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《布公仔樂隊 》

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繼續搖滾!

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{\an8}各位觀眾,全球的觀眾多年來

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一直渴望一睹大牙博士和電子狂徒的

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音樂創作過程

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{\an8}今天是有史以來第一次

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讓大家...
你直接入去嗎?

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好吧,你們是不是很好奇

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點解有攝製隊來到你們的創作聖地?

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不,我不肯定
應不應該用 G 調開始合唱

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不如試吓用 J 調

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我覺得既然你們在創作新歌

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不如我們將這個美妙的過程
拍成電子狂徒的超級紀錄片?

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邊個飾演我?

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當然是你
最好由你飾演自己

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你們只需釋放愛和奇妙

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這便是電子狂徒

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今時今日,世界需要多點愛

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JJ 也認同你們充滿愛

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等等,抱歉,你說 JJ 嗎...

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各位兄弟,你們好嗎?
放鬆點

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壞男人!

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野人,看著我好嗎?
JJ 是好人,不是壞人

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對,JJ 很好人,是朋友

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「朋友」?

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我也很迷惘
JJ 也來幫手嗎?

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當他幫我們向彭妮
爭取更多時間之後

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我們約了去喝咖啡...

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是約會嗎?

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-咩話?
-無嘢啦

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我們以前經常會交流意見

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我們只不過像以前一樣

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然後一拍即合!我們想到一個好主意

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大牙博士和電子狂徒

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擁有自己的搖滾音樂紀錄片
因而流芳百世

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就像 Beatles 的...

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-《Get Back》!
-好的

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《Get Back》是 Beatles 的紀錄片 它大受歡迎,還有一個好消息

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我們邀請到星級導演來助陣

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有人說一級導演嗎?

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各位,他是奇雲史密夫

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-拍《瘋狂店員》1、 2
-《瘋狂店員》 3

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你們回應之前
我還想說他其實不只拍過

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那些低俗電影

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他還拍過動作片
恐怖片、諷刺政治的電影

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還有《瑜珈妹豬大戰納粹香腸》

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爛片之王

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大牙博士,你依然好串嘴
天呀,我好掛住大家...

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-兄弟!
-過來吧

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兄弟

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你們當然是舊相識

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對,他是我們的兄弟
好兄弟

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好好的兄弟
我們認識了很久

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你不會想認識以前的我

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我以前是個大悶蛋
直至我識到電子狂徒

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當然啦

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我一直以來拍過那麼多
具爭論性的三級電影

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我終於有機會拍一些合家歡電影

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我想拍一套關於愛和快樂的電影

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由我最愛的樂隊主演

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你是指 Commodores?

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不是 Commodores
我是指電子狂徒!

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-是你們呀!
-好啊

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留心聽我講

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-你們看到這攝錄機嗎?
-是

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不要望鏡頭

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不要

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我想你們自然流露

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這點很重要,知道嗎?
我們試一試,來吧

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-開始
-記住自然一點

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(跟 Beatles 一樣)
(大牙博士和電子狂徒)

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(邀請了全世界的觀眾)
(觀賞他們和諧的音樂製作過程)

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(他們求其定下了一個期限)
(來製造緊張氣氛和風險)

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{\an8}(他們有 8 日時間去完成拍攝)

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{\an8}(求其的限期)

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{\an8}開始

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(低音結他手)

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很好

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要涼茶嗎?

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應該找貓王來飾演我

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薩特,貓王已去世

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咩話?幾時?

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好,我喜歡這一段

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加多點節奏

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-來吧!
-不用理我

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我在織冷衫

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你們當我透明

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她很有情趣

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是,她的確很有趣

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漠娜,多謝你來幫大家化妝

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多謝?我求之不得成為化妝師

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加上當你被困在化妝椅時
我們可以講吓八卦嘢

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所以請你講吓你和 JJ 的關係

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我和他無關係
我現在只會專心完成專輯

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和拍攝紀錄片

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為樂隊爭取去
荷里活露天劇場演出

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你又來了
你又用工作做藉口

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而不顧你的感情生活

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救命呀,有無人救我!

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我去救他

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-嘿,阿莫
-阿「穆」

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是嗎?

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我在想,以你對樂隊的認識

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可以令這紀錄片更符合洛拉愛的主題

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無問題...只要幫到洛拉

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很好,你知道關於野人的趣事嗎?

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當然有啦...

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首先,野人很討厭沖涼
他怕濕身

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幾好笑

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野人很喜歡兔仔

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-兔仔?
-是

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-這個可行
-點解?

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阻止野人破壞我和洛拉,多謝你

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等等,發生咩事?
你可以重播嗎?

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不可以

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大牙,你覺得這段好嗎?

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好聽嗎?有咩意見?

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好吧

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如果你想休息 5 分鐘

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-我贊成
-是溫暖牌

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嘿,我的主角...

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野人

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我知道,我是壞男人

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但兔仔呢?

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-兔仔!
-對呀

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如果兔仔好好
或者我也是,對嗎?

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-兔仔男好好
-對了

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-我知道你們遲早會熟落
-是

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搞錯?

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搵占士布朗飾演我?
他很適合

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薩特,他也死了

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咩話?幾時?

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我昨天想你聽這一首

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好

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好

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要芝士薯角嗎?

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-要芝士薯角嗎?
-阿穆

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-你做咩?
-你無得走,坐低

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好吧

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我幫你遮住黑眼圈

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你講我知你是否暗戀我家姐

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咩呀?不是

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-你點知?
-化妝師無所不知

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那你好清楚我爭不過 JJ

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他剛剛才借我過橋

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阿穆,情場是沒有規則的

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任何人都有機會贏,包括你

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但我唔識耍手段

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-我走暖男路線
-有效嗎?

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無

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那麼加強攻勢

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等等,你會幫我?

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我會一直撐你

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-謝謝你
-但不是撐這個你

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你改變主意?

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我意思是你要改變自己,學吓 JJ

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學吓耍手段,而且比他更好

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不用理我,我在抒發感情

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我都想抒發吓,休息 5 分鐘

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-我的阿唇!
-嘿,洛寶

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我希望你可以令紀錄片更加精彩

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可以請些明星來客串嗎?

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我估到你會問

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因為你人脈廣

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你識唔識 Beatles 任何一位呢?

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是,我們識了...
讓我看看...

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好吧,我當你應承

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交給我

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兔仔男?

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是,我是兔仔男

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我覺得你的兔仔需要一個伴

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一隻兔仔,兩隻兔仔

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兩隻兔仔

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不!我對鞋呀!

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很抱歉,我賠償給你

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好,承惠 800 元

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咩話?我不是說賠錢

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我可以再提供更多樂隊的資料給你

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不用了,我和野人現在是好朋友

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不,是幫洛拉
她想紀錄片充滿愛的感覺,對嗎?

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我知道你應該怎樣做

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好吧,如果可以幫到洛拉

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你去問樂隊
大牙博士和電子狂徒

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這名字是怎樣得來的

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-好
-明白嗎?

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-謝謝你,再搵你傾
-好呀

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-好的
-再傾過

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你去教競爭對手去追我家姐?

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-這是你的「手段」?
-不

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這是我贏的方法

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我知道搵邊個飾演我

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法蘭仙納杜拉?

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也死了

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咩話?幾時?

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趁你們在休息

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不如講吓樂隊名字的來源?

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-來源...
-這個...

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無咩好講

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-當然有
-無錯

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兔仔!

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剛成立時,我們叫

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「好時光超級愉快笑笑面樂隊」

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英文名是「TGTHTSSFB」

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中英都一樣咁長

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美好的回憶,無其他啦

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無?都未講最精彩的部份

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他們遇上我

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那天他們第一次在
威士忌高歌夜總會表演

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我們負責開場表演

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不要再提...

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那是我第一次見到
風度翩翩的大牙

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我馬上情難自禁
全身㷫合合

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㷫到頭髮著火

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因為我們的雷射激光表演
出了意外,亂咁射人

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意外過後,我便決定

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跟樂隊簽約

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和幫他們改一個更好的名字

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大牙博士與電子狂徒

219
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,251
我直接回應

220
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,878
「點解放大牙個名在前面?」

221
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,213
我答他

222
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,883
「因為我話事」

223
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,010
結果我屈服

224
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,514
-試吓告上法庭
-阿唇說得對

225
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,809
這件事對我們不公平

226
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:06,852
各位?

227
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:10,522
我們一早講好以後唔提改名這件事

228
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,150
像正常人一樣,抑壓在心裡

229
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,612
無錯,叫什麼名字根本不重要

230
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:20,282
因為無論叫什麼
我們都知道樂隊沒有主音

231
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:23,202
你講就易,因為你個名永遠在前面!

232
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,328
-嘿!
-各位...

233
00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,913
連樂隊商標也用了你的大嘴巴

234
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,499
-你的大嘴巴!
-我們...點算呀?

235
00:12:28,499 --> 00:12:30,834
你成日想大事化小...

236
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,044
我會...

237
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,255
我在跟你說話

238
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:36,298
他們在嗌交

239
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,467
他們從未試過嗌交

240
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,802
-你做過咩?
-無咩

241
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,512
我只不過問他們樂隊名的來源

242
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:45,808
弊,這件事會勾起他們不快的回憶

243
00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,143
你應該問吓我先

244
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:51,188
-我有
- JJ,等我來處理,你不要再插手

245
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,023
洛拉...

246
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:55,859
你好嘢

247
00:12:57,027 --> 00:13:01,073
不過唔緊要,因為你根本未夠班同我爭

248
00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,700
是嗎?

249
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:07,371
你還是做好本份,免得自己出醜

250
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,373
你驚嗎?

251
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,292
未驚過

252
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,794
太遲了

253
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,004
-我會奉陪到底
-是嗎?

254
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,841
你小心啲

255
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:24,221
好吧,放馬過來

256
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,931
兔仔!

257
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,643
兔仔!回來呀!

258
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,401
一隻兔子,兩隻兔子

259
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:42,030
兔仔?咁多?

260
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,408
兔仔會變更多兔仔!

261
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,580
好痕呀

262
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,375
我要求馬上更改樂隊名字!

263
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:58,505
這是我個人和工作上的堅持

264
00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,798
-當然好
-聽到嗎?

265
00:13:59,798 --> 00:14:00,841
好心啦

266
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,594
-大家都知發生咩事
-咩事?

267
00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,889
你妒忌我有件冷衫可以遮住條頸

268
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,973
係又點?

269
00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,726
那麼我會叫彭妮織一件給你!

270
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,604
我非常感激你!

271
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,230
不用客氣!

272
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,815
-謝謝!
-謝謝!

273
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,984
-不用客氣!
-不用客氣!

274
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,110
謝謝!

275
00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,653
不用客氣!

276
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,031
等等,佛洛,你去邊?

277
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:26,992
就像 Beatles 的黑馬 佐治夏里遜一樣

278
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:31,538
我選擇無聲抗議
安靜地回家

279
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,040
這裡是你的家

280
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:34,791
別擋著我!

281
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,251
佛洛,回來吧!

282
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,754
嗨,我是蘇珊娜

283
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,924
阿唇話你想搵 Bangles
幫你拍音樂紀錄片?

284
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,634
哇,蘇珊娜霍夫

285
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,511
嘿,我想搵 Beatles

286
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,013
-她來自 Bangles
-是

287
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,098
我想搵靈高或保羅

288
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,434
無所謂,我會為阿唇做任何事

289
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,811
他教我點樣行得似個埃及人

290
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,274
80 年代好流行

291
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:02,277
嘿,我們想搵人飾演薩特
有興趣試鏡嗎?

292
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,404
-聽落幾好
-我們來對稿

293
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,031
這是劇本,薩特

294
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,407
咩劇本?

295
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:10,869
我們在拍紀錄片,知道嗎?
而你就是薩特

296
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,580
我們在拍紀錄片嗎?

297
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,797
你講咩?

298
00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,799
-唔關事
-你講就易

299
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,469
你們還在拗樂隊名字嗎?

300
00:15:27,469 --> 00:15:31,807
不,那只是導火線
引發更個人、更深層次的爭拗

301
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:36,645
他們說彭妮好煩
我頂帽好核突,無樣真

302
00:15:36,645 --> 00:15:39,439
他們說我自大和小氣

303
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:40,440
有一半真啦

304
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,610
他們說我任性,經常發夢
兩樣都真

305
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:45,654
他們叫我做菊花

306
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,115
阿唇,你照吓鏡就會明

307
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,032
咩話?

308
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,534
我無時間同你拗

309
00:15:50,534 --> 00:15:52,869
我會打俾髮型師
你們無品味

310
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,622
夠了,你們再拗
會嚇親導演

311
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,166
你們都知他專門拍什麼戲

312
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,168
好吧,我認為

313
00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:04,423
為了令樂隊團結一致
我們停戰吧

314
00:16:04,548 --> 00:16:06,925
繼續寫這首給彭妮的情歌

315
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,385
-開工吧
-老友!

316
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:10,012
這首歌是寫給珍尼斯的

317
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,138
-珍尼斯?
-是

318
00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,515
我想你有很大的誤會

319
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,935
我好清醒!

320
00:16:16,935 --> 00:16:19,271
寶貝,告訴他
這首歌我是寫給誰?

321
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:22,024
其實這首歌是我寫給自己的

322
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,026
你點可以寫情歌給自己?

323
00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,652
這樣違反自然定律!

324
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:30,741
我現在處於自我療癒階段
我想寫給誰都可以

325
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:35,412
那麼我寫給我另一個真愛

326
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,456
熱湯!

327
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,587
湯呀湯,我愛熱湯

328
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:48,508
湯不會讓我煩惱
但你們會讓人失望

329
00:16:48,759 --> 00:16:51,720
你們好激心
所以我選擇熱湯

330
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,347
湯呀湯,我愛熱湯

331
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:58,435
還在創作中

332
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,480
你也聽得出我有幾愛熱湯

333
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:06,234
聽起來不像一首給熱湯的情歌
似乎在中傷我們

334
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,029
無所謂啦,你知點解嗎?
因為我們不需要給熱湯的情歌

335
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,281
那麼給周打魚湯的情歌,你點睇?

336
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:14,367
你知道那不是湯!
珍尼斯,告訴他

337
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536
你點解要在乎我的想法?

338
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,999
坦白講,我從來不喜歡
任何用碗裝的食物

339
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,751
嘿,我來了

340
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:24,836
你是洛拉嗎?

341
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:27,631
保娜阿巴杜?哇!
發生咩事?

342
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,883
阿唇話你要搵人客串

343
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,303
我欠他一個大人情
他介紹我識 Skat Kat

344
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:34,221
係呀

345
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:39,017
很好,但很抱歉
我想他搞錯了

346
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,604
阿唇,我叫你搵保羅
不是保娜

347
00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:45,816
保娜,很抱歉
世事好難講,明嗎?

348
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:49,152
嘿!保娜,你好嗎?

349
00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,738
-佛洛,過來
-好

350
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,697
你點呀?

351
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:56,701
無得頂,剛剛寫了一首給熱湯的情歌

352
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,037
我故意寫來激珍尼斯

353
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:00,914
一定有效啦

354
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,125
要排舞嗎?

355
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,545
好主意!來吧!

356
00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,798
洛拉?這裡有點麻煩

357
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,634
天呀,那是我的

358
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,136
嘿,大家好嗎?

359
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,097
我是薩特

360
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,016
簡直同我一模一樣

361
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,686
其實我是摩根費曼

362
00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,895
就由你來演啦,馬文

363
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,398
全部錯晒

364
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,984
很抱歉,費曼先生

365
00:18:28,984 --> 00:18:32,946
其寶薩特這個角色已經有人選

366
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:33,989
在哪裡?

367
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,658
你呀,你就是薩特

368
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:40,328
所以我會學習你的一舉一動

369
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039
我想知,穿著你的鞋走路有咩感覺

370
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,792
我們來問占美

371
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,544
幾好呀

372
00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:53,550
這可能是一生難求的角色

373
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,097
嘿,我們來試鏡演薩特

374
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,891
我們不需要人演薩特

375
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,602
激氣,又輸給費曼

376
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,397
根本不需要別人來演
薩特就是薩特

377
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,816
你點講我都唔會改變主意

378
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,234
我可以吹色士風

379
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,155
好吧

380
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,492
不,這個很貴

381
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:20,869
夠了...天呀

382
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:24,164
飲啖湯,飲啖湯,再攪一攪

383
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,457
-攪一攪
-停

384
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:28,084
動作要清脆利落!再來一次

385
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,961
5、6、7、8

386
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:31,922
-飲啖湯,飲啖湯
-是

387
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,674
-攪一攪
-嘿!夠了

388
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,509
請你們全部離開

389
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,012
保娜阿巴杜、摩根費曼、各位薩特

390
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,640
每人攞一隻兔仔離開

391
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,934
-我好榮幸
-是

392
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,311
不是你薩特,你留低

393
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,479
誰?我?

394
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,980
這簡直是大災難

395
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,690
我不敢相信會搞成這樣

396
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,943
-關於這個,我可以解釋
-阿穆

397
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,653
不,我討厭再耍手段

398
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,695
全部都是我的錯

399
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,155
-咩話?
-我必須承認

400
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,533
拍紀錄片
送兔仔給野人

401
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,578
甚至收購唱片公司
都只是我用來

402
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:05,622
接近你的藉口

403
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,290
點解?

404
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,460
你和我分手

405
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,171
你說是因為我不務正業

406
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,967
是個終日沉迷打機的毒男

407
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,471
所以我發奮圖強去創業

408
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:25,100
賺到錢後,我去健身

409
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,770
激光脫毛、上儀態班

410
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,564
你在說你為了我而改變?

411
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,565
不是

412
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,778
是為了我們而改變

413
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,365
我...

414
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:45,328
可以停機嗎?

415
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,706
停機?你瘋了嗎?
現在才是戲肉

416
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,000
點會?這些和樂隊無關

417
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,295
我們講好要拍一套關於愛的紀錄片

418
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,006
我正在拍你追尋真愛

419
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,465
咩呀?真愛?

420
00:20:57,716 --> 00:21:00,677
來吧,他好明顯是你愛的人

421
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,013
那個你很後悔和他分手的人
你放走了的人

422
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,056
真的嗎?你很後悔?

423
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,892
點解我突然變了做主角?

424
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,978
電子狂徒才是主角,不是嗎?

425
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,438
他們對大家的愛

426
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:14,107
觀眾想看他們而不是我

427
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:17,777
你在扯開話題

428
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,237
或者是

429
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:23,033
我太注重自己的事業
講到愛情

430
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:25,493
我根本唔識處理
珍尼斯,你明嗎?

431
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:26,870
你想我說這些?

432
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,498
不只是你,大部份人都唔識面對愛情

433
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,544
但我們不是普通人

434
00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:37,005
博士說得對

435
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,674
對不起,我為了樂隊名字而搞大件事

436
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,302
我不會再介懷

437
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,095
我會

438
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:47,182
我在此宣佈

439
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由今天起

440
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:53,521
我們的樂隊名字
只有四個字

441
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,649
電子狂徒

442
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:01,196
你好大方,頂帽好靚

443
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,822
謝謝你,博士

444
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,407
做兄弟無計

445
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,534
但最重要是

446
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:10,413
多謝洛拉
因為你的混亂

447
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,999
而令我們團結

448
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:16,419
客氣了

449
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,965
好,停機!

450
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,843
各位明星,我們成功了

451
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,514
成功?這不是愛的故事
是場大混亂

452
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,599
我們甚至未請到 Beatles 來客串

453
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,728
洛拉,我們想讓觀眾
感覺到什麼是愛,對嗎?

454
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:38,608
愛帶有混亂、充滿熱情
令人迷茫

455
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,276
還會令人好煩

456
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:44,948
你不用靠 Beatles 來告訴觀眾 你們對大家的感覺

457
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,783
你們已經表達了

458
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,119
沒想過

459
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:52,414
沉默的導演
竟然會在結尾爆金句

460
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,751
你知嘛?你說得對

461
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:59,379
我們不需要保羅麥卡尼

462
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,840
(保羅麥卡尼)

463
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,844
現在只需要一個有大場面的結局

464
00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:08,221
對,你有咩諗法?

465
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,890
(求其的期限!)

466
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,391
看來你這位化妝師真的無所不知

467
00:23:53,516 --> 00:23:54,893
如果你一早聽我講

468
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:58,146
最後要出動整個攝製隊
和一位著名導演

469
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:00,398
才令我不再收埋自己
活在當下

470
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:25,173
-我們果然是最佳拍檔
-我一早知道

471
00:24:25,590 --> 00:24:28,718
聽著,我剛才說的那番話...

472
00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:31,054
不要再說

473
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:36,434
你能夠由毒男變到事業有成
已經足夠了

474
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,270
你是說我其實不用做激光脫毛?

475
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,943
嘿

476
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,321
無論如何,我都會撐你

477
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,702
我跟住應該點做?

478
00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:59,290
坦白講,你唯一可以做的

479
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:01,751
就是順其自然

480
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:15,390
這一張給靚女

481
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:17,475
-這一張給結他手
-謝謝

482
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:19,185
-這一張給阿唇
-給我

483
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:20,895
-這一張給薩特
-靚牌

484
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,232
很好,克格
1 號攝影機繼續用 24 鏡頭

485
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:26,025
放在這裡,拍全景

486
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,485
2 號攝影機用 75 鏡頭

487
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:29,946
全程拍野人的大特寫

488
00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:30,989
導演!

489
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:34,993
睇住我條腰

490
00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:40,039
彼得積遜爵士從中土來到星竇

491
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,708
很久沒見,彼得

492
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,503
上次見你是在威靈頓

493
00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,171
我們還遇到肥寶

494
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,506
對,那晚樂極生悲

495
00:25:48,506 --> 00:25:51,301
有兩個做了污點證人
其他的都被收監

496
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:56,723
彼得積遜爵士,你來做什麼?

497
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:59,225
阿唇看過我的紀錄片《Get Back》

498
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:00,268
我贏了幾個獎

499
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:03,605
我的紀錄片讓 Beatles 再次走紅

500
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,774
阿唇說你們會比 Beatles 更勁

501
00:26:09,694 --> 00:26:11,279
彼得積遜先生

502
00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:12,697
叫我「彼得爵士」吧

503
00:26:12,697 --> 00:26:17,577
彼得爵士先生
我們的電影已經拍完

504
00:26:17,577 --> 00:26:19,662
抱歉,珍尼斯
我不拍電影的

505
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:21,998
我只拍三部曲

506
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:27,128
你們只需要自然地流露
不要望鏡頭

507
00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,504
表現你們的才華

508
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,506
-好吧
-我們可以

509
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,383
對,就是這樣

510
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:33,509
好,開始

511
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:02,830
來吧

512
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,877
輪到你幫我影

513
00:27:07,877 --> 00:27:08,961
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