Whoa!
Skadoosh.
Dad?
Who seeks the weapons?
Dad, don't freak out, but you look a little…
possessed?
Dad!
I have a terrible headache.
Uh… Dad?
-Dad, stop!
I am not your weak goose father.
Uh, obvs. So, who are you?
I am Master Mastodon!
Master Mastodon?
So cool!
Oh, no.
Oh, nice try. Missed me.
There we go. Whoops.
I don't want to fight you guys. That would be most un-chill.
Then here's an itty-bitty idea.
Hand me that helmet and be done with it!
Are y-- Are you crazy?
If you take this helmet, you'll be leaving the mages to die.
Like the mages left me to die?
The mages have been dead to me for 15 years.
Dead!
Goodbye, Kyle.
Goodbye, Kyle. That could be a song.
No one shall wield the power of the weapons!
You don't get it. We're trying to find the weapons to s--
You dare turn the Whip of Master Long-Tooth
against me?
Stop!
We can't hurt him. That's my dad in there.
-The Skumaskot Kick. Watch out!
Come on!
Son of a…
Okay.
-Was that connected to a toilet? -Look, look, look.
We'll tie him up until we figure out how to exorcise an evil spirit.
Surrender the whip!
Never! I rightfully stole it.
Hold him down! Now!
Give up now, puny animals.
Move! He's about to do his famous Fellibylur Punch!
-Hold him still. Hold him. -I'm trying!
Po!
You leave my perfect son alone, you ancient bully!
Dad?
Silence, weak and tiny goose man.
Come on!
He's got to get tired sometime, right?
I don't know.
He's an undead spirit.
Maybe he's not following us anymore?
-Huh? -I will boil your eyes!
Blade!
Po, we have to defend ourselves.
No, listen to me. We are not hurting my dad.
Lesser of two evils, remember?
Blade, we can't--
Po, we have to do this right now.
This is the end, cowardly creatures.
I have to do everything around here.
Mm.
-Huh?
Wait, what? Huh?
Sorry.
Hey! Come back! You gotta get me out of here! Huh?
Phew!
See? We can find another way.
-Nobody has to fight anybody.
-Where is the whip, you pathetic mortals? -Hey!
We don't take kindly to troublemakers in this town.
Dad?
Whoa.
Oh, come on, now.
We have a life here that's safe, happy, a-and free.
A life that's completely ours.
You can join us.
I'm on your side, sister,
but they need this helmet to survive.
We can come back once we have the other three.
Where is the whip?
Drop the dosa cart and get out of my city.
This body is weak.
I've worked very hard for this body.
Do not listen to him.
I will rend the flesh from your bones!
He's gonna get my dad killed! How do we stop him?
Po.
We have to fight your dad.
No!
We could help him get control of his body and stop Master Mastodon from the inside.
We're running out of options.
He'll kill you.
He's got big murderer energy.
Maybe if we just choke him out, you know?
Like… Like…
This isn't the emperor's guard or monks or knights.
It's my dad!
And you let him come along, knowing full well he'd be in danger.
I-I'm sorry. That was…
No, you're right.
Just give me one more shot.
Rukhmini, I think it's time to use the whip.
Are we gonna slice him in half?
Come on!
-Yeah!
What?
Looking for this?
I will turn you into dust and breathe you into my lungs
to fuel my rage!
-Got it!
Not again.
I will crush you into fine meal to fertilize a small herb garden!
Hmm. Ah.
Hmm.
Uh… Hmm.
Oh.
Mm.
-Oh, not now, stomach, buddy.
In my eons of sentience, this is the foulest thing I've ever heard.
Puny panda.
I'm above average for my age.
You can't escape me forever.
I don't need to.
Whoa!
Now…
Uh… Ooh.
Hand it over, Panda boy!
I will not ask again.
We're on the same side here. We want to protect the weapons too.
Then why are they holding that rope?
Uh…
The Fimmálnaspottalækur Pressure Point Sequence! No!
-No!
They're paralyzed, but in agonizing pain.
It's actually not that bad.
Wait, really?
I-I can't feel my tongue.
W-well, i-it…
it's been a few thousand years since, you know…
You still did a great job.
I try my best.
Hey, uh, Master Mastodon?
Before you boil our eyes, or whatever,
what's an ancient master doing hiding out in a necklace?
For millennia, I have protected the location of the Storm Wheels,
defeating all those that sought its power.
Some evil, some good.
When you live as long as I have,
it all becomes the same.
Huh.
And now, your time has come!
No, no, no!
Veruca, please!
He doesn't want to kill you. See reason.
I've got four reasons right here.
One.
-Two.
Wait!
Three.
-And four. -No, no, no!
If this is it, I'm glad…
I-I'm glad we found each other again.
Uh…
Huh?
Come on, Dad. Don't make me do this. No.
Po! You have to fight back!
Dad, I know you can stop him. You can take control!
Your father's mind is even weaker than his body.
Come out! I'll make your death swift and painless…
Mostly.
Your greed brought me here,
and now, I'll cure you of it.
-Don't hide from your fate.
Face me, and perish like the rest!
Po, he'll kill you! Please!
Uh… Uh…
Fight me!
-No.
No? What?
This mission was chosen for me,
but I still get to choose who I am along the way.
I won't hurt my dad any more than I already have.
Pitiful, just as I thought.
Leave my son alone!
Dad?
Hey! How are you…
Get out of here!
You want to talk about who's weak?
You're in my body!
I do ten push-ups and three crosswords a day,
so don't mess with Mr. Ping!
Dad!
Oh…
Thank you for not killing me, son.
Dad, you just…
You just defeated an ancient master!
Oh, is that who that guy was?
Oh, weird.
I still feel him kicking around in there.
This is my fault. I'm sorry I got you into this.
Oh, no. I'm proud to be here with you, son.
And besides, I kind of know what I signed up for.
Kind of.
Can I talk to him?
Well, I'll see if he's available.
We need your help.
Two weasels are on their way to the Storm Wheels now.
Huh?
They're gonna bring back an army of the spirits trapped in the weapons.
Wow! Very tight grip.
No one must have the weapons.
Then will you help us?
We'll have to cross many seas
to the other side of the world.
Whoa. H-hold up.
So we don't need the pendant-compass thing?
No. That was how I lured the greedy into my deadly grasp.
Ah, tight, tight, tight. Tight, tight, tight.
So, you're skipping town again, huh?
That's none of your concern, traitor.
Hmm. See that boat over there?
Uh, yeah. What of it?
It's yours.
What?
No, it's mine.
In fact, now that I'm officially married, this whole town is mine!
I'm going to flatten it
and put rickshaw lots as far as the eye can see.
Right.
Except you married my daughter, so what's yours is hers.
And I just signed everything over to my mother.
You didn't think my mother was the only con artist left in town, did you?
Huh?
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
That's not how that works!
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'm a notary, and I just made it official.
Which means this town is ours again.
But the deal is done. I've already signed the paperwork.
I-I'll be ruined!
Don't worry, my love.
You can work off your debt…
at the restaurant.
Sorry we couldn't tell you.
You really did come at the worst time.
You conned me?
You conned me!
This is the greatest con I've ever seen! Ha!
-I call front seat! -That's not how a boat works.
I like your new team.
They're weird.
Don't wait another 30 years to come back.
The Archmage is back!
Cheer up, brother.
We have two of the most powerful weapons in the world,
and we're about to find the third.
Unless you'd prefer to stay?
That's what I thought.