1 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:12,809 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2 00:00:25,363 --> 00:00:26,489 {\an8}Madam. 3 00:00:43,548 --> 00:00:44,632 Selby? 4 00:00:44,632 --> 00:00:46,134 {\an8}♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 5 00:00:46,634 --> 00:00:47,677 {\an8}Mason. 6 00:00:49,345 --> 00:00:51,264 Out so soon. 7 00:00:51,264 --> 00:00:54,309 - How did you get in here? - MASON: You know me. 8 00:00:54,309 --> 00:00:55,518 Proper charmer. 9 00:00:56,561 --> 00:00:57,896 Hmm. 10 00:00:57,896 --> 00:01:02,525 - Where's my money? - Um... (CLICKS TONGUE) 11 00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:07,614 - I-- I don't have it. - You sure? 12 00:01:07,614 --> 00:01:09,783 Uh, 20K? I think I'd know, wouldn't I? 13 00:01:09,783 --> 00:01:12,577 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Um... 14 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:15,663 What's the rush? Uh, don't tell me. 15 00:01:15,663 --> 00:01:19,083 - Business opportunity? - MASON: Yeah, as it happens. 16 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:24,422 Stake in a bar. Acapulco. Sun, sea. 17 00:01:24,422 --> 00:01:26,174 - Fucking. - (CHUCKLES) 18 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:29,844 A convict on a beach is a story as old as time. 19 00:01:29,844 --> 00:01:32,305 It will go belly up and you know it. 20 00:01:32,305 --> 00:01:35,558 (SIGHS) That lovely little girl of yours. What's her name? 21 00:01:36,309 --> 00:01:38,019 - Iris, innit? - (TEA POURING) 22 00:01:38,019 --> 00:01:39,771 - (TEAPOT CLINKING) - Easy, boy. 23 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:43,024 I ain't to be trifled with. 24 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:45,693 I'm a rough cunt. Don't need to tell you that. 25 00:01:46,736 --> 00:01:48,196 Well, I know people, too. 26 00:01:49,322 --> 00:01:53,785 Yeah? Lived with you for a year, not one visitor. 27 00:01:55,036 --> 00:01:56,538 Ain't no one got your back. 28 00:01:57,789 --> 00:02:00,291 I just need time. 29 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:11,136 Forty-eight hours. (MUNCHES) 30 00:02:14,472 --> 00:02:17,684 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 31 00:02:20,854 --> 00:02:22,230 (SIGHS) 32 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:27,902 COMMENTATOR: ...and they're off out of the traps. 33 00:02:27,902 --> 00:02:30,405 It's traps three and four straight out as we thought, 34 00:02:30,405 --> 00:02:33,032 but it's the outsider Sammy Lee as he stretches ahead... 35 00:02:33,032 --> 00:02:34,993 Come on, Sammy Lee. Save my life. Save my life. 36 00:02:34,993 --> 00:02:37,161 COMMENTATOR: Oh! Oh. And Sammy Lee's down. 37 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:38,580 Sammy Lee is down. 38 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:40,540 That's most unusual, but the race goes on. 39 00:02:40,540 --> 00:02:41,708 Red Jack moving ahead... 40 00:02:41,708 --> 00:02:45,837 Fuck you, Sammy Lee. Fuck you. Fuck you. 41 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:47,213 Allegra? 42 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:49,757 Uh, Allegra. Allegra, I need a favor. 43 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:52,427 Yeah, would it hurt for you to call me mommy? 44 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:53,636 Very much. 45 00:02:54,721 --> 00:02:57,557 I did carry you for seven and a half months. 46 00:02:57,557 --> 00:02:58,766 FLORIAN SELBY: Oh, yes, I know. 47 00:02:58,766 --> 00:03:01,352 {\an8}Last month and a half was just too much, wasn't it? 48 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:03,313 {\an8}- Places to be. - If it's money you're after, 49 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,732 {\an8}- you can forget it. - Forget it then. 50 00:03:07,025 --> 00:03:08,484 {\an8}♪ (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 51 00:03:18,077 --> 00:03:19,120 {\an8}Oh, God. 52 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,164 {\an8}- SELBY: I'm in a spot of bother. - Yes. 53 00:03:21,164 --> 00:03:25,084 I don't suppose you could free up some of Daddy's cash. 54 00:03:25,084 --> 00:03:27,420 ALLEGRA: You know, I had such high hopes for you. 55 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:30,590 I thought you'd achieve fortune and acclaim, 56 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:31,758 thanks to your intellect. 57 00:03:31,758 --> 00:03:34,052 But instead, you've just dragged the family name 58 00:03:34,052 --> 00:03:35,720 - through the gutter. - More than Papa? 59 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,556 No, not more than your father, but you will. 60 00:03:38,556 --> 00:03:39,849 Certain of that. 61 00:03:39,849 --> 00:03:41,017 (CLICKS TONGUE) 62 00:03:42,226 --> 00:03:47,607 - Can I have some money, Mommy? - No, get a job. 63 00:03:47,607 --> 00:03:52,070 I mean, after all, you have been living here rent free, 64 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,279 haven't you? 65 00:03:53,279 --> 00:03:54,739 Isn't it time you actually thought 66 00:03:54,739 --> 00:03:58,785 of doing something... useful with your life? 67 00:03:58,785 --> 00:04:01,079 (CLICKS TONGUE) No. Um, you're right. 68 00:04:01,079 --> 00:04:03,665 You're right. I should, um-- 69 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:07,460 I should work high up in a bank, marry someone I despise, 70 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,253 have children I don't have time for, 71 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:10,964 get a little rent boy on the side 72 00:04:10,964 --> 00:04:12,548 before topping myself at 55. 73 00:04:12,548 --> 00:04:16,260 What a capital idea, Allegra. Have a wonderful day! 74 00:04:16,260 --> 00:04:18,763 Lady in here, 94. 75 00:04:18,763 --> 00:04:20,473 - (GROANS) - And even she's had more dick 76 00:04:20,473 --> 00:04:22,016 than you in the past decade. 77 00:04:22,016 --> 00:04:24,894 Well, Richard's cooking me dinner, so... 78 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,938 He picked you up outside a peep show. 79 00:04:26,938 --> 00:04:29,565 He's basically Travis Bickle with a friendship bracelet. 80 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:30,858 - (CHUCKLES) - Man's so worthy, 81 00:04:30,858 --> 00:04:32,777 - he gives me the pussy-shits. - (CHUCKLES) 82 00:04:32,777 --> 00:04:34,821 - He's just so... (IMITATES RETCHING) - COSTELLO JONES: Yeah, 83 00:04:34,821 --> 00:04:36,823 but it's time to stick some dick up there. 84 00:04:36,823 --> 00:04:38,658 GLORIA: Yes. 'Cause you haven't been laid 85 00:04:38,658 --> 00:04:40,326 since Whitney Houston died. 86 00:04:40,326 --> 00:04:42,620 - All right. - Mm-hmm. That's 2012. 87 00:04:42,620 --> 00:04:44,998 - ♪ (SONG PLAYING OVER RADIO) ♪ - No, Whit. 88 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:46,874 We will always love you. 89 00:04:46,874 --> 00:04:48,751 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 90 00:04:49,544 --> 00:04:51,129 - GLORIA: Aw... - All right? 91 00:04:51,963 --> 00:04:53,464 Totally fuckable. 92 00:04:58,136 --> 00:05:01,639 So, are you gonna sit on a dick tonight or what? 93 00:05:02,724 --> 00:05:05,935 I am, even if it kills me. 94 00:05:05,935 --> 00:05:07,812 What's the worst that could happen? 95 00:05:09,313 --> 00:05:10,356 (CHUCKLES) 96 00:05:10,356 --> 00:05:12,066 Not to alarm you, but honestly, 97 00:05:12,066 --> 00:05:14,152 you are going to fucking love this! 98 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:16,029 - Am I? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 99 00:05:16,029 --> 00:05:17,488 All the cool couples are doing it. 100 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:18,698 COSTELLO: Richard, I've had rapes 101 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:20,074 that began this way. 102 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:22,368 Ta-da! 103 00:05:22,368 --> 00:05:25,538 - (SIRENS WAILING) - (DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) 104 00:05:25,538 --> 00:05:26,956 I'm not gonna rape you. 105 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,460 Fancy a Thai green curry? 106 00:05:32,086 --> 00:05:33,129 Look... (CHUCKLES) 107 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:38,301 You know, they call me Robin Hood of the bins. 108 00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:41,846 It's all perfectly good stuff that they throw away. 109 00:05:42,930 --> 00:05:44,265 Come on, don't be a snob. 110 00:05:45,099 --> 00:05:46,225 Get in the bin. 111 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,603 Get fucked. 112 00:05:48,603 --> 00:05:50,188 I'm just trying to stop us burning alive 113 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:52,023 - on this dying planet. - COSTELLO: Mm. 114 00:05:52,982 --> 00:05:54,609 (EXHALES) It comforts me, Richard, 115 00:05:54,609 --> 00:05:57,320 to know we're in such safe hands with you. 116 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,155 - RICHARD: Hmm. - (SINGING VOICE APPROACHING) 117 00:05:59,155 --> 00:06:00,490 COSTELLO: Oh, fuck. 118 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:02,533 (VOICE VOCALIZING) 119 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:07,205 (SINGING) ♪ I was gambling in Havana ♪ 120 00:06:07,205 --> 00:06:09,999 You creepy little fucker. You tracked me, didn't you? 121 00:06:09,999 --> 00:06:11,667 I put trackers on all my friends' phones. 122 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:12,960 I care too much. 123 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,296 Anyway, the company you keep, you can't be too careful. 124 00:06:15,296 --> 00:06:17,757 - Where's Iris? - With Gloria. 125 00:06:17,757 --> 00:06:20,676 I'm on a date. (WHISPERS) Please fuck off. 126 00:06:20,676 --> 00:06:23,679 - Oh, on a date. She's on a date! - COSTELLO: No! Oh, God! 127 00:06:23,679 --> 00:06:26,516 - SELBY: On a date. - COSTELLO: No, no. 128 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,559 - With who, hmm? - (SIGHS) 129 00:06:29,310 --> 00:06:30,895 Hmm? (CHUCKLES) 130 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:33,898 Oh. 131 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:37,777 Well, you've picked some low-hanging fruit before, 132 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:39,112 - but this is ridiculous. - (CHUCKLES) 133 00:06:39,112 --> 00:06:41,572 He's in a bin. (SNICKERS) 134 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:44,450 Sorry, uh, Richard. This is Selby, a friend. 135 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:46,494 Uh, Selby. This is Richard. 136 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:49,122 - He's cooking me dinner. - SELBY: Hmm. 137 00:06:49,872 --> 00:06:51,624 Hello, mate. 138 00:06:51,624 --> 00:06:55,128 Hello. I can take you to dinner. The bin beast can join, too. 139 00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:56,671 Have you been to a restaurant before, Dickie? 140 00:06:56,671 --> 00:06:58,923 - Prezzo doesn't count. - COSTELLO: (GROANS) Ignore him. 141 00:06:58,923 --> 00:07:01,008 He a certified twat. It has been proven. 142 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:03,845 (SELBY AND RICHARD CHUCKLE) 143 00:07:03,845 --> 00:07:05,346 - Come on. - Okay. 144 00:07:05,346 --> 00:07:07,181 - SELBY: (CHUCKLES) Good. - (CLICKS TONGUE) 145 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:11,686 - Cockblocking 'cause you care, are we? - (CHUCKLES) 146 00:07:11,686 --> 00:07:14,522 - Thank you very much for that. - Come on, Dick! 147 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:16,732 - (CHUCKLING) Oh, my God. - (SELBY CHUCKLES) 148 00:07:16,732 --> 00:07:18,359 (COSTELLO CHUCKLES) Stop. 149 00:07:19,318 --> 00:07:20,778 ♪ (POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS) ♪ 150 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:22,446 IRIS JONES: She's out with a man, you know? 151 00:07:22,446 --> 00:07:23,739 GLORIA: It's just a date. 152 00:07:23,739 --> 00:07:26,993 I don't know like men. I think they're disgusting. 153 00:07:26,993 --> 00:07:28,870 Some are all right. 154 00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:31,581 Paul will be here soon, you'll like him. 155 00:07:33,207 --> 00:07:35,543 - Aunty G, what's a whore? - What? 156 00:07:36,878 --> 00:07:40,214 (CHUCKLES) Oh, okay. Um... 157 00:07:40,214 --> 00:07:44,051 Moll Flanders, official whore. Wore it proudly. 158 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:47,305 Divine Brown, iconic whore. 159 00:07:47,305 --> 00:07:51,475 Julia Roberts played a whore in the film Pretty Woman. 160 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:54,228 Made every girl wanna to be one. (CHUCKLES) 161 00:07:54,228 --> 00:07:58,983 Billie Piper, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, ITV whore. 162 00:07:58,983 --> 00:08:04,113 And that's the four whores of the apocalypse. (GRUNTS) 163 00:08:05,698 --> 00:08:09,035 - (CHUCKLES) - (SIGHS) 164 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,746 So, is Mom a whore? 165 00:08:11,746 --> 00:08:13,831 Your mom's definitely not a whore. 166 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:15,374 If anything, she's the opposite of one. 167 00:08:15,374 --> 00:08:16,542 Why do you ask? 168 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:19,879 Ava said that her mom saw my mom in the newspaper 169 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:22,298 bragging about being a whore. 170 00:08:22,298 --> 00:08:24,467 Yeah, that definitely didn't happen. 171 00:08:25,468 --> 00:08:26,969 - Okay. - GLORIA: Come on. 172 00:08:29,263 --> 00:08:32,850 Who's Ava? Is she a friend of yours? 173 00:08:33,601 --> 00:08:35,228 She controls the playground. 174 00:08:35,228 --> 00:08:37,146 I mean, she's excited about coming around 175 00:08:37,146 --> 00:08:38,147 for a playdate, though. 176 00:08:38,147 --> 00:08:40,608 She's never been to a "whore house." 177 00:08:40,608 --> 00:08:42,693 Next time I pick you up from school, 178 00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:44,153 you point her out to me. 179 00:08:45,488 --> 00:08:46,781 I'll sort her out. 180 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:53,454 (IMITATES GURGLING) 181 00:08:54,789 --> 00:08:56,290 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 182 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:58,626 SELBY: It's just such a shame you should meet Costello 183 00:08:58,626 --> 00:09:02,338 during one of her sober periods. She's usually a lot more fun. 184 00:09:02,338 --> 00:09:03,714 - (SCOFFS) - RICHARD: What? 185 00:09:03,714 --> 00:09:06,092 Just look at her. She's fun. 186 00:09:10,888 --> 00:09:12,515 Oh. 187 00:09:12,515 --> 00:09:16,143 Don't be disheartened, Dick. She always pushes people away. 188 00:09:16,143 --> 00:09:18,396 You just hang in there, my boy. 189 00:09:19,438 --> 00:09:22,650 - Known each other long? - Since university. 190 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:26,112 Yes, that was where I first hit you, wasn't it? 191 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:29,782 (GROANS) You call it a hit, you left a tiny graze. 192 00:09:29,782 --> 00:09:33,286 - It was a significant bruise. - I punched him once. 193 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:34,912 - SELBY: Oh, she did. - (CHUCKLES) 194 00:09:37,748 --> 00:09:40,001 - Were you together? - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 195 00:09:40,001 --> 00:09:42,336 Dickie! No! 196 00:09:42,336 --> 00:09:45,923 No. I'm not a bi, or a pan, or a fluid. 197 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:48,009 I picked a side and I stuck through it. 198 00:09:48,009 --> 00:09:50,886 I'm a classical homosexual. 199 00:09:50,886 --> 00:09:55,349 - God, you are so drunk. - And you can do better than him. 200 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:59,186 Yeah, of course, I can. But, you know, times are tough. 201 00:09:59,186 --> 00:10:02,189 Ah, she says it is as it is. Oh, I love that. 202 00:10:03,024 --> 00:10:04,108 Mm. 203 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:06,694 Oh. 204 00:10:08,654 --> 00:10:10,614 I hear she hasn't had sex in a decade. 205 00:10:10,614 --> 00:10:12,074 - Oh, my God. - Well, 206 00:10:12,074 --> 00:10:14,493 tonight's your lucky night, Dickie boy. 207 00:10:14,493 --> 00:10:18,289 You've won the fuck lottery and it's a rollover. 208 00:10:20,082 --> 00:10:22,752 You know, I think you two have got a very toxic relationship. 209 00:10:24,503 --> 00:10:25,838 Thank you very much. 210 00:10:27,423 --> 00:10:28,466 I do. 211 00:10:30,301 --> 00:10:33,888 So, Mom got cancer, she died and then Dad fucked off. 212 00:10:33,888 --> 00:10:35,389 Then it was care home, to care home, 213 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:37,224 to care home, to foster home, 214 00:10:37,224 --> 00:10:40,061 and then back to care home. But I never got nonced. 215 00:10:40,686 --> 00:10:41,771 Silver lining? 216 00:10:43,189 --> 00:10:44,315 You? 217 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,152 Well, my mom walked out on us when I was eight 218 00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:49,695 and I haven't heard from her since. 219 00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:52,990 And you've met my dad. Big man in the community. 220 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:55,409 Always disappointed in me. 221 00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,119 That shit messes with your head, mate. 222 00:10:57,119 --> 00:10:58,371 I just get on with it. 223 00:10:59,497 --> 00:11:01,374 - Respect. - (CHUCKLES) 224 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,460 I don't normally meet women like you. 225 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:06,379 I bet you don't. 226 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:10,925 (PAUL KISSES) 227 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,474 - Do you mind if I join her? - Knock yourself out. 228 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,353 - Don't go anywhere. - I'm right here. 229 00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:24,271 We're gonna dance like no one's watching. 230 00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:25,481 GLORIA: Please don't do that. 231 00:11:25,481 --> 00:11:27,817 People are watching and they've seen us together. 232 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:28,984 (COIN RATTLING) 233 00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:32,571 - (CHUCKLES) - Step aside. Watch and learn. 234 00:11:32,571 --> 00:11:34,323 VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER: Are you ready? 235 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:36,409 - Let's go. - All right! 236 00:11:36,409 --> 00:11:38,369 (TOILET FLUSHING) 237 00:11:38,369 --> 00:11:43,207 He is a ridiculous man. A poverty voyeur... 238 00:11:44,917 --> 00:11:46,836 who just wants his grubby little experience, 239 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:50,673 a glimpse of the tampon string, to spend the night in a flat 240 00:11:50,673 --> 00:11:52,675 with a pay-as-you-go electricity meter. 241 00:11:52,675 --> 00:11:54,760 COSTELLO: You'll never let me meet anyone. 242 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:57,304 - He's a fucking pervert! - So are you! 243 00:11:57,304 --> 00:11:59,390 Yes, but in a normal way! 244 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:10,651 Whatever happens with this twat or any other twat... 245 00:12:11,735 --> 00:12:13,737 just don't take Iris away from me. 246 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:18,159 - I'd never do that to you. - Hmm. 247 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:21,704 Don't fuck him. 248 00:12:21,704 --> 00:12:25,124 He's using you. You give him authenticity. 249 00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:28,127 I'm gonna give him a hand job and a blowjob. 250 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:29,336 - (URINE TRICKLING) - Oh, my God. 251 00:12:29,336 --> 00:12:31,380 Don't put bin cock in your mouth. 252 00:12:31,380 --> 00:12:32,548 You're better than that! 253 00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:34,091 ♪ ("JANE SAYS" BY JANE'S ADDICTION PLAYING) ♪ 254 00:12:34,091 --> 00:12:38,637 ♪ Jane says I'm done with Sergio... ♪ 255 00:12:41,348 --> 00:12:42,892 You feel like Louis Theroux 256 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,353 on one of his weird weekends, don't you? 257 00:12:46,353 --> 00:12:50,274 - How the other half live! - Stop it. I don't. 258 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:52,776 I like you. 259 00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:57,490 ♪ Says I don't owe Him nothing ♪ 260 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:00,159 ♪ But if he come back again... ♪ 261 00:13:00,159 --> 00:13:02,828 - (SOFTLY) I'm scared. - About the... 262 00:13:03,579 --> 00:13:05,456 We don't have to do it tonight. 263 00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:13,714 (COSTELLO MOANS) 264 00:13:19,512 --> 00:13:21,972 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 265 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,308 Would you like me to finger you gently? 266 00:13:24,308 --> 00:13:25,518 (COSTELLO MOANS SOFTLY) 267 00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:35,110 - Can you feel the scars? - Yeah, I like them. 268 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:37,196 - Is it baggy down there? - Oh, no, it's tight. 269 00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:40,032 - Really? How tight? - Tight as... (EXHALES DEEPLY) 270 00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:43,077 Tight as Norway's fiscal policy. 271 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:47,331 Tight as the bond between Fidel and Che. 272 00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,250 (BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY) 273 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,627 Tight as the mental health budget 274 00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:53,337 - in this country. - (CHUCKLES) 275 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:54,588 Which is an utter scandal. 276 00:14:02,846 --> 00:14:05,975 - Do I have your consent? - (SCOFFS) 277 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:09,436 God, I've been looking forward to this for such a long time. 278 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,399 Come here, baby girl. 279 00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:18,737 (MOANS) 280 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:22,825 - I didn't even... - (RICHARD MOANS SOFTLY) 281 00:14:22,825 --> 00:14:24,827 - ...touch it. - Yeah. 282 00:14:26,161 --> 00:14:28,205 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) - (SIGHS) 283 00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:35,879 Oh, I'm a bit embarrassed. 284 00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:03,073 (KISSES, BREATHES DEEPLY) Would you like to cry? 285 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,701 Mm, no, I wouldn't. 286 00:15:08,662 --> 00:15:10,205 Would you mind if I do? 287 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:14,084 (SOBS, SNIFFLES) 288 00:15:15,878 --> 00:15:19,548 - (KISSES) - ♪ (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 289 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:34,021 (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) 290 00:15:34,021 --> 00:15:35,189 (DOOR LOCKING) 291 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,865 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Yep, give me a second. (GROANS) 292 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:56,627 Come on. (INHALES) 293 00:15:56,627 --> 00:15:58,420 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - Yep. 294 00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:01,006 Come on, help a man out. 295 00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:02,925 - (GROANS) - MASON: Hunting for cock? 296 00:16:02,925 --> 00:16:05,052 Thought you'd be looking for my money. 297 00:16:05,052 --> 00:16:07,554 - You fucking should be. - (GROANS) Mason, get off. 298 00:16:07,554 --> 00:16:09,932 The money is coming. (YELPS) 299 00:16:09,932 --> 00:16:13,018 - (CHUCKLES) Let's go get it then. - (SELBY GROANS) 300 00:16:13,018 --> 00:16:16,355 - You're not even hard. - Oh, fuck. 301 00:16:16,355 --> 00:16:18,691 - (DOOR CREAKS) - SELBY: (GROANS) Fuck. 302 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,278 (EXHALES) 303 00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,409 (SIGHS) 304 00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:32,621 (RICHARD BREATHES HEAVILY) 305 00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:36,625 (RHYTHMIC POUNDING) 306 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,794 (MOANS) 307 00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:42,506 (CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY) (POUNDING CONTINUES) 308 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:46,927 Hey. Oh, give us another chance. 309 00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:48,679 Oh, dear. 310 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,848 Get the fuck out. 311 00:16:52,516 --> 00:16:55,561 Come on, Louis CK. Out you get. 312 00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:58,021 C'mon, not the L word, that's-- that's unfair. 313 00:16:58,522 --> 00:17:00,816 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 314 00:17:00,816 --> 00:17:02,693 RICHARD: Right then. It has come to my attention 315 00:17:02,693 --> 00:17:05,863 that I have indulged in behavior that some find inappropriate. 316 00:17:11,618 --> 00:17:13,370 Well, what am I meant to do with this? 317 00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,708 Take it with you, I presume. 318 00:17:21,837 --> 00:17:22,880 Yeah. 319 00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:29,511 You know I'm better than you, right? 320 00:17:29,511 --> 00:17:31,180 Yeah, I know. 321 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:42,983 (SIGHS, BREATHES DEEPLY) 322 00:17:58,624 --> 00:18:02,711 - (MAIL THUDS AGAINST FLOOR) - ♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 323 00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:28,487 GLORIA: So, was his dick in you at any point? 324 00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,113 ♪ (R&B MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) ♪ 325 00:18:30,113 --> 00:18:33,158 Well, then it doesn't count. The losing streak continues. 326 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:38,205 Thank you for looking after Iris, though. 327 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:39,832 Did you and Paul have fun with her? 328 00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:42,125 Of course. I'm her Auntie G. 329 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,086 COSTELLO: Can I ask another favor? 330 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:47,005 Would you be able to pick Iris up from school later? 331 00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:49,675 - Please? - Why don't you ask Florian Selby 332 00:18:49,675 --> 00:18:51,969 since you spend all your time with him? 333 00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,554 I looked after you when he was locked up. 334 00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:55,139 But now, he's out, I don't ever see you. 335 00:18:55,139 --> 00:18:56,390 You know I need to work. 336 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:59,393 No, you need to talk to Iris about her friend Ava. 337 00:18:59,393 --> 00:19:01,061 She's been telling her you're a whore 338 00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,479 ever since the article came out. 339 00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:05,524 (GROANS) And I've got to face the moms at school. Fuck's sake. 340 00:19:05,524 --> 00:19:07,943 All right, I'll sort it. 341 00:19:07,943 --> 00:19:10,445 Ava's coming over for a playdate. 342 00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:13,490 Um, can you pick her up later as well? 343 00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:15,534 - I feel like your employee. - And I'll be back 344 00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:19,037 - to give them both dinner. - You owe me big time! 345 00:19:19,037 --> 00:19:22,833 - (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 346 00:19:31,383 --> 00:19:34,428 Mason is a friend I made in prison. 347 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:37,890 Uh, this is all very embarrassing, 348 00:19:37,890 --> 00:19:39,308 but I have every reason to believe 349 00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,727 he's a very dangerous man. 350 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,031 And I appear to have found myself 351 00:19:54,031 --> 00:19:56,408 owing him a rather large sum of money. 352 00:19:56,408 --> 00:19:58,535 So, I throw myself at your mercy. 353 00:19:58,535 --> 00:20:02,831 Please pay him or I fear he may hurt me. 354 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:06,793 He's right, Allegra, I'm a very serious individual. 355 00:20:06,793 --> 00:20:09,421 He won't look so pretty when I'm finished with him. 356 00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:12,758 Mason, I've never been pretty, but I am fucking stylish, 357 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:14,509 and you'll never knock that out of me. 358 00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:17,930 How much? 359 00:20:18,722 --> 00:20:20,223 Twenty grand. 360 00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:23,226 But I had to chase him, so let's make it 30. 361 00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:28,857 ALLEGRA: This... 362 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:31,777 is coming out of your inheritance. 363 00:20:31,777 --> 00:20:33,695 How long will I have to wait for that? 364 00:20:36,865 --> 00:20:38,700 Twenty grand and not a penny more. 365 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:40,035 - Uh, I want cash. - You will get 366 00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:42,120 - what you're given. - What if it bounces? 367 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,164 I haven't bounced a check... 368 00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:48,210 since Black Monday 1987, actually. 369 00:21:11,441 --> 00:21:12,776 I like her. 370 00:21:12,776 --> 00:21:15,320 - She's got spirit. - Bugger off. 371 00:21:21,243 --> 00:21:22,452 You can pack your bags. 372 00:21:22,452 --> 00:21:25,455 The house in Bruton is empty, you can go and stay there. 373 00:21:28,667 --> 00:21:30,544 You'll continue to receive your allowance, 374 00:21:30,544 --> 00:21:32,462 but not a penny more. You can go tonight. 375 00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:39,553 ♪ (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 376 00:21:39,553 --> 00:21:41,972 COSTELLO: Didn't even like him really. 377 00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:46,268 But I've been on my own since Iris was born. 378 00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:48,937 I just wanted to feel attractive. 379 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,731 LENNY WILSON: That's understandable. 380 00:21:50,731 --> 00:21:52,524 You're still a young woman. 381 00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:54,735 Was he up to the job? 382 00:21:54,735 --> 00:21:56,528 He came on his feet, Lenny. 383 00:21:56,528 --> 00:21:57,988 - (GROANS) - (COSTELLO CHUCKLES) 384 00:21:57,988 --> 00:22:00,407 Oh, boys these days. 385 00:22:00,407 --> 00:22:03,201 Never been further away from being men. 386 00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:05,120 COSTELLO: Mm-hmm. 387 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:09,541 (GROANS) I got a card from Mom. She posted it through my door. 388 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:11,918 That can't be good. 389 00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:17,090 The past never stops chasing. Fuck's sake. 390 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,468 LENNY: That's the funny thing about the past. 391 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,763 No matter where you go, it's always fucking there. 392 00:22:22,763 --> 00:22:25,766 (CHUCKLES) Better get used to it then. 393 00:22:26,808 --> 00:22:28,393 - Thanks, darling. - (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 394 00:22:29,394 --> 00:22:30,771 - (GROANS) - LENNY: You know, 395 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:34,316 you can tell a lot about a woman when you look between her legs. 396 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:37,694 I've always believed a hairy hole 397 00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:40,655 - is the real window to the soul. - (CHUCKLES) 398 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,450 How is it looking down there? 399 00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:46,244 Um, messy, 400 00:22:47,329 --> 00:22:49,623 but magnificent. 401 00:22:49,623 --> 00:22:50,832 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 402 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:53,168 COSTELLO: Oh. 403 00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:55,712 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 404 00:22:55,712 --> 00:22:59,007 - (SIREN WALING IN DISTANCE) - (DOG BARKING) 405 00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:07,891 - IRIS: (CRYING) Leave me alone. - (DOOR CLOSING) 406 00:23:09,768 --> 00:23:11,144 She's pissed off with me. 407 00:23:12,938 --> 00:23:14,648 Iris, you okay, darling? 408 00:23:14,648 --> 00:23:16,942 IRIS: I'm never going back to that school again. 409 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,652 Come out, bubba. 410 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:20,278 GLORIA: Iris, I was just trying to help. 411 00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:22,280 - IRIS: You made me look so stupid. - What is it? 412 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,658 Told Ava's mom she was a silly boring bitch. 413 00:23:24,658 --> 00:23:26,159 She's going around telling everyone 414 00:23:26,159 --> 00:23:28,286 that you're a whore. And it's hurting Iris. 415 00:23:28,286 --> 00:23:30,122 Someone had to tell her to shut her mouth, 416 00:23:30,122 --> 00:23:32,958 - They're laughing at you. - I told you I was gonna do it. 417 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,668 Now you just made it worse. 418 00:23:34,668 --> 00:23:37,796 If it were Florian Selby, you would have wet yourself. 419 00:23:37,796 --> 00:23:40,298 Yeah, but you're not him, are you? 420 00:23:40,298 --> 00:23:43,009 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - COSTELLO: Honey. Bubba. 421 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:46,221 Iris, I love you. 422 00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:50,267 (DOOR UNLOCKING) 423 00:23:50,267 --> 00:23:51,560 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 424 00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:57,566 It's okay, baby. She's gone. 425 00:23:58,608 --> 00:23:59,651 Come out. 426 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:02,863 Hey! 427 00:24:04,739 --> 00:24:05,782 Hey. 428 00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:09,703 Everything's gonna be okay. 429 00:24:09,703 --> 00:24:10,996 - (SNIFFLES) - Okay? 430 00:24:10,996 --> 00:24:12,164 Mm-hmm. 431 00:24:13,331 --> 00:24:14,374 (KISSES) 432 00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,668 Pinky promise. 433 00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:18,962 Pinky promise. 434 00:24:18,962 --> 00:24:21,339 But wou-- would you ever lie to me? 435 00:24:21,339 --> 00:24:24,217 Yeah, of course, I would, I love ya. 436 00:24:26,178 --> 00:24:28,680 (KISSES) 437 00:24:38,815 --> 00:24:41,193 (COSTELLO BREATHES DEEPLY) 438 00:24:44,196 --> 00:24:46,740 - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - (DOOR OPENING) 439 00:24:49,242 --> 00:24:50,452 SELBY: Are you angry? 440 00:24:54,206 --> 00:24:55,373 You're really angry. 441 00:24:56,541 --> 00:24:58,710 - Here. - I am angry. 442 00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:02,297 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON STREET) 443 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,008 (EXHALES) 444 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:09,971 Then you'll be pleased to know I'm leaving. 445 00:25:09,971 --> 00:25:13,266 - Where are you going? - Bruton bound. 446 00:25:13,266 --> 00:25:16,186 - I leave now. - COSTELLO: Don't be a dickhead. 447 00:25:16,186 --> 00:25:20,524 You can't just leave. You're on license. 448 00:25:20,524 --> 00:25:21,983 They'll recall you back to prison. 449 00:25:21,983 --> 00:25:24,736 No. Lucky for me, there's damaged men everywhere. 450 00:25:24,736 --> 00:25:28,198 - It's all been arranged. - You can't-- you can't go. 451 00:25:45,757 --> 00:25:46,841 She came here. 452 00:25:49,261 --> 00:25:50,595 Did you see her? 453 00:25:52,514 --> 00:25:54,391 Okay, that's it. We're gonna go and see her right now, 454 00:25:54,391 --> 00:25:56,434 - and put an end to this. - No. I don't want to. 455 00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:59,062 It's time. It's time now to finally face her. 456 00:25:59,062 --> 00:26:00,647 Look, I will. I will. 457 00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:03,566 Just not today, yeah, please? 458 00:26:03,566 --> 00:26:05,068 - Selby, just-- - Okay. 459 00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:11,866 You're not safe here. 460 00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,536 (SNIFFLES) No. 461 00:26:16,454 --> 00:26:17,622 I know. 462 00:26:17,622 --> 00:26:20,083 I've spent my whole life running from her. 463 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:22,752 I don't-- I just-- (SIGHS) 464 00:26:23,253 --> 00:26:24,462 Come with me. 465 00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:26,840 Come with me. 466 00:26:27,757 --> 00:26:29,134 We could live... 467 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:30,969 some kind of life. 468 00:26:30,969 --> 00:26:34,139 You could write all day, I could work. Can you imagine? 469 00:26:35,807 --> 00:26:37,183 What about Iris? 470 00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:39,102 She can-- I'll-- I'll adopt her. 471 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,856 I'll adopt her. She'll go to a great fucking school. 472 00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:44,482 And I'll adopt her! 473 00:26:44,482 --> 00:26:46,276 - This is insane. - Hmm. 474 00:26:47,110 --> 00:26:49,154 But we could, I could, 475 00:26:49,154 --> 00:26:50,989 - we could, we could live-- - If you-- 476 00:26:50,989 --> 00:26:52,991 If that's what Iris would like, 477 00:26:52,991 --> 00:26:55,243 I would love that, obviously. Ask her. Ask her! 478 00:26:55,243 --> 00:26:56,995 - Ask her, ask her, ask her. - Okay. 479 00:26:56,995 --> 00:27:00,165 ♪ (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 480 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:02,876 COSTELLO: Iris? Iris? Bubba? 481 00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:06,963 - Is it a big house? - COSTELLO: Hmm. 482 00:27:07,881 --> 00:27:10,383 Can we have like, AGAs and... 483 00:27:11,092 --> 00:27:12,844 can we get new rugs, 484 00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:17,015 and can I go to a new school, where nobody knows me? 485 00:27:17,015 --> 00:27:18,433 Yes, bubba. 486 00:27:19,851 --> 00:27:21,144 We're gonna start again. 487 00:27:22,145 --> 00:27:24,481 It's all gonna be normal and all right. 488 00:27:29,736 --> 00:27:30,945 IRIS: Selby. (CHUCKLES) 489 00:27:30,945 --> 00:27:34,699 - ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (SELBY GROANS, CHUCKLES) 490 00:27:34,699 --> 00:27:38,119 ♪ ("LITTLE MASCARA" BY THE REPLACEMENTS PLAYING) ♪ 491 00:27:40,455 --> 00:27:42,749 - Milady. - (GASPS) Thank you. 492 00:27:42,749 --> 00:27:44,084 Ah, thanking you. 493 00:27:45,293 --> 00:27:49,089 ♪ You and I fall together ♪ 494 00:27:49,089 --> 00:27:52,675 ♪ You and I sleep alone ♪ 495 00:27:52,675 --> 00:27:55,178 ♪ After all Things might be better... ♪ 496 00:27:55,178 --> 00:27:56,805 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 497 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,891 ♪ After one, and there's one That's long gone ♪ 498 00:27:59,891 --> 00:28:03,436 ♪ For the moon You keep shootin' ♪ 499 00:28:03,436 --> 00:28:06,898 ♪ Throw your rope up In the air ♪ 500 00:28:06,898 --> 00:28:10,068 ♪ For the kids You stay together ♪ 501 00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:13,905 ♪ You nap 'em and you slap 'em In a highchair ♪ 502 00:28:13,905 --> 00:28:20,912 ♪ All you ever wanted Was someone to take care of ya ♪ 503 00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:24,582 ♪ All you're ever losin' is ♪ 504 00:28:26,167 --> 00:28:29,129 ♪ A little mascara ♪ 505 00:28:30,004 --> 00:28:43,059 ♪ A little mascara ♪ 506 00:28:43,935 --> 00:28:45,979 {\an8}♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪