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好,該討論專輯的名字了
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說來聽聽,沒有不好的點子
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好,那《放電的感覺》如何?
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《有機之愛》如何?
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《你都不送我白魚了》
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《爵士爵士手叉腰》
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-《泡泡糖美夢與精神支持》
-音樂!
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-《搖者滾之》
-《給我女人》
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《香音樂》
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-《毛毛先生與絨絨警察》
-歌曲!
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-《派柏士官長》
-音樂歌曲!
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《駱馬趴趴走》
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-《手指果醬與棉花糖芋頭》
-《生而搖滾》
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《可惜不識爹》
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我們錄了專輯?
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停!
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也許有些點子真的不太好
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{\an8}(改編自吉姆韓森的原創人物)
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《布偶天團》
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搖滾...搖滾!
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{\an8}兄弟姊妹們,來段清唱
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抱歉打斷你們的排練
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唱片公司小姐,現在是怎樣?
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我想說來討論一下我們專輯的行銷策略
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專輯還沒做完, 妳要怎麼賣?
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你們已經到了最後一首歌的階段
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該讓世界知道你們即將推出新作品
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沒錯,讓人耳目一新
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現在最重要的是你們別再拍手了
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所以...
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-好
-好
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-鏽斗?
-好
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總之,專輯的宣傳幾乎跟內容一樣重要
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現在的宣傳其實只有一個辦法
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-超大看板
-發傳單
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這個東西!
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對,那些以前都很好用
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不過我說的主要是網路
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幸運的是,傑傑是個科技天才
他會幫我們
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我知道你們以身為傳統樂團為榮
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對
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但歡迎你們進入數位時代
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-來,一個給你
-這是...
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其實那個是他的
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感激不盡
但利波斯是我們公用手機的保管者
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對,而且我不...知道嗎?
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對啊,我不喜歡
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我們都知道這些是警察發明的
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想用高科技來監視我們
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那個,現在我在專心自我提升
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不能變成低頭族,成為手機喪屍
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而且上面沒有按鈕
我不信任沒有按鈕的東西
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那個,連我們的肚臍都凸起來像按鈕
我的肚臍是凹的
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我兩種都有,有凹有凸
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鏽斗,你應該比別人更愛手機
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因為,你看,這支手機也是相機
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什麼意思?照片從哪裡出來?
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不是,照片不會出來,而是上雲端
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天啊,我不喜歡坐飛機
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我不想唱反調
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但你們確定給他們手機是好主意嗎?
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不是,而是個絕妙的主意
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亂電樂團的各位,我們從最基本的開始
寫你們的第一則推文
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博士,靠你了,我們都知道你字彙豐富
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易如像反掌
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但我的字彙太多了
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我想想
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-有了!有了!
-好
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寫好了
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你寫了「推文」
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現在呢?
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然後按「貼文」
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現在呢?
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現在消息傳出去了,別人就會知道
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樂團是不是說了「推文」?
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酷
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你們要上網居然沒找我?
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酷
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才不酷
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聽著,我知道妳讓傑傑負責社群媒體
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因為你們是超級情侶
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-但是...
-但這是個天大的錯誤
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不該這麼快就貼上標籤
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什麼?
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妳想說的不是...對不起
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我們之前有談到那件事,進展得太快了
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這一切都好像...妳繼續吧
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聽著,我的意思是
社群媒體就是我的工作
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我很想參與這一切
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所以我才把最精彩的留給妳
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真的?
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因為我把安尼莫交給妳
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安尼...安尼莫!
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你也可以說「漢尼莫」
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像「班妮佛」,但是更讚
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等著看吧,我們會塞爆...不對
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我們會摧毀網路
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對,摧毀!摧毀!
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來,第一步是把你頸圈弄得亮晶晶
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亮晶晶!
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我現在就可以告訴你們
事情肯定會爆的
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天啊,我們爆紅了
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樂團開始推文,安尼莫打扮得人模人樣
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下一步是什麼,小甜心?
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下一步是你不要再叫我「小甜心」
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然後就是想辦法訂到好萊塢露天劇場
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因為我愚蠢地承諾樂團
會讓他們在那裡演出
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搬來跟我住
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傑傑,我覺得我們進展得有點
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快到離譜
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哪會?這不就是再續前緣嗎?
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而且在工作方面
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我們在一起的時間越多越好
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確實,但我跟珍妮絲住得很習慣了
還有...
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明白,我家有四間客房
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妳在這裡是睡在枕頭堆上
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是枕頭窩
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感謝
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雲端壞了
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不急,考慮一下
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說到一個令人不可思議的重大發現
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我們只推了一次文,全世界都回應了
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對
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這種立即的快感簡直就像
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腦中湧過一股多巴胺,我愛上推特了
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不可以
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亂電樂團不會在網路上跟粉絲推文
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而是在現實世界中
跟粉絲見面,跟他們交朋友
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跟他們分享你們生活中的私密細節
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但是,那個,現在我們可以
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跟更多人連結
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這像虛擬空間中的胡士托音樂節
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對啊,也許這次我們不會再斷片
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一定的
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你們看
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泰勒絲小姐和那個叫小賈斯汀的孩子
開始關注我們了
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碧昂絲和女神卡卡
剛發文說:「還好嗎?」
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那個,傑克哈洛剛私訊我了
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不知道那是什麼意思
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不回覆這些人太失禮了
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-我同意
-這樣回覆如何?
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「此致我們的音樂創作同儕
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你們都無與且倫比」
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寫得好
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「你們都才華譬如洋溢
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-而且有一級還很棒的粉絲」
-我喜歡
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好,貼文
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{\an8}「此致我們的音樂創作同儕
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你們都無用且淪屁
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你們的才華屁豬羊一樣
而且有一群很胖的粉絲」
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這叫做正面公關?
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我要聲明一下
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手機基於某種莫名其妙的原因
扭曲了我的生花妙筆
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那是因為你都喜歡胡亂組字
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-什麼?
-對,手機會自動校正
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這個聰明人是誰?他為什麼跟我說話?
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現在我更火大了
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別生氣,我會想辦法解決的
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既然妳都要想辦法了
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我的地獄噴火辣醬沒了,順便去買
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越辣越好
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她很嗆吧?
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這太瘋狂了
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只發了一則推文
就跟整個音樂界結下血海深仇
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拜託別說「血」字,我吃全素
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對,我們跟任何人都沒有仇
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除了那個河床樂團
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對,他們是惡夢一場
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我何時能拿到我的照片?
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一次處理一件事,好嗎?先做損害控管
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我相信傑傑有辦法解決的
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拜託!
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怎麼回事?
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有麻煩了
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那些是泰勒絲的粉絲嗎?
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我們要來討公道了
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她們幹嘛這樣?
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-牙牙,快點脫身
-後面!
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敢惹我們的碧昂絲女王,注定受傷
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現在是後有碧昂絲粉絲團
前有小賈斯汀鐵粉
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算帳的時間到了
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看樣子我們被圍堵了
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我的天啊,小怪獸軍團也來了!
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亂電,出來玩
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-不要...不要!
-現在道歉來不及了
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《女人我最大!》
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怒吼!
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不要,不要
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-她們究竟想怎樣?
-復仇
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做為超級粉絲,我知道這是怎麼回事
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嗆他們的首領就是嗆他們所有人
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他們怎麼知道我們在這裡?
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是手機,我就說我們會被追蹤!
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沒事,大家別驚慌!
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-利波斯被抓走了!
-快救他!
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他們把門拆了!
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-我的天啊!
-不妙!他們抓住我了!
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-很好,安尼莫
-好癢
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非常好
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-塞爆網路的計畫進行得如何?
-好癢
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漢尼莫的標籤已經爆紅了
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-我要叉子!
-不過他討厭標籤
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很諷刺,因為基本上
這就是我們穿名牌的原因
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對...對
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-鎖門!
-快...快!
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躲起來!大家快點躲起來!
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躲誰?
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泰勒絲的粉絲
她們像一群惡毒的小獵人
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她們也許小,但是抓了利波斯!
小賈粉還把車搶走了
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大家冷靜點,好嗎?
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-我看到推文了
-但你沒有抓狂?
212
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,763
沒有,高調的推特之戰
213
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,891
就是我們重新吸引觀眾目光最好的方法
214
00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,352
但你們居然在這裡避風頭
215
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他沒聽到利波斯的事嗎?
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還有車子,他們把車子搶走了
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對,因為那則推文
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你們受邀在《當個創世神》中
開虛擬演唱會
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-各位,《當個創世神》超紅的
-對
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00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,118
等等,虛擬演唱會?
221
00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:01,829
我以為我們在努力
幫樂團安排真正的演唱會
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00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,664
-像是在好萊塢露天劇場
-對啊
223
00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:06,291
幫樂團在網路上結交一堆假朋友
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00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:09,253
是一回事,但現在你還要他們
辦一場假的演唱會?
225
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,714
全球放送,同時表演給數百萬人看?
226
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:17,094
看來傑傑贏了,辦虛擬演唱會吧
227
00:11:17,261 --> 00:11:19,346
穆哥,我相信一定會很棒的
228
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,896
我錯過什麼了?
229
00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:43,912
為什麼?我說過我討厭過生日
230
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,205
但你討厭杯子蛋糕嗎?
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因為我買了你最愛的口味,來,聞聞看
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-小甜心,你這樣好可愛
-小甜心?
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我讓妳看看什麼叫做小甜心
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00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,385
小甜心?
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00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,389
抱歉,我不知道妳醒了,有點看不出來
236
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:06,518
那個,我不知道妳和傑傑以前是
237
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,271
相親相愛去野餐的情侶
238
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,314
對啊
239
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:14,109
現在傑傑想再續前緣
240
00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:16,487
那個,這樣不好嗎?
241
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,155
不是
242
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,951
傑傑就是我想要的一切
243
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,244
一點不假
244
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,246
我跟他分手是因為他
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00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:29,875
不認真、不努力、不洗澡
246
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,878
現在那些他全改了,但是...
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00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,546
他不是穆哥
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00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:38,759
珍妮絲,通常妳都是最懂我的
249
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:41,094
但這次妳大錯特錯了
250
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:42,930
我真的錯了嗎?
251
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:47,059
我的第三隻眼
看到的是穆哥比較能逗妳笑
252
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,436
所以呢?
253
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:53,398
我有沒有跟妳說過
曾經有個熱愛自由的女孩
254
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:57,736
在兩個截然不同的追求者之間
右左為難的故事?
255
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,698
-沒有,但是我...
-一個是浮誇、積極的生意人
256
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,743
充滿了野心
257
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:08,080
另一個追求者
是個寒酸、沒有目標的吉他手
258
00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:10,374
但這個人能逗她笑
259
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:14,378
珍妮絲,顯然吉他手是佛洛伊
女孩是妳
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00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,964
錯了,她叫做貝蒂
261
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,050
她猶豫不決的時候
262
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,678
我趁虛而入,搶走了佛洛伊的心
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00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,556
好,那貝蒂呢?
264
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:29,768
我最後一次聽到她的消息時
她是個孤獨的女遊民
265
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:32,187
住在帕拉莫斯的橋下
266
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,734
-晚安
-但是...
267
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:53,542
我要上廁所
268
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,295
對,因為你狂飲了四顆椰子汁
269
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:57,588
這裡怎麼會有椰子?
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00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,214
冰沙
271
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,801
先生,拜託不要再吃我們的設備
272
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,012
去就定位,就是在鼓的後面
273
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,305
好,你們穿著動作捕捉服時
274
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,849
做的每一個動作都會反映在遊戲裡
275
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,476
那就開始吧!各就各位
276
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,061
-好,開始了
-你們知道該怎麼做
277
00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:15,105
以《你能想像嗎?》強力開場
278
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,774
我能想像觀眾被這首歌
悶到掉褲子的情景
279
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,401
什麼?這是他們最紅的一首歌
280
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,778
也是最老的一首歌,可是樂團現在
281
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,322
要吸引一批新的觀眾
282
00:14:23,322 --> 00:14:26,199
所以應該用新專輯的歌開場
283
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:30,037
第一到第十二首歌是我的最愛
284
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:34,917
確實,不過最後一首
保證會讓觀眾大為驚豔
285
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,127
那首《團結一心》呢?
286
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,211
來唱這首
287
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,505
我們還沒完成這首,是吧?
288
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,174
不能就直接唱現場
289
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,760
你應該比任何人都清楚
290
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,305
我們最懂得如何臨場發揮了
291
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,473
要開始直播了
292
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:52,768
不可以臨場發揮,穆哥說得對
唱大家都熟的暢銷金曲
293
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,436
悉聽尊便,唱片公司小姐
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開始
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00:14:55,979 --> 00:15:00,192
五、四、三、二、一
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00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:06,281
各位礦工、箭袋、殭屍和史蒂夫
297
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,827
把各位的方塊手用力拍起來
熱烈歡迎亂電...
298
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,245
樂團!
299
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:18,502
亂電...亂電!
300
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:19,753
太炫了,兄弟
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00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,008
太好了
302
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,971
謝謝,各位創世年輕人和電玩同好
303
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:32,307
我們要用一首經典名曲讓各位神魂顛倒
304
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,558
(黃色炸藥)
305
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,143
二、三、四...
306
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,563
如果是真的炸藥會痛死人的
307
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:43,819
那個,我可以感受到
我們即將被一層數位黑幕籠罩
308
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:53,662
兄弟
309
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,498
我們好像要死了!
310
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,753
整隊出發,泰粉,殲滅他們
311
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:03,797
-這是怎麼回事?
-是超級粉絲
312
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,549
他們全都來了
313
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,967
小賈迷
314
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,138
碧昂絲粉絲團、女神卡卡的小怪獸軍團
315
00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:13,265
小怪獸軍團,準備攻擊
316
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,516
還不只這些
317
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,436
防彈少年團狂粉、蕾哈娜粉絲團
318
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,813
連娜坦莉莫森特應援團都來了
319
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,982
我開始擔心了
320
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:27,571
他們看起來既瘋狂又火大
321
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,703
那個,好消息是
我們凝聚了許多不同的粉絲
322
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,371
對,因為他們都恨我們
323
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,083
好吃
324
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,297
-天啊!
-利波斯!
325
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:46,965
(泰粉784殺死利波斯)
326
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,883
怎麼了?
327
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:51,470
他們真的受傷了,也許該叫停了
328
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,764
-不要叫停
-穆哥說得對,叫停吧
329
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,557
怎麼叫停?這不是要停就能停的
330
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,602
諾拉,拜託妳
331
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,063
妳得相信我,可以嗎?可以相信我嗎?
332
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,274
-好
-好,好...
333
00:17:05,317 --> 00:17:08,737
亂電樂團請注意,演唱曲目有變動
334
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,197
你們知道該怎麼做
335
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:12,616
我們還真的不知道
336
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,618
怎麼辦?
337
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:16,328
臨場發揮
338
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:18,330
一定要的
339
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,507
看來我們有最後一首歌了
340
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:56,469
對,而且還在全世界面前
凝聚了所有的歌迷
341
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,263
我好想抱你
342
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,932
我想這值得慶祝
343
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,352
不如叫利波斯打給吹牛老爹
請他辦一個全白主題派對如何?
344
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:09,107
我覺得顏色多一點比較好
345
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:11,943
比較有亂電的風格
346
00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,070
高一點!
347
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,906
低一點!
348
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:16,948
高一點
349
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,283
對了
350
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,410
-好,換人
-好
351
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:23,747
等漢尼莫全球爆紅
我們就能開始穿舒服的衣服了
352
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,290
對啊
353
00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:31,713
我終於幫你們開了一個經典的亂電派對
354
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,298
你們居然都在玩手機?
355
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,885
那是因為這個網路年代
是史上最盛大的派對
356
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,220
-史上最盛大
-這裡說
357
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:42,224
我們的虛擬演唱會觀看次數有兩兆億次
358
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:44,768
還不到,但是很多次
359
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,144
我忘了說
360
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:50,982
我開了自己的頻道
表演跟我的火辣愛人一起挑戰吃辣
361
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,276
愛人是指我
362
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:54,861
她是個火辣愛人
363
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,990
你叫這個嗆辣千里達蠍子辣椒?
364
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:00,408
我吃了完全沒感覺
365
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:02,577
我的眼睛都痛了
366
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,956
鏽斗,手機拿好
367
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,541
來數位拍攝我的火辣嘉年華
368
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,752
不行,雲端壞了
369
00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:14,339
珍妮絲,還好嗎?
370
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,677
好到不行
看,我有好多關注我的新朋友
371
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,179
他們寄來的照片有祈禱的雙手
372
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,848
紅心、彩虹和杯子蛋糕
373
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,935
那我們回傳一些我們心愛零嘴的小圖片
374
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,396
蘋果、甜甜圈和香蕉
375
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:32,148
-塔可、熱狗和...
-不要傳!
376
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,156
樂團在自己的派對上滑手機已經夠糟了
377
00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,242
-但你居然在這裡工作?
-其實
378
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:44,703
我剛剛完成了
379
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:47,163
-等等,真的嗎?
-對
380
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,499
那場虛擬演唱會給了我們最後一首歌
381
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,754
亂電樂團終於有了他們的首張專輯
382
00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,885
那個微笑讓一切辛苦都值得了
383
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:09,060
不會吧?
384
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:15,233
小心點
385
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:19,738
我們辦到了
386
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,823
-辦到什麼?
-好萊塢露天劇場剛剛打來
387
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,868
他們看了虛擬演唱會
說要讓樂團去開演唱會
388
00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:27,078
-超級情侶,我說對了吧?
-你說對了
389
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,623
知道嗎?我答應
390
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,834
我搬去跟你住,這樣比較合理
391
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,049
她要搬來跟我住了!
392
00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,066
終於來了
393
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,425
笑一個
394
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,177
讚啦
395
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,261
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