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- Where the fuck have you been hiding?
- I messed up.

2
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<i>-Where you staying?
- Back at the flat.</i>

3
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<i>-What, you're squatting?
- No, Selby sorted it.</i>

4
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So, Florian Selby's
back in the free world.

5
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<i>-God help us all.
- When the shit hits the fan,</i>

6
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<i>-sometimes you need a man like Selby.
- That's just not true.</i>

7
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- I've gotta go to work.
- I'll make it up to you, yeah?

8
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How are we this fine morning?

9
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Tired. And I've got
a gushing case of the thrush.

10
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Not perfect conditions
for showing my minge.

11
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But, hey, at least we're not homeless.

12
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Heard you got rolled
by the Feds the other night.

13
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Yeah, me and the kid got accused
of breaking and entering

14
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into our own home,
which is fucking madness.

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- All sorted now?
- Yep.

16
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Normal service has resumed.

17
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I'm skint
and shit out of luck, as usual.

18
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Get on the Only Fans like everyone else.

19
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No, I don't want that shit
on the internet.

20
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And I want people to take
my writing seriously.

21
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Okay.

22
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Pussy check, ladies. Chop, chop.

23
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Costello Jones, isn't it?

24
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- Who the fuck are you?
- Sophie Fenster.

25
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<i>I... I write for the London Reformer.
I follow you online.</i>

26
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I'm... I'm a big fan
of what you write and stand for.

27
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I think you're mistaken, darling.
I don't stand for a fucking thing.

28
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- I don't talk to journalists either.
- No, I... I get it. We... we're awful.

29
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Do you wanna see my fanny?

30
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I'm not here to judge you.
I'm here to pass the mic.

31
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Well, be prepared
to have it returned sticky.

32
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I'd love to do an interview
with you, Costello.

33
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Fuck your interview, I'm a writer.
I tell my own stories. Thank you.

34
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Come on, you fucking slut.

35
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Okay, well,
how about you write your story?

36
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About working here. In your own words.

37
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- Yeah, but I want paying for it.
- Well, how much do you want?

38
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Five hundred.
And I'm not writing any sad stories.

39
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I'm not gonna be your liberal's
victim of the week.

40
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I think this might be the break
you've been dreaming of.

41
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What is this? A fucking job center?
Take off your knickers, come on.

42
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- Fuck you, I'll do it.
- Yes.

43
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Yes. Yes.

44
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It was well weird when you weren't here.

45
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Mom went wine crazy.
I think I'm gonna need therapy.

46
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- Who do you think you are? Tony Soprano?
- Well, I'm more of a Christopher type.

47
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And I don't want none of that CBT crap.
It's Dr. Melfi or nothing.

48
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Oh, you want to go private, do you?

49
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- Harley Street?
- Yeah.

50
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Well, look, it never worked for me,

51
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but I can certainly
look into it for you.

52
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How long you
are you gonna keep this up for?

53
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I've apologized like 15 times.

54
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- What you apologizing for?
- Dad, everything.

55
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Taking a selfie with that hot dead guy.
And getting pissed at work.

56
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Taking a shit in the mourners' toilet
and blaming it on the old widow.

57
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Driving the hearse while high
on E that time--

58
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- Stop talking.
- Do a girl a favor and forgive me.

59
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Good job on him.

60
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How many guests we got?

61
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Poor old bastard had hardly any family
and no money, so probably none.

62
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But make it nice. Put some music on,
in case someone does show up.

63
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Now, don't show 'em
to Fen, he's a big cheat.

64
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I don't need to cheat
to beat a child.

65
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Go easy on him.

66
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So, what was it like
looking after your mom?

67
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Tiring.

68
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It was a nightmare.
I was very frightened.

69
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And sometimes
I thought I'd never get out.

70
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Never get away from her.

71
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- Well, it sounds horrible.
- She made me sleep in a bunk bed.

72
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- No, that's cool.
- No, it wasn't cool.

73
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Creaked every time I turned over,
the mattress was lumpy

74
00:05:07,864 --> 00:05:09,986
and the sheets scratched my skin.

75
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Liar. He was in prison,
not visiting his mum.

76
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Shut up.

77
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- What's he saying?
- Nothing. Now, say "Mahjong."

78
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- Mahjong!
- And take everyone's money.

79
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No. When you win, you don't say
"Mahjong" you say, "Hu Le."

80
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- So, you lose.
- Hu Le!

81
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Little cunt.

82
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Watch your mouth.

83
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- This looks like my kinda party.
- Oh, my God, I am so sorry.

84
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Nah, it's fine, mate.

85
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I am sorry for your loss.

86
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Let's get a look at him then.

87
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This is the first time
I seen him in 45 years.

88
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He looks better than I remember.

89
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- I'll give you some time alone.
- Would you mind staying?

90
00:06:57,424 --> 00:06:58,745
Wanna have a drink with the old man.

91
00:07:03,825 --> 00:07:06,712
Start that track again, will ya?
He'd have loved it.

92
00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:09,949
As long as you're not expecting
me to dance for you.

93
00:07:17,568 --> 00:07:21,395
Not for me.
I don't day drink... no more.

94
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Fuck it.

95
00:07:46,062 --> 00:07:47,106
To Dad.

96
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Selby, I feel like I'm
in a movie montage.

97
00:08:01,057 --> 00:08:03,006
That's how I live my life.

98
00:08:03,527 --> 00:08:05,476
Just make sure
it's a good movie, darling.

99
00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:10,869
Mahjong!

100
00:08:16,331 --> 00:08:20,436
- Is this disrespectful?
- From what I remember of him,

101
00:08:20,784 --> 00:08:23,116
this might be the only thing I've done
that would've make him proud.

102
00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:54,497
- Hello, bubs.
- How's the genius writer doing?

103
00:08:57,281 --> 00:08:58,463
Come on, you need a break.

104
00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:04,622
Just need to make sure
that this is really good.

105
00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:08,170
Yes, it will be, just stick some duck
in your gob and take five minutes.

106
00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,259
- Give me a sec.
- Come on!

107
00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:19,443
Can't believe you're writing
for those champagne socialists.

108
00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:20,869
Look, look, look.

109
00:09:21,356 --> 00:09:22,957
The only way they'd let you
into the liberal palace

110
00:09:23,235 --> 00:09:24,906
is if you're bloody cleaning it.

111
00:09:24,906 --> 00:09:27,793
I'll just have to break the locks then.

112
00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:31,621
Here.

113
00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,032
Wish we could do this
all again tomorrow.

114
00:09:43,902 --> 00:09:46,929
- We can't 'cause Ava's party.
- Hmm.

115
00:09:47,381 --> 00:09:49,295
Can we get her a decent present?

116
00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,756
Can't give rich people shit
from Argos, can you?

117
00:09:59,037 --> 00:10:02,132
- I love you.
- Love you too.

118
00:10:03,663 --> 00:10:07,455
Costello, I've got a new man.
He's old as fuck, let me in.

119
00:10:08,221 --> 00:10:10,622
- Hey!
- How you doing, all right?

120
00:10:11,839 --> 00:10:15,006
- This is Paul.
- I can't believe you've done this.

121
00:10:16,014 --> 00:10:17,336
Chill out, you soppy bitch.

122
00:10:17,336 --> 00:10:19,181
Dad was gonna throw it
in the skip anyway.

123
00:10:20,189 --> 00:10:24,051
- Selby is here.
- Is he?

124
00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:27,601
Well, we aren't afraid
of Florian Selby, are we, Paul?

125
00:10:27,601 --> 00:10:32,610
- Might be. Who's Florian Selby?
- Yes, Gloria, who is Florian Selby?

126
00:10:33,411 --> 00:10:35,741
- Some public school prick.
- Objection!

127
00:10:35,741 --> 00:10:39,673
- And he just got out of prison.
- For protecting Costello, Paul.

128
00:10:40,126 --> 00:10:44,822
This is all very entertaining,
but I do have a deadline, tomorrow.

129
00:10:44,822 --> 00:10:49,484
Yes. Thank you for stopping by.
Absolute pleasure to meet you, Paul.

130
00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:52,511
And, uh, if you are planning intercourse
with this one,

131
00:10:52,511 --> 00:10:54,181
may I suggest three condoms.

132
00:10:54,181 --> 00:10:55,782
Two on the cock,
one on the head, just be safe.

133
00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:57,591
Costello, he's insane.

134
00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:06,636
This is why you were locked up,
Selby. Go away!

135
00:11:26,329 --> 00:11:27,581
That's not helping.

136
00:12:08,531 --> 00:12:10,340
Lenny, are you decent?

137
00:12:19,629 --> 00:12:20,951
Aren't you filthy?

138
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:25,683
Right.

139
00:13:04,372 --> 00:13:05,346
Here we go.

140
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,069
Sir.

141
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,566
We're waiting for you to start.

142
00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:26,221
Ah, yes.

143
00:13:28,378 --> 00:13:29,352
Yes.

144
00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:32,796
Gentlemen...

145
00:13:35,754 --> 00:13:36,902
welcome to Punch Club.

146
00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:42,991
First rule of Punch Club,
you don't punch anyone.

147
00:13:44,452 --> 00:13:49,879
Second rule of Punch Club,
you do not punch anyone,

148
00:13:50,193 --> 00:13:53,046
seriously, it defeats the purpose of you
being here. It's kind of the point.

149
00:13:53,046 --> 00:13:56,838
- The third rule of Punch Club...
- What are you doing?

150
00:13:58,612 --> 00:14:00,108
I'm your new group leader.

151
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:03,483
- God.
- What's your name?

152
00:14:04,596 --> 00:14:07,171
- Selby.
- Fucking dickhead.

153
00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:09,154
- Florian Selby.
- That's right.

154
00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:10,371
Sit down, please, Florian.

155
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,304
My name is Matt.

156
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:20,530
And this is a rehabilitation group
for men

157
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,096
who have committed violent crimes.

158
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:25,715
You should know it is a requirement
of your probation to regularly attend

159
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:28,846
this group
or you will be returned to prison.

160
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:31,456
This is no joke.

161
00:14:42,623 --> 00:14:43,598
Would you...

162
00:14:53,479 --> 00:14:54,453
Thank you, darling.

163
00:14:54,974 --> 00:14:56,645
<i>I'm writing a thing
for the London Reformer</i>

164
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,359
and they are getting
all the gory details, so...

165
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:01,237
Come on, do your worst.

166
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:04,646
Be as filthy as you like,
it's all going in my article.

167
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:07,569
Well, don't they dare change my name.

168
00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:11,710
I'm Lenny Wilson. Proud pervert.
Don't piss on my hard-on.

169
00:15:12,753 --> 00:15:18,146
I may not be famous for my art.
But I wanna leave something behind.

170
00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,416
What are you doing? You cold?

171
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:25,557
Oh, no, darling, just nothing worse
than frigid hands on a warm cock.

172
00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:27,540
Oh, God...

173
00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:32,932
Tell your readers
why I've been banned from the peep show.

174
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:38,256
Because it's bad etiquette to spunk
on a peep booth window. It stains.

175
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,431
Wokeness gone mad.

176
00:15:43,926 --> 00:15:47,127
Not my fault I've got stubborn cum.

177
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:54,364
You are a cleaner, Costello.
You've done such a good job.

178
00:15:56,104 --> 00:15:58,052
You're a real cleaner, aren't you?

179
00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:01,287
Tell me you're a real cleaner,
I've always wanted one.

180
00:16:01,984 --> 00:16:03,793
Yes, I'm a real cleaner.

181
00:16:08,419 --> 00:16:09,986
I mean, it really isn't coming out.

182
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:11,342
I'll have to get
some white vinegar on it,

183
00:16:11,342 --> 00:16:13,604
but want me to keep going?

184
00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:19,414
I knocked my missus around for years.

185
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,702
She always let me back.
But I'd never change.

186
00:16:25,607 --> 00:16:31,173
This time though, it's different.
Tell you what it is.

187
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:37,402
Paintball.

188
00:16:39,523 --> 00:16:42,308
I go paintball every Saturday.

189
00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:48,500
Shoot a load of kids,
treat myself to some extra ammo,

190
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:52,084
smoke bombs, armed to the teeth.

191
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:56,885
Get generations of violence
out of my system.

192
00:16:59,737 --> 00:17:00,781
Then I go home.

193
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:06,939
Missus cooks a nice bit of dinner.
We make love. Lovely.

194
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:13,132
Oh, my God! I think I prefer prison.

195
00:17:16,751 --> 00:17:20,370
Matthew, who do I need
to suck off to get out of here?

196
00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:44,028
Ugh. It's an awful life we live,
but we do it with such dignity.

197
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:48,481
Thanks, babe.

198
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:52,795
Lenny, can I steal one
of your paintings?

199
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,952
Iris has a birthday party.

200
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:57,736
Better take a present
for the mom, stuck-up bitch.

201
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,718
Take... take that.

202
00:18:01,737 --> 00:18:03,024
Your ex-wife's vag?

203
00:18:03,789 --> 00:18:09,043
- You can't give that away.
- She always did, very generous woman.

204
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,296
What does that remind me of?

205
00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:17,915
How should I know it? All I see is gash.

206
00:18:19,445 --> 00:18:22,995
You're like a dad to me Lenny.
One who rapes me.

207
00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:27,657
Oh, God.

208
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:34,997
Might work.
Really looks like a pussy though.

209
00:18:35,902 --> 00:18:37,537
Oh, oh, I love it.

210
00:18:39,277 --> 00:18:40,738
Thank you.

211
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:46,340
That is a very moving sunset.

212
00:18:46,687 --> 00:18:50,967
It looks familiar.
Somewhere in India, perhaps?

213
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:53,925
I see a symbol of transience.

214
00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:58,517
Oh, I don't think we're looking
at something tangible.

215
00:18:58,517 --> 00:18:59,560
Right.

216
00:19:02,031 --> 00:19:06,484
So, Iris told Ava you're a writer.

217
00:19:08,537 --> 00:19:09,581
Yes.

218
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,529
What are you working on
at the moment?

219
00:19:12,016 --> 00:19:17,130
An undercover, uh, project.
At... at a peep show.

220
00:19:17,861 --> 00:19:19,392
That is fascinating.

221
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,593
Yeah. I mean,
I get right in amongst it. It's...

222
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:24,402
What, like Stacey Dooley?

223
00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:29,308
Yeah, a little bit.
But think more Tom Wolfe,

224
00:19:29,691 --> 00:19:33,796
Joan Didion, you know,
like, reporting the truth, subjectively,

225
00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:36,022
using fictional techniques.

226
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:39,223
- Sounds amazing.
- You are very bright.

227
00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:42,180
You should have gone to university.

228
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,738
I did.
I got a first in English at Durham.

229
00:19:47,921 --> 00:19:49,139
Well.

230
00:19:49,139 --> 00:19:52,722
I might have a cracking pair of tits,
but I'm also pretty fucking clever...

231
00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:55,714
We can't wait to read it.

232
00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:06,883
- Oh, God.
- And it's in.

233
00:20:15,163 --> 00:20:18,190
Costello, a respectable man
is here for you.

234
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:20,765
- Come.
- Hi. Hi, Costello.

235
00:20:20,765 --> 00:20:23,478
- Yeah.
- I'm Richard. Hi.

236
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,523
I'm here to...
Yeah, get some photos for your article.

237
00:20:29,115 --> 00:20:32,733
Um, everyone else here,
you can just relax, like I'm not here.

238
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I read some
of your old pieces online the other day.

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Very funny.
I'm looking forward to this one.

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Thanks.

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Where do you want me?

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- Yeah, wherever you're comfortable.
- Okay.

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Yeah.

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That's very nice. Very good.
Yeah. To me. Oh, yeah.

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Just head down, just a touch.
Yeah. Wonderful. Well done. Yeah.

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What do you think? Cool, yeah?

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Right, shall we get a picture
of you in your costume?

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No.

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No one asked Hemingway
to get his tits out, did they?

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<i>- Good night with Aunty G?
- Yeah, showed her The Sopranos finale</i>

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- and she said she felt cheated.
- What do you expect? It's Aunty G.

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God, look at this prick on his scooter.

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Today, Mommy,
your name's gonna be in the newspaper,

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- and not for a crime.
- Yeah, you're right.

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All my friend's moms
are gonna read about it.

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And soon we won't be poor.
You're a real writer now.

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Yeah, suppose I am.
I am a real writer.

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What you got?
A fucking paper round?

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Her Majesty treat you well?

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As well as she would treat
one of her sons.

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Prison's like boarding school I bet.

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No, no, no, no, no,
it's much lovelier than that.

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It's not your article, darling.

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They've turned your words
into a sad little interview.

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They fucked me.

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Of course she lied to me.

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Come on.

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Come on, come, come, come.

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Costello Jones says, "I'm not ashamed
to use my body to pay the rent."

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"Sex work is real work."

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I never fucking said that.

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Iris is gonna be so embarrassed.

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God, I want a drink.

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No, you don't.

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I'm 106 days sober, is this my life now?

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Why can't I have a glass of wine
like a normal human being?

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Because, darling, when you drink,
bad things happen.

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I knew it was risky, writing this.

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Well, writing
is the most dangerous sport.

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Do you want me to have her whacked?

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Fuck her. She's going in my novel,
and she's going to be a fucking monster.

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Yeah, well, the best revenge, of course,
is winning the Man Booker Prize.

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They would have done
the same to Jean Genet

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if he had a cunt, wouldn't they?

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Undoubtedly.

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<i>Fuck her. Just keep doing your writing.</i>

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- What you calling this book?
- Oh, fuck knows.

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I need to get my head down,
finish it, find a publisher...

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finally make Iris proud.

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I gotta hand it to you,
you don't die easy.

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Why you are here?

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There's still customers out there
with handfuls of coins and cocks.

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Done for the night,
so I'll see you next week.

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Get back on stage.

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Okay then, get your hairy ass
out of here. You're fired.

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She ain't got no hairy ass.

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And don't forget
to take your pussy with you.

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And I ain't no pussy. Rude!

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Do you think he's got
little man syndrome?

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- Yeah.
- He's a bit of a weirdo.

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Solidarity, sister.

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As performative gestures go,
I've seen better.

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- Seen better today.
- What's this?

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The photographer from that thing.

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00:25:19,903 --> 00:25:22,061
Yeah, I... I just wanted you
to know that

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I had no idea
that Sophie was going to fuck you over.

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I mean, it is fucking weird,

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but you've got to hand it to him.
Done a thing.

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Would you like to grab
a coffee or something?

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Do you pick up girls
outside peep shows often or...

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Uh, no. No, no, this...
this would be my first.

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Well, he's good value, ain't he?

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- Okay, go on then.
- Yeah?

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Taking real risk with that one.
Big old mouth on her.

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- And very mangled minge.
- Thank you for that, Konstantin.

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Well, no one's perfect.