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[door closes]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[sighs]

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I know it's a bit of a mess.

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Come. Come, come, come.

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Do you want some tea?

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Sorry, I... I know
this is probably overkill.

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I was just putting out
some food.

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Just snacks, you know,

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in case you were
feeling peckish.

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You don't have any
dietary restrictions, do you?

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No.

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Great. I don't either.

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Well, I... I don't do dairy,
gluten, or soy,

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but they're not allergies.

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You know, at restaurants,

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when they ask you
if it's an allergy,

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and it can feel so shaming
because you have to be like,

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"No, it's a food sensitivity,"
which is, of course, lady code

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for "I'm worried
about being bloated."

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Not that I am...

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I have a very healthy
self-image.

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It's... it's really more about
like inflammation earnestly.

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Right.

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Okay. So, uh, tea.

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[chuckles] I made a matcha.

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We brought it back from Japan.

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We went there for
our honeymoon... have a seat...

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two years ago now, which I mean,

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it seems like
literally yesterday

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that we met our... our friends.

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And, well...
well, we were set up.

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So, you know how that goes.

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I-I... I've actually never--

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Carrots. Ugh. I'm sorry.

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You know, we were, um,

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we were expecting you
a little later.

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So anyway, I wasn't so sure
at first, you know.

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I just got out of
a pretty serious relationship,

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so I was a little gun-shy.

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Elijah, on the other hand,

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and you know
how it is with guys.

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I have just always
been drawn to the ones

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who kind of made me
work for their affection,

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which is, you know,
as my therapist says,

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an attempt to repair

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the "trauma bonds
of my childhood..." Little T.

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Not that I had
a traumatic childhood.

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It-it was really
totally standard.

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Uh, I mean, my parents
separated when I was 12

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and continued
living together until I was 17.

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But ultimately,
it was a very loving household.

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Um, brie?

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- Uh, no, thank you.
- But, you know, Elijah,

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he was persistent
and so romantic.

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I... I fell pretty hard once
I let myself.

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He's just... he's so wonderful,
you know, like, truly.

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I mean, you know the kind of guy

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who, like, stands up
at a restaurant

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when you go to the bathroom?
Like, I had never...

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That level of whatever it is,
like, like manners, I guess.

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But more than that,
like mindfulness, really.

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Hm. Will you eat hummus?

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I'm actually not very hungry.

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Okay. Who knows. You might
change your mind later.

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But I just grew to realize

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that I had never
experienced that in a man.

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Like, I had somehow
tricked myself into believing

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that love looked like
a completely different...

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Like, it was the sort of
lethal one-two punch of,

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of seduction and withdrawal.

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Those cycles that are...

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are really at the core
of any addiction.

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And I use the term loosely,
little A,

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but just that push and pull

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that ultimately leaves you
feeling empty,

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you know,
once the high is worn off.

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I have never done drugs.

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Um, I smoked pot
once in college,

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but it made me so paranoid
I never tried it again.

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Um... Once I accidentally
tried heroin, I just snorted it.

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Someone told me it was Ritalin.

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I thought I was taking it
to finish a paper.

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I made a bread.
It's a sourdough.

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The, uh, the starter
is actually from the 1900s.

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- It's pretty cool. [chuckles]
- Oh.

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Ultimately, you know,

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it just boils down
to trust, right?

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Which I mean, you know,

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as women, is just
this total emotional minefield.

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Like my mom, she was
a real second-wave feminist

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and I say that with a capital F.

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Like, I could barely walk
and she was telling me

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never to share my finances
with a lover

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because he will leave you
for a younger woman

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and rob you blind, she said,

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so I just went
the opposite route.

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I rebelled
by being too trusting.

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So, of course, I got burned,

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but it's our nature
to be trusting

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and sadly, it is men's nature
to put themselves first.

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And I know,
I know you might think

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that is too binary
a perspective.

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And it is, it is,
it is essentialist really and...

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and in today's postmodernist,
you know, we should really...

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But... [chuckles]
my analyst actually says

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that this is my fatal flaw,

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trying to just like sort out
the world into dualities.

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I stopped seeing her,
by the way. No hard feelings.

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I just, I didn't love
her office.

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But with Elijah,
it was like this very healing

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course correct,
if that makes any sense.

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I'm sorry. I'm talking so much.

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I just, uh,
I feel like these are things

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you're gonna want
to know, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

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[moans over food]

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Why don't I show you the house?

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So, this is the living room.

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This, uh... this was my idea.

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I hired someone on Task Rabbit.

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This couple showed up,
perfectly nice, presentable.

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They were here
for like eight hours,

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and... oh, my God, I have
to check on the frittata.

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[dish clatters]

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[whimsical music playing]

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[clattering]

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Anyway, [chuckles]
about a month later,

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I come down here to grab
one of Elijah's books of poetry,

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and... they'd inscribed
every single one.

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[Mae] Jesus.

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That's right, literally.
Jesus in every one.

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I mean, they did it in pencil,
so technically, I...

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I could have erased them all,
but there's just something

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so wild about the whole thing,

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I figured, "Eh."
Good party story anyway.

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[chuckles]

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Okay. Uh, let's...
let's go upstairs. [chuckles]

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Elijah despises the pillows,

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but I just find them so regal,
you know?

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And I get it,
taking them off every night,

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putting them back on
in the morning

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feels sort of futile,

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but everything in life is
when you think about it,

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so why not have
a fucking throw pillow or two?

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So, this is currently
Elijah's office,

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but obviously, we're really
excited to rethink it.

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I'm sorry. Um...

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look, I know I sound insane,

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talking a mile a minute.
This isn't...

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I'm usually much more grounded. Whatever.

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It's just...

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I have been so nervous
in the weeks leading up to this.

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And Elijah, he...
he gets it, he does,

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but I just wanted everything
to be so perfect

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so that you could see.

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And now you're...
you're finally here.

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And, um...

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This is just a big deal for us.
It has been so painful,

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as I'm sure you can imagine,

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to just, to try and try.

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We really want this baby.

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We deserve this baby. [sniffles]

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And I promise you
we will be the most loving,

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devoted, selfless parents
that her mom could wish for.

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[cries]

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[doorbell rings]

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Uh...

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Elijah must have
forgotten his key.

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Will you excuse me?

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[footsteps receding]

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[Sandy] Hello, can I help you?

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I'm Regina Moss
from the adoption agency.

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We're scheduled
for a house visit today.

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[Sandy] Um, there must be
some mix-up.

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Um, I'm sorry,
this is very confusing.

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[Regina]
Did I get the time wrong?

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Who the hell are you?

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I am calling the police!

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[Mae] Shit!

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[Sandy] Hello.
This woman came into my house

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pretending to be a social worker
from an adoption agency.

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Get back here!

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I... I don't know
what she's sussing it out for,

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maybe a robbery.

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Hey! Hey!

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[both women straining]

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Listen, lady!

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[yelling]

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Get off me!

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[groaning]

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[exhaling, groans]

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[groans]

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[wheels rolling]

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[strains]

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[grunts]

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[grunting]

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Hi! Oh, my God!

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[exclaims]
I didn't see you there, sir.

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And I am locked out
of my brownstone.

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I was wondering if maybe
I could go through yours

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just to meet the locksmith
on the street.

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Sure.

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[panting]

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Hey, thank you so much.

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You're most welcome.

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You... you, uh,
take care of yourself, okay?

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That's her!

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[panting]

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- [woman] Hey!
- [Mae] Sorry!

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[officer] Hey, stop!

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[grunts]

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[grunts]

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- [grunts]
- [man] Ooh.

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Sorry.

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- They after you?
- Yeah, yeah.

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Gotcha.

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[men exclaiming]

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Let's get you out of here.

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[Mae] This is so nice of you.

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I... I don't mean
to put you out.

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I just need to stay off
the street for a little while.

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Oh, I got you. Fuck the police.

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I'm Eddie, by the way.

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Mae.

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- Ma, we got company.
- [girl giggling]

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Hi. You want food?
I made this lunch.

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Hey.

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- [Jasmine] Sorry.
- Are you out of your mind?

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We say grace in this house.

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- Yes, Mom.
- It's 'cause she's got a date.

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- [Jasmine] Shut up.
- Hey. Jasmine! Dougie!

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She wouldn't be mad
if it wasn't true.

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I'll say grace.
I pray to the Lord our God,

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the great L. Ron Hubbard.

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Uh, she's doing
a Scientology one again.

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[Yolanda] That was
your last family, Alia.

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We don't do that shit
in this house.

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Can we eat, please?

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Mae, you wanna do the honors?

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Oh, um...

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Who is Mae?

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She's... an outlaw.

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[Mae chuckles]

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Does your family say grace, Mae?

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Oh, I actually, um,

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I... I grew up with
a lot of different families.

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- No way.
- She's one of us.

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Can somebody please say grace?

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Mae?

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Uh... No, I...

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I'll say it. I'm here.
I'm queer. I have no fear.

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Thank you, Yolanda,
for all the food,

254
00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:16,339
and thank you for being so nice.

255
00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:17,883
[Eddie] Amen.

256
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,051
You forgot Jesus,
but that'll work.

257
00:13:20,051 --> 00:13:22,304
Please tell me
who this boy is, Jasmine.

258
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:23,847
Yolanda, please.

259
00:13:23,847 --> 00:13:25,390
Her house, her rules.

260
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,767
Ooh, she rolled her eyes at you.

261
00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,477
You should go
to Sea Org for that.

262
00:13:29,477 --> 00:13:32,188
His name's Tommy.
He's two grades above me.

263
00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:33,899
Older man.

264
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:35,734
We're just getting ice cream.
It's nothing.

265
00:13:35,734 --> 00:13:37,277
Well, I'm sorry,
but you're too young

266
00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:38,904
to be going
on a date by yourself.

267
00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,780
- Yolanda!
- [Yolanda] Only with a guardian.

268
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:42,490
- [Jasmine] No!
- Eddie.

269
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:44,242
No, that's so embarrassing.

270
00:13:44,242 --> 00:13:46,912
You can take Mae.
It'll be like a double date.

271
00:13:46,912 --> 00:13:49,289
- [Eddie] Ma, that...
- [Yolanda] What?

272
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:52,208
That's... that's up to Mae.

273
00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,630
- [Mae chuckles]
- Okay. Well, Mae?

274
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:02,385
Um... Yeah, sure.

275
00:14:05,597 --> 00:14:08,099
So, uh, is this your first date?

276
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,310
Like, in my life?

277
00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:13,271
I guess, technically.

278
00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:14,981
My first date was a disaster.

279
00:14:14,981 --> 00:14:16,775
Oh, yeah?

280
00:14:16,775 --> 00:14:20,278
[chuckles] Yeah, I was, um,
living with this family.

281
00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:21,738
They were alcoholics.

282
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,406
They only fostered
to make money.

283
00:14:23,406 --> 00:14:24,658
So, they're about to
be out on their asses.

284
00:14:24,658 --> 00:14:26,993
Been there.

285
00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:30,330
And, uh, they could give a shit
about, you know,

286
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,873
me or my whereabouts,

287
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:33,541
which at the time
I thought was cool

288
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,419
because my family before
that was super strict.

289
00:14:36,419 --> 00:14:39,965
Too strict...
like, abusive strict.

290
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:42,425
I've been there, too.

291
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,928
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

292
00:14:44,928 --> 00:14:47,514
So, uh, what happened?

293
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:51,851
Uh, I liked this boy at school
and he asked me out.

294
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,645
I got all dressed up.

295
00:14:53,645 --> 00:14:55,772
I, like, stole lipstick
from a drugstore. [chuckles]

296
00:14:55,772 --> 00:14:58,108
- Oh, you bad.
- [laughs]

297
00:14:58,108 --> 00:15:00,318
What'd he do? He stood you up?

298
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:01,820
No, he was there.

299
00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,613
From a distance,
I saw he had set up

300
00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,615
this whole, like,
romantic picnic.

301
00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:09,619
He got all my favorite snacks
and there was a flower.

302
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,830
And?

303
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,207
And I turned around.

304
00:15:14,207 --> 00:15:16,334
[Jasmine] What the hell
is the moral of that story?

305
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,587
- I don't know, I guess it--
- [Tommy] Jasmine.

306
00:15:20,589 --> 00:15:21,464
Bye.

307
00:15:23,884 --> 00:15:26,219
I can't believe you left him
in the dust.

308
00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:27,888
- [Mae laughs]
- Ice cold.

309
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:30,640
Well, I mean,
he did lie and tell everyone

310
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:32,142
that we had sex after that

311
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,060
and then I was forever
known as a slut

312
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,354
even though I was clearly
terrified of intimacy, so...

313
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:39,024
- Oh, shit. Fuck that kid.
- [laughs] Yeah.

314
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:42,777
Are you fucking kidding me?
I texted you like six times.

315
00:15:42,777 --> 00:15:45,447
- I was having lunch.
- With her?

316
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:47,908
I mean, yes, but like with...
with my family.

317
00:15:47,908 --> 00:15:49,367
You brought her
to meet your family?

318
00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,994
- Oh, no--
- You're a dog, Eddie.

319
00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:52,579
And you know how I know?

320
00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:54,039
'Cause I looked
in your motherfucking DMs.

321
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,707
- What?
- Who's Claudia?

322
00:15:55,707 --> 00:15:57,542
She's a breaker, dude.

323
00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,794
[Tonya] Oh, I hate
when you call me dude.

324
00:15:59,794 --> 00:16:01,546
Why? That word is not like
gendered anymore.

325
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:03,006
I'm not your dude.
I'm your girl.

326
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:04,758
Or maybe I'm not your girl

327
00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:05,967
since you haven't taken me
to meet your family.

328
00:16:05,967 --> 00:16:07,552
That... that actually was--

329
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,304
Seriously, if you don't
shut the fuck up!

330
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:10,722
Yo, why do you bring drama
wherever you go, though?

331
00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:12,390
- I bring drama?
- [Eddie] Oh, my...

332
00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:14,142
You tell me you love me
and then you ghost me.

333
00:16:14,142 --> 00:16:15,810
[Eddie] Oh, my God.
You move too much.

334
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,395
That's fucking drama,
fucking murder you.

335
00:16:17,395 --> 00:16:19,022
You told me
that I was your person...

336
00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:20,315
- [Mae] Shit.
- ...that you found your person.

337
00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:21,900
Yo, can we hang sometime?

338
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,110
Are you kidding me?
I fucking knew it!

339
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:27,405
[panting]

340
00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:29,449
You won't get away with this!

341
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,995
[shrieking]

342
00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:39,292
[bike bell rings]

343
00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:40,460
[groans]

344
00:16:42,712 --> 00:16:43,588
[groans]

345
00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:48,009
Police, help! Help!

346
00:16:49,052 --> 00:16:50,762
[Sandy groaning]

347
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:55,350
Oh, my God. [panting]

348
00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:06,236
[panting] Jesus.

349
00:17:16,371 --> 00:17:18,081
[dogs barking]

350
00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,083
[man] Hey, watch where
you're going, lady.

351
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,669
[woman] This is a park, dude.
I can walk wherever I want.

352
00:17:22,669 --> 00:17:24,296
[man] Not in the middle
of the road, you can't.

353
00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:25,755
This is for automobiles.

354
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,841
[woman]
Oh, really? From the 1900s?

355
00:17:27,841 --> 00:17:29,718
Drive a car
like a regular person.

356
00:17:29,718 --> 00:17:31,845
[man] Oh, now you insult
my carriage.

357
00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:33,555
[woman]
You're making my animals upset.

358
00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:35,140
And you know why?
Because they're witnessing

359
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,100
the abuse
of their fellow four-legged.

360
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,852
[man] Oh, I've had this horse
since I was 11 years old.

361
00:17:38,852 --> 00:17:42,230
Okay. And when was that?
A hundred years ago?

362
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:45,066
[man] Oh, you got a real mouth
on you, lady. Very unwomanly.

363
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,485
How's this for unwomanly?
Suck my dick!

364
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,322
Yeah.

365
00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:53,783
It's okay, Rocco.
What a stinking man.

366
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:56,995
- Oh, hey, baby. How you doing?
- Gina. Gina.

367
00:17:56,995 --> 00:18:00,373
[Gina] I'm fine.
I'm fine. Really.

368
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,461
Really. Really.

369
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:06,046
Don't worry about that dude.

370
00:18:06,046 --> 00:18:08,089
I know you're
very emotionally porous.

371
00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,050
But remember what I always say.

372
00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:13,511
Your toxic masculinity is not
female toxic masculinity!

373
00:18:15,931 --> 00:18:17,265
Oh, hey, yeah.
Sorry again I couldn't make it

374
00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:19,017
to the birthday party yesterday.

375
00:18:19,017 --> 00:18:20,810
I had so many friggin' dogs
to walk.

376
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,021
And you know,
I just generally hate children.

377
00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:25,732
Except Eva.
Pasty strong award for her.

378
00:18:25,732 --> 00:18:27,234
Irritating, sure.

379
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,735
But that comes
with the territory.

380
00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:31,488
Hey, Rocco, no, no.
Rocco, no, no.

381
00:18:31,488 --> 00:18:33,281
Sit. Sit.

382
00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:37,202
Rocco's in heat.
Join the club, Rocco.

383
00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:40,288
Sorry. My bad. What's up?

384
00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:42,082
I don't know exactly
how to tell you this.

385
00:18:42,082 --> 00:18:43,875
[gasps] It's cancer?

386
00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:45,502
What?

387
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,337
It doesn't have to be
a death sentence.

388
00:18:47,337 --> 00:18:49,214
And you know what, if it is?
Mazel tov! Life sucks.

389
00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:53,343
N-no. No, it's not.
Um, Gina. I'm--

390
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:55,929
Pregnant?
Oh, God, I'm not somebody

391
00:18:55,929 --> 00:18:57,847
that can pretend
to be excited for you.

392
00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:00,308
Sorry. I ju... You remember
the last time you told me?

393
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:02,310
I fell asleep mere moments
after hearing the news.

394
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:05,730
No, no, I'm not pregnant.
I... I never was pregnant.

395
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,232
This is what
I'm trying to tell you.

396
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:09,693
Hold up.
You pulled some Beyoncé shit?

397
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:11,987
Fake belly flower crowns
for Insta photos?

398
00:19:11,987 --> 00:19:13,947
Mae, that's hard.
I actually love this for you.

399
00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:16,866
Touch me. Ah, ah. [laughs]

400
00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:21,538
Okay. Gina, can...
can we actually sit down?

401
00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,248
Yeah, sure.

402
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:26,459
- Uh, excuse me.
- Okay.

403
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,086
Oh, okay. Yeah.

404
00:19:28,086 --> 00:19:29,170
[dogs barking]

405
00:19:31,631 --> 00:19:34,009
[Gina] Okay.

406
00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,887
Gina, what do you do
for a living?

407
00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:40,140
Well, I walk dogs...

408
00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,058
really for pleasure
more than pesos.

409
00:19:42,058 --> 00:19:44,978
Mostly I consider myself
an animal psychic.

410
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:46,688
What?

411
00:19:46,688 --> 00:19:48,648
I speak to animals
through telepathic orbits,

412
00:19:48,648 --> 00:19:50,191
kind of like
a couples' therapist

413
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,110
for pets and their owners.

414
00:19:52,110 --> 00:19:53,904
It's energetically draining
but highly rewarding work.

415
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:55,572
Okay. See, but this is what
I'm trying to tell you.

416
00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:57,032
You are not a pet psychic.

417
00:19:57,032 --> 00:19:58,825
That... that's not even
a real job.

418
00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:00,785
Uh, the animal kingdom at large
would beg to differ,

419
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,287
but you're bipedalist, so.

420
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:04,247
Gina, you are
an associate curator

421
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:07,000
at the Radner Museum of Art.
I am also an associate curator.

422
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,793
I am married to a man
named Elijah.

423
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,837
But in this world,
Elijah is married to this,

424
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,672
like, hypermanic narcissist.

425
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:14,591
I mean, no shade, you know,
women supporting women,

426
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:15,884
but, like, they gutted our house

427
00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:16,927
and are adopting
a fricking baby.

428
00:20:16,927 --> 00:20:18,345
Oh.

429
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:20,847
Okay, I met Sandy
two nights ago.

430
00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:23,892
I woke up the next morning,
and I had a kid with her.

431
00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:27,771
The night before that,
I slept with this super-hot man.

432
00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:30,941
I mean, just really,
really very hot.

433
00:20:30,941 --> 00:20:34,778
Had just met him, woke up
the next day married to him.

434
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:37,322
I was invited to the Met Ball

435
00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:39,824
and Anna Wintour
followed me on Instagram.

436
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,245
Listen, I think...

437
00:20:46,248 --> 00:20:49,834
I think my pussy is a wormhole.

438
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:56,716
I mean, that's kind of crass,
but, yeah, you can call it that.

439
00:20:58,051 --> 00:20:59,761
No, no, no.

440
00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:02,472
Like, I'm being transported
to other dimensions

441
00:21:02,472 --> 00:21:04,558
every time I orgasm.

442
00:21:04,558 --> 00:21:07,394
Damn. That's goals.

443
00:21:07,394 --> 00:21:10,105
Gina, please. I'm being serious.

444
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:12,732
You're the only constant
in every world.

445
00:21:12,732 --> 00:21:14,901
I mean, your life
is altered slightly

446
00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:17,028
but you're always my friend.

447
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,197
And that...
that has to mean something.

448
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:25,787
Please. I need your help.

449
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:29,082
Mae, I think we just need
to get you to your doctor.

450
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:30,584
Postpartum really messed you up

451
00:21:30,584 --> 00:21:32,544
so maybe this is like
post-postpartum?

452
00:21:32,544 --> 00:21:34,588
No! Give me your phone.

453
00:21:34,588 --> 00:21:36,840
Okay, what, what, what?
What are you doing?

454
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,092
That's my phone. Mae?

455
00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:42,804
I can prove it to you.

456
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:45,432
Prove what?

457
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:47,058
Girl, you're gonna mess
with my algorithm.

458
00:21:47,058 --> 00:21:48,435
[phone keys clacking]

459
00:21:49,603 --> 00:21:52,772
That I am not meant to be here.

460
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:55,901
That I'm trying
to get back to my old life.

461
00:22:00,405 --> 00:22:03,700
Here. The Dakini.

462
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:07,412
Tomorrow,
you'll see that... that,

463
00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:09,664
or... I don't know
if you will...

464
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:12,667
I guess... she'll be our test.

465
00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:17,839
Mae, okay. I...
I really want to help you.

466
00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:19,799
I really do.

467
00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:21,801
But I think we need to get you
to, like, a professional.

468
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:24,221
You know, I just don't know
that much about schizophrenia

469
00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:27,766
or multiple personality disorder
or whatever.

470
00:22:27,766 --> 00:22:29,851
You know, like, outside of
what I learned from that TV show

471
00:22:29,851 --> 00:22:31,311
with Toni Collette
back in the day.

472
00:22:31,311 --> 00:22:32,604
I can show you.

473
00:22:33,271 --> 00:22:34,773
Hey.

474
00:22:34,773 --> 00:22:37,984
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow, I will wake up

475
00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:40,862
in a new dimension
and I will call you.

476
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,948
Honestly, dude, do you hear?

477
00:22:42,948 --> 00:22:44,824
And things will be
slightly different,

478
00:22:44,824 --> 00:22:46,952
but you will still be
my best friend.

479
00:22:48,036 --> 00:22:49,537
And as my best friend,

480
00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:51,122
I just need you
to keep showing up.

481
00:22:52,374 --> 00:22:54,584
And I will try...

482
00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:57,045
I will try to show you
as best I can.

483
00:22:58,338 --> 00:22:59,965
- Okay.
- Mae?

484
00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:03,385
Mae? Mae? Mae?

485
00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:10,642
I don't care what it was trading
at yesterday. Sell!

486
00:23:10,642 --> 00:23:12,185
Fucking sell!

487
00:23:14,729 --> 00:23:16,106
Hey there.

488
00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:17,691
[Mae] Hi.

489
00:23:17,691 --> 00:23:20,485
I was just handling
some business.

490
00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:21,945
Right.

491
00:23:21,945 --> 00:23:24,155
- I play with money for a living.
- Ha-ha.

492
00:23:24,155 --> 00:23:26,449
So that's me.

493
00:23:29,411 --> 00:23:32,706
You look different
than your photo.

494
00:23:32,706 --> 00:23:38,503
Uh, yeah.
I got surgery on my face.

495
00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:42,090
Love surgery. Jump in.

496
00:23:49,306 --> 00:23:53,018
You like steak?
I'm a stock trader.

497
00:23:53,018 --> 00:23:56,646
Mostly oil, genetically modified
food manufacturers.

498
00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:59,441
Hey, can you pull over?

499
00:23:59,441 --> 00:24:01,902
You're not one of those
environmentalists, are you?

500
00:24:01,902 --> 00:24:04,279
No. God, no.
I hate the environment.

501
00:24:04,279 --> 00:24:05,906
I just want to fuck.

502
00:24:06,865 --> 00:24:08,533
[tires screech]

503
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:18,710
Oh, no.
How about no... no kissing?

504
00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:21,922
Oh, that's dirty.
I like it. I like it.

505
00:24:21,922 --> 00:24:24,925
So, uh, you know,
I like a little foreplay but--

506
00:24:24,925 --> 00:24:26,551
Yeah. I have an idea.

507
00:24:26,551 --> 00:24:28,053
What if you just
slap a condom on your dick,

508
00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,180
and we can...
[clicks tongue] giddyup.

509
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,890
[groans]

510
00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:34,976
Just, I never use these things.

511
00:24:34,976 --> 00:24:38,271
Just such a...
you know, it keeps coming off...

512
00:24:38,271 --> 00:24:39,231
So where are you from?

513
00:24:39,231 --> 00:24:40,607
Oh, my God.

514
00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:44,444
[both moaning]

515
00:24:45,528 --> 00:24:47,447
Okay.

516
00:24:47,447 --> 00:24:49,032
Oh, yeah. Do you like that?

517
00:24:49,032 --> 00:24:51,743
- No.
- Oh, yeah. You wanna go.

518
00:24:51,743 --> 00:24:52,953
[Mae shushes]

519
00:24:52,953 --> 00:24:56,164
[both moaning]

520
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,626
I know what I like.

521
00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:01,419
What do you like?
Tell me what you like.

522
00:25:01,419 --> 00:25:02,921
- I like quiet.
- You like quiet?

523
00:25:02,921 --> 00:25:05,632
Quiet, man. [shushes]

524
00:25:05,632 --> 00:25:08,343
I'll be so quiet.
[speaks indistinctly]

525
00:25:08,343 --> 00:25:10,428
- Like a mime...
- Like a what?

526
00:25:10,428 --> 00:25:12,556
Like a mime.
I could be your mime.

527
00:25:12,556 --> 00:25:14,599
Yeah, you be my mime.

528
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:17,185
[moaning hard]

529
00:25:21,064 --> 00:25:24,776
[shushes] Chalamet. Chalamet.

530
00:25:24,776 --> 00:25:26,861
Chalamet. Chalamet.

531
00:25:26,861 --> 00:25:28,863
- What are you sayin'?
- What? No. Shut...

532
00:25:28,863 --> 00:25:30,115
[moaning]

533
00:25:30,115 --> 00:25:31,783
[shushes] Chalamet. Chalamet.

534
00:25:31,783 --> 00:25:34,828
Chalamet. Chalamet. Chalamet.

535
00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:36,538
[moaning]

536
00:25:44,337 --> 00:25:46,965
[distant siren wailing]

537
00:25:56,224 --> 00:25:58,310
[man] Well, I don't care
what they say, Rowen.

538
00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:00,186
Fucking sell!

539
00:26:00,186 --> 00:26:01,396
[phone dial beeps]

540
00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:04,399
Stupid bitch. I'm going to work.

541
00:26:05,358 --> 00:26:06,484
I'll be late.

542
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:16,077
[upbeat music playing]

543
00:26:44,898 --> 00:26:47,651
<i>♪ Go for credit
In the straight world ♪</i>

544
00:26:47,651 --> 00:26:50,403
<i>♪ Look a dealer in the eye ♪</i>

545
00:26:50,403 --> 00:26:52,530
♪ <i>Go for credit
In the real world ♪</i>

546
00:26:52,530 --> 00:26:55,575
♪ <i>Won't you try ♪</i>

547
00:27:04,459 --> 00:27:05,877
- [gasps]
- [bus honks loudly]

548
00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:08,338
[distant crowd screaming]

549
00:27:18,848 --> 00:27:20,100
Shit.

550
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:23,436
[upbeat music playing]