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(upbeat marching music)

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(fire crackling)

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<i>It was the Dark Ages.</i>

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<i>And in the land of Britain,
there lived a mighty queen,</i>

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<i>adored by all her subjects.</i>

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<i>Most of them.</i>

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<i>Some of them.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Oh, just meet her.
You'll understand.</i>

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- My Queen, enemy force...
- Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh!

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How am I coming out?

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My portrait. And give me
the truth, unvarnished.

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Don't think to
flatter me, Leofwine.

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Maybe the Queen should
judge for herself.

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(dramatic music)

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Well done!
(artist sighs deeply)

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I'll not have your fingers
hacked off today.

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Thank you, my Queen (laughs).

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- Now, how goes the war?
- Ah.

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<i>Oh yes, the war.</i>

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<i>Angered by Dagan's harsh reign,</i>

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<i>the peasants had
risen against her.</i>

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(fire crackling)
<i>From amongst the common folk,</i>

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<i>a rebel champion rose,</i>
(ethereal music)

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<i>a woodcutter
named Humble Joan,</i>

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<i>and Joan had something
the queen did not:</i>

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<i>a secret of great might
called flame-powder.</i>

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(cannons firing)
(armies fighting)

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{\an8}<i>But Dagan had a plan to
crush the rebellion.</i>

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{\an8}(cannon blasts)

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The forest archers,
the river clans,

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the spearmen of the fens.

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We... we muster them here.
(explosion outside)

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Are you listening?

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We muster them here and they
shall smash our enemies.

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I- I don't know why you didn't
think of this before.

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My Queen, we can move the
pieces on the map all we like.

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It will not conjure them here.

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The spearmen of the fens
are fallen.

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Well, let them get up again,
the lazy tykes.

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Humph!

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I thought you were going to say
they were dead.

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Oh.
(paper rustles)

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The river clans are
cleft in bits.

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The forest archers turned
and... fight for Humble Joan.

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(large explosion)
(building crumbling)

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I know the illness which gnaws
at your innards.

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MAN: Ow, my fucking leg!

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It's not Humble Joan, no.

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- MAN: Where's it gone?!
- It's fear.

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So, let us lift our spirits
with a - with a banquet!

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(jaunty party music)
(more explosions)

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(soldiers roaring)

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<i>She tramples on the lions,</i>

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<i>She tramples on her foes,</i>

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<i>raises burdensome taxes
on their howling widows.</i>

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Dainty, soft, soft.

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Shut up!

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Come.

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What's this yellow stuff?

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No, let me guess.

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Tumery. Turmer -

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- Meric.
- Turmer...

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BOTH: Turmeric.
- You please me.

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Bring me these eggs in all
the banquets to come.

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Yes, my Queen.

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All eggs. Right.

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(explosion)

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(cannon ball whizzes, explodes)

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(banqueters gasp)
(pieces of the castle fall)

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Humble Joan can't stop us from
enjoying this, can she?

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(men screaming in agony)

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I am more than your queen,
am I not?

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I'm- I'm your friend.

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(men laugh nervously)
(explosion outside)

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A toast, to friendship.

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(big explosion)

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SOLDIER: Fall back!

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(helmets, swords clanging)

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(marching music)

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(trumpet sounds)
(soldiers cheering)

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The wall is breached.

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(sighs)

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Oh, dear.

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(swords clanging)

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Fighting in the passages.

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(soldiers screaming)

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Screams of the dying.

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Yes, dying peasants, though,
don't we think?

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SOLDIER: Footsteps coming
closer.

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(ominous music)
(squelch)

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(blood dripping)

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(sword zings)

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They're at the door.

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(soldier thumps)
(dramatic music)

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(loud crash)
(people screaming)

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(soldiers roaring)

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(tense music)

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Humble Joan.

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Merely Joan.

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I seek no fame, no titles.

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Only justice.

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Urgh.

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As do I.

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(gasps)
(dramatic music)

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Leofwine!

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During any change of government,

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some element of continuity
is advisable.

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No!

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I am still the queen!

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Thanes, I command you to
seize them!

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Is she serious?

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Thanes, you are citizens of
the new commonwealth.

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Be free.

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(treacherous music)

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Thank you, Humble Joan,
you heal our land.

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You heal yourselves.

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What?

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Wolf Tail...

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(groans)
(sword clangs)

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My father's blade.
(grunts)

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Humble Joan, I challenge you to
single combat.

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The victor wins the realm.

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(giggling)

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Duelling?

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Oh. A sad habit
of the wealthy.

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We have no need for it now.

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There are a dozen tongues
in this hall.

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More than one shall speak of
the time

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Humble Joan was afraid.

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(axe swishes)

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(dramatic music)
If I can fell the tallest oak,

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I can cut down a little queen.

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Argh!
(sword whooshes)

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(Joan laughs)

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(grunting)
(weapons clang)

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Oh!

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Such pretty nails
and such a soft foot.

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You've lived as a queen.

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Time to die as one.

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Many people cry for their
mothers at a time like this.

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YOUNG DAGAN: <i>Mum! No!</i>

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Not I! Argh!

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Oh, a fighting queen at last!

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Did I touch a nerve?

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(frightened breathing)

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(sword clangs)

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See how the coward runs.

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(door opens)

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Now, bring her back.
(men shouting)

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Well, look at you.

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(upbeat music)
(people shouting)

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(screams)

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(chain rattles, clangs)
(spiked ball hits helmet)

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(banging of metal on metal)

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SOLDIER:
She went this way!

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Oh, excuse me, corpse chap.

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LEOFWINE: Dagan!

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Oooh, D-D-D-D-D Dagan!

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Boo!
(panicked breathing)

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My new master will be pleased.

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(hitting sound)
(screams)

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(high tempo music)

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This way, my Queen.

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Oh. Oh, titting balls.

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I've never gone this way before.

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They're staff stairs, come on!

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I remember you now.

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You're one of the servants and
you're called Turmeric.

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- That's the spice.
- Yes, I knew that.

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(agonised scream from upstairs)
(blade swishes)

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Dishand me! A commoner may not
touch a queen!

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(head bouncing on stairs)
Urgh!

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- Why are we going up?
- I know of a privy chute.

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- A what?
- A privy chute.

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It's narrow, but steep
and moist.

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We'll slide fast.

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Moist is a word for it,
I can think of others.

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(up tempo music)

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At least consider it,
my Queen.

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Do you think to trick me
and push me down?

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(screams)
(splash, plop)

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(grunting)

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That wasn't so bad, was it?

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(wretches)
(splashes in mud)

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The Queen requires a shoe!

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You look perfect. Now, run!
(high tempo music)

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SOLDIER: Find Dagan!

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WOMAN: Find the queen!

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Where are we going?
And what's your name again?

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Shulmay.

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Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay,
Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay,

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Shulmay, Shulmay, Shulmay,
Shulmay, Shulmay.

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- We'll swim downstream.
- We turn back.

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Huh?

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(fabric rips)

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Quick, they're coming.
In here.

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(dog panting)

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(dog growls)

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SOLDIER: Hang on,
what's this?

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The Queen's colour.

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She took to water.

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She reckons we'll lose
the scent.

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Follow the river, boys!

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<i>The Queen had outwitted
the rebels and escaped.</i>

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<i>Maybe Shulmay helped
a bit too.</i>

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<i>But with her citadel taken,
what would Dagan do now?</i>

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(owl hooting)

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When I was a girl, I would watch
my father punish traitors.

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He would cleave off their arms.

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And shove them up their arses.

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- That's nice.
- Hmm.

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And then he would cleave off
their arses

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and shove those up whatever
remained.

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People didn't always get
their own arses.

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Arses were swapped about.

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Now, Leofwine,

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she will have
all of this and more

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when I take back the citadel
tomorrow.

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And do you have soldiers
for that, Your Majesty?

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You're making the queen
feel bad.

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Your throne is lost.

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(scoffs)

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But it can be yours again.

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You may continue.

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For weeks, I feared Leofwine
was playing both sides,

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that there were letters
she didn't show you.

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Earlier in the fog of war,
she left one on the table.

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{\an8}(treacherous music)

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{\an8}'To Chancellor Leofwine,

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from King Ivarr of Jutland and
King Guthrum of the Frisians.'

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These are my cousins!

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My cousins across the sea!

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'By Fingerstone Rock -'
(paper rustles)

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Well, I had a moment, no more.

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I could only take
the first page.

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Then we'll never know the rest!

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I'm finished!

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Strangle me.

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But gently.

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It said Ivarr and Guthrum

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will give you sanctuary
in their lands.

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Then they'll muster armies
and longships

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all for you to take back
what's yours.

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Then I'm saved!

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But what does 'by Fingerstone
Rock' mean?

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Fingerstone is a crag
on the coast.

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It marks the shortest passage
to their lands.

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Well, that's where
we're going!

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How far is Fingerstone Rock
from here?

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A hundred and forty miles.

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One hundred and forty miles?

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One hundred and -
(upbeat marching music)

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{\an8}<i>And so began their great
journey, to Fingerstone Rock,</i>

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{\an8}<i>to the kings, to salvation.</i>

255
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,818
(mud squishes)
(Shulmay sighs)

256
00:12:09,235 --> 00:12:12,485
Shulmay, your servant's shoe is
not very watertight.

257
00:12:12,693 --> 00:12:14,651
Add that to your things to
fix list.

258
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,776
My Queen, you are conspicuous

259
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:19,651
with your red gown and your
gold crown.

260
00:12:19,776 --> 00:12:21,026
Just -
- Hey!

261
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:23,068
My father's crown shall not
be removed.

262
00:12:23,068 --> 00:12:24,693
- If it's seen -
- Well, then cover it.

263
00:12:24,693 --> 00:12:26,318
Find me a nice hat.

264
00:12:28,401 --> 00:12:29,443
Yep.

265
00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:34,526
You're probably wondering why
I'm helping you (laughs).

266
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:40,318
Why this servant who...
could've slipped away hasn't.

267
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:43,110
Not especially, no.
It's your job.

268
00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:47,651
And, hey, stop walking
before your Queen!

269
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,485
What is the world coming to?

270
00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,651
(treacherous music)

271
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,568
Keep up, though!

272
00:12:58,193 --> 00:13:00,360
We have no time for slackers.

273
00:13:01,985 --> 00:13:03,776
Yeah.
(marching music continues)

274
00:13:06,235 --> 00:13:10,318
<i>On they walked, with happy
smiles and swelling hearts.</i>

275
00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:11,818
<i>Until...</i>

276
00:13:17,443 --> 00:13:18,943
(sighs)

277
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,026
<i>This is my morning song I sing,</i>

278
00:13:24,235 --> 00:13:26,235
<i>in summer, winter,
and in spring.</i>

279
00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:29,026
<i>It's made from air that
I breathe in,</i>

280
00:13:29,026 --> 00:13:30,110
(inhales)

281
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,401
<i>and push it out my mouth again.</i>

282
00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:34,860
<i>Some say the tune and words
are wrong,</i>

283
00:13:35,151 --> 00:13:37,110
<i>but it is not their fucking
song.</i>

284
00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:38,068
When he leaves for work,

285
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:40,360
we'll search his hut for
clothes and food.

286
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,860
Why wait?

287
00:13:41,860 --> 00:13:44,026
This man is a loyal subject.

288
00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,068
Look, any army would have him,

289
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,860
and yet he has not joined
the rebels.

290
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:49,318
No purple flower.

291
00:13:49,318 --> 00:13:52,235
- We cannot know who his loyal...
- Greetings, peasant!

292
00:13:52,235 --> 00:13:55,068
- Great.
- I am your Queen, Queen Dagan,

293
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,943
and we noticed you do not wear
the mauve bloom.

294
00:13:58,193 --> 00:14:00,068
- Oh, it must've fallen off.
- Oh!

295
00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:01,360
- An enemy!
- No, no, no.

296
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,776
I just like purple flowers.

297
00:14:03,735 --> 00:14:06,985
Noticed, er, lots of people
marching about wearing 'em.

298
00:14:07,485 --> 00:14:08,485
Is it fashion?

299
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:12,818
No, it is not fashion,
it is revolution.

300
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:16,068
Oh... well, been nice to
meet you.

301
00:14:16,276 --> 00:14:19,276
Your Queen needs clothes
and food.

302
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,318
Please help us.

303
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,068
Alright, well, I'll see
what I've got.

304
00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:24,526
My name is Bobik.

305
00:14:25,068 --> 00:14:26,610
- Okay.
- Right.

306
00:14:30,193 --> 00:14:31,193
Come in.

307
00:14:31,193 --> 00:14:33,068
(dramatic music)

308
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:34,943
Here's where she took to water.

309
00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,651
No sign of her yet.
(Joan sighs)

310
00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:40,026
There. Footprints.

311
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:44,318
Dagan lay here,
and not alone.

312
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,943
Someone's helping her.

313
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,235
Someone clever.
- But we thought -

314
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,443
Ha, what they made you think.

315
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:54,860
Keep searching the river.
- Yes, Joan.

316
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,610
I'll go east.

317
00:14:56,818 --> 00:14:58,568
I know Dagan's weaknesses.

318
00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:00,610
She'll not hide long from me.

319
00:15:00,610 --> 00:15:02,401
Thank you, Citizen Leofwine.

320
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:04,110
Take the soldiers and get to it.

321
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:07,235
Excuse me.
Affairs of the state (chuckles).

322
00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:09,068
(paper unfolds)

323
00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,401
Off you go.
Bring me Dagan's head.

324
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:13,985
There's a poppet.

325
00:15:17,693 --> 00:15:20,401
So, we'll walk to
Fingerstone Rock,

326
00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,860
and then we'll sail a boat
across the sea

327
00:15:22,860 --> 00:15:25,276
to find new soldiers
for the queen. (chuckles)

328
00:15:25,443 --> 00:15:27,068
Splish, splash, splosh.

329
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,610
I've heard of the sea.

330
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:32,026
It's like a puddle, but much,
much wider.

331
00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:35,318
And it's salty, like when you
lick your own armpit.

332
00:15:35,318 --> 00:15:37,860
(laughs)
How far is this walk of yours?

333
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,860
A hundred and thirty miles
from here.

334
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,360
(whistles)

335
00:15:42,443 --> 00:15:43,818
You're gonna need a horse.

336
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,318
They all died.
In the great horse plague.

337
00:15:47,610 --> 00:15:49,443
- A dragon, then.
- Yeah, they're not real.

338
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:51,485
(laughs) Fuck off.

339
00:15:51,485 --> 00:15:53,485
- Do you have any money?
- Uh-uh.

340
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:54,610
Food?

341
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:57,360
Well, just these crusts
you're eating.

342
00:15:57,985 --> 00:15:59,318
And a lump.

343
00:16:01,068 --> 00:16:02,276
A lump of what?

344
00:16:03,068 --> 00:16:04,110
Lamb?

345
00:16:04,568 --> 00:16:06,151
Or cheese?
(sniffs)

346
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,151
The man I get it off never
tells me.

347
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,776
What's your trade, Bobik?

348
00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:12,526
I'm a shit spader.

349
00:16:12,693 --> 00:16:13,943
I spade the shit.

350
00:16:14,110 --> 00:16:15,401
Not a job that needs a long
explanation.

351
00:16:15,401 --> 00:16:17,985
No, there... there's more to it
than most think, you know.

352
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:21,193
There are... countless different
kinds of shit.

353
00:16:21,193 --> 00:16:23,401
And no two spades the same.

354
00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,401
You have your basic cow shit.

355
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,443
Um, you've got your runny shit,

356
00:16:27,443 --> 00:16:30,901
you've got your compacted shit,
crumbly shit,

357
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:34,610
glistening shit, young shit,
old shit, frozen shit,

358
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:37,818
grassy shit, muddy shit,
waxy shit.

359
00:16:37,818 --> 00:16:40,401
You even have shit with
bones in it.

360
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:42,401
- We understand.
- Mouldy shit, mossy shit,

361
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,776
stringy shit, sandy shit,
leafy shit, mystery shit.

362
00:16:46,526 --> 00:16:47,901
Fizzy shit.

363
00:16:48,026 --> 00:16:49,901
You get tasty shit too.
- (gags)

364
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:51,068
Where are you going?

365
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,485
You have sacks.

366
00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:55,943
Yeah, full of shit.

367
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,401
And they clothe you.

368
00:16:57,526 --> 00:16:59,568
My Queen, we need disguises.

369
00:16:59,776 --> 00:17:03,068
We can wear sack cloth
and carry powerful spades

370
00:17:03,068 --> 00:17:06,235
and pose as honest shovelers
on our trek.

371
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,943
And it was at that moment
Queen Dagan awoke

372
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:12,276
from her hideous nightmare.

373
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,068
(sighs)

374
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:19,110
This trek, I'll come with you.

375
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,860
No. No, Bobik.

376
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,651
It's bad enough having to walk
next to a servant.

377
00:17:22,651 --> 00:17:24,943
But you, I don't mean to offend
you here,

378
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:28,443
but you are the lowest variety
of human.

379
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:31,026
But if I come with you,
you can make me a thane.

380
00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:33,735
That's the second highest title.

381
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,651
BOBIK: Well, what's the highest?

382
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:39,360
- An earl.
- Good, then I'll be an earl.

383
00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:43,651
I like the shit and I...take a
great deal of pride

384
00:17:43,651 --> 00:17:45,568
in my spading of it, but...

385
00:17:45,568 --> 00:17:49,776
I've always fancied being,
um, one of those rich fellas.

386
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:53,735
Bobik is strong,
and has skills we don't.

387
00:17:54,693 --> 00:17:56,401
(laughs nervously)

388
00:17:56,401 --> 00:17:58,193
SHULMAY: He could prove handy.

389
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:00,818
Alright.

390
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,235
Bobik, you may journey with us,

391
00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:05,818
and when I'm restored to
my throne,

392
00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:08,943
I shall give you that earldom.

393
00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:12,901
Yes! Thank you.

394
00:18:14,818 --> 00:18:16,776
(giggles)

395
00:18:18,026 --> 00:18:20,276
I'll never make an
earl of Bobik.

396
00:18:20,276 --> 00:18:21,568
(giggles)

397
00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,235
Or you, or any lowborn.

398
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,943
But I don't think we need
to tell him that now.

399
00:18:25,943 --> 00:18:28,068
It can be our little secret.

400
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:30,401
(jaunty music)

401
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,318
(fabric ripping)

402
00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:51,693
Yeah.
(dramatic flute music)

403
00:18:54,443 --> 00:18:56,985
<i>And so, the two became three.</i>

404
00:18:57,568 --> 00:19:00,610
<i>Queen Dagan, Shulmay,
and Bobik,</i>

405
00:19:00,985 --> 00:19:03,651
<i>names to echo down the ages.</i>

406
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,360
<i>As long as they didn't get
caught.</i>

407
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,693
You walk like a queen,
my Queen.

408
00:19:10,485 --> 00:19:12,026
You should walk like a Bobik.

409
00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:16,568
There.

410
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,568
Oh, and I'll speak peasant too.

411
00:19:18,568 --> 00:19:20,985
Once, I spoke peasant all day,

412
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,360
and it really did make
the thanes chuckle.

413
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:24,860
(clears her throat)

414
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:30,235
'Shall I milk your herd for
you, kind Sir?'

415
00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:34,568
Okay, so when we meet someone,
I'll do the talking.

416
00:19:35,860 --> 00:19:37,485
- Will you now?
- Yeah.

417
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,818
BOBIK: I'll talk too.

418
00:19:38,985 --> 00:19:40,360
I know lots of words.

419
00:19:40,485 --> 00:19:41,860
I know twenty words.

420
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:43,485
Shall we have a little
practice, Bobik?

421
00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:45,735
Okay, I'm a stranger.

422
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:48,693
Fine morning, fellow travellers.

423
00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:50,401
Where are you going?

424
00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:52,193
We are on a journey.

425
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,943
Shit spaders, I see.

426
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,526
I am, yeah.
She's not, she's the queen.

427
00:19:56,860 --> 00:20:00,651
We're off to meet some kings
and - oh.

428
00:20:00,943 --> 00:20:02,901
So, lies are required.

429
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,568
But lies are bad and wrong.

430
00:20:04,568 --> 00:20:06,443
Let's just try this again.

431
00:20:06,443 --> 00:20:08,360
Say, 'I am not Bobik.'

432
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,818
But I am Bobik.

433
00:20:09,818 --> 00:20:11,193
Say it.

434
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:17,318
I am...n... not Bobik.

435
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:19,151
- And it's a great first go.
- Pfft.

436
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,360
Okay, but don't puff your
cheeks out,

437
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,568
'cause it gives the game away.
So, again.

438
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:24,943
I am... not Bobik.

439
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:26,776
- Don't look up.
- (groans)

440
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,276
I am... not Bobik.

441
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:30,693
Getting worse now.

442
00:20:30,818 --> 00:20:32,610
A traveller do come.

443
00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,235
MAN: Pots, pans, kettles,
and cans.

444
00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:36,151
(whistling)
(pots and pans clanging)

445
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:40,526
Bobik, you're a lifelong mute.

446
00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:43,110
Without words thou be.

447
00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,693
None of that.

448
00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:47,526
Your Majesty.

449
00:20:49,235 --> 00:20:50,860
(cart squeaks and rumbles)

450
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,776
Pots and pans, kettles
and cans.

451
00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:01,318
Good day, Mr Ironmonger.

452
00:21:01,443 --> 00:21:02,776
Beautiful smithing there.

453
00:21:02,776 --> 00:21:04,818
- Thank you.
- Yes, and that one is lovely.

454
00:21:04,818 --> 00:21:06,485
Love them all.
- Obliged.

455
00:21:06,485 --> 00:21:08,026
Yeah. We've no money to
buy them, though,

456
00:21:08,026 --> 00:21:09,485
as we are not wealthy.

457
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:10,776
I suppose so.

458
00:21:11,151 --> 00:21:13,360
You're three shit spaders,
that much is plain.

459
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,401
It is very plain
that's what we are.

460
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,860
Yes, all day,
just shovelling away.

461
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,318
Oh, my poor back!

462
00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:24,860
Sure you've got no coin, pal?
(treacherous music)

463
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,276
Can't tempt you with this
lovely little shit pan,

464
00:21:27,276 --> 00:21:28,693
just for the small shits?

465
00:21:31,026 --> 00:21:32,568
Er, he was born without speech.

466
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,318
As was she.

467
00:21:37,068 --> 00:21:38,610
Heard the big news from up
the citadel?

468
00:21:39,276 --> 00:21:40,526
SHULMAY: We have not, Sir.

469
00:21:41,068 --> 00:21:42,735
It's all over for Queen Dagan.

470
00:21:43,776 --> 00:21:45,485
Humble Joan holds the realm now.

471
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:47,193
What do you make of that?

472
00:21:47,485 --> 00:21:48,818
SHULMAY: What do you
make of that?

473
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:51,193
Glorious.

474
00:21:52,193 --> 00:21:53,443
Absolutely fantastic.

475
00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:55,318
It's, it's so good.

476
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:57,693
They say Humble Joan has some
sort of dust

477
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,318
that goes boom!
(bang and clattering)

478
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:02,235
Went through them walls like
piss through a snowdrift.

479
00:22:02,818 --> 00:22:04,110
Good job and all.

480
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,568
Dagan was a right old cow.
(laughs)

481
00:22:06,776 --> 00:22:08,943
Well, let's not be too hard
on her.

482
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:10,026
She was a cow, mate.

483
00:22:10,026 --> 00:22:11,651
Like, if I were to compose
a ranking list

484
00:22:11,651 --> 00:22:13,526
of my favourite evil tyrants,

485
00:22:14,151 --> 00:22:15,610
she'd never make top twenty.

486
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,318
Well, we've delayed you long
enough.

487
00:22:17,318 --> 00:22:19,360
Nailed on bottom five.
Bottom two, even.

488
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,818
SHULMAY: We really must
be going.

489
00:22:20,943 --> 00:22:25,110
This way is east, isn't it?
- Last place is either Dagan or-

490
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:27,818
hmm, Magnus the Flagellator?
(laughing)

491
00:22:27,818 --> 00:22:29,318
And Magnus did a lot more
charity work

492
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:30,735
than people remember.

493
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:33,276
It's sort of overshadowed,
you know?

494
00:22:34,151 --> 00:22:35,651
By the flagellations.

495
00:22:35,985 --> 00:22:37,568
Well, it's been a pleasure.

496
00:22:37,568 --> 00:22:40,235
She's not the queen.
(treacherous music)

497
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,610
He speaks!

498
00:22:46,693 --> 00:22:49,026
Mute all his sad life,

499
00:22:49,026 --> 00:22:51,860
and now, here on this moor,

500
00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:54,568
he magics whole phrases.

501
00:22:55,110 --> 00:22:56,651
She's not the queen.

502
00:22:57,860 --> 00:22:59,568
And he doesn't even know what
they mean.

503
00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:03,235
Well, farewell, good sir,
and good munging.

504
00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:07,568
Oh, hey, if you're heading
east, beware a certain forest.

505
00:23:07,568 --> 00:23:09,193
(creepy music)

506
00:23:09,651 --> 00:23:10,693
What forest?

507
00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:13,193
I just told you, a certain one.

508
00:23:14,651 --> 00:23:16,235
Okay...

509
00:23:18,943 --> 00:23:20,568
(pots and pans clanging)
(cart squeaking)

510
00:23:25,985 --> 00:23:28,693
If he looks behind, we have
something to fear.

511
00:23:29,026 --> 00:23:30,568
(tense music)

512
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:41,485
(sighs) All is well.

513
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,901
BOBIK: It was a nice little
shit pan, that.

514
00:23:54,985 --> 00:23:56,860
(upbeat music)

515
00:23:58,693 --> 00:24:00,276
I should be sitting at my desk

516
00:24:00,276 --> 00:24:02,360
having a cheeky midweek wine.

517
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,693
You know I collect goblets?
- Do ya?

518
00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:05,901
People think I work
all the time,

519
00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:07,485
but I've got loads of interests.

520
00:24:07,485 --> 00:24:11,651
Socialising, giving orders.
Mmm...

521
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,193
We don't even know if they came
this way.

522
00:24:13,193 --> 00:24:15,026
Bloody runaway monarchs!

523
00:24:15,235 --> 00:24:17,360
So annoying!
(sticks clanging)

524
00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,901
I know this pattern!

525
00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:23,860
They're close, Max.

526
00:24:24,568 --> 00:24:26,026
They're close.

527
00:24:27,026 --> 00:24:28,443
SHULMAY: Darkness gathers.

528
00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:30,360
We'll dwell the night here.

529
00:24:30,943 --> 00:24:33,610
I can't remember when
I wasn't walking.

530
00:24:34,485 --> 00:24:35,985
How long has it been?

531
00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:39,318
All day, all night, another day.

532
00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:49,610
Oh, my toes, they look like
boxers' eyelids!

533
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:52,693
I'm- I'm rancid.
I'm rotting.

534
00:24:53,110 --> 00:24:56,276
My royal body requires a palace
to rest in.

535
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:57,985
- Here?
- Yes.

536
00:24:58,151 --> 00:24:59,693
Make a palace happen around me.

537
00:24:59,693 --> 00:25:01,193
A good stone one.

538
00:25:02,943 --> 00:25:04,068
Okay.

539
00:25:06,443 --> 00:25:09,276
I can't sleep without my
anthem, Shulmay.

540
00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:18,151
<i>Harsh as a lion,
she tramples her foes,</i>

541
00:25:18,610 --> 00:25:20,610
<i>raises burdensome taxes</i>

542
00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:23,860
<i>on their howling widows,</i>

543
00:25:24,026 --> 00:25:28,026
<i>Queen, Queen Dagan.</i>

544
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,860
<i>While Queen Dagan slept,</i>

545
00:25:29,860 --> 00:25:33,026
<i>Humble Joan was working late
at the citadel.</i>

546
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:36,068
<i>Ultimate super weapons don't
make themselves, you know.</i>

547
00:25:36,276 --> 00:25:38,276
Easy does it.

548
00:25:38,443 --> 00:25:40,110
(tense music)

549
00:25:40,651 --> 00:25:42,193
Beautiful.

550
00:25:44,651 --> 00:25:47,401
It's kings and queens who yearn
for portraits.

551
00:25:47,401 --> 00:25:50,401
Oh, but Joan, you're the
greatest woman of the age.

552
00:25:50,401 --> 00:25:55,443
Alright, if you must, but it
doesn't matter to me.

553
00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:57,026
(soft music)

554
00:25:57,610 --> 00:25:59,485
How will you do my hair?

555
00:25:59,735 --> 00:26:01,860
(footsteps approach)
A message from Leofwine.

556
00:26:02,651 --> 00:26:04,776
'I'm pursuing the tyrant Dagan
eastward.

557
00:26:05,151 --> 00:26:07,068
Though she's proved
elusive so far,

558
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,193
I expect to capture her very
tremendously soon.'

559
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:13,318
(banging)
Dagan's alive.

560
00:26:13,943 --> 00:26:16,818
While her heart beats,
I cannot rest easy.

561
00:26:19,151 --> 00:26:20,401
(shivering)

562
00:26:20,526 --> 00:26:22,276
DAGAN: It's damn cold out there.

563
00:26:23,068 --> 00:26:24,568
It's toasty in this palace.

564
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,443
If a little... heavy.

565
00:26:27,693 --> 00:26:29,943
Would you like us to remove
some stones, Your Majesty?

566
00:26:29,943 --> 00:26:32,193
DAGAN: No, no, don't be
ridiculous.

567
00:26:32,193 --> 00:26:34,776
Then I'd be cold, like you.
(yawns)

568
00:26:34,776 --> 00:26:36,026
Night-night.

569
00:26:37,318 --> 00:26:38,360
Shulmay.

570
00:26:38,818 --> 00:26:39,860
Bobik.

571
00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,318
I'm in this to be an earl.

572
00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:47,318
And Dagan's in this to get her
kingdom back.

573
00:26:47,318 --> 00:26:48,943
What's in it for you?

574
00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:54,860
When I was a girl, I found
myself with no family,

575
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,860
nor any friends to keep me.

576
00:26:58,443 --> 00:27:02,151
So, I banged my little fists on
the citadel gates

577
00:27:02,151 --> 00:27:04,318
and I begged for a job.
(dramatic music)

578
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:07,151
They made me table servant to
Ur-Nammu.

579
00:27:07,401 --> 00:27:10,401
The old king, Dagan's dad.

580
00:27:11,776 --> 00:27:14,443
One night I'm sent to fetch
his dinner,

581
00:27:15,568 --> 00:27:18,610
citadel's a warren, I get lost.

582
00:27:20,026 --> 00:27:22,985
Ur-Nammu's dinner comes
late, and it comes cold.

583
00:27:22,985 --> 00:27:24,235
(clanging)

584
00:27:24,235 --> 00:27:28,443
So, he gives an order to feed
me to his wolves.

585
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:32,693
(wolf snarls)

586
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,485
That's not very good, is it?

587
00:27:35,776 --> 00:27:39,943
His wife, Queen Fritha,
bargained for my life.

588
00:27:41,235 --> 00:27:43,443
She made me a servant in her
chambers.

589
00:27:43,651 --> 00:27:46,193
And for five years I stayed
with her there.

590
00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:47,110
(dramatic music)

591
00:27:47,110 --> 00:27:49,485
Fritha always wore a charm
around her neck.

592
00:27:50,151 --> 00:27:52,443
When the illness took her,
she gave it to me.

593
00:27:53,443 --> 00:27:54,693
And she said -

594
00:27:54,693 --> 00:27:56,568
(whispers) <i>If that girl is ever
in trouble,</i>

595
00:27:57,276 --> 00:28:01,526
(haunting music)
<i>please look after her.</i>

596
00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:04,360
Queen Fritha always wore this.

597
00:28:04,485 --> 00:28:06,526
It's Dagan's first baby tooth.

598
00:28:08,985 --> 00:28:11,526
Fritha saved me,
and I couldn't save her.

599
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,610
So, I'll save her daughter,

600
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,276
whether her daughter likes it
or not.

601
00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:21,276
Dagan doesn't know about this?

602
00:28:21,568 --> 00:28:23,318
She won't hear talk of her
mother.

603
00:28:26,026 --> 00:28:27,360
That's just how it is.

604
00:28:28,068 --> 00:28:30,026
You're a good person, Shulmay.

605
00:28:30,318 --> 00:28:32,235
You deserve good things to
happen to you.

606
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:36,026
Yeah.

607
00:28:40,568 --> 00:28:41,610
Ni-night.

608
00:28:47,985 --> 00:28:48,818
(claps)
(snorts)

609
00:28:48,818 --> 00:28:50,193
- Come on!
- What?

610
00:28:50,193 --> 00:28:51,651
Sun's coming up.

611
00:28:51,818 --> 00:28:53,026
Time to get moving.

612
00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:55,818
One of us has to have some
discipline around here.

613
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,068
Looks like it's me.

614
00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:00,318
Off we pop!

615
00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:03,193
(light music)
(birds chirping)

616
00:29:07,151 --> 00:29:09,401
<i>This is my morning song I sing,</i>

617
00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:11,985
<i>in summer, winter,
and in spring.</i>

618
00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:15,026
<i>It's made from air that
I breathe in,</i>

619
00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:18,318
<i>and then push out
my mouth again.</i>

620
00:29:21,068 --> 00:29:23,360
Shulmay, I seek your advice.

621
00:29:23,568 --> 00:29:24,860
Lowly you may be,

622
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:27,235
but you're what's here,
so, you'll have to do.

623
00:29:27,401 --> 00:29:29,443
Hmm. Such an honour.

624
00:29:29,443 --> 00:29:33,276
King Ivarr, King Guthrum.

625
00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:38,985
I'll marry one of them to bind
the alliance and make an heir.

626
00:29:40,193 --> 00:29:42,360
But which one?
(dramatic music)

627
00:29:42,610 --> 00:29:46,401
Guthrum's warriors could lay
waste to whole shires,

628
00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:50,610
but Ivarr's fleets could ravage
hell itself.

629
00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:53,401
Choices, choices.

630
00:29:53,735 --> 00:29:54,818
They both sound delightful,

631
00:29:54,818 --> 00:29:57,151
but would your mother want you
marrying either?

632
00:29:58,235 --> 00:30:00,401
What I mean to say is...
- You said nothing.

633
00:30:01,110 --> 00:30:03,568
And you will never speak of
that nothing, ever.

634
00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:05,610
Do you understand?
(tense music)

635
00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:07,193
Yes, my Queen.

636
00:30:07,193 --> 00:30:08,735
(up tempo music)

637
00:30:13,526 --> 00:30:16,985
<i>And all the while, the traitor,
Leofwine, pursued them.</i>

638
00:30:18,276 --> 00:30:20,818
<i>Unrelenting, unstoppable,</i>

639
00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:23,818
<i>like a machine,
but with great hair.</i>

640
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:26,693
Yeah.

641
00:30:28,485 --> 00:30:29,568
Up there.

642
00:30:29,568 --> 00:30:30,985
Three of 'em.

643
00:30:40,776 --> 00:30:42,485
And... halt.

644
00:30:44,401 --> 00:30:46,776
Dinner time.
(sighs)

645
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,485
Ooh, hello lump.

646
00:30:49,485 --> 00:30:50,568
Rip.

647
00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:54,568
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

648
00:30:57,943 --> 00:30:59,151
- It's lamb.
- It's cheese.

649
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,443
It's all we've got to eat
for the next ninety miles.

650
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:02,901
(pig snorting)

651
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,151
Why just eat
when we can feast?

652
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,901
(pig snorting)

653
00:31:11,568 --> 00:31:14,151
Fine pork aplenty there.

654
00:31:14,276 --> 00:31:16,485
More than enough to last us all
the way.

655
00:31:16,901 --> 00:31:19,235
And this is our bait.

656
00:31:19,818 --> 00:31:21,860
Yeah, boars are nimble.

657
00:31:22,443 --> 00:31:23,735
We'll need a bow to catch it.

658
00:31:23,735 --> 00:31:25,901
I'm an incredible hunter.

659
00:31:26,110 --> 00:31:27,860
(jaunty music)

660
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,943
My Queen, we used to hide in
a ditch,

661
00:31:34,943 --> 00:31:37,360
and release the animals as you
came past.

662
00:31:40,443 --> 00:31:41,985
Well, I still had to catch
the things.

663
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,485
It's not as though you
lamed them.

664
00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,151
- Well...
- Shh!

665
00:31:45,276 --> 00:31:46,860
You'll startle our prey.
(pig snorting)

666
00:31:50,151 --> 00:31:53,443
(shouting) Surprise attack!
(pig startles, squeals)

667
00:31:56,693 --> 00:31:59,776
Yeah, maybe don't actually say,
'surprise attack'.

668
00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:01,443
(upbeat music)

669
00:32:01,443 --> 00:32:02,526
Here we go.

670
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,401
(pig snorts)

671
00:32:04,401 --> 00:32:05,943
Good piggy.

672
00:32:09,526 --> 00:32:10,985
(string snaps, twangs)

673
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:12,610
(pig snorts)

674
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,693
(stick breaks)
(rock thumps)

675
00:32:14,693 --> 00:32:16,151
(pig snorts happily)

676
00:32:17,276 --> 00:32:20,526
(shouting)
It's a bit fucking late now!

677
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,360
Ow!

678
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,026
He'll stay longer... if we leave
the whole lump.

679
00:32:26,026 --> 00:32:27,818
(upbeat music)

680
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:34,526
(pig snorts, snuffles)

681
00:32:37,985 --> 00:32:39,443
(grass rustles)

682
00:32:40,193 --> 00:32:41,235
She's gonna do it.

683
00:32:41,401 --> 00:32:42,401
(thump)

684
00:32:42,651 --> 00:32:44,235
(groans)

685
00:32:45,151 --> 00:32:46,276
(pig snorts happily)

686
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:50,651
Urgh.

687
00:32:52,401 --> 00:32:53,735
(sighs)

688
00:32:55,026 --> 00:32:56,818
You're angry with me.

689
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,235
You know, if anyone's to blame
here, Shulmay...

690
00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:01,360
Really?

691
00:33:08,151 --> 00:33:10,901
If anyone's to blame here,
Shulmay...

692
00:33:13,901 --> 00:33:14,901
it's me.

693
00:33:16,651 --> 00:33:18,735
And it's my fault
we've no food now.

694
00:33:20,193 --> 00:33:21,485
And...?

695
00:33:22,693 --> 00:33:28,651
And I'm... sorry.

696
00:33:29,026 --> 00:33:31,235
An apology. Thank you.

697
00:33:32,401 --> 00:33:33,901
Up we get.

698
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,276
No time for slackers, eh?

699
00:33:37,068 --> 00:33:38,610
(soft music)

700
00:33:42,651 --> 00:33:45,401
Shulmay, isn't it strange,

701
00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,776
a few days ago I didn't even
know your name,

702
00:33:49,276 --> 00:33:50,610
or any servant's.

703
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:53,193
(uplifting flute music)
And now here I am.

704
00:33:54,735 --> 00:33:56,110
Here we are.

705
00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:06,526
I did a table.

706
00:34:06,526 --> 00:34:09,110
Tonight, we shall feast upon
the rich flesh...

707
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,318
(table crashes)

708
00:34:25,276 --> 00:34:27,026
(grass, leaves rustle)

709
00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:30,985
LEOFWINE: Dagan's pretty crown.

710
00:34:33,818 --> 00:34:34,860
This way.

711
00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,526
{\an8}DAGAN: Tell me about yourself,
Bobik.

712
00:34:39,735 --> 00:34:41,776
{\an8}And I'll listen this time,
I actually will.

713
00:34:42,110 --> 00:34:43,610
I was born in a bin.

714
00:34:44,443 --> 00:34:46,151
When we were little,
we couldn't afford clothes,

715
00:34:46,151 --> 00:34:48,985
so, we made our own
out of nettles.

716
00:34:49,735 --> 00:34:50,901
Ouch.

717
00:34:51,110 --> 00:34:52,693
That was my first word.

718
00:34:53,401 --> 00:34:55,443
Then there was the whole rest
of my life.

719
00:34:56,818 --> 00:34:57,985
And then there's now.

720
00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:01,026
Which is the important bit,
isn't it?

721
00:35:02,276 --> 00:35:03,776
Yeah, he's actually right.

722
00:35:04,110 --> 00:35:05,901
We fret so much about
the future,

723
00:35:05,901 --> 00:35:07,610
or I do, anyway.

724
00:35:08,151 --> 00:35:11,151
And then when you get
to the future, it's now.

725
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,526
Life is made of nows.

726
00:35:13,735 --> 00:35:15,068
(ethereal music)

727
00:35:18,276 --> 00:35:21,610
It's always now.

728
00:35:24,985 --> 00:35:26,985
Such wisdom.

729
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,526
There's an invisible snail
of time,

730
00:35:29,943 --> 00:35:32,193
and he eats all your nows.

731
00:35:32,526 --> 00:35:34,568
The day you see him is
the day you die.

732
00:35:36,318 --> 00:35:38,068
And he's called Big Liam.

733
00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:42,026
It was going so well till then.

734
00:35:42,026 --> 00:35:43,860
(upbeat music)

735
00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:46,401
Ooh, I bet they've got good
pies down there.

736
00:35:46,776 --> 00:35:47,943
We've gotta eat sometime.

737
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,610
DAGAN: Well, we can't enter
a town.

738
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,818
BOBIK: Got no money anyway.

739
00:35:52,276 --> 00:35:53,318
Got these.

740
00:35:54,485 --> 00:35:55,651
No.

741
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:59,360
No, I'm not shovelling turds
for copper coins.

742
00:36:00,068 --> 00:36:01,443
I'm just not.

743
00:36:02,901 --> 00:36:06,318
I said I'm not shovelling turds
for copper coins.

744
00:36:06,318 --> 00:36:07,568
Did you hear me?

745
00:36:07,776 --> 00:36:08,860
Guys?

746
00:36:08,860 --> 00:36:10,651
(noisy market)

747
00:36:12,526 --> 00:36:13,735
(chickens clucking)

748
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:14,943
(market sellers shouting)

749
00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:16,235
Bread!

750
00:36:16,568 --> 00:36:18,485
Only one quarter sawdust!

751
00:36:19,151 --> 00:36:20,943
- Bread!
- Finest wool!

752
00:36:22,526 --> 00:36:23,860
Get your random geese!

753
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:26,901
(bell ringing)
TOWN CRIER: Oyez, oyez!

754
00:36:26,901 --> 00:36:29,860
News from the citadel.

755
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:30,943
MAN: Shh, shh, shh.

756
00:36:30,943 --> 00:36:33,443
The siege is over.

757
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:36,610
The victor is Humble Joan!

758
00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:38,235
(cheers)
(upbeat flute music)

759
00:36:41,276 --> 00:36:44,568
- (chanting) Humble Joan!
- DAGAN: Shulmay.

760
00:36:45,235 --> 00:36:47,276
Sorry, excuse me, sorry.

761
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,860
Hooray!

762
00:36:52,943 --> 00:36:54,776
- Sorry.
- Thank you.

763
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,735
(squidging)

764
00:37:00,943 --> 00:37:03,068
DAGAN: Urgh. Yuck.
(flies buzzing)

765
00:37:07,068 --> 00:37:08,818
Shit spaders for hire, you said.

766
00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:11,276
- Yeah.
- You can spade shit.

767
00:37:11,276 --> 00:37:14,276
- Thank you.
- You can sort of spade shit.

768
00:37:14,276 --> 00:37:16,443
But I've got no words for you.

769
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:20,026
Pick up the pace,
or nobody gets paid!

770
00:37:21,235 --> 00:37:23,776
Bobik, I need to improve!

771
00:37:23,776 --> 00:37:26,318
It takes many, many years to
master the way of the spade.

772
00:37:26,318 --> 00:37:28,360
It's... it's not something you
can just get across

773
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,776
in an afternoon.

774
00:37:30,068 --> 00:37:31,443
Well, can we try?

775
00:37:32,943 --> 00:37:33,943
What's your song?

776
00:37:34,068 --> 00:37:35,485
<i>Harsh as a lion...</i>

777
00:37:35,485 --> 00:37:36,943
No, no!

778
00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:38,526
Your real song.

779
00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:40,276
Come here.

780
00:37:41,193 --> 00:37:42,318
Closer.

781
00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,026
Bobik not gonna hurt Dagan.

782
00:37:44,026 --> 00:37:45,443
Just close your eyes.

783
00:37:46,193 --> 00:37:47,193
Please.

784
00:37:47,901 --> 00:37:52,985
Now, I'm gonna need you to go
deep inside yourself.

785
00:37:54,026 --> 00:37:55,485
(tense music)
Okay?

786
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,193
Now, just imagine for a second

787
00:38:00,026 --> 00:38:01,526
that you're not a queen.

788
00:38:02,443 --> 00:38:03,693
You're not a woman.

789
00:38:05,026 --> 00:38:06,860
You're not a man.

790
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:11,901
There's no earth,
there's no sky.

791
00:38:13,443 --> 00:38:17,068
It's just you, and the spade,

792
00:38:18,526 --> 00:38:20,860
and the thing what must
be spaded.

793
00:38:22,151 --> 00:38:24,151
Now open your eyes.

794
00:38:24,151 --> 00:38:26,318
(whoosh)

795
00:38:29,026 --> 00:38:30,401
What do you see?

796
00:38:31,651 --> 00:38:32,860
(echoing) Me.

797
00:38:34,568 --> 00:38:36,193
Spade.

798
00:38:38,068 --> 00:38:39,610
And that huge pile.

799
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,193
BOBIK; Now, there's a song
inside you.

800
00:38:42,693 --> 00:38:46,110
Everyone has one,
deep in their soul.

801
00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:48,151
That's your spading song.

802
00:38:48,401 --> 00:38:50,068
That's your rhythm.

803
00:38:53,110 --> 00:38:54,151
No.

804
00:38:54,776 --> 00:38:56,735
I can't hear any song,
I'm sorry.

805
00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,026
Well, that's odd.

806
00:38:58,026 --> 00:38:59,901
Well, let's go even deeper.

807
00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:02,360
Think about something from
your past.

808
00:39:02,526 --> 00:39:04,193
SHULMAY: Not a good idea.

809
00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,985
BOBIK: It'll be fine.
Bobik's got this.

810
00:39:06,985 --> 00:39:08,443
SHULMAY: Well, does he, though?

811
00:39:08,443 --> 00:39:10,110
DAGAN: Not helping.

812
00:39:10,276 --> 00:39:13,193
BOBIK: Trust me.
Close your eyes again.

813
00:39:14,068 --> 00:39:15,901
(chanting music)

814
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,443
Go even deeper inside.

815
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:20,943
Deep as it goes.

816
00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:26,068
(whooshing)

817
00:39:26,068 --> 00:39:27,776
(humming)

818
00:39:31,735 --> 00:39:32,985
(sludge squelching)

819
00:39:38,443 --> 00:39:40,193
See? I told you.

820
00:39:40,485 --> 00:39:42,568
YOUNG DAGAN: (screaming)
<i>Mum! Mum! Mum!</i>

821
00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:44,526
<i>(screaming)</i>

822
00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:46,610
<i>No!</i>

823
00:39:46,735 --> 00:39:51,651
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- la-la-la...

824
00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:54,860
(spade snaps)

825
00:39:55,818 --> 00:39:57,193
What's the racket?

826
00:39:59,110 --> 00:40:03,443
What shit spader breaks their
own shit spade?

827
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,401
Leathermaker, we will redouble
our efforts.

828
00:40:05,401 --> 00:40:07,110
You'll redouble your efforts
to fuck off.

829
00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:09,360
- SHULMAY: Kind leathermaker...
- Fuck off!

830
00:40:09,568 --> 00:40:10,735
Brilliant.

831
00:40:11,735 --> 00:40:13,526
How we gonna earn coin now?

832
00:40:13,901 --> 00:40:15,943
DAGAN: My only talent is being
a queen.

833
00:40:16,693 --> 00:40:20,651
SHULMAY: Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.

834
00:40:20,818 --> 00:40:23,318
Since the death of
Ur-Nammu the Great,

835
00:40:23,318 --> 00:40:27,860
you have been oppressed by his
horrendous daughter,

836
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:31,860
the selfish, arrogant, stuck-up
little child queen,

837
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,860
despised by all.

838
00:40:33,860 --> 00:40:37,026
Now is the time for sweet
revenge.

839
00:40:37,026 --> 00:40:39,860
I present to you Queen Dagan.

840
00:40:39,985 --> 00:40:43,235
(booing)
DAGAN: You low, low wretches,

841
00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:45,901
you poo gobbling serfs,

842
00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,985
puss-encrusted bell-ends.
(public laughing)

843
00:40:47,985 --> 00:40:50,485
Who dares to defame your queen?

844
00:40:50,485 --> 00:40:52,526
SHULMAY: Pelt the Queen with
rocks.

845
00:40:52,526 --> 00:40:54,526
One for a farthing,
six for a penny.

846
00:40:54,526 --> 00:40:56,068
What great value.

847
00:40:56,235 --> 00:40:58,235
Here is a farthing.

848
00:40:59,568 --> 00:41:01,276
(rock hits the target)
(cheering)

849
00:41:01,276 --> 00:41:02,901
DAGAN: Who threw that?

850
00:41:02,901 --> 00:41:05,943
Suck my fat scorn,
you maggoty churl.

851
00:41:05,943 --> 00:41:09,276
I'll open your head and stab
you in the fucking mind.

852
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:12,360
I'll hang your balls from
a spike

853
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,068
so, everybody can see how tiny
they are.

854
00:41:15,068 --> 00:41:18,860
(laughing)
Very, very, very tiny balls.

855
00:41:19,068 --> 00:41:20,068
It's Bobik.

856
00:41:20,068 --> 00:41:22,568
I heard her speak once and she
sounded just like that.

857
00:41:22,568 --> 00:41:24,110
Do her some damage.

858
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:26,360
Six for a penny.
(cheers)

859
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,818
(coins jangling)

860
00:41:28,318 --> 00:41:30,735
(rock hits the target)
(cheering)

861
00:41:30,735 --> 00:41:32,151
(coins jangling)
(rocks pelting)

862
00:41:32,151 --> 00:41:35,276
DAGAN: Is that all you've got,
you cock-sucking witches?

863
00:41:35,276 --> 00:41:36,193
(target smashes)
(cheering)

864
00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:37,610
(cheering)

865
00:41:37,943 --> 00:41:40,985
I was a superb puppeteer,
was I not?

866
00:41:40,985 --> 00:41:42,026
Fantastic.

867
00:41:42,026 --> 00:41:44,860
- How good was I, Bobik?
- You were absolutely shit.

868
00:41:48,151 --> 00:41:50,193
(laughing)

869
00:41:50,651 --> 00:41:51,985
You're doing a jest.

870
00:41:51,985 --> 00:41:53,068
That I am.

871
00:41:53,068 --> 00:41:55,360
- And a great one at that.
- Thank you.

872
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:56,985
Well, we've earned enough for
food.

873
00:41:56,985 --> 00:41:58,068
And beer.

874
00:41:58,068 --> 00:42:00,776
And toenail paint, which I'm
not convinced that we need.

875
00:42:00,776 --> 00:42:02,985
I need it, Shulmay, I just do.

876
00:42:02,985 --> 00:42:04,651
It's a queen thing,
judge me not.

877
00:42:04,818 --> 00:42:06,026
(clearing throat)

878
00:42:07,026 --> 00:42:08,443
Help.

879
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,401
SHULMAY: She likes you.
Smile back.

880
00:42:13,276 --> 00:42:14,401
(growls)

881
00:42:15,401 --> 00:42:16,610
SHULMAY: You flirted, Bobik.

882
00:42:17,026 --> 00:42:19,360
People who don't smell get to
do that now and then.

883
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,901
So, we take the Great East Road
from here,

884
00:42:21,901 --> 00:42:24,276
and then it's a few days to
Fingerstone Rock.

885
00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:26,276
Then we're out across the sea.

886
00:42:26,276 --> 00:42:27,901
We're halfway to salvation.

887
00:42:27,901 --> 00:42:31,776
And I'm still wearing this
little chap.

888
00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:34,985
Boop.
(giggles)

889
00:42:34,985 --> 00:42:37,610
And it's safe so long as I have
my friends.

890
00:42:38,901 --> 00:42:42,193
I said that exact thing only
a week ago to others.

891
00:42:42,818 --> 00:42:44,693
And then they tried to
murder me.

892
00:42:45,610 --> 00:42:46,651
Urgh.

893
00:42:47,735 --> 00:42:52,276
You two haven't murdered me,
not even a tiny bit.

894
00:42:53,026 --> 00:42:54,235
We're your friends.

895
00:42:54,235 --> 00:42:56,860
Best friends, forever.

896
00:42:57,068 --> 00:42:59,276
Even though you're both
very, very common.

897
00:42:59,485 --> 00:43:00,901
And when I'm back on my throne,

898
00:43:00,901 --> 00:43:05,151
I shall rain riches and titles
on you both.

899
00:43:05,401 --> 00:43:06,401
You said that before.

900
00:43:06,401 --> 00:43:08,401
Yes, but I was fibbing then.
I mean it now.

901
00:43:09,068 --> 00:43:10,360
To friendship.

902
00:43:11,610 --> 00:43:12,818
(cheers)

903
00:43:12,818 --> 00:43:14,568
Shulmay, what's your song?

904
00:43:14,568 --> 00:43:16,610
I dunno.
Don't have one probably.

905
00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:17,901
Everyone's got one.

906
00:43:17,901 --> 00:43:19,276
The tooth in the bottle.

907
00:43:19,276 --> 00:43:21,193
I mean, there must be
a story there.

908
00:43:21,193 --> 00:43:22,860
(gasps)
Let me guess.

909
00:43:23,193 --> 00:43:25,276
Oh, it's the tooth of your
long-lost sweetheart.

910
00:43:25,276 --> 00:43:27,526
And we can
help you win him back.

911
00:43:27,693 --> 00:43:29,276
Bobik, that'll be our next
adventure.

912
00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:31,443
- It's just a tooth. (laughs)
- It's your tooth.

913
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:35,068
Your mum, Queen Fritha,
gave it to Shulmay,

914
00:43:35,235 --> 00:43:37,568
and Shulmay made a promise to
look after you,

915
00:43:37,568 --> 00:43:39,526
'cau...'cause your mum saved
Shulmay...

916
00:43:42,193 --> 00:43:43,443
(laughs nervously)

917
00:43:43,693 --> 00:43:45,401
Beer... beer made me say that.

918
00:43:46,151 --> 00:43:47,526
Is that true, Shulmay?

919
00:43:47,526 --> 00:43:48,860
(upbeat flute music)

920
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:51,110
You're not loyal to me.

921
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:52,735
You're not my friend.

922
00:43:53,443 --> 00:43:54,943
You're just a friend of
my mother's.

923
00:43:54,943 --> 00:43:57,610
- She was a good woman, Dagan.
- She locked herself in a tower.

924
00:43:58,318 --> 00:43:59,901
She refused to see me.

925
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,110
I was abandoned, forsaken.
- No, because...

926
00:44:03,110 --> 00:44:04,818
Speak no more of that woman!

927
00:44:04,818 --> 00:44:06,360
(pub falls silent)

928
00:44:06,526 --> 00:44:07,485
(Bobik clears his throat)

929
00:44:07,485 --> 00:44:10,776
Okay, we're getting attention.
We need to leave, quietly.

930
00:44:12,110 --> 00:44:13,193
Don't look.

931
00:44:14,526 --> 00:44:15,901
(treacherous music)
DAGAN: Leofwine.

932
00:44:15,901 --> 00:44:18,151
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

933
00:44:18,151 --> 00:44:20,068
She doesn't know you.
Distract her.

934
00:44:21,193 --> 00:44:22,193
How?

935
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:24,651
LEOFWINE: You're not even
looking properly. Look at it.

936
00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:28,818
Oh God, your breath is like
a badger's arse.

937
00:44:28,818 --> 00:44:29,901
Hello.

938
00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:32,901
Madame.

939
00:44:34,068 --> 00:44:38,526
You are a super fine lady.

940
00:44:39,568 --> 00:44:42,318
And this is me telling you that.

941
00:44:42,901 --> 00:44:44,526
(beer pouring on floor)

942
00:44:45,151 --> 00:44:47,360
That was beer, it wasn't
a sudden gush of piss.

943
00:44:51,901 --> 00:44:55,693
This is an interaction of some
kind, but what exactly?

944
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,568
It's my new thing.

945
00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:59,235
It's called flirting.

946
00:45:00,151 --> 00:45:01,526
Is it going well?

947
00:45:01,735 --> 00:45:02,901
(sword swishes)
Whoa.

948
00:45:03,443 --> 00:45:06,151
- Can it stop?
- Oh, yeah.

949
00:45:07,151 --> 00:45:08,943
Oh, sorry, sorry.

950
00:45:15,193 --> 00:45:16,193
You.

951
00:45:17,735 --> 00:45:19,110
Have you seen this woman?

952
00:45:19,776 --> 00:45:23,526
Is there a way east which isn't
the Great East Road?

953
00:45:23,526 --> 00:45:25,776
A way that's, er, much quicker,

954
00:45:25,776 --> 00:45:29,318
but at the same time isn't used
by anyone at all?

955
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:31,360
There is such a way.

956
00:45:32,110 --> 00:45:35,110
There's a certain forest.
(eerie sounds)

957
00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:38,526
You don't wanna go through
there.

958
00:45:38,651 --> 00:45:40,651
SHULMAY: We've heard about this
certain forest.

959
00:45:40,943 --> 00:45:43,235
What's so bad about it?
- The Man-Wolf. (bang)

960
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:47,818
Ur-Nammu the Great loved
his wolves,

961
00:45:48,026 --> 00:45:50,151
more than his own daughter even.

962
00:45:50,651 --> 00:45:55,985
Story goes he tried to make
a Man-Wolf companion

963
00:45:55,985 --> 00:45:58,693
by unnatural means.

964
00:45:58,693 --> 00:46:00,901
First, a fella was kidnapped,

965
00:46:00,901 --> 00:46:04,193
then Ur-Nammu transformed
this poor man

966
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,985
with hexes and the like.

967
00:46:05,985 --> 00:46:07,901
DAGAN: And I'm guessing that
went badly.

968
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:09,193
Or are you going to
surprise me

969
00:46:09,193 --> 00:46:10,985
and say it went really well?
- No!

970
00:46:11,235 --> 00:46:16,110
It was a monster made with
magic only a king can undo.

971
00:46:16,110 --> 00:46:19,151
And it dwells in those
woods still,

972
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:23,443
feasting on the fools who take
the forest path.

973
00:46:23,443 --> 00:46:26,735
Them what don't believe
the beast is real!

974
00:46:26,735 --> 00:46:28,401
(people shouting excitedly)
WOMAN: Humble Joan's here!

975
00:46:29,985 --> 00:46:32,443
Oh no, not her as well.

976
00:46:33,818 --> 00:46:36,068
MAN: Humble Joan is here!

977
00:46:36,068 --> 00:46:37,318
WOMAN: It's Humble Joan!

978
00:46:37,318 --> 00:46:38,860
(chanting)
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,

979
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:45,526
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
Humble Joan...

980
00:46:46,026 --> 00:46:48,526
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,

981
00:46:48,735 --> 00:46:53,443
Humble Joan, Humble Joan,
Humble Joan, Humble Joan...

982
00:46:53,776 --> 00:46:54,985
(crowd falls silent)

983
00:46:55,318 --> 00:46:56,860
Good citizens...

984
00:46:57,651 --> 00:46:59,818
five days now
since Dagan fell,

985
00:46:59,818 --> 00:47:02,610
and with her the crooked laws,

986
00:47:02,610 --> 00:47:05,943
which stole the wealth of this
land from you, the people.

987
00:47:05,943 --> 00:47:08,276
(cheering)

988
00:47:09,735 --> 00:47:11,610
And yet Dagan lives.

989
00:47:12,276 --> 00:47:13,526
She stalks our fields.

990
00:47:13,526 --> 00:47:14,818
No!
JOAN: Our lanes.

991
00:47:14,818 --> 00:47:16,235
CROWD: No!

992
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,610
I have heard she lurks here,
in the east,

993
00:47:18,985 --> 00:47:20,943
and hopes to win her
throne again.

994
00:47:20,943 --> 00:47:22,443
CROWD: Never!

995
00:47:22,693 --> 00:47:24,443
JOAN: To pillage and to murder.

996
00:47:24,693 --> 00:47:28,068
And I've heard she's done poos
in your wells.

997
00:47:28,068 --> 00:47:29,985
(crowd cries)

998
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,651
DAGAN: She doesn't do that.

999
00:47:32,901 --> 00:47:34,985
300 silver marks,

1000
00:47:36,026 --> 00:47:37,651
a lifetime's pay,

1001
00:47:38,651 --> 00:47:42,443
all for the one who brings me
Dagan, alive or dead.

1002
00:47:42,776 --> 00:47:44,026
(cheers)

1003
00:47:44,026 --> 00:47:46,276
The people are the heroes now.

1004
00:47:46,443 --> 00:47:48,110
(loud cheering)

1005
00:47:49,735 --> 00:47:51,818
MAN: Put her head on a spike.

1006
00:47:54,651 --> 00:47:56,443
SHULMAY: Quick, Dagan, this way.

1007
00:47:56,443 --> 00:47:57,901
(people shouting murderously)

1008
00:47:57,901 --> 00:47:59,568
(drum beating)

1009
00:48:10,193 --> 00:48:13,818
Stop it! She's here.

1010
00:48:15,776 --> 00:48:17,276
She's here.

1011
00:48:18,526 --> 00:48:21,110
The little piggy princess.

1012
00:48:21,110 --> 00:48:22,401
Bobik!

1013
00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:25,485
Bobik!
- Yeah? No.

1014
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,318
Is that woman gone?
- Yes, come on!

1015
00:48:29,318 --> 00:48:31,568
Scary.
But lovely hair.

1016
00:48:32,276 --> 00:48:36,776
<i>So, they took the path where
nobody goes,</i>

1017
00:48:36,985 --> 00:48:39,443
(eerie music)
<i>into a certain forest.</i>

1018
00:48:40,610 --> 00:48:42,110
SHULMAY: Man-Wolf. (laughs)

1019
00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:44,235
No. No, such thing.

1020
00:48:44,901 --> 00:48:46,401
Absolutely not, no.

1021
00:48:47,401 --> 00:48:48,485
No way.

1022
00:48:48,651 --> 00:48:50,318
Stay on the path.
(laughs nervously)

1023
00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:51,776
Never leave the path.

1024
00:48:51,943 --> 00:48:55,318
Bobik, tell this woman she has
us utterly lost.

1025
00:48:55,318 --> 00:48:56,985
You still not talking to her?

1026
00:48:57,110 --> 00:49:00,193
Well, I'll travel with her
if I must.

1027
00:49:00,193 --> 00:49:02,901
But it's my mother she loves.

1028
00:49:02,901 --> 00:49:06,276
So, all former relations
are severed.

1029
00:49:06,276 --> 00:49:07,985
I liked it when we were in
the pub.

1030
00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:08,943
There was beer.

1031
00:49:08,943 --> 00:49:11,818
If it cheers you up, Bobik, you
can have an extra county

1032
00:49:11,818 --> 00:49:13,360
on your earldom.
- Whoa.

1033
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,651
Hey, will there be ale
in this county?

1034
00:49:15,818 --> 00:49:17,026
All the ale you can guzzle.

1035
00:49:17,026 --> 00:49:18,360
What, and pies?

1036
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,526
- Pies too.
- What kind of pies?

1037
00:49:21,110 --> 00:49:23,193
- All the pies you can imagine.
- Wow!

1038
00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:25,360
Well, hey, I can imagine
a great many

1039
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,485
different kinds of pies.

1040
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:28,485
I'm sure you can, but there's
no need to list them.

1041
00:49:28,485 --> 00:49:29,943
You've got apple pie,
mutton pie.

1042
00:49:29,943 --> 00:49:32,068
- Here we go.
- Elderberry pie, venison pie.

1043
00:49:32,068 --> 00:49:33,193
- Yeah.
- Rabbit pie.

1044
00:49:33,193 --> 00:49:34,860
- Rabbit pie's a nice pie.
- Mm-hmm.

1045
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,860
But then, of course, you have
all the fish pies.

1046
00:49:37,068 --> 00:49:39,610
Imagine for a moment any fish
in the river,

1047
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,693
and then just say the word
'pie' after it.

1048
00:49:41,818 --> 00:49:43,985
- Got it.
- Go on, have a go. Give me one.

1049
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:46,026
- Trout.
- Trout pie, yes.

1050
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,818
Salmon pie.
Now, eel pie is very...

1051
00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,276
(banging sound)
What's that?

1052
00:49:49,276 --> 00:49:50,943
(eerie music)
(wolf hows)

1053
00:49:50,943 --> 00:49:53,401
(Bobik shudders)

1054
00:49:54,276 --> 00:49:56,735
Are we standing in the lair of
the deadly Man-Wolf?

1055
00:49:59,235 --> 00:50:01,068
I command you not to panic.
But yes, yes, we are.

1056
00:50:01,068 --> 00:50:02,318
(Bobik cries)
(stabbing sound)

1057
00:50:02,318 --> 00:50:04,276
(Dagan gasps)
Hey, please don't leave me!

1058
00:50:05,901 --> 00:50:09,110
Circle of safety, circle of
safety, circle of safety,

1059
00:50:09,235 --> 00:50:10,485
circle of safety!
- Oh, God!

1060
00:50:10,610 --> 00:50:11,985
Oh, Gods, whatever!

1061
00:50:15,193 --> 00:50:16,318
LEATHERSMITH: Halt.
(screams)

1062
00:50:16,318 --> 00:50:17,401
(tense music)

1063
00:50:17,401 --> 00:50:19,110
You were no shit spader.

1064
00:50:19,651 --> 00:50:20,818
That I could tell.

1065
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:24,360
Then I saw that panting,
you with the crown.

1066
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,610
No, no, I'm Hilda.

1067
00:50:26,985 --> 00:50:29,068
I...I'm a travelling merchant.

1068
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:30,401
Let's walk.

1069
00:50:31,235 --> 00:50:32,818
300 silver marks will buy me
all the...

1070
00:50:32,818 --> 00:50:34,235
(stabbing sound)

1071
00:50:34,735 --> 00:50:36,443
(groans, thud)

1072
00:50:36,568 --> 00:50:37,526
Huh?

1073
00:50:37,526 --> 00:50:39,693
Saw him creep off
with his long sword,

1074
00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:41,068
like he knew something.

1075
00:50:41,735 --> 00:50:43,568
And he led me all the way
to you...

1076
00:50:44,568 --> 00:50:45,943
Your Majesty.

1077
00:50:46,276 --> 00:50:48,485
(whispers) Gods and ancestors,
assist me now.

1078
00:50:48,485 --> 00:50:49,901
MAN: Don't waste your breathe.

1079
00:50:50,026 --> 00:50:52,485
My 300 silver marks will...
(stabbing sound)

1080
00:50:52,485 --> 00:50:53,776
(groans)

1081
00:51:00,110 --> 00:51:01,735
(thud)
Oh, my...

1082
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:02,693
(pulling axe out)

1083
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:07,693
Couldn't let him be the one to
catch the great Queen Dagan.

1084
00:51:07,693 --> 00:51:10,860
And now, 300 silver...
(stabbing sound)

1085
00:51:12,318 --> 00:51:14,818
(groans)

1086
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:17,401
(thuds)
Ludicrous!

1087
00:51:17,401 --> 00:51:19,401
That leathermaker tried to send
us north.

1088
00:51:20,026 --> 00:51:21,568
But we figured out his game.

1089
00:51:22,110 --> 00:51:24,360
And those 300 silver marks...
(stabbing sound)

1090
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,943
(choking)

1091
00:51:27,193 --> 00:51:28,318
(Dagan squeals)
(thuds)

1092
00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:29,735
(pulling sword out)

1093
00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:32,401
- Shall be mi...
- Argh!

1094
00:51:32,401 --> 00:51:34,110
(stabbing sound)
(choking)

1095
00:51:34,110 --> 00:51:35,318
(pulling sword out)
(thuds)

1096
00:51:35,318 --> 00:51:36,568
No, you don't.

1097
00:51:36,901 --> 00:51:41,276
You are a difficult person
to track down and behead.

1098
00:51:41,276 --> 00:51:42,735
(treacherous music)

1099
00:51:44,110 --> 00:51:45,235
If you want to talk your way
out of this,

1100
00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:46,526
now's your chance.

1101
00:51:48,151 --> 00:51:49,235
Leofwine...

1102
00:51:50,401 --> 00:51:53,651
I mean, we go way back,
and I thought...

1103
00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:55,776
Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee...

1104
00:51:58,651 --> 00:51:59,651
Carry on.

1105
00:52:01,443 --> 00:52:02,485
(treacherous music)

1106
00:52:02,485 --> 00:52:04,193
You know,
maybe we could just...

1107
00:52:04,193 --> 00:52:08,276
- Dee, dee, dee, dee, dee...
- (scoffs)

1108
00:52:08,568 --> 00:52:11,526
Dear sweet, stupid,

1109
00:52:11,735 --> 00:52:15,568
stupid, stupid

1110
00:52:16,026 --> 00:52:18,068
Dagan!
- You won't escape this.

1111
00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,651
The mighty Bobik.

1112
00:52:19,776 --> 00:52:22,401
He'll be here any moment.

1113
00:52:22,401 --> 00:52:24,693
Circle of safety,
circle of safety.

1114
00:52:24,693 --> 00:52:26,276
(owl hoots in the silence)

1115
00:52:28,485 --> 00:52:30,235
Nobody's coming for you.
(wimpers)

1116
00:52:30,235 --> 00:52:31,485
Leofwine, listen!

1117
00:52:31,485 --> 00:52:34,901
Humble Joan, she'll just cast
you aside as soon as she can.

1118
00:52:35,276 --> 00:52:36,401
She can't.

1119
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,901
You don't think Joan's
in charge, do you?

1120
00:52:41,068 --> 00:52:43,318
People like you and her,
you don't actually govern.

1121
00:52:43,318 --> 00:52:45,151
People like me do that.

1122
00:52:45,693 --> 00:52:47,526
I gather taxes,

1123
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:49,276
I pay the druids,

1124
00:52:49,401 --> 00:52:50,860
I burn the druids,

1125
00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:53,235
I hire cheaper, new druids.

1126
00:52:53,235 --> 00:52:56,360
I run the show,
and I always did.

1127
00:52:57,026 --> 00:52:58,776
(dramatic music)

1128
00:52:59,485 --> 00:53:01,568
Urgh!
(stabbing sound)

1129
00:53:04,026 --> 00:53:05,193
You...

1130
00:53:09,318 --> 00:53:10,610
You should have...

1131
00:53:14,860 --> 00:53:16,151
(thuds)

1132
00:53:26,568 --> 00:53:28,276
- She's dead.
- ...joined me!

1133
00:53:28,443 --> 00:53:30,151
I had so many plans.

1134
00:53:32,568 --> 00:53:35,485
(gurgling)
All dust now.

1135
00:53:35,610 --> 00:53:36,610
(chokes)

1136
00:53:37,068 --> 00:53:39,901
Dust... now.

1137
00:53:43,276 --> 00:53:44,360
(sighs)

1138
00:53:45,151 --> 00:53:46,943
- She's dead.
- No!

1139
00:53:47,443 --> 00:53:53,151
I'm alive, Dagan,
I'm still alive.

1140
00:53:55,776 --> 00:53:57,651
- Now...
- (coughing)

1141
00:54:00,443 --> 00:54:01,901
DAGAN: Oh, for God's sake.

1142
00:54:02,110 --> 00:54:03,735
(dramatic music)

1143
00:54:09,068 --> 00:54:11,026
(women sighing)

1144
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,651
I've actually literally wet
my breeches.

1145
00:54:16,443 --> 00:54:18,360
The queen has moistened herself.

1146
00:54:19,485 --> 00:54:22,068
At least that man-wolf never
showed up.

1147
00:54:22,068 --> 00:54:24,568
(wolf-man growls)
(women screaming)

1148
00:54:24,693 --> 00:54:25,818
Shulmay!

1149
00:54:27,443 --> 00:54:29,610
I'm coming, Shulmay!
(wolf-man snarls)

1150
00:54:29,610 --> 00:54:32,401
Get your hands off my friend!

1151
00:54:32,401 --> 00:54:35,985
(smashing, slashing, tearing)

1152
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:40,651
Urgh!

1153
00:54:40,776 --> 00:54:42,943
(wolf-man gurgles, laughs)
(babbles)

1154
00:54:48,818 --> 00:54:50,651
Relax.

1155
00:54:52,610 --> 00:54:54,026
It's broken.

1156
00:54:55,735 --> 00:54:58,485
Your crown broke the spell.

1157
00:54:59,818 --> 00:55:01,443
(both gasping)

1158
00:55:03,443 --> 00:55:05,193
I can return to my family.

1159
00:55:06,318 --> 00:55:08,693
Thank you for setting me free.

1160
00:55:14,568 --> 00:55:16,110
Hey, you alright, Clive?

1161
00:55:17,193 --> 00:55:18,610
I ain't seen you in years.

1162
00:55:19,943 --> 00:55:21,026
You're looking well.

1163
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,818
Shulmay, are you hurt?

1164
00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:26,401
You came to save me.

1165
00:55:26,568 --> 00:55:28,943
You took off your crown
for a lowly wretch like me.

1166
00:55:28,943 --> 00:55:30,943
Oh, but what a wretch.

1167
00:55:31,610 --> 00:55:33,693
What a wretch.

1168
00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:36,110
(laughs)
(upbeat music)

1169
00:55:36,318 --> 00:55:37,318
(high tempo music)

1170
00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:39,276
With that huge bounty on your
head, we won't get far,

1171
00:55:39,276 --> 00:55:41,526
but Leofwine's a close enough
match for you.

1172
00:55:41,526 --> 00:55:43,110
We still have your scarlet
robes.

1173
00:55:43,110 --> 00:55:45,735
If she's found in them,
the hunt for the Queen ends.

1174
00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:47,776
But we have different faces.

1175
00:55:47,776 --> 00:55:49,901
Yes, but this is craggy country.

1176
00:55:49,901 --> 00:55:52,818
We'll find a cliff and drop her
off a decent height.

1177
00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:55,526
I get it.

1178
00:55:55,693 --> 00:55:58,610
If Leofwine's head lands
on a hard surface,

1179
00:55:58,610 --> 00:56:00,985
then her face will be all blown
inside out

1180
00:56:00,985 --> 00:56:03,693
and splintered, crushed.
(gagging)

1181
00:56:04,526 --> 00:56:07,568
SHULMAY: See? Put her in the
gown, she's almost you.

1182
00:56:07,860 --> 00:56:09,318
Just the face to think about.

1183
00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:11,735
Hmm.

1184
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:14,151
This here drop should do
the job on that.

1185
00:56:14,776 --> 00:56:16,568
(grunting)
Okay.

1186
00:56:17,943 --> 00:56:19,818
But she has to land correctly.

1187
00:56:19,818 --> 00:56:22,485
So, we... we've gotta drop her
this way, then.

1188
00:56:22,860 --> 00:56:24,485
No, like this.

1189
00:56:25,401 --> 00:56:27,735
Legs first,
'cause she'll flip as she falls.

1190
00:56:27,735 --> 00:56:29,985
No, sideways,
with a touch of spin.

1191
00:56:29,985 --> 00:56:32,610
- No, headfirst.
- You haven't done this before.

1192
00:56:32,610 --> 00:56:34,026
Neither have you.

1193
00:56:34,485 --> 00:56:36,776
Alright, sideways
with a touch of spin.

1194
00:56:37,526 --> 00:56:38,568
Okay.

1195
00:56:38,985 --> 00:56:39,985
You got her?
- Yeah.

1196
00:56:39,985 --> 00:56:41,068
Ready?

1197
00:56:41,276 --> 00:56:45,110
One, two, three.

1198
00:56:46,151 --> 00:56:47,360
(gown flapping)

1199
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:48,901
(loud thump)

1200
00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:51,526
Hmm.

1201
00:56:52,901 --> 00:56:54,860
Do we have to go down
and fetch her up?

1202
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,568
Yes. Yes, we do.

1203
00:56:56,568 --> 00:56:58,526
(upbeat flute music)

1204
00:57:00,735 --> 00:57:01,901
(grunting)

1205
00:57:02,818 --> 00:57:05,068
Okay, headfirst.

1206
00:57:05,818 --> 00:57:09,068
One, two, three.

1207
00:57:09,068 --> 00:57:10,526
(gown flapping)

1208
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,026
(loud thump)

1209
00:57:12,026 --> 00:57:13,110
What?!

1210
00:57:14,276 --> 00:57:16,235
She flipped as she fell,
I did say.

1211
00:57:16,443 --> 00:57:19,026
- He did say.
- No, there was a sudden gust.

1212
00:57:19,901 --> 00:57:21,068
Yeah, one more time.

1213
00:57:21,068 --> 00:57:22,360
Alright.

1214
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:26,901
Urgh, how are we gonna
pick her up?

1215
00:57:26,901 --> 00:57:29,151
BOBIK: She's very slightly
damaged.

1216
00:57:29,901 --> 00:57:31,401
(gagging)

1217
00:57:32,901 --> 00:57:34,193
I think I've worked
something out.

1218
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:37,318
Dagan often talks about nailing
her foes to trees

1219
00:57:37,318 --> 00:57:40,860
and opening up their guts
and other such japes.

1220
00:57:41,318 --> 00:57:43,360
When this kind of stuff happens
in front of her...

1221
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,318
- She doesn't much like it.
- No, she doesn't.

1222
00:57:45,318 --> 00:57:46,526
Lies!

1223
00:57:46,860 --> 00:57:48,443
I am hard as horn.

1224
00:57:49,568 --> 00:57:52,401
In my youth, my father made me
watch such things.

1225
00:57:52,401 --> 00:57:53,485
(treacherous music)

1226
00:57:54,276 --> 00:57:56,943
MAN: <i>No! No, no, no, please,
Your Majesty!</i>

1227
00:57:56,943 --> 00:57:58,860
<i>No, no, no! I beg you!</i>

1228
00:57:59,568 --> 00:58:00,818
<i>Please, no!</i>

1229
00:58:02,026 --> 00:58:03,693
<i>No!
(sizzling) No!</i>

1230
00:58:03,693 --> 00:58:04,610
<i>No!</i>

1231
00:58:04,610 --> 00:58:06,193
Alright.

1232
00:58:06,818 --> 00:58:08,026
I hated it.

1233
00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:10,735
I hated every horrid moment
of it!

1234
00:58:11,526 --> 00:58:12,901
Are you satisfied?

1235
00:58:14,026 --> 00:58:16,026
And my mother did nothing.

1236
00:58:17,610 --> 00:58:21,318
<i>(door clangs shut)</i>
YOUNG DAGAN: <i>Mum! No! No!</i>

1237
00:58:21,318 --> 00:58:23,151
Why won't you see me?

1238
00:58:23,901 --> 00:58:26,693
Shulmay, I feel we've opened
the wax lid

1239
00:58:26,693 --> 00:58:28,901
atop a clay vessel of worms.

1240
00:58:35,110 --> 00:58:36,235
Your father thought your
mother's love

1241
00:58:36,235 --> 00:58:37,693
would make you soft,

1242
00:58:38,776 --> 00:58:40,526
so, he locked her away in
a tower,

1243
00:58:41,235 --> 00:58:42,735
and anyone who spoke
of her again

1244
00:58:42,735 --> 00:58:44,568
would be pressed through
a cattle grid.

1245
00:58:45,026 --> 00:58:46,651
She never abandoned you,
Dagan.

1246
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:51,943
My mother lo... loved me?

1247
00:58:52,401 --> 00:58:53,526
Always.

1248
00:58:54,901 --> 00:58:56,151
Why did nobody tell me?

1249
00:58:56,610 --> 00:58:57,943
(whispers) The cattle grid.

1250
00:58:58,110 --> 00:58:59,443
Oh.

1251
00:59:00,318 --> 00:59:02,818
Your father was a bad man.

1252
00:59:04,026 --> 00:59:06,276
And not worthy of your
admiration.

1253
00:59:07,151 --> 00:59:09,985
But that is just the opinion
of Bobik.

1254
00:59:11,276 --> 00:59:12,818
I've been so wrong.

1255
00:59:13,526 --> 00:59:14,901
(soft music)

1256
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:16,985
Shall we have a third go then,
or what?

1257
00:59:17,235 --> 00:59:18,318
I reckon we've got this.

1258
00:59:20,776 --> 00:59:23,360
Just let me do one thing.

1259
00:59:25,276 --> 00:59:26,485
(grunting)

1260
00:59:27,693 --> 00:59:29,235
Okay, feet first.

1261
00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:30,818
You ready?

1262
00:59:31,651 --> 00:59:35,610
One, two, three.

1263
00:59:38,485 --> 00:59:39,735
With the flip.

1264
00:59:39,860 --> 00:59:41,318
(thuds)
Hmm.

1265
00:59:42,151 --> 00:59:43,943
Yay!
(clapping)

1266
00:59:45,818 --> 00:59:46,943
Huh.

1267
00:59:50,193 --> 00:59:51,735
I'll see you again soon.

1268
00:59:52,443 --> 00:59:53,693
Promise.

1269
00:59:54,193 --> 00:59:55,193
(kisses crown)

1270
00:59:58,026 --> 00:59:59,943
Someone will find the body
soon enough.

1271
00:59:59,943 --> 01:00:01,026
<i>This is what they want</i>

1272
01:00:01,026 --> 01:00:02,401
<i>Why are you still here?</i>

1273
01:00:02,401 --> 01:00:03,693
<i>This is what they said</i>

1274
01:00:03,693 --> 01:00:04,985
<i>This is what you get</i>

1275
01:00:04,985 --> 01:00:10,193
<i>This is you feeling
the same as you used to</i>

1276
01:00:10,193 --> 01:00:11,610
(soldier gags)

1277
01:00:15,901 --> 01:00:17,651
Pay them the bounty.

1278
01:00:21,401 --> 01:00:23,235
Is Leofwine back from
the forest yet?

1279
01:00:26,985 --> 01:00:28,151
(sheet swishes)

1280
01:00:32,110 --> 01:00:33,276
(laughs)

1281
01:00:34,776 --> 01:00:35,776
Hmm.

1282
01:00:38,485 --> 01:00:39,485
(fire crackles)

1283
01:00:44,693 --> 01:00:46,110
She's tougher than I thought.

1284
01:00:46,568 --> 01:00:48,151
I worried she wouldn't make it
this far.

1285
01:00:48,526 --> 01:00:51,193
BOBIK: It's, what, a three-day
walk to Fingerstone Rock?

1286
01:00:51,776 --> 01:00:53,860
To meet Ivarr and Guthrum.

1287
01:00:55,401 --> 01:00:56,526
Bobik.

1288
01:00:56,693 --> 01:00:58,360
- Yeah?
- The thing is...

1289
01:01:02,693 --> 01:01:04,401
Yeah, we'll do that.

1290
01:01:05,526 --> 01:01:06,735
We'll do all of that.

1291
01:01:08,943 --> 01:01:10,318
(dramatic music)

1292
01:01:11,860 --> 01:01:17,401
And after a day's work at the
new c-c-collective bakery,

1293
01:01:17,401 --> 01:01:21,735
I kept a few sweepings of flour
for me and my family.

1294
01:01:21,735 --> 01:01:23,568
- Oh dear.
- And I'm very sorry.

1295
01:01:23,568 --> 01:01:24,776
It won't happen again.

1296
01:01:25,026 --> 01:01:27,068
But I haven't had any wages
since Freedom Day,

1297
01:01:27,068 --> 01:01:29,151
and the guards say there's no
coin to pay us with,

1298
01:01:29,151 --> 01:01:31,110
and, and the kids,
(laughs nervously)

1299
01:01:31,110 --> 01:01:32,235
they're so hungry.

1300
01:01:32,235 --> 01:01:33,318
- Witgar.
- Hmm?

1301
01:01:33,318 --> 01:01:34,735
You can go back to your family.

1302
01:01:35,318 --> 01:01:36,776
(sighs) Thank you, Joan.

1303
01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:41,776
After a stay at the citadel,
in a special room,

1304
01:01:41,943 --> 01:01:43,026
deep underground.

1305
01:01:43,026 --> 01:01:46,151
I...I, urgh... I love you!

1306
01:01:47,026 --> 01:01:48,693
This commonwealth
cannot fail.

1307
01:01:48,693 --> 01:01:50,651
- WITGAR: I love you!
- Will not fail.

1308
01:01:50,901 --> 01:01:53,276
SOLDIER: Humble Joan, a message
from across the seas.

1309
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,901
Hmm.
(treacherous music)

1310
01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:03,276
And this letter gives us
the means to do it.

1311
01:02:05,068 --> 01:02:06,235
Pack up!

1312
01:02:07,568 --> 01:02:08,985
I have somewhere to be.

1313
01:02:09,485 --> 01:02:10,318
(upbeat music)

1314
01:02:10,318 --> 01:02:13,026
<i>And so, the long journey to
the eastern shore</i>

1315
01:02:13,026 --> 01:02:14,276
<i>was nearly over.</i>

1316
01:02:14,485 --> 01:02:16,318
<i>Then, just a short trip across
the sea</i>

1317
01:02:16,318 --> 01:02:18,151
<i>would take them to
the great allies.</i>

1318
01:02:18,526 --> 01:02:21,401
<i>King Ivarr and King Guthrum.</i>

1319
01:02:21,401 --> 01:02:23,485
(upbeat flute music)

1320
01:02:25,818 --> 01:02:26,860
SHULMAY: There it is.

1321
01:02:26,860 --> 01:02:28,693
(seagulls crying)
(Dagan gasps)

1322
01:02:29,485 --> 01:02:30,485
Ah!

1323
01:02:30,860 --> 01:02:33,651
A hundred and two score miles,
and here we are.

1324
01:02:34,568 --> 01:02:36,110
Fingerstone Rock!

1325
01:02:37,151 --> 01:02:39,151
BOBIK: It is big, though,
the sea.

1326
01:02:39,693 --> 01:02:40,985
They weren't lying.

1327
01:02:42,026 --> 01:02:43,901
You'd need all day to drink
that lot.

1328
01:02:44,276 --> 01:02:45,693
Is it salty, though?

1329
01:02:46,443 --> 01:02:47,735
I'm gonna lick it.

1330
01:02:48,568 --> 01:02:50,401
The only sure way to test
anything is lick it.

1331
01:02:50,401 --> 01:02:51,401
Shulmay.

1332
01:02:51,401 --> 01:02:54,693
Where's our boat, Shulmay, to
take us to the lovely kings?

1333
01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:55,985
My Queen, here's the thing...

1334
01:02:55,985 --> 01:02:57,443
(gasps) There's a boat!

1335
01:02:57,860 --> 01:02:59,776
(screeching) It's them!
They're here!

1336
01:03:00,110 --> 01:03:01,443
What now? No.

1337
01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:03,610
- DAGAN: Ivarr!
- Dagan, wait.

1338
01:03:03,610 --> 01:03:04,651
Guthrum!

1339
01:03:04,651 --> 01:03:07,276
- I need to tell you something.
- The two warriors bold!

1340
01:03:07,276 --> 01:03:10,151
They've crossed the sea
themselves to pick me up!

1341
01:03:10,485 --> 01:03:11,443
(gasps)

1342
01:03:11,443 --> 01:03:13,401
- I'm saved!
- That's not quite it.

1343
01:03:13,401 --> 01:03:15,651
- Cooee! I'm here!
- Listen, Ivarr and Guthrum

1344
01:03:15,651 --> 01:03:16,693
are not here for you.

1345
01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:18,610
They're literally just there!
(sea roaring)

1346
01:03:18,610 --> 01:03:20,360
SHULMAY: I haven't told you
everything.

1347
01:03:22,526 --> 01:03:24,985
DAGAN: Wait, where are they
going, the silly things? Huh.

1348
01:03:25,110 --> 01:03:27,651
The truth is, they did write to
Leofwine,

1349
01:03:28,026 --> 01:03:29,985
asking to meet by
Fingerstone Rock,

1350
01:03:30,151 --> 01:03:32,485
and pay gold for the secret
of the flame-powder...

1351
01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,193
...once Humble Joan had taken
the realm.

1352
01:03:40,526 --> 01:03:42,443
You mean they bet against me?

1353
01:03:44,276 --> 01:03:45,735
I had to think fast.

1354
01:03:46,693 --> 01:03:50,151
Get the queen to safety
and tell the truth later.

1355
01:03:50,151 --> 01:03:51,360
(dramatic music)

1356
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,110
DAGAN: You lied to me,
all this time.

1357
01:03:55,068 --> 01:03:56,818
No ships, no armies.

1358
01:03:58,860 --> 01:04:00,026
But there is safety.

1359
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,776
No one lives on Fingerstone.

1360
01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:06,151
So, we can live there,
and no one will know.

1361
01:04:07,901 --> 01:04:09,568
Everyone thinks you're dead.

1362
01:04:09,985 --> 01:04:13,110
We'll eat seagulls' eggs
and fish.

1363
01:04:13,110 --> 01:04:14,360
Fish pie.

1364
01:04:14,568 --> 01:04:16,985
That was kind of my plan
all along.

1365
01:04:17,943 --> 01:04:19,193
We live on a rock.

1366
01:04:20,401 --> 01:04:21,401
That rock?

1367
01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:24,068
SHULMAY: That rock over there.

1368
01:04:25,318 --> 01:04:28,360
If we live on that rock,
will I still be an earl?

1369
01:04:29,485 --> 01:04:30,526
Yeah.

1370
01:04:31,610 --> 01:04:34,943
Earl in a palace,
or earl in a hovel?

1371
01:04:36,068 --> 01:04:37,151
Mm-hmm.

1372
01:04:38,401 --> 01:04:39,735
I'm sorry, Bobik.

1373
01:04:41,735 --> 01:04:43,818
Look, I know it's a lot
to take in.

1374
01:04:43,818 --> 01:04:45,360
Urgh!
(kicking)

1375
01:04:49,401 --> 01:04:50,235
(hard slap)
Oh!

1376
01:04:50,235 --> 01:04:52,318
I did all this for your mother!

1377
01:04:52,568 --> 01:04:54,151
You're a shit, Dagan!

1378
01:04:54,276 --> 01:04:57,318
A selfish, horrible shit!

1379
01:04:57,651 --> 01:05:01,026
After all I've done for you,
all Bobik's done!

1380
01:05:02,151 --> 01:05:05,193
I killed for you!
- A bad person...

1381
01:05:06,110 --> 01:05:07,693
who had it coming!

1382
01:05:08,985 --> 01:05:10,360
Real affection would be...

1383
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,901
would be killing someone
who didn't deserve it.

1384
01:05:13,526 --> 01:05:16,526
You sucked up my mother's
love...

1385
01:05:17,235 --> 01:05:18,401
for years!

1386
01:05:19,526 --> 01:05:21,318
That was my love,

1387
01:05:22,276 --> 01:05:23,735
and you robbed it!

1388
01:05:23,985 --> 01:05:26,235
And then you promised me
a kingdom,

1389
01:05:26,568 --> 01:05:28,485
and then you steal that too!

1390
01:05:28,485 --> 01:05:30,985
Some of us get by without
kingdoms.

1391
01:05:30,985 --> 01:05:34,318
(screaming)
Well, I need a kingdom!

1392
01:05:35,443 --> 01:05:38,235
I was going to be a better
queen this time!

1393
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:43,110
(sobbing) Just a, a, a fucking
adorable queen!

1394
01:05:43,568 --> 01:05:44,901
The pain of it.

1395
01:05:44,901 --> 01:05:46,443
You don't know about pain!

1396
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:48,568
You're a spoiled baby!

1397
01:05:48,568 --> 01:05:50,985
Do you know how hard it is
being your friend?

1398
01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:56,401
You are not my friend.

1399
01:06:00,401 --> 01:06:01,901
Eat my jellyfish!
(squelch)

1400
01:06:02,485 --> 01:06:04,693
(screams)
It stings!

1401
01:06:06,235 --> 01:06:08,068
Nobody told me they sting!

1402
01:06:08,568 --> 01:06:12,360
I wish that man-wolf had
scoffed your fucking tits!

1403
01:06:12,985 --> 01:06:15,026
Right, I'm done.
(necklace clinks on sand)

1404
01:06:15,026 --> 01:06:16,693
- DAGAN: Good!
- SHULMAY: Fine!

1405
01:06:16,985 --> 01:06:18,318
- Fine!
- Good!

1406
01:06:20,193 --> 01:06:22,693
(melancholic music)
Leave me then!

1407
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:24,818
Everybody does!

1408
01:06:26,860 --> 01:06:29,235
Why don't you hand me in to
Humble Joan,

1409
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:31,193
get a nice big fat reward?

1410
01:06:32,193 --> 01:06:34,151
Yeah, maybe I should.

1411
01:06:36,735 --> 01:06:37,735
Bobik?

1412
01:06:39,985 --> 01:06:41,026
Nah.

1413
01:06:46,318 --> 01:06:52,026
<i>Tell me how I should feel</i>

1414
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:55,985
<i>How can this love</i>

1415
01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:58,360
<i>run out of here?</i>

1416
01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:04,943
<i>When should I believe
the things you say?</i>

1417
01:07:04,943 --> 01:07:05,943
(seagulls crying)

1418
01:07:05,943 --> 01:07:11,860
<i>You change your mind
from day to day</i>

1419
01:07:12,401 --> 01:07:17,193
<i>And I don't know if you can</i>

1420
01:07:17,193 --> 01:07:20,610
<i>take such a good thing</i>

1421
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:47,443
(waves lapping)

1422
01:07:50,526 --> 01:07:51,985
IVARR: What's the snack
situation?

1423
01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:54,443
GUTHRAM: I hope it's good,
I'm so hungry.

1424
01:07:54,443 --> 01:07:55,776
(dramatic music)

1425
01:07:59,610 --> 01:08:00,693
(kings grunting)

1426
01:08:01,401 --> 01:08:03,193
- Very good.
- Ja.

1427
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,360
Oh, God. Oh.

1428
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:08,401
What a shit hole.

1429
01:08:08,401 --> 01:08:10,610
- Ja, it stinks.
- Yes. (laughs)

1430
01:08:11,110 --> 01:08:12,651
GUTHRAM: We shall drive
a hard bargain.

1431
01:08:12,651 --> 01:08:15,193
Ja, what other bargain would we
wanna drive, man?

1432
01:08:15,526 --> 01:08:17,318
I mean, it's us, yeah?

1433
01:08:17,735 --> 01:08:19,901
We're hardcore, all the time.

1434
01:08:20,026 --> 01:08:20,985
I am.

1435
01:08:20,985 --> 01:08:23,193
You? I've heard otherwise.

1436
01:08:23,318 --> 01:08:24,360
You mock me.

1437
01:08:24,735 --> 01:08:27,610
I'll spill your sorry guts on
the sand right here.

1438
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:28,985
- You wanna go?
- Right here.

1439
01:08:28,985 --> 01:08:29,943
- You wanna go?
- On the sand.

1440
01:08:29,943 --> 01:08:31,443
- You wanna get crazy?
- You want a piece of it?

1441
01:08:31,443 --> 01:08:33,610
You wanna get crazy?
I'm gonna fuck you up.

1442
01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:34,651
Ja, you want?

1443
01:08:34,651 --> 01:08:37,110
Come on, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go...

1444
01:08:37,110 --> 01:08:38,485
(men squabbling)

1445
01:08:40,818 --> 01:08:41,943
(laughs)

1446
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:43,818
She thinks we may fight now.

1447
01:08:43,943 --> 01:08:45,943
(laughs) She does not know that
we are good friends,

1448
01:08:45,943 --> 01:08:48,360
whose mannish banter
is unmatched.

1449
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,276
Yeah, just a couple of kings
fucking around.

1450
01:08:52,818 --> 01:08:54,568
You're bigger than I thought
you'd be.

1451
01:08:54,985 --> 01:08:56,818
But you're still pretty small.

1452
01:08:56,818 --> 01:08:58,526
King Ivarr, King Guthrum,

1453
01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:00,818
welcome to the Commonwealth
of the People.

1454
01:09:00,985 --> 01:09:02,526
Well done on the rebellion.

1455
01:09:02,901 --> 01:09:05,818
If you'd tried it in our lands,
you'd be very dead now.

1456
01:09:05,818 --> 01:09:07,443
Yeah, very dead.

1457
01:09:07,901 --> 01:09:11,193
But you did it here, so, you
know, we're cool with that.

1458
01:09:11,651 --> 01:09:12,735
Come this way.

1459
01:09:13,735 --> 01:09:14,735
IVARR: Thank you.

1460
01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:18,068
I don't trust her.
- GUTHRAM: No. Me neither.

1461
01:09:18,193 --> 01:09:19,610
She's so small.

1462
01:09:19,610 --> 01:09:21,401
(high tempo music)

1463
01:09:22,485 --> 01:09:24,068
Do you think Humble Joan's
around?

1464
01:09:24,068 --> 01:09:26,401
Well, Leofwine's not meeting
the kings, is she?

1465
01:09:28,776 --> 01:09:30,860
Yes, Humble Joan's here.

1466
01:09:31,110 --> 01:09:32,401
We'll give her what she wants,

1467
01:09:32,401 --> 01:09:34,068
and then she can't deny us
our silver.

1468
01:09:34,235 --> 01:09:35,526
We'll be wealthy?

1469
01:09:35,818 --> 01:09:39,068
You'll never have to shovel
again, and I'll serve no one.

1470
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:42,068
I'm sick of looking after
the upper classes, Bobik.

1471
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:43,735
I need to find my song.

1472
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,360
Hey.

1473
01:09:45,901 --> 01:09:47,401
So, are we giving her Dagan?

1474
01:09:54,068 --> 01:09:56,110
Yes, we are.

1475
01:09:56,443 --> 01:09:58,651
Yeah.
(treacherous music)

1476
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:04,693
So, this commonwealth malarky.

1477
01:10:05,068 --> 01:10:06,443
Does it have legs?

1478
01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:10,276
I mean, what if Dagan
gets back in, hmm?

1479
01:10:11,443 --> 01:10:13,443
(box opens, flies buzzing)
Urgh.

1480
01:10:13,443 --> 01:10:15,485
These were found on
her mangled corpse.

1481
01:10:15,485 --> 01:10:17,485
- GUTHRUM: That smells bad.
- IVARR: Ja, that's hers.

1482
01:10:17,485 --> 01:10:19,735
Your Majesties will need a
moment to mourn, I'm sure.

1483
01:10:19,735 --> 01:10:20,818
Eh.

1484
01:10:21,318 --> 01:10:22,610
It's no great loss.

1485
01:10:22,610 --> 01:10:23,693
Hmm.

1486
01:10:23,818 --> 01:10:26,901
Pagan Europe will just have to
struggle on without her.

1487
01:10:27,193 --> 01:10:29,151
Let us talk the flame-powder.

1488
01:10:29,485 --> 01:10:30,526
- Ja.
- Let's.

1489
01:10:30,526 --> 01:10:31,985
We've heard you're flat broke.

1490
01:10:31,985 --> 01:10:34,276
IVARR: I'm not.
I just raided Latvia.

1491
01:10:34,276 --> 01:10:35,943
(laughs) Very raidable is your
Latvia.

1492
01:10:35,943 --> 01:10:36,860
Ja.

1493
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:39,901
GUTHRUM: So, this flame-powder,
does it really work?

1494
01:10:39,901 --> 01:10:43,485
IVARR: I'm thinking maybe we can
try out the flame-powder

1495
01:10:43,485 --> 01:10:44,860
on some peasants!

1496
01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:47,443
(sword swishes)
No. Approach, friends.

1497
01:10:47,693 --> 01:10:49,485
We don't kill commoners
for fun here.

1498
01:10:49,943 --> 01:10:50,943
Really?

1499
01:10:51,485 --> 01:10:52,651
What a bore.

1500
01:10:53,110 --> 01:10:55,110
- (scoffs)
- I like slaying peasants.

1501
01:10:55,110 --> 01:10:56,276
Ja, you have the mad skills.

1502
01:10:56,276 --> 01:10:57,776
JOAN: How goes the day, travellers?

1503
01:10:57,776 --> 01:10:59,776
Humble Joan, we've come to tell
you something.

1504
01:11:01,318 --> 01:11:03,443
To tell you that Queen Dagan...

1505
01:11:05,651 --> 01:11:06,735
(tense music)

1506
01:11:10,860 --> 01:11:13,776
Queen Dagan...
- Have we met before?

1507
01:11:17,901 --> 01:11:18,901
Speak.

1508
01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,360
There's nothing to fear.

1509
01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:25,193
Queen Dagan...

1510
01:11:27,401 --> 01:11:28,943
Nothing to fear indeed.

1511
01:11:29,901 --> 01:11:32,901
For Humble Joan...
protects us all.

1512
01:11:34,735 --> 01:11:37,068
Her steady hand guiding
the great...

1513
01:11:37,735 --> 01:11:39,776
plough shed of this nation.

1514
01:11:40,693 --> 01:11:45,110
Indeed, here is a woman whose
words you may trust.

1515
01:11:47,151 --> 01:11:48,151
(laughs)

1516
01:11:51,485 --> 01:11:52,485
Bye-bye.

1517
01:11:52,485 --> 01:11:53,568
(upbeat music)

1518
01:11:58,276 --> 01:12:00,485
Catch up with our friends
and invite them to stay awhile.

1519
01:12:01,193 --> 01:12:03,818
You, search the dunes where
they came from.

1520
01:12:04,818 --> 01:12:06,068
Something's going on here.

1521
01:12:06,443 --> 01:12:07,526
SOLDIER: Let's go.

1522
01:12:07,526 --> 01:12:08,985
(tense music)

1523
01:12:09,151 --> 01:12:10,318
Make haste.

1524
01:12:15,110 --> 01:12:16,610
(soldier coughing)

1525
01:12:18,485 --> 01:12:19,860
I hoped you'd come back.

1526
01:12:22,818 --> 01:12:25,110
Up you get... Dagan.

1527
01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:28,610
DAGAN: Ow! Get off!

1528
01:12:28,610 --> 01:12:31,610
I am still your queen!
How ruddy dare you?!

1529
01:12:31,818 --> 01:12:33,026
Ow!

1530
01:12:36,276 --> 01:12:38,693
You know, even if you offered
help to me now,

1531
01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:40,026
I would spurn it.

1532
01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:44,443
You don't happen to offer it,
do you?

1533
01:12:45,193 --> 01:12:46,651
Dagan's dead, you said.

1534
01:12:47,776 --> 01:12:51,610
Fortune has offered us a
subject for demonstration.

1535
01:12:52,568 --> 01:12:54,776
She is a queen,
dress her as such.

1536
01:12:54,901 --> 01:12:56,401
(tense music)

1537
01:13:01,401 --> 01:13:02,568
(box opens)

1538
01:13:02,568 --> 01:13:03,693
(dramatic music)

1539
01:13:05,943 --> 01:13:09,276
Our subject thinks much of her
dainty toes.

1540
01:13:09,276 --> 01:13:11,276
She is famous for her
lovely feet.

1541
01:13:11,276 --> 01:13:14,318
- Ja.
- We call this cord a fuse.

1542
01:13:15,485 --> 01:13:17,193
Simply light one end of it.

1543
01:13:18,735 --> 01:13:19,985
(flames burst)

1544
01:13:20,526 --> 01:13:21,943
(fuse sizzles)

1545
01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:26,193
(explosion)
(Dagan screams)

1546
01:13:26,526 --> 01:13:27,485
JOAN: Bang.

1547
01:13:30,568 --> 01:13:31,735
(Dagan groaning)

1548
01:13:36,485 --> 01:13:37,860
That was a little bang.

1549
01:13:39,026 --> 01:13:40,735
We came for large bangs.

1550
01:13:40,735 --> 01:13:42,193
Large bangs.

1551
01:13:42,193 --> 01:13:45,610
Large bangs, large bangs,
large bangs.

1552
01:13:45,610 --> 01:13:46,901
You will have one.

1553
01:13:47,776 --> 01:13:51,193
For now, we put our powder
in a tube of iron.

1554
01:13:53,276 --> 01:13:54,735
(cannon wheels squeak)

1555
01:13:56,651 --> 01:13:58,235
BOBIK: You said she knew nothing
of pain.

1556
01:13:58,235 --> 01:13:59,526
I know I did.

1557
01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:01,985
I think she does now.

1558
01:14:04,568 --> 01:14:06,193
Her foot is quite badly
fucked up.

1559
01:14:06,193 --> 01:14:07,360
Yeah, it really is.

1560
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,735
I'm going to work my way around
your body, Dagan.

1561
01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:11,860
But first, tell me.

1562
01:14:12,568 --> 01:14:13,985
Is that the pair you
travelled with?

1563
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,360
(gulps)

1564
01:14:18,276 --> 01:14:19,735
I don't know who they are.

1565
01:14:20,443 --> 01:14:21,943
JOAN: Well, whoever they are,

1566
01:14:21,943 --> 01:14:25,443
they're about to watch you
suffer very, very much.

1567
01:14:25,443 --> 01:14:26,485
Nice.

1568
01:14:26,485 --> 01:14:28,276
She could try to bargain with
our peasanty lives,

1569
01:14:28,276 --> 01:14:30,026
and yet she still doesn't give
us away.

1570
01:14:30,235 --> 01:14:31,276
JOAN: Primed and ready.

1571
01:14:31,276 --> 01:14:33,360
Let's see what it will do
to the human...

1572
01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:34,610
(tense music)

1573
01:14:34,818 --> 01:14:37,110
knee.
(cannons squeaks)

1574
01:14:38,276 --> 01:14:40,318
Again, we light the fuse.

1575
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:42,360
SHULMAY: Hold.

1576
01:14:45,276 --> 01:14:48,443
We, the common people,
wish to avenge ourselves

1577
01:14:48,443 --> 01:14:50,735
on the tyrant.
(treacherous music)

1578
01:14:50,985 --> 01:14:52,276
Amuse us.

1579
01:14:52,693 --> 01:14:54,401
Give the peasant a go.

1580
01:14:58,360 --> 01:14:59,568
Nice and messy, please.

1581
01:14:59,568 --> 01:15:00,818
Chunks everywhere.

1582
01:15:02,235 --> 01:15:07,526
Dagan, let this show you where
we stand.

1583
01:15:09,110 --> 01:15:10,068
(flames burst)

1584
01:15:10,068 --> 01:15:11,485
(tense music)

1585
01:15:16,193 --> 01:15:17,401
(stick whirls through the air)

1586
01:15:17,401 --> 01:15:19,026
(flame fizzles out on the sand)

1587
01:15:20,818 --> 01:15:23,360
I think she meant to hurl it
into that chest.

1588
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:24,818
Treachery!

1589
01:15:24,818 --> 01:15:26,818
Shulmay's a rotten throw,
but I'm not!

1590
01:15:27,151 --> 01:15:28,568
(thunk)
(laughs)

1591
01:15:28,568 --> 01:15:29,610
SOLDIER: Close it!

1592
01:15:29,610 --> 01:15:30,735
(lid bangs shut)

1593
01:15:31,151 --> 01:15:33,235
Ha! The powder needs air
to burn.

1594
01:15:33,235 --> 01:15:34,860
Starved of air,
it cannot catch...

1595
01:15:34,860 --> 01:15:37,526
(huge explosion)

1596
01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:40,901
(everyone coughing)

1597
01:15:43,151 --> 01:15:45,485
GUTHRUM: Bang, bang!
IVARR: Ja! (laughs)

1598
01:15:45,610 --> 01:15:46,818
That was a large bang!

1599
01:15:46,818 --> 01:15:48,235
JOAN: Guards!

1600
01:15:49,276 --> 01:15:50,276
BOBIK: Argh!

1601
01:15:50,651 --> 01:15:52,235
(punching)
(high tempo music)

1602
01:15:53,860 --> 01:15:55,818
(slap)
(Bobik choking)

1603
01:15:55,943 --> 01:15:57,026
(sword swishes)

1604
01:15:59,110 --> 01:16:00,276
(swords clang)
Argh!

1605
01:16:00,276 --> 01:16:01,360
(Joan laughs)

1606
01:16:02,276 --> 01:16:03,526
Oh, Dagan.

1607
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:04,943
I've bested you once already,

1608
01:16:04,943 --> 01:16:06,818
now you're all starved
and leaking.

1609
01:16:06,818 --> 01:16:09,526
I fought for myself back then.
Now I fight for something else.

1610
01:16:10,485 --> 01:16:12,276
Argh!
(swords clang)

1611
01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:16,193
- Ladies, fighting with swords.
- Ja.

1612
01:16:16,193 --> 01:16:18,401
Argh!
(swords clanging)

1613
01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,610
(kicking sound)
(thump)

1614
01:16:23,401 --> 01:16:24,651
(Bobik choking)

1615
01:16:24,901 --> 01:16:26,485
Let me tell you a secret, Dagan.

1616
01:16:26,485 --> 01:16:27,568
(tense music)

1617
01:16:27,568 --> 01:16:29,943
I've begun to enjoy it
at the top of the tree.

1618
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,610
I can tell you that,
'cause you'd understand.

1619
01:16:35,651 --> 01:16:36,776
(crown clangs on sword)

1620
01:16:41,485 --> 01:16:44,193
I was going to melt this down
for gold coin, but...

1621
01:16:45,151 --> 01:16:48,110
wouldn't it look fine on Joan's
most humble head?

1622
01:16:48,443 --> 01:16:50,318
'Take the crown, Joan!

1623
01:16:50,485 --> 01:16:52,193
You're the people's queen!'

1624
01:16:52,485 --> 01:16:54,485
'Oh, but I mustn't.'

1625
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:56,360
'Oh, but we wish it!'

1626
01:16:56,360 --> 01:17:00,651
'Well, if I must.' (laughs)
(sword falls to the sand)

1627
01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:03,485
Oh!

1628
01:17:08,443 --> 01:17:09,818
(laughs evilly)

1629
01:17:09,818 --> 01:17:11,735
(ethereal music)
BOBIK: There's no sky.

1630
01:17:13,318 --> 01:17:14,526
It's just you...

1631
01:17:14,776 --> 01:17:15,776
<i>(screams) No!</i>

1632
01:17:15,985 --> 01:17:17,068
BOBIK:...the spade.

1633
01:17:17,818 --> 01:17:19,526
and the thing what must
be spaded.

1634
01:17:19,526 --> 01:17:20,818
(squelching)
(menacing singing)

1635
01:17:20,818 --> 01:17:22,860
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la,
la-la-la...

1636
01:17:24,235 --> 01:17:25,818
(repeated stabbing sound)

1637
01:17:28,151 --> 01:17:29,401
(blood spurting)

1638
01:17:31,110 --> 01:17:32,485
(dangerous music)

1639
01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:34,151
(thump)

1640
01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:36,985
(crown clangs softly)

1641
01:17:41,776 --> 01:17:42,901
(dramatic violin music)

1642
01:17:46,901 --> 01:17:48,485
Humble Joan,

1643
01:17:49,276 --> 01:17:50,485
for eternity your
memory will...

1644
01:17:50,485 --> 01:17:51,651
(hard thump)

1645
01:17:54,443 --> 01:17:57,401
Oh, that was magnificent!
(applause)

1646
01:17:57,401 --> 01:17:58,901
- Outstanding!
- Ja!

1647
01:17:59,235 --> 01:18:00,776
- High funf!
- High funf!

1648
01:18:01,776 --> 01:18:04,860
Queen Dagan, we wanted you to
win all along.

1649
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,318
I really enjoyed that.

1650
01:18:06,318 --> 01:18:07,818
- GUTHRUM: Right.
- IVARR: That was so good.

1651
01:18:07,818 --> 01:18:09,151
- GUTHRUM: Ja.
- IVARR: Ja.

1652
01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:10,485
(chatter fades out)

1653
01:18:11,193 --> 01:18:12,610
(Dagan groans)

1654
01:18:13,485 --> 01:18:15,318
My blood is falling out.

1655
01:18:16,193 --> 01:18:17,943
(blood drips)

1656
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:20,610
My life ebbs away.

1657
01:18:23,110 --> 01:18:24,151
Dagan.

1658
01:18:25,818 --> 01:18:28,110
This land will need a ruler
when I'm gone.

1659
01:18:31,485 --> 01:18:33,276
I was a bastard.

1660
01:18:36,026 --> 01:18:37,026
Joan.

1661
01:18:38,110 --> 01:18:39,318
Leofwine.

1662
01:18:40,651 --> 01:18:42,235
Ivarr, Gunthrum.

1663
01:18:43,068 --> 01:18:44,943
We're all bastards.

1664
01:18:47,401 --> 01:18:52,151
Maybe countries need leaders
who aren't bastards.

1665
01:18:54,735 --> 01:18:55,985
Shulmay...

1666
01:18:57,276 --> 01:18:58,526
will you be queen?

1667
01:19:00,693 --> 01:19:02,026
I can't be queen.

1668
01:19:02,985 --> 01:19:03,943
Can I?

1669
01:19:04,068 --> 01:19:05,735
You were made for it.

1670
01:19:06,276 --> 01:19:07,360
Trust me.

1671
01:19:17,735 --> 01:19:18,901
Shulmay...

1672
01:19:23,901 --> 01:19:27,526
Do you promise to rule with
wisdom and kindness?

1673
01:19:28,318 --> 01:19:29,318
Yes.

1674
01:19:29,735 --> 01:19:30,776
Yes, I do.

1675
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:33,568
Queen Shulmay.

1676
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,151
I don't want to die on
the ground.

1677
01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,485
Help me up, my Queen.

1678
01:19:38,485 --> 01:19:39,735
(dramatic music)

1679
01:19:42,026 --> 01:19:43,318
(groans)

1680
01:19:45,401 --> 01:19:47,068
Uh, Queen Shulmay.

1681
01:19:47,443 --> 01:19:49,485
Any chance you could give us
the recipe

1682
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:51,360
for the bang-bang powder?

1683
01:19:51,526 --> 01:19:52,568
No.

1684
01:19:54,193 --> 01:19:55,151
Just asking.

1685
01:19:55,151 --> 01:19:57,193
Yeah, no need to be snippy.

1686
01:19:57,610 --> 01:19:59,110
Come on. Let's go.

1687
01:19:59,693 --> 01:20:01,026
GUTHRUM: Which way is the boat?

1688
01:20:01,276 --> 01:20:03,193
IVARR: It was your job to
remember that.

1689
01:20:03,443 --> 01:20:06,276
GUTHRUM: Erm, it was close to
a very distinctive pebble.

1690
01:20:06,276 --> 01:20:09,568
IVARR: Oh ja, by that big, sort
of, sandy-coloured section.

1691
01:20:09,901 --> 01:20:11,068
(coughs)

1692
01:20:11,068 --> 01:20:12,568
(tense music)

1693
01:20:14,693 --> 01:20:15,693
Uh...

1694
01:20:17,235 --> 01:20:18,693
I see a snail.

1695
01:20:20,943 --> 01:20:22,526
Come, Big Liam.

1696
01:20:24,026 --> 01:20:25,110
I'm ready.

1697
01:20:25,110 --> 01:20:26,276
(ethereal music)

1698
01:20:28,151 --> 01:20:29,151
No.

1699
01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:31,610
Come.

1700
01:20:32,401 --> 01:20:34,151
Cease your approach,
Big Liam.

1701
01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:36,818
I've had an idea.

1702
01:20:38,526 --> 01:20:40,151
This will stop the bleeding.

1703
01:20:40,318 --> 01:20:42,485
Just a tiny pinch of
the powder.

1704
01:20:43,151 --> 01:20:46,151
DAGAN: Liam, I see you,
Big Liam. I'm ready.

1705
01:20:46,151 --> 01:20:48,110
That'll burn the wound shut.
Stand back.

1706
01:20:48,901 --> 01:20:49,985
(sizzling)

1707
01:20:52,943 --> 01:20:56,276
Ouch!
Fucking hell!

1708
01:20:56,276 --> 01:20:57,776
The bleeding's stopped.

1709
01:20:57,943 --> 01:20:59,110
Saved your life.

1710
01:21:05,526 --> 01:21:06,526
Come.

1711
01:21:09,193 --> 01:21:10,235
Thank you...

1712
01:21:12,485 --> 01:21:13,693
Earl Bobik.

1713
01:21:15,818 --> 01:21:16,985
I'm an earl!

1714
01:21:18,193 --> 01:21:20,151
Hey, I'm an earl!

1715
01:21:20,985 --> 01:21:22,235
A ruddy earl!

1716
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,735
Oof.

1717
01:21:26,193 --> 01:21:27,360
Where are you off to?

1718
01:21:27,651 --> 01:21:29,235
Why, off to the citadel.

1719
01:21:29,568 --> 01:21:31,526
We have a coronation to arrange!

1720
01:21:31,651 --> 01:21:33,318
(upbeat marching music)

1721
01:21:33,776 --> 01:21:35,610
SHULMAY: <i>I'm the Queen!</i>

1722
01:21:35,610 --> 01:21:37,193
BOBIK: <i>You're the fucking Queen!</i>

1723
01:21:37,610 --> 01:21:39,526
SHULMAY: <i>I'm the Queen!</i>

1724
01:21:39,818 --> 01:21:41,735
Shulmay, you found your song!

1725
01:21:41,901 --> 01:21:43,110
(laughing)

1726
01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:45,193
<i>I'm the Queen!</i>

1727
01:21:45,485 --> 01:21:48,068
<i>The fucking Queen!</i>

1728
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:51,193
DAGAN: And the crown stayed on
the right head.

1729
01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:53,943
The head it was meant for
all along.

1730
01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:58,651
Hooray for Queen Shulmay,
the people's queen!

1731
01:21:58,651 --> 01:21:59,735
(cheers and applause)

1732
01:22:01,193 --> 01:22:03,693
What about Bobik?
(laughs)

1733
01:22:04,276 --> 01:22:05,943
DAGAN: <i>I moved to a palace.</i>

1734
01:22:05,943 --> 01:22:09,610
<i>And I found my beloved countess.</i>

1735
01:22:10,943 --> 01:22:11,776
Here you are, dear.

1736
01:22:11,776 --> 01:22:15,901
DAGAN: And everybody lived
happily ever after.

1737
01:22:15,901 --> 01:22:17,151
The end.

1738
01:22:17,151 --> 01:22:18,776
Sorry for all the swearing.
(cheers and applause)

1739
01:22:21,110 --> 01:22:23,401
Thank you!
Thank you so much!

1740
01:22:23,401 --> 01:22:24,568
Many thanks!

1741
01:22:24,568 --> 01:22:26,026
Don't forget the puppeteer.

1742
01:22:26,026 --> 01:22:28,235
(coins jangling)
Thank you.

1743
01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:30,901
- GIRL: Thank you.
- DAGAN: Thanks.

1744
01:22:30,901 --> 01:22:32,693
Is it true what
the grown-ups say,

1745
01:22:32,693 --> 01:22:34,776
that you're the other queen in
the story?

1746
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,360
What?

1747
01:22:36,943 --> 01:22:40,026
She was so mean and angry.

1748
01:22:40,318 --> 01:22:41,485
Nobody would want to
be her friend.

1749
01:22:41,485 --> 01:22:42,776
Do I look like her?

1750
01:22:43,526 --> 01:22:45,110
No, you don't.

1751
01:22:45,401 --> 01:22:46,568
So, it can't be me, can it?

1752
01:22:46,776 --> 01:22:47,610
(coins jangle)

1753
01:22:47,610 --> 01:22:50,026
Or at least it hasn't been for
a very long...

1754
01:22:50,026 --> 01:22:51,610
Oh, for goodness sake!

1755
01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:54,443
Seize them!

1756
01:22:54,443 --> 01:22:55,943
(upbeat music)

1757
01:23:00,610 --> 01:23:05,901
Shall I milk thy herd for you,
kind sir?

1758
01:23:06,443 --> 01:23:09,235
{\an8}<i>Hey, I'm in love.</i>

1759
01:23:10,401 --> 01:23:12,568
<i>My fingers keep on clicking
to the beat...</i>

1760
01:23:12,568 --> 01:23:14,151
He locked her away in a tower.

1761
01:23:14,735 --> 01:23:16,276
And anyone who spoke of
her again

1762
01:23:16,276 --> 01:23:17,985
would be pressed through
a cattle grid.

1763
01:23:18,693 --> 01:23:22,151
{\an8}<i>Ebony and ivory and dancing
and in the street</i>

1764
01:23:22,735 --> 01:23:27,068
{\an8}<i>Hey, it's 'cause of you
the world...</i>

1765
01:23:27,068 --> 01:23:30,985
I've heard she's done this:
poos in your wells.

1766
01:23:30,985 --> 01:23:34,068
{\an8}<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1767
01:23:34,568 --> 01:23:36,860
{\an8}<i>Guda, dunga, dunga, dunga,
dung, dung, dung...</i>

1768
01:23:38,110 --> 01:23:39,401
I'm gonna fuck you up!

1769
01:23:39,401 --> 01:23:42,526
Come on, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go.

1770
01:23:44,026 --> 01:23:45,818
{\an8}<i>...like a jungle drum</i>

1771
01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:53,110
{\an8}What, dee, dee, dee, dee, dee,
dee, dee, dee.

1772
01:23:53,110 --> 01:23:55,985
{\an8}<i>...the moment between
the striking and the fire</i>

1773
01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:00,318
{\an8}- A dragon, then.
- SHULMAY: They're not real.

1774
01:24:00,318 --> 01:24:01,985
{\an8}(laughs) Fuck off.

1775
01:24:01,985 --> 01:24:04,151
{\an8}<i>...kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss</i>

1776
01:24:05,318 --> 01:24:08,943
{\an8}<i>No one ever stopped</i>

1777
01:24:09,110 --> 01:24:12,985
<i>My hands are in the air,
yes, I'm in love</i>

1778
01:24:13,110 --> 01:24:16,943
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1779
01:24:17,193 --> 01:24:19,193
<i>Guda, dunga, dunga, dunga,
dung, dung, dung</i>

1780
01:24:19,193 --> 01:24:22,776
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1781
01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:25,360
<i>Guda, dunga, dunga, dunga,
dung, dung, dung</i>

1782
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:28,943
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1783
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:31,360
<i>Rung, dung, da-rung,
gung, gung...</i>

1784
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:35,318
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1785
01:24:35,526 --> 01:24:37,485
<i>Rung, dung, da-rung,
gung, gung...</i>

1786
01:24:37,485 --> 01:24:41,276
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1787
01:24:41,443 --> 01:24:43,526
<i>Rung, dung, da-rung,
gung, gung...</i>

1788
01:24:43,526 --> 01:24:46,818
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1789
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:53,735
<i>Rung, dung, da-rung, gung,
gung...(repeated)</i>

1790
01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:13,735
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1791
01:25:13,901 --> 01:25:17,735
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle drum</i>

1792
01:25:17,901 --> 01:25:20,276
<i>My heart is beating like
a jungle...</i>

1793
01:25:20,276 --> 01:25:22,610
<i>Rung, dung, da-rung,
gung, gung...</i>

1794
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:25,276
(upbeat marching music)

1795
01:30:57,651 --> 01:31:00,110
{\an8}LEOFWINE: I'm alive, Dagan!

1796
01:31:00,110 --> 01:31:03,526
{\an8}I'm still alive!
(gurgles)