[shrieks, gasps]
Whoa!
Skadoosh.
Game faces, everyone.
We have a massive challenge ahead of us,
the greatest test of our abilities yet, but we can do it!
Just make sure you evenly distribute the sauces, 'kay?
Mm! Perfect bite.
-[Blade scoffs] -[Po] Mm! We're doing great!
[munching] Mm.
[burps]
This was for all of us, wasn't it?
[Blade sighs]
So, you actually like all this?
The kids, the screaming, the charging people fair prices?
Oh, it's disgusting.
It's honest. A quality I hope to pass on to Padma.
-[Padma] Whoa! -[clattering]
I need two more samosas, Eddie!
Nice work, dear.
Okay, enough. How do we get the pendant from this Jayesh person?
Keep your voice down.
I'm only helping you this once, so don't make me regret it.
[Diya chuckles nervously]
Jayesh is a collector.
And when he gets his eye on something he likes,
he doesn't let it go.
Hey, I think we met him yesterday.
Snooty rich guy, all up in everyone's biz.
-[Jayesh] Hmm? Mm… -[Diya] He's seen you.
That makes things difficult.
When have we ever walked away from a challenge? We just need a plan.
[gasps] A secret heist plan for a heist! Do we have blueprints?
Ooh! Or a room filled with cool, sneaky stuff made for planning the perfect crime?
Close.
Let's say this is the pendant, and this is Jayesh.
Mm, I like this better.
Master Mastodon's pendant is one of Jayesh's most prized possessions.
He keeps it in his private collection, under heavy security.
Po! You're getting chutney on the pendant!
[Po] Oh, sorry. [munches, chuckles]
Great. You ate Jayesh.
Just his head. Or his leg.
The door to the room is made of steel as thick as your arm.
There's only one key,
and it stays on his key ring at all times.
The room is off the courtyard,
surrounded by fortified walls and snake guards.
[Diya mimics snake guards hissing]
Ready to give up? I could use more servers.
-[clattering] -[Padma groans]
Eddie, I need one more biryani and two more tikka masalas.
-You're doing a fine job, my darling. -[Rukhmini scoffs]
This is kid stuff. Here's how we do it.
Once we're inside, I'll distract Jayesh long enough to pickpocket that key.
Next, I'll sneak past the guards and unlock the door,
snatch the pendant, return the key, and come back here before Jayesh realizes
that Rukhmini, the Raider of Raipur, has struck again.
-What? -You gave yourself all the jobs.
You can't give yourself all the jobs.
He's right. I'll distract Jayesh.
[Rukhmini laughs]
You? Oh, Miss Charisma?
If anything, you're the muscle.
I am not just muscle.
I was raised in high society, so I can blend in.
Besides, Jayesh didn't catch me stealing a cup.
Plus, she's good at pretending to be something she's not.
I mean, in a good way.
For this.
Ooh! You could play Duchess… Mellormuffin.
I can make up my own name.
Thank you.
And the short one should be our eyes in the sky.
Keep tabs on Jayesh's location.
Oh, I'd be delighted.
Back in my day, we used wing signals.
And then, with my swift swifty-ness, I can grab the pendant.
-Wrong. That's my job. -Okay, then what am I supposed to do?
Stay out of our way.
Enjoy the snack bar.
What?! I'm a kung fu master.
You gave my dad a cool heist job and he's just a n-noodle chef!
Hey! I surprise myself every day.
Let me figure out how we get into the building.
-[mutters] How do we get in the building? -The way we've always done it.
Tonight, there's an engagement party.
You'll blend in with the crowd--
Careful, Diya. You're smiling.
-[Rukhmini munches] -I won't risk Padma's future for this.
If you get caught, I don't know you.
-[clattering] -[Padma shrieks]
-[Padma] I think we can salvage it. -[object smashes]
[high-pitched whine]
[Klaus groans]
[insects chirping]
[wind gusting]
[wind howling]
[grunts]
Huh?
[chuckles]
Look at that, you're not dead!
Help me pack. C'mon, c'mon.
-[Klaus groans] -[wind gusting]
How did we get up here?
The helmet!
Plucked us out of the water and dropped us in this tree, it did.
The real question is, who's wearing it?
-You don't think the bears got here first? -No, no.
This is someone else.
[up-tempo music playing in distance]
[indistinct chattering]
[Rukhmini] I can't believe you didn't let me take the whip.
But Jayesh saw it before, Rukhmini. He'll recognize you for sure.
-I hid it safely. You don't need to worry. -[Rukhmini scoffs]
[snake guards hissing]
I don't know, Rukhmini. How are we gonna get past those guards?
We might stand out a little.
You want in? Here's your big test.
Walk inside. Easy.
Can you do that?
[guests chattering]
[guards hissing]
-[guard hisses] -We're here for the party.
[guard hisses]
[guard hisses, grunts]
[chuckles] Incredible stealth, everyone. They have no idea.
Hey, Rukhmini!
We made it inside!
[groans] I should go back to working alone.
-[laughter and chattering] -[up-tempo music playing]
It's not really the intense heist vibes I was hoping for.
Gonna need some stealth tunes to really get into it.
♪ Stealth mission, mission of stealth Wah-wah-wah-wah! ♪
♪ Wah! Stealth mission, mission of stealth Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah! ♪
-I just remembered. -What?
I hate high society.
Just turn on the charm and I'll handle the dangerous stuff.
Blade, you mingle over by the entrance,
wait for my signal to follow Jayesh and distract him with your…
charms, until I can nab that key.
Ping, get to that tower and signal when you see Jayesh go inside the palace.
I'll wait for your signal from that table over there.
-Po… -Yeah.
-…you can wait at the snack bar. -Time to get to work.
-Have fun at the snack bar, son! -Cool.
I'll just… eat some dosas, I guess.
Vital heist role.
Mm. Mm-mm.
Oh, that's tasty. Mm.
Uh, hello. May I mingle with you?
Mingle?
-Have you ever? Never! -[guest] Oh, me neither.
Oh.
[honks]
No one hides from Ping!
Hm. Wedding crowd. Oh, good pickings.
[guests chattering]
[grunts] Excuse me.
Some hors d'oeuvres?
[guests chattering]
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
This bust of a child eating paneer cost me nearly 11,000 silver,
so hands off, Gopal!
[guest] Hmm. Mm-hmm.
Now, if you want to see something really impressive,
follow me inside.
Gotcha!
[whispering] Rukhmini! Hey! Psst!
Psst! Hey! Hey! Rukhmini, psst! Psst! Over here!
Jayesh, he's going inside.
Hey! Psst.
Psst! Over here!
Jayesh, he's going inside.
Psst! Rukhmini! Hey!
[gasps]
[Mr. Ping screams]
[Blade gasps]
[grunts] It's on!
It's on! Go, go, go, go, go!
[insects chirping]
So, how do we get down?
I've got a feeling whoever's using that helmet will come to us.
A little two-on-one, eh?
I like our odds.
[chittering in distance]
[wind gusting]
[Klaus sniffs]
[chittering]
Still like our odds?
Come on, all of ya! Come on!
Come on!
[chittering]
Hey!
Stop stealing our food, you!
[chittering]
[Veruca grunts]
[chittering]
[Klaus grunts]
They've taken everything! We'll starve before we find that helmet!
[Veruca laughs]
Clever little buggers.
But I can be clever too.
[vine rustling]
[Veruca cackles]
[Klaus shrieks]
[laughter and chattering]
[inhales deeply, sighs]
-[cheering in distance] -[gulps]
And this piece was made completely from petrified dung.
Apparently, it came out this way.
-Ooh! -Interesting.
-[Blade] I say flush it! -[guests gasp]
[chattering stops]
[slurps]
I'll have you know that my father himself gave me this piece.
How dare you insult his taste!
Uh…
[Jayesh laughs]
I'm kidding!
My father never gave me a thing.
Clearly, you speak your mind in a way others don't, Miss, uh…
Uh, uh… Duchess…
Duchess…
[sighs]
…Mellormuffin.
Duchess Mellormuffin.
[Jayesh] Hmm…
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
The world is so full of people pretending to be something they're not.
[Blade gulps]
But not you.
You're direct. Real.
[Blade coughs]
Why, yes.
I'd love your opinion on some other pieces.
[mutters] Where are you, Rukhmini?
[guests chattering]
Oh, just one more.
-Oh. No, no thank you! -Oh-oh! Mm-hmm.
-Uh, excuse me. -Hmm?
[Rukhmini grunts]
[Rukhmini muttering]
It was there one second and gone the next!
My jewels! My priceless jewels!
I've been robbed!
[up-tempo music playing]
[laughter and cheering]
Mm!
[dish clatters]
-Uh, red alert! Sound the alarms! -[coughs] What? What's happening?
Uh, Blade's with Jayesh now, uh, but Rukhmini never showed up!
[up-tempo music continues]
[gasps] Rukhmini's trapped!
That means there's only one person who can get this heist back on track.
I'll do it.
No, Dad, it's me.
Hmm… Well, okay, that's fine with me also.
[chuckles] I mean, I'm happy to…
♪ Stealth mission, mission of stealth Wah-wah-wah-wah! ♪
♪ Wah! ♪
-Hmm? -♪ Stealth mission, mission of stealth ♪
♪ We're talking kung fu master Out of control ♪
-[Po gasps] -[Jayesh laughs]
Okay, do these ones next, this Vermeerkat.
Derivative.
You devil! What about this Claude Monket?
Oh! I'd wish he'd learn how to draw inside the lines.
What is that, crayon?
[Jayesh laughs]
-Now, this one-- -Dreadful. The worst of them all.
…I painted myself.
…is what a peasant would say. [chuckles]
This is inspired!
You… You think so?
Uh… I'll take it!
Really? You want my painting?
[Blade] Of course! Such excellence must be mine.
Well… [hiccups]
…I must say, I wasn't prepared to sell so much at my… [hiccups]
…engagement party.
-Do you need a glass of water? -[hiccups] Why?
You started hiccupping when you brought up your engagement.
No, I didn't. [hiccups]
[Po mouths]
[Jayesh sighs]
The one thing my father did give me…
Stress hiccups.
Marriage is a big life change for me. [hiccups]
What am I doing?
Spilling my guts to a duchess? You don't want to hear about this.
Oh, I… I understand.
I am recently familiar with a big life change as well.
Is that true, Duchess Mellormuffin?
Who? Oh! Yes. [chuckles] Me!
[Blade laughs]
But I had someone by my side the whole time.
Holding me…
up!
[sighs] It's just so hard to trust people.
[Jayesh hiccups]
Thank you for listening.
I can't tell you how much your honesty means to me this evening.
I'll remember this chat for a long time, Duchess Mellormuffin.
[Po grunts]
Huh?
[grunts] 'Twas I! My… lockjaw.
[Blade grunts]
-All good. -[Jayesh] You know what?
Perhaps, if you're willing to spend a bit,
I can show you the really good stuff that I keep locked up.
-Uh, no! -[Jayesh hiccups]
Uh, sorry. I, uh… I-I only meant that I'll take it all.
The whole room, sight unseen!
Oh, my. What a true surprise.
I'll give you a good price. A regular steal.
That sounds perfect.
[hissing]
[panting]
-[gasps] -Well, did you get the key?
Yep!
Also, that Jayesh guy is a big-time oversharer.
[pot shatters]
[lock turns]
[door creaks]
[gasps]
[door creaks]
[Mr. Ping panting]
[bells jingling]
[Po gasps]
[gulps] Oh! This looks bad, Po.
Don't worry, Dad. I got this.
-If you say so. I'll just stand guard. -Uh-huh.
-[chuckles] Uh, good luck, son. -Mm-hmm.
-[bones cracking] -This is it, Po.
The greatest test of your abilities yet.
But I believe in you.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
[grunts]
[groans]
[bell jingles]
[grunts]
[Mr. Ping gasps]
[Po inhales sharply]
[Po grunts]
Mm. Those interpretive-dance classes really paid off.
[panting]
[guards hissing]
-Where's Jayesh now? -Po's way ahead of you.
[Rukhmini gasps]
[Po grunts]
Oh!
[Po grunts]
Oh. Didn't know you had it in you, panda.
[Veruca] Wait till I get my hands around their little necks.
Once I have the helmet, I'll sink this island.
Bury it, I will!
They brought us here just to loot our ship?
Doesn't sit right. What if we're running into a trap?
Ain't no trap that can hold, hold, hold us.
[Veruca laughs]
-[foliage rustling] -[Veruca gasps]
[rustling continues]
[wind gusting]
[Veruca grunts]
[whimpering]
Let me go!
He'll have your head for this!
Oh, don't be afraid.
Take us to the helmet and maybe we only kill most of your friends.
[mask clatters]
Nigel?
Klaus? Veruca?
Oh, God!
[thud]
I thought you were all gone.
We thought you were dead!
[both laugh]
Hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs! [laughs]
Veruca!
We found the other mages.
[whimpers]
[Po panting]
[Po grunting]
I can't make it!
[bell jingles]
[both gasp]
[chuckles] Ding-a-ling!
Uh, ding, ding!
[Mr. Ping gasps]
Psst!
Here!
[Po gasps]
Ah!
[Po grunting]
Dad, you super-heist genius!
Not my first heist. [chuckles]
W-w-w-wait, what?
[Rukhmini grunts]
I'll have you know I executed my part in all this perfectly.
I was charming, I was exciting,
and I owe about 12 million silver, so I'm ready to get out of here.
Also, where were you?
I got held up. Let's not make a big thing out of it.
[guest] The ceremony is about to begin!
[laughter and cheering]
[applause]
[Padma shrieks]
Guess what? One invaluable ancient enchanted pendant, delivered by--
-[Rukhmini] We have to go! Now! -[guards hissing]
-[Po] What? Why? -It's a trap!
Thieves!
[guards hissing]
Duchess Mellormuffin?
[guests gasp]
[guests murmuring]
I told you there would be an attempt tonight.
[gasps] Diya?
I'm sorry, do I know you?
-[Rukhmini groans] -[guard hisses]
Now you see, you can trust me.
So it would seem.
[Jayesh hiccups]
[guards hissing]