1 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:09,426 -(DRILL RUMBLING IN DISTANCE) -Dear Lord, I know you can hear me. 2 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:12,929 It's Jade Mary Megan James, the one from Carshalton. 3 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:15,432 Give us the strength not to become 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,810 them stereotypical, weak bitches who live in refuges. 5 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,729 Like the pathetic ones you see on telly, 6 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,189 crying with limp, lifeless hair. 7 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,941 (CHUCKLES) 8 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,652 Now, you ask the Lord for salvation. 9 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,028 Go on. Ask him for something deep 10 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:31,948 -in your heart. -COSTELLO JONES: (SIGHS) Um. 11 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:34,200 Fucking ask him. He ain't got all day. 12 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,995 (GROANS) Um. 13 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:41,750 Dear Lord, please give me and Iris, 14 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:44,836 uh, a council flat in London. 15 00:00:44,919 --> 00:00:47,422 Why are you obsessed with London? It's shit. 16 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:48,631 That's where we're from. 17 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,717 No, you came here from a great, big country house. 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:52,010 Hypocrite much? 19 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:54,429 Too right, if a mansion's on offer. 20 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:57,182 But if I'm being thrown to some slum, 21 00:00:57,265 --> 00:00:58,933 it better be in the center of the universe, 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,810 -which is London. -Yeah. 23 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,521 Deliver Jesus and hear my prayer for Costello, 24 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,356 whose daughter hates her. 25 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,109 -(CHUCKLES) No, she doesn't. -There's vibes. 26 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,111 No. She hates her new school. 27 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:12,655 -This place and that fucking noise. -JADE MARY MEGAN JAMES: Yes. 28 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:15,950 Heavenly Father, silence the greedy folk next door, 29 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,285 cast them into the furnace, 30 00:01:17,368 --> 00:01:19,537 -burn them alive in their Pashminas... -(COSTELLO CHUCKLES) 31 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,457 ...lead them to damnation. Thanks, God. Bye. 32 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,085 You ask a lot of Him. 33 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:30,340 I thought Jesus liked women who helped themselves. 34 00:01:30,423 --> 00:01:33,176 Oh, yeah. Jesus loves a hustler. 35 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:39,557 What you doing for money? Wanna earn some cash? 36 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,643 -Doing what? -Webcamming and shit. 37 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:44,687 Hmm, don't really wanna fuck Serena off. 38 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:47,190 Bitch. It's your funeral. 39 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:53,822 -♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(LINE TRILLING) 40 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,662 COSTELLO: (OVER VOICEMAIL) All right. It's Costello Jones. 41 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,080 I don't owe you any fucking money! 42 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,999 -But go on, leave a message. -(VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 43 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:09,212 Day 12 in Bedlam for me. (CLEARS THROAT) 44 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:13,091 And you'll be pleased to hear I've bounced back somewhat. 45 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,176 And I'm willing to concede there's a ten-percent chance 46 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:16,719 -I'm the full nutty. -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 47 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,348 So rest assured, I'm giving my time here 48 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,893 -the full college try. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 49 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:27,981 FLORIAN SELBY: I think you might even enjoy my little updates. 50 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,984 Like, postcards from a demented island. 51 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,988 And I'm even making friends here. 52 00:02:35,071 --> 00:02:39,242 I met an interesting "thing" called Frida. 53 00:02:39,325 --> 00:02:41,369 She helps pass the time. 54 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,666 Do you think you could come and visit? 55 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,796 -I feel like you owe me that, at least. -(EXHALES) 56 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,093 -(GLASS SQUEAKING) -Give Iris a kiss from me. 57 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,761 -(SCOFFS) -(RECEIVER CLATTERS) 58 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,179 (COINS CLINKING) 59 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:05,101 CUSTOMER: (FAINTLY) All right, love... 60 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:09,063 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 61 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:12,609 RICHARD: In all the food banks in all the world, 62 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,153 if it isn't Costello Jones. 63 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,239 All right, just... 64 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,035 -Hey. -(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 65 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:35,715 Heard you moved to the country with Selby. 66 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:38,927 -Yeah, I'm back now, so... -Yeah, probably for the best. 67 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,637 He's a total knob, isn't he? 68 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,432 He's my best friend, and you know nothing about him. 69 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:47,685 (CHUCKLES) Okay, come on then. Let's get you some food. 70 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,440 (GRUNTS) 71 00:03:52,523 --> 00:03:56,194 Bit presumptuous, aren't we? I'm here to volunteer. 72 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,282 I can do weekday mornings, or... 73 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:02,533 (RICHARD CHUCKLES) 74 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,286 -Oh! (CHUCKLES) -Mm-hmm. 75 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,957 Okay, uh... Great. (CHUCKLES) 76 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,376 Well, um, in that case, uh, 77 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,337 follow me, and I'll show you how food banking's done. 78 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,838 -Okay. -(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Donations. 79 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,507 -Mm-hmm. -(IN NORMAL VOICE) Um. 80 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,051 This is the packing station. Fresh goods here. 81 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:23,471 Eggs, free-range. (CHUCKLES) Hello, mate. 82 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,473 And this is absolutely stunning. 83 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,475 -PATIENT: Whoa! -We just have the appropriate stocks, 84 00:04:27,558 --> 00:04:30,353 and we're just happening to give away 20. 85 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,856 I mean, what's the one thing that you've got loads of 86 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:38,069 that you can always use more of? Right. Black shirts. 87 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:40,989 Uh... I must have 40 at home. (CHUCKLES) 88 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:44,325 I really must. Uh, can you see this? 89 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,494 These are actual real silk... 90 00:04:46,577 --> 00:04:51,332 -I know what's wrong with you. -(BUZZER HUMMING) 91 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,001 I know what's wrong with everyone in here. 92 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,211 I'd be a psychiatrist if they let me out. 93 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:00,508 Well, given you were elbow deep in your vagina earlier, 94 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:02,301 you'd make a wonderful psychiatrist. 95 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,262 FRIDA: See him? 96 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:08,182 Schizoid Personality Disorder. I can tell. 97 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,810 And check out the nurse. 98 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:16,524 -Avoidant Personality Disorder. -(TELEPHONE RINGING) 99 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:19,235 (SHOPPING CHANNEL PRESENTER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 100 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,868 Narcissistic Personality Disorder. 101 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,578 I 100-percent know that 102 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,038 'cause my granddad was the same. 103 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,539 And what is wrong with you? 104 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:34,042 Borderline Personality Disorder. 105 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,837 And I've been anorexic since I was eight, 106 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,299 ADHD since I was 11, and complex PTSD 107 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,468 since, like, forever. 108 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,220 Gosh. 109 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,306 -You're quite the collector. -(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 110 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:54,479 I've been watching you since you got here. 111 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,065 I've got you sussed. 112 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,025 Are you ready for my diagnosis? 113 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:01,903 If you must. 114 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,738 Antisocial Personality Disorder. 115 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:06,240 All of your relationships have been violent, 116 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,409 and you've got big daddy issues. 117 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,495 -(THUD ON TABLE) -Am I right? 118 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:13,289 Well, you can be the judge of that 119 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:15,083 when I tell you that I want to grab 120 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,793 your stupid, little head 121 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:19,879 and ram it into that cunting television. 122 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:26,552 That's it. There's only 20 on sale in this exclusive offer. 123 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:27,929 So, if you want one, 124 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,306 you shouldn't wait to call the number below. 125 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,729 I've been holding out for a miscarriage 126 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,940 but it's still up there. 127 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:41,859 You've never been very lucky, have you? 128 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,778 Did you ever think about getting rid of Iris? 129 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,114 Never. As soon as I found out, 130 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,533 I knew I was gonna take my baby and run. 131 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:49,951 I ain't as strong as you. 132 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,328 -I can't do this on my own. -I'm not strong. 133 00:06:52,411 --> 00:06:55,873 And I ain't doing it with Paul. No. No choice but to abort. 134 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,043 Well, it sounds like you need to get rid of him, not the kid. 135 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,296 I tried to break up with him, like, three times. (CHUCKLES) 136 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,841 COSTELLO: Pity you can't abort 50-year-old men. 137 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:09,220 I could call him and tell him that you've died. 138 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,391 (BOTH LAUGH) 139 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,604 Selby called me for the first time today 140 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,689 and wants me to visit. 141 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,816 -Don't you fucking dare. -I was so relieved. 142 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,610 I thought he hated me. I miss him, G. I just-- 143 00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:26,654 GLORIA DUKE: I think you'll find that's nostalgia talking. 144 00:07:26,737 --> 00:07:29,448 Look, what you need is a distraction. 145 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:34,036 Will you have this abortion with me? 146 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,997 (SIGHS) 147 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,291 I've been waiting years for you to ask me. 148 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:42,670 (CHUCKLES) If I do it. I mean, I'm probably gonna do it. 149 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:45,131 I'm gonna do it. 150 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,222 -Maybe. -♪ (SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 151 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,348 COSTELLO: Bubba, please. 152 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,434 What can I do to stop you hating me? 153 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,856 Nothing. You and Selby messed up. 154 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,858 Why should I have to live this crappy life? 155 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:04,984 (DOOR OPENS) 156 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,487 Costello! I need a word. 157 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:12,325 Iris, go upstairs and do your homework. 158 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,330 Oh, just put me up for adoption, why don't you? 159 00:08:17,413 --> 00:08:20,124 -(BABY CRYING) -Iris! 160 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,375 (MOCKINGLY) "Iris, Iris." 161 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:25,254 It's a joy to see you at communal prayer each morning. 162 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:30,468 Yeah. Well, it is mandatory, Serena. I've been a good girl. 163 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,053 No contact with Selby. 164 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,346 God rewards the good. 165 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,306 COSTELLO: No men, no work. 166 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:37,266 I started volunteering at a food bank. 167 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,185 All of this is good, good, good. 168 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:42,230 Now, I need to talk to you about an organization we work with 169 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,773 who house wayward mothers. 170 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,108 I know it's quick, and you've barely settled in, 171 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,904 but we have found you and Iris your forever home. 172 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:52,531 -Here? In London? -Uh, let's see. 173 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,409 Two bedrooms, a balcony, by the sea. Thanet! 174 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,911 Oh! The Lord giveth. 175 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,664 Am I fuck moving to Thanet. 176 00:08:59,747 --> 00:09:00,915 And the Lord taketh away. 177 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,376 I've been a good person for 12 days now. 178 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,586 And I'm not a good person, Serena. 179 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:08,506 I've been pretending, and I am exhausted, 180 00:09:08,589 --> 00:09:10,049 and now I'm being shat on. 181 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,592 The Lord moves in mysterious ways. 182 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,302 Serena, the Lord is a knob. 183 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,472 And if the Lord thinks that I'm leaving London, 184 00:09:16,555 --> 00:09:19,684 -he can go fuck himself. -(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 185 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,352 "Your murderers come with smiles. 186 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:22,645 They come as your friends." 187 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,649 That's-- That's not even the Bible. That is Goodfellas. 188 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:30,027 You're getting your gospels all mixed up. This is just... 189 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,154 (SCOFFS) What? So you're chucking me out now? 190 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,614 No. Why would I do that? 191 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,950 The government give me 600 quid a week to keep you here. 192 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:40,454 (SCOFFS) Ah, capitalism! 193 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:44,875 The real religion of the 21st century. Hallelujah! 194 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:49,088 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Hmm. 195 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,215 This is gonna be my last shift today. 196 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,677 I need a job that pays. I need to get a private flat. 197 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,512 -What about the refuge? -(GROANS) 198 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,848 I've got six months there, but the clock is ticking 199 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,474 before they kick me to the council, 200 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,892 who will fuck me. 201 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,021 Well, is there anything I can do? 202 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,273 How much money have you got on you right now? 203 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:09,400 Uh. 204 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:16,907 -Fiver. -Now, eat me out. 205 00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:20,703 Is this a... 206 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,206 Oh. No, I'm not a... 207 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,293 Listen I support sex workers, but I don't pay for it. 208 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:30,379 Can I stop you right there before you say something stupid? 209 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,924 The pussy is for free. (SOFTLY) I just need five pounds. 210 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:38,095 Is it ethical to lick out a woman who lives in a refuge? 211 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,849 Uh, I don't think this pussy is that worried about ethics. 212 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,476 I just need a distraction. 213 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:46,354 And if you don't want it, then you can fuck off. 214 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:53,986 This is gonna be the best offer you're gonna get 215 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,489 in any foodbank today. 216 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,202 -(BAGS RUSTLING) -(BREATHES HEAVILY) 217 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,879 (RICHARD MOANS) 218 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:20,554 I just can't imagine ever loving you. 219 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:23,766 Mate, that hurts. 220 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,521 Is that a reason to call it a day? 221 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,148 Yes. I think it is. 222 00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,693 I've never broken up with someone before. 223 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,488 Normally, when I'm horrible to them, they just leave. 224 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,741 I don't believe you could ever be horrible, G. 225 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:44,578 Uh. I literally just need some space, 226 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:49,875 and for you not to be in it ever. (EXHALES DEEPLY) 227 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,173 Good luck. 228 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,467 You're a lovely man, but not for me. 229 00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,927 Yeah, thanks. 230 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,933 Listen, do you fancy grabbing a drink sometime? 231 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,352 I think that would be a bit weird, don't you? 232 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,187 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Of course. 233 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:17,194 -I'll see you soon, Gloria. -No. You probably won't. 234 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,114 Well, take care. 235 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,285 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(CAR HORN BLARING IN DISTANCE) 236 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,911 (DOOR CLOSES) 237 00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:30,291 (SIGHS) 238 00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,420 -Okay. -(TELEPHONE LINE RINGING) 239 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,755 (PEN CAP CLICKS, CLATTERS) 240 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:42,595 Hello. I think I'd really love to book in for a termination. 241 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,805 -(GROANS) -Right. No makeup. 242 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:47,433 You're not allowed to look good. Stick on the trackie. 243 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,311 (GROANS) 244 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,817 What are you doing? Get off. 245 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,987 Making it look like you actually live in a refuge. 246 00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,866 Mm-hmm? Can't be all fancy. It ain't Babestation. 247 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,702 Authenticity is what they want. 248 00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:09,246 Yeah, well, it's not authentic to me. 249 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,501 Hiya. 250 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:18,881 We are two horny babes trapped in a battered women's refuge 251 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,509 with no men to satisfy us. (INHALES SHARPLY) 252 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,636 Do you wanna help us out? 253 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,846 You run away from horrible men, did you? 254 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,807 Yeah. Please help us. (INHALES) 255 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,269 We're one hundred percent battered British bitches. 256 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,562 She's new here. 257 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:38,025 Fresh from being abused. (INHALES) Tell him. 258 00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:41,987 Yeah. It's true. 259 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:46,867 Been abused all my life by men and women. 260 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,578 VIEWER 1: (OVER COMPUTER) You got any bruises? 261 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,498 -(BOTH SIGH) -You have no idea. 262 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:53,958 Oh! 263 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,421 But if you could just click, uh, the donate button, 264 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:04,593 I'll tell you the whole, sordid story. 265 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,637 ♪ (UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 266 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,101 VIEWER 2: (OVER COMPUTER) Hi, girls. 267 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,310 -Hi. -Hi. 268 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:15,938 -(GASPS) -Those, you like? 269 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,523 -Love those. -I thought you would. 270 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,275 Tell me where he hit you. 271 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,616 Oh. You've got a face I want to punch. 272 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,577 -(GASPS) -Oh, that makes me want to cry. 273 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:46,343 I wouldn't have let you out of my sight. 274 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,053 -It's beautiful. -That's so nice. 275 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,513 And a bit scary. 276 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:52,057 VIEWER 3: (OVER COMPUTER) List all of your injuries for me. 277 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:56,478 -Well, I had my ribs broken. -Yeah. I broke my jaw. 278 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,064 You deserved it, didn't you? 279 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,443 -I'm so sorry. -Well, I'm sorry, too. 280 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,612 I'd hit you with my big dick. 281 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,781 -Hmm. I can't wait. -Good. 282 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,408 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(DOOR OPENS) 283 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,041 -(DOOR CLOSES) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 284 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:26,717 -(EXHALES) -(COIN RATTLING) 285 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,970 (DIALPAD CLACKING) 286 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:36,435 (CLICKS TONGUE) Day 29 in the funny farm. 287 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,980 I miss you. 288 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,859 Why won't you visit me? 289 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:48,656 -She's already forgot you, mate. -(COINS CLINKING) 290 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,075 -They always do. -(LINE DROPS) 291 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,377 (RECEIVER CLATTERS) 292 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:08,342 I suppose you think this is some sort of meet-cute, don't you? 293 00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:12,012 Two nut-nuts in an asylum falling in love. 294 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,183 Well, it just isn't that movie, darling. 295 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,188 And when I say fuck off, 296 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:25,067 I don't mean follow me and love me. I mean, fuck off. 297 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:29,029 Fuck off! (SOFTLY) Okay? 298 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:37,287 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 299 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,376 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 300 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,796 -Just through here, please. -PATIENT: Thank you. 301 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:48,340 So you're sure you want to go through with this? 302 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,344 Because you've had a lot to drink. 303 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,471 -Dutch courage. -Oh. 304 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,391 And why have you tarted yourself up? 305 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,144 I can dress up for my abortion if I like. 306 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,605 I've split up with Paul, and I'm happy about that. 307 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:06,024 -COSTELLO: Mm-hmm. -GLORIA: Oh, wait. 308 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:08,694 I think I want... (WHISPERS) ...the baby. 309 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,739 All right. Come on then, let's go. 310 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,158 No, no, no. 311 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,660 You know what I'm like. I'll fuck it up. I'll just fuck it up. 312 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,663 -(COSTELLO EXHALES) -GLORIA: It's best to get it over and done with. 313 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,415 RECEPTIONIST: Gloria Duke. 314 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,591 Sorry, I have to ask. 315 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,634 But have you consumed alcohol in the last 24 hours? 316 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:33,802 (GASPS) 317 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,931 A couple over lunch. 318 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,808 I'm afraid you can't legally consent 319 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,227 to the procedure under the influence of alcohol. 320 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:45,564 No. I've made up my mind now. I want an abortion. 321 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,483 -Give it to me. -Come on. 322 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,651 No! Give me my abortion. 323 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,320 What's happened to this country? What? 324 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,447 A woman can't have an abortion after a couple of wine? 325 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,990 -Come on. Let's go. -GLORIA: No. Look. 326 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,492 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 327 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,120 Do I look like the kind of woman that should be having a kid? 328 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:01,330 -Huh? -Look, 329 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,790 let's just get you to bed, 330 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,249 and we'll talk about it in the morning. 331 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,754 Don't make me go Vera Drake. Don't make me go backstreet. 332 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,297 Come on. 333 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,761 (SOFTLY) Sorry. 334 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,179 -SERENA: You're arrogant. -(DRILL RUMBLING) 335 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,474 SERENA: You're up yourself. You're rude, aggressive. 336 00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,184 (DRILL CONTINUES RUMBLING IN DISTANCE) 337 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,061 You just don't seem very vulnerable. 338 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:25,854 (SCOFFS) 339 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:32,444 Abused women are usually a lot more... humble. 340 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,614 (CHUCKLES) So what, you think I'm lying? 341 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,158 (RUMBLING INTENSIFIES) 342 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,035 (MACHINERY CRASHING) 343 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,330 -(INDISTINCT SCREAMING) -COSTELLO: Iris! Iris! 344 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,375 -(INDISTINCT CLAMOR) -COSTELLO: Iris! 345 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,293 (ALARM RINGING) 346 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,505 -Oh, Lord! -Iris! 347 00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:54,049 -JADE: Candi? -(CLAMORING CONTINUES) 348 00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:56,343 JADE: Candi! Candi, where are you? 349 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,011 -(ALARM RINGING) -(SIGHS) 350 00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,681 -Mom, what's-- -COSTELLO: We're okay. We're okay. Right. 351 00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,266 Right, you're gonna grab your money, and let's go. 352 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,560 JADE: This is 'cause of them greedy bastards next door. 353 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,687 All right, bubba. Iris, can you help me? 354 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,773 Right. 355 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,900 Everything's fine. 356 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,028 Okay. Good girls. 357 00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:19,449 Okay. All right. Let's go. 358 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,368 Iris, you just stay with mommy, okay? 359 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:24,872 Get out of his way, yeah? Get out, now. Now. 360 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:26,707 Keep moving! Keep going! 361 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,753 (INDISTINCT CLAMOR) 362 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,716 IRIS: Mom. Mom. 363 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,346 -(SIGHS) Oh, gosh. -SERENA: Is everyone out? 364 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,308 -COSTELLO: You okay? -IRIS: Yeah, I guess. 365 00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,059 JADE: Are you all right? 366 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,645 KENNETH: You said, and I quote, 367 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,732 "I want to grab your stupid, little head and ram it 368 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,567 into that cunting television." 369 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,448 -(BIRDS CHIRPING) -I'm a work in progress. 370 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,825 No, I've quit. 371 00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,663 Oh. Go on, then. 372 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,919 You doing okay? 373 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,046 (CLICKS TONGUE) 374 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,924 I miss Iris. 375 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,302 More than anything. 376 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,306 And I just can't wait 377 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,475 to get back to them both and make it all better. 378 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,769 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 379 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,646 KENNETH: How would you make it all better? 380 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,279 -What would you say to them? -What would I say? 381 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,620 That I have all the right feelings in my heart. 382 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,919 But I just don't know how to love like everyone else. 383 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,045 Because... 384 00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:59,633 no one ever fucking taught me how to do it right. 385 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:13,355 But then I sound like an absolute twat. 386 00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,732 KENNETH: You're attempting to change. 387 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,943 Most don't have the guts to try that. 388 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,862 Well, I'm a big, brave boy, Doctor. 389 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,284 (ALARM BEEPING) 390 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,705 -♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 391 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:41,133 Oi, Pashmina! Why are you crying? 392 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,301 This is your fault. 393 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,471 Your house is fine, ours is fucked. 394 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,057 I mean, you barely even live here. 395 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,767 You live in Oxfordshire. 396 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,938 You take more and more 397 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:58,734 without thinking about people who get less and less. 398 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:02,612 (SOBS) We lived here! 399 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:05,365 It was just a shitty little room, 400 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,535 and it wasn't forever, but it was ours. 401 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:14,166 You are lucky that someone didn't die! 402 00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:16,793 My daughter could've died, 403 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,879 you posh cunts! 404 00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:21,256 -RESIDENT 1: That's right. -RESIDENT 2: That's right. 405 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,841 ♪ (SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 406 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,053 (SOBS) Thank you. 407 00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:31,600 Thank you. (SNIFFLES) 408 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,854 I'll sort this. Okay? I promise. 409 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,273 I'm sorry, bubba. 410 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,989 -♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ -Selby, you've got a visitor. 411 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,659 -Who? -Some woman. 412 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,453 She got a little girl with her. She's so cute. 413 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,413 ♪ ("WEAR YOUR LOVE LIKE HEAVEN" BY DONOVAN PLAYING) ♪ 414 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,332 ♪ Color in sky, Prussian blue ♪ 415 00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:59,628 -♪ Wear your love like heaven ♪ -♪ Wear your love like ♪ 416 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,882 -♪ Wear your love like heaven ♪ -♪ Wear your love like ♪ 417 00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:07,302 -♪ Wear your love like heaven ♪ -♪ Wear your love ♪ 418 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,637 ♪ (SONG CONTINUES OVER SPEAKER) ♪ 419 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,307 ♪ Lord, kiss me once more Fill me with song ♪ 420 00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:15,227 ♪ Allah, kiss me once more That I may, that I may ♪ 421 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,145 -Visitors? -Not today. 422 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:21,274 -♪ Wear my love like heaven ♪ -♪ Wear my love like ♪ 423 00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,361 -♪ Wear my love like heaven... ♪ -♪ Wear my love... ♪ 424 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:28,532 -(DOOR OPENS) -(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 425 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,454 (INHALES DEEPLY) 426 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:38,834 That was a horrible thing to do. 427 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,003 ♪ (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 428 00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:53,640 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪ 429 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,517 ♪ (GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO) ♪ 430 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,020 COSTELLO: We're not coming. 431 00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,148 The Lord pours scorn on the ungrateful. 432 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,151 There's refuge for you in Skegness. Now, get in. 433 00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:08,864 -(EXHALES) No. We live here. -Yeah. We live here, too. 434 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,490 Here, ladies, get off. 435 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,285 Costello's staging a protest about social cleansing. 436 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,246 COSTELLO: No. I'm-- I'm not. I'm... (EXHALES) 437 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,039 We're just not leaving. 438 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,878 But you should go and get a little flat, 439 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,254 you know, by the sea. 440 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:27,174 And get your mom and your sister to come and stay at weekends. 441 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:28,425 You won't be on your own. 442 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:36,391 -I bet there's a God in Skegness, as well. (CHUCKLES) -(CHUCKLES) 443 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,270 Right. Come on, get on. 444 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:45,567 -(DOOR SLIDES SHUT) -(THUMPING ON DOOR) 445 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:49,946 -IRIS: Should've got on. -Mm, no. This is our home. 446 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,740 IRIS: Sure doesn't feel like it. 447 00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:56,036 COSTELLO: Just a couple of city rats, hey? (CHUCKLES) 448 00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,795 -You all right? -Ain't I always? 449 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,382 So, to abort or not to abort, that is the question. 450 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:13,553 Not to abort. 451 00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:17,599 -(BOTH CHUCKLE) -The Loneliness of the Unwed Single Mother, 452 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,101 -name of your memoir. -(LAUGHS) 453 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,937 (SIREN WAILING IN THE DISTANCE) 454 00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:24,105 You can stay at mine until you get a place sorted 455 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,315 -with the council. -Thank you. 456 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,734 -Thanks. -You're welcome. Come on, babes. 457 00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,367 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 458 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,039 (DOOR CLOSES) 459 00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:45,043 Could you, um... (SNIFFLES) ...take Iris out for dinner? 460 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:48,296 GLORIA: Sure. The practice can come in handy. 461 00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:53,176 I just need to... clear my head, I think. 462 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,972 Oh, babe. No, I get it. I get it. 463 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,392 Okay. 464 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,319 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 465 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:20,662 (DOORS CREAKING) 466 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,498 (DOOR CLOSES, LOCKS) 467 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:29,963 (SIGHS, BREATHES DEEPLY) 468 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:35,385 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 469 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,729 ♪ (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 470 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,404 (SIRENS WAILING DISTANTLY) 471 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,072 (SNIFFS) 472 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,782 (CELLPHONE BEEPS, CHIMES) 473 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,588 (LINE TRILLING) 474 00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:13,715 (VOICEMAIL BEEPS) 475 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:17,218 SELBY: (OVER VOICEMAIL) Day 30 at the looney bin. 476 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,221 Stop all the clocks. Cut off the telephone. 477 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:25,143 Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. (LAUGHS) 478 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,063 Saccharine wank! 479 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:30,732 Don't worry. I haven't gone the full mental. 480 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,026 It's still a terrible poem, 481 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,571 -and Four Weddings is still a fucking awful film! -(CHUCKLES) 482 00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:39,032 SELBY: (OVER VOICEMAIL) What was it you said, Costello? 483 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,701 "The world is a vile place. 484 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,244 And neither Richard Curtis 485 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,914 nor W.H. Orton will ever change that." 486 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,707 (CHUCKLES SADLY) 487 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,876 SELBY: I hope to see you soon. 488 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,797 And I hope you and Iris are okay. 489 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,594 I let you down, and I'm sorry. 490 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,932 And right now, I can't reach you, 491 00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,101 and it's fucking terrifying. 492 00:28:28,415 --> 00:28:32,210 ♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪ 493 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,904 ♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪