1 00:00:39,324 --> 00:00:40,554 Mic check. 2 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,350 Background chatter. 3 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:50,451 THE GREAT INDIAN FAMILY 4 00:00:50,638 --> 00:00:52,299 Okay. Ready. 5 00:01:00,331 --> 00:01:01,768 Jai Kanhaiya Lal. 6 00:01:02,494 --> 00:01:05,128 This is Balrampur - the king of Indian small towns... 7 00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:09,321 And I am the king of Balrampur. 8 00:01:21,557 --> 00:01:25,320 If they ever make a movie on my life... this will be its first shot. 9 00:01:26,009 --> 00:01:30,168 Like in movies, in life too a back story is important. 10 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:35,132 And my back story begins with Newton uncle. 11 00:01:35,567 --> 00:01:38,499 Uncle was asleep. An apple fell. Woke him up. 12 00:01:38,721 --> 00:01:41,981 Uncle it's an apple! Wipe it and take a bite maybe? But no! 13 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:45,725 You woke up and made sure no kid anywhere could ever sleep again. 14 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:48,407 Eat Gravity, Sleep Gravity... I hate gravity! 15 00:01:48,613 --> 00:01:50,403 He who knows it all - the scholar. 16 00:01:50,703 --> 00:01:52,455 He who knows nothing - the Idiot. 17 00:01:52,768 --> 00:01:55,533 And he who knows nothing... but knows how act like the know-it-all - 18 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,725 the Smarty Pants. 19 00:01:58,112 --> 00:02:01,121 Aka Vedvyas Tripathi. Aka Billu. Aka... yours truly! 20 00:02:01,597 --> 00:02:03,498 I too was sitting under a tree that day. 21 00:02:03,717 --> 00:02:07,434 My life's theory was about to whack me in the head, 22 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:09,249 but I didn't know that yet... 23 00:02:09,474 --> 00:02:11,044 because I was busy playing snakes and ladders. 24 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:13,385 It was my favourite game. 25 00:02:13,553 --> 00:02:15,112 Can I play with you? 26 00:02:17,882 --> 00:02:20,193 I couldn't believe my luck! 27 00:02:20,704 --> 00:02:22,412 At 7:55, every morning 28 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:26,253 we caught a glimpse of Roll no. 23 - Ms. Aishwarya Malpani! 29 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:28,611 I may not know why that apple fell from the tree 30 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:31,550 but since the dawn of time, boys in rickshaws, 31 00:02:31,784 --> 00:02:33,311 have fallen for girls in big cars. 32 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:38,119 My favourite game - had finally brought me sweet luck. 33 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,511 Look! We're together... in the same square. 34 00:02:43,673 --> 00:02:44,771 I love snakes and ladders. 35 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:46,037 - It's my birthday today. - Happy... 36 00:02:46,212 --> 00:02:47,955 Not here. Come home? 37 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:50,943 My dad's throwing a birthday party. 38 00:02:51,484 --> 00:02:53,481 My dad's a businessman. 39 00:02:53,745 --> 00:02:55,157 What does your dad do? 40 00:02:55,433 --> 00:03:00,107 I just couldn't tell her that my father performed religious rituals for a living. 41 00:03:00,361 --> 00:03:03,340 Praise to be Lord Shiva! 42 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,362 Praise to be Lord Ganesha! 43 00:03:13,770 --> 00:03:15,971 Pandit Siyaram Tripathi. 44 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,390 The most respected of ancestral Hindu priests in Balrampur. 45 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:22,416 Be it a birth, wedding or a death, priests like him 46 00:03:22,654 --> 00:03:26,120 were always in demand... and in command! 47 00:03:26,645 --> 00:03:30,171 The man who was most jealous of him was Pandit Jagannath Mishra. 48 00:03:30,350 --> 00:03:32,107 Pandit Jagannath Mishra aka a two faced charlatan. 49 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:35,431 To him religion was merely a business. 50 00:03:36,794 --> 00:03:39,133 Dad was like a righteous sage... 51 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:42,656 and Mishra, his arch enemy - a charlatan. 52 00:03:43,125 --> 00:03:45,818 And while they pretended to be friends... 53 00:03:46,048 --> 00:03:49,933 a war between them was going to be inevitable. 54 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:57,369 The true saga of my fate was playing out over here. 55 00:03:57,784 --> 00:04:01,093 This is Prabhu-Leela mansion. 56 00:04:01,656 --> 00:04:04,698 It was once the name of my grandparents... now it's our address. 57 00:04:05,266 --> 00:04:06,798 My grandparents, housed in these photos, 58 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,318 like most Indian ancestors are used to wilted flowers. 59 00:04:09,827 --> 00:04:12,570 So this fresh flower garland must make them wonder - 60 00:04:12,828 --> 00:04:14,282 what's the occasion bro? 61 00:04:15,257 --> 00:04:16,958 I too had the same question. 62 00:04:17,159 --> 00:04:18,373 Gunja? 63 00:04:19,104 --> 00:04:21,845 Gunja Tripathi. My twin sister. 64 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:26,143 You know the tiniest snake on the snakes and ladders board? That's her. 65 00:04:26,624 --> 00:04:28,787 Aunty! Billu's here. 66 00:04:29,059 --> 00:04:30,830 Welcome home my child. Welcome! 67 00:04:31,055 --> 00:04:34,821 Aunt's name was Sushila Kumari, but the town knew her as Agony Aunty. 68 00:04:35,092 --> 00:04:38,314 You could go from being the apple of her eyes 69 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:43,786 to the agony of being the thorn in her side, in under 2 seconds! 70 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:46,241 You better set that right! 71 00:04:46,552 --> 00:04:48,074 What's keeping you?! 72 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,786 Aunty, why do you never let me get ready!? 73 00:04:52,048 --> 00:04:54,159 Hema Aunty! 74 00:04:54,571 --> 00:04:57,574 Named after the belle of Bollywood - Hema Malini. 75 00:04:57,759 --> 00:05:00,804 She was convinced she was as pretty. 76 00:05:00,983 --> 00:05:02,365 Hema! Now!!! 77 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:03,416 Coming... 78 00:05:04,732 --> 00:05:06,247 What's the ceremony for? 79 00:05:06,624 --> 00:05:08,004 Didn't he tell you? 80 00:05:08,286 --> 00:05:09,087 Who? 81 00:05:09,521 --> 00:05:11,882 Uncle aka Balakram Tripathi. 82 00:05:12,154 --> 00:05:14,962 He too thought he was hero in his own right. 83 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:19,573 As usual, his sweet tooth has made him forget the main program. 84 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:22,180 How come there's always a fly on your sweets Ramswaroop? 85 00:05:22,325 --> 00:05:23,786 It all adds to the flavour, sir! 86 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:26,619 - You devil, you... - Should I pack a kilo each? 87 00:05:26,644 --> 00:05:29,005 Nope. 3 kilos each. It's Billu's big day today! 88 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,589 Maybe even these flies have a sixth sense... 89 00:05:31,829 --> 00:05:34,182 and knew what misfortune awaited me. 90 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:36,829 - Thread ceremony... - Your initiation. 91 00:05:37,049 --> 00:05:39,488 Welcome to the 1st standard of becoming a priest! 92 00:05:39,768 --> 00:05:41,441 It's a thick mop. It'll take some doing. 93 00:05:41,651 --> 00:05:43,808 - What is this?! - You'll have to be tonsured no? 94 00:05:44,123 --> 00:05:46,020 But I've to go to Aishwarya's birthday party. 95 00:05:46,328 --> 00:05:47,424 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AISHWARYA 96 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:55,069 Billu stop running?! 97 00:05:56,079 --> 00:05:57,601 Get back here or I'll slap you silly! 98 00:05:57,771 --> 00:05:59,388 I don't want to! 99 00:06:03,419 --> 00:06:04,576 Where you off to kiddo? 100 00:06:04,796 --> 00:06:07,309 Dad, can't I be initiated without a tonsure? 101 00:06:07,589 --> 00:06:12,024 The other day Signor Mishra's son Tulsidas tried this same jibber-jabber. 102 00:06:12,219 --> 00:06:15,372 One tight slap from Mishra and hair was gone in five minutes! 103 00:06:15,537 --> 00:06:17,355 This isn't the Mishra household. 104 00:06:17,849 --> 00:06:19,063 We're civilized. 105 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:22,364 If the child has questions we must answer them. 106 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:23,603 Right. 107 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:27,249 Democracy! 108 00:06:29,165 --> 00:06:35,062 Dad's weapon of choice to settle all disputes. Democracy. 109 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:36,896 - Shall we begin? - Yes. 110 00:06:37,245 --> 00:06:39,956 Now the whole family will vote on my ceremony. 111 00:06:40,188 --> 00:06:42,054 Their decision will be final. 112 00:06:56,608 --> 00:06:58,922 The motion brought before Home Parliament today 113 00:06:59,242 --> 00:07:02,038 is if Billu should get tonsured or not? 114 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,967 The results are... 115 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:07,318 in favour of tonsuring... 1... 116 00:07:09,392 --> 00:07:10,362 2... 117 00:07:11,569 --> 00:07:12,351 3... 118 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:13,778 4... 119 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:17,084 5 a total of 6. 120 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:23,974 May you live long little one, 121 00:07:24,369 --> 00:07:27,518 May you bring us fortune little son 122 00:07:27,953 --> 00:07:30,053 This heart is abound with joy, 123 00:07:30,264 --> 00:07:33,224 You're our moon, you're the sun 124 00:07:34,114 --> 00:07:35,191 May you live long little one, 125 00:07:35,441 --> 00:07:37,115 That's when I realized - 126 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:40,391 Life was playing a game of snakes and ladders with me. 127 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:43,849 I was the peg searching for ladders 128 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:46,803 and my family - the snakes pulling me down. 129 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:50,457 Put this on. Brother's already there. 130 00:07:50,618 --> 00:07:53,173 He's said you will perform the rituals with us. 131 00:07:53,498 --> 00:07:56,890 You're a priest now... let the rites begin! 132 00:07:57,083 --> 00:08:00,201 I wasn't going to Aishwarya's party wearing this cap. 133 00:08:00,471 --> 00:08:03,675 I figured I might as well don the loin cloth and go to this ritual ceremony. 134 00:08:04,111 --> 00:08:06,425 Temple flags, flying high 135 00:08:06,678 --> 00:08:08,896 A joy is in the air 136 00:08:09,108 --> 00:08:09,973 Jai-Mata-Di! 137 00:08:10,182 --> 00:08:12,019 Let's go see the lord, 138 00:08:12,197 --> 00:08:14,199 Have no fear or no scare! 139 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:22,069 Brother says, the lord needs to see your heart not your clothes! 140 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,594 Take off your kurta. 141 00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:26,753 Today, on Aishwarya's birthday... 142 00:08:28,039 --> 00:08:30,372 ...we offer this ceremony as wishes. 143 00:08:41,742 --> 00:08:46,128 How would I know Aishwarya's father was so religious 144 00:08:46,503 --> 00:08:49,551 that he's planned a prayer ceremony on his daughter's birthday party?! 145 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:51,717 Who does that man! 146 00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:54,996 I was so embarrassed! 147 00:08:59,311 --> 00:09:01,661 If you have the lord in your heart. 148 00:09:02,116 --> 00:09:07,997 His devotional hymns have the power to make any dream come true. 149 00:09:09,657 --> 00:09:14,074 It became clear to me that only God could help me. 150 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:16,443 Join me in this song to praise the Lord. 151 00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:19,438 He had to rid me of my woes! 152 00:09:19,957 --> 00:09:22,961 My heart was heavy... my mind raced 153 00:09:23,136 --> 00:09:26,458 and suddenly a voice rose from deep within me. 154 00:09:26,742 --> 00:09:30,394 Hear me O Creator 155 00:09:32,396 --> 00:09:36,359 O father in the sky 156 00:09:37,514 --> 00:09:42,432 Lost at sea, I am 157 00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:47,751 the waves are rising high 158 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:53,300 You're my salvation, Lord, 159 00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:58,135 If you be my rudder 160 00:09:59,681 --> 00:10:05,003 if you hold my hand 161 00:10:06,211 --> 00:10:10,196 I could find my way to your land 162 00:10:11,452 --> 00:10:15,477 I could find my way to your land 163 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:19,798 I stand at your door, 164 00:10:19,993 --> 00:10:24,996 Fill my empty cup with your grace 165 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,926 Hear me as I implore, 166 00:10:28,142 --> 00:10:32,733 Turn my dark nights Into shiny days 167 00:10:33,148 --> 00:10:37,138 A mesh of flaws I am, since the day I was born 168 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:41,027 Turn my faults into virtues that I can adorn 169 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:45,227 My soul is stuck in throes 170 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:48,022 Come rid me of my woes 171 00:10:49,507 --> 00:10:56,938 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 172 00:10:57,579 --> 00:11:04,902 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 173 00:11:05,693 --> 00:11:08,968 Where are you... Om, Om, Om, Om. 174 00:11:09,847 --> 00:11:12,886 Where are you... Om, Om, Om, Om. 175 00:11:13,887 --> 00:11:18,587 I call out to you... Om, Om, Om, Om 176 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:28,903 When I opened my eyes I was hoping my life 177 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,898 and my serpent-like family would've changed. 178 00:11:32,199 --> 00:11:36,298 I guess God has a twisted sense of humour. 179 00:11:37,724 --> 00:11:42,643 Your child is a blessing Mr. Tripathi, a blessing! 180 00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:46,637 Aishwarya, touch his feet and take his blessings! 181 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,191 Hey Lord! 182 00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,496 So now you know my back story. 183 00:11:56,777 --> 00:11:59,392 Sing my child... sing. 184 00:12:01,357 --> 00:12:05,636 Since that day I've been singing ever since. 185 00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:08,213 I now have God on speed-dial. 186 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,155 Jai Kanhaiya Lal. 187 00:12:11,892 --> 00:12:16,742 From the ashes of Billu's broken dreams, "Bhajan Kumar" was born. 188 00:12:16,966 --> 00:12:18,769 Greetings to one and all. 189 00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:20,544 Bless us granny. 190 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:24,778 Please keep these kids away from the loudspeakers. 191 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:26,561 Are you ready... 3 Go! 192 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:30,367 Make us wait no more 193 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:34,202 Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door 194 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:42,106 Make us wait no more 195 00:12:42,632 --> 00:12:45,842 Bhajan Kumar knocks at your door 196 00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:47,920 Deliver us from all misgiving 197 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,592 Grant us high thinking 198 00:12:50,042 --> 00:12:53,563 Bless us with simple living 199 00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,616 Your followers all, 200 00:12:55,824 --> 00:12:57,439 pray and bow 201 00:12:57,752 --> 00:12:59,709 They're tweeting "where art thou" 202 00:12:59,884 --> 00:13:02,607 So Come on... Come at last! 203 00:13:02,945 --> 00:13:05,874 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 204 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:09,555 Don't let your devotees get bitter 205 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:13,416 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 206 00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:16,886 Don't let your devotees get bitter 207 00:13:18,017 --> 00:13:19,692 Ease our doubts 208 00:13:19,914 --> 00:13:21,603 and our spirit 209 00:13:21,856 --> 00:13:24,575 This raging mind is aflutter 210 00:13:24,706 --> 00:13:25,461 Praise the Lord! 211 00:13:25,662 --> 00:13:26,807 O Krishna, 212 00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,861 O Krishna, 213 00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:32,489 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 214 00:13:33,136 --> 00:13:36,482 Don't let your devotees get bitter 215 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:38,779 THE PRIDE OF BALRAMPUR BHAJAN KUMAR 216 00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:42,582 I had all the fame and respect I ever prayed for. 217 00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:49,669 My family was still snake-like, but I had become their ladder! 218 00:13:50,065 --> 00:13:52,238 On your feet... Raise your hands. 219 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:53,423 And sing with me! 220 00:13:54,370 --> 00:14:00,875 The end of times are near... we're busy bowing to our phone 221 00:14:01,937 --> 00:14:08,128 Instead of you praying to your image... we're busy clicking our own 222 00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:12,817 I say this phone is the real enemy. Throw it away! 223 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:18,581 The end of times are near... we're busy bowing to our phone 224 00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:27,221 Instead of you praying to your image... we're busy clicking our own 225 00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:31,640 Save us from this world of click bait! 226 00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:33,765 In a digital form, 227 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,710 Why don't you reincarnate? 228 00:14:35,952 --> 00:14:37,817 Redeem us from this disgrace 229 00:14:37,986 --> 00:14:39,630 We seek your sermon 230 00:14:39,782 --> 00:14:41,296 We yearn to see your face 231 00:14:41,476 --> 00:14:43,835 So, come on... Come and Login again 232 00:14:44,074 --> 00:14:45,152 O Krishna, 233 00:14:45,902 --> 00:14:48,510 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 234 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:52,372 Don't let us devotees get bitter 235 00:14:53,443 --> 00:14:56,434 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 236 00:14:57,207 --> 00:15:00,730 Don't let us devotees get bitter 237 00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:07,516 Hear this chorus, hear thy name 238 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:14,355 Can you hear my heart's guitar? 239 00:15:14,731 --> 00:15:19,224 My eyes thirst for a glimpse 240 00:15:19,464 --> 00:15:26,137 Come back - wherever you are! 241 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:29,328 Loud and clear! 242 00:15:29,487 --> 00:15:31,051 I beseech you, my saviour, come 243 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:32,847 To save our souls, come 244 00:15:33,126 --> 00:15:34,648 It's getting dark and lonely, 245 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:36,426 To awaken us, come 246 00:15:36,929 --> 00:15:38,427 To light up our homes, come 247 00:15:38,741 --> 00:15:40,469 to drink from our cups, come 248 00:15:40,758 --> 00:15:42,335 This life is incomplete, 249 00:15:42,556 --> 00:15:44,318 To answer our prayers... come 250 00:15:44,539 --> 00:15:46,239 Come on your chariot, 251 00:15:46,434 --> 00:15:47,805 Come with Radha 252 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:49,719 Bring a friend or two, 253 00:15:50,119 --> 00:15:51,741 We're leaving the door ajar 254 00:15:52,029 --> 00:15:53,679 Bring Hanuman, 255 00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:55,558 Bring Shankar 256 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,509 Bring Lord Rama too 257 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,508 Come without any further ado! 258 00:15:59,854 --> 00:16:03,125 So come on... come on 259 00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:07,294 Come on... Come to us now 260 00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:11,003 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 261 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:14,697 Don't let us devotees get bitter 262 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,490 O Krishna, you gotta join Twitter 263 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:23,142 Don't let us devotees get bitter 264 00:16:27,076 --> 00:16:34,188 My band and I thank the prayer committee for inviting us to this holy gathering. 265 00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:37,351 I hope you all enjoyed this devotional song. 266 00:16:37,607 --> 00:16:41,221 My name is Bhajan Kumar. Follow me on social media. 267 00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:44,364 Brother... selfie. 268 00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,485 - Thank you bro - You're very welcome. 269 00:16:47,643 --> 00:16:48,606 Excuse me. 270 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,688 Bless us Signor Pandit! 271 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,254 Veneration. 272 00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:03,512 While kids my age were busy living it up I was forced to bless those very kids! 273 00:17:03,742 --> 00:17:05,690 I had become the de facto elder brother to the town! 274 00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:10,598 Thankfully my world wasn't only hymns and blessings 275 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,598 I still had a place where I could shed the coat of religiosity, 276 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,672 and just breathe. 277 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:21,511 We could do all the tomfoolery our hearts desired! 278 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,713 Get him Pandit... he's a candle in the wind! 279 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:28,644 Dude, what the hell! 280 00:17:28,925 --> 00:17:31,304 Cut it out. I'm in a bad mood. 281 00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:34,417 What's wrong? You finally saw a mirror? 282 00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:37,856 Tell me the truth Pandit. 283 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:40,209 Am I ugly? 284 00:17:40,909 --> 00:17:44,186 No baby, you look like a young Ranbir Kapoor! 285 00:17:44,717 --> 00:17:48,124 Never stab a broken heart Bengali, it can prick you back! 286 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,122 Dude, what's wrong? 287 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:53,802 I feel like drinking this rat poison and laying my life down at her door. 288 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:57,291 Dude, rat poison's not gonna kill you... try sulfuric acid? 289 00:17:57,498 --> 00:17:58,834 I'll murder you before I kill myself! 290 00:17:58,982 --> 00:18:00,375 Ehi, stop it! Bengali, that's enough. 291 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:03,582 Whose door do you want to die at? What's the matter? 292 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,274 That's a friend that cares. 293 00:18:07,030 --> 00:18:09,485 There's this girl... she lives in Arya Nagar. 294 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:14,078 Some guy picks her up and drops her everyday. 295 00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:17,401 You guys need to do something about it or I'll see you at my funeral! 296 00:18:19,871 --> 00:18:22,073 Dude?! Stop staring... she's going to be your sister-in-law. 297 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,410 - Look, there he is... - Ya, I've got eyes. 298 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,909 Cops! Straight ahead. 299 00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:35,522 - Stop right here. - Ehi! Wait!? 300 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:36,897 Grab the holy cloth. 301 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:39,212 Get in. Take the sweets. 302 00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:43,793 Stop! Stop! 303 00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:44,865 Hail Lord Rama! 304 00:18:47,415 --> 00:18:50,846 The holy cloth and sweets were a master stroke! 305 00:18:53,455 --> 00:18:55,109 He lives the "other" side! 306 00:18:55,346 --> 00:18:58,174 The "other" side was Lakshman Bagh. 307 00:18:58,531 --> 00:19:00,090 An area with a Hindu name 308 00:19:00,262 --> 00:19:05,211 but full of Alis and Mohammeds - a Muslim locality! 309 00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:07,229 I was a little scared 310 00:19:07,954 --> 00:19:10,088 but one look at Sarwesh's long face, 311 00:19:10,268 --> 00:19:11,950 and the fizz of friendship went to my head. 312 00:19:12,126 --> 00:19:15,270 Sarwesh maybe an idiot, but he was our idiot 313 00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:18,441 and we wasn't losing to some lad from the "other" side. 314 00:19:19,062 --> 00:19:19,903 Where to? 315 00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,809 How do we cross the "other" Side? 316 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:23,053 Surgical Strike! 317 00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,514 Ehi... watch out! 318 00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:38,695 Hurry up. 319 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,839 Watch where you're going! 320 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:49,307 Watch out. Go, go, go! 321 00:19:49,906 --> 00:19:51,090 There he is. 322 00:19:57,584 --> 00:19:58,595 - Follow me - Where to? 323 00:19:58,736 --> 00:19:59,371 Let it go man. 324 00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,305 This looks like no man's land... let's teach him a lesson. 325 00:20:01,514 --> 00:20:03,540 Pandit... no. Let it go. 326 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:08,551 - Excuse me sir? - Ya? 327 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:10,836 - I think you dropped this. - What? 328 00:20:11,032 --> 00:20:12,033 Look. 329 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:15,568 Who are you? 330 00:20:16,093 --> 00:20:17,797 - What's your name? - Abdul! 331 00:20:18,027 --> 00:20:20,927 Abdul! You love riding around with girls, don't you? 332 00:20:21,077 --> 00:20:21,982 Do you know who we are? 333 00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:23,072 - No - We know what you're up to. 334 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:25,384 - What? - Stop saying what! 335 00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:27,269 We know who you're eyeing these days 336 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,007 his helmet isn't going to save you from us. 337 00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:29,960 Ya, but who exactly are you? 338 00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:31,149 - We? - We are... 339 00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:32,457 We are the anti-Romeo squad 340 00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:33,745 Anti Romeo? 341 00:20:34,286 --> 00:20:36,327 - Squad! Ya, squad! - Damn right a squad! 342 00:20:36,615 --> 00:20:37,755 Ya, but what do you want? 343 00:20:38,178 --> 00:20:39,593 - We... we? - Er... we want your... 344 00:20:40,061 --> 00:20:41,145 - Social security ID. - What?! Why? 345 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,115 Show me your ID. I'll tell you. 346 00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:43,284 Ya... ya, give it. 347 00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,036 Ok... then let me go. 348 00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:47,494 It's in my bike. I need to get it. 349 00:20:48,273 --> 00:20:51,119 Ok, go and get it. 350 00:20:53,581 --> 00:20:54,729 Why did you ask for his ID? 351 00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:56,634 ID is everything bro! 352 00:20:56,936 --> 00:20:58,402 If we confiscate it, he'll have to do as we say. 353 00:20:58,582 --> 00:20:59,950 It's just an ID dodo, 354 00:21:00,142 --> 00:21:03,419 not some magic lamp that you'll start treating him like a genie! 355 00:21:04,325 --> 00:21:06,480 Ehi! Wait... Ehi! 356 00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:08,324 He's gone. 357 00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:10,498 - We scared him off. - Damn right. 358 00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:12,648 You're a hero my brother. 359 00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:14,976 - The Hero needs more than just words... - what does he need? 360 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:16,998 - Ya, what? - He needs some offerings. 361 00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:18,353 What do you want? 362 00:21:18,823 --> 00:21:21,151 Get me some tea. 363 00:21:21,494 --> 00:21:23,624 One more thing... Next time... ask for the driver's license. 364 00:21:23,942 --> 00:21:25,417 That was fun. 365 00:21:25,943 --> 00:21:30,467 Signor Abdul, looks like you did drop something? 366 00:21:31,817 --> 00:21:33,450 A rattle?! 367 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,605 Heh, that's what I made him do... rattle and hum! 368 00:21:36,835 --> 00:21:37,874 You'll never forget me. 369 00:21:38,084 --> 00:21:40,500 The villain perished... and the hero prevailed. 370 00:21:40,704 --> 00:21:41,603 Excuse me. 371 00:22:04,873 --> 00:22:07,405 Are you from the Anti-Romeo squad? 372 00:22:10,311 --> 00:22:13,452 Er... ya... is there a problem? 373 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:16,315 I have one now. 374 00:22:17,726 --> 00:22:21,401 I was expecting a burly man with a thick moustache 375 00:22:22,776 --> 00:22:23,980 but you're much nicer. 376 00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:26,805 Just trying to be of service. 377 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:33,019 I know I don't look it, but I've only just finished college. 378 00:22:34,373 --> 00:22:37,157 Is it just a one-man squad? 379 00:22:37,336 --> 00:22:41,150 Oh, no, no... I've a few assistants. 380 00:22:41,455 --> 00:22:45,394 But I am in charge. 381 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:46,996 Wow. 382 00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:50,679 I don't quite know how to thank you. 383 00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:52,968 - No thanks required - Shhh... 384 00:22:55,593 --> 00:23:00,108 I know just the way. 385 00:23:02,983 --> 00:23:05,102 Take this you Anti-Romeo idiot! 386 00:23:05,286 --> 00:23:05,845 Ma'am...! 387 00:23:06,054 --> 00:23:07,843 You think you can get away with anything? 388 00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:09,102 But I didn't do anything! 389 00:23:09,292 --> 00:23:10,370 You didn't do anything? 390 00:23:10,542 --> 00:23:11,527 Ma'am I'm from a decent family. I swear! 391 00:23:11,715 --> 00:23:14,030 Is this what they taught you? 392 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:15,127 Please hear me out. Ma'am! 393 00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:16,993 You brainless nincompoop... bloody parasite! 394 00:23:17,317 --> 00:23:18,809 Pandit's getting beaten up. Let's go. 395 00:23:18,987 --> 00:23:19,847 I'm occupied. You go ahead. 396 00:23:19,988 --> 00:23:21,249 What's the matter sister? You can tell me. 397 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,416 - Is he also with you? - Yes, he is. 398 00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,533 - No, I am not. - Get in here! 399 00:23:23,721 --> 00:23:24,930 You jobless idiots. 400 00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:27,752 Can't bear to let anyone else do their work! 401 00:23:27,955 --> 00:23:29,975 Stupid. Fool. 402 00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:32,631 Don't you dare move! 403 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,470 Have tea sister... My eyes, my eyes!!! 404 00:23:44,110 --> 00:23:45,211 Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? 405 00:23:45,456 --> 00:23:47,317 To err is to be human, no sister? 406 00:23:47,879 --> 00:23:50,029 Abdul is the best rattle player in the entire state 407 00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:52,711 and now because of you guys, he's shut his phone and gone missing. 408 00:23:52,934 --> 00:23:55,412 I should post your video on social media. 409 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,046 - No, no, no! Please no. - But who told you about us sister? 410 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,880 Abdul called me right before he switched his phone off. 411 00:24:01,089 --> 00:24:02,612 - What if we... - Shhh... 412 00:24:04,251 --> 00:24:06,256 Hello? Yes aunty? 413 00:24:06,551 --> 00:24:09,091 I'll be there soon. There's no issue 414 00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:13,609 just some monkeys on the road. I had to set them straight. Yes. 415 00:24:15,072 --> 00:24:16,905 Sister, we'll make good your loss. 416 00:24:17,106 --> 00:24:19,896 All 3 of us will fill in for Abdul. Your wish is our command. 417 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:33,943 GOLDY WEDS GURPAL 418 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,287 That was some strong pepper... you grow it yourself? 419 00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:40,488 What do we have to do? 420 00:24:40,832 --> 00:24:43,558 You two... on my cue, get up on stage. 421 00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:44,492 Ok. 422 00:24:44,694 --> 00:24:46,998 Start playing the rattle... chika-chik-chik chika-chik. 423 00:24:47,615 --> 00:24:50,733 You wear what I say, you do as I say. 424 00:24:51,622 --> 00:24:52,840 The show's in 30 minutes. 425 00:24:54,366 --> 00:24:55,097 Show?! 426 00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:57,178 Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. 427 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,935 Every era has its love story. 428 00:25:00,155 --> 00:25:03,252 Laila Majnu, Shirin farhad, Mirza Sahiba 429 00:25:03,615 --> 00:25:07,427 and today we have the Goldie and Gurpal. 430 00:25:07,643 --> 00:25:10,550 Their love story goes from Balrampur to Buckingham. 431 00:25:11,267 --> 00:25:18,154 To tell their tale, I invite a performer par excellence - 432 00:25:18,581 --> 00:25:23,075 The talented Ms. Jasmeet from Jalandhar! 433 00:25:23,642 --> 00:25:24,643 Clap! 434 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:42,328 A happy union, we wish you on this blessed night 435 00:25:42,961 --> 00:25:47,456 As this beautiful bride weds her groom tonight 436 00:25:48,342 --> 00:25:52,595 Trumpets blow with joy, drums bang in delight 437 00:25:53,531 --> 00:25:58,400 Their dreams and destinies are about to take flight 438 00:25:59,564 --> 00:26:04,235 You swerved into me like a kite 439 00:26:04,751 --> 00:26:08,945 Painted my heart with colours bright 440 00:26:09,956 --> 00:26:14,736 Despite the many tantrums you throw, 441 00:26:15,271 --> 00:26:19,493 My eyes stare at you, move in slo-mo 442 00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:22,777 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 443 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:25,206 My Juliet... O Juliet all I do is pray for you 444 00:26:25,611 --> 00:26:28,063 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 445 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,234 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 446 00:26:33,439 --> 00:26:35,862 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 447 00:26:36,069 --> 00:26:38,325 My Juliet... O Juliet All I do is pray for you 448 00:26:38,601 --> 00:26:40,343 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 449 00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:45,511 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 450 00:27:07,064 --> 00:27:09,400 Tell me, what do you do? 451 00:27:09,612 --> 00:27:11,651 All I do is, love you 452 00:27:12,222 --> 00:27:14,543 Looks like you're cuckoo... 453 00:27:14,818 --> 00:27:16,832 So very true 454 00:27:17,458 --> 00:27:19,817 Pick another girl? 455 00:27:20,030 --> 00:27:21,909 There's none like you 456 00:27:22,658 --> 00:27:25,082 You gonna get beat up 457 00:27:25,302 --> 00:27:27,206 Babe, you gotta do you! 458 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:30,253 We gotta be together 459 00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:32,584 What makes you say? 460 00:27:33,082 --> 00:27:35,330 I wanna marry you 461 00:27:35,715 --> 00:27:37,574 To my sandals you may! 462 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,528 You belong to me 463 00:27:40,908 --> 00:27:43,324 In your dreams maybe 464 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,825 Anyone but you, I vow 465 00:27:46,089 --> 00:27:48,392 But that's only for now 466 00:27:49,059 --> 00:27:53,767 You leave me counting stars in the day 467 00:27:54,392 --> 00:27:59,061 Like a dream, on my nights you prey 468 00:27:59,535 --> 00:28:04,538 Despite the many tantrums you throw, 469 00:28:04,734 --> 00:28:09,008 My eyes stare at you, move in slo-mo 470 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:12,386 Stop trying your luck 471 00:28:12,593 --> 00:28:14,995 You ain't that lovestruck 472 00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:16,809 Romeo o Romeo, don't you fret 473 00:28:17,033 --> 00:28:18,560 I ain't your juliet 474 00:28:18,745 --> 00:28:19,917 I ain't no Juliet 475 00:28:20,092 --> 00:28:22,406 Not your Juliet 476 00:28:22,989 --> 00:28:25,419 Juliet o Juliet... I sing to you... 477 00:28:25,645 --> 00:28:28,036 My Juliet... O Juliet All I do is pray for you 478 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,593 Let's sing a duet I'm your Romeo... 479 00:28:30,828 --> 00:28:35,020 You're my Juliet My Juliet... My Juliet 480 00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:50,203 A happy union, we wish you on this blessed night 481 00:28:50,923 --> 00:28:55,224 As this beautiful bride weds her groom tonight 482 00:28:56,095 --> 00:29:00,756 Trumpets blow with joy, drums bang in delight 483 00:29:01,338 --> 00:29:06,053 Their dreams and destinies are about to take flight 484 00:29:13,722 --> 00:29:16,075 What a show! Brilliant. 485 00:29:29,548 --> 00:29:32,061 This money in your pocket doesn't belong to you. 486 00:29:32,261 --> 00:29:33,862 We didn't do this for money. 487 00:29:34,025 --> 00:29:35,423 I always meant to return the money to you. 488 00:29:35,598 --> 00:29:36,715 Don't be stupid. 489 00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:38,960 Your wish is our command. 490 00:29:39,150 --> 00:29:41,138 Don't you dare flirt with me. 491 00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:43,567 It doesn't suit you. 492 00:29:44,504 --> 00:29:48,561 I still haven't forgiven you. You guys aren't done yet. 493 00:29:48,901 --> 00:29:50,725 Just tell us what to do. 494 00:29:51,031 --> 00:29:52,476 Tell us what to do? 495 00:29:53,854 --> 00:29:54,854 Is this the one? 496 00:29:55,236 --> 00:29:56,549 Yes, this is. 497 00:29:56,913 --> 00:29:57,777 Sorry. 498 00:30:05,091 --> 00:30:09,264 Dude, I've heard these muslims... they hunt in packs. 499 00:30:09,544 --> 00:30:12,113 Man, I can't do this... Uh - Allah hu Akbar! 500 00:30:12,286 --> 00:30:13,515 Allah hu Akbar. 501 00:30:13,717 --> 00:30:16,090 Abdul, we made a mistake, please forgive us. 502 00:30:16,290 --> 00:30:18,165 Sister Jasmeet sent us. And here is your payment. 503 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,513 Forgive us my friend! Both Allah and Akbar are forgiving! 504 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:21,537 Please. 505 00:30:21,693 --> 00:30:22,723 Who is it? 506 00:30:23,152 --> 00:30:25,284 It's... the guys who... 507 00:30:25,528 --> 00:30:27,407 We... we're Abdul's friends. 508 00:30:27,623 --> 00:30:28,824 Yes, his friends! Ya. 509 00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:31,120 So friends, it's quite late. See you tomorrow. 510 00:30:31,295 --> 00:30:32,848 Who is it my child? 511 00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:34,855 They're Abdul's buddies, Ma. 512 00:30:35,010 --> 00:30:37,273 So why're they at the door? 513 00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:38,953 Ma, they were just leaving. 514 00:30:39,123 --> 00:30:40,685 You can't leave without a cup of tea son. 515 00:30:40,946 --> 00:30:41,982 Oh no, we can't. 516 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:44,845 You can't leave our home on an empty stomach. 517 00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:47,184 Come on in. Come my child. 518 00:30:48,735 --> 00:30:50,941 So do you guys work with Abdul? 519 00:30:51,232 --> 00:30:53,364 Oh no... we are. 520 00:30:53,546 --> 00:30:55,506 You're Pandit Tripathi's son no? 521 00:30:55,844 --> 00:30:57,430 - You know him? - Er... no. 522 00:30:57,634 --> 00:30:59,978 His dad inaugurates Lord Rama's play at Dussehra. I saw you there. 523 00:31:00,198 --> 00:31:01,584 You guys watch plays about Hindu Gods? 524 00:31:01,759 --> 00:31:03,441 Watch?! My Pintu even acts in it. 525 00:31:03,645 --> 00:31:07,215 He plays the sleeping demon Kumbhkaran. Kinda perfect for him. 526 00:31:09,841 --> 00:31:13,424 Command me O King... who shall I slay in your honour! 527 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,772 Goosebumps! 528 00:31:14,983 --> 00:31:16,478 And then the scene with Lord Rama's brother - 529 00:31:16,646 --> 00:31:19,150 Pintu, that's enough. They know Lord Rama's story. 530 00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,922 You like acting in Rama's play? 531 00:31:22,410 --> 00:31:24,569 - But he won't get to do it this year. - Why?! 532 00:31:24,776 --> 00:31:27,756 Pandit Mishra and his son TD are in-charge of casting now. 533 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,179 and they fired Pintu. 534 00:31:29,419 --> 00:31:31,959 - So how did you guys meet? - Err... Actually we... uh. 535 00:31:32,144 --> 00:31:33,665 Stop grilling them, Ma. 536 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:36,420 I'm just curious. I've never seen them before. 537 00:31:36,672 --> 00:31:38,324 Like that Jasmeet... I've seen her around. 538 00:31:38,493 --> 00:31:40,254 Oh! Jasmeet comes here often? 539 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,497 She did mention it. 540 00:31:42,656 --> 00:31:45,286 This is like a home to her. She's like a sister to them. 541 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,502 That's great! 542 00:31:46,733 --> 00:31:50,634 These dimwits haven't once so much as bought her a decent gift. 543 00:31:50,883 --> 00:31:54,755 No, Abdul bro! That's awful of you. You must buy her something. 544 00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:58,661 For a moment it seemed like we truly were old friends. 545 00:31:58,977 --> 00:32:00,406 Amid all that joking and teasing, 546 00:32:00,595 --> 00:32:03,503 we'd forgotten that only a few hours back. 547 00:32:03,729 --> 00:32:06,429 we were holy warriors of the Anti-Abdul squad. 548 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:09,756 I got the rattle and the money. Don't share that video please. 549 00:32:10,007 --> 00:32:11,007 Thanks man! 550 00:32:11,192 --> 00:32:14,465 They're not all that bad. Ok. Bye. 551 00:32:15,264 --> 00:32:16,308 See you soon Abdul. 552 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:19,831 By the way, if you ever go to a Muslim home again... 553 00:32:20,034 --> 00:32:23,201 Don't say Allah hu Akbar for Hello. It's not a greeting. 554 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:26,147 I knew it! But this Pandit was acting like a know-it-all. 555 00:32:26,371 --> 00:32:27,598 So what's the right thing to say? 556 00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:30,045 - Salam Alaikum. - Alekum. Aley-kum... 557 00:32:30,206 --> 00:32:33,110 It was on the tip of my tongue man, just wouldn't roll off. 558 00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:34,895 What does it mean? 559 00:32:35,075 --> 00:32:38,361 It's a wish for harmony. It means peace be upon you. 560 00:32:38,629 --> 00:32:42,449 Or like they say in Balrampur - Peace out bro! 561 00:32:43,185 --> 00:32:45,222 What Abdul said made sense. 562 00:32:45,909 --> 00:32:47,515 We all were at peace now... 563 00:32:47,748 --> 00:32:49,932 Sarweshwar had Abdul's friendship. 564 00:32:50,182 --> 00:32:52,118 Bhatta had made a new cultural discovery... 565 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:54,050 and I. 566 00:32:54,575 --> 00:32:57,723 I was at peace just to know Jasmeet. 567 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:04,007 So lost was I in her... that I barely noticed night turn into day. 568 00:33:06,461 --> 00:33:07,828 Good morn... uh... Hello. 569 00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:09,658 - Hi... - Hi... 570 00:33:14,614 --> 00:33:17,193 This is not a date. Don't get any ideas. 571 00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:18,872 Oh no. I'm not one of those guys... 572 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,022 Coz you're a wuss? 573 00:33:20,811 --> 00:33:21,412 What? 574 00:33:21,606 --> 00:33:23,796 A wuss? Women scare you, no? 575 00:33:26,718 --> 00:33:30,092 I don't know if this is a date or not 576 00:33:30,665 --> 00:33:35,838 and you may be this bold and beautiful woman, 577 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,737 but you have no business grilling me like this. 578 00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,454 I'm not some nincompoop begging for a job. 579 00:33:39,649 --> 00:33:40,120 I was just... 580 00:33:40,275 --> 00:33:43,061 I am Bhajan Kumar. I sing really well. 581 00:33:44,044 --> 00:33:46,785 If I ever showed up for Talent Show or something, I'd be selected in a minute. 582 00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:48,991 But I respect my dad too much to try out. 583 00:33:49,219 --> 00:33:51,484 You sing well too... I was just happy to meet another artist, 584 00:33:51,629 --> 00:33:53,772 but not at the cost of my dignity! 585 00:33:54,978 --> 00:33:56,542 You're really sensitive dude! 586 00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:01,987 Look, like every proud Punjabi, I have no filters. 587 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,024 We speak from the heart... 588 00:34:04,454 --> 00:34:07,242 and find it very difficult to say sorry. 589 00:34:08,735 --> 00:34:13,581 So consider this coffee an apology? 590 00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:23,003 I respect my parents and women a lot. 591 00:34:23,173 --> 00:34:24,926 If someone else had spoken to me like that... 592 00:34:25,071 --> 00:34:25,863 What would you do? 593 00:34:26,127 --> 00:34:31,260 I'd have put a curse on you... for all eternity. 594 00:34:32,497 --> 00:34:34,842 This date is nothing less than a curse. 595 00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:41,606 My feet were on a scooter... 596 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:44,074 but my head was in the clouds just like Shah Rukh Khan. 597 00:34:49,626 --> 00:34:53,410 Have they lost their bloody minds! 598 00:34:56,634 --> 00:34:58,520 - You finally found time for home? - What's going on? 599 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,262 I won't eat or drink, till this issue is settled. 600 00:35:01,454 --> 00:35:03,358 It's time to fight for your family's honour kiddo. 601 00:35:03,563 --> 00:35:05,952 If you're done gallivanting... do join us. 602 00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:08,288 - Let's go! - Yes. Yes. Let's go. 603 00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:11,336 Is it a volcano or a tsunami? 604 00:35:11,516 --> 00:35:12,671 Early tremors of a big earthquake... 605 00:35:12,835 --> 00:35:13,758 Where's the epicenter? 606 00:35:13,925 --> 00:35:15,984 - Jaiprakash Malpani? - Man... not again! 607 00:35:18,927 --> 00:35:22,747 Signor Malpani's daughter Aishwarya was getting married. 608 00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:27,202 Dad had advised on an auspicious date and time for the wedding. 609 00:35:28,057 --> 00:35:31,201 But the groom's side had challenged Dad's panditry 610 00:35:31,614 --> 00:35:35,337 at the behest of Pandit Mishra. 611 00:35:36,290 --> 00:35:39,809 The result was simple - a clash of the Pandits. 612 00:35:40,583 --> 00:35:42,342 Dad and Mishra were the gladiators... 613 00:35:42,707 --> 00:35:44,450 - Pandit Mishra. - Pandit Tripathi. 614 00:35:44,631 --> 00:35:46,571 I hear you want the wedding date changed. 615 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:48,568 Saturn has changed its position... 616 00:35:50,074 --> 00:35:53,755 we must bind the young couple in matrimony at an earlier date. 617 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:56,311 Unless you have a problem with it. 618 00:35:56,537 --> 00:35:58,098 I don't... 619 00:35:59,818 --> 00:36:00,935 but the malevolent planet. 620 00:36:01,084 --> 00:36:02,886 That's moving into the house of matrimony, will surely do. 621 00:36:03,205 --> 00:36:05,073 - Maybe you missed it? - I didn't. 622 00:36:05,466 --> 00:36:08,571 I've asked the bride to wear a 7 carat gem to ward off the evil. 623 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:10,683 Problem solved! 624 00:36:10,828 --> 00:36:12,248 What about the effect of Mars? 625 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:13,720 For that... I've prescribed 626 00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:15,538 donating 4 cows to the needy 627 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:20,440 and a weekly fast for the bride for the next 4 months. 628 00:36:20,715 --> 00:36:23,284 - What about the lunar obstruction? - Fasts on Monday. 629 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:28,224 A pearl-ring, A pyre ceremony... feasts for 111 priests! 630 00:36:28,794 --> 00:36:29,557 Done. 631 00:36:31,402 --> 00:36:35,487 All of this just so the newly weds can enjoy their honeymoon 632 00:36:35,843 --> 00:36:37,195 in Switzerland, right? 633 00:36:37,903 --> 00:36:40,517 Of course, why else! 634 00:36:40,858 --> 00:36:42,749 It was something else indeed. 635 00:36:42,997 --> 00:36:44,841 It was common knowledge that, 636 00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:48,369 every year Pandit Tripathi took a 2-week pilgrimage, on the 23rd of June. 637 00:36:49,343 --> 00:36:51,374 If the wedding happened before 7th July... 638 00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:53,580 He would have to signorina it. 639 00:36:53,788 --> 00:36:55,546 Which would make Mishra the senior priest... 640 00:36:55,837 --> 00:36:59,837 and make Mishra and son, in charge of the contract for the wedding rites. 641 00:37:00,812 --> 00:37:03,933 Mishra and TD seemed like Demons to us. 642 00:37:04,704 --> 00:37:10,489 Aishwarya and her beau were busy dreaming of Switzerland. 643 00:37:11,693 --> 00:37:15,391 Dad was left with two choices: he could cancel his trip... 644 00:37:15,862 --> 00:37:18,630 or admit that Mishra had trumped him. 645 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:22,697 We couldn't help but accept that dad would lose this battle. 646 00:37:29,171 --> 00:37:31,667 Aishwarya, when you get to Switzerland, 647 00:37:31,867 --> 00:37:35,152 you must observe a fast on Mondays and Tuesdays without a drop of water. 648 00:37:35,436 --> 00:37:39,649 Every evening, after prayers, you must change into a sari 649 00:37:39,911 --> 00:37:43,398 and eat only pure vegetarian food at an Indian restaurant. 650 00:37:43,646 --> 00:37:45,464 Amit, to appease the ancestral deities, 651 00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:50,643 every morning you need to offer water to the sun, at the stroke of dawn. 652 00:37:50,976 --> 00:37:55,950 Preferably at one of the many lakes in Switzerland. 653 00:37:57,027 --> 00:38:02,252 Signor Mishra, the cows will have to be donated in Switzerland too... 654 00:38:02,839 --> 00:38:05,103 because from the 9th of July, Jupiter turns unfavourable. 655 00:38:07,968 --> 00:38:09,289 - Signor Malpani? - Yes sir. 656 00:38:09,470 --> 00:38:11,514 Since you keep traveling there, 657 00:38:12,225 --> 00:38:17,574 please arrange for 4 Swiss cows for the kids to donate. 658 00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:22,043 The couple suddenly saw their honeymoon turn into a pilgrimage! 659 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,730 At this age, 660 00:38:24,856 --> 00:38:26,643 my soul can't rest without my annual pilgrimage. 661 00:38:27,323 --> 00:38:30,382 Advance the wedding and implement all these solutions. 662 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:33,581 If that's what makes you happy... 663 00:38:34,473 --> 00:38:38,866 this ordinary priest won't get in the way. 664 00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:40,825 - Uh... - We'll talk to him son. 665 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,736 I take your leave. Ved, let's go 666 00:38:42,907 --> 00:38:45,505 - Pandit Tripathi... please. - Signor Pandit... Sir... 667 00:38:45,940 --> 00:38:48,382 maybe we're being too hasty with the wedding. 668 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:51,389 Let's stick to our earlier plan. 669 00:38:51,687 --> 00:38:52,873 You finish your pilgrimage. 670 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:54,654 My daughter will wed when you return. 671 00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:56,341 You don't need to so formal. 672 00:38:56,526 --> 00:38:57,951 Signor Mishra please tell them it's ok. 673 00:38:58,275 --> 00:39:00,127 You're my senior Signor Tripathi. 674 00:39:00,351 --> 00:39:02,465 You can do no wrong. 675 00:39:02,802 --> 00:39:05,760 This wedding can't happen without you. 676 00:39:05,941 --> 00:39:07,474 Ok then. 677 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:11,600 Let's organise an evening of devotional songs next fortnight. 678 00:39:12,203 --> 00:39:13,089 I won't be here, 679 00:39:13,293 --> 00:39:16,738 but Vedvyas and Balakram will more than make up for my absence. 680 00:39:19,808 --> 00:39:26,548 Dad was our hero! 681 00:39:27,318 --> 00:39:30,800 In one fell swoop he had established his seniority 682 00:39:31,021 --> 00:39:35,235 and that he was in-charge of the Malpani wedding. 683 00:39:35,563 --> 00:39:37,417 Mishra and TD were left licking their wounds 684 00:39:37,652 --> 00:39:39,264 and the sour grapes they'd been handed... 685 00:39:39,528 --> 00:39:42,588 While the victorious Tripathis strutted out of the Colosseum! 686 00:39:43,154 --> 00:39:45,778 We were all in awe of dad that day. 687 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,987 He was strict, but awesome. 688 00:39:48,505 --> 00:39:51,944 If this family was a car, he was indeed our engine. 689 00:39:52,420 --> 00:39:54,375 My phone will be off till I come back. 690 00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:55,556 Ok brother. 691 00:39:55,733 --> 00:39:58,340 Please refrain from sending those annoying 'good morning' texts. 692 00:39:58,543 --> 00:40:00,586 - He means you. - Shut up. I never send those. 693 00:40:00,742 --> 00:40:01,968 - Balakram. - Yes. 694 00:40:02,153 --> 00:40:03,634 Make sure nothing goes wrong while I'm away. 695 00:40:03,837 --> 00:40:06,689 Have I ever let you down in all these years? 696 00:40:06,899 --> 00:40:08,424 Ya, but the Malpani wedding is close... 697 00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:11,413 and Mishra will definitely try something. 698 00:40:11,614 --> 00:40:13,704 Mishra can't do jack brother. 699 00:40:14,151 --> 00:40:16,793 - Rest assured. I'm here. - How's this? Looks good no? 700 00:40:17,661 --> 00:40:18,914 The color suits you aunty! 701 00:40:19,095 --> 00:40:21,379 Unless you're planning to buy a ticket... please go! 702 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:23,813 He means you... Let's go. Take care brother. 703 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:27,011 Who's luggage is this? Come this way. 704 00:40:27,548 --> 00:40:28,454 Ya, ya. Calm down. 705 00:40:28,638 --> 00:40:31,061 - Billu, his bag is still up there. - Lemme go and put it near him. 706 00:40:40,291 --> 00:40:42,444 I felt like hugging him tight... 707 00:40:43,098 --> 00:40:45,730 but we were both a little shy. 708 00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:50,878 Bye dad. Take care of yourself. 709 00:41:08,146 --> 00:41:10,749 - Hello. - Hello... please sit. 710 00:41:12,411 --> 00:41:14,579 What rites do you need done? 711 00:41:14,856 --> 00:41:16,236 I just finished my rites. 712 00:41:16,399 --> 00:41:16,976 Then? 713 00:41:17,110 --> 00:41:19,902 I wanted to meet Pandit Tripathi, but I heard he's away? 714 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:22,445 Ya, he just left, but you can tell us. 715 00:41:22,620 --> 00:41:25,182 If it's an evening of devotional songs... or prayers we can handle it. 716 00:41:25,346 --> 00:41:28,997 No. I need to hand something over to you. 717 00:41:29,727 --> 00:41:32,175 My father passed away this morning. 718 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,062 He used to live in this town many years ago. 719 00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:40,879 For the last few months, he made me post many letters to this address. 720 00:41:41,873 --> 00:41:43,899 I don't know if you guys got any of them? 721 00:41:44,063 --> 00:41:47,911 People usually just text nowadays... I haven't seen a letter for ages. 722 00:41:48,099 --> 00:41:49,692 What was the letter about? 723 00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,790 He never told me. 724 00:41:52,669 --> 00:41:56,975 But he wanted me to give you this. 725 00:41:57,150 --> 00:41:58,693 Thank you. 726 00:41:59,363 --> 00:42:02,210 - I'll take your leave. - Ok. Thank you. 727 00:42:03,887 --> 00:42:05,564 Would you like some tea? 728 00:42:05,805 --> 00:42:07,787 He must've written at least ten letters. 729 00:42:07,973 --> 00:42:10,328 Just make sure Pandit Tripathi gets this letter. 730 00:42:10,492 --> 00:42:12,571 Of course. Ok. Rest assured. 731 00:42:13,003 --> 00:42:14,164 Greeting. 732 00:42:15,781 --> 00:42:19,441 Read it with some flair... I want to enjoy this snack. 733 00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:23,645 - Greetings, Signor Tripathi... - Greetings to you too. 734 00:42:26,315 --> 00:42:29,551 'I've been writing to you for a while now, but I haven't received a reply. 735 00:42:29,783 --> 00:42:33,163 'If you're reading this, I'm probably not alive anymore. 736 00:42:33,399 --> 00:42:35,910 'For years now I've been troubled by a secret. 737 00:42:36,066 --> 00:42:37,351 'It's important that I confess to you.' 738 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,624 - The spice is just right. - It's good no? 739 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:44,188 'Pandit Tripathi the child born to you on the 7th of December is not your own.' 740 00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:46,335 Hmm? 741 00:42:48,492 --> 00:42:49,778 Ok. Keep reading. 742 00:42:50,059 --> 00:42:52,271 'I was a ward boy at MG hospital 743 00:42:52,435 --> 00:42:55,075 'in-charge of birth and death certificates. 744 00:42:55,520 --> 00:43:02,542 'That night a child's birth certificate was made twice... 745 00:43:02,761 --> 00:43:05,612 'I was paid extra money to alter this child's birth certificate. 746 00:43:05,776 --> 00:43:09,348 'I'd sworn that I will never tell anyone about this. 747 00:43:09,948 --> 00:43:14,839 'But now my end is near and I want at least you, to know this. 748 00:43:15,517 --> 00:43:19,196 'The man who got the certificate changed, 749 00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:22,430 'made me put your name down as the father. 750 00:43:23,126 --> 00:43:24,959 'I couldn't see his face 751 00:43:25,142 --> 00:43:27,168 'because there was no electricity in the hospital that night 752 00:43:27,312 --> 00:43:29,598 'and he'd covered it with a shawl. 753 00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:34,366 'I was in need of money and transferred to Jaunpur within a few months. 754 00:43:34,757 --> 00:43:38,712 'Signor Tripathi, the child you brought home on 7th December... 755 00:43:39,546 --> 00:43:42,246 is a Muslim.' 756 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:52,846 'The certificate was nameless, but I know the child 'parents were Muslims. 757 00:43:54,252 --> 00:43:56,313 'I don't remember their names, 758 00:43:56,566 --> 00:44:03,012 'but I know this because I made their death certificates that same night. 759 00:44:05,002 --> 00:44:08,573 'I hope this secret stays between us. 760 00:44:08,817 --> 00:44:11,857 'May god bless you with peace and prosperity... 761 00:44:12,433 --> 00:44:20,313 'and I hope that the boy you've raised as your own brings you happiness. 762 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:24,850 'I ask for your forgiveness, Jeevan Prasad.' 763 00:44:36,348 --> 00:44:37,584 You see him? 764 00:44:37,984 --> 00:44:39,281 No. 765 00:44:40,114 --> 00:44:42,106 - No one's here. - He's gone. 766 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,930 Ehi, why the long face? 767 00:44:56,674 --> 00:45:00,067 We don't know that guy. What if it's just a prank? 768 00:45:00,255 --> 00:45:01,641 Maybe someone's messing with us? 769 00:45:01,820 --> 00:45:04,437 It's a joke Balak. I mean who writes a letter like that? 770 00:45:04,609 --> 00:45:06,869 - And just... it's nothing. - Yup. It's poppycock. 771 00:45:07,069 --> 00:45:09,392 Uncle, for a minute there I thought he meant me. 772 00:45:09,557 --> 00:45:11,755 If it was you, we would've believed it. 773 00:45:11,958 --> 00:45:15,443 Is that so? Then tell me where did you find me? 774 00:45:15,623 --> 00:45:17,656 - I'll tell you! - I knew I as an outsider! 775 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:25,873 Ehi Bhatta? 776 00:45:28,516 --> 00:45:32,039 Ehi Pandit... Look what Abdul's mom sent? 777 00:45:32,381 --> 00:45:35,037 I just mentioned it once... and she actually made it for me! 778 00:45:35,313 --> 00:45:36,976 You and Abdul are quite thick now, eh? 779 00:45:37,156 --> 00:45:40,392 Sir is learning music from Abdul. 780 00:45:40,615 --> 00:45:42,583 Dude, wants to join Jasmeet's band. 781 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:45,823 I come from a long line of artists dude. 782 00:45:46,039 --> 00:45:47,796 Didn't you call her 'sister' the other day? 783 00:45:47,958 --> 00:45:50,022 Dude, I was scared... I just blurted it out. 784 00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,628 But you know I like her. 785 00:45:52,590 --> 00:45:56,207 Why don't you ask her... who she really likes? 786 00:45:56,566 --> 00:45:59,344 He's a Brahmin, she's a sikh... they can't get together. 787 00:45:59,593 --> 00:46:01,989 Who teaches you this rubbish? 788 00:46:02,507 --> 00:46:04,658 Muslims must eat meat... Brahmins can't marry Sikhs. 789 00:46:04,816 --> 00:46:08,076 Are we the next-gen of India or you wanna continue being cavemen? 790 00:46:10,722 --> 00:46:11,887 You know you're right. 791 00:46:12,058 --> 00:46:14,145 Hold on... are you going to marry Jasmeet? 792 00:46:16,203 --> 00:46:18,598 - If she wants to, then ya. Sure. - And your dad will let you? 793 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:19,860 I'm the one who decides that. 794 00:46:20,016 --> 00:46:22,871 Don't mess with me Pandit. I had dibs on her! 795 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:24,372 What's wrong with you? 796 00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:26,569 You knew I liked her. 797 00:46:26,838 --> 00:46:29,000 You fall for a new girl every other month. 798 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,055 You remember Alka? Didn't he roam lovelorn for her too? 799 00:46:32,391 --> 00:46:34,267 - So, you've already made your move? - What move? 800 00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:36,274 I can tell... I can sense you're up to something. 801 00:46:36,745 --> 00:46:38,165 You've lost your mind... 802 00:46:38,459 --> 00:46:40,279 You've said 'I love you' to her! 803 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:44,069 - What do you care? - You're crossing the line! 804 00:46:44,213 --> 00:46:45,569 When are you going to get 805 00:46:45,717 --> 00:46:49,048 that every girl in Balrampur isn't just waiting for you to fall for her... 806 00:46:49,221 --> 00:46:51,121 and grace her life with your love. 807 00:46:51,314 --> 00:46:53,010 Who she likes is her choice! 808 00:46:53,199 --> 00:46:55,403 So you're Jasmeet's choice? And not me? 809 00:46:55,554 --> 00:46:58,164 I don't know about that. I am in love with her. That's it. 810 00:47:00,927 --> 00:47:04,816 I was waiting for the right moment to share this with my best friends... 811 00:47:04,964 --> 00:47:06,822 but he's turned it all to shit! 812 00:47:08,105 --> 00:47:10,092 Pandit... you cheater! 813 00:47:12,122 --> 00:47:13,284 How dare you touch me?! 814 00:47:13,508 --> 00:47:15,372 I won't spare you. 815 00:47:15,587 --> 00:47:17,840 Careful... Aunt's dessert! 816 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,072 What's wrong with you idiots?! 817 00:47:25,867 --> 00:47:27,621 You've ruined the dessert. 818 00:47:29,114 --> 00:47:32,388 I got that for you! I hope you choke on it, 819 00:47:33,357 --> 00:47:34,520 Ehi... Sarwesh! 820 00:47:39,236 --> 00:47:40,668 Pandit... hand me a clean spoon. 821 00:47:41,011 --> 00:47:42,503 Maybe I can save some of this... 822 00:47:42,718 --> 00:47:44,425 Dude, do I look like a Muslim to you? 823 00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:48,597 - Are you high or something? - I'm not kidding. 824 00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:52,481 What if I tell you I was born a Muslim. 825 00:47:53,066 --> 00:47:55,083 What would you say? 826 00:47:57,779 --> 00:47:58,669 What are you saying man? 827 00:48:30,213 --> 00:48:32,527 Allah hu Akbar... 828 00:48:38,563 --> 00:48:40,812 Allah hu Akbar... 829 00:48:45,912 --> 00:48:47,169 Allah hu Akbar... 830 00:48:48,078 --> 00:48:49,078 Uncle? 831 00:48:49,406 --> 00:48:50,482 You're up? 832 00:48:50,650 --> 00:48:51,915 Were you muttering Allah hu Akbar? 833 00:48:52,083 --> 00:48:54,771 Just trying my luck... 834 00:48:54,947 --> 00:48:58,142 I figured if you said it back, the letter must be true! 835 00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:00,700 Uncle, Allah hu Akbar is not a greeting. 836 00:49:01,309 --> 00:49:02,449 What then? 837 00:49:02,749 --> 00:49:07,903 Aslaam alekum. And then I'd reply walekum-as-salaam. 838 00:49:08,742 --> 00:49:12,943 You always knew this... or it came back to you last night? 839 00:49:17,518 --> 00:49:22,108 First you wake me up... and now you're pulling my leg. 840 00:49:24,057 --> 00:49:27,635 Breakfast is ready. Pure vegetarian! 841 00:49:28,218 --> 00:49:29,649 Stop it, uncle! 842 00:49:33,666 --> 00:49:36,841 Bengali, you didn't stand by me yesterday. 843 00:49:37,021 --> 00:49:38,365 Have you lost your mind? 844 00:49:38,564 --> 00:49:41,620 I may not be a hero like Pandit... but I'm no villain. 845 00:49:42,303 --> 00:49:45,198 But there's only one heroine - Jasmeet. 846 00:49:45,579 --> 00:49:48,368 And as far as I can guess... she likes Pandit. 847 00:49:48,635 --> 00:49:53,369 Stop it man! My ears can't take it... he's betrayed me! 848 00:49:54,381 --> 00:49:58,491 If you knew what a sick joke fate has played on Pandit... 849 00:49:59,031 --> 00:50:01,853 you'd know that what betrayal truly means. 850 00:50:02,546 --> 00:50:04,318 What happened? 851 00:50:41,486 --> 00:50:42,996 What you looking at? 852 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:47,934 You don't look like them bro... 853 00:51:18,887 --> 00:51:20,739 Bro... Brother... wait up. 854 00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,802 - Is this a joke? - We're very sorry brother. 855 00:51:22,952 --> 00:51:24,402 I started this committee for Lord Hanuman. 856 00:51:24,577 --> 00:51:27,057 You're insulting me by getting the likes of him to cut the ribbon. 857 00:51:27,205 --> 00:51:27,987 No, no... it's not like that. 858 00:51:28,139 --> 00:51:29,966 I could whack your face out of shape right now. 859 00:51:30,124 --> 00:51:33,167 Brother you mean the world to us... slap us if you want. 860 00:51:35,055 --> 00:51:38,280 What brings you here Bhajan Kumar? 861 00:51:38,789 --> 00:51:41,963 I was the guest of honour TD... but you swooped in. 862 00:51:42,359 --> 00:51:46,812 Who can refuse the calls of ones devotees? 863 00:51:47,853 --> 00:51:50,701 This isn't everyone's cup of tea. 864 00:51:50,902 --> 00:51:51,984 Are you drunk TD? 865 00:51:52,144 --> 00:51:54,730 You been asking the questions since you got here... 866 00:51:55,134 --> 00:51:56,803 Shall I ask you one? 867 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:03,825 What do you prefer Hail Lord Rama or Allah hu Akbar? 868 00:52:04,317 --> 00:52:05,906 Brother please... 869 00:52:06,845 --> 00:52:09,401 Don't forget where you are. 870 00:52:09,873 --> 00:52:12,306 You're in my hood. 871 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:15,478 I call the shots here. 872 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,252 Put that tail between your legs and scamper. 873 00:52:21,249 --> 00:52:25,738 Brother please... Please let's go from here. 874 00:52:26,527 --> 00:52:30,349 Don't bother. Please come. Please! 875 00:52:30,668 --> 00:52:35,347 - Tulsidas Mishra! - Live long... 876 00:53:08,907 --> 00:53:11,005 Why can't this wait? 877 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:12,916 I've to wake up early in the morning. 878 00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,329 Let Billu come back no? 879 00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:16,750 We don't need him for everything. 880 00:53:31,419 --> 00:53:36,793 Prince Bharat once ruled his kingdom with Rama's sandals on the throne... 881 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:40,706 I call this meeting with brother's sandals bearing witness. 882 00:53:40,879 --> 00:53:42,961 What's the motion, uncle? 883 00:53:44,838 --> 00:53:47,290 Billu can't sing at Signor Malpani's event. 884 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:48,215 Why? 885 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:51,126 Because Malpani has himself asked me. 886 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:55,383 To keep Billu away till we know his religion for sure. 887 00:53:55,615 --> 00:53:57,235 - That's unfair. - Unfair? 888 00:53:57,463 --> 00:53:59,355 You don't get it. 889 00:54:01,558 --> 00:54:06,789 If the groom's side gets a whiff of this, 890 00:54:07,392 --> 00:54:09,804 we could lose the contract for officiating this whole wedding! 891 00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:13,494 - I wish our brother was here... - He isn't. I am. 892 00:54:13,813 --> 00:54:15,359 And I'm doing what he would've done. 893 00:54:17,272 --> 00:54:19,803 Malpani's contracts run our house... 894 00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:22,046 not to mention others who come to us because of him. 895 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:23,493 We can't afford to make an enemy of him... 896 00:54:23,642 --> 00:54:25,364 - But you can make an enemy of me? - No - 897 00:54:25,707 --> 00:54:27,820 Coz I've just been made to feel like one by those outsiders... 898 00:54:28,020 --> 00:54:30,080 and now my own family is thinking about it?! 899 00:54:30,281 --> 00:54:33,512 Balak, can't we bring Billu back into our faith? 900 00:54:33,743 --> 00:54:36,339 Bring me back aunty? When did I ever leave? 901 00:54:36,569 --> 00:54:38,912 Billu, you're not in your senses. 902 00:54:40,539 --> 00:54:43,206 Oh no uncle... I've only come to my senses now! 903 00:54:44,116 --> 00:54:46,279 Dad advised Malpani to host this devotional evening... 904 00:54:46,499 --> 00:54:49,671 if Malpani goes against dad's wishes, 905 00:54:49,845 --> 00:54:51,997 he will have to face the wrath of my father. 906 00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:55,419 And if we lose this contract, before brother comes back... 907 00:54:55,636 --> 00:54:58,074 then I, and only I, will face his wrath. 908 00:54:58,387 --> 00:54:59,880 He has trusted me with this. 909 00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:01,560 Who will sing at this event, if not me?! 910 00:55:01,737 --> 00:55:02,609 Tell me, who will? 911 00:55:02,749 --> 00:55:05,737 Pride suits those who have a leg to stand on... 912 00:55:05,892 --> 00:55:09,941 If I don't sing, this event will be a huge flop... wanna bet?! 913 00:55:10,268 --> 00:55:11,483 What nonsense! 914 00:55:14,082 --> 00:55:15,428 Ok, then go ahead. 915 00:55:15,634 --> 00:55:16,824 - Billu, just sit down. - No, do as you please. 916 00:55:16,988 --> 00:55:17,971 That's what we need to discuss... what to do - 917 00:55:18,118 --> 00:55:19,770 There's no time for discussion anymore 918 00:55:20,478 --> 00:55:21,972 we need a decision. 919 00:55:22,496 --> 00:55:25,066 We do what brother would - 920 00:55:27,211 --> 00:55:29,426 we vote on it. 921 00:55:29,632 --> 00:55:31,132 - Uncle. - One minute. 922 00:55:31,779 --> 00:55:32,913 What kind of decision? 923 00:55:33,153 --> 00:55:34,689 Do we protect the honour of this family... or 924 00:55:34,846 --> 00:55:36,326 Or humiliate Billu?! 925 00:55:36,486 --> 00:55:37,850 Why're you getting so bitter? 926 00:55:38,017 --> 00:55:39,166 The simple fact is... 927 00:55:39,463 --> 00:55:41,606 if we remove you from the program, 928 00:55:41,765 --> 00:55:44,283 maybe we can reason with Malpani 929 00:55:44,590 --> 00:55:46,559 and keep the contract for the rest of the wedding. 930 00:55:46,738 --> 00:55:48,782 Mishra is dying to swoop in on this... 931 00:55:48,965 --> 00:55:51,759 So you want me to be the sacrificial lamb and the butcher? 932 00:55:51,965 --> 00:55:55,587 It's a democracy Billu... stop being an anti-national! 933 00:55:56,817 --> 00:55:58,735 Uncle was speaking Dad's language... 934 00:55:58,892 --> 00:56:03,689 but that didn't mean he could turn into my father. 935 00:56:06,457 --> 00:56:11,557 Democracy in our family was about voting for what dad liked, 936 00:56:12,096 --> 00:56:14,546 so we could be in his good books. 937 00:56:16,066 --> 00:56:19,721 But Dad wasn't here today 938 00:56:20,602 --> 00:56:25,151 our family's democratic fabric. 939 00:56:27,058 --> 00:56:29,675 The motion before Home Parliament was... 940 00:56:30,484 --> 00:56:34,198 whether Brother Billu will sing at the devotional event. 941 00:56:36,216 --> 00:56:38,350 The results are in... 942 00:56:39,915 --> 00:56:46,823 5 votes against and 1, for. 943 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,495 Of course he voted for himself. 944 00:56:50,695 --> 00:56:52,477 I voted for him, uncle. 945 00:56:54,909 --> 00:56:58,510 I didn't vote to just be omitted from the event... 946 00:56:59,589 --> 00:57:01,605 I think I should be left out of this family too. 947 00:57:01,805 --> 00:57:05,626 - Don't say that bro. - Wait... what did you just say? 948 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,784 You heard me right. 949 00:57:10,096 --> 00:57:12,877 - Are you threatening us? - No. I'm acting on it. 950 00:57:13,514 --> 00:57:14,397 What're you going to do? 951 00:57:14,573 --> 00:57:18,477 Found a new home or have you found your 'own' people? 952 00:57:21,355 --> 00:57:24,069 This! I knew there's some darkness lurking in your heart! 953 00:57:24,209 --> 00:57:24,845 Billu... Billu... Billu 954 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:27,032 Why don't you just admit that letter affected you the most! 955 00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:29,507 - That's no way to talk to him... - We're your family Billu 956 00:57:29,798 --> 00:57:31,728 A darkness... in my heart? 957 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,664 Balak. 958 00:57:40,641 --> 00:57:42,418 A darkness... in my heart? 959 00:57:42,913 --> 00:57:48,466 For twelve years I slept hugging you close to my heart. 960 00:57:50,209 --> 00:57:52,660 I danced for you like a clown 961 00:57:52,931 --> 00:57:57,358 just so that there was never a tear in your eyes. 962 00:57:58,011 --> 00:57:59,794 So you were happy. 963 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:03,248 And you think there's a darkness in my heart? 964 00:58:04,576 --> 00:58:06,873 Then how did it all change uncle? 965 00:58:07,871 --> 00:58:10,831 Why are you treating me differently since yesterday?! 966 00:58:11,338 --> 00:58:14,064 Till yesterday, I was your nephew... but now I'm some Muslim kid? 967 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,511 Even I'm so confused... I don't know how to think about this. 968 00:58:18,725 --> 00:58:21,365 My faith is still what you've taught me uncle... 969 00:58:21,792 --> 00:58:24,583 but just because Malpani has a problem, you want to throw me out?! 970 00:58:24,773 --> 00:58:25,811 We haven't thrown you anywhere. 971 00:58:26,011 --> 00:58:27,787 Why should I stay in this house when no one cares about me?! 972 00:58:28,014 --> 00:58:29,443 Billu... listen - listen to me. 973 00:58:29,657 --> 00:58:32,803 You know I'm right aunty. 974 00:58:35,405 --> 00:58:40,263 I have been a big part of bringing honor and glory to this family. 975 00:58:41,729 --> 00:58:43,256 People known me as Bhajan Kumar. 976 00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:46,533 I don't care if Malpani doesn't want me... 977 00:58:46,955 --> 00:58:48,406 I have many fans who still love me. 978 00:58:48,843 --> 00:58:51,907 Till I don't see that same love in all of your hearts, 979 00:58:52,222 --> 00:58:53,496 I won't set foot in this house. 980 00:58:53,699 --> 00:58:55,311 Stop Billu... or I'll slap you silly. Come back - 981 00:58:55,567 --> 00:58:56,857 Slap me aunty, slap me! 982 00:58:57,165 --> 00:59:00,245 Gunja, Rampyaari, all of you should! 983 00:59:00,474 --> 00:59:02,610 Ehi Shukla... Gopal - get the whole neighborhood to slap me, 984 00:59:02,874 --> 00:59:04,172 But do it right now... 985 00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:05,866 Coz I won't be here tomorrow. I am leaving. 986 00:59:06,121 --> 00:59:06,706 Billu. 987 00:59:06,906 --> 00:59:08,660 - What are you doing? - Hema! 988 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,097 Who's making such a ruckus at Pandit Tripathi's house? 989 00:59:12,887 --> 00:59:15,027 - Why is Billu shouting? - Come, let's see. 990 00:59:17,726 --> 00:59:22,365 Our boy has turned into a man... we must respect his decision. 991 00:59:25,470 --> 00:59:27,436 Here's some money... 992 00:59:29,250 --> 00:59:30,237 Balak. 993 01:00:00,919 --> 01:00:06,660 If anyone else has a problem, they can join that thankless boy! 994 01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:44,164 - Yes Pandit? - Where're the keys? 995 01:00:44,472 --> 01:00:45,589 What do you need them for? 996 01:00:45,805 --> 01:00:47,772 Can you stop asking me questions and just tell me? 997 01:00:47,932 --> 01:00:49,886 Sarweshwar has them. 998 01:00:50,226 --> 01:00:51,304 I am not asking him. 999 01:00:51,508 --> 01:00:53,607 Man just call him -how long wi- 1000 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:00,959 What you're doing is wrong. 1001 01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:03,516 Everything is fair in love and war. 1002 01:01:06,505 --> 01:01:07,376 This game is mine... 1003 01:01:07,578 --> 01:01:09,298 Not if it's upto me. 1004 01:01:09,841 --> 01:01:11,785 Dude what are you doing?! 1005 01:01:12,175 --> 01:01:14,726 - You hit it too hard - Set it up again... 1006 01:01:16,370 --> 01:01:18,312 Drat! Hey, isn't that Pandit?! 1007 01:01:18,996 --> 01:01:22,519 Pandit, don't you want to teach me math today? 1008 01:01:22,965 --> 01:01:25,569 Another reason why these guys were angry with me, was because once I... 1009 01:01:26,233 --> 01:01:27,298 How many was that? 1010 01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:28,521 25... 1011 01:01:28,746 --> 01:01:30,016 Oh no, no bro... that's just 1. 1012 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,611 We live for a moment 1013 01:01:33,449 --> 01:01:35,347 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6 1014 01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:40,705 Oh, oh... look at him twirl! 1015 01:01:43,526 --> 01:01:46,782 I wanted to tell him that I'm a Muslim not a Pandit 1016 01:01:47,175 --> 01:01:49,544 but he was in no mood to chat. 1017 01:01:49,703 --> 01:01:51,613 Don't let him go! 1018 01:01:51,904 --> 01:01:53,491 Get him. Stop! 1019 01:01:53,856 --> 01:01:56,025 Let's go, let's go. 1020 01:01:57,986 --> 01:01:58,983 Go, go, go! 1021 01:02:02,090 --> 01:02:03,295 There he is. 1022 01:02:05,329 --> 01:02:06,322 Reverse man! 1023 01:02:37,561 --> 01:02:38,603 Stop! 1024 01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:42,796 Damn you guys... 1025 01:02:43,147 --> 01:02:44,255 - We're leaving... We cool. - Off you go. 1026 01:02:44,601 --> 01:02:46,759 - Scoot... or I'll break your legs! - We're leaving. 1027 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,911 - Off you go. - Don't let me see you here again. 1028 01:02:49,968 --> 01:02:51,009 Let's go. 1029 01:02:53,739 --> 01:02:57,166 I'm so glad we spotted you back there Pandit! 1030 01:02:58,077 --> 01:03:02,285 I... I... this morning... at Lord Hanuman's event 1031 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,810 then at home. 1032 01:03:05,287 --> 01:03:08,801 They... they said I'm not their blood... 1033 01:03:10,157 --> 01:03:13,164 so I've become a stranger to them now. 1034 01:03:37,777 --> 01:03:39,283 Hey Abdul... Abdul wake up. 1035 01:03:39,508 --> 01:03:40,730 Uh... what is it? 1036 01:03:41,125 --> 01:03:43,088 Time for your namaaz, no? 1037 01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:46,516 - Not today. - How come? 1038 01:03:46,807 --> 01:03:48,363 I only go on Fridays. 1039 01:03:48,742 --> 01:03:50,040 Why only Fridays? 1040 01:03:50,276 --> 01:03:52,824 You also only go to the temple on Tuesday. 1041 01:03:56,873 --> 01:03:58,663 - Hey Pintu! - Ya. 1042 01:03:59,617 --> 01:04:00,939 Here. Give him some tea. 1043 01:04:01,194 --> 01:04:03,479 Let him sleep Ma. He's quite upset. 1044 01:04:03,694 --> 01:04:05,253 I felt really bad for him. 1045 01:04:05,476 --> 01:04:07,323 We couldn't even give him a proper bed to sleep on. 1046 01:04:07,778 --> 01:04:10,151 I'll figure something out. Lemme ask him how long he needs to stay. 1047 01:04:10,348 --> 01:04:11,901 No, no! Don't ask him. 1048 01:04:12,197 --> 01:04:15,473 He's already quite sad... let him stay as long as he wants to. 1049 01:04:15,796 --> 01:04:19,105 I wish my family saw how well they treated me... 1050 01:04:19,330 --> 01:04:21,327 You shouldn't have let him leave this way. 1051 01:04:21,592 --> 01:04:23,053 I should've slapped him silly... 1052 01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:25,983 - Where will he live? - Not like he cared to tell me. 1053 01:04:26,171 --> 01:04:27,233 You're the one he fought with Balak. 1054 01:04:27,434 --> 01:04:29,326 I only did what Brother would've done. 1055 01:04:34,961 --> 01:04:37,631 It's a text from Billu... on the family group. 1056 01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:40,042 Tell me him to come right home! 1057 01:04:40,721 --> 01:04:43,031 - He's not coming. - Why? What? 1058 01:04:44,072 --> 01:04:46,888 He's asked us to come. 1059 01:04:48,526 --> 01:04:51,166 - Don't move your hand. - It's already straight. 1060 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,152 Where is he? 1061 01:04:54,404 --> 01:04:56,127 God knows if he ate... or even slept? 1062 01:04:56,347 --> 01:04:57,904 Of all the places, he had to call us here. 1063 01:04:58,271 --> 01:04:59,548 - Aunty! - Hello... Hello. 1064 01:04:59,796 --> 01:05:01,232 He must have his reasons. 1065 01:05:01,573 --> 01:05:04,416 Please try and say something other than I'll slap you silly! 1066 01:05:04,608 --> 01:05:05,174 Gunja. 1067 01:05:05,381 --> 01:05:07,668 I'm just saying hear him out... patiently. 1068 01:05:08,115 --> 01:05:09,065 Aunty. 1069 01:05:45,215 --> 01:05:47,685 - Namaste. - Salaam Alekum. 1070 01:05:49,889 --> 01:05:52,214 Looks like you've even dyed your soul green... 1071 01:05:52,423 --> 01:05:54,198 My soul only ever sang the lord's tune. 1072 01:05:54,509 --> 01:05:56,580 Just because I'm wearing green, you've begun seeing red? 1073 01:05:56,814 --> 01:05:58,288 You want to fight or make peace? 1074 01:05:58,553 --> 01:06:02,319 I want to tell you... that this is who I am now on. 1075 01:06:02,625 --> 01:06:04,304 Then why'd you call us all the way here? 1076 01:06:04,501 --> 01:06:06,618 I couldn't come there after you threw me out. 1077 01:06:06,844 --> 01:06:09,387 Mishra is circling the contract like a vulture. 1078 01:06:09,629 --> 01:06:12,701 Everyone knows what Mishra is like. 1079 01:06:13,826 --> 01:06:17,586 But I was your own... or has that changed too? 1080 01:06:18,638 --> 01:06:22,175 We are Hindu priests. 1081 01:06:22,893 --> 01:06:25,331 It's our identity and our dignity. 1082 01:06:25,636 --> 01:06:27,285 I can't put them both at risk. 1083 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:30,818 So now I'm a risk to you, because I've suddenly become a Muslim? 1084 01:06:31,067 --> 01:06:32,493 Abdul, bro, did you know I'm a risk? A danger! 1085 01:06:32,725 --> 01:06:35,352 - This is not about you Billu... - It is only about me Gunja. 1086 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:39,222 This is all I want to say to you. 1087 01:06:40,255 --> 01:06:42,868 You don't care who I was till yesterday. 1088 01:06:43,709 --> 01:06:45,276 About my devotional songs 1089 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:50,232 my love for Lord Rama's idols... for Lord Hanuman. Why? 1090 01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:52,704 Because you think I'm different now. 1091 01:06:54,074 --> 01:07:01,178 You may think being born an 'Muslim' is my flaw...but I won't do it. 1092 01:07:02,023 --> 01:07:04,050 It's like I've just woken up. 1093 01:07:04,456 --> 01:07:05,609 Why should I fear? 1094 01:07:06,210 --> 01:07:08,694 And I swear on you all... I'm going to become so Muslim... 1095 01:07:08,889 --> 01:07:12,355 the whole world will admire what a Muslim, Vedvyas turned into! 1096 01:07:13,653 --> 01:07:20,002 Maybe I'll have to change my name... I'll add a Hussain or a... 1097 01:07:20,185 --> 01:07:21,665 - Rizvi? - Ya, Rizvi... After all. 1098 01:07:21,902 --> 01:07:23,493 The second name matters here. 1099 01:07:23,705 --> 01:07:27,735 I'll get a new one... but this is it! 1100 01:07:32,609 --> 01:07:37,250 I'm done. Walekum Assalam... and Khuda Haafiz. Let's go. 1101 01:07:37,502 --> 01:07:39,282 - My child. - Brother Billu! 1102 01:07:43,819 --> 01:07:46,075 Let's go from here now. 1103 01:07:48,473 --> 01:07:50,305 What're you thinking about? 1104 01:07:52,190 --> 01:07:54,816 What will I tell Brother? 1105 01:08:00,767 --> 01:08:02,410 What's the matter? 1106 01:08:03,468 --> 01:08:05,336 I'm feeling restless. 1107 01:08:06,884 --> 01:08:08,558 My mind's anxious... 1108 01:08:08,818 --> 01:08:13,501 This is why we come here... to calm the mind. To control it. 1109 01:08:18,589 --> 01:08:19,604 True. 1110 01:08:39,183 --> 01:08:40,747 Bro, you have to teach me. 1111 01:08:40,956 --> 01:08:42,442 - What? - How to be an 'Muslim'. 1112 01:08:42,765 --> 01:08:44,427 So I'll just watch you and copy you. 1113 01:08:44,737 --> 01:08:46,800 I'm not much for theory... I am better at practical's! 1114 01:08:47,046 --> 01:08:48,591 What are you studying? 1115 01:08:49,131 --> 01:08:50,970 Food, dress and language. 1116 01:08:51,198 --> 01:08:52,979 These are the main differences between Hindus and Muslims. 1117 01:08:53,255 --> 01:08:56,720 My clothes are on point. I'm already learning the language. 1118 01:08:57,064 --> 01:08:59,345 Now show me how you guys eat! 1119 01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,643 - Dude, what are you doing? - What's the matter? 1120 01:09:13,037 --> 01:09:15,185 - You're eating like a Hindu. - Ya, so? 1121 01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:18,653 - Stop trying to fool me. - I don't have to try. 1122 01:09:19,282 --> 01:09:22,155 Just eat. We've ordered vegetarian for you. 1123 01:09:26,305 --> 01:09:29,151 That's what I mean! He's eating with his left hand! 1124 01:09:29,439 --> 01:09:30,845 Coz he's left-handed! 1125 01:09:31,147 --> 01:09:32,983 It has nothing to do with being a muslim. 1126 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,517 May god help you find your way my child. 1127 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:46,899 I said a silent prayer to Newton uncle and started my experiment. 1128 01:09:47,710 --> 01:09:49,865 Becoming a Muslim was easy 1129 01:09:50,136 --> 01:09:54,745 but I had no clue what comes after! 1130 01:09:55,347 --> 01:09:56,908 The sweets here will knock your socks off. 1131 01:09:57,085 --> 01:09:57,615 Is it?! 1132 01:09:57,830 --> 01:10:00,033 - We should bring Pintu here. - Totally. 1133 01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:10,984 A 2 kilo of your milk cakes. 1134 01:10:11,585 --> 01:10:12,742 A kilo?! 1135 01:10:15,558 --> 01:10:20,841 I don't need charity. I can pay for my own food. 1136 01:10:27,270 --> 01:10:28,917 Peace be on you. 1137 01:10:30,649 --> 01:10:31,679 Namaste. 1138 01:10:32,195 --> 01:10:36,950 Why're you in such a hurry to speak and sound like a muslim? 1139 01:10:37,207 --> 01:10:39,330 I just got thrown off by my uncle. 1140 01:10:39,522 --> 01:10:40,704 - You barely got it right. - Why? 1141 01:10:40,938 --> 01:10:44,151 It's peace be upon you... not 'on' you. 1142 01:10:44,724 --> 01:10:47,951 And you stop being so nice to my uncle or he'll turn you into a Tripathi. 1143 01:10:48,193 --> 01:10:49,911 Can we eat the milk cakes now? 1144 01:11:10,039 --> 01:11:10,965 Hi. 1145 01:11:15,681 --> 01:11:16,246 What's up? 1146 01:11:16,481 --> 01:11:18,683 Dad would've read my horoscope. 1147 01:11:20,419 --> 01:11:22,521 He would've known these things will happen to me. 1148 01:11:22,807 --> 01:11:24,144 Have faith in yourself. 1149 01:11:24,988 --> 01:11:27,844 We make our own destiny. That's what my dad says. 1150 01:11:28,007 --> 01:11:32,521 These dads are all like Newton uncle. 1151 01:11:34,316 --> 01:11:36,616 They make all these wonderful rules - 1152 01:11:36,815 --> 01:11:39,692 Never lie. Be honest. The truth always prevails. etc. 1153 01:11:40,888 --> 01:11:42,913 But the moment you act on them, life screws you over. 1154 01:11:43,241 --> 01:11:44,358 You need to relax. 1155 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:46,507 To tell you the truth... I can't believe... 1156 01:11:46,755 --> 01:11:50,683 I... I'm not able to digest the fact that I am Muslim. 1157 01:11:51,377 --> 01:11:54,157 I always thought of them as the 'other'... 1158 01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:57,050 but like a twisted game of snakes and ladders, 1159 01:11:57,230 --> 01:11:58,586 fate has made me this other. 1160 01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:02,809 And now I'm so confused that I'm relying on other people 1161 01:12:03,126 --> 01:12:05,354 to tell me how I should feel about this! 1162 01:12:06,201 --> 01:12:08,027 The ones I thought were my family... 1163 01:12:08,262 --> 01:12:10,373 they don't even want to see my face. 1164 01:12:11,239 --> 01:12:12,560 And the ones I was dead against, 1165 01:12:12,746 --> 01:12:14,253 are making sure I don't sleep on an empty stomach. 1166 01:12:14,464 --> 01:12:19,353 I... I'm so ashamed of myself. 1167 01:12:20,704 --> 01:12:24,439 I don't know what to say... or do... or think! 1168 01:12:44,322 --> 01:12:51,347 Sometimes it helps to feel, rather than think. 1169 01:13:15,340 --> 01:13:17,775 How did that feel to you? 1170 01:13:18,663 --> 01:13:19,936 Meaning? 1171 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:26,336 Did it feel like a Hindu kiss or a Musl- 1172 01:13:29,594 --> 01:13:33,746 Felt like an Indian kiss. Only Indians can kiss that awkwardly! 1173 01:13:34,011 --> 01:13:37,929 I'll learn with practice. 1174 01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:49,772 TAJ MAHAL STUDIO 1175 01:13:50,089 --> 01:13:51,972 No worries Mr. Mishra. 1176 01:13:52,297 --> 01:13:55,490 Just tell me what do you want Pandit clad in? 1177 01:13:55,795 --> 01:13:58,793 Headgear. So he doesn't look like a Hindu. 1178 01:13:59,136 --> 01:14:02,291 Sure. This is a little rustic... and this one - 1179 01:14:02,526 --> 01:14:05,163 Dude... This isn't a do-over. 1180 01:14:05,815 --> 01:14:07,392 I need him looking like a Muslim! 1181 01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:08,974 That... the Muslim skull cap. 1182 01:14:11,381 --> 01:14:15,702 Oh! Good job! 1183 01:14:27,535 --> 01:14:30,754 PANDIT SON OR... 1184 01:14:41,008 --> 01:14:43,030 Sent... Forward... All.. 1185 01:14:55,707 --> 01:14:58,072 Hey look... there she goes... "his" sister. 1186 01:14:58,352 --> 01:14:59,228 What'd you say? 1187 01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:02,615 I dare you to say it again... how can she say that?! 1188 01:15:02,918 --> 01:15:04,934 - Get lost. go. - I'll wreck your face! 1189 01:15:15,205 --> 01:15:18,155 Balakram, just because we've gotten the contract for this wedding 1190 01:15:18,685 --> 01:15:22,214 doesn't mean we can't leave you a rite or two to perform. 1191 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:54,718 My devotional songs never went viral like this. 1192 01:15:56,009 --> 01:15:59,134 Lies are just so much more fun to share. 1193 01:16:01,472 --> 01:16:02,496 That's enough. 1194 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,951 They must've lost the wedding contract. No? 1195 01:16:06,884 --> 01:16:10,563 After all this no one will ever give Dad any work again. 1196 01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:15,380 Shravan Kumar moved heaven and earth to make his parents happy... 1197 01:16:15,749 --> 01:16:21,396 and then there's me! In one move I've alienated my family... 1198 01:16:22,845 --> 01:16:25,445 ...and destroyed their honor... 1199 01:16:27,896 --> 01:16:33,600 and their future. What a dutiful son I am! 1200 01:16:33,992 --> 01:16:35,062 Stop talking like that Billu! 1201 01:16:35,247 --> 01:16:37,894 I still can't understand... who's wrong here? 1202 01:16:39,729 --> 01:16:41,378 Is it me? Is it Uncle? Or is just my fate? 1203 01:16:41,605 --> 01:16:43,449 It's gotta be someone because... 1204 01:16:44,166 --> 01:16:47,327 I've never felt more wrong! 1205 01:16:48,903 --> 01:16:52,138 They're using me as a sword to cut my own family down. 1206 01:16:52,479 --> 01:16:54,602 I can't let that happen. 1207 01:16:55,118 --> 01:16:58,116 But who's gonna listen to you right now Pandit? 1208 01:16:58,369 --> 01:16:59,762 The time isn't right. 1209 01:17:00,066 --> 01:17:01,434 No. 1210 01:17:03,221 --> 01:17:07,620 The only thing that can save them from humiliation is if, 1211 01:17:08,641 --> 01:17:12,016 like everyone else... they too disown me. 1212 01:17:12,911 --> 01:17:15,542 They need to be baying for my blood. 1213 01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:21,198 It's best for them if they break all ties with me. 1214 01:17:22,822 --> 01:17:25,733 And for that... I have to die. 1215 01:17:26,004 --> 01:17:27,723 - What? - What're you saying? 1216 01:17:28,508 --> 01:17:35,957 Pandit Siyaram Tripathi's son is a muslim a rumor today, 1217 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:41,147 tomorrow it will become a reality. 1218 01:17:42,605 --> 01:17:48,126 His name, his destiny and his religion will all change. 1219 01:17:50,267 --> 01:17:52,417 People only suspect it right now... 1220 01:17:53,070 --> 01:18:03,053 but come tomorrow I'll convert to Islam and become a Muslim. 1221 01:18:31,067 --> 01:18:34,107 This is not right my child. Just think about it. 1222 01:18:34,372 --> 01:18:36,388 What you are about to do is absolutely wrong. 1223 01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:39,269 And we can't support you in this. 1224 01:18:40,617 --> 01:18:42,424 Listen to me. 1225 01:18:43,012 --> 01:18:45,496 I know Pandit Tripathi for decades now. 1226 01:18:45,829 --> 01:18:48,087 How can I convert his son to Islam? 1227 01:18:48,339 --> 01:18:49,700 He's the one who wants it Papa. 1228 01:18:49,895 --> 01:18:52,417 If you were to do such a thing... wouldn't he call me? 1229 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,822 - Your holiness - Yes? 1230 01:18:55,302 --> 01:18:56,952 Bhajan Kumar is headed this way. 1231 01:19:24,205 --> 01:19:26,177 BALRAMPUR 1232 01:19:35,025 --> 01:19:36,745 PANDIT SON OR... 1233 01:21:09,874 --> 01:21:10,858 Father. 1234 01:21:25,633 --> 01:21:26,776 May God bless you. 1235 01:21:29,447 --> 01:21:31,036 Where you off to kiddo? 1236 01:22:02,325 --> 01:22:03,094 Pandit Tripathi. 1237 01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:05,820 Greeting. 1238 01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:10,758 Why did you bother coming all this way? 1239 01:22:11,002 --> 01:22:14,659 The pauper always has to Signor Malpani. 1240 01:22:14,901 --> 01:22:16,991 why would the Prince leave his palace? 1241 01:22:17,267 --> 01:22:18,555 Don't embarrass me. 1242 01:22:18,768 --> 01:22:20,770 It's my family that has been embarrassed. 1243 01:22:21,385 --> 01:22:23,031 I know who's doing it. 1244 01:22:23,296 --> 01:22:25,904 Greetings, Pandit Tripathi. 1245 01:22:27,549 --> 01:22:29,066 When did you return? 1246 01:22:31,284 --> 01:22:32,484 How're you Balak? 1247 01:22:32,905 --> 01:22:36,371 We truly missed you sir... 1248 01:22:36,689 --> 01:22:38,392 So, my son is Muslim? 1249 01:22:39,102 --> 01:22:42,684 Apparently he roams around wearing a skull cap. You knew about this? 1250 01:22:42,951 --> 01:22:45,084 I... er... read it on... what's that? 1251 01:22:45,257 --> 01:22:47,159 - Social Media. - On social media... 1252 01:22:47,384 --> 01:22:48,936 Any idea who started this rumour? 1253 01:22:49,176 --> 01:22:50,242 Uncle... 1254 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,650 actually, we've been really busy with our own work. Isn't it dad? 1255 01:22:52,905 --> 01:22:53,415 True. 1256 01:22:53,629 --> 01:22:55,747 We barely noticed this news. 1257 01:22:57,785 --> 01:23:01,355 I don't care that about these allegations on my family... 1258 01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:04,724 what saddens me is that no one stood up for them. 1259 01:23:04,962 --> 01:23:09,471 A doubt had crept into all our hearts Signor Tripathi. 1260 01:23:16,858 --> 01:23:18,695 This is my son. 1261 01:23:20,008 --> 01:23:22,905 His name is Vedvyas Tripathi. 1262 01:23:24,748 --> 01:23:27,261 His lineage... his values, 1263 01:23:27,792 --> 01:23:31,938 his upbringing and his father will never change. 1264 01:23:44,530 --> 01:23:49,008 My mind and body are disturbed. I must take your leave. 1265 01:23:49,277 --> 01:23:49,674 Sir... 1266 01:23:49,884 --> 01:23:55,980 Tomorrow is an auspicious day to start the ceremonies for the wedding. 1267 01:23:56,391 --> 01:23:59,629 We'll start with a special ritual pyre for the couple's good health. 1268 01:23:59,863 --> 01:24:02,558 We can have Billu's concert right after that... 1269 01:24:02,799 --> 01:24:03,615 For sure... 1270 01:24:03,855 --> 01:24:05,006 Pandit Tripathi. 1271 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,931 That was so moving Pandit Tripathi. 1272 01:24:13,734 --> 01:24:18,000 You've come just in the nick of time and relieved us all. 1273 01:24:19,266 --> 01:24:21,016 Bravo. 1274 01:24:21,871 --> 01:24:26,474 But doubt is a cruel mistress sir... and only a test can put it to rest. 1275 01:24:27,361 --> 01:24:30,647 I would request you to allay these doubts as soon as possible. 1276 01:24:31,148 --> 01:24:33,311 So you want me to throw my son into the fire? 1277 01:24:33,701 --> 01:24:36,979 We want you to slap these doubters 1278 01:24:37,190 --> 01:24:41,081 and naysayers with the truth so hard 1279 01:24:43,308 --> 01:24:46,382 that they wouldn't dare raise a finger on you again! 1280 01:24:46,719 --> 01:24:48,728 How do we do that Signor Mishra? 1281 01:24:48,948 --> 01:24:51,055 It's simple... a blood test. 1282 01:24:51,339 --> 01:24:53,288 A father and son can have different blood groups. 1283 01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:58,489 I know. But their DNA is always the same. 1284 01:24:58,998 --> 01:25:03,495 I know he's your son... I know what the result will be. 1285 01:25:04,231 --> 01:25:08,485 But it's important to shut the people up. 1286 01:25:09,448 --> 01:25:13,969 You have no idea the villains that roam among us. 1287 01:25:14,492 --> 01:25:16,202 Good idea. 1288 01:25:19,970 --> 01:25:23,357 It's about time, these villains are defeated. 1289 01:25:25,966 --> 01:25:29,150 Mishra is asking for a DNA test... 1290 01:25:29,395 --> 01:25:31,325 What fresh hell is that?! 1291 01:25:31,638 --> 01:25:35,513 It's a test that proves Billu is Dad's son... 1292 01:25:35,823 --> 01:25:37,025 It's no big deal. 1293 01:25:37,225 --> 01:25:39,724 We don't have anything to prove to anyone. 1294 01:25:39,928 --> 01:25:41,450 Why should I do the test? I won't. 1295 01:25:41,635 --> 01:25:45,078 You don't have to do it sis... Billu and his dad have to! 1296 01:25:45,328 --> 01:25:46,421 Oh, ok. 1297 01:25:47,480 --> 01:25:53,771 They were both pissing fire... Balak as well as Billu. 1298 01:25:56,536 --> 01:26:00,744 Dad, Mishra maybe our arch enemy, 1299 01:26:01,182 --> 01:26:04,108 but he's unknowingly handed us the ultimate weapon. 1300 01:26:04,402 --> 01:26:06,997 This DNA test will truly silence everyone. 1301 01:26:09,016 --> 01:26:10,793 So you're all in favor of this test? 1302 01:26:11,294 --> 01:26:12,050 Yes. 1303 01:26:12,311 --> 01:26:12,891 Yes. 1304 01:26:13,147 --> 01:26:13,860 Yes. 1305 01:26:19,590 --> 01:26:20,940 But I am not... 1306 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:30,983 7th December 1992 - the scariest night this town has ever seen. 1307 01:26:31,698 --> 01:26:33,756 Riots had broken out in the city. 1308 01:26:37,477 --> 01:26:39,639 Sumitra and I were at the hospital. 1309 01:26:41,352 --> 01:26:44,406 Pandit Tripathi... I need your help. 1310 01:26:45,635 --> 01:26:46,972 His name was Dr. Irani 1311 01:26:47,172 --> 01:26:49,925 like a warrior he was waging a lone war to save lives. 1312 01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:54,279 Pandit ji. 1313 01:26:54,554 --> 01:26:56,175 Dr. Irani... she's a muslim. 1314 01:26:56,902 --> 01:26:58,754 She's a human being Pandit. 1315 01:27:06,189 --> 01:27:08,283 Lower it... here. 1316 01:27:11,724 --> 01:27:13,710 I don't think she'll survive, 1317 01:27:15,219 --> 01:27:16,736 but we can save this child. 1318 01:27:21,935 --> 01:27:23,135 Please come. 1319 01:27:29,270 --> 01:27:30,435 Burn the shop. 1320 01:27:47,267 --> 01:27:49,478 Doctor! They've come inside. 1321 01:27:51,482 --> 01:27:53,618 Here, hold him Pandit. 1322 01:27:59,280 --> 01:28:01,930 Find if any one of them are here. I'll kill them all. 1323 01:28:02,395 --> 01:28:03,796 Tell me or I'll kill you! 1324 01:28:04,222 --> 01:28:06,034 Tell me if anyone of "them" are here. 1325 01:28:09,009 --> 01:28:10,890 How dare you ask him that question! 1326 01:28:11,193 --> 01:28:12,429 Pandit Tripathi. 1327 01:28:33,782 --> 01:28:34,960 Listen... 1328 01:28:53,268 --> 01:28:54,783 Put him on our bed. 1329 01:28:58,394 --> 01:29:00,867 Let's just tell everyone we had twins! 1330 01:29:01,118 --> 01:29:02,504 But this kid is a Muslim. 1331 01:29:02,757 --> 01:29:04,220 Who's going to know? 1332 01:29:07,352 --> 01:29:08,368 We know. 1333 01:29:09,921 --> 01:29:12,924 He's a gift from God. 1334 01:29:14,363 --> 01:29:16,507 We're all born alike. 1335 01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:31,088 That smile washed away my doubts. 1336 01:29:32,174 --> 01:29:37,143 All preconceptions and prejudices. 1337 01:29:39,312 --> 01:29:41,389 We all come into the world like this... 1338 01:29:43,602 --> 01:29:45,841 innocent and unassuming. 1339 01:29:49,857 --> 01:29:52,677 We don't know where we're born... 1340 01:29:55,026 --> 01:29:58,428 into what family or religion, race or caste. 1341 01:30:02,434 --> 01:30:04,592 We're all just born human beings 1342 01:30:05,802 --> 01:30:08,753 but the world slices us up into these divisions. 1343 01:30:14,998 --> 01:30:17,442 That day a child clutched my finger 1344 01:30:20,126 --> 01:30:26,809 but soon I knew that God had sent him to hold our hands. 1345 01:30:28,913 --> 01:30:34,308 Our prosperity, our respect is all due to him. 1346 01:30:39,213 --> 01:30:41,328 These letters had come earlier also. 1347 01:30:41,938 --> 01:30:43,456 I knew the truth. 1348 01:30:46,548 --> 01:30:49,731 Because I was the man who hid my face and changed the birth certificate. 1349 01:30:52,542 --> 01:30:54,429 I don't care what the DNA test reveals. 1350 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:57,040 Who Billu is to me can never change. 1351 01:31:01,342 --> 01:31:05,118 I'm incomplete without Billu... this family is incomplete without him. 1352 01:31:08,082 --> 01:31:10,530 Tomorrow is a battle between two duties - 1353 01:31:11,832 --> 01:31:15,693 duty towards my family vs a duty to my faith. 1354 01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:19,395 I may not win this battle 1355 01:31:20,141 --> 01:31:22,227 but I won't shy away from this fight. 1356 01:31:24,451 --> 01:31:26,751 I will fight for my Billu. 1357 01:31:40,875 --> 01:31:45,241 Whether the family accompanies him or not... 1358 01:31:49,107 --> 01:31:50,899 he'll surely have his father by his side. 1359 01:31:55,001 --> 01:32:03,679 There's only one way to decide if we are with you or not brother... 1360 01:32:08,022 --> 01:32:08,968 Democracy! 1361 01:32:09,271 --> 01:32:10,292 ELECTORAL BOX 1362 01:32:15,618 --> 01:32:18,029 The motion before Home Parliament was... 1363 01:32:18,387 --> 01:32:21,484 Is Billu a part of this family? 1364 01:32:24,644 --> 01:32:27,506 Votes in favor - one. 1365 01:32:31,541 --> 01:32:32,590 Two. 1366 01:32:38,495 --> 01:32:39,491 Three. 1367 01:32:40,475 --> 01:32:41,435 Four. 1368 01:32:41,897 --> 01:32:42,970 Five. 1369 01:32:43,419 --> 01:32:47,599 Billu... my vote was always with you brother. 1370 01:33:04,450 --> 01:33:09,291 You can leave this house but how will you leave our hearts?! 1371 01:33:51,773 --> 01:33:53,641 Let's go, guys! 1372 01:33:55,747 --> 01:33:57,083 WHAT IS TRUTH? 1373 01:34:02,070 --> 01:34:04,165 My case was so famous, 1374 01:34:04,901 --> 01:34:07,082 everyone was debating 1375 01:34:07,925 --> 01:34:10,074 whether Pandit Tripathi's honor will prevail 1376 01:34:10,366 --> 01:34:12,320 or will Mishra strip him of it. 1377 01:34:13,704 --> 01:34:18,833 It was as if the DNA of the entire town was being tested. 1378 01:34:19,225 --> 01:34:21,578 Let them do a DNA test 1379 01:34:21,964 --> 01:34:23,927 the result will be whatever we want it to be. 1380 01:34:25,246 --> 01:34:27,299 This is Neeraj... he's a friend. 1381 01:34:27,758 --> 01:34:28,876 Dr. Neeraj Daniel. 1382 01:34:29,104 --> 01:34:30,259 Your friend Neeraja's brother? 1383 01:34:30,504 --> 01:34:32,524 Aunty there's no Neeraja. 1384 01:34:32,864 --> 01:34:35,965 I've been meeting him for the past 3 years at the pretext of Neeraja. 1385 01:34:36,269 --> 01:34:37,078 What?! 1386 01:34:37,431 --> 01:34:39,361 Now that everyone is speaking the truth... 1387 01:34:39,595 --> 01:34:41,980 consider this my contribution! 1388 01:34:43,449 --> 01:34:44,644 Tell them. 1389 01:34:45,089 --> 01:34:48,743 For the DNA test, I'll take a blood sample from you and Billu. 1390 01:34:49,173 --> 01:34:50,633 While taking the sample. 1391 01:34:50,969 --> 01:34:52,405 I'll draw blood from both your hands 1392 01:34:52,624 --> 01:34:54,328 at the pretext of not being able to find the vein in one hand. 1393 01:34:54,539 --> 01:34:57,091 Instead of Billu's blood, 1394 01:34:57,366 --> 01:34:59,928 I'll use both samples from Signor Tripathi's blood. 1395 01:35:00,258 --> 01:35:02,917 Thus, giving us the result, we want. 1396 01:35:03,566 --> 01:35:05,971 Brother Billu will once and for all go back to being 1397 01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:07,851 the loved and respected - Bhajan Kumar! 1398 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,298 Isn't that a blockbuster idea? Mishra won't know what hit him! 1399 01:35:10,470 --> 01:35:11,898 Aunty don't worry. I've been a doctor for 5 years now. 1400 01:35:12,119 --> 01:35:14,126 So we will have to lie? 1401 01:35:25,406 --> 01:35:26,740 TRUTH WILL BE REVEAL TODAY 1402 01:35:41,558 --> 01:35:42,834 Namaste. 1403 01:35:45,618 --> 01:35:48,867 A warm welcome to all residents of Balrampur. 1404 01:35:49,571 --> 01:35:52,812 Ladies and Gentlemen, the questions 1405 01:35:53,425 --> 01:35:56,444 festering in your minds for the last few weeks... 1406 01:35:56,710 --> 01:35:58,735 will be answered today. 1407 01:35:59,306 --> 01:36:02,563 It is my humble request that please stay calm 1408 01:36:03,021 --> 01:36:08,034 till we get the results of the DNA test. 1409 01:36:08,768 --> 01:36:10,323 Good luck, Pandit Tripathi. 1410 01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:14,304 Please stay calm. Thank you. 1411 01:36:15,173 --> 01:36:16,957 DNA GENETICS M. G. DISTRICT HOSPITAL, BALRAMPUR 1412 01:37:09,926 --> 01:37:11,327 Wait a minute Doctor. 1413 01:37:12,959 --> 01:37:14,252 We don't need this. 1414 01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:17,860 Of course we do... 1415 01:37:18,487 --> 01:37:22,589 This is the only thing we need now. 1416 01:37:23,205 --> 01:37:26,122 Come hell or high water we won't rest till we know. 1417 01:37:26,405 --> 01:37:28,819 We won't rest! 1418 01:37:29,324 --> 01:37:30,501 We will not rest! 1419 01:37:30,833 --> 01:37:32,777 What would you want to know? 1420 01:37:34,406 --> 01:37:37,213 That my blood is red? 1421 01:37:43,620 --> 01:37:48,860 Actually Signor Mishra... all of us should be tested. 1422 01:37:51,422 --> 01:37:55,382 Because what they're doing today is a big deal. 1423 01:37:58,264 --> 01:38:00,432 They're all here just to protect me. 1424 01:38:01,350 --> 01:38:02,838 Because they love me, 1425 01:38:05,148 --> 01:38:07,664 and believe that my dignity is their dignity. 1426 01:38:08,104 --> 01:38:11,495 Sure, they're a little naive... but family is family. 1427 01:38:13,665 --> 01:38:18,040 And for them I don't care how many times I have to give my blood. 1428 01:38:19,138 --> 01:38:25,113 Mishra uncle, I want to thank you the most. 1429 01:38:27,551 --> 01:38:31,982 Because you've shown me who I am. 1430 01:38:34,049 --> 01:38:37,507 Today I've truly found my DNA. 1431 01:38:41,593 --> 01:38:42,602 I am Muslim. 1432 01:38:46,781 --> 01:38:48,052 I told you. 1433 01:38:48,792 --> 01:38:49,840 I am Hindu. 1434 01:38:55,387 --> 01:38:57,049 I'm head over heels in love with a sikh... 1435 01:38:57,373 --> 01:38:59,699 And this morning I went to church too. 1436 01:39:04,907 --> 01:39:08,414 The truth is I was born in this very hospital on the 7th of December 1992. 1437 01:39:15,021 --> 01:39:19,707 My mother was a muslim. I'll never know what her name was. 1438 01:39:22,394 --> 01:39:26,690 It's also true that I survived the riots that night 1439 01:39:27,041 --> 01:39:33,208 only because of a Parsi - Dr. Irani and my father. 1440 01:39:34,871 --> 01:39:37,623 Since that day he's never let go of my hand... 1441 01:39:40,658 --> 01:39:46,002 I always thought my life was a game of snakes and ladders, 1442 01:39:46,920 --> 01:39:48,657 where my family were the snakes. 1443 01:39:49,364 --> 01:39:52,166 Always afraid they'll embarrass me, might say something weird. 1444 01:39:53,077 --> 01:39:57,176 I thought they weren't "cool". 1445 01:39:59,893 --> 01:40:02,369 No two of us are alike... 1446 01:40:03,057 --> 01:40:04,370 not uncle and Dad, 1447 01:40:04,643 --> 01:40:09,355 not my aunts... not even Gunja and me... least of all Rampyari. 1448 01:40:11,244 --> 01:40:13,208 We fight with each other... 1449 01:40:14,067 --> 01:40:15,835 and sometimes don't see eye to eye. 1450 01:40:16,038 --> 01:40:22,120 Who says a happy family has to be smile and laugh all the time? 1451 01:40:23,194 --> 01:40:24,157 Signor Malpani, 1452 01:40:26,233 --> 01:40:31,151 if a family or a neighborhood has only one shade, won't it look dull? 1453 01:40:33,462 --> 01:40:35,944 We for sure, love a rainbow 1454 01:40:37,307 --> 01:40:40,449 and that's why I know, I don't need this test. 1455 01:40:42,125 --> 01:40:43,582 Signor Mishra, 1456 01:40:44,343 --> 01:40:49,458 my family had the perfect solution for your little exhibition. 1457 01:40:50,249 --> 01:40:52,390 We could've fooled you and left victorious. 1458 01:40:52,565 --> 01:40:58,129 But today for the first time I saw my father's head hung in shame. 1459 01:40:59,032 --> 01:41:00,572 When I saw the pain in his eyes 1460 01:41:00,597 --> 01:41:03,666 I felt like I was about to commit a cardinal sin. 1461 01:41:05,121 --> 01:41:07,351 You've questioned my lineage, so I'll answer you. 1462 01:41:07,376 --> 01:41:11,475 But don't you dare say a word about my father. 1463 01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:22,513 Look at me spouting lines like a Bollywood hero! 1464 01:41:22,697 --> 01:41:25,357 Signor Mishra... this is our DNA - 1465 01:41:25,751 --> 01:41:29,166 we can Muslim by birth, and yet sing Hindu devotional songs. 1466 01:41:29,852 --> 01:41:32,064 We can eat at Abdul's house 1467 01:41:34,195 --> 01:41:35,536 and still keep a fast for Lord Rama. 1468 01:41:35,761 --> 01:41:37,683 We can head to the mosque for urdu poetry... 1469 01:41:37,961 --> 01:41:39,404 and watch Lord Rama's play alike... 1470 01:41:39,620 --> 01:41:42,127 where no one acts better than my friend Pintu Khan! 1471 01:41:43,206 --> 01:41:46,998 This is our neighborhood. 1472 01:41:48,086 --> 01:41:50,163 This is our true colour. 1473 01:41:50,468 --> 01:41:53,343 And I love my colourful family. 1474 01:41:54,474 --> 01:41:56,515 I'm never leaving them. 1475 01:42:01,541 --> 01:42:04,001 As far as my DNA and the question of whether 1476 01:42:04,236 --> 01:42:06,334 I'm a Hindu or a Muslim or an ape, is concerned... 1477 01:42:06,552 --> 01:42:10,142 you did all this to get the Signor Malpani's wedding contract. 1478 01:42:11,174 --> 01:42:13,704 Honorable Signor Mishra and my dearest TD, 1479 01:42:15,272 --> 01:42:18,221 This contract is all yours! 1480 01:42:34,164 --> 01:42:35,415 Let's go dad. 1481 01:42:58,141 --> 01:42:59,838 Billu... Pandit Tripathi. 1482 01:43:05,781 --> 01:43:06,906 Billu. 1483 01:43:27,245 --> 01:43:30,743 My speech may not have impressed Mishra and son, 1484 01:43:31,544 --> 01:43:33,866 but it convinced Aishwarya. 1485 01:43:34,222 --> 01:43:36,197 She wasn't getting married without me singing at her wedding! 1486 01:43:36,465 --> 01:43:41,481 Where was she gonna find Bhajan Kumar and DJ Romeo rolled into one! 1487 01:43:42,035 --> 01:43:44,575 The Twitter handle practically writes itself. 1488 01:43:47,331 --> 01:43:50,145 This neighborhood had found its true colour. 1489 01:43:51,339 --> 01:43:57,203 Pintu now plays the demon as well as the boatman who helped Lord Rama. 1490 01:43:59,385 --> 01:44:01,703 My speech went viral only because of Raghubir... 1491 01:44:02,221 --> 01:44:04,631 it taught me that people can change. 1492 01:44:04,977 --> 01:44:07,014 I can give you this guarantee. 1493 01:44:09,770 --> 01:44:12,269 There was a wind of change in the mood and the neighbourhood. 1494 01:44:12,930 --> 01:44:14,752 Dad always says... 1495 01:44:15,454 --> 01:44:18,618 Life is nothing but change. 1496 01:44:20,268 --> 01:44:23,623 It fills my heart with joy. 1497 01:44:25,465 --> 01:44:27,190 I still play snakes and ladders, 1498 01:44:27,705 --> 01:44:33,208 but I'd learnt that that my family are actually my ladder. 1499 01:44:33,925 --> 01:44:38,196 It was up to me whether I rise or fall. 1500 01:44:38,835 --> 01:44:41,470 Think of this as Billu's law... 1501 01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:44,608 or like Newton uncle you too can wait for an apple to fall on your head. 1502 01:44:45,541 --> 01:44:47,058 I must take your leave now. 1503 01:44:47,335 --> 01:44:48,818 So friends, be it a wedding or a funeral... 1504 01:44:49,053 --> 01:44:50,903 whether you need Bhajan or Romeo, 1505 01:44:51,209 --> 01:44:53,234 don't forget to think of our big, fat... 1506 01:44:53,544 --> 01:44:56,604 Great Indian family! 1507 01:45:16,513 --> 01:45:22,202 You believe in good deeds or what a holy book claims? 1508 01:45:23,046 --> 01:45:26,375 Bro, it's all the same! 1509 01:45:34,766 --> 01:45:40,557 The Geeta, Bible and the Quran what do they all proclaim? 1510 01:45:41,145 --> 01:45:43,902 Oh yeah... It's all the same. 1511 01:45:50,439 --> 01:45:53,968 Every face, a different attitude... we're a multitude of many a mood. 1512 01:45:54,178 --> 01:45:57,597 Many tongues and twangs we speak, we got every flavour you seek 1513 01:45:57,822 --> 01:46:01,240 Step on each other's toes and bicker, 1514 01:46:01,450 --> 01:46:04,399 we may that's how we dance... it's the tune we play! 1515 01:46:04,694 --> 01:46:13,240 We're a billion and one too many No one is to blame! 1516 01:46:14,026 --> 01:46:17,272 Mister... It's all the same! 1517 01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:31,778 Do the rays of the sun care what your faith is? 1518 01:46:32,173 --> 01:46:35,731 It's all for one... and one for all! 1519 01:46:36,493 --> 01:46:40,815 Does the pouring rain ask what your creed is? 1520 01:46:41,264 --> 01:46:44,736 It drenches us all... big or small! 1521 01:46:45,333 --> 01:46:48,355 So what if you're black or white? 1522 01:46:48,882 --> 01:46:51,932 No matter if you're chill, or a little uptight 1523 01:46:52,625 --> 01:46:55,592 It's these differences we must love 1524 01:46:56,201 --> 01:46:59,021 We're no different to the God above 1525 01:46:59,282 --> 01:47:04,106 Bro, if you think one is less and one is more... 1526 01:47:04,555 --> 01:47:08,059 Bro, isn't that a bit lame? 1527 01:47:08,476 --> 01:47:11,840 O yeah... it's all the same! 1528 01:47:17,896 --> 01:47:19,458 If it's the Ganges you worship? 1529 01:47:19,731 --> 01:47:20,999 We're all still the same 1530 01:47:21,390 --> 01:47:23,098 If the Mecca is your trip? 1531 01:47:23,447 --> 01:47:24,573 We're all still the same 1532 01:47:25,201 --> 01:47:26,755 If you're a sikh with a turban 1533 01:47:26,997 --> 01:47:28,306 We're all still the same 1534 01:47:28,540 --> 01:47:30,340 If you're singing a Christmas carol 1535 01:47:30,565 --> 01:47:32,012 We're all still the same 1536 01:47:32,353 --> 01:47:35,464 We're each a child of God a billion peas in a pod 1537 01:47:35,794 --> 01:47:39,096 When you and I both bleed red... let us put this hate to bed 1538 01:47:39,542 --> 01:47:41,731 We're all the same 1539 01:47:42,932 --> 01:47:45,043 We're all the same 1540 01:47:46,388 --> 01:47:48,729 We're all the same 1541 01:47:48,988 --> 01:47:51,835 Bro, we're all the same!