1 00:00:39,303 --> 00:00:40,533 Mic check. 2 00:00:40,686 --> 00:00:42,329 Background chatter. 3 00:00:44,974 --> 00:00:50,430 THE GREAT INDIAN FAMILY 4 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,278 Okay. Ready. 5 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,747 Jai Kanhaiya Lal. 6 00:01:02,473 --> 00:01:05,107 This is Balrampur - the king of Indian small towns... 7 00:01:05,849 --> 00:01:09,300 And I am the king of Balrampur. 8 00:01:21,536 --> 00:01:25,299 If they ever make a movie on my life... this will be its first shot. 9 00:01:25,988 --> 00:01:30,147 Like in movies, in life too a back story is important. 10 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:35,111 And my back story begins with Newton uncle. 11 00:01:35,546 --> 00:01:38,478 Uncle was asleep. An apple fell. Woke him up. 12 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:41,960 Uncle it's an apple! Wipe it and take a bite maybe? But no! 13 00:01:42,154 --> 00:01:45,704 You woke up and made sure no kid anywhere could ever sleep again. 14 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:48,386 Eat Gravity, Sleep Gravity... I hate gravity! 15 00:01:48,592 --> 00:01:50,382 He who knows it all - the scholar. 16 00:01:50,682 --> 00:01:52,434 He who knows nothing - the Idiot. 17 00:01:52,747 --> 00:01:55,512 And he who knows nothing... but knows how act like the know-it-all - 18 00:01:55,769 --> 00:01:57,704 the Smarty Pants. 19 00:01:58,091 --> 00:02:01,100 Aka Vedvyas Tripathi. Aka Billu. Aka... yours truly! 20 00:02:01,576 --> 00:02:03,477 I too was sitting under a tree that day. 21 00:02:03,696 --> 00:02:07,413 My life's theory was about to whack me in the head, 22 00:02:07,682 --> 00:02:09,228 but I didn't know that yet... 23 00:02:09,453 --> 00:02:11,023 because I was busy playing snakes and ladders. 24 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:13,364 It was my favourite game. 25 00:02:13,532 --> 00:02:15,091 Can I play with you? 26 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:20,172 I couldn't believe my luck! 27 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:22,391 At 7:55, every morning 28 00:02:22,847 --> 00:02:26,232 we caught a glimpse of Roll no. 23 - Ms. Aishwarya Malpani! 29 00:02:26,563 --> 00:02:28,590 I may not know why that apple fell from the tree 30 00:02:28,784 --> 00:02:31,529 but since the dawn of time, boys in rickshaws, 31 00:02:31,763 --> 00:02:33,290 have fallen for girls in big cars. 32 00:02:33,803 --> 00:02:38,098 My favourite game - had finally brought me sweet luck. 33 00:02:40,687 --> 00:02:43,490 Look! We're together... in the same square. 34 00:02:43,652 --> 00:02:44,750 I love snakes and ladders. 35 00:02:44,775 --> 00:02:46,016 - It's my birthday today. - Happy... 36 00:02:46,191 --> 00:02:47,934 Not here. Come home? 37 00:02:48,709 --> 00:02:50,922 My dad's throwing a birthday party. 38 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,460 My dad's a businessman. 39 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:55,136 What does your dad do? 40 00:02:55,412 --> 00:03:00,086 I just couldn't tell her that my father performed religious rituals for a living. 41 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:03,319 Praise to be Lord Shiva! 42 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:07,341 Praise to be Lord Ganesha! 43 00:03:13,749 --> 00:03:15,950 Pandit Siyaram Tripathi. 44 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:18,369 The most respected of ancestral Hindu priests in Balrampur. 45 00:03:18,606 --> 00:03:22,395 Be it a birth, wedding or a death, priests like him 46 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:26,099 were always in demand... and in command! 47 00:03:26,624 --> 00:03:30,150 The man who was most jealous of him was Pandit Jagannath Mishra. 48 00:03:30,329 --> 00:03:32,086 Pandit Jagannath Mishra aka a two faced charlatan. 49 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,410 To him religion was merely a business. 50 00:03:36,773 --> 00:03:39,112 Dad was like a righteous sage... 51 00:03:39,412 --> 00:03:42,635 and Mishra, his arch enemy - a charlatan. 52 00:03:43,104 --> 00:03:45,797 And while they pretended to be friends... 53 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:49,912 a war between them was going to be inevitable. 54 00:03:52,602 --> 00:03:57,348 The true saga of my fate was playing out over here. 55 00:03:57,763 --> 00:04:01,072 This is Prabhu-Leela mansion. 56 00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:04,677 It was once the name of my grandparents... now it's our address. 57 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,777 My grandparents, housed in these photos, 58 00:04:06,959 --> 00:04:09,297 like most Indian ancestors are used to wilted flowers. 59 00:04:09,806 --> 00:04:12,549 So this fresh flower garland must make them wonder - 60 00:04:12,807 --> 00:04:14,261 what's the occasion bro? 61 00:04:15,236 --> 00:04:16,937 I too had the same question. 62 00:04:17,138 --> 00:04:18,352 Gunja? 63 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:21,824 Gunja Tripathi. My twin sister. 64 00:04:22,355 --> 00:04:26,122 You know the tiniest snake on the snakes and ladders board? That's her. 65 00:04:26,603 --> 00:04:28,766 Aunty! Billu's here. 66 00:04:29,038 --> 00:04:30,809 Welcome home my child. Welcome! 67 00:04:31,034 --> 00:04:34,800 Aunt's name was Sushila Kumari, but the town knew her as Agony Aunty. 68 00:04:35,071 --> 00:04:38,293 You could go from being the apple of her eyes 69 00:04:38,518 --> 00:04:43,765 to the agony of being the thorn in her side, in under 2 seconds! 70 00:04:44,609 --> 00:04:46,220 You better set that right! 71 00:04:46,531 --> 00:04:48,053 What's keeping you?! 72 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:51,765 Aunty, why do you never let me get ready!? 73 00:04:52,027 --> 00:04:54,138 Hema Aunty! 74 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:57,553 Named after the belle of Bollywood - Hema Malini. 75 00:04:57,738 --> 00:05:00,783 She was convinced she was as pretty. 76 00:05:00,962 --> 00:05:02,344 Hema! Now!!! 77 00:05:02,539 --> 00:05:03,395 Coming... 78 00:05:04,711 --> 00:05:06,226 What's the ceremony for? 79 00:05:06,603 --> 00:05:07,983 Didn't he tell you? 80 00:05:08,265 --> 00:05:09,066 Who? 81 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,861 Uncle aka Balakram Tripathi. 82 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:14,941 He too thought he was hero in his own right. 83 00:05:15,307 --> 00:05:19,552 As usual, his sweet tooth has made him forget the main program. 84 00:05:20,065 --> 00:05:22,159 How come there's always a fly on your sweets Ramswaroop? 85 00:05:22,304 --> 00:05:23,765 It all adds to the flavour, sir! 86 00:05:24,412 --> 00:05:26,598 - You devil, you... - Should I pack a kilo each? 87 00:05:26,623 --> 00:05:28,984 Nope. 3 kilos each. It's Billu's big day today! 88 00:05:29,199 --> 00:05:31,568 Maybe even these flies have a sixth sense... 89 00:05:31,808 --> 00:05:34,161 and knew what misfortune awaited me. 90 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,808 - Thread ceremony... - Your initiation. 91 00:05:37,028 --> 00:05:39,467 Welcome to the 1st standard of becoming a priest! 92 00:05:39,747 --> 00:05:41,420 It's a thick mop. It'll take some doing. 93 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,787 - What is this?! - You'll have to be tonsured no? 94 00:05:44,102 --> 00:05:45,999 But I've to go to Aishwarya's birthday party. 95 00:05:46,307 --> 00:05:47,403 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AISHWARYA 96 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:55,048 Billu stop running?! 97 00:05:56,058 --> 00:05:57,580 Get back here or I'll slap you silly! 98 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,367 I don't want to! 99 00:06:03,398 --> 00:06:04,555 Where you off to kiddo? 100 00:06:04,775 --> 00:06:07,288 Dad, can't I be initiated without a tonsure? 101 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:12,003 The other day Signor Mishra's son Tulsidas tried this same jibber-jabber. 102 00:06:12,198 --> 00:06:15,351 One tight slap from Mishra and hair was gone in five minutes! 103 00:06:15,516 --> 00:06:17,334 This isn't the Mishra household. 104 00:06:17,828 --> 00:06:19,042 We're civilized. 105 00:06:19,399 --> 00:06:22,343 If the child has questions we must answer them. 106 00:06:22,568 --> 00:06:23,582 Right. 107 00:06:26,332 --> 00:06:27,228 Democracy! 108 00:06:29,144 --> 00:06:35,041 Dad's weapon of choice to settle all disputes. Democracy. 109 00:06:35,505 --> 00:06:36,875 - Shall we begin? - Yes. 110 00:06:37,224 --> 00:06:39,935 Now the whole family will vote on my ceremony. 111 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,033 Their decision will be final. 112 00:06:56,587 --> 00:06:58,901 The motion brought before Home Parliament today 113 00:06:59,221 --> 00:07:02,017 is if Billu should get tonsured or not? 114 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:03,946 The results are... 115 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:07,297 in favour of tonsuring... 1... 116 00:07:09,371 --> 00:07:10,341 2... 117 00:07:11,548 --> 00:07:12,330 3... 118 00:07:12,762 --> 00:07:13,757 4... 119 00:07:14,788 --> 00:07:17,063 5 a total of 6. 120 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,953 May you live long little one, 121 00:07:24,348 --> 00:07:27,497 May you bring us fortune little son 122 00:07:27,932 --> 00:07:30,032 This heart is abound with joy, 123 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:33,203 You're our moon, you're the sun 124 00:07:34,093 --> 00:07:35,170 May you live long little one, 125 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,094 That's when I realized - 126 00:07:37,119 --> 00:07:40,370 Life was playing a game of snakes and ladders with me. 127 00:07:41,245 --> 00:07:43,828 I was the peg searching for ladders 128 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:46,782 and my family - the snakes pulling me down. 129 00:07:48,178 --> 00:07:50,436 Put this on. Brother's already there. 130 00:07:50,597 --> 00:07:53,152 He's said you will perform the rituals with us. 131 00:07:53,477 --> 00:07:56,869 You're a priest now... let the rites begin! 132 00:07:57,062 --> 00:08:00,180 I wasn't going to Aishwarya's party wearing this cap. 133 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:03,654 I figured I might as well don the loin cloth and go to this ritual ceremony. 134 00:08:04,090 --> 00:08:06,404 Temple flags, flying high 135 00:08:06,657 --> 00:08:08,875 A joy is in the air 136 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:09,952 Jai-Mata-Di! 137 00:08:10,161 --> 00:08:11,998 Let's go see the lord, 138 00:08:12,176 --> 00:08:14,178 Have no fear or no scare! 139 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:22,048 Brother says, the lord needs to see your heart not your clothes! 140 00:08:22,232 --> 00:08:23,573 Take off your kurta. 141 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:26,732 Today, on Aishwarya's birthday... 142 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:30,351 ...we offer this ceremony as wishes. 143 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:46,107 How would I know Aishwarya's father was so religious 144 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:49,530 that he's planned a prayer ceremony on his daughter's birthday party?! 145 00:08:49,912 --> 00:08:51,696 Who does that man! 146 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:54,975 I was so embarrassed! 147 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,640 If you have the lord in your heart. 148 00:09:02,095 --> 00:09:07,976 His devotional hymns have the power to make any dream come true. 149 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:14,053 It became clear to me that only God could help me. 150 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,422 Join me in this song to praise the Lord. 151 00:09:16,684 --> 00:09:19,417 He had to rid me of my woes! 152 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:22,940 My heart was heavy... my mind raced 153 00:09:23,115 --> 00:09:26,437 and suddenly a voice rose from deep within me. 154 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:30,373 Hear me O Creator 155 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:36,338 O father in the sky 156 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:42,411 Lost at sea, I am 157 00:09:43,356 --> 00:09:47,730 the waves are rising high 158 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:53,279 You're my salvation, Lord, 159 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:58,114 If you be my rudder 160 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:04,982 if you hold my hand 161 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:10,175 I could find my way to your land 162 00:10:11,431 --> 00:10:15,456 I could find my way to your land 163 00:10:17,935 --> 00:10:19,777 I stand at your door, 164 00:10:19,972 --> 00:10:24,975 Fill my empty cup with your grace 165 00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:27,905 Hear me as I implore, 166 00:10:28,121 --> 00:10:32,712 Turn my dark nights Into shiny days 167 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:37,117 A mesh of flaws I am, since the day I was born 168 00:10:37,317 --> 00:10:41,006 Turn my faults into virtues that I can adorn 169 00:10:41,319 --> 00:10:45,206 My soul is stuck in throes 170 00:10:45,407 --> 00:10:48,001 Come rid me of my woes 171 00:10:49,486 --> 00:10:56,917 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 172 00:10:57,558 --> 00:11:04,881 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 173 00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:08,947 Where are you... Om, Om, Om, Om. 174 00:11:09,826 --> 00:11:12,865 Where are you... Om, Om, Om, Om. 175 00:11:13,866 --> 00:11:18,566 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 176 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:28,882 When I opened my eyes I was hoping my life 177 00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:31,877 and my serpent-like family would've changed. 178 00:11:32,178 --> 00:11:36,277 I guess God has a twisted sense of humour. 179 00:11:37,703 --> 00:11:42,622 Your child is a blessing Mr. Tripathi, a blessing! 180 00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:46,616 Aishwarya, touch his feet and take his blessings! 181 00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:54,170 Hey Lord! 182 00:11:54,461 --> 00:11:56,475 So now you know my back story. 183 00:11:56,756 --> 00:11:59,371 Sing my child... sing. 184 00:12:01,336 --> 00:12:05,615 Since that day I've been singing ever since. 185 00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:08,192 I now have God on speed-dial. 186 00:12:08,582 --> 00:12:11,134 Jai Kanhaiya Lal. 187 00:12:11,871 --> 00:12:16,721 From the ashes of Billu's broken dreams, "Bhajan Kumar" was born. 188 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,748 Greetings to one and all. 189 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,523 Bless us granny. 190 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:24,757 Please keep these kids away from the loudspeakers. 191 00:12:25,319 --> 00:12:26,540 Are you ready... 3 Go! 192 00:12:26,719 --> 00:12:30,346 Make us wait no more 193 00:12:31,273 --> 00:12:34,181 Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door 194 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:42,085 Make us wait no more 195 00:12:42,611 --> 00:12:45,821 Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door 196 00:12:46,127 --> 00:12:47,899 Deliver us from all misgiving 197 00:12:48,056 --> 00:12:49,571 Grant us high thinking 198 00:12:50,021 --> 00:12:53,542 Bless us with simple living 199 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,595 Your followers all, 200 00:12:55,803 --> 00:12:57,418 pray and bow 201 00:12:57,731 --> 00:12:59,688 They're tweeting "where art thou" 202 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,586 So Come on... Come at last! 203 00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:05,853 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 204 00:13:06,638 --> 00:13:09,534 Don't let your devotees get bitter 205 00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:13,395 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 206 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,865 Don't let your devotees get bitter 207 00:13:17,996 --> 00:13:19,671 Ease our doubts 208 00:13:19,893 --> 00:13:21,582 and our spirit 209 00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:24,554 This raging mind is aflutter 210 00:13:24,685 --> 00:13:25,440 Praise the Lord! 211 00:13:25,641 --> 00:13:26,786 O Krishna, 212 00:13:27,469 --> 00:13:28,840 O Krishna, 213 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,468 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 214 00:13:33,115 --> 00:13:36,461 Don't let your devotees get bitter 215 00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:38,758 THE PRIDE OF BALRAMPUR BHAJAN KUMAR 216 00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:42,561 I had all the fame and respect I ever prayed for. 217 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:49,648 My family was still snake-like, but I had become their ladder! 218 00:13:50,044 --> 00:13:52,217 On your feet... Raise your hands. 219 00:13:52,487 --> 00:13:53,402 And sing with me! 220 00:13:54,349 --> 00:14:00,854 The end of times are near... we're busy bowing to our phone 221 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:08,107 Instead of you praying to your image... we're busy clicking our own 222 00:14:09,907 --> 00:14:12,796 I say this phone is the real enemy. Throw it away! 223 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:18,560 The end of times are near... we're busy bowing to our phone 224 00:14:20,755 --> 00:14:27,200 Instead of you praying to your image... we're busy clicking our own 225 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,619 Save us from this world of click bait! 226 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,744 In a digital form, 227 00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:35,689 Why don't you reincarnate? 228 00:14:35,931 --> 00:14:37,796 Redeem us from this disgrace 229 00:14:37,965 --> 00:14:39,609 We seek your sermon 230 00:14:39,761 --> 00:14:41,275 We yearn to see your face 231 00:14:41,455 --> 00:14:43,814 So, come on... Come and Login again 232 00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:45,131 O Krishna, 233 00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:48,489 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 234 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,351 Don't let us devotees get bitter 235 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:56,413 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 236 00:14:57,186 --> 00:15:00,709 Don't let us devotees get bitter 237 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:07,495 Hear this chorus, hear thy name 238 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:14,334 Can you hear my heart's guitar? 239 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:19,203 My eyes thirst for a glimpse 240 00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:26,116 Come back - wherever you are! 241 00:15:28,616 --> 00:15:29,307 Loud and clear! 242 00:15:29,466 --> 00:15:31,030 I beseech you, my saviour, come 243 00:15:31,274 --> 00:15:32,826 To save our souls, come 244 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:34,627 It's getting dark and lonely, 245 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,405 To awaken us, come 246 00:15:36,908 --> 00:15:38,406 To light up our homes, come 247 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,448 to drink from our cups, come 248 00:15:40,737 --> 00:15:42,314 This life is incomplete, 249 00:15:42,535 --> 00:15:44,297 To answer our prayers... come 250 00:15:44,518 --> 00:15:46,218 Come on your chariot, 251 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,784 Come with Radha 252 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,698 Bring a friend or two, 253 00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:51,720 We're leaving the door ajar 254 00:15:52,008 --> 00:15:53,658 Bring Hanuman, 255 00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:55,537 Bring Shankar 256 00:15:55,819 --> 00:15:57,488 Bring Lord Rama too 257 00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,487 Come without any further ado! 258 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:03,104 So come on... come on 259 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:07,273 Come on... Come to us now 260 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,982 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 261 00:16:11,858 --> 00:16:14,676 Don't let us devotees get bitter 262 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,469 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 263 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:23,121 Don't let us devotees get bitter 264 00:16:27,055 --> 00:16:34,167 My band and I thank the prayer committee for inviting us to this holy gathering. 265 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,330 I hope you all enjoyed this devotional song. 266 00:16:37,586 --> 00:16:41,200 My name is Bhajan Kumar. Follow me on social media. 267 00:16:42,423 --> 00:16:44,343 Brother... selfie. 268 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,464 - Thank you bro - You're very welcome. 269 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:48,585 Excuse me. 270 00:16:57,020 --> 00:16:58,667 Bless us Signor Pandit! 271 00:16:58,854 --> 00:17:00,233 Veneration. 272 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:03,491 While kids my age were busy living it up I was forced to bless those very kids! 273 00:17:03,721 --> 00:17:05,669 I had become the de facto elder brother to the town! 274 00:17:06,813 --> 00:17:10,577 Thankfully my world wasn't only hymns and blessings 275 00:17:11,132 --> 00:17:13,577 I still had a place where I could shed the coat of religiosity, 276 00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,651 and just breathe. 277 00:17:16,896 --> 00:17:21,490 We could do all the tomfoolery our hearts desired! 278 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,692 Get him Pandit... he's a candle in the wind! 279 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,623 Dude, what the hell! 280 00:17:28,904 --> 00:17:31,283 Cut it out. I'm in a bad mood. 281 00:17:31,624 --> 00:17:34,396 What's wrong? You finally saw a mirror? 282 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:37,835 Tell me the truth Pandit. 283 00:17:38,095 --> 00:17:40,188 Am I ugly? 284 00:17:40,888 --> 00:17:44,165 No baby, you look like a young Ranbir Kapoor! 285 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:48,103 Never stab a broken heart Bengali, it can prick you back! 286 00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:49,101 Dude, what's wrong? 287 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,781 I feel like drinking this rat poison and laying my life down at her door. 288 00:17:54,054 --> 00:17:57,270 Dude, rat poison's not gonna kill you... try sulfuric acid? 289 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,813 I'll murder you before I kill myself! 290 00:17:58,961 --> 00:18:00,354 Ehi, stop it! Bengali, that's enough. 291 00:18:00,602 --> 00:18:03,561 Whose door do you want to die at? What's the matter? 292 00:18:03,878 --> 00:18:05,253 That's a friend that cares. 293 00:18:07,009 --> 00:18:09,464 There's this girl... she lives in Arya Nagar. 294 00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:14,057 Some guy picks her up and drops her everyday. 295 00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:17,380 You guys need to do something about it or I'll see you at my funeral! 296 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,052 Dude?! Stop staring... she's going to be your sister-in-law. 297 00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:30,389 - Look, there he is... - Ya, I've got eyes. 298 00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:33,888 Cops! Straight ahead. 299 00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:35,501 - Stop right here. - Ehi! Wait!? 300 00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:36,876 Grab the holy cloth. 301 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,191 Get in. Take the sweets. 302 00:18:42,762 --> 00:18:43,772 Stop! Stop! 303 00:18:43,944 --> 00:18:44,844 Hail Lord Rama! 304 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,825 The holy cloth and sweets were a master stroke! 305 00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:55,088 He lives the "other" side! 306 00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:58,153 The "other" side was Lakshman Bagh. 307 00:18:58,510 --> 00:19:00,069 An area with a Hindu name 308 00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:05,190 - but full of Alis and Mohammeds - a Muslim locality! 309 00:19:05,681 --> 00:19:07,208 I was a little scared 310 00:19:07,933 --> 00:19:10,067 but one look at Sarwesh's long face, 311 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:11,929 and the fizz of friendship went to my head. 312 00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:15,249 Sarwesh maybe an idiot, but he was our idiot 313 00:19:15,535 --> 00:19:18,420 and we wasn't losing to some lad from the "other" side. 314 00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:19,882 Where to? 315 00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,788 How do we cross the "other" Side? 316 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,032 Surgical Strike! 317 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,493 Ehi... watch out! 318 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:38,674 Hurry up. 319 00:19:45,163 --> 00:19:46,818 Watch where you're going! 320 00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,286 Watch out. Go, go, go! 321 00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:51,069 There he is. 322 00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:58,574 - Follow me - Where to? 323 00:19:58,715 --> 00:19:59,350 Let it go man. 324 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,284 This looks like no man's land... let's teach him a lesson. 325 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:03,519 Pandit... no. Let it go. 326 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,530 - Excuse me sir? - Ya? 327 00:20:08,826 --> 00:20:10,815 - I think you dropped this. - What? 328 00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:12,012 Look. 329 00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:15,547 Who are you? 330 00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:17,776 - What's your name? - Abdul! 331 00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,906 Abdul! You love riding around with girls, don't you? 332 00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:21,961 Do you know who we are? 333 00:20:22,193 --> 00:20:23,051 - No - We know what you're up to. 334 00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,363 - What? - Stop saying what! 335 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,248 We know who you're eyeing these days 336 00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:28,986 his helmet isn't going to save you from us. 337 00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:29,939 Ya, but who exactly are you? 338 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,128 - We? - We are... 339 00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,436 We are the anti-Romeo squad 340 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:33,724 Anti Romeo? 341 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,306 - Squad! Ya, squad! - Damn right a squad! 342 00:20:36,594 --> 00:20:37,734 Ya, but what do you want? 343 00:20:38,157 --> 00:20:39,572 - We... we? - Er... we want your... 344 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,124 - Social security ID. - What?! Why? 345 00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:42,094 Show me your ID. I'll tell you. 346 00:20:42,297 --> 00:20:43,263 Ya... ya, give it. 347 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:45,015 Ok... then let me go. 348 00:20:45,297 --> 00:20:47,473 It's in my bike. I need to get it. 349 00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:51,098 Ok, go and get it. 350 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:54,708 Why did you ask for his ID? 351 00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,613 ID is everything bro! 352 00:20:56,915 --> 00:20:58,381 If we confiscate it, he'll have to do as we say. 353 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,929 It's just an ID dodo, 354 00:21:00,121 --> 00:21:03,398 not some magic lamp that you'll start treating him like a genie! 355 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,459 Ehi! Wait... Ehi! 356 00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:08,303 He's gone. 357 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,477 - We scared him off. - Damn right. 358 00:21:10,697 --> 00:21:12,627 You're a hero my brother. 359 00:21:12,853 --> 00:21:14,955 - The Hero needs more than just words... - what does he need? 360 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:16,977 - Ya, what? - He needs some offerings. 361 00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:18,332 What do you want? 362 00:21:18,802 --> 00:21:21,130 Get me some tea. 363 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:23,603 One more thing... Next time... ask for the driver's license. 364 00:21:23,921 --> 00:21:25,396 That was fun. 365 00:21:25,922 --> 00:21:30,446 Signor Abdul, looks like you did drop something? 366 00:21:31,796 --> 00:21:33,429 A rattle?! 367 00:21:33,739 --> 00:21:36,584 Heh, that's what I made him do... rattle and hum! 368 00:21:36,814 --> 00:21:37,853 You'll never forget me. 369 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,479 The villain perished... and the hero prevailed. 370 00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:41,582 Excuse me. 371 00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:07,384 Are you from the Anti-Romeo squad? 372 00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:13,431 Er... ya... is there a problem? 373 00:22:14,783 --> 00:22:16,294 I have one now. 374 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:21,380 I was expecting a burly man with a thick moustache 375 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:23,959 but you're much nicer. 376 00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:26,784 Just trying to be of service. 377 00:22:27,826 --> 00:22:32,998 I know I don't look it, but I've only just finished college. 378 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:37,136 Is it just a one-man squad? 379 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:41,129 Oh, no, no... I've a few assistants. 380 00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:45,373 But I am in charge. 381 00:22:45,757 --> 00:22:46,975 Wow. 382 00:22:47,886 --> 00:22:50,658 I don't quite know how to thank you. 383 00:22:50,809 --> 00:22:52,947 - No thanks required - Shhh... 384 00:22:55,572 --> 00:23:00,087 I know just the way. 385 00:23:02,962 --> 00:23:05,081 Take this you Anti-Romeo idiot! 386 00:23:05,265 --> 00:23:05,824 Ma'am...! 387 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,822 You think you can get away with anything? 388 00:23:08,031 --> 00:23:09,081 But I didn't do anything! 389 00:23:09,271 --> 00:23:10,349 You didn't do anything? 390 00:23:10,521 --> 00:23:11,506 Ma'am I'm from a decent family. I swear! 391 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:14,009 Is this what they taught you? 392 00:23:14,169 --> 00:23:15,106 Please hear me out. Ma'am! 393 00:23:15,271 --> 00:23:16,972 You brainless nincompoop... bloody parasite! 394 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,788 Pandit's getting beaten up. Let's go. 395 00:23:18,966 --> 00:23:19,826 I'm occupied. You go ahead. 396 00:23:19,967 --> 00:23:21,228 What's the matter sister? You can tell me. 397 00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:22,395 - Is he also with you? - Yes, he is. 398 00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:23,512 - No, I am not. - Get in here! 399 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,909 You jobless idiots. 400 00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:27,731 Can't bear to let anyone else do their work! 401 00:23:27,934 --> 00:23:29,954 Stupid. Fool. 402 00:23:30,768 --> 00:23:32,610 Don't you dare move! 403 00:23:34,668 --> 00:23:37,449 Have tea sister... My eyes, my eyes!!! 404 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,190 Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? 405 00:23:45,435 --> 00:23:47,296 To err is to be human, no sister? 406 00:23:47,858 --> 00:23:50,008 Abdul is the best rattle player in the entire state 407 00:23:50,447 --> 00:23:52,690 and now because of you guys, he's shut his phone and gone missing. 408 00:23:52,913 --> 00:23:55,391 I should post your video on social media. 409 00:23:55,579 --> 00:23:58,025 - No, no, no! Please no. - But who told you about us sister? 410 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,859 Abdul called me right before he switched his phone off. 411 00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:02,591 - What if we... - Shhh... 412 00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:06,235 Hello? Yes aunty? 413 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,070 I'll be there soon. There's no issue 414 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:13,588 just some monkeys on the road. I had to set them straight. Yes. 415 00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:16,884 Sister, we'll make good your loss. 416 00:24:17,085 --> 00:24:19,875 All 3 of us will fill in for Abdul. Your wish is our command. 417 00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:33,922 GOLDY WEDS GURPAL 418 00:24:36,996 --> 00:24:39,266 That was some strong pepper... you grow it yourself? 419 00:24:39,509 --> 00:24:40,467 What do we have to do? 420 00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:43,537 You two... on my cue, get up on stage. 421 00:24:43,696 --> 00:24:44,471 Ok. 422 00:24:44,673 --> 00:24:46,977 Start playing the rattle... chika-chik-chik chika-chik. 423 00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:50,712 You wear what I say, you do as I say. 424 00:24:51,601 --> 00:24:52,819 The show's in 30 minutes. 425 00:24:54,345 --> 00:24:55,076 Show?! 426 00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:57,157 Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. 427 00:24:57,459 --> 00:24:59,914 Every era has its love story. 428 00:25:00,134 --> 00:25:03,231 Laila Majnu, Shirin farhad, Mirza Sahiba 429 00:25:03,594 --> 00:25:07,406 and today we have the Goldie and Gurpal. 430 00:25:07,622 --> 00:25:10,529 Their love story goes from Balrampur to Buckingham. 431 00:25:11,246 --> 00:25:18,133 To tell their tale, I invite a performer par excellence - 432 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,054 The talented Ms. Jasmeet from Jalandhar! 433 00:25:23,621 --> 00:25:24,622 Clap! 434 00:25:37,748 --> 00:25:42,307 A happy union, we wish you on this blessed night 435 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:47,435 As this beautiful bride weds her groom tonight 436 00:25:48,321 --> 00:25:52,574 Trumpets blow with joy, drums bang in delight 437 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:58,379 Their dreams and destinies are about to take flight 438 00:25:59,543 --> 00:26:04,214 You swerved into me like a kite 439 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:08,924 Painted my heart with colours bright 440 00:26:09,935 --> 00:26:14,715 Despite the many tantrums you throw, 441 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:19,472 My eyes stare at you, move in slo-mo 442 00:26:20,388 --> 00:26:22,756 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 443 00:26:23,027 --> 00:26:25,185 My Juliet... O Juliet all I do is pray for you 444 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:28,042 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 445 00:26:28,259 --> 00:26:32,213 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 446 00:26:33,418 --> 00:26:35,841 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 447 00:26:36,048 --> 00:26:38,304 My Juliet... O Juliet All I do is pray for you 448 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,322 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 449 00:26:40,522 --> 00:26:45,490 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 450 00:27:07,043 --> 00:27:09,379 Tell me, what do you do? 451 00:27:09,591 --> 00:27:11,630 All I do is, love you 452 00:27:12,201 --> 00:27:14,522 Looks like you're cuckoo... 453 00:27:14,797 --> 00:27:16,811 So very true 454 00:27:17,437 --> 00:27:19,796 Pick another girl? 455 00:27:20,009 --> 00:27:21,888 There's none like you 456 00:27:22,637 --> 00:27:25,061 You gonna get beat up 457 00:27:25,281 --> 00:27:27,185 Babe, you gotta do you! 458 00:27:27,849 --> 00:27:30,232 We gotta be together 459 00:27:30,503 --> 00:27:32,563 What makes you say? 460 00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:35,309 I wanna marry you 461 00:27:35,694 --> 00:27:37,553 To my sandals you may! 462 00:27:38,229 --> 00:27:40,507 You belong to me 463 00:27:40,887 --> 00:27:43,303 In your dreams maybe 464 00:27:43,516 --> 00:27:45,804 Anyone but you, I vow 465 00:27:46,068 --> 00:27:48,371 But that's only for now 466 00:27:49,038 --> 00:27:53,746 You leave me counting stars in the day 467 00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:59,040 Like a dream, on my nights you prey 468 00:27:59,514 --> 00:28:04,517 Despite the many tantrums you throw, 469 00:28:04,713 --> 00:28:08,987 My eyes stare at you, move in slo-mo 470 00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,365 Stop trying your luck 471 00:28:12,572 --> 00:28:14,974 You ain't that lovestruck 472 00:28:15,155 --> 00:28:16,788 Romeo o Romeo, don't you fret 473 00:28:17,012 --> 00:28:18,539 I ain't your juliet 474 00:28:18,724 --> 00:28:19,896 I ain't no Juliet 475 00:28:20,071 --> 00:28:22,385 Not your Juliet 476 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:25,398 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 477 00:28:25,624 --> 00:28:28,015 My Juliet... O Juliet All I do is pray for you 478 00:28:28,185 --> 00:28:30,572 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 479 00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:34,999 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 480 00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:50,182 A happy union, we wish you on this blessed night 481 00:28:50,902 --> 00:28:55,203 As this beautiful bride weds her groom tonight 482 00:28:56,074 --> 00:29:00,735 Trumpets blow with joy, drums bang in delight 483 00:29:01,317 --> 00:29:06,032 Their dreams and destinies are about to take flight 484 00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:16,054 What a show! Brilliant. 485 00:29:29,527 --> 00:29:32,040 This money in your pocket doesn't belong to you. 486 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,841 We didn't do this for money. 487 00:29:34,004 --> 00:29:35,402 I always meant to return the money to you. 488 00:29:35,577 --> 00:29:36,694 Don't be stupid. 489 00:29:37,199 --> 00:29:38,939 Your wish is our command. 490 00:29:39,129 --> 00:29:41,117 Don't you dare flirt with me. 491 00:29:41,737 --> 00:29:43,546 It doesn't suit you. 492 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:48,540 I still haven't forgiven you. You guys aren't done yet. 493 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,704 Just tell us what to do. 494 00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,455 Tell us what to do? 495 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:54,833 Is this the one? 496 00:29:55,215 --> 00:29:56,528 Yes, this is. 497 00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:57,756 Sorry. 498 00:30:05,070 --> 00:30:09,243 Dude, I've heard these muslims... they hunt in packs. 499 00:30:09,523 --> 00:30:12,092 Man, I can't do this... Uh - Allah hu Akbar! 500 00:30:12,265 --> 00:30:13,494 Allah hu Akbar. 501 00:30:13,696 --> 00:30:16,069 Abdul, we made a mistake, please forgive us. 502 00:30:16,269 --> 00:30:18,144 Sister Jasmeet sent us. And here is your payment. 503 00:30:18,339 --> 00:30:20,492 Forgive us my friend! Both Allah and Akbar are forgiving! 504 00:30:20,645 --> 00:30:21,516 Please. 505 00:30:21,672 --> 00:30:22,702 Who is it? 506 00:30:23,131 --> 00:30:25,263 It's... the guys who... 507 00:30:25,507 --> 00:30:27,386 We... we're Abdul's friends. 508 00:30:27,602 --> 00:30:28,803 Yes, his friends! Ya. 509 00:30:29,003 --> 00:30:31,099 So friends, it's quite late. See you tomorrow. 510 00:30:31,274 --> 00:30:32,827 Who is it my child? 511 00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:34,834 They're Abdul's buddies, Ma. 512 00:30:34,989 --> 00:30:37,252 So why're they at the door? 513 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:38,932 Ma, they were just leaving. 514 00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:40,664 You can't leave without a cup of tea son. 515 00:30:40,925 --> 00:30:41,961 Oh no, we can't. 516 00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:44,824 You can't leave our home on an empty stomach. 517 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,163 Come on in. Come my child. 518 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:50,920 So do you guys work with Abdul? 519 00:30:51,211 --> 00:30:53,343 Oh no... we are. 520 00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:55,485 You're Pandit Tripathi's son no? 521 00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:57,409 - You know him? - Er... no. 522 00:30:57,613 --> 00:30:59,957 His dad inaugurates Lord Rama's play at Dussehra. I saw you there. 523 00:31:00,177 --> 00:31:01,563 You guys watch plays about Hindu Gods? 524 00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:03,420 Watch?! My Pintu even acts in it. 525 00:31:03,624 --> 00:31:07,194 He plays the sleeping demon Kumbhkaran. Kinda perfect for him. 526 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:13,403 Command me O King... who shall I slay in your honour! 527 00:31:13,685 --> 00:31:14,751 Goosebumps! 528 00:31:14,962 --> 00:31:16,457 And then the scene with Lord Rama's brother - 529 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,129 Pintu, that's enough. They know Lord Rama's story. 530 00:31:19,358 --> 00:31:21,901 You like acting in Rama's play? 531 00:31:22,389 --> 00:31:24,548 - But he won't get to do it this year. - Why?! 532 00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:27,735 Pandit Mishra and his son TD are in-charge of casting now. 533 00:31:27,937 --> 00:31:29,158 And they fired Pintu. 534 00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:31,938 - So how did you guys meet? - Err... Actually we... uh. 535 00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:33,644 Stop grilling them, Ma. 536 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,399 I'm just curious. I've never seen them before. 537 00:31:36,651 --> 00:31:38,303 Like that Jasmeet... I've seen her around. 538 00:31:38,472 --> 00:31:40,233 Oh! Jasmeet comes here often? 539 00:31:41,356 --> 00:31:42,476 She did mention it. 540 00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:45,265 This is like a home to her. She's like a sister to them. 541 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:46,481 That's great! 542 00:31:46,712 --> 00:31:50,613 These dimwits haven't once so much as bought her a decent gift. 543 00:31:50,862 --> 00:31:54,734 No, Abdul bro! That's awful of you. You must buy her something. 544 00:31:54,993 --> 00:31:58,640 For a moment it seemed like we truly were old friends. 545 00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:00,385 Amid all that joking and teasing, 546 00:32:00,574 --> 00:32:03,482 we'd forgotten that only a few hours back. 547 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:06,408 We were holy warriors of the Anti-Abdul squad. 548 00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,735 I got the rattle and the money. Don't share that video please. 549 00:32:09,986 --> 00:32:10,986 Thanks man! 550 00:32:11,171 --> 00:32:14,444 They're not all that bad. Ok. Bye. 551 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:16,287 See you soon Abdul. 552 00:32:16,455 --> 00:32:19,810 By the way, if you ever go to a Muslim home again... 553 00:32:20,013 --> 00:32:23,180 Don't say Allah hu Akbar for Hello. It's not a greeting. 554 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:26,126 I knew it! But this Pandit was acting like a know-it-all. 555 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,577 So what's the right thing to say? 556 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:30,024 - Salam Alaikum. - Alekum. Aley-kum... 557 00:32:30,185 --> 00:32:33,089 It was on the tip of my tongue man, just wouldn't roll off. 558 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:34,874 What does it mean? 559 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:38,340 It's a wish for harmony. It means peace be upon you. 560 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:42,428 Or like they say in Balrampur - Peace out bro! 561 00:32:43,164 --> 00:32:45,201 What Abdul said made sense. 562 00:32:45,888 --> 00:32:47,494 We all were at peace now... 563 00:32:47,727 --> 00:32:49,911 Sarweshwar had Abdul's friendship. 564 00:32:50,161 --> 00:32:52,097 Bhatta had made a new cultural discovery... 565 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,029 and I. 566 00:32:54,554 --> 00:32:57,702 I was at peace just to know Jasmeet. 567 00:32:58,929 --> 00:33:03,986 So lost was I in her... that I barely noticed night turn into day. 568 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,807 Good morn... uh... Hello. 569 00:33:08,206 --> 00:33:09,637 - Hi... - Hi... 570 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:17,172 This is not a date. Don't get any ideas. 571 00:33:17,415 --> 00:33:18,851 Oh no. I'm not one of those guys... 572 00:33:19,044 --> 00:33:20,001 Coz you're a wuss? 573 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:21,391 What? 574 00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,775 A wuss? Women scare you, no? 575 00:33:26,697 --> 00:33:30,071 I don't know if this is a date or not 576 00:33:30,644 --> 00:33:35,817 and you may be this bold and beautiful woman, 577 00:33:36,127 --> 00:33:37,716 but you have no business grilling me like this. 578 00:33:37,937 --> 00:33:39,433 I'm not some nincompoop begging for a job. 579 00:33:39,628 --> 00:33:40,099 I was just... 580 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:43,040 I am Bhajan Kumar. I sing really well. 581 00:33:44,023 --> 00:33:46,764 If I ever showed up for Talent Show or something, I'd be selected in a minute. 582 00:33:46,953 --> 00:33:48,970 But I respect my dad too much to try out. 583 00:33:49,198 --> 00:33:51,463 You sing well too... I was just happy to meet another artist, 584 00:33:51,608 --> 00:33:53,751 but not at the cost of my dignity! 585 00:33:54,957 --> 00:33:56,521 You're really sensitive dude! 586 00:33:58,383 --> 00:34:01,966 Look, like every proud Punjabi, I have no filters. 587 00:34:02,756 --> 00:34:04,003 We speak from the heart... 588 00:34:04,433 --> 00:34:07,221 and find it very difficult to say sorry. 589 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:13,560 So consider this coffee an apology? 590 00:34:18,832 --> 00:34:22,982 I respect my parents and women a lot. 591 00:34:23,152 --> 00:34:24,905 If someone else had spoken to me like that... 592 00:34:25,050 --> 00:34:25,842 What would you do? 593 00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:31,239 I'd have put a curse on you... for all eternity. 594 00:34:32,476 --> 00:34:34,821 This date is nothing less than a curse. 595 00:34:39,929 --> 00:34:41,585 My feet were on a scooter... 596 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,053 but my head was in the clouds just like Shah Rukh Khan. 597 00:34:49,605 --> 00:34:53,389 Have they lost their bloody minds! 598 00:34:56,613 --> 00:34:58,499 - You finally found time for home? - What's going on? 599 00:34:58,687 --> 00:35:01,241 I won't eat or drink, till this issue is settled. 600 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,337 It's time to fight for your family's honour kiddo. 601 00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:05,931 If you're done gallivanting... do join us. 602 00:35:06,401 --> 00:35:08,267 - Let's go! - Yes. Yes. Let's go. 603 00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:11,315 Is it a volcano or a tsunami? 604 00:35:11,495 --> 00:35:12,650 Early tremors of a big earthquake... 605 00:35:12,814 --> 00:35:13,737 Where's the epicenter? 606 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,963 - Jaiprakash Malpani? - Man... not again! 607 00:35:18,906 --> 00:35:22,726 Signor Malpani's daughter Aishwarya was getting married. 608 00:35:23,449 --> 00:35:27,181 Dad had advised on an auspicious date and time for the wedding. 609 00:35:28,036 --> 00:35:31,180 But the groom's side had challenged Dad's panditry 610 00:35:31,593 --> 00:35:35,316 at the behest of Pandit Mishra. 611 00:35:36,269 --> 00:35:39,788 The result was simple - a clash of the Pandits. 612 00:35:40,562 --> 00:35:42,321 Dad and Mishra were the gladiators... 613 00:35:42,686 --> 00:35:44,429 - Pandit Mishra. - Pandit Tripathi. 614 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,550 I hear you want the wedding date changed. 615 00:35:46,895 --> 00:35:48,547 Saturn has changed its position... 616 00:35:50,053 --> 00:35:53,734 we must bind the young couple in matrimony at an earlier date. 617 00:35:53,913 --> 00:35:56,290 Unless you have a problem with it. 618 00:35:56,516 --> 00:35:58,077 I don't... 619 00:35:59,797 --> 00:36:00,914 but the malevolent planet. 620 00:36:01,063 --> 00:36:02,865 That's moving into the house of matrimony, will surely do. 621 00:36:03,184 --> 00:36:05,052 - Maybe you missed it? - I didn't. 622 00:36:05,445 --> 00:36:08,550 I've asked the bride to wear a 7 carat gem to ward off the evil. 623 00:36:09,713 --> 00:36:10,662 Problem solved! 624 00:36:10,807 --> 00:36:12,227 What about the effect of Mars? 625 00:36:12,384 --> 00:36:13,699 For that... I've prescribed 626 00:36:13,896 --> 00:36:15,517 donating 4 cows to the needy 627 00:36:15,698 --> 00:36:20,419 and a weekly fast for the bride for the next 4 months. 628 00:36:20,694 --> 00:36:23,263 - What about the lunar obstruction? - Fasts on Monday. 629 00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:28,203 A pearl-ring, A pyre ceremony... feasts for 111 priests! 630 00:36:28,773 --> 00:36:29,536 Done. 631 00:36:31,381 --> 00:36:35,466 All of this just so the newly weds can enjoy their honeymoon 632 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,174 in Switzerland, right? 633 00:36:37,882 --> 00:36:40,496 Of course, why else! 634 00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:42,728 It was something else indeed. 635 00:36:42,976 --> 00:36:44,820 It was common knowledge that, 636 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:48,348 every year Pandit Tripathi took a 2-week pilgrimage, on the 23rd of June. 637 00:36:49,322 --> 00:36:51,353 If the wedding happened before 7th July... 638 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,559 He would have to signorina it. 639 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,525 Which would make Mishra the senior priest... 640 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:59,816 and make Mishra and son, in charge of the contract for the wedding rites. 641 00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,912 Mishra and TD seemed like Demons to us. 642 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:10,468 Aishwarya and her beau were busy dreaming of Switzerland. 643 00:37:11,672 --> 00:37:15,370 Dad was left with two choices: he could cancel his trip... 644 00:37:15,841 --> 00:37:18,609 or admit that Mishra had trumped him. 645 00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:22,676 We couldn't help but accept that dad would lose this battle. 646 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:31,646 Aishwarya, when you get to Switzerland, 647 00:37:31,846 --> 00:37:35,131 you must observe a fast on Mondays and Tuesdays without a drop of water. 648 00:37:35,415 --> 00:37:39,628 Every evening, after prayers, you must change into a sari 649 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:43,377 and eat only pure vegetarian food at an Indian restaurant. 650 00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:45,443 Amit, to appease the ancestral deities, 651 00:37:45,622 --> 00:37:50,622 every morning you need to offer water to the sun, at the stroke of dawn. 652 00:37:50,955 --> 00:37:55,929 Preferably at one of the many lakes in Switzerland. 653 00:37:57,006 --> 00:38:02,231 Signor Mishra, the cows will have to be donated in Switzerland too... 654 00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:05,082 because from the 9th of July, Jupiter turns unfavourable. 655 00:38:07,947 --> 00:38:09,268 - Signor Malpani? - Yes sir. 656 00:38:09,449 --> 00:38:11,493 Since you keep traveling there, 657 00:38:12,204 --> 00:38:17,553 please arrange for 4 Swiss cows for the kids to donate. 658 00:38:17,769 --> 00:38:22,022 The couple suddenly saw their honeymoon turn into a pilgrimage! 659 00:38:22,259 --> 00:38:23,709 At this age, 660 00:38:24,835 --> 00:38:26,622 my soul can't rest without my annual pilgrimage. 661 00:38:27,302 --> 00:38:30,361 Advance the wedding and implement all these solutions. 662 00:38:31,497 --> 00:38:33,560 If that's what makes you happy... 663 00:38:34,452 --> 00:38:38,845 this ordinary priest won't get in the way. 664 00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:40,804 - Uh... - We'll talk to him son. 665 00:38:40,989 --> 00:38:42,715 I take your leave. Ved, let's go 666 00:38:42,886 --> 00:38:45,484 - Pandit Tripathi... please. - Signor Pandit... Sir... 667 00:38:45,919 --> 00:38:48,361 maybe we're being too hasty with the wedding. 668 00:38:48,562 --> 00:38:51,368 Let's stick to our earlier plan. 669 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,852 You finish your pilgrimage. 670 00:38:52,942 --> 00:38:54,633 My daughter will wed when you return. 671 00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,320 You don't need to so formal. 672 00:38:56,505 --> 00:38:57,930 Signor Mishra please tell them it's ok. 673 00:38:58,254 --> 00:39:00,106 You're my senior Signor Tripathi. 674 00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:02,444 You can do no wrong. 675 00:39:02,781 --> 00:39:05,739 This wedding can't happen without you. 676 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,453 Ok then. 677 00:39:08,125 --> 00:39:11,579 Let's organise an evening of devotional songs next fortnight. 678 00:39:12,182 --> 00:39:13,068 I won't be here, 679 00:39:13,272 --> 00:39:16,717 but Vedvyas and Balakram will more than make up for my absence. 680 00:39:19,787 --> 00:39:26,527 Dad was our hero! 681 00:39:27,297 --> 00:39:30,779 In one fell swoop he had established his seniority 682 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,214 and that he was in-charge of the Malpani wedding. 683 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,396 Mishra and TD were left licking their wounds 684 00:39:37,631 --> 00:39:39,243 and the sour grapes they'd been handed... 685 00:39:39,507 --> 00:39:42,567 While the victorious Tripathis strutted out of the Colosseum! 686 00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:45,757 We were all in awe of dad that day. 687 00:39:46,019 --> 00:39:47,966 He was strict, but awesome. 688 00:39:48,484 --> 00:39:51,923 If this family was a car, he was indeed our engine. 689 00:39:52,399 --> 00:39:54,354 My phone will be off till I come back. 690 00:39:54,622 --> 00:39:55,535 Ok brother. 691 00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:58,319 Please refrain from sending those annoying 'good morning' texts. 692 00:39:58,522 --> 00:40:00,565 - He means you. - Shut up. I never send those. 693 00:40:00,721 --> 00:40:01,947 - Balakram. - Yes. 694 00:40:02,132 --> 00:40:03,613 Make sure nothing goes wrong while I'm away. 695 00:40:03,816 --> 00:40:06,668 Have I ever let you down in all these years? 696 00:40:06,878 --> 00:40:08,403 Ya, but the Malpani wedding is close... 697 00:40:08,589 --> 00:40:11,392 and Mishra will definitely try something. 698 00:40:11,593 --> 00:40:13,683 Mishra can't do jack brother. 699 00:40:14,130 --> 00:40:16,772 - Rest assured. I'm here. - How's this? Looks good no? 700 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,893 The color suits you aunty! 701 00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:21,358 Unless you're planning to buy a ticket... please go! 702 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,792 He means you... Let's go. Take care brother. 703 00:40:24,020 --> 00:40:26,990 Who's luggage is this? Come this way. 704 00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:28,433 Ya, ya. Calm down. 705 00:40:28,617 --> 00:40:31,040 - Billu, his bag is still up there. - Lemme go and put it near him. 706 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,423 I felt like hugging him tight... 707 00:40:43,077 --> 00:40:45,709 but we were both a little shy. 708 00:40:48,493 --> 00:40:50,857 Bye dad. Take care of yourself. 709 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:10,728 - Hello. - Hello... please sit. 710 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:14,558 What rites do you need done? 711 00:41:14,835 --> 00:41:16,215 I just finished my rites. 712 00:41:16,378 --> 00:41:16,955 Then? 713 00:41:17,089 --> 00:41:19,881 I wanted to meet Pandit Tripathi, but I heard he's away? 714 00:41:20,081 --> 00:41:22,424 Ya, he just left, but you can tell us. 715 00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:25,161 If it's an evening of devotional songs... or prayers we can handle it. 716 00:41:25,325 --> 00:41:28,976 No. I need to hand something over to you. 717 00:41:29,706 --> 00:41:32,154 My father passed away this morning. 718 00:41:32,427 --> 00:41:35,041 He used to live in this town many years ago. 719 00:41:35,557 --> 00:41:40,858 For the last few months, he made me post many letters to this address. 720 00:41:41,852 --> 00:41:43,878 I don't know if you guys got any of them? 721 00:41:44,042 --> 00:41:47,890 People usually just text nowadays... I haven't seen a letter for ages. 722 00:41:48,078 --> 00:41:49,671 What was the letter about? 723 00:41:49,879 --> 00:41:51,769 He never told me. 724 00:41:52,648 --> 00:41:56,954 But he wanted me to give you this. 725 00:41:57,129 --> 00:41:58,672 Thank you. 726 00:41:59,342 --> 00:42:02,189 - I'll take your leave. - Ok. Thank you. 727 00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:05,543 Would you like some tea? 728 00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:07,766 He must've written at least ten letters. 729 00:42:07,952 --> 00:42:10,307 Just make sure Pandit Tripathi gets this letter. 730 00:42:10,471 --> 00:42:12,550 Of course. Ok. Rest assured. 731 00:42:12,982 --> 00:42:14,143 Greeting. 732 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,420 Read it with some flair... I want to enjoy this snack. 733 00:42:20,686 --> 00:42:23,624 - Greetings, Signor Tripathi... - Greetings to you too. 734 00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:29,530 'I've been writing to you for a while now, but I haven't received a reply. 735 00:42:29,762 --> 00:42:33,142 'If you're reading this, I'm probably not alive anymore. 736 00:42:33,378 --> 00:42:35,889 'For years now I've been troubled by a secret. 737 00:42:36,045 --> 00:42:37,330 'It's important that I confess to you.' 738 00:42:37,459 --> 00:42:38,603 - The spice is just right. - It's good no? 739 00:42:38,736 --> 00:42:44,167 'Pandit Tripathi the child born to you on the 7th of December is not your own.' 740 00:42:45,445 --> 00:42:46,314 Hmm? 741 00:42:48,471 --> 00:42:49,757 Ok. Keep reading. 742 00:42:50,038 --> 00:42:52,250 'I was a ward boy at MG hospital 743 00:42:52,414 --> 00:42:55,054 'in-charge of birth and death certificates. 744 00:42:55,499 --> 00:43:02,521 'That night a child's birth certificate was made twice... 745 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:05,591 'I was paid extra money to alter this child's birth certificate. 746 00:43:05,755 --> 00:43:09,327 'I'd sworn that I will never tell anyone about this. 747 00:43:09,927 --> 00:43:14,818 'But now my end is near and I want at least you, to know this. 748 00:43:15,496 --> 00:43:19,175 'The man who got the certificate changed, 749 00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:22,409 'made me put your name down as the father. 750 00:43:23,105 --> 00:43:24,938 'I couldn't see his face 751 00:43:25,121 --> 00:43:27,147 'because there was no electricity in the hospital that night 752 00:43:27,291 --> 00:43:29,577 'and he'd covered it with a shawl. 753 00:43:30,019 --> 00:43:34,345 'I was in need of money and transferred to Jaunpur within a few months. 754 00:43:34,736 --> 00:43:38,691 'Signor Tripathi, the child you brought home on 7th December... 755 00:43:39,525 --> 00:43:42,225 is a Muslim.' 756 00:43:46,619 --> 00:43:52,825 'The certificate was nameless, but I know the child 'parents were Muslims. 757 00:43:54,231 --> 00:43:56,292 'I don't remember their names, 758 00:43:56,545 --> 00:44:02,991 'but I know this because I made their death certificates that same night. 759 00:44:04,981 --> 00:44:08,552 'I hope this secret stays between us. 760 00:44:08,796 --> 00:44:11,836 'May god bless you with peace and prosperity... 761 00:44:12,412 --> 00:44:20,292 'and I hope that the boy you've raised as your own brings you happiness. 762 00:44:21,145 --> 00:44:24,829 'I ask for your forgiveness, Jeevan Prasad.' 763 00:44:36,327 --> 00:44:37,563 You see him? 764 00:44:37,963 --> 00:44:39,260 No. 765 00:44:40,093 --> 00:44:42,085 - No one's here. - He's gone. 766 00:44:53,569 --> 00:44:55,909 Ehi, why the long face? 767 00:44:56,653 --> 00:45:00,046 We don't know that guy. What if it's just a prank? 768 00:45:00,234 --> 00:45:01,620 Maybe someone's messing with us? 769 00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:04,416 It's a joke Balak. I mean who writes a letter like that? 770 00:45:04,588 --> 00:45:06,848 - And just... it's nothing. - Yup. It's poppycock. 771 00:45:07,048 --> 00:45:09,371 Uncle, for a minute there I thought he meant me. 772 00:45:09,536 --> 00:45:11,734 If it was you, we would've believed it. 773 00:45:11,937 --> 00:45:15,422 Is that so? Then tell me where did you find me? 774 00:45:15,602 --> 00:45:17,635 - I'll tell you! - I knew I as an outsider! 775 00:45:25,035 --> 00:45:25,852 Ehi Bhatta? 776 00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:32,018 Ehi Pandit... Look what Abdul's mom sent? 777 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,016 I just mentioned it once... and she actually made it for me! 778 00:45:35,292 --> 00:45:36,955 You and Abdul are quite thick now, eh? 779 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,371 Sir is learning music from Abdul. 780 00:45:40,594 --> 00:45:42,562 Dude, wants to join Jasmeet's band. 781 00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:45,802 I come from a long line of artists dude. 782 00:45:46,018 --> 00:45:47,775 Didn't you call her 'sister' the other day? 783 00:45:47,937 --> 00:45:50,001 Dude, I was scared... I just blurted it out. 784 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:51,607 But you know I like her. 785 00:45:52,569 --> 00:45:56,186 Why don't you ask her... who she really likes? 786 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,323 He's a Brahmin, she's a sikh... they can't get together. 787 00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:01,968 Who teaches you this rubbish? 788 00:46:02,486 --> 00:46:04,637 Muslims must eat meat... Brahmins can't marry Sikhs. 789 00:46:04,795 --> 00:46:08,055 Are we the next-gen of India or you wanna continue being cavemen? 790 00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:11,866 You know you're right. 791 00:46:12,037 --> 00:46:14,124 Hold on... are you going to marry Jasmeet? 792 00:46:16,182 --> 00:46:18,577 - If she wants to, then ya. Sure. - And your dad will let you? 793 00:46:18,729 --> 00:46:19,839 I'm the one who decides that. 794 00:46:19,995 --> 00:46:22,850 Don't mess with me Pandit. I had dibs on her! 795 00:46:23,145 --> 00:46:24,351 What's wrong with you? 796 00:46:24,507 --> 00:46:26,548 You knew I liked her. 797 00:46:26,817 --> 00:46:28,979 You fall for a new girl every other month. 798 00:46:29,139 --> 00:46:32,034 You remember Alka? Didn't he roam lovelorn for her too? 799 00:46:32,370 --> 00:46:34,246 - So, you've already made your move? - What move? 800 00:46:34,473 --> 00:46:36,253 I can tell... I can sense you're up to something. 801 00:46:36,724 --> 00:46:38,144 You've lost your mind... 802 00:46:38,438 --> 00:46:40,258 You've said 'I love you' to her! 803 00:46:42,396 --> 00:46:44,048 - What do you care? - You're crossing the line! 804 00:46:44,192 --> 00:46:45,548 When are you going to get 805 00:46:45,696 --> 00:46:49,027 that every girl in Balrampur isn't just waiting for you to fall for her... 806 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,100 and grace her life with your love. 807 00:46:51,293 --> 00:46:52,989 Who she likes is her choice! 808 00:46:53,178 --> 00:46:55,382 So you're Jasmeet's choice? And not me? 809 00:46:55,533 --> 00:46:58,143 I don't know about that. I am in love with her. That's it. 810 00:47:00,906 --> 00:47:04,795 I was waiting for the right moment to share this with my best friends... 811 00:47:04,943 --> 00:47:06,801 but he's turned it all to shit! 812 00:47:08,084 --> 00:47:10,071 Pandit... you cheater! 813 00:47:12,101 --> 00:47:13,263 How dare you touch me?! 814 00:47:13,487 --> 00:47:15,351 I won't spare you. 815 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,819 Careful... Aunt's dessert! 816 00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:25,051 What's wrong with you idiots?! 817 00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:27,600 You've ruined the dessert. 818 00:47:29,093 --> 00:47:32,367 I got that for you! I hope you choke on it, 819 00:47:33,336 --> 00:47:34,499 Ehi... Sarwesh! 820 00:47:39,215 --> 00:47:40,647 Pandit... hand me a clean spoon. 821 00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:42,482 Maybe I can save some of this... 822 00:47:42,697 --> 00:47:44,404 Dude, do I look like a Muslim to you? 823 00:47:45,909 --> 00:47:48,576 - Are you high or something? - I'm not kidding. 824 00:47:50,264 --> 00:47:52,460 What if I tell you I was born a Muslim. 825 00:47:53,045 --> 00:47:55,062 What would you say? 826 00:47:57,758 --> 00:47:58,648 What are you saying man? 827 00:48:30,192 --> 00:48:32,506 Allah hu Akbar... 828 00:48:38,542 --> 00:48:40,791 Allah hu Akbar... 829 00:48:45,891 --> 00:48:47,148 Allah hu Akbar... 830 00:48:48,057 --> 00:48:49,057 Uncle? 831 00:48:49,385 --> 00:48:50,461 You're up? 832 00:48:50,629 --> 00:48:51,894 Were you muttering Allah hu Akbar? 833 00:48:52,062 --> 00:48:54,750 Just trying my luck... 834 00:48:54,926 --> 00:48:58,121 I figured if you said it back, the letter must be true! 835 00:48:58,514 --> 00:49:00,679 Uncle, Allah hu Akbar is not a greeting. 836 00:49:01,288 --> 00:49:02,428 What then? 837 00:49:02,728 --> 00:49:07,882 Aslaam alekum. And then I'd reply walekum-as-salaam. 838 00:49:08,721 --> 00:49:12,922 You always knew this... or it came back to you last night? 839 00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:22,087 First you wake me up... and now you're pulling my leg. 840 00:49:24,036 --> 00:49:27,614 Breakfast is ready. Pure vegetarian! 841 00:49:28,197 --> 00:49:29,628 Stop it, uncle! 842 00:49:33,645 --> 00:49:36,820 Bengali, you didn't stand by me yesterday. 843 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,344 Have you lost your mind? 844 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:41,599 I may not be a hero like Pandit... but I'm no villain. 845 00:49:42,282 --> 00:49:45,177 But there's only one heroine - Jasmeet. 846 00:49:45,558 --> 00:49:48,347 And as far as I can guess... she likes Pandit. 847 00:49:48,614 --> 00:49:53,348 Stop it man! My ears can't take it... he's betrayed me! 848 00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:58,470 If you knew what a sick joke fate has played on Pandit... 849 00:49:59,010 --> 00:50:01,832 you'd know that what betrayal truly means. 850 00:50:02,525 --> 00:50:04,297 What happened? 851 00:50:41,465 --> 00:50:42,975 What you looking at? 852 00:50:45,229 --> 00:50:47,913 You don't look like them bro... 853 00:51:18,866 --> 00:51:20,718 Bro... Brother... wait up. 854 00:51:20,939 --> 00:51:22,781 - Is this a joke? - We're very sorry brother. 855 00:51:22,931 --> 00:51:24,381 I started this committee for Lord Hanuman. 856 00:51:24,556 --> 00:51:27,036 You're insulting me by getting the likes of him to cut the ribbon. 857 00:51:27,184 --> 00:51:27,966 No, no... it's not like that. 858 00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:29,945 I could whack your face out of shape right now. 859 00:51:30,103 --> 00:51:33,146 Brother you mean the world to us... slap us if you want. 860 00:51:35,034 --> 00:51:38,259 What brings you here Bhajan Kumar? 861 00:51:38,768 --> 00:51:41,942 I was the guest of honour TD... but you swooped in. 862 00:51:42,338 --> 00:51:46,791 Who can refuse the calls of ones devotees? 863 00:51:47,832 --> 00:51:50,680 This isn't everyone's cup of tea. 864 00:51:50,881 --> 00:51:51,963 Are you drunk TD? 865 00:51:52,123 --> 00:51:54,709 You been asking the questions since you got here... 866 00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:56,782 Shall I ask you one? 867 00:51:58,011 --> 00:52:03,804 What do you prefer Hail Lord Rama or Allah hu Akbar? 868 00:52:04,296 --> 00:52:05,885 Brother please... 869 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:09,380 Don't forget where you are. 870 00:52:09,852 --> 00:52:12,285 You're in my hood. 871 00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:15,457 I call the shots here. 872 00:52:16,139 --> 00:52:20,231 Put that tail between your legs and scamper. 873 00:52:21,228 --> 00:52:25,717 Brother please... Please let's go from here. 874 00:52:26,506 --> 00:52:30,328 Don't bother. Please come. Please! 875 00:52:30,647 --> 00:52:35,326 - Tulsidas Mishra! - Live long... 876 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:10,984 Why can't this wait? 877 00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,895 I've to wake up early in the morning. 878 00:53:13,115 --> 00:53:14,308 Let Billu come back no? 879 00:53:14,465 --> 00:53:16,729 We don't need him for everything. 880 00:53:31,398 --> 00:53:36,772 Prince Bharat once ruled his kingdom with Rama's sandals on the throne... 881 00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:40,685 I call this meeting with brother's sandals bearing witness. 882 00:53:40,858 --> 00:53:42,940 What's the motion, uncle? 883 00:53:44,817 --> 00:53:47,269 Billu can't sing at Signor Malpani's event. 884 00:53:47,507 --> 00:53:48,194 Why? 885 00:53:48,419 --> 00:53:51,105 Because Malpani has himself asked me. 886 00:53:51,415 --> 00:53:55,362 To keep Billu away till we know his religion for sure. 887 00:53:55,594 --> 00:53:57,214 - That's unfair. - Unfair? 888 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:59,334 You don't get it. 889 00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:06,768 If the groom's side gets a whiff of this, 890 00:54:07,371 --> 00:54:09,783 we could lose the contract for officiating this whole wedding! 891 00:54:10,018 --> 00:54:13,473 - I wish our brother was here... - He isn't. I am. 892 00:54:13,792 --> 00:54:15,338 And I'm doing what he would've done. 893 00:54:17,251 --> 00:54:19,782 Malpani's contracts run our house... 894 00:54:20,035 --> 00:54:22,025 not to mention others who come to us because of him. 895 00:54:22,229 --> 00:54:23,472 We can't afford to make an enemy of him... 896 00:54:23,621 --> 00:54:25,343 - But you can make an enemy of me? - No - 897 00:54:25,686 --> 00:54:27,799 Coz I've just been made to feel like one by those outsiders... 898 00:54:27,999 --> 00:54:30,059 and now my own family is thinking about it?! 899 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:33,491 Balak, can't we bring Billu back into our faith? 900 00:54:33,722 --> 00:54:36,318 Bring me back aunty? When did I ever leave? 901 00:54:36,548 --> 00:54:38,891 Billu, you're not in your senses. 902 00:54:40,518 --> 00:54:43,185 Oh no uncle... I've only come to my senses now! 903 00:54:44,095 --> 00:54:46,258 Dad advised Malpani to host this devotional evening... 904 00:54:46,478 --> 00:54:49,650 if Malpani goes against dad's wishes, 905 00:54:49,824 --> 00:54:51,976 he will have to face the wrath of my father. 906 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:55,398 And if we lose this contract, before brother comes back... 907 00:54:55,615 --> 00:54:58,053 then I, and only I, will face his wrath. 908 00:54:58,366 --> 00:54:59,859 He has trusted me with this. 909 00:55:00,019 --> 00:55:01,539 Who will sing at this event, if not me?! 910 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:02,588 Tell me, who will? 911 00:55:02,728 --> 00:55:05,716 Pride suits those who have a leg to stand on... 912 00:55:05,871 --> 00:55:09,920 If I don't sing, this event will be a huge flop... wanna bet?! 913 00:55:10,247 --> 00:55:11,462 What nonsense! 914 00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:15,407 Ok, then go ahead. 915 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:16,803 - Billu, just sit down. - No, do as you please. 916 00:55:16,967 --> 00:55:17,950 That's what we need to discuss... what to do - 917 00:55:18,097 --> 00:55:19,749 There's no time for discussion anymore 918 00:55:20,457 --> 00:55:21,951 we need a decision. 919 00:55:22,475 --> 00:55:25,045 We do what brother would - 920 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:29,405 we vote on it. 921 00:55:29,611 --> 00:55:31,111 - Uncle. - One minute. 922 00:55:31,758 --> 00:55:32,892 What kind of decision? 923 00:55:33,132 --> 00:55:34,668 Do we protect the honour of this family... or 924 00:55:34,825 --> 00:55:36,305 Or humiliate Billu?! 925 00:55:36,465 --> 00:55:37,829 Why're you getting so bitter? 926 00:55:37,996 --> 00:55:39,145 The simple fact is... 927 00:55:39,442 --> 00:55:41,585 if we remove you from the program, 928 00:55:41,744 --> 00:55:44,262 maybe we can reason with Malpani 929 00:55:44,569 --> 00:55:46,538 and keep the contract for the rest of the wedding. 930 00:55:46,717 --> 00:55:48,761 Mishra is dying to swoop in on this... 931 00:55:48,944 --> 00:55:51,738 So you want me to be the sacrificial lamb and the butcher? 932 00:55:51,944 --> 00:55:55,566 It's a democracy Billu... stop being an anti-national! 933 00:55:56,796 --> 00:55:58,714 Uncle was speaking Dad's language... 934 00:55:58,871 --> 00:56:03,668 but that didn't mean he could turn into my father. 935 00:56:06,436 --> 00:56:11,536 Democracy in our family was about voting for what dad liked, 936 00:56:12,075 --> 00:56:14,525 so we could be in his good books. 937 00:56:16,045 --> 00:56:19,700 But Dad wasn't here today 938 00:56:20,581 --> 00:56:25,130 our family's democratic fabric. 939 00:56:27,037 --> 00:56:29,654 The motion before Home Parliament was... 940 00:56:30,463 --> 00:56:34,177 whether Brother Billu will sing at the devotional event. 941 00:56:36,195 --> 00:56:38,329 The results are in... 942 00:56:39,894 --> 00:56:46,802 5 votes against and 1, for. 943 00:56:48,885 --> 00:56:50,474 Of course he voted for himself. 944 00:56:50,674 --> 00:56:52,456 I voted for him, uncle. 945 00:56:54,888 --> 00:56:58,489 I didn't vote to just be omitted from the event... 946 00:56:59,568 --> 00:57:01,584 I think I should be left out of this family too. 947 00:57:01,784 --> 00:57:05,605 - Don't say that bro. - Wait... what did you just say? 948 00:57:08,153 --> 00:57:09,763 You heard me right. 949 00:57:10,075 --> 00:57:12,856 - Are you threatening us? - No. I'm acting on it. 950 00:57:13,493 --> 00:57:14,376 What're you going to do? 951 00:57:14,552 --> 00:57:18,456 Found a new home or have you found your 'own' people? 952 00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:24,048 This! I knew there's some darkness lurking in your heart! 953 00:57:24,188 --> 00:57:24,824 Billu... Billu... Billu 954 00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:27,011 Why don't you just admit that letter affected you the most! 955 00:57:27,270 --> 00:57:29,486 - That's no way to talk to him... - We're your family Billu 956 00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:31,707 A darkness... in my heart? 957 00:57:34,472 --> 00:57:35,643 Balak. 958 00:57:40,620 --> 00:57:42,397 A darkness... in my heart? 959 00:57:42,892 --> 00:57:48,445 For twelve years I slept hugging you close to my heart. 960 00:57:50,188 --> 00:57:52,639 I danced for you like a clown 961 00:57:52,910 --> 00:57:57,337 just so that there was never a tear in your eyes. 962 00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,773 So you were happy. 963 00:57:59,939 --> 00:58:03,227 And you think there's a darkness in my heart? 964 00:58:04,555 --> 00:58:06,852 Then how did it all change uncle? 965 00:58:07,850 --> 00:58:10,810 Why are you treating me differently since yesterday?! 966 00:58:11,317 --> 00:58:14,043 Till yesterday, I was your nephew... but now I'm some Muslim kid? 967 00:58:14,539 --> 00:58:17,490 Even I'm so confused... I don't know how to think about this. 968 00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:21,344 My faith is still what you've taught me uncle... 969 00:58:21,771 --> 00:58:24,562 but just because Malpani has a problem, you want to throw me out?! 970 00:58:24,752 --> 00:58:25,790 We haven't thrown you anywhere. 971 00:58:25,990 --> 00:58:27,766 Why should I stay in this house when no one cares about me?! 972 00:58:27,993 --> 00:58:29,422 Billu... listen - listen to me. 973 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:32,782 You know I'm right aunty. 974 00:58:35,384 --> 00:58:40,242 I have been a big part of bringing honor and glory to this family. 975 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,235 People known me as Bhajan Kumar. 976 00:58:44,529 --> 00:58:46,512 I don't care if Malpani doesn't want me... 977 00:58:46,934 --> 00:58:48,385 I have many fans who still love me. 978 00:58:48,822 --> 00:58:51,886 Till I don't see that same love in all of your hearts, 979 00:58:52,201 --> 00:58:53,475 I won't set foot in this house. 980 00:58:53,678 --> 00:58:55,290 Stop Billu... or I'll slap you silly. Come back - 981 00:58:55,546 --> 00:58:56,836 Slap me aunty, slap me! 982 00:58:57,144 --> 00:59:00,224 Gunja, Rampyaari, all of you should! 983 00:59:00,453 --> 00:59:02,589 Ehi Shukla... Gopal - get the whole neighborhood to slap me, 984 00:59:02,853 --> 00:59:04,151 But do it right now... 985 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,845 Coz I won't be here tomorrow. I am leaving. 986 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:06,685 Billu. 987 00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:08,639 - What are you doing? - Hema! 988 00:59:10,221 --> 00:59:12,076 Who's making such a ruckus at Pandit Tripathi's house? 989 00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:15,006 - Why is Billu shouting? - Come, let's see. 990 00:59:17,705 --> 00:59:22,344 Our boy has turned into a man... we must respect his decision. 991 00:59:25,449 --> 00:59:27,415 Here's some money... 992 00:59:29,229 --> 00:59:30,216 Balak. 993 01:00:00,898 --> 01:00:06,639 If anyone else has a problem, they can join that thankless boy! 994 01:00:42,084 --> 01:00:44,143 - Yes Pandit? - Where're the keys? 995 01:00:44,451 --> 01:00:45,568 What do you need them for? 996 01:00:45,784 --> 01:00:47,751 Can you stop asking me questions and just tell me? 997 01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:49,865 Sarweshwar has them. 998 01:00:50,205 --> 01:00:51,283 I am not asking him. 999 01:00:51,487 --> 01:00:53,586 Man just call him -how long wi- 1000 01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:00,938 What you're doing is wrong. 1001 01:01:01,204 --> 01:01:03,495 Everything is fair in love and war. 1002 01:01:06,484 --> 01:01:07,355 This game is mine... 1003 01:01:07,557 --> 01:01:09,277 Not if it's up to me. 1004 01:01:09,820 --> 01:01:11,764 Dude what are you doing?! 1005 01:01:12,154 --> 01:01:14,705 - You hit it too hard - Set it up again... 1006 01:01:16,349 --> 01:01:18,291 Drat! Hey, isn't that Pandit?! 1007 01:01:18,975 --> 01:01:22,498 Pandit, don't you want to teach me math today? 1008 01:01:22,944 --> 01:01:25,548 Another reason why these guys were angry with me, was because once I... 1009 01:01:26,212 --> 01:01:27,277 How many was that? 1010 01:01:27,646 --> 01:01:28,500 25... 1011 01:01:28,725 --> 01:01:29,995 Oh no, no bro... that's just 1. 1012 01:01:30,249 --> 01:01:31,590 We live for a moment 1013 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:35,326 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6 1014 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,684 Oh, oh... look at him twirl! 1015 01:01:43,505 --> 01:01:46,761 I wanted to tell him that I'm a Muslim not a Pandit 1016 01:01:47,154 --> 01:01:49,523 but he was in no mood to chat. 1017 01:01:49,682 --> 01:01:51,592 Don't let him go! 1018 01:01:51,883 --> 01:01:53,470 Get him. Stop! 1019 01:01:53,835 --> 01:01:56,004 Let's go, let's go. 1020 01:01:57,965 --> 01:01:58,962 Go, go, go! 1021 01:02:02,069 --> 01:02:03,274 There he is. 1022 01:02:05,308 --> 01:02:06,301 Reverse man! 1023 01:02:37,540 --> 01:02:38,582 Stop! 1024 01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:42,775 Damn you guys... 1025 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,234 - We're leaving... We cool. - Off you go. 1026 01:02:44,580 --> 01:02:46,738 - Scoot... or I'll break your legs! - We're leaving. 1027 01:02:47,043 --> 01:02:48,890 - Off you go. - Don't let me see you here again. 1028 01:02:49,947 --> 01:02:50,988 Let's go. 1029 01:02:53,718 --> 01:02:57,145 I'm so glad we spotted you back there Pandit! 1030 01:02:58,056 --> 01:03:02,264 I... I... this morning... at Lord Hanuman's event 1031 01:03:02,604 --> 01:03:04,789 then at home. 1032 01:03:05,266 --> 01:03:08,780 They... they said I'm not their blood... 1033 01:03:10,136 --> 01:03:13,143 so I've become a stranger to them now. 1034 01:03:37,756 --> 01:03:39,262 Hey Abdul... Abdul wake up. 1035 01:03:39,487 --> 01:03:40,709 Uh... what is it? 1036 01:03:41,104 --> 01:03:43,067 Time for your namaaz, no? 1037 01:03:44,046 --> 01:03:46,495 - Not today. - How come? 1038 01:03:46,786 --> 01:03:48,342 I only go on Fridays. 1039 01:03:48,721 --> 01:03:50,019 Why only Fridays? 1040 01:03:50,255 --> 01:03:52,803 You also only go to the temple on Tuesday. 1041 01:03:56,852 --> 01:03:58,642 - Hey Pintu! - Ya. 1042 01:03:59,596 --> 01:04:00,918 Here. Give him some tea. 1043 01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:03,458 Let him sleep Ma. He's quite upset. 1044 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,232 I felt really bad for him. 1045 01:04:05,455 --> 01:04:07,302 We couldn't even give him a proper bed to sleep on. 1046 01:04:07,757 --> 01:04:10,130 I'll figure something out. Lemme ask him how long he needs to stay. 1047 01:04:10,327 --> 01:04:11,880 No, no! Don't ask him. 1048 01:04:12,176 --> 01:04:15,452 He's already quite sad... let him stay as long as he wants to. 1049 01:04:15,775 --> 01:04:19,084 I wish my family saw how well they treated me... 1050 01:04:19,309 --> 01:04:21,306 You shouldn't have let him leave this way. 1051 01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:23,032 I should've slapped him silly... 1052 01:04:23,297 --> 01:04:25,962 - Where will he live? - Not like he cared to tell me. 1053 01:04:26,150 --> 01:04:27,212 You're the one he fought with Balak. 1054 01:04:27,413 --> 01:04:29,305 I only did what Brother would've done. 1055 01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:37,610 It's a text from Billu... on the family group. 1056 01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:40,021 Tell me him to come right home! 1057 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:43,010 - He's not coming. - Why? What? 1058 01:04:44,051 --> 01:04:46,867 He's asked us to come. 1059 01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:51,145 - Don't move your hand. - It's already straight. 1060 01:04:53,068 --> 01:04:54,131 Where is he? 1061 01:04:54,383 --> 01:04:56,106 God knows if he ate... or even slept? 1062 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:57,883 Of all the places, he had to call us here. 1063 01:04:58,250 --> 01:04:59,527 - Aunty! - Hello... Hello. 1064 01:04:59,775 --> 01:05:01,211 He must have his reasons. 1065 01:05:01,552 --> 01:05:04,395 Please try and say something other than I'll slap you silly! 1066 01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:05,153 Gunja. 1067 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,647 I'm just saying hear him out... patiently. 1068 01:05:08,094 --> 01:05:09,044 Aunty. 1069 01:05:45,194 --> 01:05:47,664 - Namaste. - Salaam Alekum. 1070 01:05:49,868 --> 01:05:52,193 Looks like you've even dyed your soul green... 1071 01:05:52,402 --> 01:05:54,177 My soul only ever sang the lord's tune. 1072 01:05:54,488 --> 01:05:56,559 Just because I'm wearing green, you've begun seeing red? 1073 01:05:56,793 --> 01:05:58,267 You want to fight or make peace? 1074 01:05:58,532 --> 01:06:02,298 I want to tell you... that this is who I am now on. 1075 01:06:02,604 --> 01:06:04,283 Then why'd you call us all the way here? 1076 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,597 I couldn't come there after you threw me out. 1077 01:06:06,823 --> 01:06:09,366 Mishra is circling the contract like a vulture. 1078 01:06:09,608 --> 01:06:12,680 Everyone knows what Mishra is like. 1079 01:06:13,805 --> 01:06:17,565 But I was your own... or has that changed too? 1080 01:06:18,617 --> 01:06:22,154 We are Hindu priests. 1081 01:06:22,872 --> 01:06:25,310 It's our identity and our dignity. 1082 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,264 I can't put them both at risk. 1083 01:06:27,529 --> 01:06:30,797 So now I'm a risk to you, because I've suddenly become a Muslim? 1084 01:06:31,046 --> 01:06:32,472 Abdul, bro, did you know I'm a risk? A danger! 1085 01:06:32,704 --> 01:06:35,331 - This is not about you Billu... - It is only about me Gunja. 1086 01:06:36,859 --> 01:06:39,201 This is all I want to say to you. 1087 01:06:40,234 --> 01:06:42,847 You don't care who I was till yesterday. 1088 01:06:43,688 --> 01:06:45,255 About my devotional songs 1089 01:06:45,513 --> 01:06:50,211 my love for Lord Rama's idols... for Lord Hanuman. Why? 1090 01:06:50,549 --> 01:06:52,683 Because you think I'm different now. 1091 01:06:54,053 --> 01:07:01,157 You may think being born an 'Muslim' is my flaw... but I won't do it. 1092 01:07:02,002 --> 01:07:04,029 It's like I've just woken up. 1093 01:07:04,435 --> 01:07:05,588 Why should I fear? 1094 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,673 And I swear on you all... I'm going to become so Muslim... 1095 01:07:08,868 --> 01:07:12,334 the whole world will admire what a Muslim, Vedvyas turned into! 1096 01:07:13,632 --> 01:07:19,981 Maybe I'll have to change my name... I'll add a Hussain or a... 1097 01:07:20,164 --> 01:07:21,644 - Rizvi? - Ya, Rizvi... After all. 1098 01:07:21,881 --> 01:07:23,472 The second name matters here. 1099 01:07:23,684 --> 01:07:27,714 I'll get a new one... but this is it! 1100 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:37,229 I'm done. Walekum Assalam... and Khuda Haafiz. Let's go. 1101 01:07:37,481 --> 01:07:39,261 - My child. - Brother Billu! 1102 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:46,054 Let's go from here now. 1103 01:07:48,452 --> 01:07:50,284 What're you thinking about? 1104 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:54,795 What will I tell Brother? 1105 01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:02,389 What's the matter? 1106 01:08:03,447 --> 01:08:05,315 I'm feeling restless. 1107 01:08:06,863 --> 01:08:08,537 My mind's anxious... 1108 01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:13,480 This is why we come here... to calm the mind. To control it. 1109 01:08:18,568 --> 01:08:19,583 True. 1110 01:08:39,162 --> 01:08:40,726 Bro, you have to teach me. 1111 01:08:40,935 --> 01:08:42,421 - What? - How to be an 'Muslim'. 1112 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:44,406 So I'll just watch you and copy you. 1113 01:08:44,716 --> 01:08:46,779 I'm not much for theory... I am better at practical's! 1114 01:08:47,025 --> 01:08:48,570 What are you studying? 1115 01:08:49,110 --> 01:08:50,949 Food, dress and language. 1116 01:08:51,177 --> 01:08:52,958 These are the main differences between Hindus and Muslims. 1117 01:08:53,234 --> 01:08:56,699 My clothes are on point. I'm already learning the language. 1118 01:08:57,043 --> 01:08:59,324 Now show me how you guys eat! 1119 01:09:10,418 --> 01:09:12,622 - Dude, what are you doing? - What's the matter? 1120 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,164 - You're eating like a Hindu. - Ya, so? 1121 01:09:15,652 --> 01:09:18,632 - Stop trying to fool me. - I don't have to try. 1122 01:09:19,261 --> 01:09:22,134 Just eat. We've ordered vegetarian for you. 1123 01:09:26,284 --> 01:09:29,130 That's what I mean! He's eating with his left hand! 1124 01:09:29,418 --> 01:09:30,824 Coz he's left-handed! 1125 01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:32,962 It has nothing to do with being a muslim. 1126 01:09:37,939 --> 01:09:40,496 May god help you find your way my child. 1127 01:09:42,258 --> 01:09:46,878 I said a silent prayer to Newton uncle and started my experiment. 1128 01:09:47,689 --> 01:09:49,844 Becoming a Muslim was easy 1129 01:09:50,115 --> 01:09:54,724 but I had no clue what comes after! 1130 01:09:55,326 --> 01:09:56,887 The sweets here will knock your socks off. 1131 01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:57,594 Is it?! 1132 01:09:57,809 --> 01:10:00,012 - We should bring Pintu here. - Totally. 1133 01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:10,963 A 2 kilo of your milk cakes. 1134 01:10:11,564 --> 01:10:12,721 A kilo?! 1135 01:10:15,537 --> 01:10:20,820 I don't need charity. I can pay for my own food. 1136 01:10:27,249 --> 01:10:28,896 Peace be on you. 1137 01:10:30,628 --> 01:10:31,658 Namaste. 1138 01:10:32,174 --> 01:10:36,929 Why're you in such a hurry to speak and sound like a muslim? 1139 01:10:37,186 --> 01:10:39,309 I just got thrown off by my uncle. 1140 01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:40,683 - You barely got it right. - Why? 1141 01:10:40,917 --> 01:10:44,130 It's peace be upon you... not 'on' you. 1142 01:10:44,703 --> 01:10:47,930 And you stop being so nice to my uncle or he'll turn you into a Tripathi. 1143 01:10:48,172 --> 01:10:49,890 Can we eat the milk cakes now? 1144 01:11:10,018 --> 01:11:10,944 Hi. 1145 01:11:15,660 --> 01:11:16,225 What's up? 1146 01:11:16,460 --> 01:11:18,662 Dad would've read my horoscope. 1147 01:11:20,398 --> 01:11:22,500 He would've known these things will happen to me. 1148 01:11:22,786 --> 01:11:24,123 Have faith in yourself. 1149 01:11:24,967 --> 01:11:27,823 We make our own destiny. That's what my dad says. 1150 01:11:27,986 --> 01:11:32,500 These dads are all like Newton uncle. 1151 01:11:34,295 --> 01:11:36,595 They make all these wonderful rules - 1152 01:11:36,794 --> 01:11:39,671 Never lie. Be honest. The truth always prevails. etc. 1153 01:11:40,867 --> 01:11:42,892 But the moment you act on them, life screws you over. 1154 01:11:43,220 --> 01:11:44,337 You need to relax. 1155 01:11:44,571 --> 01:11:46,486 To tell you the truth... I can't believe... 1156 01:11:46,734 --> 01:11:50,662 I... I'm not able to digest the fact that I am Muslim. 1157 01:11:51,356 --> 01:11:54,136 I always thought of them as the 'other'... 1158 01:11:55,259 --> 01:11:57,029 but like a twisted game of snakes and ladders, 1159 01:11:57,209 --> 01:11:58,565 fate has made me this other. 1160 01:11:59,362 --> 01:12:02,788 And now I'm so confused that I'm relying on other people 1161 01:12:03,105 --> 01:12:05,333 to tell me how I should feel about this! 1162 01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,006 The ones I thought were my family... 1163 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:10,352 they don't even want to see my face. 1164 01:12:11,218 --> 01:12:12,539 And the ones I was dead against, 1165 01:12:12,725 --> 01:12:14,232 are making sure I don't sleep on an empty stomach. 1166 01:12:14,443 --> 01:12:19,332 I... I'm so ashamed of myself. 1167 01:12:20,683 --> 01:12:24,418 I don't know what to say... or do... or think! 1168 01:12:44,301 --> 01:12:51,326 Sometimes it helps to feel, rather than think. 1169 01:13:15,319 --> 01:13:17,754 How did that feel to you? 1170 01:13:18,642 --> 01:13:19,915 Meaning? 1171 01:13:22,215 --> 01:13:26,315 Did it feel like a Hindu kiss or a Musl- 1172 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,725 Felt like an Indian kiss. Only Indians can kiss that awkwardly! 1173 01:13:33,990 --> 01:13:37,908 I'll learn with practice. 1174 01:13:47,138 --> 01:13:49,751 TAJ MAHAL STUDIO 1175 01:13:50,068 --> 01:13:51,951 No worries Mr. Mishra. 1176 01:13:52,276 --> 01:13:55,469 Just tell me what do you want Pandit clad in? 1177 01:13:55,774 --> 01:13:58,772 Headgear. So he doesn't look like a Hindu. 1178 01:13:59,115 --> 01:14:02,270 Sure. This is a little rustic... and this one - 1179 01:14:02,505 --> 01:14:05,142 Dude... This isn't a do-over. 1180 01:14:05,794 --> 01:14:07,371 I need him looking like a Muslim! 1181 01:14:07,556 --> 01:14:08,953 That... the Muslim skull cap. 1182 01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:15,681 Oh! Good job! 1183 01:14:27,514 --> 01:14:30,733 PANDIT SON OR... 1184 01:14:40,987 --> 01:14:43,009 Sent... Forward... All.. 1185 01:14:55,686 --> 01:14:58,051 Hey look... there she goes... "his" sister. 1186 01:14:58,331 --> 01:14:59,207 What'd you say? 1187 01:14:59,462 --> 01:15:02,594 I dare you to say it again... how can she say that?! 1188 01:15:02,897 --> 01:15:04,913 - Get lost. go. - I'll wreck your face! 1189 01:15:15,184 --> 01:15:18,134 Balakram, just because we've gotten the contract for this wedding 1190 01:15:18,664 --> 01:15:22,193 doesn't mean we can't leave you a rite or two to perform. 1191 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,697 My devotional songs never went viral like this. 1192 01:15:55,988 --> 01:15:59,113 Lies are just so much more fun to share. 1193 01:16:01,451 --> 01:16:02,475 That's enough. 1194 01:16:02,779 --> 01:16:05,930 They must've lost the wedding contract. No? 1195 01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:10,542 After all this no one will ever give Dad any work again. 1196 01:16:11,579 --> 01:16:15,359 Shravan Kumar moved heaven and earth to make his parents happy... 1197 01:16:15,728 --> 01:16:21,375 and then there's me! In one move I've alienated my family... 1198 01:16:22,824 --> 01:16:25,424 ...and destroyed their honor... 1199 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:33,579 and their future. What a dutiful son I am! 1200 01:16:33,971 --> 01:16:35,041 Stop talking like that Billu! 1201 01:16:35,226 --> 01:16:37,873 I still can't understand... who's wrong here? 1202 01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:41,357 Is it me? Is it Uncle? Or is just my fate? 1203 01:16:41,584 --> 01:16:43,428 It's gotta be someone because... 1204 01:16:44,145 --> 01:16:47,306 I've never felt more wrong! 1205 01:16:48,882 --> 01:16:52,117 They're using me as a sword to cut my own family down. 1206 01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:54,581 I can't let that happen. 1207 01:16:55,097 --> 01:16:58,095 But who's gonna listen to you right now Pandit? 1208 01:16:58,348 --> 01:16:59,741 The time isn't right. 1209 01:17:00,045 --> 01:17:01,413 No. 1210 01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,599 The only thing that can save them from humiliation is if, 1211 01:17:08,620 --> 01:17:11,995 like everyone else... they too disown me. 1212 01:17:12,890 --> 01:17:15,521 They need to be baying for my blood. 1213 01:17:17,562 --> 01:17:21,177 It's best for them if they break all ties with me. 1214 01:17:22,801 --> 01:17:25,712 And for that... I have to die. 1215 01:17:25,983 --> 01:17:27,702 - What? - What're you saying? 1216 01:17:28,487 --> 01:17:35,936 Pandit Siyaram Tripathi's son is a muslim a rumor today, 1217 01:17:36,798 --> 01:17:41,126 tomorrow it will become a reality. 1218 01:17:42,584 --> 01:17:48,105 His name, his destiny and his religion will all change. 1219 01:17:50,246 --> 01:17:52,396 People only suspect it right now... 1220 01:17:53,049 --> 01:18:03,032 but come tomorrow I'll convert to Islam and become a Muslim. 1221 01:18:31,046 --> 01:18:34,086 This is not right my child. Just think about it. 1222 01:18:34,351 --> 01:18:36,367 What you are about to do is absolutely wrong. 1223 01:18:36,564 --> 01:18:39,248 And we can't support you in this. 1224 01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:42,403 Listen to me. 1225 01:18:42,991 --> 01:18:45,475 I know Pandit Tripathi for decades now. 1226 01:18:45,808 --> 01:18:48,066 How can I convert his son to Islam? 1227 01:18:48,318 --> 01:18:49,679 He's the one who wants it Papa. 1228 01:18:49,874 --> 01:18:52,396 If you were to do such a thing... wouldn't he call me? 1229 01:18:53,179 --> 01:18:54,801 - Your holiness - Yes? 1230 01:18:55,281 --> 01:18:56,931 Bhajan Kumar is headed this way. 1231 01:19:24,184 --> 01:19:26,156 BALRAMPUR 1232 01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:36,724 PANDIT SON OR... 1233 01:21:09,853 --> 01:21:10,837 Father. 1234 01:21:25,612 --> 01:21:26,755 May God bless you. 1235 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:31,015 Where you off to kiddo? 1236 01:22:02,304 --> 01:22:03,073 Pandit Tripathi. 1237 01:22:04,770 --> 01:22:05,799 Greeting. 1238 01:22:08,479 --> 01:22:10,737 Why did you bother coming all this way? 1239 01:22:10,981 --> 01:22:14,638 The pauper always has to Signor Malpani. 1240 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:16,970 Why would the Prince leave his palace? 1241 01:22:17,246 --> 01:22:18,534 Don't embarrass me. 1242 01:22:18,747 --> 01:22:20,749 It's my family that has been embarrassed. 1243 01:22:21,364 --> 01:22:23,010 I know who's doing it. 1244 01:22:23,275 --> 01:22:25,883 Greetings, Pandit Tripathi. 1245 01:22:27,528 --> 01:22:29,045 When did you return? 1246 01:22:31,263 --> 01:22:32,463 How're you Balak? 1247 01:22:32,884 --> 01:22:36,350 We truly missed you sir... 1248 01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:38,371 So, my son is Muslim? 1249 01:22:39,081 --> 01:22:42,663 Apparently he roams around wearing a skull cap. You knew about this? 1250 01:22:42,930 --> 01:22:45,063 I... er... read it on... what's that? 1251 01:22:45,236 --> 01:22:47,138 - Social Media. - On social media... 1252 01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:48,915 Any idea who started this rumour? 1253 01:22:49,155 --> 01:22:50,221 Uncle... 1254 01:22:50,612 --> 01:22:52,629 actually, we've been really busy with our own work. Isn't it dad? 1255 01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:53,394 True. 1256 01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:55,726 We barely noticed this news. 1257 01:22:57,764 --> 01:23:01,334 I don't care that about these allegations on my family... 1258 01:23:02,019 --> 01:23:04,703 what saddens me is that no one stood up for them. 1259 01:23:04,941 --> 01:23:09,450 A doubt had crept into all our hearts Signor Tripathi. 1260 01:23:16,837 --> 01:23:18,674 This is my son. 1261 01:23:19,987 --> 01:23:22,884 His name is Vedvyas Tripathi. 1262 01:23:24,727 --> 01:23:27,240 His lineage... his values, 1263 01:23:27,771 --> 01:23:31,917 his upbringing and his father will never change. 1264 01:23:44,509 --> 01:23:48,987 My mind and body are disturbed. I must take your leave. 1265 01:23:49,256 --> 01:23:49,653 Sir... 1266 01:23:49,863 --> 01:23:55,959 Tomorrow is an auspicious day to start the ceremonies for the wedding. 1267 01:23:56,370 --> 01:23:59,608 We'll start with a special ritual pyre for the couple's good health. 1268 01:23:59,842 --> 01:24:02,537 We can have Billu's concert right after that... 1269 01:24:02,778 --> 01:24:03,594 For sure... 1270 01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:04,985 Pandit Tripathi. 1271 01:24:10,566 --> 01:24:12,910 That was so moving Pandit Tripathi. 1272 01:24:13,713 --> 01:24:17,979 You've come just in the nick of time and relieved us all. 1273 01:24:19,245 --> 01:24:20,995 Bravo. 1274 01:24:21,850 --> 01:24:26,453 But doubt is a cruel mistress sir... and only a test can put it to rest. 1275 01:24:27,340 --> 01:24:30,626 I would request you to allay these doubts as soon as possible. 1276 01:24:31,127 --> 01:24:33,290 So you want me to throw my son into the fire? 1277 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,958 We want you to slap these doubters 1278 01:24:37,169 --> 01:24:41,060 and naysayers with the truth so hard 1279 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:46,361 that they wouldn't dare raise a finger on you again! 1280 01:24:46,698 --> 01:24:48,707 How do we do that Signor Mishra? 1281 01:24:48,927 --> 01:24:51,034 It's simple... a blood test. 1282 01:24:51,318 --> 01:24:53,267 A father and son can have different blood groups. 1283 01:24:53,526 --> 01:24:58,468 I know. But their DNA is always the same. 1284 01:24:58,977 --> 01:25:03,474 I know he's your son... I know what the result will be. 1285 01:25:04,210 --> 01:25:08,464 But it's important to shut the people up. 1286 01:25:09,427 --> 01:25:13,948 You have no idea the villains that roam among us. 1287 01:25:14,471 --> 01:25:16,181 Good idea. 1288 01:25:19,949 --> 01:25:23,336 It's about time, these villains are defeated. 1289 01:25:25,945 --> 01:25:29,129 Mishra is asking for a DNA test... 1290 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:31,304 What fresh hell is that?! 1291 01:25:31,617 --> 01:25:35,492 It's a test that proves Billu is Dad's son... 1292 01:25:35,802 --> 01:25:37,004 It's no big deal. 1293 01:25:37,204 --> 01:25:39,703 We don't have anything to prove to anyone. 1294 01:25:39,907 --> 01:25:41,429 Why should I do the test? I won't. 1295 01:25:41,614 --> 01:25:45,057 You don't have to do it sis... Billu and his dad have to! 1296 01:25:45,307 --> 01:25:46,400 Oh, ok. 1297 01:25:47,459 --> 01:25:53,750 They were both pissing fire... Balak as well as Billu. 1298 01:25:56,515 --> 01:26:00,723 Dad, Mishra maybe our arch enemy, 1299 01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:04,087 but he's unknowingly handed us the ultimate weapon. 1300 01:26:04,381 --> 01:26:06,976 This DNA test will truly silence everyone. 1301 01:26:08,995 --> 01:26:10,772 So you're all in favor of this test? 1302 01:26:11,273 --> 01:26:12,029 Yes. 1303 01:26:12,290 --> 01:26:12,870 Yes. 1304 01:26:13,126 --> 01:26:13,839 Yes. 1305 01:26:19,569 --> 01:26:20,919 But I am not... 1306 01:26:26,938 --> 01:26:30,962 7th December 1992 - the scariest night this town has ever seen. 1307 01:26:31,677 --> 01:26:33,735 Riots had broken out in the city. 1308 01:26:37,456 --> 01:26:39,618 Sumitra and I were at the hospital. 1309 01:26:41,331 --> 01:26:44,385 Pandit Tripathi... I need your help. 1310 01:26:45,614 --> 01:26:46,951 His name was Dr. Irani 1311 01:26:47,151 --> 01:26:49,904 like a warrior he was waging a lone war to save lives. 1312 01:26:53,609 --> 01:26:54,258 Pandit ji. 1313 01:26:54,533 --> 01:26:56,154 Dr. Irani... she's a muslim. 1314 01:26:56,881 --> 01:26:58,733 She's a human being Pandit. 1315 01:27:06,168 --> 01:27:08,262 Lower it... here. 1316 01:27:11,703 --> 01:27:13,689 I don't think she'll survive, 1317 01:27:15,198 --> 01:27:16,715 but we can save this child. 1318 01:27:21,914 --> 01:27:23,114 Please come. 1319 01:27:29,249 --> 01:27:30,414 Burn the shop. 1320 01:27:47,246 --> 01:27:49,457 Doctor! They've come inside. 1321 01:27:51,461 --> 01:27:53,597 Here, hold him Pandit. 1322 01:27:59,259 --> 01:28:01,909 Find if any one of them are here. I'll kill them all. 1323 01:28:02,374 --> 01:28:03,775 Tell me or I'll kill you! 1324 01:28:04,201 --> 01:28:06,013 Tell me if anyone of "them" are here. 1325 01:28:08,988 --> 01:28:10,869 How dare you ask him that question! 1326 01:28:11,172 --> 01:28:12,408 Pandit Tripathi. 1327 01:28:33,761 --> 01:28:34,939 Listen... 1328 01:28:53,247 --> 01:28:54,762 Put him on our bed. 1329 01:28:58,373 --> 01:29:00,846 Let's just tell everyone we had twins! 1330 01:29:01,097 --> 01:29:02,483 But this kid is a Muslim. 1331 01:29:02,736 --> 01:29:04,199 Who's going to know? 1332 01:29:07,331 --> 01:29:08,347 We know. 1333 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:12,903 He's a gift from God. 1334 01:29:14,342 --> 01:29:16,486 We're all born alike. 1335 01:29:25,757 --> 01:29:31,067 That smile washed away my doubts. 1336 01:29:32,153 --> 01:29:37,122 All preconceptions and prejudices. 1337 01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:41,368 We all come into the world like this... 1338 01:29:43,581 --> 01:29:45,820 innocent and unassuming. 1339 01:29:49,836 --> 01:29:52,656 We don't know where we're born... 1340 01:29:55,005 --> 01:29:58,407 into what family or religion, race or caste. 1341 01:30:02,413 --> 01:30:04,571 We're all just born human beings 1342 01:30:05,781 --> 01:30:08,732 but the world slices us up into these divisions. 1343 01:30:14,977 --> 01:30:17,421 That day a child clutched my finger 1344 01:30:20,105 --> 01:30:26,788 but soon I knew that God had sent him to hold our hands. 1345 01:30:28,892 --> 01:30:34,287 Our prosperity, our respect is all due to him. 1346 01:30:39,192 --> 01:30:41,307 These letters had come earlier also. 1347 01:30:41,917 --> 01:30:43,435 I knew the truth. 1348 01:30:46,527 --> 01:30:49,710 Because I was the man who hid my face and changed the birth certificate. 1349 01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,408 I don't care what the DNA test reveals. 1350 01:30:54,819 --> 01:30:57,019 Who Billu is to me can never change. 1351 01:31:01,321 --> 01:31:05,097 I'm incomplete without Billu... this family is incomplete without him. 1352 01:31:08,061 --> 01:31:10,509 Tomorrow is a battle between two duties - 1353 01:31:11,811 --> 01:31:15,672 duty towards my family vs a duty to my faith. 1354 01:31:17,079 --> 01:31:19,374 I may not win this battle 1355 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,206 but I won't shy away from this fight. 1356 01:31:24,430 --> 01:31:26,730 I will fight for my Billu. 1357 01:31:40,854 --> 01:31:45,220 Whether the family accompanies him or not... 1358 01:31:49,086 --> 01:31:50,878 he'll surely have his father by his side. 1359 01:31:54,980 --> 01:32:03,658 There's only one way to decide if we are with you or not brother... 1360 01:32:08,001 --> 01:32:08,947 Democracy! 1361 01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:10,271 ELECTORAL BOX 1362 01:32:15,597 --> 01:32:18,008 The motion before Home Parliament was... 1363 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,463 Is Billu a part of this family? 1364 01:32:24,623 --> 01:32:27,485 Votes in favor - one. 1365 01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,569 Two. 1366 01:32:38,474 --> 01:32:39,470 Three. 1367 01:32:40,454 --> 01:32:41,414 Four. 1368 01:32:41,876 --> 01:32:42,949 Five. 1369 01:32:43,398 --> 01:32:47,578 Billu... my vote was always with you brother. 1370 01:33:04,429 --> 01:33:09,270 You can leave this house but how will you leave our hearts?! 1371 01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:53,620 Let's go, guys! 1372 01:33:55,726 --> 01:33:57,062 WHAT IS TRUTH? 1373 01:34:02,049 --> 01:34:04,144 My case was so famous, 1374 01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:07,061 everyone was debating 1375 01:34:07,904 --> 01:34:10,053 whether Pandit Tripathi's honor will prevail 1376 01:34:10,345 --> 01:34:12,299 or will Mishra strip him of it. 1377 01:34:13,683 --> 01:34:18,812 It was as if the DNA of the entire town was being tested. 1378 01:34:19,204 --> 01:34:21,557 Let them do a DNA test 1379 01:34:21,943 --> 01:34:23,906 the result will be whatever we want it to be. 1380 01:34:25,225 --> 01:34:27,278 This is Neeraj... he's a friend. 1381 01:34:27,737 --> 01:34:28,855 Dr. Neeraj Daniel. 1382 01:34:29,083 --> 01:34:30,238 Your friend Neeraja's brother? 1383 01:34:30,483 --> 01:34:32,503 Aunty there's no Neeraja. 1384 01:34:32,843 --> 01:34:35,944 I've been meeting him for the past 3 years at the pretext of Neeraja. 1385 01:34:36,248 --> 01:34:37,057 What?! 1386 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:39,340 Now that everyone is speaking the truth... 1387 01:34:39,574 --> 01:34:41,959 consider this my contribution! 1388 01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:44,623 Tell them. 1389 01:34:45,068 --> 01:34:48,722 For the DNA test, I'll take a blood sample from you and Billu. 1390 01:34:49,152 --> 01:34:50,612 While taking the sample. 1391 01:34:50,948 --> 01:34:52,384 I'll draw blood from both your hands 1392 01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,307 at the pretext of not being able to find the vein in one hand. 1393 01:34:54,518 --> 01:34:57,070 Instead of Billu's blood, 1394 01:34:57,345 --> 01:34:59,907 I'll use both samples from Signor Tripathi's blood. 1395 01:35:00,237 --> 01:35:02,896 Thus, giving us the result, we want. 1396 01:35:03,545 --> 01:35:05,950 Brother Billu will once and for all go back to being 1397 01:35:06,138 --> 01:35:07,830 the loved and respected - Bhajan Kumar! 1398 01:35:08,015 --> 01:35:10,277 Isn't that a blockbuster idea? Mishra won't know what hit him! 1399 01:35:10,449 --> 01:35:11,877 Aunty don't worry. I've been a doctor for 5 years now. 1400 01:35:12,098 --> 01:35:14,105 So we will have to lie? 1401 01:35:25,385 --> 01:35:26,719 TRUTH WILL BE REVEAL TODAY 1402 01:35:41,537 --> 01:35:42,813 Namaste. 1403 01:35:45,597 --> 01:35:48,846 A warm welcome to all residents of Balrampur. 1404 01:35:49,550 --> 01:35:52,791 Ladies and Gentlemen, the questions 1405 01:35:53,404 --> 01:35:56,423 festering in your minds for the last few weeks... 1406 01:35:56,689 --> 01:35:58,714 will be answered today. 1407 01:35:59,285 --> 01:36:02,542 It is my humble request that please stay calm 1408 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:08,013 till we get the results of the DNA test. 1409 01:36:08,747 --> 01:36:10,302 Good luck, Pandit Tripathi. 1410 01:36:12,139 --> 01:36:14,283 Please stay calm. Thank you. 1411 01:36:15,152 --> 01:36:16,936 DNA GENETICS M. G. DISTRICT HOSPITAL, BALRAMPUR 1412 01:37:09,905 --> 01:37:11,306 Wait a minute Doctor. 1413 01:37:12,938 --> 01:37:14,231 We don't need this. 1414 01:37:16,143 --> 01:37:17,839 Of course we do... 1415 01:37:18,466 --> 01:37:22,568 This is the only thing we need now. 1416 01:37:23,184 --> 01:37:26,101 Come hell or high water we won't rest till we know. 1417 01:37:26,384 --> 01:37:28,798 We won't rest! 1418 01:37:29,303 --> 01:37:30,480 We will not rest! 1419 01:37:30,812 --> 01:37:32,756 What would you want to know? 1420 01:37:34,385 --> 01:37:37,192 That my blood is red? 1421 01:37:43,599 --> 01:37:48,839 Actually Signor Mishra... all of us should be tested. 1422 01:37:51,401 --> 01:37:55,361 Because what they're doing today is a big deal. 1423 01:37:58,243 --> 01:38:00,411 They're all here just to protect me. 1424 01:38:01,329 --> 01:38:02,817 Because they love me, 1425 01:38:05,127 --> 01:38:07,643 and believe that my dignity is their dignity. 1426 01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:11,474 Sure, they're a little naive... but family is family. 1427 01:38:13,644 --> 01:38:18,019 And for them I don't care how many times I have to give my blood. 1428 01:38:19,117 --> 01:38:25,092 Mishra uncle, I want to thank you the most. 1429 01:38:27,530 --> 01:38:31,961 Because you've shown me who I am. 1430 01:38:34,028 --> 01:38:37,486 Today I've truly found my DNA. 1431 01:38:41,572 --> 01:38:42,581 I am Muslim. 1432 01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:48,031 I told you. 1433 01:38:48,771 --> 01:38:49,819 I am Hindu. 1434 01:38:55,366 --> 01:38:57,028 I'm head over heels in love with a sikh... 1435 01:38:57,352 --> 01:38:59,678 And this morning I went to church too. 1436 01:39:04,886 --> 01:39:08,393 The truth is I was born in this very hospital on the 7th of December 1992. 1437 01:39:15,000 --> 01:39:19,686 My mother was a muslim. I'll never know what her name was. 1438 01:39:22,373 --> 01:39:26,669 It's also true that I survived the riots that night 1439 01:39:27,020 --> 01:39:33,187 only because of a Parsi - Dr. Irani and my father. 1440 01:39:34,850 --> 01:39:37,602 Since that day he's never let go of my hand... 1441 01:39:40,637 --> 01:39:45,981 I always thought my life was a game of snakes and ladders, 1442 01:39:46,899 --> 01:39:48,636 where my family were the snakes. 1443 01:39:49,343 --> 01:39:52,145 Always afraid they'll embarrass me, might say something weird. 1444 01:39:53,056 --> 01:39:57,155 I thought they weren't "cool". 1445 01:39:59,872 --> 01:40:02,348 No two of us are alike... 1446 01:40:03,036 --> 01:40:04,349 not uncle and Dad, 1447 01:40:04,622 --> 01:40:09,334 not my aunts... not even Gunja and me... least of all Rampyari. 1448 01:40:11,223 --> 01:40:13,187 We fight with each other... 1449 01:40:14,046 --> 01:40:15,814 and sometimes don't see eye to eye. 1450 01:40:16,017 --> 01:40:22,099 Who says a happy family has to be smile and laugh all the time? 1451 01:40:23,173 --> 01:40:24,136 Signor Malpani, 1452 01:40:26,212 --> 01:40:31,130 if a family or a neighborhood has only one shade, won't it look dull? 1453 01:40:33,441 --> 01:40:35,923 We for sure, love a rainbow 1454 01:40:37,286 --> 01:40:40,428 and that's why I know, I don't need this test. 1455 01:40:42,104 --> 01:40:43,561 Signor Mishra, 1456 01:40:44,322 --> 01:40:49,437 my family had the perfect solution for your little exhibition. 1457 01:40:50,228 --> 01:40:52,369 We could've fooled you and left victorious. 1458 01:40:52,544 --> 01:40:58,108 But today for the first time I saw my father's head hung in shame. 1459 01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:00,551 When I saw the pain in his eyes 1460 01:41:00,576 --> 01:41:03,645 I felt like I was about to commit a cardinal sin. 1461 01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:07,330 You've questioned my lineage, so I'll answer you. 1462 01:41:07,355 --> 01:41:11,454 But don't you dare say a word about my father. 1463 01:41:18,468 --> 01:41:22,492 Look at me spouting lines like a Bollywood hero! 1464 01:41:22,676 --> 01:41:25,336 Signor Mishra... this is our DNA - 1465 01:41:25,730 --> 01:41:29,145 we can Muslim by birth, and yet sing Hindu devotional songs. 1466 01:41:29,831 --> 01:41:32,043 We can eat at Abdul's house 1467 01:41:34,174 --> 01:41:35,515 and still keep a fast for Lord Rama. 1468 01:41:35,740 --> 01:41:37,662 We can head to the mosque for urdu poetry... 1469 01:41:37,940 --> 01:41:39,383 and watch Lord Rama's play alike... 1470 01:41:39,599 --> 01:41:42,106 where no one acts better than my friend Pintu Khan! 1471 01:41:43,185 --> 01:41:46,977 This is our neighborhood. 1472 01:41:48,065 --> 01:41:50,142 This is our true colour. 1473 01:41:50,447 --> 01:41:53,322 And I love my colourful family. 1474 01:41:54,453 --> 01:41:56,494 I'm never leaving them. 1475 01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:03,980 As far as my DNA and the question of whether 1476 01:42:04,215 --> 01:42:06,313 I'm a Hindu or a Muslim or an ape, is concerned... 1477 01:42:06,531 --> 01:42:10,121 you did all this to get the Signor Malpani's wedding contract. 1478 01:42:11,153 --> 01:42:13,683 Honorable Signor Mishra and my dearest TD, 1479 01:42:15,251 --> 01:42:18,200 This contract is all yours! 1480 01:42:34,143 --> 01:42:35,394 Let's go dad. 1481 01:42:58,120 --> 01:42:59,817 Billu... Pandit Tripathi. 1482 01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:06,885 Billu. 1483 01:43:27,224 --> 01:43:30,722 My speech may not have impressed Mishra and son, 1484 01:43:31,523 --> 01:43:33,845 but it convinced Aishwarya. 1485 01:43:34,201 --> 01:43:36,176 She wasn't getting married without me singing at her wedding! 1486 01:43:36,444 --> 01:43:41,460 Where was she gonna find Bhajan Kumar and DJ Romeo rolled into one! 1487 01:43:42,014 --> 01:43:44,554 The Twitter handle practically writes itself. 1488 01:43:47,310 --> 01:43:50,124 This neighborhood had found its true colour. 1489 01:43:51,318 --> 01:43:57,182 Pintu now plays the demon as well as the boatman who helped Lord Rama. 1490 01:43:59,364 --> 01:44:01,682 My speech went viral only because of Raghubir... 1491 01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:04,610 it taught me that people can change. 1492 01:44:04,956 --> 01:44:06,993 I can give you this guarantee. 1493 01:44:09,749 --> 01:44:12,248 There was a wind of change in the mood and the neighbourhood. 1494 01:44:12,909 --> 01:44:14,731 Dad always says... 1495 01:44:15,433 --> 01:44:18,597 Life is nothing but change. 1496 01:44:20,247 --> 01:44:23,602 It fills my heart with joy. 1497 01:44:25,444 --> 01:44:27,169 I still play snakes and ladders, 1498 01:44:27,684 --> 01:44:33,187 but I'd learnt that that my family are actually my ladder. 1499 01:44:33,904 --> 01:44:38,175 It was up to me whether I rise or fall. 1500 01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:41,449 Think of this as Billu's law... 1501 01:44:42,059 --> 01:44:44,587 or like Newton uncle you too can wait for an apple to fall on your head. 1502 01:44:45,520 --> 01:44:47,037 I must take your leave now. 1503 01:44:47,314 --> 01:44:48,797 So friends, be it a wedding or a funeral... 1504 01:44:49,032 --> 01:44:50,882 whether you need Bhajan or Romeo, 1505 01:44:51,188 --> 01:44:53,213 don't forget to think of our big, fat... 1506 01:44:53,523 --> 01:44:56,583 Great Indian family! 1507 01:45:16,492 --> 01:45:22,181 You believe in good deeds or what a holy book claims? 1508 01:45:23,025 --> 01:45:26,354 Bro, it's all the same! 1509 01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:40,536 The Geeta, Bible and the Quran what do they all proclaim? 1510 01:45:41,124 --> 01:45:43,881 Oh yeah... It's all the same. 1511 01:45:50,418 --> 01:45:53,947 Every face, a different attitude... we're a multitude of many a mood. 1512 01:45:54,157 --> 01:45:57,576 Many tongues and twangs we speak, we got every flavour you seek 1513 01:45:57,801 --> 01:46:01,219 Step on each other's toes and bicker, 1514 01:46:01,429 --> 01:46:04,378 we may that's how we dance... it's the tune we play! 1515 01:46:04,673 --> 01:46:13,219 We're a billion and one too many No one is to blame! 1516 01:46:14,005 --> 01:46:17,251 Mister... It's all the same! 1517 01:46:26,979 --> 01:46:31,757 Do the rays of the sun care what your faith is? 1518 01:46:32,152 --> 01:46:35,710 It's all for one... and one for all! 1519 01:46:36,472 --> 01:46:40,794 Does the pouring rain ask what your creed is? 1520 01:46:41,243 --> 01:46:44,715 It drenches us all... big or small! 1521 01:46:45,312 --> 01:46:48,334 So what if you're black or white? 1522 01:46:48,861 --> 01:46:51,911 No matter if you're chill, or a little uptight 1523 01:46:52,604 --> 01:46:55,571 It's these differences we must love 1524 01:46:56,180 --> 01:46:59,000 We're no different to the God above 1525 01:46:59,261 --> 01:47:04,085 Bro, if you think one is less and one is more... 1526 01:47:04,534 --> 01:47:08,038 Bro, isn't that a bit lame? 1527 01:47:08,455 --> 01:47:11,819 O yeah... it's all the same! 1528 01:47:17,875 --> 01:47:19,437 If it's the Ganges you worship? 1529 01:47:19,710 --> 01:47:20,978 We're all still the same 1530 01:47:21,369 --> 01:47:23,077 If the Mecca is your trip? 1531 01:47:23,426 --> 01:47:24,552 We're all still the same 1532 01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:26,734 If you're a sikh with a turban 1533 01:47:26,976 --> 01:47:28,285 We're all still the same 1534 01:47:28,519 --> 01:47:30,319 If you're singing a Christmas carol 1535 01:47:30,544 --> 01:47:31,991 We're all still the same 1536 01:47:32,332 --> 01:47:35,443 We're each a child of God a billion peas in a pod 1537 01:47:35,773 --> 01:47:39,075 When you and I both bleed red... let us put this hate to bed 1538 01:47:39,521 --> 01:47:41,710 We're all the same 1539 01:47:42,911 --> 01:47:45,022 We're all the same 1540 01:47:46,367 --> 01:47:48,708 We're all the same 1541 01:47:48,967 --> 01:47:51,814 Bro, we're all the same!