1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,959 Dear Lord, I know you can hear me. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,119 It's Jade Mary Megan James, the one from Carshalton. 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,319 Give us the strength 4 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,839 not to become them stereotypical weak bitches 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,119 who live in refuges, 6 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:13,119 like the pathetic ones you see on telly 7 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:15,599 crying, with limp, lifeless hair. 8 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,759 DRILLING NEARBY 9 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,599 Now you ask the Lord for salvation. 10 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,919 Go on, ask him for something deep in your heart. 11 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,439 COSTELLO: Oh...um... 12 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,559 Fucking ask him! He ain't got all day! 13 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,759 COSTELLO SIGHS 14 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,719 Um... 15 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,479 Dear Lord, please give me and Iris 16 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:35,799 a council flat in London. 17 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,399 Why are you obsessed with London? It's shit. 18 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,799 That's where we're from. 19 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,479 You came here from a great big country house. Hypocrite much? 20 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:45,359 Too right if a mansion's on offer, 21 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,079 but if I'm being thrown to some slum, 22 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,759 it'd better be in the centre of the universe, which is London. 23 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,759 Yeah. Deliver, Jesus, and hear my prayer for Costello, 24 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,119 whose daughter hates her. 25 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,799 No, she doesn't. There's vibes. 26 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,239 No, she hates her new school, 27 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,319 this place and that fucking noise! Yes. 28 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,079 Heavenly father, silence the greedy folk next door. 29 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,279 Cast them into the furnace, 30 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,559 burn them alive in their pashminas. 31 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,280 Lead them to damnation. Thanks, God. Bye. 32 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,720 You ask a lot of him. 33 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,599 I thought Jesus liked women who help themselves. 34 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,880 Oh, yeah. Jesus loves a hustler. 35 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,919 What are you doing for money? 36 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,559 Wanna earn some cash? 37 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:29,639 Doing what? 38 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,439 Webcamming and shit. 39 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,519 Hmm, don't really want to fuck Serena off. 40 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,360 Bitch. It's your funeral. 41 00:01:39,960 --> 00:01:41,600 LINE RINGS 42 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,879 VOICEMAIL: All right, it's Costello Jones. 43 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,199 I don't owe you any fucking money, but, go on, 44 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,159 leave a message. BEEP 45 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,359 Day 12 in Bedlam for me, 46 00:01:56,360 --> 00:02:00,559 and you'll be pleased to hear I've bounced back somewhat, 47 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,999 and I'm willing to concede there's a 10% chance 48 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,439 I'm the full nutty. 49 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:08,119 So, rest assured, I'm giving my time here 50 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,640 the full college try. 51 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:15,439 I think you might even enjoy my little updates, 52 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,400 like postcards from a demented island. 53 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,960 And I'm even making friends here. 54 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,959 Met an interesting... thing called Frida. 55 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,000 She helps pass the time. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,560 Do you think you could come and visit? 57 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,480 I feel like you owe me that, at least. 58 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,360 Give Iris a kiss from me. 59 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:58,599 In all the food banks in all the world... 60 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:00,480 ..if it isn't Costello Jones. 61 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,120 RICHARD: Hey. 62 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,199 Heard you moved to the country with Selby. 63 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,039 Yeah, I'm back now, so... Probably for the best. 64 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:24,839 He's a total knob, isn't he? 65 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:28,040 He's my best friend, and you know nothing about him. 66 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,920 Come on, let's get you some food. 67 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,640 A bit presumptuous, aren't we? I'm here to volunteer. 68 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,359 I can do weekday mornings or... 69 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,879 RICHARD LAUGHS 70 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,519 Oh. 71 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,999 Hmm. OK, er... Great. 72 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,559 HE LAUGHS AGAIN 73 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,999 Well, in that case, follow me, 74 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,399 and I'll show you how food banking's done. 75 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,319 OK. FRENCH ACCENT: Donations! 76 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,719 Mm-hm. This is the packing station. 77 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,719 Fresh goods here. Eggs, free range. 78 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,959 Hello, mate. 79 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:08,319 TV: And this is absolutely stunning... 80 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,199 SELBY SHUFFLES CARDS 81 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,039 ..and we're happy to give away 20. 82 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,239 I mean, what's the one thing that you've got loads of 83 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,079 but you can always use more of? That's right - black shirts. 84 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:21,919 I must have 40 at home. 85 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,480 I really must... 86 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,240 I know what's wrong with you. 87 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,439 I know what's wrong with everyone in here. 88 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,280 I'd be a psychiatrist if they let me out. 89 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,119 Well, given you were elbow deep in your vagina earlier, 90 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,079 I think you'd make a wonderful psychiatrist. 91 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:48,160 See him? Schizoid personality disorder. I can tell. 92 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,280 And check out the nurse. 93 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:55,040 Avoidant personality disorder. 94 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:06,679 Narcissistic personality disorder. 95 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,439 I 100% know that, cos me grandad was the same. 96 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:10,679 And what is wrong with you? 97 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:13,399 Borderline personality disorder. 98 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,999 And I've been anorexic since I was eight, 99 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,879 ADHD since I was 11, 100 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:22,600 and complex PTSD since, like, for ever. 101 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,200 Gosh, you're quite the collector. 102 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,119 I've been watching you since you got here. 103 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,439 I've got you sussed. 104 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,520 Are you ready for my diagnosis? 105 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,279 If you must. 106 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,039 Antisocial personality disorder. 107 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,079 All of your relationships have been violent. 108 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,479 And you've got big daddy issues. 109 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,520 SLAMS CARDS DOWN Am I right? 110 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,119 Well, you can be the judge of that when I tell you 111 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,599 that I want to grab your stupid little head 112 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,400 and ram it into that cunting television. 113 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,840 That's it. There's only 21... 114 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,879 I've been holding out for a miscarriage, 115 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,719 but it's still up there. 116 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:18,039 You've never been very lucky, have you? 117 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,479 Did you ever think about getting rid of Iris? 118 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:22,319 Never. As soon as I found out, 119 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,639 I knew I was going to take my baby and run. 120 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:27,759 I ain't as strong as you. I can't do this on my own. 121 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,919 I'm not strong. I ain't doing it with Paul. 122 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:32,519 No. No choice but to abort. 123 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,279 Well, it sounds like you need to get rid of him, not the kid. 124 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:38,239 I tried to break up with him, like, three times. 125 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,719 COSTELLO: Pity you can't abort 50-year-old men. 126 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:44,600 I could call him and tell him that you've... died. 127 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:48,160 BOTH LAUGH 128 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,399 Selby called me for the first time today 129 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,719 and wants me to visit. 130 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,759 Don't you fucking dare! 131 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,479 I was so relieved. I thought he hated me. I miss him, G. 132 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,159 I think you'll find that's nostalgia talking. 133 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,640 Look, what you need is a distraction. 134 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,640 Will you have this abortion with me? 135 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,279 I've been waiting years for you to ask that. 136 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,719 If I do it. 137 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:17,559 I mean, I'm probably gonna do it. 138 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,360 I'm gonna do it. 139 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,039 Maybe. 140 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,120 COSTELLO: Bubba, please. What can I do to stop you hating me? 141 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,159 Nothing. You and Selby messed up. 142 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,520 Why should I have to live this crappy life? 143 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,239 Costello! I ned a word. 144 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,960 Iris, go upstairs and do your homework. 145 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,160 Or just put me up for adoption, why don't you? 146 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,639 Iris! 147 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,040 MOCKING: Iris, Iris! 148 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,359 It's a joy to see you at communal prayer each morning. 149 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,079 Yeah, well, it is mandatory, Serena. 150 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:04,039 But I've been a good girl. No contact with Selby. 151 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,959 God rewards the good. 152 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,239 No men, no work. Started volunteering at the food bank. 153 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,039 All of this is good, good, good. 154 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,479 Now, I need to talk to you about an organisation 155 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,919 we work with who house wayward mothers. 156 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,919 I know it's quick, and you've barely settled in, 157 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:21,039 but we have found you and Iris your forever home. 158 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:22,079 Here? 159 00:08:22,080 --> 00:08:23,319 In London? 160 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,759 Er, let's see. Two bedrooms. 161 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,599 Balcony. By the sea. Thanet! 162 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,959 Oh, the Lord giveth. 163 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,279 Am I fuck moving to Thanet! 164 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,519 And the Lord taketh away. 165 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,279 I've been a good person for 12 days now, 166 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:35,879 and I'm not a good person, Serena. 167 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,759 I've been pretending, and I am exhausted, 168 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,159 and now I'm being shat on. 169 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,079 The Lord moves in mysterious ways. 170 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,639 Serena, the Lord is a knob. 171 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,599 And if the Lord thinks that I'm leaving London, 172 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:47,879 he can go fuck himself. 173 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:50,999 "Your murderers come with smiles, 174 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,319 "they come as your friends." 175 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,999 That's... That's not even the Bible. 176 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,559 That is GoodFellas. 177 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,959 You're getting your gospels all mixed up. This is just... 178 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,759 What, so you're chucking me out now? 179 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,399 No. Why would I do that? 180 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,479 The Government give me 600 quid a week to keep you here. 181 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,640 Oh... Capitalism! 182 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,160 The real religion of the 21st century! 183 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:14,480 Hallelujah! 184 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,879 Huh. 185 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,359 This is going to be my last shift today. 186 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,679 I need a job that pays. I need to get a private flat. 187 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:24,879 What about the refuge? 188 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,319 Oh, I've got six months there, but the clock is ticking 189 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,320 before they kick me to the council, who will fuck me. 190 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,159 Well, is there anything I can do? 191 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,679 How much money have you got on you right now? 192 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:36,920 Er... 193 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:42,799 Fiver. 194 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,840 Now eat me out. 195 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,759 Is this a...? 196 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,839 Oh, I'm not a... 197 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,759 Listen, I support sex workers, but I don't pay for it. 198 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,999 Can I stop you right there 199 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,439 before you say something stupid? 200 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,479 The pussy is for free. 201 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,240 I just need £5. 202 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,239 Is it ethical to lick out a woman who lives in a refuge? 203 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:08,759 Er, I don't think this pussy is that worried about ethics. 204 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,319 I just need a distraction. 205 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,120 And if you don't want it, then you can fuck off. 206 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,239 This is gonna be 207 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:20,479 the best offer you're gonna get 208 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,560 in any food bank today. 209 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,400 RICHARD MOANS 210 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,680 I just can't imagine ever loving you. 211 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,720 Mate, that hurts. 212 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,439 Is that reason to call it a day? 213 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:56,120 Yes, I think it is. 214 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,639 I've never broken up with someone before. 215 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:01,959 Normally, when I'm horrible to them, they just leave. 216 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,119 I don't believe you could ever be horrible, G. 217 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:09,119 Er... I literally just need some space 218 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,120 and for you not to be in it, ever. 219 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:19,799 Good luck. 220 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,159 You're a lovely man, 221 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,759 but not for me. Yeah. 222 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,360 Thanks. 223 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:29,439 Listen, do you fancy grabbing a drink sometime? 224 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:31,599 Think that would be a bit weird, don't you? 225 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,200 Yeah, no. Yeah, of course. 226 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,479 I'll see you soon, Gloria. 227 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:39,640 No, you probably won't. 228 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,000 But take care. 229 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,600 DOOR CLOSES 230 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,480 SHE EXHALES 231 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,279 OK. 232 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,840 PHONE LINE RINGS 233 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,079 Hello? 234 00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:05,319 I think I'd really love to book in for a termination. 235 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,079 Right, no make-up. You're not allowed to look good. 236 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,440 Stick on the trackie. 237 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,959 What are you doing? Get off. 238 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,519 Making it look like you actually live in a refuge. 239 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:25,040 Yeah? Can't be all fancy. It ain't Babestation. 240 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,759 Authenticity's what they want. 241 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:30,160 Yeah, well, it's not authentic to me. 242 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,319 Hiya. 243 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,399 We are two horny babes, 244 00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:39,399 trapped in a battered women's refuge 245 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,120 with no men to satisfy us. 246 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:43,799 D'you want to help us out? 247 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,919 You run away from horrible men, did you? 248 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,359 Yeah. 249 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,879 Please help us. 250 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,119 We're 100% battered British bitches. 251 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,440 She's new here. Fresh from being abused. 252 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:58,679 Tell him. 253 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,599 Yeah, it's true. 254 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,879 I've been abused all my life. 255 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,000 By men... and women. 256 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,119 You got any bruises? 257 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,640 Oh, you have no idea. 258 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:18,359 But if you could just click the donate button, 259 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:23,280 I'll tell you the whole... sordid story. 260 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,399 Hi, girls. 261 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,279 Hi. Hi. 262 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,759 Those? Do you like? 263 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,559 Love those. 264 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,280 Tell me where he hit you. 265 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,399 Oh, you've got a face I wanna punch. 266 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,160 Oh, that makes me wanna cry. 267 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,279 GROANING: I wouldn't have let you out of my sight. 268 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,800 That's beautiful. That's so nice. And a bit scary. 269 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,719 List all of your injuries for me. 270 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,079 Well, I had my ribs broken. 271 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,799 Yeah, I broke my jaw. 272 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,799 You deserved it... 273 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,879 ..didn't you? 274 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,479 I'm so sorry. 275 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,799 I'm sorry too. 276 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,519 I'd hit you with my big dick. 277 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,199 Mmm. 278 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,240 I can't wait. Good. 279 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,560 QUIET CHATTER 280 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,279 COIN RATTLES 281 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,040 HE STABS PHONE BUTTONS 282 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,440 Day 29 in the funny farm. 283 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,560 I miss you. 284 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,439 Why won't you visit me? 285 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,240 She's already forgot you, mate. 286 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:02,959 COIN RATTLES 287 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,079 They always do. 288 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,960 PHONE LINE PIPS 289 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,719 I suppose you think this is some sort of... 290 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,719 .."meet cute", don't you? 291 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,360 Two nut-nuts in an asylum falling in love? 292 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,440 Well, it just isn't that movie, darling. 293 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,359 And when I say "fuck off"... 294 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,319 ..I don't mean "follow me and love me", 295 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,120 I mean "fuck off". 296 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,999 Fuck off! 297 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,400 OK? 298 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,639 Just through here, please. Thank you. 299 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:01,559 So are you sure you want to go through with this? 300 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:04,039 Because you've had a lot to drink. 301 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,519 Dutch courage. 302 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,799 Oh. 303 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,079 And why have you tarted yourself up? 304 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,439 I can dress up for my abortion if I like. 305 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,479 Mm. 306 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,039 I've split up with Paul and I'm happy about that. 307 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,879 Mm. But wait... 308 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,919 ..I think I want... 309 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,279 WHISPERS: ..the baby. 310 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,759 All right. Come on, then. Let's go. 311 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:23,800 No, no, no. 312 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,079 You know what I'm like - I'll fuck it up. 313 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,439 I'll just fuck it up. Best to get it over and done with. 314 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,080 RECEPTIONIST: Gloria Duke? 315 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,759 Sorry, I have to ask - 316 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,480 have you consumed alcohol in the last 24 hours? 317 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,639 A couple over lunch. 318 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,359 I'm afraid you can't legally consent to the procedure 319 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,959 under the influence of alcohol. 320 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,319 No. I've made up my mind now. I want an abortion. 321 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,959 Give it to me. Come on. 322 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:58,799 No! Give me my abortion! 323 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,479 What's happened to this country? 324 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:01,999 What, a woman can't have an abortion 325 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,959 after a couple of wines? Come on, let's go. 326 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,719 Look... Hey, look at me! Look at me! 327 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,399 Do I look the kind of woman that should be having a kid? 328 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,439 Huh? 329 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,879 Look, let's just get you to bed 330 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:13,719 and we'll talk about it in the morning. 331 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:17,599 Don't make me go Vera Drake! Don't make me go backstreet! 332 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,040 Come on. 333 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,239 Sorry. 334 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:26,599 You're arrogant, you're up yourself, 335 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,639 you're rude, aggressive. 336 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,159 DRILLING OUTSIDE 337 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,520 You just don't seem very vulnerable. 338 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,000 Abused women are usually a lot more... 339 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,759 ..humble. 340 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,319 SHE SCOFFS 341 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,239 So, what, you think I'm lying? 342 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,519 DULL BANG OMINOUS CREAKING 343 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,999 CRASHING 344 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,279 SCREAMING 345 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,599 Iris? Iris? 346 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,479 ALARM BELL RINGS 347 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,959 Iris?! 348 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,439 CHILDREN SHOUT AND PANIC 349 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,519 Oh, Lord! 350 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,440 Iris! JADE: Candi? 351 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,399 IRIS: Mummy! JADE: Candi, where are you? 352 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,839 Oh, thank God. 353 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,759 Mum... We're OK, we're OK. 354 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,719 Right, you're gonna grab your money. Let's go. 355 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,599 This is cos of them greedy bastards next door. 356 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,919 All right, bubba. Iris, can you help me? 357 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,879 ALARM AND SHOUTING CONTINUE 358 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,359 Right. 359 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:17,720 Everything's fine. 360 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,599 OK, good girls. 361 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,559 OK. 362 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,279 Right, let's go. 363 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,159 Iris, you just stay with Mummy, OK? 364 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:30,079 Stop your crying, yeah? And get out - now. 365 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,120 Keep moving! Keep going! 366 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,319 CHILDREN SOB 367 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,360 Come on. Come on. 368 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,799 SIRENS APPROACH 369 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,159 Oh, gosh. Everyone out? 370 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:47,519 You OK? 371 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,999 We're out. 372 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,479 Are you all right? 373 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,079 You said - and I quote - 374 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,079 "I want to grab your stupid little head 375 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,920 "and ram it into that cunting television." 376 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,520 I'm a work in progress. 377 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,760 No, I've quit. 378 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,520 Ah, go on, then. 379 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,800 You doing OK? 380 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,040 I miss Iris... 381 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,440 ..more than anything... 382 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:28,079 ..and I just can't wait to get back to them both 383 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,320 and make it all better. 384 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,480 How would you make it all better? 385 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,319 What would you say to them? 386 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,920 What would I say? 387 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,960 That I have all the right feelings in my heart... 388 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,479 ..but I just don't know how to love like everyone else, 389 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:56,520 because... 390 00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,960 ..no-one ever fucking taught me how to do it right. 391 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,319 But then I sound like an absolute twat. 392 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,159 You're attempting to change. 393 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,799 Most don't have the guts to try that. 394 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,400 Well, I'm a big, brave boy, Doctor. 395 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,920 We're all right, darling. We're out of there. 396 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,479 Oi, Pashmina! 397 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,599 Why are you crying? 398 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,759 This is your fault. 399 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,920 Your house is fine, ours is fucked. 400 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,759 I mean, you barely even live here - 401 00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,560 you live in Oxfordshire. 402 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,439 You take more and more 403 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,800 without thinking about people who get less and less. 404 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:04,359 We lived here, and it was just a shitty little room, 405 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,000 and it wasn't for ever, but it was ours! 406 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,679 You are lucky that someone didn't die. 407 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,079 My daughter could have died! 408 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,199 You posh cunts! 409 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,360 Tell 'em! That's right! 410 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,080 SHE SOBS 411 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,160 Thank you. 412 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,399 I'll sort this. 413 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,399 Yeah, I promise. 414 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,920 I'm sorry, bubba. 415 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,240 Selby, you've got a visitor. 416 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,839 Who? 417 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:46,879 Some woman. 418 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,960 She's got a little girl with her. She's so cute. 419 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,599 Visitors? 420 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,640 Not today. 421 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,760 SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY 422 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,920 That was a horrible thing to do. 423 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,239 We're not coming. 424 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,479 The Lord pours scorn on the ungrateful. 425 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,239 There's refuge for you in Skegness, now get in! 426 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,959 No. We live here. 427 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:04,039 Yeah, we live here, too! Here, ladies - get off. 428 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,639 Costello's staging a protest about social cleansing. 429 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,839 No, I-I'm not. I'm... 430 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,360 We're just not leaving. 431 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,159 But you should go and get a little flat, 432 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,639 you know, by the sea and get your mum and your sister 433 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,319 to come and stay at weekends - 434 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,480 you won't be on your own. 435 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,159 Bet there's a God in Skegness as well. 436 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,680 BOTH CHUCKLE 437 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,680 Right. Come on, get on. 438 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,479 DOOR SLIDES CLOSED 439 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,599 SHE BANGS ON DOOR 440 00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,399 IRIS: Should have got on. 441 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,079 COSTELLO: Mm... no. This is our home. 442 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,999 IRIS: Sure doesn't feel like it. 443 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,320 COSTELLO: Just a couple of city rats, eh? 444 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,799 You all right? 445 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,519 Ain't I always? 446 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:00,440 So to abort or not to abort? That is the question. 447 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,840 Not to abort. 448 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:08,279 Oh! The Loneliness Of The Unwed Single Mother - 449 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,279 name of your memoir. Ha! 450 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,320 Ha! 451 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:15,639 You can stay at mine until you get a place sorted with the council. 452 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,399 Thank you. Thanks. You're welcome. 453 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,520 Come on, babes. 454 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,959 Could you, um... take Iris out for dinner? 455 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,840 Sure. The practice can come in handy. 456 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,280 I just need to... 457 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,599 ..clear my head, I think. 458 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,120 Oh, babe, no, I get it. I get it. 459 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:59,679 PHONE LINE RINGS 460 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:03,239 SELBY ON VOICEMAIL: Day 30 in the loony bin. 461 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,439 Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, 462 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,919 prevent the dog from barking with juicy bone. 463 00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,519 HE LAUGHS 464 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,759 Saccharine wank. 465 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,879 Don't worry. I haven't gone the full mental. 466 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,239 It's still a terrible poem 467 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,479 and Four Weddings is still a fucking awful film. 468 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,159 SHE LAUGHS 469 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,479 What was it you said, Costello? 470 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,839 "The world is a vile place, 471 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,559 "and neither Richard Curtis or WH Auden 472 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:30,959 "will ever change that." 473 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,559 BOTH LAUGH 474 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:34,400 I hope to see you soon. 475 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,840 And I hope you and Iris are OK. 476 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,000 I let you down, and I'm sorry. 477 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,439 And right now, I can't reach you, 478 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,360 and it's fucking terrifying.