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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Where the fuck
have you been hiding?
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I messed up.
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{\an8}- Where you staying?
- Back at the flat.
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{\an8}GLORIA: What, you're squatting?
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{\an8}No, Selby sorted it.
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So, Florian Selby's
back in the free world.
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{\an8}- God help us all.
- When the shit hits the fan,
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{\an8}sometimes you need
a man like Selby.
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GLORIA: That's just not true.
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COSTELLO JONES:
I've gotta to work.
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{\an8}I'll make it up to you, yeah?
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How are we this fine morning?
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{\an8}Tired. And I've got
a gushing case of the thrush.
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- Not perfect conditions
for showing my minge.
- (CHUCKLES)
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{\an8}But, hey, at least
we're not homeless.
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{\an8}LOLLY: Heard you got rolled
by the feds the other night.
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COSTELLO: Yeah, me and the kid
got accused
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{\an8}of breaking and entering
into our own home,
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{\an8}which is fucking madness.
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- All sorted now?
- Yep.
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{\an8}Normal service has resumed.
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{\an8}I'm skint
and shit out of luck, as usual.
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{\an8}- ♪ ("IN THE DEEP END" PLAYING) ♪
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Get on the OnlyFans
like everyone else.
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No, I don't want that shit
on the internet.
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I want people
to take my writing seriously.
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Okay.
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Pussy check, ladies.
Chop, chop.
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♪ ("RIDERS" BY JOHN J. PRESLEY
PLAYING) ♪
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♪ Writing my confessions ♪
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♪ Down in the sand ♪
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♪ Pawn the reckless... ♪
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(COINS RATTLING)
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♪ I got first hand ♪
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{\an8}Costello Jones, isn't it?
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- Who the fuck you are you?
- Sophie Fenster.
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{\an8}I-- I write
for the London Reformer.
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{\an8}I follow you online.
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{\an8}I'm-- I'm a big fan
of what you write and stand for.
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{\an8}I think you're mistaken, darling.
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{\an8}I don't stand
for a fucking thing.
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{\an8}♪ The rider approaches
Upon the horizon... ♪
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I don't talk
to journalists either.
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(SCOFFS) No, I-- I get it.
We-- We're awful.
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Do you wanna see my fanny?
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I'm not here to judge you.
I'm here to pass the mic.
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Well, be prepared
to have it returned sticky.
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(SOPHIE FENSTER CHUCKLES)
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I'd love to do an interview
with you, Costello.
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Fuck your interview,
I'm a writer.
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I tell my own stories.
Thank you.
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Come on, you fucking slut.
(PANTS)
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Okay, well, how about you
write your story?
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About working here.
In your own words.
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Yeah, but I want paying
for it.
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Well, how much do you want?
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Five hundred.
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And I'm not writing
any sad stories.
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I'm not going to be
your liberals' victim
of the week.
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I think this might be the break
you've been dreaming of.
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CRACKHEAD: What is this?
A fucking job center?
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Take off your knickers, come on.
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(PANTS, MOANS)
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- Fuck you, I'll do it.
- CRACKHEAD: Yes.
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(MOANS, PANTS) Yes. Yes.
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♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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It was well weird
when you weren't here.
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Mom went wine crazy.
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I think I'm gonna need therapy.
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Who do you think you are?
Tony Soprano?
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Well, I'm more
of a Christopher type.
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And I don't want none
of that CBT crap.
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It's Dr. Melfi or nothing.
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Oh, you wanna go private,
do you?
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- Harley Street?
- Yeah.
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Well, look it never work for me,
but I can certainly
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look into it for you.
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How long you going
to keep this up for?
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I've apologized like 15 times.
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- What you apologizing for?
- GLORIA: Dad.
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Everything. Taking a selfie
with that hot dead guy.
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And getting pissed at work.
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Taking the shit
in the mourners' toilet
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and blaming it on the old widow.
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- Driving the hearse
while high on E that time--
- Stop talking.
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Do a girl a favor
and forgive me.
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Good job on him.
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How many guests we got?
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Poor old bastard
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had hardly any family
and no money, so probably none.
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But make it nice.
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put some music on,
in case someone does show up.
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- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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No, don't show them to Fen,
he's a big cheat.
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{\an8}(IN MANDARIN)
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(IN ENGLISH) Go easy on him.
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So, what was it like
looking after your mom?
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Tiring.
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It was a nightmare.
I was very frightened.
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Sometimes I thought
I'd never get out. Never...
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get away from her.
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Well, it sounds horrible.
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Hmm. She made me sleep
in a bunk bed.
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- Oh, no, that's cool.
- FLORIAN SELBY:
No, it wasn't cool.
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Creaked every time
I turned over,
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the mattress was lumpy
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and the sheets
scratched my skin.
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{\an8}(IN MANDARIN)
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- (IN ENGLISH) What's he saying?
- Nothing.
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Now, say "Mahjong."
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- Mahjong!
- And take everyone's money.
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No. When you win,
you don't say "Mahjong,"
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you say, "Hu Le."
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So, you lose.
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- Hu Le!
- (CHUCKLES)
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{\an8}(SIGHS, IN MANDARIN)
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♪ (“WEREWOLVES OF LONDON”
BY WARREN ZEVON
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪
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♪ I saw a werewolf with
A Chinese menu in his hand ♪
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♪ Walking through the streets
Of Soho in the rain ♪
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♪ He was looking for the place
Called Lee Ho Fooks ♪
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♪ Gonna get a big dish
Of beef chow mein ♪
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♪ Ah-hoo
Werewolves of London... ♪
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PAUL: (IN ENGLISH)
This looks like my kinda party.
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Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
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Nah, it's fine, mate.
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♪ Werewolves of London ♪
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♪ Ah-hoo... ♪
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I am sorry for your loss.
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Let's get a look at him, then.
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♪ You better not let him in... ♪
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PAUL: This is the first time
I've seen him in 45 years.
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He looks better than I remember.
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I'll give you some time alone.
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PAUL: Would you mind staying?
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Wanna have a drink
with the old man.
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♪ Werewolves of London... ♪
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Start that track again,
will you?
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He'd have loved it.
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As long as you're not expecting
me to dance for you.
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♪ (SONG RESTARTS) ♪
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Oh, no, no.
I don't day drink, no more.
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- (BEER CAN POPS)
- (GLORIA CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, fuck it.
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♪ I saw a werewolf
With a Chinese menu... ♪
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- (BEER CAN POPS)
- (GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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- (CHUCKLES)
- To Dad.
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♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Selby, I feel like
I'm in a movie montage.
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Oh, that's how I live my life.
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Just make sure
it's a good movie, darling.
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Mahjong!
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♪ Ah-hoo ♪
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(MOANS) Is this disrespectful?
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(GRUNTS) From what I remember
of him,
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this is probably the only thing
I've done
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- that would've make him proud.
- (MOANS)
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(BOTH MOAN)
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♪ (SONG FADES) ♪
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- (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
- (SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
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(DOOR OPENING, CLOSING)
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COSTELLO: Hello, bubs.
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How's the genius writer doing?
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Come on, you need a break.
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Just need to make sure
that this is really good.
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Yes, it will be,
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just stick some duck in your gob
and take five minutes.
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- COSTELLO: Give me a sec.
- Come on!
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- (EXHALES)
- Can't believe you're writing
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for those champagne socialists.
Oh, look, look, look.
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The only way they'd let you
into the liberal palace
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is if you're bloody cleaning it.
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Hmm. I'll just have to break
the locks then.
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Here.
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(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN DISTANCE)
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Wish we could do this
all again tomorrow.
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We can't 'cause Ava's party.
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(SELBY GROANS SOFTLY)
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Can we get her a decent present?
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Can't get rich people shit
from Argos, can you?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(SOFTLY) I love you.
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Love you, too.
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- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- GLORIA: Costello,
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I've got a new man.
He's old as fuck, let me in.
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(CHUCKLING)
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- Oh, hey!
- PAUL: How you doing, all right?
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GLORIA: This is Paul.
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I can't believe
you've done this.
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Chill out, you soppy bitch.
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Dad was gonna throw it
in the skip anyway.
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Selby is here.
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Oh, is he?
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Well, we aren't afraid
of Florian Selby, are we, Paul?
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PAUL: (CHUCKLES) Maybe.
Who's Florian Selby?
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Yes, Gloria,
who is Florian Selby?
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- Some public school prick.
- Objection!
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GLORIA: And he just got
out of prison.
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For protecting Costello, Paul.
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This is all very entertaining,
but I do have a deadline
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- tomorrow.
- Yes.
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Thank you for stopping by.
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Absolute pleasure
to meet you, Paul.
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And, uh-- If you are planning
intercourse with this one,
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may I suggest three condoms.
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Two on the cock,
one on the head, just be safe.
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Costello, he's insane.
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(SELBY CHUCKLES, IMITATES BARK)
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(IMITATES BARK)
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GLORIA: This is why
you were locked up, Selby.
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- (SELBY HOWLS)
- GLORIA: Go away!
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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That's not helping.
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(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)
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COSTELLO: Lenny, are you decent?
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(LENNY WILSON CHUCKLING)
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(DOOR OPENING)
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(COSTELLO SIGHING)
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- Aren't you filthy?
- (LAUGHS WHEEZINGLY)
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- (COUGHS)
- (COSTELLO CHUCKLES)
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- Right.
- (LENNY COUGHING)
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(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(CHAIR SCRAPES)
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- (SELBY SIGHS)
- ATTENDEE 1: ...Here we go.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(ATTENDEE 2 COUGHS)
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Sir.
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We're waiting for you to start.
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Ah, yes.
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Yes.
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Gentlemen...
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welcome to Punch Club.
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First rule of Punch Club,
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you don't punch anyone.
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Second rule of Punch Club,
you do not...
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punch anyone, seriously,
it defeats the purpose
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of you being here.
It's kind of the point.
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- The third rule of Punch Club--
- MATT: What are you doing?
244
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I'm your new group leader.
245
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,634
- (ATTENDEES GROAN)
- ATTENDEE 3: Oh, God.
246
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,969
What's your name?
247
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- (CLICKS TONGUE) Uh, Selby.
- ATTENDEE 4: Fucking dickhead.
248
00:14:07,846 --> 00:14:10,099
- Florian Selby.
- SELBY: Mm, that's right.
249
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,725
Sit down, please, Florian.
250
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,894
(ATTENDEES CHUCKLE)
251
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My name is Matt.
252
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,318
And this is
a rehabilitation group for men
253
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who have committed
violent crimes.
254
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,030
You should know
it is a requirement
255
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,157
of your probation
to regularly attend this group
256
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:29,868
or you will be returned
to prison.
257
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,496
This is no joke.
258
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,547
(COUGHS)
259
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,425
Would you...
260
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,804
- (LIGHTER CLICKS)
- (SNIFFS)
261
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,350
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
262
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,519
Thank you, darling.
263
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,813
COSTELLO: I'm writing a thing
for the London Reformer
264
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and they are getting
all the gory details, so...
265
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,318
Come on, do your worst.
266
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,904
Be as filthy as you like,
it's all going in my article.
267
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,282
Well, don't they dare
change my name.
268
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:11,035
I'm Lenny Wilson. Proud pervert.
269
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,370
- Don't piss on my hard-on.
- (CHUCKLES)
270
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,040
I may not be famous
for my art...
271
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,126
but I wanna leave
something behind.
272
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,212
What are you doing? You cold?
273
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,006
Oh, no, darling,
just nothing worse
274
00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,717
than frigid hands
on a warm cock.
275
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:29,637
(LAUGHS)
276
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,096
LENNY: Tell your readers
277
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,807
why I've been banned
from the peep show.
278
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:38,020
Because it's bad etiquette
to spunk on a peep booth window.
279
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,271
It stains.
280
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,148
(LENNY CHUCKLES WHEEZILY)
281
00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:44,568
- Wokeness gone mad.
- (CHUCKLES)
282
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:47,321
LENNY: Not my fault
I've got stubborn cum.
283
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,906
(COSTELLO SIGHS)
284
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,366
Oh.
285
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:55,412
You are a cleaner, Costello.
You've done such a good job.
286
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:59,333
You're a real cleaner,
aren't you?
287
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,252
Tell me you're a real cleaner,
I've always wanted one.
288
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,797
(GROANS) Yes,
I'm a real cleaner.
289
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,552
I mean, it really
isn't coming out.
290
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,137
I'll have to get
some white vinegar on it,
291
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:15,349
- but want me to keep going?
- LENNY: Mm. Mm.
292
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:18,018
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
293
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,521
I knocked my missus around
for years.
294
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,484
She always let me back.
But I never changed.
295
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,528
This time though...
296
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,822
it's different.
297
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:32,282
Tell you what it is...
298
00:16:33,992 --> 00:16:36,036
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
299
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,455
Paintball.
300
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,210
I go paintball every Saturday.
301
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,754
Shoot a load of kids,
302
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,758
treat myself
to some extra ammo,
303
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,429
smoke bombs, armed to the teeth.
304
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:57,850
Get generations of violence
out of my system.
305
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,396
Then I go home.
306
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,481
Missus cooks
a nice bit of dinner.
307
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,275
We make love.
308
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,029
- Lovely.
- (LAUGHS)
309
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:14,241
Oh, my God!
I think I prefer prison.
310
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,784
(CHUCKLES)
311
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,206
Matthew, who do I need
to suck off to get out of here?
312
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:26,503
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
313
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,256
(MOANS)
314
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,091
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
315
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,137
(PANTS)
316
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:39,808
(COUGHS)
317
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:45,272
Ugh. It's an awful life we live,
but we do it with such dignity.
318
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:50,277
- (BREATHES HEAVILY)
- (GROANS SOFTLY) Thanks, babe.
319
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:53,906
Lenny, can I steal one
of your paintings?
320
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,783
Iris has a birthday party.
321
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,660
Better take a present
for the mom, stuck-up bitch.
322
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,621
Take-- Take that.
323
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,291
Your ex-wife's vag?
324
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,376
Oh, you can't give that away.
325
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,963
Oh, she always did,
very generous woman.
326
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,552
COSTELLO:
What does that remind me of?
327
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,889
How should I know it?
All I see is gash.
328
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,518
You're like a dad to me Lenny.
329
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,854
- One who rapes me. (CHUCKLES)
- (CHUCKLES)
330
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:29,358
- (COUGHS AND LAUGHS)
- Oh, God.
331
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:33,904
Might work.
332
00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,490
Really looks
like a pussy though.
333
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,952
Oh, oh, I love it. (CHUCKLES)
334
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,954
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
335
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:47,334
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- That is a very moving sunset.
336
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:52,256
It looks familiar.
Somewhere in India, perhaps?
337
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,883
LUCY:
I see a symbol of transience.
338
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,052
IMMY: Oh.
339
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:59,346
I don't think we're looking
at something tangible.
340
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,932
- Right. (CHUCKLES)
- COSTELLO: Mm.
341
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:07,437
So, Iris told Ava
you're a writer.
342
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,315
Yes.
343
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,693
Oh, what are you working on
at the moment?
344
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,904
Um, an undercover,
uh, project,
345
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,031
um, at-- at a peep show.
346
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,200
(GASPS) That is fascinating.
347
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,370
Yeah. I mean, I get
right in amongst it, It's...
348
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,455
Oh, what, like Stacey Dooley?
349
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:30,419
Uh, yeah, a little bit, uh,
but think more Tom Wolfe,
350
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,129
Joan Didion, you know,
351
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,840
like, reporting the truth, subjectively,
352
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,009
using fictional techniques.
353
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,510
- LUCY: Sounds amazing.
- (WOMEN CHATTERING)
354
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,430
- You are very bright.
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
355
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:42,931
IMMY: You should have gone
to university.
356
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:47,811
I did. I got a First
in English at Durham.
357
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,855
- (WOMEN CHUCKLING)
- Wow. (CHUCKLES)
358
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,565
I might have
a cracking pair of tits,
359
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,525
but I'm also
pretty fucking clever, so...
360
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:56,653
- (WOMEN LAUGH)
- We can't wait to read it.
361
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,741
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
362
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,330
- LOLLY: Oh, God.
- And it's...
363
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,415
in.
364
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:09,625
LOLLY: Oh.
365
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,797
(SIGHS)
366
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:19,009
Costello, a respectable man
is here for you.
367
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:21,762
- Come.
- Hi. Hi, Costello.
368
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,389
- KONSTANTIN: Yeah.
- RICHARD: I'm Richard. Hi.
369
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,770
I'm here to, um, get
some photos for your article.
370
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:32,314
Um, everyone else here,
you can just relax,
371
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,441
uh, like I'm not here.
(CHUCKLES)
372
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,817
Um,
373
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,320
I read some of your old pieces
online the other day.
374
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,114
Very funny.
I'm looking forward to this one.
375
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,283
Thanks.
376
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:46,495
- Where do you want me?
- RICHARD: Um... (SIGHS)
377
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,499
- Yeah, wherever
you're comfortable.
- COSTELLO: Okay.
378
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,837
- Yeah. That's very nice.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
379
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:59,091
RICHARD: Very good. Yeah.
To me. Oh, yeah.
380
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,678
Um, just head down,
just a touch. Yeah. Wonderful.
381
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,346
Well done. Yeah.
382
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,392
What do you think? Cool, yeah?
383
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,437
Right, shall we get a picture
of you in your costume?
384
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,481
COSTELLO: Uh, no.
385
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:18,026
No one asked Hemingway
to get his tits out, did they?
386
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:22,239
♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
387
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,824
COSTELLO: Good night
with Aunty G?
388
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,660
IRIS JONES: Yeah,
showed her The Sopranos finale
389
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,453
and she said she felt cheated.
390
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,331
COSTELLO: What do you expect?
It's Aunty G.
391
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,625
God, look at this prick
on his scooter.
392
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:34,835
IRIS: Today, Mommy,
393
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,087
your name's gonna be
in the newspaper
394
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,381
and not for a crime.
395
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,924
COSTELLO: Yeah, you're right.
396
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,427
IRIS: All my friends' moms
are gonna read about it.
397
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,888
And soon we won't be poor.
You're a real writer now.
398
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,517
COSTELLO: Yeah, suppose I am.
I am a real writer.
399
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,103
NIKKI: Oh, what you got,
400
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,022
a fucking paper round?
(CHUCKLES)
401
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,565
Her Majesty treat you well?
402
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,734
Oh, as well as she would treat
one of her sons.
403
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,152
NIKKI: Mm-hmm.
404
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,612
Prison's like boarding school
I bet.
405
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,032
No, no, no, no, no,
it's much lovelier than that.
406
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,366
(NIKKI CHUCKLES)
407
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:14,916
It's not your article, darling.
408
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:18,045
They've turned your words
into a sad little interview.
409
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:22,049
♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
410
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,093
They fucked me.
411
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,722
Of course she lied to me.
412
00:22:41,651 --> 00:22:42,778
SELBY: Come on.
413
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,405
Come on, come, come, come.
414
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:53,038
Costello Jones says,
"I'm not ashamed to use my body
to pay the rent.
415
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,373
Sex work is real work."
416
00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,501
I never fucking said that.
417
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:05,342
Iris is gonna be so embarrassed.
418
00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,262
- God, I want a drink.
- Mm.
419
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:11,681
No, you don't.
420
00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:15,477
I'm 106-days sober,
is this my life now?
421
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,189
Why can't I have a glass of wine
like a normal human being?
422
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:22,234
Because, darling,
when you drink,
bad things happen.
423
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:28,657
I knew it was risky,
writing this.
424
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,494
Well, writing is
the most dangerous sport.
425
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:34,162
(CLEARS THROAT)
426
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:35,789
Do you want me
to have her whacked?
427
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,457
(CHUCKLES)
428
00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,210
Fuck her.
She's going in my novel,
429
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,546
and she's going
to be a fucking monster.
430
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,966
Yeah, well, the best revenge,
of course,
431
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,759
is winning the Man Booker Prize.
432
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:57,144
They would have done the same
to Jean Genet
433
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:58,895
if he had a cunt, wouldn't they?
434
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:01,982
(CHUCKLES) Undoubtedly.
435
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:08,488
GLORIA: Fuck her.
Just keep doing your writing.
436
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:12,117
- What you calling this book?
- Oh, fuck knows.
437
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:17,706
I need to get my head down,
finish it, find a publisher,
438
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,876
finally make Iris proud.
439
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,546
I gotta hand it to you,
you don't die easy.
440
00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,841
- Ooh.
- ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
441
00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:28,967
(SIGHS)
442
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,928
Why you are here? There's still
customers out there
443
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,055
with handfuls of coins
and cocks.
444
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:36,057
Oh! (SCOFFS)
445
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:38,560
Done for the night,
so I'll see you next week.
446
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,520
Get back on stage.
447
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,570
(CHUCKLES)
448
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:55,452
Okay then, get your hairy ass
out of here. You're fired.
449
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,412
GLORIA: Oh, she ain't got
no hairy ass.
450
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:59,706
And don't forget to take
your pussy with you.
451
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:02,167
- GLORIA:
And I ain't no pussy. Rude!
- (COSTELLO LAUGHS)
452
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:07,088
GLORIA: Do you think he's
got little man syndrome?
453
00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,591
- COSTELLO: Yeah.
- He's a bit of a weirdo.
454
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,093
RICHARD: Solidarity, sister.
455
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,180
As performative gestures go,
I've seen better.
456
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,308
- Seen better today.
- What's this?
457
00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,727
Uh, the photographer
from that thing.
458
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,729
Yeah, I-- I just wanted you
to know that, um,
459
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:25,398
I had no idea that Sophie
was going to fuck you over.
460
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,442
- COSTELLO: Hmm.
- I mean, it is fucking weird,
461
00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,152
but you've got
to hand it to him,
462
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:30,445
done a thing. (CHUCKLES)
463
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:34,741
Uh, would you like to grab
a coffee or something?
464
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:38,411
Do you pick up girls
outside peep shows often or--
465
00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:42,249
Uh, no. No, no, this--
this would be my first.
466
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,043
(CHUCKLES)
Well, he's good value, ain't he?
467
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,339
Okay, go on then.
468
00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,007
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah?
469
00:25:51,007 --> 00:25:55,136
Taking real risk with that one.
Big old mouth on her.
470
00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,138
And very mangled minge.
471
00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,933
Thank you for that, Konstantin.
472
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,268
RICHARD: Well, no one's perfect.
473
00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:04,437
♪ (“FAKE”
BY LOLA YOUNG PLAYING) ♪
474
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:06,773
♪ Everybody keeps telling me ♪
475
00:26:06,773 --> 00:26:08,233
(LAUGHTER)
476
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:11,820
♪ About the new magazines ♪
477
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:18,535
♪ And everybody keeps telling me
That I'd be lonely without it ♪
478
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,497
♪ And everybody
Keeps telling me ♪
479
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:27,168
♪ That I'd be broke
Without a penny to my name ♪
480
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:30,505
♪ And everybody
Keeps telling me ♪
481
00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:34,175
♪ That I'd be heartless
Without it... ♪
482
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:40,515
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
483
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,728
♪ (SONG CONCLUDES) ♪