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我們要幫專輯諗個名

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你們隨便提議,無任何限制

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好吧,不如叫《激烈的搖擺》?

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不如叫《大自然的愛》?

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《我不要你的白魚》

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《雙臂叉腰爵士樂》

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-《吹波糖之擁抱夢與情》
-音樂!

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-《你搖我滾》
-《給我那個女人》

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《聲音的甜味》

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-《大隻佬遇上音樂警察》
-歌曲!

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-《佩珀中士》
-音樂歌曲!

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《羊駝無處不在》

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-《果醬與棉花糖》
-《天生搖滾》

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《我的爸爸是誰》

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我們製作了專輯嗎?

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停!

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有些名真的很爛

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{\an8}(本劇基於詹姆韓森創作的角色而製作)

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《布公仔樂隊》

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繼續搖滾!

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{\an8}我想這一段大家清唱

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阻你們一陣

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高層,有咩事?

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是時候我們討論一下銷售策略

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<i>我們都未錄完,點賣?</i>

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你們已在錄製最後一首歌

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是時候讓全世界知道
你們即將出新碟

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當然啦,全部是新歌

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首先,你們要停止拍手

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拜託...

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-好
-好吧

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-薩特?
-好的

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其實唱片宣傳
和歌曲的質素同樣重要

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今時今日,只有一個方法去大肆宣傳

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-超大型廣告板
-擋風玻璃傳單

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大聲公!

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我們可以考慮這些

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但我所指的是互聯網

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我們很幸運
JJ 是這方面的專家

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我知道你們一直
為維持懷舊風格而自豪

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是

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但歡迎來到數碼時代

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-一人一部
-搞咩...

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這部是他的

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多謝,但阿唇已掌管我們的通訊事務

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是,我不...你知嘛?

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我不太喜歡

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我們都知道警察用這些

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高科技來監視我們

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而且我要專注於自我完善療程

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點可以變成垂頭的手機喪屍

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這東西沒有按鈕
我不太相信沒有按鈕的東西

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至少我們每人也有粒肚臍鈕
我個粒是凹的

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我時凹時凸

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薩特,我認為你會比其他人
更加喜歡用手機

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因為它有相機功能

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咩意思?邊到印相?

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不,相片不會印出來
它們會被傳到雲端

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弊啦,我好怕坐飛機

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嘿,我不是想掃興

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但你們認為這是明智之舉嗎?

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不,而是絕頂聰明

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各位,我們從基本開始
你們的第一個帖文

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大牙,交給你
我們都知你好文采

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無問題

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有太多東西可以寫

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等我諗吓

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-諗到!
-很好

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搞掂

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你寫了「Tweet」

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跟住點?

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跟住按「發送」

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跟住點?

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發送後,粉絲自然會回應

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樂隊剛發了「Tweet」嗎?

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好呀

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你們玩社交媒體唔叫我?

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好呀

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不好

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我明白你讓 JJ 掌管社交媒體

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因為你們現在是情侶檔

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-但是...
-這是個錯誤決定

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不應該這樣倉猝

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咩呀?

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抱歉,你不是指他們...

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我們之前傾過
他們發展得太快

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我以為...沒關係,你繼續

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我只想講我是專業網紅

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我真的希望可以幫手

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所以我將最好的留給你

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真的嗎?

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因為你會全權負責野人

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野人!

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應該說是「美女與野人」

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夠晒綽頭

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無錯,我們會好受歡迎...

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紅爆網絡世界

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好,紅爆!

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來吧,我們首先幫你戴條閃爆的領帶

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閃爆!

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信我,好快會失控

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一切相當順利

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樂隊已上線
野人會執靚個樣

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洛洛,跟住點做?

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跟住請你不要再叫我做「洛洛」

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然後我們要想辦法
讓樂隊可以在荷里活露天劇場表演

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因為我獅子開大口
應承會讓他們在那裡演出

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搬來同我住

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JJ,我們似乎...

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進展得太快

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不,我們只是回復以前一樣

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而且工作上

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一齊住會更加有效率

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有道理,但我已經搬來跟珍尼斯住...

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但我家有四間客房

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而你只是在打地鋪

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是咕𠱸床

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謝謝

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雲端壞了

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不用急,你慢慢考慮

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嘿

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社交媒體的效應竟然如此厲害

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一個帖文已經導致全世界在回應

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是

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這種即時的滿足感讓大腦

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產生更多的多巴胺,我上癮了

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不要

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狂徒不會在網上跟粉絲互動

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你們會跟粉絲見面
跟他們做朋友

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跟他們分享生活點滴

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但在社交媒體,我們可以跟更多人

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聯繫

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就像個虛擬的胡士托音樂節

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除了今次我們無斷片

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無錯

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看

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Taylor Swift 和 Justin Bieber 也追蹤我們

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Beyoncé 和 Lady Gaga 也留言 跟我們打招呼

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Jack Harlow 剛剛私訊我

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我不知是什麼

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但如果我們不回應
是非常無禮貌

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-同意
-不如寫

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「各位音樂人朋友」

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「你們每一位也非同凡響」

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講得好

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「全部有才華」

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-「粉絲又好」
-很好

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發送

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{\an8}「各位音樂人朋友」

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「你們每一位也非常無料」

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「全部很冇才華」
「粉絲又少」

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這些就是你們所謂的宣傳?

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唔關我事

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手機自動將我的文字搞到亂晒

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因為你打錯字

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-咩話?
-手機幫你自動更改

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這個醒目仔是誰?
他為何出聲?

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我現在嬲上加嬲

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不要嬲,我會想辦法補救

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你想辦法的同時

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我食晒支超級辣椒醬
幫我買支回來

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越辣越好

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她是不是好火辣?

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太瘋狂了

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一個留言,我們得罪了全個樂壇

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無得罪,你知我一向是親善大使

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是,我們不會得罪任何人

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除了那隊 River Bottom

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對,他們是個惡夢

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我幾時會收到相?

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好吧,逐樣解決
首先,我們要補鑊

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我相信 JJ 會有辦法補救

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搞錯!

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發生咩事?

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大鑊

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那些是 Taylor Swift 的粉絲嗎?

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我們出名報仇快

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他們點解咁做?

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-快點離開這裡
-後面!

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我們為 Beyoncé 女王而來 你們受死吧

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Beyoncé 的粉絲在後面
Justin Bieber 的粉絲在前面

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我們是來教訓你們

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我們被包圍

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天呀,是 Lady Gaga 的小魔怪!

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電子狂徒,出來吧

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-不!
-現在道歉已經太遲

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女王萬歲!

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衝呀!

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不要

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-他們想點?
-報仇

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身為一個超級粉絲
我好清楚他們的心情

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你得罪他們的偶像?
你便得罪他們

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他們為何會找到我們?

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是手機,我告訴過你
它會追蹤我們的位置

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好吧,別擔心,大家冷靜一點

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-他們捉了阿唇!
-捉實他!

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他們拆了車門!

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-天呀!
-不!他們捉住我

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-對,野人
-好痕呀

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做得好

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-網紅搞成點呀?
-好痕呀

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「#美女與野人」一定會受歡迎

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-好痕呀!
-雖然他討厭這標題

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但很諷刺
因為我們擺明是美女加野人

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是啊

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-鎖門!
-走!

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大家匿埋!

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點解匿埋?逃避誰?

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Taylor Swift 的粉絲 他們細細粒,但很惡死

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唔理細唔細粒,他們捉了阿唇!
還有 Justin Bieber 搶了客貨車

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大家冷靜一點

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-我看到那留言
-你不擔心嗎?

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不,一個具爭議性的留言

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才是最好的方法引起網民關注

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但你們卻在逃避
搵地方匿埋

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他沒聽到阿唇出了事嗎?

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還有客貨車也被他們搶走了

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是,但因為這個留言

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你們被邀出席
Minecraft 的虛擬音樂會

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- Minecraft 很受歡迎
-是

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等等,虛擬音樂會?

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我以為我們想搞個真正的演唱會

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-例如在荷里活露天劇場?
-無錯

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幫樂隊上網搵虛擬粉絲都算

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現在還想搞虛擬演唱會?

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同時對住全球幾百萬觀眾?

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JJ 說得對,就搞虛擬演唱會

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阿穆,應該會無問題

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我錯過了什麼?

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搞咩?我話過我最討厭生日

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但你討厭紙杯蛋糕嗎?

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因為這是你最喜歡的口味
來吧,食一啖

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-你好可愛,靚仔
-靚仔?

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輪到我餵你

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靚仔?

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抱歉,我不知道你未瞓
其實好難分

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我也不知道你和 JJ

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以前會去野餐咁浪漫

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是

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JJ 想重修舊好

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你不想嗎?

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不是

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JJ 是我的理想類型

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是真的

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我之前跟他分手

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是因為他玩玩吓
無上進心,又唔沖涼

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現在他徹底改變了

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但他不是阿穆

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珍尼斯,你一向料事如神

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但你今次錯了

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是嗎?

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但我的天眼講我知
讓你經常笑的是阿穆

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咁又點?

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我有無同你提過
從前一個熱愛自由的女仔

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同時被兩個完全不同的男人追求?

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-沒有,但我...
-一個是商業才俊

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野心勃勃

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另一個是個不羈
吊兒郎當的結他手

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但他會令個女仔笑

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珍尼斯你便是那個女仔
佛洛便是那個結他手

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不是,那個女仔叫比蒂

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當她猶豫不決的時候

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我出現了,並搶走了佛洛的心

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好的,比蒂後來怎樣?

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我聽聞她現在是個單身老女人

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周身掛滿膠袋
在帕拉默斯瞓天橋底

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-早抖
-但是...

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我要去廁所

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因為你飲了四個椰青

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點解會有椰青?

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刨冰

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先生,請你不要再食我們的儀器

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快到鼓後面準備

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你們任何一個動作

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都會被這件動作捕捉裝置
直接反映在遊戲中

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來吧!大家各就各位

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-開始吧!
-你們識做啦

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開場就唱《Can You Picture That》

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那首歌會悶親網民

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點會?那是他們的金曲

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也是最舊的一首歌
聽著,樂隊希望

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發掘新的觀眾

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所以他們應該唱
專輯的新歌來開場

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12 首新歌我全部都喜歡

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對,但最尾那首最能感動人心

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不如唱《We Are One》?

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來吧

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但首歌還未完成,不是嗎?

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你們還未可現場演唱

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阿穆,你應該最清楚

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我們最拿手的是即興唱作

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直播差不多開始

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阿穆是對的,不要即興唱作
我們唱首人所皆知的金曲

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高層,照你意思

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開始吧

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5、4、3、2、1

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礦工、箭手、喪屍
還有史堤芬

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請大家的方塊手用力拍掌
歡迎電子...

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狂徒!

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狂徒!

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好大陣仗

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好正呀

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多謝各位 Minecraft 的年輕玩家

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我們會唱經典金曲
來搖滾你們的方塊

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(炸藥)

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2、3、4...

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如果是真的話,我死梗

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我感覺到好強的
數碼負能量正籠罩我們

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兄弟...

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我們今次死梗!

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Taylor Swift 粉絲,炸散他們

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-發生咩事?
-是超級粉絲

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全部出動

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Justin Bieber 的粉絲

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Beyoncé 的粉絲
還有 Gaga 的小魔怪

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小魔怪,準備進攻

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陸續有來

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BTS 軍團、Rihanna 海軍

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就連 Natalie Merchant 的船隊也來了

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今次大件事

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他們看來很憤怒

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樂觀一點,我們成功集結了不同的粉絲

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但他們都想對付我們

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好味

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-天呀
-阿唇!

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(阿唇被 TaylorSwiftFan784 殺死)

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發生咩事

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他們受了傷,我們可否閂總掣?

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-不要閂總掣
-阿穆說得對,閂總掣

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閂總掣?這是網絡世界

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洛拉,求求你

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你要相信我
你信我一次好嗎?

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-好吧
-好...

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請注意,電子狂徒
演唱會安排出現變動

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你們知道點做

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我們不知道

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要點做呀?

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即興演唱

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無問題

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好!

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看來我們完成了最後一首歌

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它團結了全球的粉絲

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我想擁抱你

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我覺得要慶祝一下

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不如叫阿唇搵 Diddy
搞個白色派對?

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其實派對應該要色彩繽紛

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這樣才襯電子狂徒

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高一點!

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低一點!

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高一點

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好舒服

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-輪到我
-好

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當「美女與野人」走紅後
我們便可以穿得舒服一點

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好

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哈囉

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我終於為你們搞了一個狂徒派對

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你們卻在玩手機?

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今時今日,上網才是最大的互動派對

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-最大
-這裡說

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我們的虛擬演唱會
有幾億觀看人次

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無咁多,就快會

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我忘了跟你說

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我成立了自己的頻道
跟我的火辣拍檔一起食辣嘢

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那個就是我

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她果然火辣

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你覺得這個千里達毒蠍辣椒好辣?

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我覺得唔夠辣

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我聞到都流眼水

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薩特,用手機

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幫我們拍低辣椒宴的過程

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不可以,雲端壞了

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珍尼斯,你沒事吧?

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很好,我多了很多粉絲

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他們傳送了很多祈禱手勢符號給我

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還有心心、彩虹和紙杯蛋糕

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我們也傳送我們喜愛的
零食符號給他們

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蘋果、冬甩、香蕉

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-墨西哥捲餅和熱狗...
-千萬不要

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樂隊個個在玩手機已經夠掃興

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-而你更在工作?
-事實上

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我剛完成了

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-你講真的?
-是

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樂隊在虛擬演唱會完成了最後一首歌

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電子狂徒終於完成第一張專輯

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你笑得咁開心,幾辛苦都值得

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成功了

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小心呀

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我們成功了

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00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,823
-咩事?
-荷里活露天劇場剛打來

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00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,868
他們看過那虛擬演唱會
決定邀請樂隊去表演!

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-情侶檔最勁,對嗎?
-對

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00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,623
好啦,我答應你

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00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,834
我搬去同你住...不會有錯

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00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,049
她會搬來!

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00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,066
相片來了

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00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,425
笑吓啦

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好靚

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