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各位,被小賈粉偷走的車子有消息嗎?

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-好
-完全沒有

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我現在變成樂團的司機了?

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-好
-完全不是

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你們有沒有在聽?

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-好
-完全沒有

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你們一直玩手機怎麼不會暈車?

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我個人是鐵胃...

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不好了!

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我有點不...

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把手機收起來

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我在推文給粉絲看,他們需要...

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手機開始變成大問題了

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不可以,大家冷靜下來
深吸一口氣,好嗎?就...

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對了,很好

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{\an8}(改編自吉姆韓森的原創人物)

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《布偶天團》

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搖滾...搖滾!

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{\an8}那時我才明白,要真正愛自己

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{\an8}必須先明白自己的極限

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跟我一起伸展

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先試試下犬式

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抬頭下犬式

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臥驢抬腿式

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三腳公雞式

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美人魚擺尾式

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瞌睡陀螺

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嘔吐獨角鯨

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魔法師助理式

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抱歉打擾了...珍妮絲

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妳一週就有了百萬粉絲?

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就是啊,對吧?

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那個,沒想到我的自癒旅程
會引發那麼多陌生人的共鳴

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他們像是,那個
盲目地順從我說的每一句話

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感覺超棒

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肯定是,但是我有更重大的消息

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五分鐘後,樂團在樓下開會

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沒問題

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好,現在吸入一口平靜

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再吐出一口愛意

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我覺得重要的是
要知道當你回收一片...

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同樣重要的是...在你心裡

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說得太好了

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抱歉,你們是什麼人?

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我們是文膽

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誰的?

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利波斯先生有一個願景
要展開拯救世界的任務

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在約書亞樹發生了很多事
我變成一隻獵鷹,那時大家都嗨了

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這件事雖然很重要
但樂團五分鐘後要開會

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你是樂團成員?

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{\an8}抖音,抖音,抖...抖,抖音

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{\an8}抖音

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他還好嗎?

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還好?他暴紅了

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抖抖

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原來安尼莫有超殺節奏感

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音音

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真是太讓人意外了

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如果不知道他是鼓手的話

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音抖

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你們已經連續錄了兩天

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他好像累壞了

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音音

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好吧

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正好休息一下,樓下見,樂團要開會

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一定會很棒的,聽到了嗎,博士?

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五分鐘後樂團要開會

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可以等十分鐘嗎,唱片公司小姐?

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我要上傳一段香辣影片到我的頻道

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好,抱歉,那是什麼意思?

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潘妮挑戰吃辣,我全程記錄

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接下來是潘妮的死神玉米片挑戰

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撒旦爆炸超辣玉米片挑戰

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這裡說要找殯葬業者在旁邊待命

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(殯葬業者待命)

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{\an8}還不算太...

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{\an8}好辣的玉米片

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{\an8}我看不到了

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{\an8}我看不到,我要昏倒了
我要昏...我要...我...

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完全沒感覺

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我很高興你還活著,而且沒有瞎

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我得說清楚
妳現在只是一團模糊的影子

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我整張臉都麻了

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而我的身體被禁錮在
自己創造出的炙熱玉米片煉獄

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所以...你會出席樂團會議吧?

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千真實確,我現在就過去

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很好

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妳有告訴他們要開會吧?

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-有,我有說,這太離譜了
-好,對

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我終於履行承諾
幫他們訂到好萊塢露天劇場

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但他們完全不知道

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因為只顧著推文和玩抖音

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大家久等了,宣布重大消息

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謝謝,至少有一個人出席了

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我當然會來

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我等不及要告訴你們我的驚喜了

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等等,你的驚喜?

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我的歌上網了,驚喜!

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真假?因為諾拉準備了
完整的發行策略...

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你們看影片

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好了

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按略過廣告

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不...不,略過廣告?那是最精彩的部分

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是不是?

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我的湯,不錯喝

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那首不是專輯裡的歌

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沒錯,不是

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還記得我負氣寫了
那首關於湯的情歌嗎?

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就在那一刻
我發現了我人生中真正的熱情

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幫網路影片的前置廣告寫歌

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佛洛伊,你是著名樂團的成員
不需要當廣告歌寫手

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妳也不需要踐踏我的夢想

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別想叫我不准寫廣告歌

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那是我的工作

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那是我的熱情,是我的本質

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現在是怎麼回事?

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就是啊,想忘掉那首洗腦神曲

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唯一的辦法就是喝湯

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不是,我說的是亂電樂團

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他們何時變得忙到不能相處?
他們以前不管做什麼都是集體行動

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現在他們都是個別行動了

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做得好,唱片公司小姐

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你整個星期都在損我,怎麼了?

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沒有怎麼了,我沒事

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什麼?你要走了?

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專輯完成,我也要收工了,對吧?

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來嘛,穆哥,別這樣

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你不能說走就走

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為什麼?

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因為...我們成功了

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我以為我們會一起慶祝這個成就

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成就?妳連叫樂團放下手機

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到錄音室集合都沒辦法

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那又怎樣?他們只是在享受獨立的快感

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有這麼糟嗎?

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妳最後一次聽他們玩音樂是何時?

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就在一分鐘前,佛洛伊發表了一首單曲

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妳是說「廣告歌」吧?

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對,是一首廣告單曲

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聽著,樂團現在狀態正好

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潘妮和牙牙成了網紅

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安尼莫在抖音上暴紅

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利波斯利用網路改變世界

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我很確定珍妮絲不小心成了邪教教主

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所以,沒錯,樂團因為我而大變身了

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對,妳的確改變了他們

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因為那已經不是原來的樂團了
妳內心深處也明白

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小甜心,一切都還好吧?

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小甜心很好

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我要走了

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諾拉,恭喜妳完成專輯

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恭喜兩位成為超級情侶

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一切都恭喜了

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真是個好人,我會想念他的

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對,沒事的
我們會在好萊塢露天劇場見到他的

156
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對了,我們還得告訴樂團這個大消息

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或者可以告訴全世界

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這要怎麼做?

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我打個電話給我朋友就好,天神

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大家好,我是天神查理曼

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今天在洛城實況播出,我要暫別

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全世界最危險的晨間節目

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讓大家感受一下被亂電的滋味

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-他們已經到了
-帥啊

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-阿門,阿門
-大家好嗎?

166
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跟「天神」面對面,讓我們又惶又恐

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謝謝你創造了蝴蝶、雪花

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和迷你馬

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牠們就像陸地上的海豚寶寶

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你認識聖誕老公公嗎?

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你們知道我不是「那個神」吧?

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我只是天神,兩者不一樣

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-對啊,有道理
-沒錯

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我可以用手機拍照

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鏽斗一直是我們樂團的專屬攝影師

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把他的拍立得照片
貼在廂型車的天花板上

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對,他現在都上傳到IG
你聽過IG嗎?

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當然有

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抖音

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安尼莫怎麼了?他不會有事吧?

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沒事,沒事,我兄弟有點累了

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因為一直又抖又音,又唱又跳的

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音音

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你們這麼辛苦
至少完成了一些新歌,對吧?

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當然

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我剛寫了一首廣告歌要投稿給宜家家居
想不想聽?我唱給你聽

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我以為我們要談新專輯

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但我不知道你也有單飛計畫,佛洛伊

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不只是我

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利波斯在寫TED演講的稿子
他要拯救世界

191
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好酷

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確實很酷,這位先生...

193
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我的單飛計畫其實是二人組合
跟我的愛人,潘妮合作

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這提醒我了

195
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請點看訂購我們的YouTube頻道

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輸入以下字母「HTTP」

197
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然後是兩個上下排列的點

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接著是兩條像右傾斜
看起來很懶惰的線

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再來是「W」、「W」和另一個「W」

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我要說明一下,不是兩個「U」

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而是字母「W」

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他們不是該介紹專輯嗎?

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對,對,沒錯

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然後是一個句號
就是年輕人說的「點」

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再來寫COM

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地址是什麼來著?

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- H...
-不用了,我很會用網路

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我們也是

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暢遊這條資訊高速公路是件爽心樂事

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當然,那個,我們都找到了自己的聲音

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在這裡跟我的忠實粉絲打個招呼

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他們稱自己為「珍妮粉絲」

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稱我為他們的精神之母

214
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,144
真貼心

215
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,648
精神之母,聽著
如果你們都在忙自己的事

216
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,650
這表示樂團要暫停活動嗎?

217
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:52,403
不...不,絕對不可能

218
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:55,030
不過聽你這麼一說

219
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,325
我是很想休息一陣子
專心發展我的單飛事業

220
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,744
這是你應得的,佛洛依辣椒

221
00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,871
非常感謝,牙博士先生

222
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:06,166
願你和潘妮每多吃一顆噴火辣椒

223
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,669
都能更接近你們的夢想一步

224
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,003
你真會說話

225
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,005
所以你們真的要解散了?

226
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,466
比較貼切的說法是我們滿懷愛意地相聚

227
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,802
只為了倉促地各奔東西

228
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:18,011
樂團剛剛是不是解散了?

229
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,932
那個,完全正確,套句我那位
經營風格網站的姊妹淘葛妮絲的話

230
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,976
「我們是清醒地解散」

231
00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,644
我想樂團剛剛解散了

232
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,771
得要有人想個辦法才行

233
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:30,482
對,是妳,諾拉,妳得想辦法

234
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,567
我...

235
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:36,321
這可能是音樂史上最友善的樂團解散...

236
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:37,698
不,停,抱歉,抱歉

237
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,868
別聽他們的,天神先生,樂團還在一起

238
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,411
是唱片公司小姐

239
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,080
過來,讓我們好好感謝
妳為我們做的一切

240
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,624
所以樂團解散是她的錯

241
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,792
不,不,不是我的錯

242
00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:51,503
少來了,她太謙虛了

243
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:54,590
就是諾拉辛,而且她全憑一己之力

244
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:57,926
讓我們透過全球資訊網
認識了好多新朋友

245
00:11:57,926 --> 00:11:59,261
所以樂團解散了

246
00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,345
完全正確

247
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,932
不是...不是,先別急著談解散

248
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,685
因為我是來正式宣布

249
00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:10,439
下週亂電樂團要舉辦
驚喜演唱會,地點就在...

250
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,524
沒辦法

251
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:14,485
下週我不方便

252
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:17,905
要去品嚐芬蘭和遙遠國度最辣的口味

253
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,114
好

254
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,657
何時決定的?

255
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,326
十秒鐘前

256
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,454
潘妮傳簡訊來,她聽說樂團要休息

257
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:29,208
所以立刻計劃了浪漫的環遊世界之旅

258
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:30,834
真好!

259
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,795
潘妮在聽這個節目?現在嗎?

260
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,631
太精彩了,謝謝你們給我的大獨家

261
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,800
不!我還沒告訴你細節...

262
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,260
我很想聊下去,但是沒時間了,抱歉...

263
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,181
時間,滴答,滴答,抖音!

264
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,891
你想加入珍妮粉絲嗎?

265
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,142
不想

266
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,769
他又開始了

267
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:52,731
我知道你們很衝動,但這太過火了

268
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:55,818
你們合作了40年,怎麼能拆夥?

269
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,611
其實是50年

270
00:12:57,611 --> 00:13:01,448
而且真正的家人永遠不會真的道別

271
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,533
珍妮絲!

272
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,662
再見!再見,鏽斗

273
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,624
天啊!穆哥說對了

274
00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:13,252
-我害樂團解散了
-不,別這麼說

275
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:14,837
妳打開了我們的眼界

276
00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:18,006
讓我們明白除了亂電之外
還有一個廣大的世界

277
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:21,385
別忘了妳的家庭相簿,拿去

278
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,974
也許有朝一日,我們會找到回家的路

279
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:30,978
但在那之前,妳永遠會是名譽珍妮粉絲

280
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,605
審判日時將可逃過一劫

281
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:34,982
什麼東西?

282
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,608
妳的皮膚好柔軟

283
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,946
-再見
-再見

284
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,239
(瓦克斯鎮唱片)

285
00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,657
(褲子百貨商城)
(廉價褲王)

286
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,289
我收到妳的簡訊

287
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,416
訪問不是很順利

288
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:53,750
妳在開玩笑嗎?

289
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,128
我樂翻了!

290
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,338
為什麼?樂團解散了

291
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,882
完全正確!

292
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:02,134
現在我可以帶我的小牙牙

293
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:05,971
參加火辣勁爆的環球郵輪之旅

294
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,557
我們的節目要國際化了

295
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,561
現在妳知道我為什麼拼命運動了吧

296
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,521
我得擠進我的潛水衣

297
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,565
妳不能就這樣帶著牙牙離開

298
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,567
他要顧樂團,妳得經營公司

299
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:19,693
不是我

300
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,403
是妳

301
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:22,988
什麼?

302
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:26,408
你幫助亂電樂團的事已瘋傳全城

303
00:14:27,159 --> 00:14:28,660
我們電話響個沒完

304
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:31,622
都是想跟我們簽約的樂團打來的

305
00:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,332
他們想跟妳簽約

306
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,209
真的嗎?

307
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,003
公司是妳的了,小乖乖

308
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:40,631
我要把瓦克斯鎮唱片交給妳

309
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,466
妳終於如願以償了

310
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,968
我不知道要說什麼

311
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,263
快說「好」,我還得收拾行李

312
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,932
好!好!

313
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,685
潘妮,謝謝妳做的一切

314
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,855
我不會讓妳失望的

315
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,857
我知道,孩子

316
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:02,361
主要是因為我沒什麼期望

317
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,613
誰準備好要慶祝了?

318
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,032
我訂了馬索與法蘭克餐廳的位子
吃肋眼牛排我請客

319
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,241
等等!你怎麼...

320
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,619
樂團解體時,我正在跟潘妮聽節目

321
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:11,662
對了,那個節目好精彩

322
00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:15,415
我現在終於可以跟我的綠色帥哥
一起遨遊藍色大海了

323
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,627
而妳可以實現
妳經營瓦克斯鎮唱片的夢想

324
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,588
對了,辦公室發霉了

325
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,717
一切都要成真了,小甜心
我的軟體、妳的唱片公司

326
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,387
我們真的是勢不可擋的超級情侶

327
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,973
這全是傑傑幫忙安排的

328
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:35,060
對,跟小牙牙遠走高飛全是他的主意

329
00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:37,062
妳生氣了嗎?

330
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,398
妳怎麼生氣了?這不就是妳要的嗎?

331
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:42,234
不是!我一點也不希望樂團解散

332
00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,319
-誰在乎亂電樂團?
-你說什麼?

333
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:46,279
我無意失敬,我的意思是

334
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:49,574
妳現在可以
跟各式各樣的樂團合作,新樂團

335
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,867
有份量的樂團

336
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:55,038
你真的以為我會選擇唱片公司
而放棄亂電樂團?

337
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,498
我不是那個意思

338
00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,502
我知道做音樂是妳的夢想

339
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,629
現在妳可以做音樂了

340
00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:05,382
但不能像這樣

341
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,303
帥哥

342
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,849
我們還要去吃牛排嗎?

343
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:27,320
諾拉,可以幫我把這些箱子搬進來嗎?

344
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,656
妳知道大家都在搬出去吧?

345
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,492
對,不是,這些都是給安尼莫的

346
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,786
他有贊助廠商了,諾拉

347
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:39,166
名牌服飾、名牌護髮產品、名牌瓶裝水

348
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,418
恭喜妳讓漢尼莫的主題標籤一炮而紅

349
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,212
諾拉,他們把「漢」拿掉了

350
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,590
現在的主題標籤就只有「安尼莫」了

351
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,177
這也不算是天下最慘的事吧?

352
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,345
我為了拍影片拼了老命

353
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:56,141
他只是在鏡頭前抓癢就暴紅了

354
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,226
{\an8}抖音

355
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:03,273
{\an8}好癢,抓抓

356
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:06,860
幾乎讓人覺得社群媒體

357
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,737
既膚淺又沒有意義

358
00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:11,114
妳真的現在才發現嗎?

359
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,157
真的!

360
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,077
更糟的是,安尼莫嚴重上癮
我只好沒收他的手機

361
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,828
現在他出現了戒斷症狀

362
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,622
抖音

363
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,332
抖音

364
00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,292
抖音

365
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,752
諾拉,這一切都沒有意義

366
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,589
全部都是,貼文、網路影響力,發抖音

367
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,673
抖音!

368
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,343
-不!不,不行了,好,好
-抖...抖

369
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,678
我要把這些蠢帳號全刪掉

370
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,181
你的和我的都刪
這樣我們才能徹底被解放

371
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,141
-你自由了!
-抖音!

372
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,936
不,他需要幫助

373
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,229
那都是我的錯

374
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,232
等等,妳真的刪了自己的帳號?

375
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:47,484
糟了

376
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,155
我想我正經歷千真萬確的存在危機

377
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:55,951
冷靜下來,好嗎?因為好消息是

378
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,078
我跟妳一樣

379
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,162
為什麼?

380
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,040
潘妮把唱片公司給我了

381
00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:06,419
所以妳只做了一張專輯
現在就成了女強人執行長?

382
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,381
好像是

383
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,591
諾拉,這算什麼危機?

384
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:17,097
我覺得好像其他的一切都沒了
所以很難享受勝利

385
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:21,726
抖音

386
00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,438
真假?

387
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:27,732
暴紅!

388
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,819
拿來!

389
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,530
我以為我的問題已經很嚴重了

390
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,365
抖音

391
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,534
等一下

392
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,162
鏽斗把相機丟掉了?

393
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,666
還有他的照片

394
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,960
對,鏽斗已經數位化了

395
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,753
安尼莫

396
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,883
你看這樣好不好,我們把這一切全忘了

397
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,635
只記得美好時光如何?

398
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:56,928
美好時光?

399
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,724
(《布偶秀》-表演嘉賓艾爾頓強)

400
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,900
美好時光

401
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:24,414
以前單純的亂電樂團就很完美了

402
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,792
沒有手機、沒有目標

403
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,836
只有音樂和彼此

404
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,300
至少妳幫他們做了那張專輯,對吧?

405
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,510
對

406
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:44,976
但我想我一直把焦點放在錯誤的專輯上

407
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,429
我小時候看著我們的家庭瓦解

408
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,433
我不會讓這個家庭重蹈覆轍

409
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,534
妳是怎麼找到我的?

410
00:20:42,701 --> 00:20:47,414
我妹妹是網路跟踪高手

411
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,293
穆哥!

412
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,752
諾拉

413
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,882
你在車頂幹嘛?

414
00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,803
妳知道的,就是在思索我的人生抉擇

415
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:04,723
因為我最愛的樂團解散了

416
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,310
又不是說有人警告過妳

417
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,521
我知道,好嗎?

418
00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:16,026
我們是好搭檔
但是我讓傑傑介入,我搞砸了

419
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:21,614
聽著,不管妳想做什麼

420
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,035
我都沒有興趣

421
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,455
你會有興趣的

422
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:32,375
我不管要怎麼做

423
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:36,004
亂電樂團一定會在好萊塢露天劇場演唱

424
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:38,214
諾拉,別傻了

425
00:21:39,257 --> 00:21:41,426
亂電樂團已經不存在了

426
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,137
除非我們出手補救

427
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,473
拜託你

428
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,768
穆哥,他們需要你

429
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,982
我需要你

430
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,240
拜託你說句話好嗎?

431
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:08,661
我說...

432
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,755
咱們讓樂團復合吧

433
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:50,286
跟你好像

434
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,371
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