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(SIREN WAILING)
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COSTELLO JONES: Thing is, bubs,
if you live an interesting life,
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people always gonna be chasin'
after you.
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IRIS JONES: Just don't lose
your shit, Mommy.
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COSTELLO: Oy! Language.
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Do I look like someone
who's about to lose their shit?
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-IRIS: Yeah, you do.
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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BAILIFF:
Can you open up, please?
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IRIS: Do they think
we're gangsters or something?
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BAILIFF: Costello Jones,
we know that you're in there.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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BAILIFF: Costello Jones,
you owe the landlord
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2,997 pounds and 98 pence!
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Come on, Costello.
Don't make me get the drill out.
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(BANGING ON DOOR)
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COSTELLO: Fucking early,
aren't we?
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Should be illegal
to ruin someone's life
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before nine a.m. Pricks!
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IRIS: Ugh, Mom,
you lost your shit.
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BAILIFF: All right, she's had
her chance, mate, let's go.
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-Call Selby.
-(HAND DRILL WHIRRING)
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COSTELLO: He's looking
after his sick mom.
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-IRIS: Aunty G?
-Oh, she's supposed
to be here. Laptop, laptop.
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I'll look after your writing.
They can't catch me.
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Thank you, bubs.
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(HAND DRILL WHIRRING)
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COSTELLO: Right,
pass me Barrymore.
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(GROANS)
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What are you listening to?
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-Good choice.
-(CHUCKLES)
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♪ ("SOUL NO. 5"
BY CAROLINE ROSE PLAYING) ♪
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(COSTELLO EXHALES)
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♪ I do a hair flip
I strut my stuff... ♪
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Relax chaps, you'll be wanking
yourself silly to this later.
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♪ I don't have a job ♪
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COSTELLO: Thank you.
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♪ But I got a lot of time
Baby, show me... ♪
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COSTELLO: Poverty porn
at its finest!
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♪ Bang, bang and away she goes ♪
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♪ Souped up
And I'm ready to go ♪
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♪ I got soul ♪
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♪ I got soul ♪
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♪ I got soul ♪
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♪ (SONG ENDS ABRUPTLY) ♪
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(WATER TRICKLING)
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FLORIAN SELBY:
Here you are, Mason. Books.
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Get yourself an education.
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Giving it the biggun now,
are you?
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Truth is, Selby, we both know
you cried every night.
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Well, they locked me in a cage
and they called me savage,
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doesn't mean that I have
to be one
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all the fucking time.
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MASON: Ah, don't forget,
if it weren't for me,
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-you'd have no asshole left.
-Hmm...
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Put the money
in my old lady's account
every Friday.
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When I'm out,
we'll settle the balance.
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Don't make me come
looking for you.
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-Goodbye, Mason.
-♪ (SONG RESUMES) ♪
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♪ Souped up
And I'm ready to go ♪
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♪ I got soul ♪
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-♪ I got soul... ♪
-(INMATE 1 WHISTLES)
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(INMATES JEERING)
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SELBY: I'd say
it's been a pleasure.
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But it's been a living hell.
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INMATE 2:
You're the best bum boy
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-in the world, Selby!
-INMATE 3: Bye then, darling!
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Enjoy your incarceration, boys.
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-INMATE 3: See you later, bub.
-I'm onto better things.
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INMATE 4: Yeah, fuck off
back to Eton.
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♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪
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Service wash, please, mate.
I'll collect tomorrow.
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Oy! I told you last time.
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This isn't the Big Yellow
Self-Storage Company.
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Come on, Shady,
look after my stuff.
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-(SIGHS) Please, please.
-Please.
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Tomorrow morning,
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-or they go in the bin.
-Thank you. Thank you.
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Come on, we're going to be late
for school.
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-♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
-IRIS: Thanks.
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-I thought we had no money.
-Just follow me.
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Ah, Cheyne Walk please, driver.
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(CELLPHONE CHIMES)
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-SELBY: Allegra!
-(DOOR CLOSES)
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I'm back!
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See that house?
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Bet that one
has a swimming pool.
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Oh, and three French bulldogs.
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Mm. With a personal
puppy trainer.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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And a grand piano, you know,
like a-- a big, white, glorious,
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-gay one.
-(CHUCKLES)
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You know, like Elton John
would play.
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-Oh, definitely.
-Can I have piano lessons soon?
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I promise you,
once we're sorted,
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I'll get you some piano lessons.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Are you feeling sick?
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I reckon you're gonna vomit.
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Oh, darling, are you all right?
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(GROANS)
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Um, excuse me, driver,
I'm so sorry,
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do you think we can pull over?
I think she's going to be sick.
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CABBIE: Oh, sure, yeah,
I'll-- I'll pull over here.
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-COSTELLO: Ugh, I'm so sorry.
-(DOOR OPENS)
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Are you going to be sick?
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-All right, get ready to run.
-I got it. I got it.
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COSTELLO:
It's a twatty thing to do.
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-Run! I'm not usually a prick.
-Hey! Oy!
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What the fuck
are you doing? Get back here!
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-I promise.
Well, sometimes I am.
-CABBIE: You cheating cow!
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-(GIGGLES)
-(LAUGHS) Oh, God.
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(COSTELLO PANTS)
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-Right, love you.
-IRIS: Love you.
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-Don't die, I need you.
-You think I'd really die
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and leave you all alone
in the world?
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-Never. Never, never.
-(CHUCKLES)
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IRIS: All right.
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-We'll be all right.
-How do you know?
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COSTELLO: Well, as you know,
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I'm very connected
to the spirits,
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and an old ghost is saying
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that at five p.m.,
we'll have a safe place to stay.
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-All right.
-All right.
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-(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
-We will, though. Love you.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CELL PHONE CHIMING)
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♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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COSTELLO: Gloria!
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(LINE TRILLING)
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GLORIA: (OVER VOICE MAIL)
This is Gloria.
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I don't listen to voicemails.
Text me, twat.
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(CELL PHONE BUZZES)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Silly fucking bitch.
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LENNY: Young lady.
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Young lady!
What is your name?
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-Do you even know?
-Gloria.
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-My name's Gloria.
-Gloria?
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I know you, Lenny,
you old wanker.
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You're Costello's friend.
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Uh-huh. (GASPS) Fuck.
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Oh, my phone! Where am I?
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LENNY: You're in the West End
of London.
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-Theatreland, W1.
-I'm in so much trouble.
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(GROANS)
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-Can I borrow your coat?
-Yeah.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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Come on, let's get you
another drink,
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before the blues set in.
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(SIGHS DEEPLY)
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♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(HUMS)
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(CLEARS THROAT, SHUSHES)
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I missed you, did you miss me?
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Yeah.
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So, is your mom better now?
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Much. Much better.
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Oh! I think you, uh,
dropped something.
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You haven't seen me.
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-Thanks.
-Okay.
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I better go. Before I'm mistaken
for a nonce.
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Ooh, posh crisps.
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Who do you think you are,
the fucking Queen?
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And ten pounds cashback, please.
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NIKKI: All right.
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Heard you got kicked out
this morning.
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Why not try paying your rent
like the rest of us.
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Got no shame, you.
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Oh, do shut up, Nikki.
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-Yeah, card declined.
-(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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Why don't you just get yourself
a council place?
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Oh, yeah, 'cause they're giving
them away, aren't they?
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-Well, they are.
If you're foreign.
-BRETT: True.
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NIKKI: (CHUCKLES) He knows
what I'm talking about.
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Her and her kid got evicted
this morning.
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Can you try the card again,
please?
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-NIKKI: All right.
-BRETT: I feel for you, girl.
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I was raised by
a single mom myself.
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It's tough out there.
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(CARD MACHINE BEEPING)
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(CARD MACHINE BEEPS)
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Declined.
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Two quid, darling.
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Oh, darling, can you check
the milks over there?
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All right, girl. Um, I can help.
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I've got a studio flat
on the Millbank Estate.
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I mean, it ain't a palace
or nothing.
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When's it available?
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Now. You know, like,
straightaway.
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Uh, 11 Carbridge Gardens,
there's no deposit.
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What's the rent?
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Come and see it.
Then we can talk
terms and conditions.
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Terms and conditions...
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Oh, rent, whatever.
I keep it caszh.
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My treat. Enjoy.
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♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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-COSTELLO: Hiya.
-Hi.
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KONSTANTIN: You take
your pussy out and dance
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Tuesday and Thursday,
and that's it.
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I don't want to see up your ass.
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Please, Konstantin,
I really need the money.
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Last week, you were a no-show.
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You left me a girl down,
remember?
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Lolly, can I take
your shift today?
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No, sorry. Can't you work
on psychic webcam?
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-(LAUGHS)
-Please, Konstantin.
You know how hard I work.
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Listen, don't shit in my mouth
and tell me it's a Big Mac.
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(SIGHS)
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♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Well, well, the bitch is back.
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Where are you?
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(CLIENT PANTS, MOANS)
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(SELBY GRUNTS, PANTS)
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-(CLIENT MOANS)
-(SELBY GAGS)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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Sucking off old men, are we?
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Times must be tough.
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God, he's the spit
of our old English professor.
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He said he was a six-foot-two
barista from Fitzrovia.
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(CHUCKLES) God, I've missed you.
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Well, life's shit without me,
isn't it?
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I mean, things still happen,
they're just not as exciting.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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How was it inside?
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Hmm. Don't pretend to care.
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Cheers.
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SELBY: But, since you asked,
exhausting.
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Oh, who'd have thought,
three meals a day
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and all the cock you can eat
could become tiresome.
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-How's the writing going?
-Great. Well, all right.
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Good. Just a shame
you couldn't write me
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a fucking letter, isn't it?
I was only there a year.
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Well, consider it punishment
for fucking up my life.
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And anyway, you went
fully fucking mental.
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You almost beat
that bloke to death.
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Does that mean
we're not best friends anymore?
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Mm.
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Suppose you need money.
241
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,701
-Can you lend me some?
-You mean give?
242
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,541
Well, Allegra stopped
my allowance when I was inside,
243
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,669
so until that's reinstated,
I don't have much...
244
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:17,129
Oh, Allegra.
245
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,131
So, we're living back
with Mommy, are we?
246
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,633
What are you, like, five?
247
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,719
Well, at least my mommy
loves me. There you are.
248
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:26,931
Come on, she tolerates you.
Thank you.
249
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,308
SELBY: Oh, too slow!
Go on then, take it.
250
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:30,684
-Thank you.
-SELBY: Oh, sorry!
251
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,311
No, no, no. Go on, take it.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
252
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,396
(LAUGHING) Oh, sorry!
Just take it.
253
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,691
-Just fucking take it.
-Come on, stop being an asshole!
254
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,237
(LAUGHS) Oh, God, and they say
I'm the violent one.
255
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,781
By the way,
how are your family?
256
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,783
-Still dead.
-Mm.
257
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:49,370
They're just still very much
walking around, aren't they?
258
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:52,206
You know it's customary
to bury the dead, don't you?
259
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,752
Stay away from me and Iris.
260
00:13:56,835 --> 00:14:00,381
SELBY: Oh, but then everything
would be so dull, darling.
261
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:06,178
♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
262
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,263
Selby?
263
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,806
(DOOR CREAKS)
264
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,028
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
265
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,116
Then the bathroom's in here.
266
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:29,994
Uh, shower and toilet,
sink and that.
267
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,745
I haven't got a bath,
unfortunately.
268
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,623
Yeah.
269
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,126
So, we could move in today?
270
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,295
Yeah, of course.
Of course, yeah.
271
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,839
Yeah, but I-- I sleep here.
272
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,174
Uh, this is where you
and the little one will live.
273
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,140
(BULB BUZZING)
274
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:52,808
It's a cupboard.
275
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:54,518
Yeah, you can put
some fairy lights up
276
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,395
and that makes it
proper little cozy.
277
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,731
Last mommy I helped out
stayed two years.
278
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,776
-What's the catch?
-Oh, no.
279
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,112
Listen, girl, I ain't gonna make
you sign no contract.
280
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,698
Rent free.
Room's yours if you need it,
281
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,742
just do a bit of cleaning
for me.
282
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:14,830
Okay.
283
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,625
I'll let you know.
284
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,004
-Thanks.
-All right.
285
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,839
-Bye.
-Okay. All right.
286
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:33,641
♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
287
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,776
ANSWERPHONE: Welcome
to the London and Southeast
288
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,069
Homelessness Helpline,
289
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,363
all our call operators
are busy right now.
290
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,740
If you are homeless
or about to be made homeless,
291
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,242
please register on our website
at--
292
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,454
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-COSTELLO: Gloria?
293
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,749
(SIGHS) Where the hell is she?
294
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,630
IRIS: I thought
the spirits were gonna
find us a place by five.
295
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,007
COSTELLO: Yeah, well,
that's the problem with spirits,
296
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,134
they're as unreliable
as the rest of us.
297
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:16,517
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
298
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,946
♪ (MUSIC FADES
INTO BACKGROUND) ♪
299
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,532
Now, I told you before,
never get between a man
300
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,617
and his mahjong.
301
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:42,126
♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
302
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:53,512
You can't stay here.
303
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,517
I'm waiting for my washing.
304
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,603
Unmanned between nine and six.
Ain't safe.
305
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,358
You can get a B&B for,
like, 40 quid, you know.
306
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,862
Yeah, why didn't I think
of that? Come on, bubba.
307
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,255
You can't, it's Aunty G's.
Mommy! (GROANS)
308
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,841
Okay. Aunty G won't mind.
309
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,301
Out the way.
310
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,679
Okay.
311
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,358
(COSTELLO GROANS)
312
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,360
-You in?
-IRIS: Yeah.
313
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,361
COSTELLO: Come on. (GRUNTS)
314
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,071
This will be all right
for a bit.
315
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,324
-IRIS: Hmm.
-COSTELLO:
Aunty G will be back soon.
316
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,493
(SIGHS)
317
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,205
You got any homework?
318
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,707
-IRIS: Yeah.
-COSTELLO: Let's crack on then.
319
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,753
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
320
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,463
Mahjong!
321
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,006
(PLAYERS GROANING)
322
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:14,718
(IN MANDARIN)
323
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,182
(IN ENGLISH) Up the stakes?
324
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,520
It hasn't been the same here
without you.
325
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:26,980
Too fucking right.
326
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,947
I'm tired and a bit scared.
Can you call Selby?
327
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:39,117
I told you Selby
is with his sick mommy.
328
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,454
No. She's better now.
He came to school.
329
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,711
He asked me not to tell you.
330
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,426
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
331
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:03,684
COSTELLO: One number two,
two fours, four fives,
332
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,979
-a seven. How much is a nine?
-Fiver.
333
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,772
Another number seven.
334
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,190
I thought you had no money.
335
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,109
I mean, no wonder
if you're spunking it all
336
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:13,569
on scratch cards.
337
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,445
All right,
I need 40 quid for a B&B.
338
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,239
What else am I supposed
to fucking do?
339
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,950
(COINS CLATTERING)
340
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,169
COSTELLO: Thank you, Nikki,
that's really kind, thank you.
341
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,548
No, no, don't fuss.
Have 'em. They're disgusting.
342
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,761
We won. A tenner!
343
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,013
-Ooh!
-Ah.
344
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,308
-Ah, ten quid!
-Right.
345
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,394
That means we've got 20 quid,
we go again.
346
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:48,604
Four nines.
347
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,315
One of these babies
is gonna land us in the Ritz.
348
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,861
Sweet dreams, bubba.
349
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,781
(TUBE LIGHT BUZZING)
350
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,204
(DOOR CLOSES)
351
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:14,171
-Sorry for, um, calling so late.
-Of course, happy to help.
352
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,092
Just for the one night, though.
Thank you, Brett.
353
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,218
BRETT: Yeah.
354
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,353
Sure you don't want anything
stronger?
355
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,022
Oh, no.
356
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:44,993
Here, put this on.
357
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,414
Terms and conditions apply.
358
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,346
Just this, nothing else?
359
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,931
Yeah 'course, I'm not a pervert.
360
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,434
You do a good fucking impression
of one.
361
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,439
(DOOR SLAMS)
362
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:20,112
(PANTS)
363
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,322
(SIGHS)
364
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,579
BRETT: Here,
the last mommy here,
365
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,872
she had an eating disorder,
366
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,084
so the nighty
might be a bit tight-y.
367
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,878
Hurry up.
368
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,549
(PANTS)
369
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,975
BRETT: Here, come on.
I need to see you.
370
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,189
Oh, it's lovely.
371
00:21:56,273 --> 00:22:00,193
Just like one of those wrestlers
from the 90s. I like that a lot.
372
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,279
Oh.
373
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,533
All right, don't worry.
You're not fat or nothing.
374
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,202
You just got a food bank body,
that's all.
375
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,579
What the fuck's that?
376
00:22:11,455 --> 00:22:12,497
BRETT: You know...
377
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,500
lots of carbs. (CHUCKLES)
378
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,177
I prefer kissing
over penetration.
379
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:37,689
W-- What's wrong with it?
What's wrong with it?
380
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,776
Right, nothing comes for free,
babe.
381
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:45,697
-(LINE TRILLING)
-(COSTELLO PANTS)
382
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,909
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
383
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,535
COSTELLO: (OVER VOICE MAIL)
Oh, uh, hi, Selby,
384
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,789
I've somehow found myself
trapped in a pervert's cupboard.
385
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:57,042
Can you come get us?
We're on the Millbank Estate,
386
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:01,588
11 Carbridge Gardens. And hurry.
Please.
387
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,927
Now that--
That's Mahjong, motherfuckers.
388
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,638
(CROWD CHEER, APPLAUD)
389
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:23,944
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
390
00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,113
BRETT: You're gonna have
to come out some time.
391
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:32,869
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
392
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,673
(BRETT GROANS)
393
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:46,883
Hello, darling.
394
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,344
He prefers kissing
over penetration.
395
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,846
Ooh, does he?
396
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,807
Me, too.
397
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,768
-You entitled little bitch.
-SELBY: Get Iris.
398
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,813
-(COUGHS)
-Hello.
399
00:23:59,896 --> 00:24:01,648
Hello, hello, hello.
400
00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:06,570
(BRETT GROANS, COUGHS)
401
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,908
-(PANTS)
-(BRETT GROANS, COUGHS)
402
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,203
C'mon.
403
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,708
The fuck were you thinking?
404
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,835
COSTELLO:
We had nowhere else to go!
405
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:24,212
-(INHALES DEEPLY)
-No.
406
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,758
Or you'll end up back in prison
with the butch boys.
407
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,721
(EXHALES SHARPLY, PANTS)
408
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:34,472
Ah.
409
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:39,769
♪ (GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
410
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:42,939
Enough of this shit show.
411
00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:46,276
Hello, beauty.
412
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:48,612
Okay, we're off. C'mon.
413
00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,947
I need to close your eyes
414
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,408
until you feel the fresh air
on your cheeks, okay?
415
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,868
Yeah.
416
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,582
(BRETT GROANS)
417
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,299
"Fucking entitled"?
418
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,597
(BANGING ON DOOR)
419
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,732
How much do you owe
the landlord?
420
00:25:26,524 --> 00:25:27,609
COSTELLO: Three grand.
421
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,819
(BANGING CONTINUES)
422
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:34,532
(PANTS)
423
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,911
IRIS: Whoa! Mom, it's empty.
424
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:39,246
Sort it tomorrow.
425
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:59,015
Give me your phone,
I'm putting a tracker on it.
426
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:08,275
Iris, come say goodbye to Selby,
he's leaving.
427
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:10,944
Love you, Costello.
428
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,323
And I love you too, Selby.
Now fuck off and die.
429
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:19,077
(CHUCKLES) I can't do that,
can I? Okay, bye-bye.
430
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,749
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
We're family.
431
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,888
♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪
432
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,975
-You okay?
-Yeah.
433
00:26:42,058 --> 00:26:44,686
I bet that house
we saw this morning
434
00:26:44,769 --> 00:26:48,148
-has got a king-size bed.
-And goose down duvets.
435
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:52,193
-And like 200 Le Creuset pans.
-(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
436
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,406
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)
437
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,954
(CHIMES)
438
00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,372
Oh, wow.
439
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:07,459
A hundred days.
440
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,712
-COSTELLO: Hundred days.
-Does it feel like it?
441
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,798
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-(IRIS CHUCKLES)
442
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,509
And I'll be your little reminder
every time.
443
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,470
-To not drink--
-To not drink wine.
444
00:27:18,553 --> 00:27:19,888
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
445
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,724
I'm really proud of you, Mommy.
446
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:29,522
(BANGING ON DOOR)
447
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,441
POLICE OFFICER 1:
Can you open the door, please?
448
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,194
POLICE OFFICER 2: Costello!
Costello Jones.
449
00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:35,570
(BANGING ON DOOR)
450
00:27:35,653 --> 00:27:37,530
POLICE OFFICER 2:
Look, we know you're in there.
451
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,992
(INDISTINCT
POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
452
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:42,702
COSTELLO: What the fuck
are you looking at?
453
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,705
♪ ("STOLE MY PUSH BIKE" BY AMYL
AND THE SNIFFERS PLAYING) ♪
454
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:48,333
♪ Someone stole my push bike
And I want it back ♪
455
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:51,252
♪ I said! You stole my push bike
I want it back ♪
456
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,379
♪ I want it back ♪
457
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,425
♪ Someone stole my push bike
I think it's you ♪
458
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,804
♪ So I come in the house
Well, I'm coming for you ♪
459
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,431
♪ Someone stole my push bike
I think it's you ♪
460
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:04,682
♪ I think it's you ♪
461
00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:06,434
♪ You! ♪
462
00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,692
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪