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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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ANIMAL: <i>Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!</i>

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{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen,
for years, audiences across the universe

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have been desperate for a glimpse
into the creative process

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of Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

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{\an8}And today, for the first time ever,

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I give you what... Oh! Oh.
You're just going right in. Okay.

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Okay, okay, you may be wondering

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why a film crew
is descending upon your sacred space.

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No, I'm not sure
we should start the chorus in G.

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Well, let's try it in J.

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I figured
that you're finally crankin' out songs,

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we could capture the magic of The Mayhem
in an epic rockumentary, huh?

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Who's gonna play me?

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You. Yeah, you play you.
That's the best part.

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All you guys gotta do,
is bring the love and magic

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that is The Electric Mayhem.

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The world needs more love,
especially right now.

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And even JJ agrees
that this band is pure love.

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Wait. I'm sorry, did you say J...

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- Oh, what's up, my homies? Whoa, easy.
- (ANIMAL GRUNTS)

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- Bad!
- JJ: Whoa!

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Animal, bud, look at me, okay?
JJ good, not bad.

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Yeah, yeah, JJ cool, JJ friend.

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"Friend"?

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Yeah, um, I, too, am confused.
Is JJ helping us now?

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Actually, after he bought us
more time with Penny,

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we decided to grab a coffee and...

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Wait, like a date?

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- What?
- Nothin'.

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Back in the day, we'd have
these big brainstorm sessions,

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and we picked up right where we left off.

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- And boom! We had a great idea.
- NORA: Mmm-hmm.

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Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

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get immortalized by having their own
rock and roll documentary,

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- just like The Beatles did with...
- (GROWLS)

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- Get back!
- Okay.

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<i>Get Back</i> is the name of the Beatles doc,
and it's a smash. And, guess what?

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We've locked in an all-star director
to help us get goin'.

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Did someone say one-star director?

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Everyone, meet Kevin Smith. Okay.

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- Director of <i>Clerks, Clerks II.
- Clerks III.</i>

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Before you say anything,
just know that he's done so much more

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than foul-mouthed comedies.

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He's made action movies,
horror, political satire...

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And whatever <i>Yoga Hosers</i> was.

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- (ALL CHUCKLING)
- Oh, wow, burn.

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Dr. Teeth, you still got the bite.
Man, I have missed all of you so much...

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- Brosci! (LAUGHING)
- Ahh! Get in here.

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Brosci.

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Of course, you guys know each other.

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Yeah, he's our Bro Pesci,
our Broey Ramone,

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our Broseph Gordon-Levitt. We go way back.

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You wouldn't wanna meet me
back in the old days.

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I was a real square from Jersey
until I met The Mayhem.

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Ooh, for sure.

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Now, after a lifetime of making
critically panned R-rated movies,

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I'm finally ready to embrace
family-friendly entertainment.

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I wanna make a film
about all the joy and love

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brought into this world
by my favorite band.

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The Commodores.

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Not the Commodores.
I'm talking about The Mayhem!

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- You guys!
- All right.

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Listen to me very carefully.

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- You see this camera?
- ALL: Yeah.

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Do not look into this camera.

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ALL: No, no, no, no, no.

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Yeah, I want you to act naturally.

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That's the key, okay?
We'll go for one, here we go.

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- And, action.
- FLOYD: Just gonna act natural.

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(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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{\an8}KEVIN: Action.

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Whoa!

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Nice.

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MOOG: Herbal tea?

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Elvis Presley should play me
in this movie.

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Zoot, buddy, Elvis is dead.

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What? When?

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- (PLAYING JAZZ RIFF)
- Yeah. I'm diggin' that riff, man.

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Add some sauce, boss.

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- Here we go!
- Don't mind me.

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I'll just be over here, knittin'.

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You won't even know I'm here.

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Ain't she somethin'?

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Yes, she's definitely somethin'.

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(SIGHS) Thanks for helping
everyone get camera-ready, Han.

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Are you kidding?
I love being the glam squad.

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Also, trapping people in my make-up chair
gets me all the hot goss.

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Oh. Speaking of,
spill the tea on you and JJ.

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There's no tea to spill. The only thing
I have time for is finishing this album.

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And shooting this doc.

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And booking the band
at the Hollywood Bowl.

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You're doing the thing
where you use busy work life

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as an excuse to blow off your love life.

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Help, I need somebody!

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(YELLING)

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- I'm gonna go save him.
- Uh-huh.

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(TUNING GUITAR)

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- Yo, Moop.
-"Moog."

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I know, right?

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So, I've been thinking,
your knowledge of all things Mayhem

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could really help this doc be the
lovefest that Nora wants it to be.

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Yeah. No. Yeah. What...
Anything to help Nora.

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Great. What do you have on Animal
that's fun?

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Are you serious? Yeah, no... Uh...

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First off, Animal rarely takes baths.
He's always like, "Too wet."

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- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- Good stuff. That's good.

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Oh.

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Animal loves bunnies.

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- Bunnies?
- Yes.

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- Yeah, okay, that'll work.
- For what?

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To stop Animal from killing my vibe
with Nora. Thanks, pal.

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Wait. What just happened?
Can you play that back for me, please?

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(HESITATES) No.

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- (PLAYING BASS RIFF)
- What do you think of this, Teeth?

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(SINGING)

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You know, like that. What'd you think?

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- Yeah.
- (DR. TEETH MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

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If you're suggestin' we take a fiver,

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- uh... I agree.
- It's nice and snug.

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- (DR. TEETH MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
- (CHUCKLES)

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(KICK DRUM BEATING)

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JJ: Hey, it's my main man...

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- ...imal.
- (GROWLS SOFTLY)

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I know. JJ bad.

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But perhaps, bunny good?

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- Bunny!
- Yeah, that's right, that's right.

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Now, if, um, Bunny good,
maybe JJ good, too?

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- Bunny man good.
- All right.

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- Aw. I knew he'd warm up to you.
- JJ: Yeah.

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What?

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- (ANIMAL COOS)
- (JJ CHUCKLES)

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(SOULFUL KEYBOARD PLAYING)

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What about James Brown?
He'd be a good me.

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Uh, Zoot, I think that guy's dead.

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What? When?

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Here's what I was tryin' to play
for you yesterday.

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(SINGING)

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- (VOCALIZING)
- Yeah.

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(VOCALIZING) Yeah.

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(PENNY WAILING)

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(SQUEAKS)

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- Grilled cheesy wedge?
- Mmm-mmm.

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- Grilled cheesy wedge?
- Ahh! Moog, Moog, Moog.

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- MOOG: What are you doin'?
- You're not going anywhere. Sit.

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Yep, okay.

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While I take care
of these heinous dark circles,

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you tell me
about your adorable crush on my sister.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) What? No.

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- How'd you know?
- Glam squad knows all.

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Then you know
that I can't compete with JJ.

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Dude just used
my Mayhead knowledge against me.

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Love is a game with no rules, Moog.

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Which means, anyone can win. Even you.

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Yeah, but I don't play games.

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- My jam is just being sweet.
- How's that going for you?

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Really bad.

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Then switch it up.

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Wait, why do you wanna help me?

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I am Team Moog all the way.

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- Thank you.
- Okay, but you can't be you.

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Okay, so, you're not Team Moog?

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I'm just saying
you've got to do it JJ's way.

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Play his nasty game, but better.

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(PENNY VOCALIZING BADLY)

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(CHUCKLES) Don't mind me.
I was moved by the music.

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And I move we take another fiver.

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- Hey, Lips! My man.
- Hey, Nobu.

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Listen, I could really use your help
taking this documentary to the next level.

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Maybe with some star power.

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Yeah, I figured that's coming up.

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It seems like you know everyone.

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Any chance you have one of the Beatles
on speed dial?

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Oh! Yeah, we go way back with the B...
Let's see, I gotta... (MUMBLES)

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Okay, all right.
Hey, really hope that was a "yes."

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Love, love me do.

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(CHUCKLING)

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Bunny man?

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Yeah, I'm the bunny man.

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And I figured your little cottontail pal
could use some company.

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One bunny, two bunny.

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(LAUGHS) Two bunny.

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Whoa! No! My kicks!

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Oh, man! I am so sorry.
Please, let me repay you.

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Fine, they're 800 bucks.

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What? No! Uh-uh. Not with money.

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I can help with
more of my Mayhead knowledge.

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No need. Animal's my homie now.

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No, help with Nora. Right? She wants
this movie to be a huge lovefest, right?

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I know exactly
how you can make that happen.

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Right, if it helps Nora.

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So, just ask
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem

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how they got the name
Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

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- Okay. All right, cool.
- All right?

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- Thank you. Dude, we gotta hang.
- Of course.

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- Okay.
- We gotta hang.

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Now you're just helping
the competition to impress my sister?

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- That's how you "play the game"?
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

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That's how I win it.

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I know who should play me.

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Frank Sinatra?

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Also dead.

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What? When?

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Hey, if you guys are takin' a break,

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how about you tell us the epic tale
of how you got your name?

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- Oh! There is a...
- There is a...

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There is no story there.

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- Oh, like, of course, there is.
- Of course they do.

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Bunny! Bunny!

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When we started, we called ourselves

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"The Good Times Happy Trails
Super Smiles Fun Band."

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"TGTHTSSFB" for short.

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Oddly, our short was just as long.
(CHUCKLES)

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Great story, good memories, the end.

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The end?
You didn't even get to the good part.

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They met me.

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It was the first time the band
ever played the Whiskey a Go Go.

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Oh, yeah, we were, like,
opening for the opening act.

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Man, forget the...

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That's when I saw my
Big, Golden Tooth Olive on stage,

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and I felt a burning
deep in my soul and scalp.

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My hair caught on fire.

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Our ambitious laser light show shorted out
zappin' people without prejudice.

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And when the rubble was cleared,
and I came to,

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I gave the band a record deal.

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And a new and improved name,

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Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

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And I gave her
my honest feedback, which is,

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"Why is Teeth's name in the front?"

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And I gave him my response,

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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"Because I said so."

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And, I gave in.

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- Phew! Try that in a court of law.
- Lips is right.

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You know, we really got the shaft
in that origin story.

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Um, like, guys?

238
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:10,522
We totally agreed years ago
to never discuss the name thing

239
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,150
and keep it bottled up,
like healthy people do.

240
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,612
That's exactly right. Look,
it doesn't matter how we're monikerized,

241
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,282
at the end of the day,
we all know this band has no front man.

242
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,202
Easy for you to say, given
that you're always in the front, man!

243
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,328
- Hey!
- Guys, hey...

244
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,913
Even our logo is your big mouth!

245
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,499
- LIPS: Your big mouth!
- Let's just... What just happened?

246
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,834
And it's your little thing
that's always... (MUMBLES)

247
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:33,253
- I'm gonna...
- (ALL ARGUING)

248
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,255
LIPS: I'm talkin' to you! (MUMBLES)

249
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,423
JJ: They're fighting.

250
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,467
The band that never fights is fighting.

251
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,802
- What did you do?
- Nothing.

252
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,512
I asked them how they got their name.

253
00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:45,682
Oh. Yeah. No, that story
always brings out the worst in them.

254
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:48,143
Man, I wish you would've asked me first.

255
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,188
- I did.
- I'll handle this, JJ. You've done enough.

256
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,023
Nora. Nor...

257
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,859
Well-played, pal.

258
00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:01,073
You know, not that it matters,
but you are way out of your league here.

259
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,700
Am I, though?

260
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,371
Why don't you save yourself
the humiliation and slow your roll?

261
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,373
Or what?

262
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,292
Or the gloves come off.

263
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,794
Well, too late,

264
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,004
- 'cause mine are already off.
- Oh, yeah?

265
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,841
Yeah, and my skin is soft.

266
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,221
Weird flex, but okay. Game on.

267
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,931
ANIMAL: Bunny!

268
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,643
Bunny! Come back, bunny!

269
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:37,401
(CHUCKLES) One bunny, two bunny.

270
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,611
(LAUGHS) Huh?

271
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,030
Bunny? What?

272
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,408
Bunny make more bunny!

273
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:46,660
(LAUGHS) Whoa! Whoa!

274
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,161
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

275
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,580
Bunny tickles.

276
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,081
(LAUGHS)

277
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:53,375
FLOYD: Now,
I demand the band name be changed!

278
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:58,505
This is a personal
and professional atrocity on all levels.

279
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,798
- Oh, for sure.
- See?

280
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,924
Oh, please.

281
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,594
- We all know what this is really about.
- What?

282
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,889
You're jealous I got a sweater
that turtles my neck.

283
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,973
What if I am?

284
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,726
Well, then,
I'll see if Penny can make you one!

285
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,604
That would be very much appreciated!

286
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,230
You are very welcome!

287
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815
- Well, thank you!
- Thank you!

288
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,984
- You're welcome!
- You're welcome!

289
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,110
FLOYD: Thank you!

290
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,653
(SHOUTS) You're welcome!

291
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,031
Wait, Floyd. Where are you going?

292
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,992
Just like the dark horse himself,
George Harrison,

293
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:31,538
I'll be takin' my leave
and goin' home in polite protest.

294
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,040
This is your home.

295
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,791
FLOYD: Get out of my way!

296
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,251
Floyd, come back!

297
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,754
Hi, I'm Susanna.

298
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,924
Lips said you needed a Bangle
for some sort of music doc?

299
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,634
Wow. Susanna Hoffs.

300
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,801
Ta-da!

301
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,511
Dude, I asked for the Beatles.

302
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,013
- She's from The Bangles.
- Yeah.

303
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,098
As in, I wanted a Ringo or a Paul.

304
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,434
It's cool. I'd do anything for Lips.

305
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,811
He taught me how to walk like an Egyptian.

306
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,274
It was fun in the '80s.

307
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,277
Hey, we're looking to cast a Zoot.
Wanna audition?

308
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,404
- Sounds fun.
- Let's run lines.

309
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,031
- Here's the script, Zoot.
- Oh.

310
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,407
What script?

311
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,869
It's a documentary, okay?
And you're already Zoot.

312
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,580
We're doin' a documentary?

313
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,710
(BAND ARGUING)

314
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,630
What are you talking about?

315
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,799
- Nothing to do with it.
- Easy for you to say.

316
00:15:23,799 --> 00:15:25,300
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

317
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,469
Still arguing about the band name?

318
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:31,807
No, that was just, like, a gateway fight
to deeper, more personal band issues.

319
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:36,645
They called Penny intrusive
and my hat repulsive. Neither are true.

320
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,314
They called me a diva and a cheapskate.

321
00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,440
Half true.

322
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,610
They called me capricious and flighty.
Both true.

323
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,654
They called me a chrysanthemum.

324
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,115
Sometimes, a man
has to look in the mirror, Lips.

325
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,241
What?

326
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,534
I do not have time to stand this.

327
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,869
I'll call my hairdresser.
You don't know nothing.

328
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,622
Stop, okay? All this fighting
is freaking out our director.

329
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,166
You know the films he's made,
so that's saying a lot.

330
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,168
All right, all right. I suppose,

331
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,423
in the spirit of band harmonality,
we cease fire.

332
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,925
And resume work
on this love song about Penny.

333
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,260
- Let's get back...
- My friend!

334
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,012
I wrote this song about Janice.

335
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,304
DR. TEETH: Janice?
FLOYD: Yeah.

336
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,515
I believe you are deeply discombobulated.

337
00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,935
Oh! I am very much bobulated!

338
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,271
Tell him, baby.
Tell him who I wrote this song for.

339
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,024
Like, actually,
I wrote this love song about me.

340
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,026
You can't write a love song
about yourself!

341
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,652
It goes against the laws of nature!

342
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,741
I'm on, like, a journey of self-healing,
so, I can write about whoever I want.

343
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:35,412
Then I'm gonna write my own love song
about my other true love.

344
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,456
Uh... Soup!

345
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,587
(SINGING) <i>Soup soup-di-doup
How I love my soup</i>

346
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:48,508
<i>Soup don't make me frown
But you guys let me down</i>

347
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,720
<i>You're a hurtful group
So I stick with my soup</i>

348
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,347
<i>Soup soup-di-doup
My soup</i>

349
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,435
Yeah, still kind of a work in progress,

350
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,480
but I think it illustrates
how much I love soup.

351
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:06,234
Feels like less of a love song about soup
and more of a spiteful attack on us.

352
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,029
Doesn't matter. Wanna know why?
We don't need songs about soup.

353
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,281
Then what's your stance
on a nice, steamy chowder?

354
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,367
That is not a soup, and you know it!
You tell him, Janice.

355
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536
Like, why do you care what I think?

356
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,999
Truth is,
I never enjoyed any bowl-based cuisine.

357
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,751
- (ALL GASPING)
- Hey, I'm here.

358
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,836
Are you Nora?

359
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,631
Paula Abdul? Oh, snap!
What's happening here?

360
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883
Lips here said you needed me for a cameo,

361
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,303
and I owe him big time because
he introduced me to Skat Kat.

362
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,387
Very well.

363
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:39,017
Right on. I'm so sorry, though.
There seems to be a mix-up. Again.

364
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,604
Yes, Lips, I had asked you for a Paul,
not Paula.

365
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:45,816
Paula. I'm so sorry,
but, yeah, don't make a day, okay?

366
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,152
Hey! P Abby D, what it be?

367
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,655
- Floyd, bring it in.
- FLOYD: Ha-ha! Yeah.

368
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,781
How you doin', honey?

369
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:56,701
Never better. Just wrote
a boilin' hot soup-centric love song

370
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,037
out of sheer spite to get back at Janice.

371
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,914
And it's, like, totally working.

372
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,125
Hey, you need some choreography?

373
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,545
Oh! Straight up! Let's do it!

374
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,798
<i>Uh, Nora? We got a situation back here.</i>

375
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,634
<i>Oh, God. No, no, no.
No, no, no, that's mine.</i>

376
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,136
Hey, what's up, y'all?

377
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,097
I'm Zoot.

378
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,016
Whoa! It's like lookin' into a mirror.

379
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,686
Actually, it's me, Morgan Freeman.

380
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,813
- You got the part, Marvin.
- (CHUCKLES)

381
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,398
Okay. All of that is wrong.

382
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,984
I'm so sorry, Mr. Freeman,

383
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,946
but there is no part
because we already have a Zoot.

384
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,072
Where?

385
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,658
- You. You're Zoot.
- Huh?

386
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,328
Which is why I am going to study
his every move and mannerism.

387
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039
I'd like to know what it feels like
to walk in your shoes.

388
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,792
Huh. Here. Let's ask Jimmy.

389
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,544
Hmm. It's not so bad.

390
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,550
This may very well be
the role of a lifetime.

391
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,093
Whoa.

392
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,097
Hey, we're here to audition for Zoot.

393
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,891
We're not casting for Zoot.

394
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,602
Great. Lost another role to Freeman.

395
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,397
There is no role, okay?
Because Zoot is Zoot.

396
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,816
And there's nothing you can do
to change my mind.

397
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,234
(CHUCKLES) I can do this.

398
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,195
(PLAYING SAXOPHONE BADLY)

399
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,155
Okay.

400
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:16,948
(ALL PLAYING SAXOPHONE BADLY)

401
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,492
- No, no, no. No. That's expensive.
- (BUNNIES CHITTERING)

402
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,869
That's e... Oh, my God.

403
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,164
Do the soup spoon, do the soup spoon.
And stir,

404
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,457
- and stir.
- PAULA: Stop. Stop.

405
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:28,001
Where are the clean sharp moves? Again.

406
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,794
- Five, six, seven, eight.
- (SAXOPHONES CONTINUE)

407
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,879
FLOYD: Do the soup spoon,

408
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,172
- do the soup spoon.
- PAULA: Yes.

409
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,466
- FLOYD: And stir.
- Hey! Enough.

410
00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:36,509
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- Okay, everyone needs to leave.

411
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,012
Yeah, Paula Abdul, Morgan Freeman,
all the Zoots.

412
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,640
Everyone just take a bunny and go.

413
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,934
- It's been an honor.
- Yeah.

414
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,311
Not you, real Zoot. You stay.

415
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,980
- Who? Me?
- Wow. This is such a disaster.

416
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,690
I can't believe I let this happen.

417
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,943
- About that. Look, I can explain.
- Moog.

418
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,653
No, no, I'm sick of the game.

419
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:56,029
This is all my fault.

420
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,155
- What?
- I gotta admit it.

421
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,533
Working on the doc,
giving Animal the bunnies,

422
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,578
even trying to buy the label,
it was all just an excuse to

423
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:05,622
get close to you.

424
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,290
Why?

425
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,460
Look, when you broke up with me,

426
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,171
you said it was because
I was an unemployed,

427
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,967
video game-obsessed loser.

428
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,471
That's why I worked 24/7
to build up my business,

429
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,100
and my net worth, which somehow,
led to fitness,

430
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,770
and lasering off all my body hair,
and taking hand gesture classes.

431
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,564
So, you're saying
that you became you for me?

432
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,649
No.

433
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,778
I became me for us.

434
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,407
NORA: I, uh...

435
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,328
Hey, can we cut, please?

436
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,706
Cut? Are you nuts?
We're getting good stuff here.

437
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,000
How? None of this has
anything to do with the band.

438
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,295
Hey, we agreed to make
a documentary about love,

439
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,006
and that's what I'm shooting here.
You chasing your Amy.

440
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,465
What? My what?

441
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,677
Come on,
this dude's clearly your Amy, man.

442
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,013
The one you regret dumping,
the one that got away.

443
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,056
Really? You regret it?

444
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,892
Okay, why is this about me
all of a sudden?

445
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,978
This is supposed to be
about the band, okay?

446
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,438
And their love for each other.

447
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,107
This is the love the world needs to see,
not me.

448
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,777
Wow, you're, like, totally deflecting.

449
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,237
Yeah. Maybe.

450
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:23,033
I've been so obsessed with my career
that when it comes to my love life,

451
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,493
I don't even know where to start,
Janice, okay?

452
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,870
Is that what you wanna hear?

453
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,498
You're not alone.
Love is hard for most people.

454
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,544
But we're not most people.

455
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,005
Uh, the Doctor's right.

456
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,674
I'm sorry I got all heated up
about our band name.

457
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,967
Hey...

458
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,302
It's fine by me.

459
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,095
But not by me.

460
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,182
I hereby take this moment.

461
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,017
From this day forward,

462
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:53,521
we am, is, are, and be,
they whom are known as

463
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,649
just The Electric Mayhem.

464
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:01,196
You're a generous man
with a beautiful hat.

465
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,822
Thank you, Doc.

466
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,407
Always, my brother.

467
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,534
But most of all,

468
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,413
thank you, Nora,
for using your absolute brokenness

469
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,999
to bring our total togetherness.

470
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,419
You're welcome, I guess.

471
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,965
And, cut. Yes!

472
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,843
Show people, I think we got it.

473
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,514
Got what? This wasn't a lovefest,
it was utter chaos.

474
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,599
We couldn't even get a Beatle to drop by.

475
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,728
Nora, we wanted to show the world
what love really is, am I right?

476
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,608
Love is chaos and it's passion.
And it's confusing.

477
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,276
And it can be very messy.

478
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:44,948
You don't need a Beatle to show the world
how y'all feel about each other.

479
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,783
You already have.

480
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,119
Well, what do you know?

481
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,414
Silent Bob drops some knowledge
at the end of the movie.

482
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,751
You know what? You're right.

483
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,379
- We really don't need Paul McCartney.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

484
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,802
Well, I guess, all that's left now
is a big ending.

485
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,304
Yeah? What do you have in mind?

486
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:11,099
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

487
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,898
(ALL SINGING)

488
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:32,871
(VOCALIZING)

489
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,391
Looks like glam squad
really does know all.

490
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,893
Yeah, like you ever listen.

491
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,146
I guess it did take an entire film crew
and a famous director

492
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,398
to get me to stop hiding
and live a little.

493
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,443
- (PENNY WAILING)
- (MIC TURNS OFF)

494
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:25,173
- We make a pretty good team, huh?
- I knew we would.

495
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,718
Listen, um,
about the stuff I said earlier...

496
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,054
No. Don't.

497
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:36,434
It means a lot that you just stopped
with all the games and got real.

498
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,270
You're saying
I didn't have to laser off my body hair?

499
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,943
Hey.

500
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,321
For what it's worth, I'm still Team Moog.

501
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,702
Okay, so, what's the next move?

502
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,290
Honestly, I think your only move
is to just

503
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:01,751
let it be.

504
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,390
Here it comes for the lovely lady.

505
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,475
- Here's one for the Ax Man.
- Thank you.

506
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,977
- Here's one for Toot.
- Give me.

507
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,895
- DR. TEETH: One for the Zoot.
- This is good.

508
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,232
Nice. So, Craig,
stick a 24 on the A-camera.

509
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,025
How about here? Give us a wide.

510
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,485
Seventy-five mil on the B,

511
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,946
and give me a close-up of Animal
the whole way through.

512
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,197
Precious!

513
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,908
(EXCLAIMING)

514
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:34,993
Mind the kidneys.

515
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:40,039
Well, well, from The Shire to The Shack,
Sir Peter Jackson is here.

516
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,708
FLOYD: Been a while, PJ.

517
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,503
You know, we ain't seen you
since that night in Wellington,

518
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,171
when we met the Feebles.

519
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,506
Yeah, it was a bad night.

520
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,301
Two of them are in witness protection.
The rest are in prison.

521
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,635
(SHUDDERS)

522
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:56,723
So, uh, why is Sir Peter Jackson here?

523
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:59,225
Well, Lips saw my documentary <i>Get Back.</i>

524
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,393
I've won a few awards.

525
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:03,605
Basically, my documentary
put the Beatles on the map.

526
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,774
And Lips tells me you guys
are gonna be bigger than the Beatles.

527
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,279
- Mmm.
- Um... Like, Mr. Peter Jackson?

528
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:12,697
"Sir Peter" is fine.

529
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:17,577
Like, Mr. Sir Peter Jackson,
we, like, totally already made our movie.

530
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,662
I'm sorry, Janice,
but I don't make movies.

531
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,998
- ALL: Huh?
- I make trilogies.

532
00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:23,666
ALL: Ah!

533
00:26:23,666 --> 00:26:27,128
All you guys need to do is be natural.
Don't look at the camera.

534
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,504
Just give me your talent.

535
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,506
- Yeah. All right.
- We can do that.

536
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,383
Yeah, that's right! I feel it.

537
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,509
And, action.

538
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,830
Here we go.

539
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,124
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

540
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,877
Now, you take one of me.