[shrieks, gasps]
Whoa!
Skadoosh.
[guests gasp]
[Jayesh] Caught red-handed.
How dare you steal from me and think you can get away with it?
[guard hisses]
Steal what?
Uh, we would never steal from anyone.
We came in with all that stuff.
[guest] Hey! That's my necklace.
[Jayesh grunts]
I know you…
From the market.
I knew you were scum!
Where's the staff?
I was offering you 50 pieces of silver for it,
but now, I'll take it for free.
Uh… I already sold it.
See? I told you it was a good idea to hide it.
This, sir, is what those sewer-dwelling scoundrels were after.
[Jayesh] Master Mastodon's pendant.
Hmm. Very foolish.
If not for you, Diya, they would have gotten away with it.
Consider the capture of these thieves my first wedding gift to you.
And the return of this beautiful pendant,
a symbol of my loyalty and trustworthiness,
future son-in-law.
I was hesitant about you, Diya,
but now I see the union of our families will be a benefit to the entire community.
Hmm.
Now that I look at it,
this necklace would make a fine thali for my…
[hiccups] …my, uh, wedding.
[hiccups] Hmm.
I suppose it's time to set a date.
Oh, well, now that you mention it, how about now?
-[Jayesh hiccups] -Today! Immediately.
Oh! Oh…
[Jayesh] Uh… [chuckles]
-Uh… -[Padma chuckles]
-[Jayesh hiccups] -[Padma yelps]
I-I was gonna say "pretty soon," but, uh, y-yeah.
Today it is!
Everyone, you are all invited to my wedding.
[hiccups, chuckles] Uh, today!
[chuckles nervously, hiccups]
Pfft! No problem.
We just wait until things cool down, steal it off a new bride,
fresh from her wedding…
We're still the good guys, right?
The Villains Canteen is ready to accommodate a large group
at a moment's notice.
Diya, you absolute traitor!
-[Rukhmini grunts] -[guards hissing]
[all groaning]
[Rukhmini] Oh, I will exact my most terrible revenge upon you,
you poorly made poppadom!
-You pile of-- -Shut it!
Bring her.
I'll have her tell me what she really did with that cane.
As for the others, lock them up.
I'll deal with them later.
Perhaps after my 80-day honeymoon sailing across the world.
[Veruca groans]
Oi! Where's the helmet?
Veruca, don't be rude.
What? That's what we're here for.
-Where do you think I'm taking you? -Good. That's very good.
It's a trap. Time to squash him.
What? No, Veruca. It's our people.
We thought they were dead.
They thought we were too.
[Nigel] Here we are.
Welcome home…
to the last heart of the mages.
[mages chittering in distance]
[Klaus gasps]
[Veruca gasps]
We call it…
New England.
Eh? Get it? [chuckles]
Stupid name.
Still want to squash him?
A little.
-[guard hisses] -[Po grunting]
[bell jingles]
-[door creaking] -[Po grunts]
[Po] I'm just gonna… [grunts]
[grunting continues]
[hisses] It's not budging, pal.
Don't "pal" me, bud.
Don't "bud" me, guy!
Don't "guy" me… pal!
Dang it! I said that already.
[chuckles] Got him!
We have to find a way out of here and stop that wedding.
If they leave with that pendant,
we'll have no way of finding the Storm Wheels.
-And we gotta save Rukhmini. -[sighs]
Rukhmini is the reason we're stuck here.
Let's just focus on getting that pendant for now, okay?
-But-- -I'm sure she can take care of herself.
There must be a way out of here.
[wind whistling]
-Uh, Blade? -Wait.
[whistling continues]
[gasps]
Po, help me move this pedestal.
[knuckles crack]
[all grunting]
[Mr. Ping] What's this?
How did you know to do that? [gasps]
Are you psychic? Quick, what am I thinking right now?
You're hungry.
What?
You're always hungry.
This is how we'll make our escape.
I got this! [grunting]
[grunts] Get in there.
[Po grunting]
[Po groans]
Alright, it's too small. But don't worry, I got an idea.
Dad, give me a hand.
[Po grunting]
-[Blade] Guys, heads up! -[others] Huh?
[Blade grunts]
[clattering]
Hey! What's going on in there, buddy?
Nothing. And don't call me "buddy," pal.
Don't call me "pal," mac.
Don't call me "mac," sport.
Don't call me "sport," chief.
Don't call me "chief," muchacho.
Don't call me "muchacho," slick.
[grunts echoing]
Ha! Got him again.
[Jayesh hiccups]
[hiccups]
[Rukhmini] So nervous.
If I didn't know better, I'd say you didn't want to get married.
[Jayesh hiccups]
Silence.
Oh, I'm just concerned is all.
I don't need your concern.
Just tell me where you've hidden the cane.
I'm not fond of mingling with lowlifes like you.
Oh, yeah?
Then why are you marrying the daughter of one of India's Most Wanted?
[Jayesh hiccups, grunts]
[Jayesh sighs]
[chuckles] That's right.
Diya is a thief.
She's my old partner. Ha!
I'm aware.
I bought up every inch of this city that I could.
Except one holdout…
Diya.
But when the opportunity to marry… [hiccups] …her daughter presented itself,
I leapt at it.
Don't get me wrong, the girl is not without her charms,
but once this thali is around her neck and we're… [hiccups] …married,
then I'll have a legitimate claim to their land,
and I can finally level this tacky place to make a parking lot.
Rickshaws far as the eye can see.
Does that bother you?
Uh, no. No, Diya deserves it.
It's just so… boring.
Well, the return on investment is undeniable.
I'd show you numbers, but I have a wedding to get to.
[Po grunts]
[all grunt]
Oh! That's… Wow.
Ghastly! [groans]
[Mr. Ping groans]
It smells like steamed broccoli wrapped in your workout pants.
Ew! What?
Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my friend!
Alright, follow me.
Ooh, psychic powers!
-Oh, oh. What am I thinking now? -[sighs] You're still hungry.
No way.
The water is going downhill.
Diya's restaurant is by the beach.
Therefore, we're going this way.
Her psychic powers are amazing.
[Mr. Ping] Let's go crash a wedding.
This island is everything we mages believe in.
The home we would have made England,
had we succeeded in placing Veruca on the throne.
[Veruca grunts]
[Nigel] We live in harmony with nature as we learn its secrets.
Kinda looks like you're learning the secrets of…
fruity drinks.
Amazing.
How did so many of you make it out?
Barely.
Just barely.
[Nigel] After word spread of Sir Alfred's death,
the knights came for us all.
We saw Veruca arrested, assumed you were dead.
-We had to leave England. -[serpent roars]
For months we sailed,
trying to find a land that would take us in.
[thunder crashing]
Until, as if drawn to it, as if we were always meant to be here,
we discovered this island.
Although we found water, none of the plants were edible.
We thought we might starve.
But then we found a sacred gift,
a helmet that controls the winds.
It brought us here. [chuckles]
And it brought you here too.
[Nigel chuckles]
Where is it now?
Oh, he'll be happy to show it to you.
Who will?
Our Archmage.
[Vercua] Huh?
Hmm.
[grunts]
[Rukhmini grunts]
[grunting continues]
[chuckles]
[grunts]
Ha-ha!
Oof, my knees. [groans]
Still got it, though.
Forget the treasure hunt. None of this is worth the trouble.
Ah, joke's on you.
That rich maniac's about to take everything you've got.
Uh, poor kid's got no idea she's about to get scammed.
Well, she needs to learn about the real world someday.
But that's not my problem.
You wait here. I'll tell him he has visitors.
Oh, yes, do tell him, if it's not too much trouble.
I'm replaced, eh? Just like that?
I know what you're thinking.
None of us knew where you'd been taken.
It took me years to find you.
Fifteen years.
Don't… Don't do anything rash.
-[Veruca yells] -[clattering]
You don't give me orders.
We're taking the helmet, and we're leaving tonight.
[up-tempo music playing]
-[cheering] -[applause]
[Mr. Ping grunts]
[Po gasps]
[Padma gasps]
[Jayesh hiccups]
-Does anyone see the pendant? -Or Rukhmini?
She probably escaped hours ago.
Look, there!
-[munches] Mm. -[Blade gasps]
[guards hissing]
[Po munches, gulps]
Wow! You were right, I was hungry!
Okay, here's how it's gonna go down.
Blade and I will hop down and start mixing it up with the groomsmen.
Hyah! Ha-ti!
While everyone's distracted, my dad can grab the pendant.
I'll nab a snack platter if there's an opening.
Blade will get the whip and use her super-psychic powers to keep us all safe,
and we all escape to freedom.
Deal?
Po, I am not psychic.
Right, gotcha.
You're telling me what you know that I know I need to hear.
Smart. Super smart.
[Blade sighs]
[music continues playing]
[Jayesh hiccups]
Boogie on three.
One, two, three, boogie!
Ha!
[music stops]
-[guests gasp] -[Diya grunts]
Haven't you heard?
Wedding's off.
So, you managed to escape my men, yet you squander your chance at freedom.
[Jayesh laughs]
-Pity. Take them away! -[guards hissing]
[blades clattering]
Oh! I thought they were belts.
This makes way more sense.
[guards hissing]
[Po grunting]
Quickly, continue the ceremony.
-Lead her around the fire seven times. -[clattering]
[Padma gasps]
-[clattering] -[blades clashing]
Hurry up! I'll handle this interruption.
[yells]
[thud]
[gasps]
Rukhmini?
[chuckles] Can't let you have all the fun.
The team is back together!
[Po grunting]
[Po gasps]
The what now?
Hi-yah!
[Rukhmini chuckles]
I won't let you ruin this! [yells]
Ha! There's the old Diya I know and love.
-[Jayesh] Hmm… -[Padma gasps]
[Padma] Oh… Oh!
[Jayesh] W-was that six or seven?
Five, six… I-I lost count.
[Padma] Whoa-whoa! [grunts]
Oh! Thali, ho!
[Padma shrieks]
[Mr. Ping yells]
[onlookers gasp]
[Mr. Ping groans]
Klaus and Veruca Dumont?
[both gasp]
Mind blown. What a miracle to see you again.
How was the journey?
Whoa. Song idea.
Mm, yeah. I'll remember it.
Do you need a drink? Maybe a pair of sandals?
Kyle? You made Kyle your Archmage?
[Kyle] Took a vote and I won. Didn't even know I was running.
Bang. There's another.
♪ Didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't ♪
♪ Didn't even know I was runnin' but I-- ♪
Where's the helmet?
You wanna see it?
[rummaging]
[Veruca gasps]
[Veruca grunts]
Oh, seems we both were called to powerful weapons.
Yeah, and now I'm called to yours.
-Veruca! -What?
I'm not changing the plan just because some lazy imposter wants to take my job.
They made me the Archmage because I protect the mages.
This helmet is what allows me to bring ships in for supplies.
Food. Shelter.
If you take it…
…we die.
I am the Archmage.
Not you.
I command the mages rightfully.
I didn't ask for the responsibility, but here it is on my shoulders.
I will protect them.
[blades swishing]
[Po gasps]
-[Padma gasps] -Okay, good enough. Last step.
Tie the three knots into the thali around her neck.
[fighting continues]
Why are we rushing? This is our big day!
Uh… [hiccups]
Uh…
[up-tempo music playing]
[Blade grunting]
[fighting grunts]
-[Rukhmini grunts] -Feeling your age?
-[grunts] -[back cracks]
Oh. Better than a chiropractor.
[Diya yells]
[Rukhmini coughs]
You don't fight like you used to.
[both coughing]
You… [coughs]
You do fight like you used to.
Oh, it's your heart that's changed.
After 30 years, you showed up at the worst possible time.
Why couldn't you stay lost?
Open your eyes, Diya.
[Rukhmini grunts]
Jayesh is only marrying Padma so he can take your restaurant,
then the whole town.
Our town!
You're getting conned!
Don't you think I know that?
Wha-what?
[Diya grunts]
You… You do?
You're willing to give up everything to be like him?
-[Rukhmini groans] -[pot smashes]
[high-pitched whine]
[Rukhmini groans]
I have a wedding to get back to.
[Veruca grunts]
-Wait! Wait! Veruca, don't! -[Veruca yells]
[wind gusting]
♪ Klaus and Veruca back from the dead ♪
♪ Coming in here With one thought in their head ♪
♪ Think they're gonna take Our livelihood ♪
♪ What they don't understand is I don't think they should ♪
[wind gusting]
[up-tempo music intensifies]
[fighting in distance]
[Jayesh hiccups]
[up-tempo music intensifies]
[Rukhmini gasps]
[guests cheering]
[cheering continues]
It's done.
[Po gasps]
[guards hissing]
I got it! La--
[Po] The pendant!
-[Po gasps] -[guests murmuring]
Uh, maybe it still works.
Uh, did anyone bring glue to this wedding?
Maybe a very sticky chutney?
Without that, we'll never find the Storm Wheels.
-[wind gusting] -[Diya gasps]
[guests gasp]
[guests scream]
-[pendant whirs] -I think it still works!
[all gasp]
[Diya gasps]
[guard hisses]
[whirring intensifies]
[Mr. Ping gasps]
Dad!
[Mr. Ping grunts]
[Rukhmini gasps]
[Blade gasps]
[Po gasps]
[Mr. Ping jabbering]
Dad?
[Mr. Ping yells]