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Okay. Time to brainstorm album names.
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Lay 'em on me, okay. There's no bad ideas.
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All right,
how's about "Feelin' Funkytronic"?
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How about "Organic Love"?
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(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
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"You Don't Bring Me White Fish."
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"Jazzy Jazzy Arms Akimbo."
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-"Bubblegum Dreams and Emotional Support."
- Music!
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-"He Who Rocked It, Rolled It."
-"Give Me The Woman."
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"The Sweet Smell of Sound."
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-"Mr. Fluff and The Puff Police."
- Songs!
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-"Sergeant Pepper."
- Music songs!
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"Llamas Llamas Everywhere."
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-"Finger Jams and Marshmallow Yams."
-"Born to Rock."
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"I Wish I Knew My Dad."
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We made an album?
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Stop!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
Maybe there are some bad ideas.
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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(BAND MEMBERS SINGING)
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{\an8}Give me a break down,
my brothers and sisters.
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{\an8}(ALL CLAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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Sorry to stop the flow.
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I figured it's time to talk strategy
for selling our album.
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This is the last song you're working on,
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and it's time the world knows that
you've been cooking up something fresh.
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First things first,
you gotta stop clapping.
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- So...
- LIPS: Oh.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Um, Zoot?
- Okay.
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Anyway, publicity for an album
is almost as important as what's on it.
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These days, there's really only one way
to get the word out.
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- Oversized billboards.
- Windshield leaflets.
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-This thing!
- (FEEDBACK WHINES)
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Yes, those were all options,
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but I was moreso
talking about the Internet.
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And lucky for us,
JJ is a tech wiz and he's here to help.
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I know you guys are very proud
of being an analog band.
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ALL: Yeah.
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- But welcome to the digital age.
- FLOYD: Ooh.
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JJ: Here, one for you.
ZOOT: What the...
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JJ: That's actually his. Okay.
ZOOT: Huh?
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Much obliged, but Lips is already the
keeper of our communal phone-a-mobile.
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Well, yeah. And I don't...
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) You know?
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FLOYD: Yeah, I don't like it.
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We all know
that these were created by The Man
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to spy on us with high tech trackery.
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And, like,
I'm focusing on self-betterment right now,
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so I just can't become a cellular zombie
with my head looking down all the time.
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Also, it has no buttons.
I don't trust anything with no buttons.
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Like, even we have belly buttons.
(WHISPERS) Mine's an innie.
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- I got both kinds. In, and out.
- Oh.
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Actually, Zoot,
you'll like the phone more than anyone
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because, check it out, it's also a camera.
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What do you mean?
Where do the photos come out?
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No, they don't come out.
They go to the cloud.
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Oh, man, I don't do so good on planes.
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- Um...
- Hey. Hi. Not to be this guy,
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but are y'all sure this phone thing
is a smart idea?
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No.
It's a brilliant idea.
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Look, let's begin with the basics, Mayhem.
Your first tweet.
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Doc, this is all you.
We all know you've got a way with words.
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Absotively.
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There's just so many to pick from.
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Hmm.
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Let's see.
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- Ooh! I got it! I got it!
- LIPS: All right.
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(KEYPAD CLACKING)
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Done.
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You wrote the word "Tweet."
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- Now, what?
- Uh, now, you press "send."
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- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Now, what?
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And now, the word is out
and people will come.
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Um...
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Did the band just say "Tweet"?
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ALL: Cool.
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Are you guys doing Internet without me?
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ALL: Cool.
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Not cool.
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Look, I get that you put JJ
in charge of social media
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because you're
doing the whole power couple thing.
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- But...
- But it's a big mistake,
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putting a label on things so soon.
(SCOFFS)
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What?
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That's not what you were... I'm sorry.
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We were talking about that earlier.
It's moving too quickly.
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It's all just like...
'Kay, you can continue. (CLEARS THROAT)
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Look, all I'm saying
is that social media is my literal job.
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I would love to be a part of all of this.
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That's exactly why
I saved the best for you.
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For reals?
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'Cause you get Animal.
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(SHOUTS) Ani... Animal!
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More like "Hanimal."
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Ooh, like "Bennifer," but better.
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Oh, just you wait.
We are going to break... No.
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Destroy the Internet.
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Ah, yeah. Destroy! Destroy! (LAUGHS)
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Come on. We're gonna start
by blinging out that collar.
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ANIMAL: Oh!
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Bling, bling! (LAUGHS)
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Calling it now.
This is all gonna blow up.
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Man, we are blowing up.
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The band's tweeting,
Animal's getting glammed up.
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What's next, Smooshie?
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Next, you stop calling me "Smooshie."
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And after that, we figure out a way
to book the Hollywood Bowl
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because I stupidly
promised the band they'd play there.
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Move in with me.
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Whoa.
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JJ, kind of feels
like we're moving a little...
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insanely fast.
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No. Isn't it like
we're just picking up where we left off?
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Besides, work-wise,
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it makes sense for us
to maximize our time together.
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That's true, but I've already
settled in here with Janice and...
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Right. I have four spare bedrooms
at my place,
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you're sleeping here in a pillow pile.
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It's a pillow nest.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Thank you.
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Huh?
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Uh, cloud's broken.
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(JJ SIGHS)
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Look, no rush. But think about it.
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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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DR. TEETH: Hey.
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Talk about a revelation
of momentous proportions.
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We twittered once,
and now the world's twittering back.
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Yeah.
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The instant gratification
is a hit of sheer dopamine
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- surging through my cranium. I am sold.
- (LIPS MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Don't be.
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The Mayhem
doesn't tweet their fans online.
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You meet your fans in real life
and befriend them.
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And tell them the very intimate details
of your personal life.
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But, like, now,
we're socially connecting with, like,
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way more people.
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It's like a virtual Woodstock.
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Yep, except maybe this time
we remember it. (LAUGHS)
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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- JANICE: Wow. For sure.
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Ooh! Lookie here.
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Miss Taylor Swift and
that Justin Bieber kid just followed us.
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Oh, Beyoncé and Gaga just tweeted,
"Whaddup?"
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And Jack Harlow just, like,
slid into my DMs.
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Don't know what that means.
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It'd be most disrespectful
not to respond to them all.
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- Agreed.
- DR. TEETH: How's about something like,
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"To our fellow music makers,
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"you're all absotively tremendulous."
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Right on.
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"You are all truly talenticious,
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-"with stupendorous fans."
- Love it.
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And, send.
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{\an8}PENNY: "To our fellow music makers.
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"You're absolutely terrible.
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"You're all truly talentless
with stupid fans."
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This is your idea of good publicity?
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Now, to be clear,
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the phone tarnishified my beauteous words
for some strangestical reason.
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It's because your words
aren't actual words.
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- The what?
- Yeah, they were autocorrected.
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Who is this smart guy
and why is he talking to me?
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Now, I'm even more aggravated.
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Don't be, okay?
I will figure out a way to fix this.
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Yeah, while you're at it,
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I'm out of Satan's Blow Out sauce,
so you can fix that, too.
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The hotter the better.
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Whew!
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Ain't she something?
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This is craziness.
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With one tweet
you started beef with all of music.
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No beef, please.
My vegan belly rejects all bovine.
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Yeah, we don't beef with nobody.
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Well, except that one band
from River Bottom.
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Yeah, they were a nightmare.
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So, when do I get my photos?
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Okay, one thing at a time. Okay?
First, damage control.
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I'm sure JJ's got a way
to fix this whole mess.
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- (BRAKES SCREECH)
- Hey, now!
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING ANGRILY)
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What's happening?
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Trouble.
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Are those Taylor Swift fans?
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And our vengeance shall be swift.
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(STAMMERING) Why they doin' that?
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- Okay, Teeth. Get us out of here.
- LIPS: Behind us!
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You come for our queen, Beyoncé,
you're gonna get stung.
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Oh, we got the BeyHive in the back
and the Beliebers in the front, y'all.
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You better belieb it's go time.
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Seems we've been emboxified in.
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Oh, my Gaga! It's the Little Monsters!
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Mayhem, come out to play.
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- No, no, no!
- It's too late now to say sorry!
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- (YELLING)
-"Who runs the world? Girls!"
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Roar!
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No. No.
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- (FANS CLAMORING)
- Oh, whoa!
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- What do they want from us?
- Vengeance.
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Look, as a superfan myself,
I know how it works.
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You cold diss their leader?
You cold diss 'em all.
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But how do they even know
where to find us?
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It's the phones, man.
I told you they track us!
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Yeah. It's okay. Just everybody calm down!
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(LIPS EXCLAIMING)
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- (SCREAMS) They got Lips!
- Bring him back!
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Oh, they got the door!
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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, no! They got me.
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(BAND MEMBERS SCREAMING)
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- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- (CAMERA SNAPPING)
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(BLOWING)
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- HANNAH: Yes, Animal.
- Yuck. That's scratchy.
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Hey. Oh, yes.
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- How's breaking the Internet going?
- Scratchy.
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#Hanimal is absolutely killing it.
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- Fork!
- Although, he hates the tags.
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Which is ironic because it's literally
the whole reason we wear them.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Lock the door!
- Go, go, go!
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Hide! Everybody hide!
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Hide? From who?
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The Swifties.
They're, like, tiny, but vicious hunters.
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Little or not, they got Lips!
And the Beliebers stole the van, man.
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(ALL CLAMORING)
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Okay. Everybody chill, all right?
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- I saw the tweet.
- And you're not freaking out?
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No. A high-profile Twitter beef
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is the best possible way
for us to get back on everyone's radar.
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But you guys are here,
literally hiding from it.
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Did he not hear about Lips?
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Or the van. They got the van, man.
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Yeah, and because of that tweet,
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you got invited to play a virtual concert
in Minecraft.
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- Wow. Minecraft is huge, guys.
- Yeah.
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FLOYD AND JANICE: Ooh!
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Wait, a virtual concert?
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I thought we were working hard
to book the band a real gig.
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- Like, at the Hollywood Bowl.
- Exactly.
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Look, getting the band
a bunch of fake friends online
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is one thing, but now
you want them to play a fake concert?
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In front of millions of people,
all at once, worldwide?
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BOTH: Ooh!
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I guess JJ wins.
Virtual concert it is.
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Hey, I'm sure it'll be great, Moog.
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What'd I miss?
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(NORA SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ON VIDEO)
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Why? I told you I hate birthdays.
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But do you hate cupcakes?
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Because I got your favorite.
Come on, give her a sniff.
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- Oh!
- (NORA LAUGHS)
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- You look so cute, Smooshie.
- Smooshie?
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- I'll show you Smooshie.
- (LAUGHS)
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Smooshie?
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00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,389
Sorry. Didn't realize you were awake.
Kind of hard to tell.
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00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:06,518
Like, wow, I didn't know
that you and JJ used to be, like,
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lovey-dovey picnic pals.
258
00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:10,314
Yup.
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00:12:10,481 --> 00:12:14,109
And now, JJ wants to pick up
right where we left off.
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And, like, that's a bad thing?
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00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,155
No.
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JJ is everything I wanted.
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Literally.
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I broke up with him because he wasn't
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serious or driven or showered.
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And now, he's all of those things, but...
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He's no Moog.
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, Janice. Normally,
you're cosmically in tune with me,
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but this time, you're way off.
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Am I, though?
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From what my third eye sees,
it's Moog who makes you smile more.
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So?
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00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,398
Have I ever told you
the story of the free-spirited lass
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whose heart was, like, totally torn
between two very different suitors?
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00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,698
- No, but, I...
- One was a flashy, driven businessman,
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who was, like, pure ambition.
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And the other, was, like, a scruffy,
aimless guitar player,
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who just, like, made her smile.
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00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,378
Okay, Janice, clearly, the guitarist
was Floyd and you're the girl.
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00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,964
No. Her name was Betty.
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And while she was busy
being all wishy-washy,
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I swooped in and stole Floyd's heart.
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00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,556
Okay, and what happened to Betty?
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The last I heard,
she's now a lonely old bag lady,
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who lives under a bridge in Paramus.
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(YAWNS)
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00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,192
- Nighty-night.
- But...
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(SNORING)
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(SLURPS)
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Ah!
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I gotta use the toilet.
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00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,295
Oh, yeah. 'Cause you drank four coconuts.
(GRUNTS)
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Why are these even here?
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Snow cone.
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Om-nom!
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00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,801
Sir, please stop eating the equipment
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00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,012
and get in position.
That's behind the drums.
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00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,305
Okay, any movement you make
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00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,849
in your motion capture suits
will be mirrored in the game.
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00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,476
Let's do this, people!
Positions, everyone.
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- Here we go!
- You know the drill.
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00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,563
You open strong with
Can You Picture That?
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00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,774
Ooh. I can picture that
boring the virtual pants off our crowd.
304
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,401
What? It's their biggest hit.
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00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,778
And it's also their oldest.
Look, the band is here
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to discover a new audience.
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00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:26,199
So, they should open up with a song
from their new album.
308
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:30,037
Oh, hey, songs one through 12
are my personal favorites. (LAUGHS)
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00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:34,917
Indeed, but our final track
is a guaranteed-ified mind exploder.
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00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,960
Ooh, what about the We Are One one?
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00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,211
Oh, wow. Let's do it.
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00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,505
We're still figuring it all out, right?
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00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,174
You can't just go and play it live.
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00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,760
Uh, you of all Moogs, should know that
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00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,305
we are deeply adept
at the avian art of winging it.
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We're about to go live.
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No winging it. Moog is right.
Let's just do the hit everyone knows.
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DR. TEETH: As you wish, Label Lady.
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Plug us in.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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ANNOUNCER: Miners, creepers, zombies.
And Steve.
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Put your blocky hands together
to welcome The Electric...
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Mayhem!
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CROWD: Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem!
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00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:20,379
- Far out, man.
- Oh, wow.
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00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,008
Well, all right.
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00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,971
Thank you, Minecraft youths
and fellow foragers.
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00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:32,307
We're here to rock your blocks off
with an oldie, but goodie.
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00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,102
Two, three, four...
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00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:38,563
Whoa! Hey.
That would've hurt if that was real.
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00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:43,819
Wow, like, I'm totally sensing a blanket
of digital darkness descending upon us.
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- (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
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00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:53,578
Uh, dude...
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00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,498
I think we're all gonna die!
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00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,753
Fall in, Swifties.
Let's knock their blocks off.
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00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,797
- What's happening?
- It's the superfans.
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00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,549
It's all of them.
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00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,967
The Beliebers,
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00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,138
the BeyHive,
Gaga's Little Monsters.
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00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,265
Little Monsters, prepare to attack.
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00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,516
MOOG: That's not all.
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00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,436
BTS ARMY, the... Rihanna's Navy.
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00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,813
Even the Natalie Merchant Marines.
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00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,982
Okay, now I'm worried.
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00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:24,109
{\an8}(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,571
FLOYD: They look mad and angry.
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00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,157
(BUZZING)
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00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:34,703
Like, the good news is, we've
brought so many different fans together.
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00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,371
Yeah, in their hatred of us.
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00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,083
Yummy.
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00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,087
(YELPS AND GRUNTS)
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00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,297
- Oh, my God!
- Lips!
353
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:48,050
What happened?
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00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,428
They're actually getting hurt right now,
so maybe we could pull the plug.
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00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,764
- Don't pull the plug.
- Moog is right. Pull the plug.
356
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,557
What plug? That's not how it works.
357
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,392
(EXPLOSIONS)
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00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,602
Nora, please.
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00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,063
You gotta trust me.
Can you just trust me on this?
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00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,274
- Okay.
- Okay, okay, um...
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00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,737
Attention, Electric Mayhem.
There's been a change to the set list.
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00:17:09,154 --> 00:17:10,197
You know what to do.
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00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,616
Uh... We really don't.
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00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,618
What do we do?
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00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,328
Wing it.
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00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,330
For sure.
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00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,332
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,885
(CROWD CHEERING)
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00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,179
(SINGING)
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00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:55,408
(CROWD CHEERING)
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00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,546
(CROWD CHEERING)
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00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:08,880
Yeah!
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00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,562
(LIP-SYNCING ALONG)
374
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,507
Looks like we just got our final song.
375
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:56,469
Yup. And it just united all the fans
with the whole world watching.
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00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,263
I just wanna hug you.
377
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,932
I'd say this calls for a celebration.
378
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,352
Shall we get Lips to call Diddy,
maybe he could throw him a white party?
379
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:09,107
Actually, I was thinking something
a little more colorful, you know?
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00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,943
Something more Mayhem.
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00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,070
ANIMAL: Higher!
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00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,906
Lower!
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00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:16,990
Higher.
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00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,366
Oh, yeah.
385
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,410
- Okay, switch.
- Okay.
386
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,747
Once Hanimal trends worldwide,
we can start wearing comfier clothes.
387
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,290
Yeah.
388
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:27,334
(CELL PHONES CLICKING)
389
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,461
Hello.
390
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,713
I finally throw you
a classic Mayhem Kickback,
391
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,298
and you spend it all on your phones?
392
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,885
Only 'cause this Internet age
is the biggest shindig of all time.
393
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,220
- All time.
- Says here,
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00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:42,224
our virtual concert
has been viewed two badrillion times.
395
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,768
- Mmm.
- Not quite, but it's up there.
396
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,144
Hey, I forgot to mention.
397
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,982
I've started my own channel where I
get to try hot stuff with my hot stuff.
398
00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,276
Ha-ha! That would be me.
399
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,861
She's a spicy one, indeed.
400
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,990
You call this
a spicy Trinidadian Scorpion pepper?
401
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,408
I felt nothing.
402
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,577
Wow. It's burning my eyes.
403
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,912
(CHUCKLES)
404
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:05,247
- Hey, Zoot.
- Huh?
405
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,541
Grab your phone and come
digitally photify my fiery fiesta.
406
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,710
Can't. Cloud's busted.
407
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,003
(THUDS)
408
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,297
Ooh! Janice, are you okay?
409
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:18,677
Never better. Oh, look,
I have so many new follower friends.
410
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,179
And they're sending me
little pictures of prayer hands
411
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,848
and hearts and rainbows and cupcakes.
412
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,935
Let's send them back tiny pictures
of our favorite snacks.
413
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,396
- Apples and donuts and bananas...
- Oh!
414
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,357
- ...and tacos and hot dogs and... Hmm?
- Don't send those!
415
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:40,156
Wow. The band stuck on their phones
during their party is bad enough,
416
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:43,618
- but you're down here working?
- Actually, um,
417
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,703
I just finished.
418
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,163
- Wait, seriously?
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
419
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,499
That virtual concert
gave us our last song.
420
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,754
The Electric Mayhem
officially has their first album.
421
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,340
(CHUCKLES)
422
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,885
And that smile made it all worth it.
423
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,430
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
424
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,060
No way.
425
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,107
- (CELL PHONE CLICKING)
- Oh! (CHUCKLES)
426
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,233
There you go.
427
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:19,738
We did it.
428
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,823
- Did what?
- The Hollywood Bowl just called.
429
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,868
They saw the virtual concert
and offered the band the real deal!
430
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,078
- Power couple, am I right?
- You're right.
431
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,623
You know what? I'll do it.
432
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,834
I will move in. It just... It makes sense.
433
00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:36,671
(EXCLAIMS)
434
00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,049
She's moving in!
435
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,066
There they are.
436
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,425
Say cheese.
437
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,177
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Nice.