457 - and stir. Stop. Stop. 385 00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,001 Where are the clean sharp moves? Again. 386 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,794 - Five, six, seven, eight. 387 00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,879 Do the soup spoon, 388 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,172 - do the soup spoon. Yes. 389 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,466 And stir. - Hey! Enough. 390 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,509 - Okay, everyone needs to leave. 391 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,012 Yeah, Paula Abdul, Morgan Freeman, all the Zoots. 392 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,640 Everyone just take a bunny and go. 393 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,934 - It's been an honor. - Yeah. 394 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,311 Not you, real Zoot. You stay. 395 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,980 - Who? Me? - Wow. This is such a disaster. 396 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,690 I can't believe I let this happen. 397 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,943 - About that. Look, I can explain. - Moog. 398 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,653 No, no, I'm sick of the game. 399 00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,029 This is all my fault. 400 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,155 - What? - I gotta admit it. 401 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,533 Working on the doc, giving Animal the bunnies, 402 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,578 even trying to buy the label, it was all just an excuse to 403 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,622 get close to you. 404 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,290 Why? 405 00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,460 Look, when you broke up with me, 406 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,171 you said it was because I was an unemployed, 407 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,967 video game-obsessed loser. 408 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,471 That's why I worked 24/7 to build up my business, 409 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,100 and my net worth, which somehow, led to fitness, 410 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,770 and lasering off all my body hair, and taking hand gesture classes. 411 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,564 So, you're saying that you became you for me? 412 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,649 No. 413 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,778 I became me for us. 414 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,407 I, uh... 415 00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,328 Hey, can we cut, please? 416 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,706 Cut? Are you nuts? We're getting good stuff here. 417 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,000 How? None of this has anything to do with the band. 418 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,295 Hey, we agreed to make a documentary about love, 419 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,006 and that's what I'm shooting here. You chasing your Amy. 420 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,465 What? My what? 421 00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,677 Come on, this dude's clearly your Amy, man. 422 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,013 The one you regret dumping, the one that got away. 423 00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,056 Really? You regret it? 424 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,892 Okay, why is this about me all of a sudden? 425 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,978 This is supposed to be about the band, okay? 426 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,438 And their love for each other. 427 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,107 This is the love the world needs to see, not me. 428 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,777 Wow, you're, like, totally deflecting. 429 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,237 Yeah. Maybe. 430 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:23,033 I've been so obsessed with my career that when it comes to my love life, 431 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,493 I don't even know where to start, Janice, okay? 432 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,870 Is that what you wanna hear? 433 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,498 You're not alone. Love is hard for most people. 434 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,544 But we're not most people. 435 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,005 Uh, the Doctor's right. 436 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,674 I'm sorry I got all heated up about our band name. 437 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,967 Hey... 438 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,302 It's fine by me. 439 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,095 But not by me. 440 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,182 I hereby take this moment. 441 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,017 From this day forward, 442 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:53,521 we am, is, are, and be, they whom are known as 443 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,649 just The Electric Mayhem. 444 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:01,196 You're a generous man with a beautiful hat. 445 00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,822 Thank you, Doc. 446 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,407 Always, my brother. 447 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,534 But most of all, 448 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,413 thank you, Nora, for using your absolute brokenness 449 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,999 to bring our total togetherness. 450 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,419 You're welcome, I guess. 451 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,965 And, cut. Yes! 452 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,843 Show people, I think we got it. 453 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,514 Got what? This wasn't a lovefest, it was utter chaos. 454 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,599 We couldn't even get a Beatle to drop by. 455 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,728 Nora, we wanted to show the world what love really is, am I right? 456 00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,608 Love is chaos and it's passion. And it's confusing. 457 00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,276 And it can be very messy. 458 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:44,948 You don't need a Beatle to show the world how y'all feel about each other. 459 00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,783 You already have. 460 00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,119 Well, what do you know? 461 00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,414 Silent Bob drops some knowledge at the end of the movie. 462 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,751 You know what? You're right. 463 00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,379 - We really don't need Paul McCartney. 464 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,802 Well, I guess, all that's left now is a big ending. 465 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,304 Yeah? What do you have in mind? 466 00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,391 Looks like glam squad really does know all. 467 00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,893 Yeah, like you ever listen. 468 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,146 I guess it did take an entire film crew and a famous director 469 00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,398 to get me to stop hiding and live a little. 470 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:25,173 - We make a pretty good team, huh? - I knew we would. 471 00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,718 Listen, um, about the stuff I said earlier... 472 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,054 No. Don't. 473 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:36,434 It means a lot that you just stopped with all the games and got real. 474 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,270 You're saying I didn't have to laser off my body hair? 475 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,943 Hey. 476 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,321 For what it's worth, I'm still Team Moog. 477 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,702 Okay, so, what's the next move? 478 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,290 Honestly, I think your only move is to just 479 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:01,751 let it be. 480 00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,390 Here it comes for the lovely lady. 481 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,475 - Here's one for the Ax Man. - Thank you. 482 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,977 - Here's one for Toot. - Give me. 483 00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,895 One for the Zoot. - This is good. 484 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,232 Nice. So, Craig, stick a 24 on the A-camera. 485 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,025 How about here? Give us a wide. 486 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,485 Seventy-five mil on the B, 487 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,946 and give me a close-up of Animal the whole way through. 488 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,197 Precious! 489 00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:34,993 Mind the kidneys. 490 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:40,039 Well, well, from The Shire to The Shack, Sir Peter Jackson is here. 491 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,708 Been a while, PJ. 492 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,503 You know, we ain't seen you since that night in Wellington, 493 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,171 when we met the Feebles. 494 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,506 Yeah, it was a bad night. 495 00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,301 Two of them are in witness protection. The rest are in prison. 496 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:56,723 So, uh, why is Sir Peter Jackson here? 497 00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:59,225 Well, Lips saw my documentary Get Back. 498 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,393 I've won a few awards. 499 00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,605 Basically, my documentary put the Beatles on the map. 500 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,774 And Lips tells me you guys are gonna be bigger than the Beatles. 501 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,279 - Mmm. - Um... Like, Mr. Peter Jackson? 502 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:12,697 "Sir Peter" is fine. 503 00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:17,577 Like, Mr. Sir Peter Jackson, we, like, totally already made our movie. 504 00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,662 I'm sorry, Janice, but I don't make movies. 505 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,998 Huh? - I make trilogies. 506 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,666 Ah! 507 00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:27,128 All you guys need to do is be natural. Don't look at the camera. 508 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,504 Just give me your talent. 509 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,506 - Yeah. All right. - We can do that. 510 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,383 Yeah, that's right! I feel it. 511 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,509 And, action. 512 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,830 Here we go. 513 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,877 Now, you take one of me.