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(TYPING)
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Uh, guys? Any word on tracking down
your van from the Beliebers who stole it?
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- JANICE: Okay.
- Not at all.
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Now, I'm just the band chauffeur?
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- JANICE: Okay.
- Not at all.
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Are you even listening?
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- Okay.
- Not at all.
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I don't know how you're on your phones
without getting carsick.
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I myself have
a stomach of steel... (HICCUPS)
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(BURPS) Oh, my!
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Um, I don't feel so... (GROANS)
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Just put the phones down.
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But I'm tweeting my followers,
and they need to... (GROANS)
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These phones are becoming a real problem.
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(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
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- ANIMAL: Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
- (ALL GROANING)
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No. Everyone, just calm down
and take a deep breath, okay? Just...
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(ALL BREATHING DEEPLY)
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There. Good.
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(ALL RETCHING)
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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{\an8}JANICE: And that's when I realized,
true self-love
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{\an8}begins with understanding
the limits of your own self.
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Stretch with me.
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First, we try a little downward dog.
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Downward facing upside.
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Reclining donkey.
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The three-legged rooster.
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The flirty mermaid.
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The drowsy dreidel.
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The nauseous narwhal.
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The magician's assistant.
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Whee!
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(BREATHING DEEPLY)
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Sorry to interrupt... Whoa, Janice,
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you got a million Instagram followers
in a week?
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I know, right?
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Like, who knew so many random people
would relate to my self-healing journey?
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It's like they blindly follow
everything I say.
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It's wonderful.
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I'm sure. But hey, I got even bigger news.
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So, band meeting downstairs. Five minutes.
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For sure.
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Okay, now, let's breathe in peace.
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(INHALES)
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And breathe out love.
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It's important to know that when
you're reclaiming a piece of... (MUMBLES)
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It's equally important... (MUMBLES)
In your heart.
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Oh! That is gold.
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Sorry. Who are all you people?
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We're speech writers.
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For?
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Mr. Lips had a vision.
He's on a mission to save the world.
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A lot of things happened in Joshua Tree.
I was a falcon, it was a thing.
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But as important as this is,
there's a band meeting in five.
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You're in a band?
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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{\an8}TikTok. TikTok.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. TikTok.
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{\an8}(PANTING)
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{\an8}TikTok.
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(GROANS)
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Oh. Is he okay?
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Okay? Oh, he's crushing it.
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Tik-tik.
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Turns out, Animal has killer rhythm.
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- Tok-tok.
- Who knew?
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Aside from the whole drummer thing.
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Tok-tik.
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Yeah, you've been doing this
for two days straight.
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He seems kinda TikToked out.
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Tok-tok
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- (THUDS)
- Okay. Well,
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good time for a break.
See you downstairs, band meeting.
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It's gonna be great. Hear that, Doc?
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Band meeting in five.
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Oh, uh, could you double
that time, Label Lady?
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I got a spicy new video
to post on my channel.
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Oh, okay. Sorry, what does that mean?
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Penny eats hot stuff
and I capture the magic.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Next up, is the Penny One-chip Challenge.
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ANNOUNCER: (DISTORTED)
Satan's Blowout Hot Chip Challenge.
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Says here we should
have a mortician standin' by.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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{\an8}(SNIFFS)
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{\an8}That's not so... Whoo!
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{\an8}(GRUNTS)
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{\an8}That's some spicy chip right there.
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{\an8}(STEAM WHISTLE BLOWING)
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{\an8}I can't see.
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{\an8}I can't see. I'm going down.
I'm going do... I'm go... I'm...
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I feel nothin'.
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Well, I'm glad you're alive
and you can still see.
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Well, to be clear,
you are, in fact, a blurred silhouette.
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My entire face is numb to the touch
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and my body is trapped in a blazing
chip-induced hellscape of my own making.
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So, yes to the band meeting?
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Pos-ulutely. I'm headed there now.
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Yeah.
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(SIGHS)
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Uh...
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You tell them there was a meeting?
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- Yes, I did. This is nuts.
- Okay. Good. Yeah.
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I finally make good on my promise
of booking them the Hollywood Bowl,
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and they don't even know
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because they're too busy
tweeting and TikToking.
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All right, y'all! Ready for the big news.
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Thank you.
You see, at least, somebody showed up.
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Oh, of course.
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I couldn't wait
to tell y'all about my surprise.
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- Wait, your surprise?
- I got a song on the Internet.
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Surprise!
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Um, seriously? Because Nora
has a whole release strategy...
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Ah-ah-ah, just watch the video.
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Here we go.
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- Hit skip ad.
- (JINGLE PLAYING)
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No, no, no. Skip ad? That's the best part.
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(WOMAN SINGING IN AD)
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Right?
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(SINGING ALONG)
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FLOYD ON VIDEO:
Ma's soup, it's not bad.
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Ta-da.
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NORA: Uh...
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That song is not from the album.
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Oh, no, it is not.
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Hey, remember when I spitefully
wrote that love song about soup?
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It was in that very moment
when I discovered my true life's passion,
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writin' ad jingles
to play before Internet videos.
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Floyd, you're part of a famous band.
You don't need to be a jinglist.
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And you don't need to step on my dreams.
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You ain't gonna tell me
that I can't write my jingles.
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It's what I do.
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(NORA SIGHS)
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It's what I love. It's what I am.
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What is happening right now?
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I know. It's like the only way
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to get that catchy little tune
out of my head, is with soup.
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No. I'm talking about The Mayhem.
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Since when are they too busy to hang out?
They do everything together, always.
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And now, they do everything apart.
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Well done, Label Lady.
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You've been taking shots at me
all week. Why?
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No deal, I'm good.
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What? Are you leaving?
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Album's done. So, I'm done, right?
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Come on, Moog. Don't be like that.
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You can't just go.
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Why not?
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It's just... We did it.
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I thought we would
celebrate this win together.
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Win? You can't even get the band
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off their cell phones
and down in the studio.
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So, what?
They're enjoying a little independence.
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Is that such a bad thing?
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When's the last time
you heard them play music?
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Literally a minute ago.
Yeah, Floyd dropped a single.
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You mean "jingle."
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Yeah, it was a jingle-single.
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Okay, look,
the band is on fire right now, okay?
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I mean, Penny and Teeth
are YouTube superstars.
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Animal's trending on TikTok.
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Lips is using the Internet
to literally change the world
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and I'm pretty sure Janice
is a cult leader by complete accident.
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So, yeah,
the band is blowing up because of me.
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Yeah, you blew 'em up all right,
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'cause that's not the band.
Deep down, you know it, too.
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Everything okay, Smooshie?
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Smooshie's fine.
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I was just going.
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Congrats on the album, Nora.
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Congrats on being a power couple.
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Congrats on everything.
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- (TRUCK DOOR OPENS)
- (SIGHS)
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- (TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)
- (ENGINE STARTS)
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Ooh, sweet man. Gonna miss him.
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Yeah, it's fine.
We'll see him at the Bowl.
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Which reminds me, we have to tell the band
about the big news.
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Or, we could tell it to the whole world.
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Yeah, how exactly?
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I just have to call my friend, God.
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Peace to the planet.
Charlamagne Tha God here,
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live from LA today, and I'm takin' a break
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from the world's
most dangerous morning show
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to give y'all a little Mayhem instead.
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- In the building right now.
- ZOOT: All right.
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- Amen. Amen.
- CHARLAMAGNE: How y'all feelin'?
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We are most humblised
to be in the presence of "The God."
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And thank you for creating
butterflies and snowflakes
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and mini horses.
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They're like
the baby dolphins of the land.
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Do you know Santa?
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Yeah you do know I'm not "The God," right?
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I'm just Tha God. It's a difference.
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ALL: Oh!
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- Yeah. That makes sense.
- JANICE: Okay. For sure.
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Psst. Hey, I can take photos
with my phone.
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Zoot here
has always been our band shutterbug.
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Posting his Polaroids
on the ceiling of our van.
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Yeah, now he posts on Instagram.
You ever heard of this Instagram?
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Sure.
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- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Tik-Tok. (SNORES)
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What's up with Animal? He gonna be aight?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, my man's a little tuckered
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from all that tikin' and tokin'
and dancin' and rockin'.
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Tok-tok.
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At least your hard work has produced
some new music, right?
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Oh, indeed it has.
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I just wrote a jingle on spec for IKEA.
Wanna hear it? It goes like this.
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(SINGING)
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I thought we'd talk about the new album.
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You're workin' on a solo project, Floyd?
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Not just me. Uh...
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Oh, Lips here is working on a Ted talk.
Save the world.
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Oh, that's dope.
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Yeah, dope it is, mister... (MUMBLES)
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And my solo project is, well,
more of a duo with my lady love, Penny.
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Which reminds me, (CLEARS THROAT)
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please subscribulate
to our YouTube channel
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by typing in the letters "H-T-T-P,"
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- then comes two dots all stacked up.
- (ANIMAL SNORING)
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Then two lazy lines
that lean to the right,
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and then a "W," "W" and another "W,"
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and just to clarify,
do not type the letter "U" twice.
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I mean an actual "W."
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Aren't they supposed to be
talking about the album?
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Yes. Yes, they are.
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And then type a period
or as the kids say, "dot,"
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and then you write C-O-M.
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What was that address again?
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- H...
- It's cool. I'm familiar with that.
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As are we.
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The information super highway has been
a truly wonderific road to travel.
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Oh, for sure. We're, like,
all finding our individual voices.
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Shout-out to my loyal followers.
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They call themselves the "Forsureleans"
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and they call me their spirit mother.
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- ALL: Aw.
- That's sweet.
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Wow, Spirit Mother. Listen,
if all of y'all are doin' your own thing,
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does this mean the band's takin' a break?
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No. No, no, no, that would never happen.
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But now that you mention it,
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I would dig a brief hiatus,
so I can focus on my solo career.
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Man, you so deserve that, Floyd Pepper.
245
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,871
Well, thank you very much, Mr. Dr. Teeth.
246
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,166
And may every fiery pepper
you and Penny feast upon,
247
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,669
bring you one step closer to your dream.
248
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,003
Well, isn't that lovely?
249
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005
So, y'all are breakin' up?
250
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,466
It's more like
we're lovingly comin' together
251
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,802
to hastily go in our separate directions.
252
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011
Did the band just break up?
253
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,932
Like, totally, and as my
Goopy gal pal Gwyneth would say,
254
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,976
"we're consciously un-banding."
255
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,644
I think the band just broke up.
256
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,771
(STAMMERING)
Someone needs to do something.
257
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,482
Yeah, you, Nora. You need to do something.
258
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,234
I... Argh!
259
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,321
This just might be the friendliest
band breakup in the history of music...
260
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,698
No, stop. Sorry, sorry.
261
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,868
Ignore, Mr. Tha God.
Hi, the band is still a band.
262
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,411
Hey! It's Label Lady.
263
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,080
Come here, so we can thank you
for all you've done for us.
264
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,624
Oh, so, it's her fault
the band is breakin' up.
265
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,792
No, no. Not my fault.
266
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:51,503
Oh, come on, now. She's just bein' modest.
267
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,590
It was specifically Nora Singh
and Nora Singh alone,
268
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,926
that connected us
to a whole new world wide web of friends.
269
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,261
Which broke up the band.
270
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:01,263
- Correct.
- (ALL AGREEING)
271
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,932
No, no. No, let's table the breakup talk,
272
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,685
because I'm actually here
to officially announce
273
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:10,439
that next week, The Electric Mayhem
will be doing a surprise concert at...
274
00:12:10,439 --> 00:12:12,524
Oh, no can do.
275
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,485
Next week, I'll be indisposed,
276
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:17,905
feasting upon the finest fiery flavors
of Finland and beyondland.
277
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,531
CHARLAMAGNE: Okay.
LIPS: Ooh.
278
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,657
Since when?
279
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,326
Since ten seconds ago.
280
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:25,454
Uh, Penny texted.
She heard the band's takin' hiatus
281
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:29,208
and immediately booked
a romantic worldwide voyage.
282
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:30,834
Oh, that's nice!
283
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,712
- Penny's listening to this? Right now?
- Mmm-hmm.
284
00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,631
Great stuff. Thank you for the exclusive.
285
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,800
No! I didn't give you any details
on the...
286
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,260
I'd love to keep talkin',
but we're outta time. Sorry...
287
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,181
- Time! Tik-tok, tick-tok, tick-tok!
- (LAUGHS)
288
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,891
Would you like to be a Forsurelean?
289
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,142
No.
290
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,102
- There he goes.
- (GRUNTING)
291
00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,731
NORA: I know you're all impulsive,
but this is too much.
292
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,818
How can you go your separate ways
after 40 years together?
293
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,611
Actually, it's 50.
294
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,448
And besides,
true family never really says goodbye.
295
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,533
Hey, Janice!
296
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:04,660
Bye.
297
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,662
Bye! Bye, Zoot.
298
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,624
Oh, my God. (SCOFFS) Moog was right.
299
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,252
- I broke up the band.
- No, don't say that.
300
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,837
You opened our eyes
301
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,006
and showed us there's a whole world
beyond The Mayhem.
302
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,385
Oh, and don't forget your family album.
Here you go.
303
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,974
Perhaps, one day,
we'll find our way back home,
304
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,978
but until then, you'll always be
an honorary Forsurelean,
305
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,605
who shall be spared during the reckoning.
306
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,982
The what, now?
307
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,608
(WHISPERS) You have soft skin.
308
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,946
- Bye.
- Bye.
309
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,909
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
310
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,289
Hey! I got your text and...
311
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,416
The interview didn't go great.
312
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,750
Are you kidding me?
313
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,128
I'm over the moon!
314
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,338
Why? The band broke up.
315
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,882
Exactly!
316
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,134
Now, I get to take my Teethy
317
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,971
on a spicy pepper palooza cruise
around the world.
318
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,557
Our show's going global.
319
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,392
- (MACHINE POWERS DOWN)
- Phew!
320
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:12,561
Now you know why I'm jiggling so much.
321
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,521
I gotta fit in my scuba suit.
322
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,565
You can't just take Teeth and leave.
323
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,567
He has the band,
and you have a company to run.
324
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,693
No, I don't.
325
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,403
But you do.
326
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,988
What?
327
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:26,408
The whole town's talking about
how you helped The Mayhem.
328
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,660
We're getting flooded with calls
329
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,622
from all kinds of bands
that want to sign with us.
330
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,332
With you!
331
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,209
Seriously?
332
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,003
It's yours, bubala.
333
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,631
I'm handin' you the keys
to Wax Town Records,
334
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,466
just like you always wanted.
335
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,968
I don't know what to say.
336
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,263
Well, say "Yes" already.
I got packin' to do.
337
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,932
Yes! Yes!
338
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,685
Penny, thank you for everything.
339
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,855
Okay, I will not let you down.
340
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,857
I know you won't, kid.
341
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,361
Mostly because
I have very low expectations.
342
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,613
Hey! Who's ready to celebrate?
343
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,032
I booked us Musso & Frank's.
Rib eyes on me.
344
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,241
Wait! How do you even...
345
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,619
I was listening with Penny
when the band imploded.
346
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,787
Great radio, though.
347
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:15,415
Now, I finally get to sail the ocean blue
with my hunk of green,
348
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,627
while you live your dreams
running Wax Town Records.
349
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,588
(CHUCKLES) By the way, there's mold.
350
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,717
It's all happenin', Smoosh.
My app, your label.
351
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,387
We really are an unstoppable power couple.
352
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,973
JJ helped arrange all of it.
353
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:35,060
Yup, skippin' town with Teethy-poo
was all his idea.
354
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,062
JJ: Are you mad?
355
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,398
How are you mad?
This is exactly what you wanted.
356
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,234
No! The last thing I wanted
was for the band to break up.
357
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,319
- Who cares about The Mayhem?
- Excuse me?
358
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,279
No disrespect. I'm just saying,
359
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,574
now you get to work
with all sorts of bands. New bands,
360
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,867
relevant ones.
361
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,452
Wow.
362
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,038
You really think
I'd pick this label over The Mayhem?
363
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,498
This is coming out wrong.
364
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,502
I know all you ever wanted
was to make music,
365
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,629
and now, you actually get to.
366
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,382
Not like this.
367
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,884
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
368
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,303
PENNY: Hey, handsome,
369
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,849
are we still going for steaks, or what?
370
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,730
- (SQUEAKING)
- (ANIMAL SIGHS)
371
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:27,320
Nora, can you give me a hand
moving all these boxes in, please?
372
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,656
You do know everyone is moving out, right?
373
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,492
Yeah, no.
These are all for Animal. Mmm-hmm.
374
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,786
He's got sponsors, Nora.
375
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:39,166
Designer clothing, designer hair care,
designer water.
376
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,418
Congrats on making
#Hanimal such a big trend.
377
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,212
Yeah, no. They dropped the "H," Nora.
378
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,590
Now, it's just plain old #Animal.
379
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,177
That's not the worst thing
in the world, right?
380
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,345
I worked my butt off making videos
381
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,141
and he literally scratches himself
on camera, and goes viral.
382
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,226
{\an8}- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
-TikTok.
383
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,188
{\an8}(GROANING)
384
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,273
{\an8}Itchy. Yeah.
385
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,860
It's almost like social media is just
386
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,737
shallow and pointless.
387
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,114
Did you really not realize this
until right now?
388
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,240
I did not!
389
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,035
Even worse, Animal's so hooked,
I confiscated his phone
390
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,828
and now he's going through withdrawal.
391
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,622
TikTok.
392
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,332
TikTok.
393
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,292
TikTok.
394
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,752
It's all meaningless, Nora.
395
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,589
All of it! The posting,
the influencing, the TikToking.
396
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,673
ANIMAL: TikTok!
397
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,343
- No! No, no more. Okay, okay.
- Tik, tik, tik.
398
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,678
I'm deleting all of these stupid accounts.
399
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,181
Yours and mine.
And we can finally be free.
400
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,141
- You're free!
- TikTok!
401
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,309
(ANIMAL MUTTERING)
402
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,936
No, he needs help.
403
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,229
That's all my fault.
404
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,232
Hold on.
Did you actually delete your account?
405
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,193
- Oh, no.
- Wow.
406
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,155
I think I'm having, like,
a legit existential crisis right now.
407
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,951
Calm down, okay?
Because the good news is,
408
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,078
we both are.
409
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,162
Why?
410
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,040
Penny gave me the label.
411
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,419
So, you made one album,
and now, you're an actual CEO boss babe?
412
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,381
I guess I am.
413
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,591
Nora, how is that a crisis?
414
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:17,097
Just hard to take the win
when it feels like I lost everything else.
415
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,349
- (CRASHING)
- ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
416
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,436
TikTok. (STAMMERING)
417
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,605
Seriously?
418
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,275
Trending! (CHUCKLES)
419
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,819
HANNAH: Give me that!
420
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,530
And I thought I had a problem.
421
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,365
(SADLY) TikTok.
422
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,534
Wait.
423
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,162
Zoot threw away his camera?
424
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,666
And his pictures.
425
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,960
Yeah, Zoot's gone digital.
426
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,337
- Hey, Animal.
- Huh?
427
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,883
What do you say
we forget about all of this and just
428
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,635
remember the good times?
429
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:56,928
Good times?
430
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,853
(MUSIC PLAYING)
431
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,856
(ELTON JOHN SINGING)
432
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,900
Good times.
433
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:24,414
The band was perfect,
just being The Mayhem.
434
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,792
No phones, no goals.
435
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,836
Just music and each other.
436
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,300
At least you helped them
make that album, right?
437
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,677
Yeah.
438
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:44,976
But I think this whole time, I've been
focusing on the wrong album.
439
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,814
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
440
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,429
Growing up,
I watched our family fall apart.
441
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,433
I'm not gonna let it happen to this one.
442
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,363
Hey!
443
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,534
MOOG: How'd you find me?
444
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:47,372
Well, my sister kinda has a knack
for cyber-stalking people on the Internet.
445
00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,498
(HORN HONKS)
446
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,293
Moog! (CHUCKLES)
447
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,752
Nora.
448
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,882
What are you doing up there?
449
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,761
MOOG: You know,
just contemplating my life choices,
450
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,723
now that my favorite band
has fallen apart.
451
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,310
It's not like anybody warned you.
452
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,521
I know, okay?
453
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:16,026
We were a team and I let JJ
get in the way, and I blew it.
454
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,614
Look, whatever you want,
455
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,035
I'm just not interested.
456
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,455
You will be.
457
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,375
I don't care what it takes.
458
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:36,004
The Electric Mayhem
will play the Hollywood Bowl.
459
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,214
Nora, come on.
460
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,426
There is no Electric Mayhem.
461
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,137
Not unless we fix this.
462
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,473
Please.
463
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,768
Moog, they need you.
464
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,982
I need you.
465
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,240
Can you please say something?
466
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,661
I say...
467
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,755
...let's get the band back together.
468
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,034
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
469
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:50,412
Looks just like you.