1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,916 Previously on So Help Me Todd...I am a private detective. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,744 You were.I lost my job. 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,181 Two years ago. 4 00:00:07,224 --> 00:00:08,225 My mother, Margaret Wright, works here, 5 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:09,748 and I work for her. 6 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:11,141 Yep, it's true. I work for my mother. 7 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,535 Susan.I haven't seen you since we... 8 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:15,058 We? Since you...Well, it ended. 9 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,234 I think Harry has left me. 10 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,019 How are you doing with everything? 11 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:22,935 I just want to move past it. 12 00:00:23,849 --> 00:00:26,504 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 13 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,637 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 14 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,857 ♪ Nobody's looking to see what's in your mind... ♪ 15 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:34,947 [doorbell rings]Oh, hey, look who's here. 16 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:37,907 Oh. Hey. 17 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,169 Feels like old times, huh? 18 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,779 Elliot drops off the map for a few years, 19 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:43,086 and then boom, Saturday party. 20 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,958 It's like being back in college again, right? 21 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:48,135 Did you read the Evite? 22 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,832 Wait, is this a birthday party? 23 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,616 Why do you have a gift? DidI read the Evite? 24 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,270 What is that?A bottle warmer. 25 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:56,273 A bottle warmer? To warm what? 26 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,970 Milk.[door opens] 27 00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,102 Hi! 28 00:00:59,146 --> 00:01:00,625 Oh, my God, 29 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,758 you are so pregnant.What?! 30 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:04,890 What the hell? Hi. 31 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,544 Hey, man.Hey. 32 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,285 KATE: Thank you so much for coming. Please come in. 33 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:10,113 SUSAN: I can't wait.I have so much to tell you. 34 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:14,117 Bro, you guys back together, you and Suze? 35 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:16,598 No. 36 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,211 Peter's so sorry he couldn't make it. 37 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,647 He had to work this weekend. 38 00:01:22,691 --> 00:01:25,868 Yeah. So he can pay off this rock. 39 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,044 Look at it. It's gorgeous. 40 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,828 I hope you insured it. 41 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,265 Our policy guy is great if you need one. 42 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:32,875 Recommended by our home lender. 43 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:34,137 Did you two refinance 44 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:35,965 that renovation of your bonus room 45 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,662 after you waterproofed the basement? 46 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:39,838 No, we decided to just expand the mudroom. 47 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,927 Todd?Hmm? 48 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,103 What have you been up to? 49 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:46,758 Well, uh, let's see. 50 00:01:46,802 --> 00:01:48,325 Don't have a mudroom, don't have a basement, 51 00:01:48,369 --> 00:01:50,022 not engaged, not expecting. 52 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:54,679 But I am working as a private investigator... again. 53 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:57,160 We're both working with Todd's mom. 54 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:58,901 OTHERS: Oh... 55 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,251 Well, it's much cooler than it sounds. 56 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,948 She's a lawyer. A lot of murder. 57 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,907 You know, knives. 58 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:09,912 Well, I think that's great. You know, 59 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:12,219 pulling yourself up by your mom's boot straps 60 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:15,178 and, you know, finally digging into adulthood. 61 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:16,266 Speaking of which, how's everyone's 62 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:18,181 stock portfolios doing? 63 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,878 Oh, it's a nightmare.Oh, my God... 64 00:02:19,922 --> 00:02:22,620 [all talking at once] 65 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,016 The place is looking great, Mom. 66 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,887 Oh, well, the paint needs some touch-ups, 67 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:32,369 and not all of my art works, but it's coming along. 68 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:35,851 Thank you so much for these beautiful flowers. 69 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:36,765 Of course. 70 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:38,158 I'm so glad you stopped using 71 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,637 that florist in Northwest. 72 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:43,380 Oh, I found something for you before I forget. 73 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,252 I found it in one of the boxes. 74 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:49,647 Are you going to this benefit? 75 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,780 MARGARET: No, I completely forgot. 76 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,912 We bought those tickets ages ago. 77 00:02:53,956 --> 00:02:56,872 Didn't you and Harry used to go to this thing every year? 78 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,395 We did. 79 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,658 But now I'm not. 80 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:03,226 You haven't told anybody yet, about Harry. 81 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,314 What would I tell them? 82 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,924 That he's in Iceland, 83 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:09,319 naked and fishing under the stars... 84 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,713 No. I don't want to deal with that. Not yet. 85 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:13,454 No one needs to know.But eventually 86 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,369 you're gonna have to tell people.Why don't you come with me? 87 00:03:15,412 --> 00:03:16,805 As a buffer, so no one asks questions. 88 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:19,242 No, Chuck and I have a wedding to go to. 89 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,418 I'm sure Lawrence is busy, but you could probably take Todd. 90 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:24,334 To the Symphony Benefit Gala? 91 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,944 He doesn't even own a tux. 92 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,381 Okay. Or you could go by yourself. 93 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,860 But you love this event. You can't not go. 94 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:32,255 I am not showing up anywhere alone. 95 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,735 Okay. 96 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,954 [indistinct chatter] 97 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:40,829 Brian? 98 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:42,265 Dude. 99 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,962 Oh, wow. 100 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,137 Todd frickin' Wright. 101 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:46,530 Good to see you, man. 102 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:48,402 What is this, the grade school section of the party? 103 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,969 The way, way, way back area? 104 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,797 Yeah, is everyone aware that you lost 105 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,451 fourth grade class president to, uh, me? 106 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:56,888 Oh, I believe you stepped down as president 107 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,716 'cause you couldn't stop throwing up. 108 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,979 Ah, the pressure, man, the pressure. 109 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,286 How you doing?I'm good, I'm good. 110 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,288 Just looking for where all the unmarried losers 111 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:06,463 are supposed to hang here. 112 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,030 Yeah, what is up with this party? 113 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,076 Everyone's pants are so, uh, pressed. Yeah. 114 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,427 All people want to talk about is their mortgages and kids. 115 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,994 I'm like, um, "I live with my uncle." 116 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,475 Oh, I live in my sister's garage.Oh, dude, don't even. 117 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:21,957 I'm still driving that busted 2002 Ford Focus. 118 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,265 I was driving my mom's 2001 Acura 119 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,396 till it broke down. 120 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,311 Okay, wow, yeah. So you win. 121 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:30,095 Or lose. Loser.Yeah. Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,749 [both laugh] 123 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,839 So, uh, how have you been? 124 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:38,887 Uh, you know, the past few years have been kinda rough. 125 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,192 You and me both. 126 00:04:40,236 --> 00:04:41,933 I was just starting to turn stuff around and, 127 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:44,501 it's so stupid, I totally screwed it all up. 128 00:04:44,545 --> 00:04:47,330 I-I went out for drinks on my birthday... 129 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,331 Oh, thanks for inviting me. 130 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:49,506 You are so welcome. 131 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,203 And, uh, I was pretty lit, 132 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,423 so I was walking home instead of driving, 133 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:56,339 and I took a break and passed out on a bench 134 00:04:56,383 --> 00:04:58,341 and got arrested for trespassing. 135 00:04:58,385 --> 00:04:59,864 Yup. 136 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:01,823 And now I may be going to prison, so... 137 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:03,520 What?!Yeah. 138 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,217 For sleeping on a bench?Yeah. 139 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:07,524 I was on the grounds of some fancy private school, 140 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,266 and I already got a few dumb arrests, so... 141 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,050 Whatever, you know. It's okay. 142 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,444 And my public defender, who is, uh... 143 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,011 Her name is "Misty." 144 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,795 Uh-huh.She said, "Oh, you could do 145 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,536 a year on the inside. You'll be out in nine months." 146 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,929 So, yeah, thanks. Cheers. 147 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:23,845 Brian, you gotta fight this. 148 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:27,022 You can't just give up. You need a-a new plan. 149 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:29,894 A second chance. Look, I was just... 150 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,941 Eh, I think I'm all out of second chances, man. 151 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,465 No. No. 152 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:40,862 What you need is a really good lawyer. 153 00:05:43,299 --> 00:05:44,561 These budget items came to my attention 154 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:48,304 through accounting...Mom? Mom? Hey. 155 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,305 Mom? Oh. 156 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,133 Hello. 157 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:52,395 Would you like me to stop? 158 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,050 No. Continue. 159 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,835 "Line items expensed to Investigations Department 160 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,489 "by new employee Todd Wright: 161 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,273 "bus pass, three pairs of shoes, 162 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:04,842 "online subscription to Investigators International, 163 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,844 "Scotland Yard board game, 164 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,977 "Twin Peaks4K Blu Ray set, 165 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,240 commemorative Harriet the Spy porcelain figurine..." 166 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:14,417 That's enough. Charges denied.What?! 167 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:15,505 All of that stuff is work-related, 168 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,246 or work-adjacent. 169 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,553 Two jars peanut butter, three jars jelly. 170 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,119 I don't get to eat? 171 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,425 Not on the company dime. 172 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:23,992 Thank you very much, Lyle. Good job. 173 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,428 Thank you very much, Mr. Mall Cop. 174 00:06:25,472 --> 00:06:27,604 Really appreciate everything you're doing. 175 00:06:27,648 --> 00:06:28,605 [scoffs] Okay, fine. 176 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:29,998 Whatever. Mom, listen. 177 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:33,001 Do you remember Brian McAtee? 178 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,524 Your friend from grade school?Uh-huh. 179 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,961 Of course I remember him. He was a little hoodlum. 180 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,963 No, he wasn't. And no one says "hoodlum" anymore. 181 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:40,138 People still say it. I just said it. 182 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,444 Okay, well, that doesn't count. 183 00:06:41,488 --> 00:06:43,141 Okay, he was a juvenile delinquent. 184 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:45,143 He spent time in juvenile detention. 185 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:46,188 He was a juvenile... 186 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,537 Look, that's all a thing of the past. 187 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,191 What he really needs right now 188 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:50,975 is an incredible lawyer to get him out of 189 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,150 some dumb trespassing charge. 190 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:54,979 Absolutely not.Okay, you're open to it. 191 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,894 I like that. I mean, yes, 192 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,330 Brian has made some mistakes, 193 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,332 and he might have a little bit of a rap sheet... 194 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:01,551 A little bit of a rap sheet? 195 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,466 But all harmless misdemeanors. 196 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,555 Public urination, jaywalking, 197 00:07:05,599 --> 00:07:07,339 cashing a few bad checks, whatever. 198 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:09,472 But he's finally getting his life back on track. 199 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:12,083 He's trying so hard, Mom. 200 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:16,305 Todd, he stole $30 from my purse when he was ten. 201 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,480 Oh, come on, we all stole $30 202 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,613 from your purse when we were ten. 203 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,919 Look, Brian never knew his mom, 204 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,487 his dad was never around.Because he was in prison. 205 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,054 And he was raised by his uncle. 206 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,665 Can't you just have a he...Todd! I am very busy, 207 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,015 and I am not going to waste my valuable time 208 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,278 on a certified lifelong criminal who's only going to end up 209 00:07:33,322 --> 00:07:35,933 right back in trouble the minute I clear his name. 210 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:40,198 Do you know what recidivism is? 211 00:07:40,242 --> 00:07:42,462 No, I don't know what recidivism is. 212 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,028 God, you're so judgmental. 213 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,508 I'm not judgmental, I'm a realist. 214 00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:47,684 I tiger can't change its stripes. 215 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:49,512 I hate zoo metaphors. 216 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:51,514 People don't change. 217 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,516 Isn't one of the law commandments 218 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,039 to have an open mind, 219 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:56,606 or give people the benefit of the doubt, 220 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,216 or not harm a human being? 221 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,696 That is a law for robots. 222 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,698 Well, it must be nice to be perfect. 223 00:08:01,742 --> 00:08:03,221 To have no flaws. 224 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,136 Oh, it's exhausting. 225 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,358 You're very judgmental. 226 00:08:09,401 --> 00:08:12,143 Goodbye. Go away. 227 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,107 [car lock chirps] 228 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,152 [both gasp] 229 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:24,155 Margaret! It is so good to see you. 230 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,506 Erica, Desiree. 231 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,725 What a wonderful surprise. 232 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,161 Where have you been? 233 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:33,382 Oh, we haven't seen you or Harry in so long. 234 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,645 And you missed Eve Miller's birthday brunch. 235 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:38,256 Well, we've been so busy. 236 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:41,738 We moved, and it just feels like 237 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,479 I haven't been able to see anybody these days. 238 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,656 Tom said Harry hasn't returned any of his calls or emails. 239 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,311 And Drake says he's missed two golf games. 240 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,574 Is everything all right? 241 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:55,099 Oh, yes, it's fine. 242 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:57,580 I can't imagine why he would have been so inconsiderate. 243 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:01,628 So you two will be at the Symphony Benefit on Saturday?Of course. 244 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:03,455 Do you know who else will be there? 245 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:04,674 Sondra Brayton. 246 00:09:04,718 --> 00:09:06,676 She just got out of rehab, again. 247 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,156 That poor woman, 248 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,331 she just cannot pull herself together. 249 00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:11,725 Oh, they always backslide. 250 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,075 Shopaholics, alcoholics, hoarders. 251 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:16,468 Even divorced people. They get divorced again. 252 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:20,472 Well, Erica, that's... 253 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,518 very judgmental. 254 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,477 Once a mess, always a mess. 255 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:28,132 Oh, well, I have got to go. 256 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:31,222 We will see you Saturday night, right? 257 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,137 Of course. 258 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,315 TODD: This is so amazing 259 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:39,317 that you're doing this. Thank you so much. 260 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,492 What changed your mind? 261 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,321 Oh, well, maybe I was a little judgmental 262 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,628 about Brian. 263 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:50,111 Thank you so much for helping me out, Mrs. Wright. 264 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,634 I always thought you were awesome. 265 00:09:51,678 --> 00:09:54,811 Oh, well, thank you. 266 00:09:54,855 --> 00:09:57,379 Uh, uh, Todd, give me your tie. 267 00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,815 Yeah. Gladly. Sure. 268 00:09:58,859 --> 00:09:59,816 Okay, here, let me...I got it. It's fine. 269 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,731 Ow. Don't touch me. 270 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:03,254 I used to change your diapers. 271 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,342 Yeah. Not in public. 272 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:08,738 Okay, there you go. 273 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,306 Wow, that tie's perfect for you. 274 00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:13,743 You know, she got it at Berg-Dork Goodman. 275 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,310 [video game blips]Here, you do it. 276 00:10:15,353 --> 00:10:16,790 Excuse me, sir, is that your son?Yes. 277 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,574 Well, he needs to turn that off in here. 278 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,793 He will. Sorry. Single dad. 279 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:21,098 Way too much screen time. 280 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,752 Danny, that's enough. 281 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,536 You know how it is. 282 00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:27,539 You're Todd's mom. I'm Brian's uncle, Johnny. 283 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,845 And this is my son Danny. 284 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:33,110 You have no idea how much we all appreciate you doing this. 285 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,372 It's my pleasure. 286 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,157 I've been raising Brian since he was 12. 287 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,725 Took him in when I was barely an adult myself. 288 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,204 Seeing him here in court, 289 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:43,381 your kid in trouble with the law, it's rough. 290 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,427 We'll get through it, he'll be okay. 291 00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,124 You'll be okay, too. 292 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,388 It's a constant struggle keeping 'em on the right path, isn't it? 293 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,173 This is good.Yeah, feels good. 294 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,218 Ah, Trevor. 295 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:55,437 Margaret. Afternoon. 296 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,352 Looks like a busy day for you.Yeah. 297 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,441 Trevor, we both know you have bigger fish to fry, 298 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,530 so let's not make a meal out of my client's 299 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:03,401 ridiculous misdemeanor charge. 300 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,361 Aren't you and Amelia going to Hawaii next week? 301 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,710 So let's cut to the chase so we don't 302 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,190 interrupt that vacation. 303 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:11,235 Brian McAtee will pay the fine 304 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,890 and 500 hours of community service, 305 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,413 and I guarantee you, 306 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,764 you will never see his face in here again. 307 00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:22,246 Great. Thank you. 308 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,814 Honestly, it's a trespassing charge. 309 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,816 It's not like he's gonna run out and rob a bank. 310 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,296 Ah. [chuckles] 311 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,429 It's done.We're done? Yes! 312 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:32,604 Yes! 313 00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:34,737 Amazing. Thank you. 314 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,739 Oh, my gosh. 315 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:40,438 See? Told you she could fix this. 316 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:44,486 REPORTER: In breaking news tonight, earlier this evening, 317 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:47,315 a burglary at Triple A Pawnbrokers, 318 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:51,536 interrupting a 104-day crime-free streak 319 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,364 in North Portland. 320 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:57,325 Local man Brian McAtee has been identified 321 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,762 as the suspect, and is being arrested 322 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,372 here at his uncle's home. 323 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,331 I-I didn't do it! 324 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,508 And my lawyer Margaret Wright will prove my innocence. 325 00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:07,944 I didn't do it! 326 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:12,209 ♪ 327 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,259 MARGARET: All right, Brian, tell me what happened. 328 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,782 BRIAN: I was asleep, and the cops busted in 329 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:20,870 and arrested me. 330 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,524 Uh-huh.It's insane. 331 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,873 I didn't even know why they were arresting me. 332 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,442 I-I didn't rob anybody. 333 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:30,662 Well, it says here that $5,000 in cash, 334 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,753 some jewelry and various other items were stolen. 335 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,756 Where were you last night? 336 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,889 I was at home babysitting my cousin Danny. 337 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,849 All night. 338 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,504 Three different security cameras captured your car 339 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,594 within blocks of Triple A Pawnbrokers at around 11:00 p.m. 340 00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,771 No, that's impossible. I never even left the house. 341 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:55,296 I... [scoffs] I drank a few beers 342 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,515 while watching the Trailblazers game, and then 343 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,953 passed out on the couch after the third quarter. 344 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,955 Well, that is the same excuse that you used 345 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,260 for your trespassing charges. 346 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,349 You got drunk and passed out. 347 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,351 And you were supposed to be babysitting at the time? 348 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,745 Okay, so I got a few things I gotta work on. 349 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,227 You're lucky your uncle posted bail. 350 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,839 I hope you appreciate all he's done for you. 351 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,450 I know. I know. 352 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,539 I have to prepare for your arraignment. 353 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,412 I will see you at the courthouse later today. 354 00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,023 Be on time. 355 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,596 I'm screwed. 356 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,381 Stupid idiot.[sighs] 357 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,651 He robbed a pawn shop, Todd. A pawn shop. 358 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,870 And he announced to all of Portland 359 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:48,915 that I am his lawyer. 360 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,046 But you are his lawyer, 361 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,569 and you can clear his name, right? 362 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,789 He's guilty. And I don't have time for this case. 363 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,617 No, he's innocent. And this is important. 364 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:58,315 He's a criminal, his car was there, he has a record. 365 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,404 He did it.No. It looks bad, I know. 366 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,493 But in my gut I know he didn't do it. 367 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,147 I believe in him. 368 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,409 He's right in the middle of trying to turn his life around. 369 00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:06,846 Why would he screw everything up 370 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:07,934 by robbing some stupid pawn shop? 371 00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,761 Gee, you tell me, Todd. 372 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,807 Why would someone screw up their entire life 373 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,418 by doing something illegal? 374 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,724 But I bounced back. 375 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,899 Mm.With your help. 376 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,509 Right? And look at me now, 377 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,946 a productive member of society putting on my pants 378 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,599 and going to work every day. 379 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:22,774 If putting on your pants is the bar, 380 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:23,906 then I have failed as a mother. 381 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,603 No, do not come in here! 382 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,518 This door is closed to you. 383 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:31,740 I need to go waste some more of my billable hours 384 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,437 doing the job of a public defender. 385 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,048 Well, thank you, greedy lady lawyer, 386 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:36,701 for deigning to help my peasant friend 387 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,660 with his expensive legal woes. 388 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,618 I don't want to hear it.You know what, I'm gonna go over 389 00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,098 to that pawn shop and figure out who really did this. 390 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,448 You are pouring your time and mine down the toilet. 391 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,407 Maybe Brian has a lookalike or a car-a-like. 392 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,931 Or maybe the pawn shop owner robbed himself. 393 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,454 Oh, my God, you're right. 394 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,630 Maybe he did. It could be insurance fraud. 395 00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,937 I know fraud.Yes, you do. 396 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,505 That pawn shop is a crime scene for the next 48 hours, 397 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,595 and no one is going to speak to you or let you in. 398 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,860 Oh, won't they? [chuckles] 399 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:09,386 TODD: Pawnbrokers. Here we go. 400 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:10,779 Wait, I'm not-- 401 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:11,998 Are you sure your mom okayed this? I'm not sure I... 402 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,913 It's fine. Just do what we said. 403 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,479 Here, hold my arm. 404 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,093 No, no, no. Sorry, we're closed. 405 00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,572 We got robbed, and, uh, 406 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:23,139 the police are still doing their thing, 407 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,967 and on top of everything, my heat isn't working. 408 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,056 It's freezing in here.My God, that's awful. 409 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,666 But we really need to get a price 410 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,929 on this ring right away. 411 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:33,889 We just got married... in Venice. 412 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,674 Venice, city of water and love. How wonderful. 413 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:40,548 But now we need the money... 414 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:44,682 for the lifesaving surgery... 415 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,423 on his brain. 416 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:49,644 Oh, you poor, beautiful, sweet kids. 417 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,167 Mm-hmm. 418 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,692 All right, all right. Give me a second. 419 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,913 Give me a second. 420 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,611 So robbed, huh? Robbed. 421 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:03,701 Did they break a window to get in here or... 422 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,008 Nah, no sign of forced entry. 423 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,444 But the front door was wide open, 424 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,706 so they must have picked the lock. 425 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,317 Uh-huh.And they somehow 426 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,928 turned the power off, which knocks out the security cameras. 427 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,669 That was money well spent. 428 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:15,844 You don't have a generator? 429 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,541 It's busted. 430 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,935 Just like my last marriage.[all chuckle] 431 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,504 But you two give me hope. Okay, let's see. 432 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:28,030 Oh, hey, lovely cut. 433 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,076 Clarity, color... 434 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555 But at least you didn't get wiped out. 435 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,209 I mean, your insurance should pay for 436 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,516 all the stolen property, right?What insurance? 437 00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,822 I got rid of it when I got the cameras. 438 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,042 Then they go out, can't win. 439 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:44,873 I can offer you maybe $6,500 for the ring. 440 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,744 Oh, wow. Okay. Not bad. 441 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,225 How much money did we spend again for the ring, sweetheart? 442 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,097 $117,000. 443 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,750 What?!Didn't you buy this? 444 00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:56,058 No. Oh, yes. No. Family heirloom. 445 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,147 My grandmother was a surgeon. 446 00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,932 She found it inside somebody dead. 447 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,586 Wait, I have to ask. 448 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,936 Your only security was the cameras? 449 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,243 Does that seem prudent? What with all of your inventory 450 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,681 displayed like this in easily accessible glass cases? 451 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:12,901 I don't know prudent. We had a security guard, too, 452 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,076 but he was useless. 453 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,643 I let him go a few months ago. 454 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,036 And has someone followed up with him 455 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,689 as a potential suspect?Yes. 456 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,126 I gave them his name. 457 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,215 As a matter of fact, I thought that disgruntled jerk 458 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,912 might have been behind all of this 459 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,957 until the police, you know, nabbed the real guy. 460 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,047 Uh-huh. Wait, the security guard. 461 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,178 I think I know him. 462 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,093 Uh, Kinky Beaderman?Kinky what? 463 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,094 Kinky Beaderman. 464 00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:33,095 No. No? 465 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,227 Grady Tibbels. 466 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,272 Grady Tibbels, of course. 467 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,013 Anyway, good luck on your surgery. 468 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,884 You two make a beautiful couple. 469 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,931 You're gonna be fine, huh? 470 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,541 He understands me, right? 471 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:49,111 Oh, uh, wait. Um, so, the ring. 472 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,635 What are we doing? Do you want the money, or... 473 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,637 Oh, thank you so much for the estimate, 474 00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,118 but I think we're gonna hold out for a better offer.Mm-hmm. 475 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,294 Let's go.Okay. 476 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,166 Your mom did not approve of this. 477 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,081 Yeah, but I approved of it, and she can deal with it. 478 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,299 And "Kinky Beaderman"? 479 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:04,561 That'sthe name you came up with? 480 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,563 That name alwaysworks. 481 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,130 Not guilty. 482 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,263 Your Honor, given the defendant's criminal record, 483 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,916 the state asks that you revoke bail 484 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,092 and place him back into custody 485 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,658 until his preliminary hearing. 486 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,705 Your Honor, this charge is not a violent felony. 487 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,750 Might I remind you that Mr. McAtee 488 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,926 was just here being arraigned on a different charge? 489 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:24,233 That has nothing to do with today's arraignment. 490 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,583 Exactly. Today'sarraignment. 491 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,150 Yesterday was a misdemeanor charge, 492 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,717 today a felony. 493 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,675 What new charge can we look forward to tomorrow? 494 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:35,288 JUDGE: All right, Mr. McAtee will wear an ankle monitor, 495 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,854 and cannot travel outside of the county. 496 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,900 What? For real?JUDGE: The court will set a date 497 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,771 for his preliminary hearing. 498 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,301 "It's not like he's gonna run out and rob a bank." 499 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,047 Go ahead. 500 00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,223 What happens now? 501 00:18:57,266 --> 00:19:01,357 Uh, I suggest we consider a plea deal. 502 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,229 But he just pled not guilty. 503 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,710 He's facing ten years in prison, a $250,000 fine. 504 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:10,149 He has no sound alibi, he has an extensive rap sheet. 505 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,063 Yeah, I feared this day would come. 506 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:13,761 His dad is a lowlife. 507 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,197 I wasn't around enough. 508 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,157 I was working too hard trying to keep these kids alive. 509 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,332 This is all my fault. 510 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,377 I understand how you feel, 511 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:25,120 but you can't blame yourself. 512 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,774 Parenting is hard, and if you're 513 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,385 doing it alone, it's impossible.You think he did it. 514 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,214 I don't know.[sighs] 515 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,216 But with a plea deal, 516 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,218 we might be able to get a reduced sentence. 517 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,395 It's all my fault, damn it. 518 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,789 How long before this one's behind bars? 519 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:47,795 Danny, come on. 520 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,233 Let's go. 521 00:19:56,804 --> 00:20:01,243 Brand-new 80-inch 4K TV, huh? 522 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:05,291 Where'd we get the money for that, Mr. Grady Tibbels? 523 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,945 [camera shutter clicking] 524 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,209 What the hell are you doing here? 525 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,693 Tell me why you're creeping around my house 526 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,129 or I'm gonna blow your frickin' brains out! 527 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,088 Hey, hey, hey. There's no need to threaten the guy 528 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,699 who's here to save you money on your heating and cooling bills. 529 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,700 You know, I noticed that your windows are-- 530 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:24,701 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 531 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:25,963 Your name is Grady Tibbels, 532 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:27,226 and at least ten people know I'm here. 533 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,749 And scrubbing my brain matter 534 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:29,967 off all this brick would be extremely difficult. 535 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,708 How do you know my name? 536 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,971 I'm a private investigator. 537 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,364 Wow, I haven't been able to say that legitimately 538 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:38,149 for a long time. Please don't kill me. 539 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,282 Is this about my ex-girlfriend? The paternity test? 540 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,719 Or my ex-wife? Her paternity test? 541 00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:44,199 Is this about maybe the money I borrowed 542 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,983 from that loan shark, or the boat that I stole? 543 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,855 No, to all of that. 544 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:48,899 Wait, you stole a boat? 545 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,161 Then why are you here?! 546 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,859 Triple A Pawnbrokers was robbed last night, 547 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:52,860 and I was wondering if you... 548 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:55,079 [laughs] That dump? 549 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,299 Too bad. I was parked at a poker table 550 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,127 at Spirit Mountain Casino the whole night. 551 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,302 Cameras everywhere. 552 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,738 [sighs sharply] 553 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,305 Did you try the cameras at the pawn shop? 554 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,873 The thief turned off the power and killed them. 555 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,048 Not all of 'em. 556 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,006 What does that mean? 557 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,312 I'm not a snitch. 558 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:12,358 Okay, but I am, 559 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,229 and I have a few friends who are process servers 560 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,448 who would love to know where to find you 561 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,406 and this little boat you stole. 562 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:18,625 [sighs] 563 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,888 The owner of the place next to the pawn shop, 564 00:21:20,931 --> 00:21:22,193 he's a real weirdo. 565 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,066 He's into feet. Like, human feet. 566 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,502 Okay. 567 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,504 So he rigged up this hidden camera next to the sidewalk. 568 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:30,027 It's battery operated. 569 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:31,159 Uh-huh. 570 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,248 Maybe it caught something. 571 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,342 Were you able to get anything out of that camera? 572 00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:42,518 Oh, you did it. Oh, is this... 573 00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:46,435 Oh. Oh! 574 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,045 What the hell are you working on? 575 00:21:48,089 --> 00:21:50,439 It's, uh, the... 576 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:53,877 Does she-- Does that person know about the camera? 577 00:21:53,921 --> 00:21:57,533 Yes. They've been back and forth in front of that place 20 times 578 00:21:57,577 --> 00:22:00,231 in 20 different pairs of freak shoes. Huh. 579 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,798 I don't have time for this. 580 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,800 I'm working on the Collins murder/suicide trial. 581 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,541 Oh, you're so lucky. 582 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:09,284 LYLE: Where in Sam Hill did you find this? 583 00:22:11,242 --> 00:22:15,116 On the sidewalk near the pawn shop. 584 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,378 It's a long story. 585 00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:18,293 Can't we just fast-forward to nighttime? 586 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,555 Just zip ahead? 587 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,818 Be my guest. 588 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:28,999 Thanks a lot for turning my expense report in 589 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,087 to my mom, by the way. 590 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,480 I can't believe you did that. 591 00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:34,265 I can't believe you spent $370 592 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:37,138 on a porcelain figurine of Harriet the Spy. 593 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,574 It's the 60th anniversary! 594 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,837 She's got her little spy notebook, and... 595 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,404 I mean, it's very cool. 596 00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:45,407 Very delicate and broke way too easily, but very cool. 597 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:47,540 Wait, wait. Okay. 598 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,456 Here we go. 599 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:57,419 No... way. 600 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,290 TODD: So we need to go up to the house 601 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:01,118 and see if Johnny or Brian are home. 602 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,163 MARGARET: And they were his feet? 603 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:03,512 Mm-hmm.You're sure of it? 604 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,601 Johnny's feet in his boots?Yes. Yes. Yes. 605 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:08,604 I saw Johnny wearing these exact boots with the same orange 606 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:12,129 sticker or price tag or whatever in the courtroom. It was him. 607 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,175 A sticker on a boot is not enough evidence for me 608 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:16,917 to go charging into someone's home and accuse them of a crime. 609 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,006 Okay. Well, Johnny has access to Brian's car. 610 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:21,617 And late that night, his boots walked right up 611 00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,314 into the pawn shop and straight in the front door. 612 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:25,621 So he has a key? He unlocked it? 613 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,449 The owner said the lock was picked, so either that, 614 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,451 or he dropped down the chimney like Santa Claus. 615 00:23:29,495 --> 00:23:31,453 But these are Johnny's boots, he did it, 616 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:34,325 and Brian is innocent.[siren chirps] 617 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,161 Oh, wonderful. 618 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,902 Now what? 619 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,557 Come on. 620 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,906 [Danny laughs] 621 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,474 Officers, what... what is going on here? 622 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,084 I am the attorney representing 623 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:56,478 this child's cousin, Brian McAtee. 624 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,002 Your client cut off his ankle bracelet and fled. 625 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:00,917 No, no, no, no, that can't be right. 626 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:03,398 He fled? [scoffs] 627 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,182 Are-are you sure? 628 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:06,314 [clears throat] 629 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:08,490 [exhales] 630 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,362 DANNY:Gotcha! 631 00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:15,149 [grunts] Dude! In your face! Kill shot! 632 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:16,672 Who is he talking to? 633 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,500 The person he's playing the video game with. 634 00:24:18,544 --> 00:24:20,546 DANNY:Get him!Through the headset? 635 00:24:20,589 --> 00:24:22,199 He's playing someone online, Mom. 636 00:24:22,243 --> 00:24:23,505 DANNY: Yes! [laughs]Oh. 637 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,508 Danny? 638 00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:29,250 Do you remember us from the courthouse? 639 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:33,515 Do you know where Brian is? 640 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,387 Hello, I'm Alice Garrison. 641 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:38,955 Johnny asked me to watch Danny tonight. 642 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:42,481 [quietly]: He wasn't comfortable leaving him alone with Brian 643 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:44,308 after, you know, everything that's happened. 644 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,702 POLICEWOMAN: We've got patrols looking out for Brian. 645 00:24:46,746 --> 00:24:49,313 He won't get far.POLICEMAN: And in my experience, 646 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:52,273 when they run, they're guilty. 647 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:57,539 POLICEWOMAN: Ma'am, can we ask you a few more questions? 648 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,414 Danny? 649 00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:07,244 Do you have any idea where your father is? 650 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:08,376 Want some? 651 00:25:08,419 --> 00:25:10,987 Oh, uh, no, no. No, thank you. 652 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:14,251 This suit is very clean, and those are very 653 00:25:14,295 --> 00:25:16,558 unhealthy and bad for you. 654 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,082 Are you sure you don't know where your dad is? 655 00:25:19,126 --> 00:25:21,128 He's here. 656 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:22,564 Huh. 657 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:28,135 Todd, I need you to call this numb... 658 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:29,223 Todd? 659 00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:31,007 Todd? 660 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,487 Where are you going? 661 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,533 I need to find Brian to convince him to turn himself in. 662 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,491 Maybe he's at the bus station or the airport, 663 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,666 or-- I don't know-- 664 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,276 sleeping on a bench somewhere. 665 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,148 The police will find him.No, no, no. 666 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:43,150 I'm gonna find him first. He's probably just drunk, 667 00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:45,108 and stupidly hiding out in some bar somewhere. 668 00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:46,545 A tiger's spots don't change, right? 669 00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,285 Or whatever that saying is.Todd, 670 00:25:48,329 --> 00:25:49,765 as much as we might want to, 671 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:52,463 we can't always save our clients from themselves. 672 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,291 So, I should just give up on him? 673 00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:56,598 A lawyer doesn't give up on their clients. 674 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,687 They build the best defense they can, 675 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,168 even when they disappoint us. 676 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,778 Now come on. 677 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,475 We need to go talk to Johnny about his boots. 678 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,304 I mean, whatever, the boots. Brian took off. 679 00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:08,654 He cut his ankle monitor and ran. 680 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:10,569 Does that sound like an innocent person to you? 681 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,701 Todd, you asked me to take this case, and I did. 682 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,398 And I am going to see it through. 683 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:16,139 Johnny and Danny deserve that. 684 00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:18,359 But Brian doesn't? 685 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:22,624 I'm gonna find him. 686 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:27,107 Or at least... I'm gonna look. 687 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,073 [cheering, whistling] 688 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:40,337 ♪ So hot like a diamond bright, no, I ain't got kryptonite ♪ 689 00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:43,514 ♪ Living in the fast lane, speed of light ♪ 690 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:45,081 ♪ I bring the bass, I got the juice ♪ 691 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,822 ♪ Yeah, I'm the boss, I make the moves ♪ 692 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:48,650 ♪ I bring the bass, I got the juice ♪ 693 00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:50,609 ♪ I bring the boom. 694 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:58,312 So, uh, Johnny, you're a male entert... 695 00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,183 Uh, you're an adult... 696 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:03,099 Uh... you're a stripper. 697 00:27:03,143 --> 00:27:04,448 [laughs] Just at night. 698 00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:07,451 Oh.One paycheck ain't cutting it anymore. 699 00:27:07,495 --> 00:27:09,192 Not with two mouths to feed. 700 00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:12,456 And-and this was your only option? 701 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,459 Don't judge. It's legal, and the good Lord blessed me 702 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,853 with a little bit of rhythm and a cute ass. 703 00:27:17,897 --> 00:27:19,333 Oh.I'll do whatever I need to 704 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:21,291 to take care of my family. 705 00:27:21,335 --> 00:27:25,208 I understand completely, and I'm not judging. 706 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:27,863 I mean, maybe if I'd had the... body, 707 00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:31,432 I would have done the same thing when my first husband died. 708 00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,260 You're a widow. 709 00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:35,479 How long? 710 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:40,746 I wasa widow for, um, 15 years. 711 00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:43,705 Eight. It's weird, isn't it? 712 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,272 Raising kids by yourself 713 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:49,145 when you thought you'd be doing it together... forever? 714 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,365 Yes. I-I never imagined 715 00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:53,410 I'd be having that conversation here, 716 00:27:53,454 --> 00:27:56,892 but, um, yes, it is weird. 717 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,459 [laughs] 718 00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:00,896 Um, aren't you cold? 719 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:02,855 Hell no! I'm burning up! 720 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,813 Dancing's a great workout. 721 00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:06,902 And you were here the night of the robbery 722 00:28:06,946 --> 00:28:08,730 with your boots? 723 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:12,168 Yup. And a number of my regular clients could confirm that. 724 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:15,432 But Brian has those same boots. 725 00:28:15,476 --> 00:28:19,610 I bought two pairs. Sale at Walmart. 726 00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:22,265 I don't know how to tell you this, 727 00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:25,660 but we were over at your house earlier-- Todd and I-- 728 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,618 and-and the cops were there, 729 00:28:27,662 --> 00:28:29,664 and they were looking for Brian. 730 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,754 He's cut off his ankle bracelet and fled. 731 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:34,364 What?! Cops?!Yes. 732 00:28:34,408 --> 00:28:35,888 Where's Danny?Well, he's... 733 00:28:35,931 --> 00:28:37,280 Well, he's fine. Please. 734 00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:38,412 [high-pitched]: No! Sit... 735 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:39,718 back down, please. 736 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:43,417 Um, Mrs. Garrison is still watching him. 737 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:45,201 I can't believe Brian 738 00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,899 would do something so stupid! 739 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:50,641 Damn it. I love him as if he's my own son, 740 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,556 but he just keeps breaking my heart. 741 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,297 He needs to turn himself in, 742 00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,517 or he's going to end up in prison, just like his father. 743 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,780 His father isn't in prison. 744 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,434 Not anymore. 745 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,479 Ray got out about a year ago. 746 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:04,960 He did? Does Brian know that? 747 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,962 I didn't tell him. 748 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,399 His dad is bad news. 749 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,488 What was his father in prison for? 750 00:29:11,532 --> 00:29:14,796 Burglary. Like father, like son, huh? 751 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,278 Ray worked as a heat and air conditioning repairman, 752 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,280 and he robbed a bunch of his clients. 753 00:29:20,323 --> 00:29:23,674 Ah. And he lives in Portland? 754 00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:27,243 Lives in Salem. Fat Bass Trailer Park. 755 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,724 Court notified me when he got out. 756 00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:34,555 There may still be hope for Brian. 757 00:29:36,383 --> 00:29:38,341 Thank you very much. 758 00:29:38,385 --> 00:29:40,343 [shrieks] Okay. 759 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:43,738 I'm... I'm so sorry. 760 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,522 [knocking] 761 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:49,700 Well, hello there. 762 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:54,314 Ray McAtee? I'm here about your son, Brian. 763 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,489 Do you have a moment? 764 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,491 Sure. Sure, come on in. 765 00:29:57,534 --> 00:29:59,406 Get you a beer. 766 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,848 Well, um, I'm sorry to disturb you, 767 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:10,025 but, uh, I'm-I'm a friend of your son, Brian's, and 768 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:13,507 I was just wondering if-if you've spoken to him 769 00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,639 since you were released from prison? 770 00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:17,685 I'm sorry to say I haven't. 771 00:30:17,728 --> 00:30:18,904 Ah. 772 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:20,383 Why, thank you. 773 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:23,386 No, not since, uh, he was growing his first 774 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:26,955 chest hair and my jerk brother, 775 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:29,436 Johnny, stole him from me. 776 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,046 And-and how did he do that? 777 00:30:31,090 --> 00:30:34,615 He called social services, said I was an unfit parent. 778 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,704 Unfit, my ass. 779 00:30:36,747 --> 00:30:39,533 Now that you are a free man, 780 00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:41,840 how is it that you support yourself? 781 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:44,755 I do what I can to scrape by. 782 00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,410 Once I get my HVAC business going again, 783 00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,456 I'll be stacking the cash. 784 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:51,066 You had your own business? 785 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:53,895 Yeah, before I got locked up, I used to fix HVAC systems. 786 00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:56,898 I was damn good at it, too. 787 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:04,775 Look, I'm just saying, people are gossiping about Mom. 788 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,603 Oh, no! Gossip!Shut up. 789 00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,041 And Chuck's mom just heard some crazy thing 790 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:11,391 about Harry being in a cult. 791 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,914 And it wouldn't kill you to take Mom 792 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,699 to some symphony benefit 793 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,788 nonsense gala thing that she loves 794 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,790 so she doesn't have to go alone or miss it. 795 00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:23,533 Um, no. No thanks. I'd rather eat glass, thank you very much. 796 00:31:23,577 --> 00:31:24,752 Really? You'd rather eat glass? 797 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:26,058 That's a little overdramatic.Really? 798 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,929 I think, if anything, it's under-dramatic. 799 00:31:27,973 --> 00:31:29,670 Allison and I went to the Philip Glass Symphony once. 800 00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:31,846 Lawrence and I wanted to go. Did you enjoy it? 801 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,587 Not really.I don't care about supporting the symphony. 802 00:31:33,630 --> 00:31:34,805 But you're not going to support the symphony. 803 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,590 You're going to support Mom. 804 00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:37,939 I've had a really bad day, 805 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:39,854 week, and two-year stretch, so, no, 806 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:42,465 I'm not going with Mom to face off with her mortal frenemies 807 00:31:42,509 --> 00:31:43,858 in ball gowns while she lies 808 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,816 about her whole life being so wonderful. 809 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:49,472 Wow. Sounds like you really did have a bad day. What happened? 810 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:50,691 Don't encourage him. 811 00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:52,736 Why, thank you for asking, Chuck. 812 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:55,391 I'm sure Allison remembers Brian McAtee? 813 00:31:55,435 --> 00:31:57,045 Yeah, he used to come into the mini mart where I worked 814 00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:59,700 in high school and shoplift beer for his dad. 815 00:31:59,743 --> 00:32:01,093 And you let him do that? 816 00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:04,139 Yeah, I'm the bad guy in this story, babe. 817 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:05,662 What about him? 818 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:06,968 Oh, he's just missing, on the run, 819 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,752 wanted by the police, and most likely, 820 00:32:08,796 --> 00:32:10,493 guilty and going to jail forever. 821 00:32:10,537 --> 00:32:12,887 And I've been looking for him everywhere, and cannot find him. 822 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,890 So it's been super, super fun. It's like a really great, 823 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,023 awful weight on my shoulders that I'll never be free of. 824 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:19,720 Hooray! Can I have the meat, please? 825 00:32:19,763 --> 00:32:21,156 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 826 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,985 [door opens]MARGARET: Todd? Todd, where are you? 827 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:27,554 Ugh. I have been looking everywhere for you. 828 00:32:27,597 --> 00:32:29,599 He's been right here at dinner where you 829 00:32:29,643 --> 00:32:30,731 were supposed to be an hour ago. I have left messages on your voice machine. I... 830 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:31,906 Look, I don't want to hear it, okay? 831 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,951 You were right about Brian, all right? 832 00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,300 He's a big old loser.I know, but Todd, I hav 833 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,518 to tell you something.He'll never have a house, 834 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:36,911 he'll never have a normal life.But Todd... 835 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,173 He'll never have a mudroom, or a job 836 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:39,174 that pays him six figures, he'll never 837 00:32:39,218 --> 00:32:40,915 have a tie that you approve of. 838 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,003 He's guilty, okay?Stop talking for five seconds, 839 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:42,917 so I can... No, Todd! No. 840 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,050 Brian is innocent. 841 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,712 Okay, so what are we doing here, and what the hell is this? 842 00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:59,673 It's an HVAC, or an H-WHACK, or I don't know. I don't know. 843 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:03,198 Uh, it's the heating and the air conditioning. 844 00:33:03,242 --> 00:33:06,506 And-and Brian's father told me that he used to repair these. 845 00:33:06,549 --> 00:33:10,901 So, I looked up his record, and turns out that he burglarized 846 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,555 a bunch of businesses that he serviced. 847 00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:14,905 Okay. Did he work on this, here? 848 00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:17,038 I have no idea, but my gut tells me 849 00:33:17,082 --> 00:33:19,127 that he broke into this building, 850 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:23,175 and this air... thing helped him somehow. 851 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:26,830 Huh. The pawn shop guy did say his heating wasn't working. 852 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,919 [gasps] Yes. Good. Okay. 853 00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:30,573 Great. Get on up there! 854 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:31,835 Get on up there? 855 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,054 You shimmy up the side. 856 00:33:33,098 --> 00:33:34,795 What? What am I, The Human Snake? 857 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:38,059 Todd, he might have broken in through that vent right there. 858 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:40,061 So, go!All right. Uh, okay, look. 859 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:43,151 Look, I'm gonna... Hang on.Yes. Oh. 860 00:33:43,195 --> 00:33:46,067 Good. Yes. Ladder. Smart.[mumbles] 861 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,591 Okay. [groans]What? Oh, Todd, that's... 862 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,245 You just stand there and do nothing. I'll do everything. 863 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:51,725 No, no, I'll help. Just up here. Yes, up here. 864 00:33:51,768 --> 00:33:53,335 Just please help. I... 865 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:55,859 Oh, good. That way.That's a real team effort. Thanks, Mom. 866 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,774 Appreciate it.Now be careful you don't get a splinter, 867 00:33:57,818 --> 00:33:58,862 sweetheart.I got it. 868 00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:00,908 Yeah. That's it. Perfect.[groans] 869 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,606 Good. Higher. Higher. 870 00:34:03,650 --> 00:34:05,913 All right.Yes. And now faster, faster. 871 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,219 Hurry up. Go, go, go, go. 872 00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,916 And, uh, be careful. Don't break your neck. 873 00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,136 Well, which is it? Go faster, or don't break my neck? 874 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:13,094 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can you hold this, please? 875 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,748 Steady me?Okay. Go ahead. 876 00:34:14,791 --> 00:34:17,055 Okay. [groans] 877 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,796 Good.[groans] 878 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,625 [sighs] Nope. 879 00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:24,888 No way any adult human could fit in here. 880 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:27,239 It's-it's a small hole. 881 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,979 Okay, well, now take that cover thing off 882 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,633 and reach around inside. 883 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,113 Okay. 884 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,723 Good. 885 00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:34,985 Stick your head in. 886 00:34:35,029 --> 00:34:36,117 Stick my head in? 887 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:38,119 Uh-huh.[sighs] 888 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,773 Squeeze on in there! 889 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:40,948 It's too small! 890 00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,297 I'm telling you, there's nothing in here. 891 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:44,299 Do I have to do everything myself? 892 00:34:44,343 --> 00:34:46,127 The one little thing that I asked you to do. 893 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,781 No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing?! 894 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,174 I asked you to get in there. That's what I asked you to do, 895 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:50,305 is get in there.Do not climb up. 896 00:34:50,349 --> 00:34:52,002 This is not meant for two people. 897 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:53,134 And look inside and look for evidence. 898 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,309 That's what I'm asking you to do. 899 00:34:54,353 --> 00:34:56,137 At least take my hand, please.Okay. 900 00:34:56,181 --> 00:34:57,747 Hold me. Hold me. Okay.I got you. I got you. Look. 901 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,097 Okay.See for yourself. 902 00:34:59,140 --> 00:35:01,186 See? Nothing in there. What?[gasps] 903 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,796 What is on your hand? 904 00:35:02,839 --> 00:35:05,320 I don't know. Toxic vent dust, 905 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:06,843 orange asbestos. Taste it. 906 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:07,931 What?Taste it. 907 00:35:07,975 --> 00:35:10,325 No. Ew! It's... 908 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:12,588 cheesy. 909 00:35:12,632 --> 00:35:14,895 Danny.Danny? 910 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:18,072 Like Santa down the chimney. 911 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:22,990 MARGARET: So, let's talk about that night 912 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:25,210 that you went for a ride with Uncle Ray. 913 00:35:27,777 --> 00:35:29,562 You mean in Brian's car? 914 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,870 Yes, sweetheart. 915 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:37,352 In Brian's car. Where did you go? 916 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:43,053 If I tell you, Uncle Ray won't play games with me anymore, 917 00:35:43,097 --> 00:35:45,230 and I like playing with him. 918 00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:49,712 You play games with your Uncle Ray online? 919 00:35:51,366 --> 00:35:53,194 It's okay. 920 00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:55,327 Answer the question, Danny. 921 00:35:55,979 --> 00:35:58,939 We went to help Uncle Ray's friend. 922 00:35:58,982 --> 00:36:01,159 What kind of help did he need? 923 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,204 He locked himself out of his store.Mm-hmm. 924 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:06,207 So me and Uncle Ray needed to get in the shop 925 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,123 through the secret door and bring him stuff. 926 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,995 What, uh... what kind of stuff? 927 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:15,129 Money and coins, jewelry. 928 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:18,088 As much as we could carry without dropping. 929 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:22,180 And where was that secret door that led you down into the shop? 930 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:24,399 In the back. 931 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,096 It's small, 932 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,402 but I went through the hole 933 00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:29,796 just like Uncle Ray taught me. 934 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:33,060 It was pretty fun, I guess. 935 00:36:35,454 --> 00:36:37,064 [sighs] 936 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:41,024 Is this because Uncle Ray stole Brian's shoes? 937 00:36:41,068 --> 00:36:42,896 I told him he had 938 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:45,028 to put them back. 939 00:36:45,072 --> 00:36:46,378 I'm sorry. 940 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:50,817 Hey, it's okay, son. It's okay. Come here. 941 00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:54,124 You didn't do anything wrong. 942 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:57,737 We have to find Brian. 943 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,827 Did you call his new number? 944 00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:03,699 No. 945 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,790 Well, what else was I gonna do? 946 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:11,446 Not run. I was afraid you were drunk somewhere in a ditch. 947 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:14,449 Just... I didn't see a way out. 948 00:37:14,493 --> 00:37:17,191 It's... it's like I couldn't handle the stress, man. 949 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,280 Yeah, you definitely need some better coping skills. 950 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,413 And you got to stay out of trouble. 951 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,806 My mom's not always gonna be around to bail you out 952 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:26,983 and give you my ties. 953 00:37:27,027 --> 00:37:29,072 I'm gonna get my act together. 954 00:37:29,116 --> 00:37:30,726 For real this time.Yeah. 955 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,946 Gonna stop drinking. I don't know. 956 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,469 AA, group therapy. 957 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:37,820 Maybe some Anthony Robbins-like badge 958 00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,127 of personal achievement kind of deal. [laughs] 959 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,347 Whatever works. 960 00:37:43,043 --> 00:37:46,307 Hey, do you think I could keep the tie? 961 00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:49,745 Considering the recent developments, 962 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:52,226 there's no reason to pursue this matter any further. 963 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,228 This case, along with the violation 964 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,274 of the terms of the ankle monitor, 965 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:59,277 is dismissed.[Brian and Margaret exhale] 966 00:38:03,063 --> 00:38:05,326 Thank you so much, Mrs. Wright. 967 00:38:05,370 --> 00:38:07,241 How am I ever gonna repay you? 968 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,504 Well, you could start with no more trespassing. 969 00:38:09,548 --> 00:38:10,505 Gotcha. 970 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,072 Be grateful for your uncle. 971 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,421 On it. 972 00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:17,251 And Brian, I am... so sorry 973 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,297 I didn't believe in you. 974 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,234 Oh.Oh, hey. 975 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:45,540 Hey. Hi.Hi. 976 00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:47,847 Your mom just texted me. Brian's off the hook? 977 00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:51,154 Yes! Redeemed in the eyes of society. For now. 978 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:53,374 He'll be okay. For now. 979 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,289 I can't believe his own father was trying 980 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,986 to frame him for a crime. 981 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,466 Yeah, well, this is why parenting is tricky, 982 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,903 and why people shouldn't have any more babies. 983 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,906 No more babies.No! No more babies. 984 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:05,299 Not for a while, no. 985 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,083 I mean, why would you want to bring a baby 986 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,389 into the world right now? 987 00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:10,391 You're not having a baby, are you? 988 00:39:10,435 --> 00:39:13,133 It's actually illegal for you to be asking me that. 989 00:39:13,176 --> 00:39:15,178 Oh.But no, not yet. 990 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:17,180 We are having a baby in November. 991 00:39:17,224 --> 00:39:19,313 Huh?Of 2025. 992 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,271 In three years. 993 00:39:21,315 --> 00:39:25,058 Oh. So, you have a plan, like, a family plan? 994 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,103 Yup, we have a plan. 995 00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:29,018 We?Yeah. 996 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,064 I mean, without a plan, how are we gonna frame this baby 997 00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:33,066 for a pawn shop heist? 998 00:39:33,109 --> 00:39:35,024 Right, well, try to pull that off 999 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:37,592 while it's still small enough to crawl through a heating duct. 1000 00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:40,160 I think they stay small for a while. 1001 00:39:40,203 --> 00:39:42,336 [elevator bell dings] 1002 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,991 Uh, anyway, gotta go. 1003 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,428 Sure.But, uh, congrats 1004 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,256 to "redeemed in the eyes of society" Brian. 1005 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:50,866 Yeah. 1006 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:54,000 You-- not so much. 1007 00:39:54,043 --> 00:39:57,003 Thanks. Thank you. Thanks a lot. 1008 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:15,456 Wow. You look great, Mom. 1009 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:19,982 Thanks. And Chuck's tux almost fits you perfectly. 1010 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:21,375 Hmm. 1011 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:25,205 Are these for me? These flowers 1012 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:28,991 that my neighbor, Mrs. Jackson, threw in the trash last night? 1013 00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:31,646 Well, they're still alive, and they're new to you. 1014 00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:34,475 Oh, uh, anything else on that other matter? 1015 00:40:34,519 --> 00:40:37,957 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Check this out. 1016 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:42,004 [laughing]: Oh. 1017 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,443 Right now? 1018 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:48,054 [line ringing] 1019 00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:54,190 Margaret! Oh, hello. Where are you? Are you coming tonight? 1020 00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,018 Hi, girls. Yes, of course. 1021 00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,020 My date was late, but he's just arrived. 1022 00:40:58,064 --> 00:40:59,413 BOTH: Date? 1023 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,936 What about Harry?Who is it? 1024 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:05,288 Oh, it's just a handsome young man that I know. 1025 00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:08,422 Harry and I... have split. 1026 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,033 But you knew that, didn't you? 1027 00:41:11,077 --> 00:41:14,341 I mean, the way you've been gossiping about me, 1028 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:17,300 all around town, which is so unkind, 1029 00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:19,215 and frankly, it's ill-advised. 1030 00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:22,610 I mean, Desiree, how would you feel if somebody found out 1031 00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:26,048 that your husband had been let go from a job 1032 00:41:26,092 --> 00:41:27,659 because of inappropriate behavior? 1033 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,095 Or... 1034 00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:32,402 that you have been having long lunches 1035 00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:35,580 every afternoon at The Heathman, 1036 00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:37,320 oh, with Erica's husband? 1037 00:41:37,364 --> 00:41:39,148 [laughs]TODD: Oh. 1038 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:41,324 See you at the gala, ladies! 1039 00:41:41,368 --> 00:41:42,587 That was cold. 1040 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:45,590 [exhales] Ice-cold. Come. 1041 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,374 Wow. 1042 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,376 Ah. 1043 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,726 This is for you. 1044 00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:54,120 Mm-hmm. 1045 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:58,385 It's your old copy of Harriet the Spy. 1046 00:41:58,428 --> 00:42:00,996 Wow! I didn't know we still had this! 1047 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,303 Thank you. Thank you. 1048 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:05,523 Was this in one of my old boxes? 1049 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:08,438 Where are my boxes, by the way? 1050 00:42:08,482 --> 00:42:11,746 You still have my stuff, right? 1051 00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,271 You didn't throw my stuff away? 1052 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,447 Mom? It was only three boxes! 1053 00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:20,755 It was four boxes.