1 00:00:06,413 --> 00:00:08,710 Dear Lord, I know you can hear me. 2 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:12,015 It's Jade Mary Megan James, the one from Carshalton. 3 00:00:13,163 --> 00:00:14,798 Give us the strength not to become 4 00:00:14,798 --> 00:00:17,964 them stereotypical, weak bitches who live in refuges. 5 00:00:17,964 --> 00:00:22,347 Like the pathetic ones you see on telly, crying with limp, lifeless hair. 6 00:00:24,296 --> 00:00:26,035 Now, you ask the Lord for salvation. 7 00:00:27,010 --> 00:00:28,750 Go on. Ask him for something deep in your heart. 8 00:00:31,290 --> 00:00:33,273 Fucking ask him. He ain't got all day. 9 00:00:37,831 --> 00:00:43,675 Dear Lord, please give me and Iris a council flat in London. 10 00:00:44,093 --> 00:00:46,285 Why are you obsessed with London? It's shit. 11 00:00:46,563 --> 00:00:47,711 That's where we're from. 12 00:00:47,711 --> 00:00:49,903 No, you came here from a great, big country house. 13 00:00:49,903 --> 00:00:51,051 Hypocrite much? 14 00:00:51,364 --> 00:00:56,409 Too right, if a mansion's on offer. But if I'm being thrown to some slum, 15 00:00:56,409 --> 00:00:58,113 it better be in the center of the universe, 16 00:00:58,113 --> 00:00:59,540 - which is London. - Yeah. 17 00:01:00,062 --> 00:01:02,741 Deliver Jesus and hear my prayer for Costello, 18 00:01:02,741 --> 00:01:03,924 whose daughter hates her. 19 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,673 - No, she doesn't. - There's vibes. 20 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,038 No. She hates her new school. 21 00:01:09,665 --> 00:01:12,065 - This place and that fucking noise. - Yes. 22 00:01:12,065 --> 00:01:15,196 Heavenly Father, silence the greedy folk next door, 23 00:01:15,196 --> 00:01:16,518 cast them into the furnace, 24 00:01:16,518 --> 00:01:20,242 burn them alive in their Pashminas, lead them to damnation. 25 00:01:20,242 --> 00:01:21,563 Thanks, God. Bye. 26 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,182 You ask a lot of Him. 27 00:01:26,573 --> 00:01:29,287 I thought Jesus liked women who helped themselves. 28 00:01:29,566 --> 00:01:32,210 Yeah. Jesus loves a hustler. 29 00:01:34,784 --> 00:01:36,141 What you doing for money? 30 00:01:37,429 --> 00:01:39,516 - Wanna earn some cash? - Doing what? 31 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:40,803 Webcamming and shit. 32 00:01:42,055 --> 00:01:45,779 - Don't really wanna fuck Serena off. - Bitch. It's your funeral. 33 00:01:57,781 --> 00:01:59,765 All right. It's Costello Jones. 34 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:02,966 I don't owe you any fucking money! But go on, leave a message. 35 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:07,349 Day 12 in Bedlam for me. 36 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:11,594 And you'll be pleased to hear I've bounced back somewhat. 37 00:02:12,534 --> 00:02:14,517 And I'm willing to concede there's a ten-percent chance 38 00:02:14,517 --> 00:02:15,839 I'm the full nutty. 39 00:02:15,839 --> 00:02:21,962 So rest assured, I'm giving my time here the full college try. 40 00:02:23,214 --> 00:02:27,076 I think you might even enjoy my little updates. 41 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,477 Like, postcards from a demented island. 42 00:02:32,017 --> 00:02:33,791 And I'm even making friends here. 43 00:02:34,348 --> 00:02:40,401 I met an interesting "thing" called Frida. She helps pass the time. 44 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:45,655 Do you think you could come and visit? 45 00:02:48,230 --> 00:02:50,247 I feel like you owe me that, at least. 46 00:02:53,657 --> 00:02:55,083 Give Iris a kiss from me. 47 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:03,956 All right, love... 48 00:03:08,514 --> 00:03:14,254 In all the food banks in all the world, if it isn't Costello Jones. 49 00:03:16,098 --> 00:03:17,072 All right, just... 50 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:20,273 Hey. 51 00:03:33,076 --> 00:03:34,433 Heard you moved to the country with Selby. 52 00:03:35,163 --> 00:03:37,773 - Yeah, I'm back now, so... - Yeah, probably for the best. 53 00:03:38,121 --> 00:03:39,548 He's a total knob, isn't he? 54 00:03:40,069 --> 00:03:42,679 He's my best friend, and you know nothing about him. 55 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:46,750 Okay, come on then. Let's get you some food. 56 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:55,273 Bit presumptuous, aren't we? I'm here to volunteer. 57 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:00,144 I can do weekday mornings, or... 58 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,432 Okay. 59 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:07,519 Great. 60 00:04:08,286 --> 00:04:10,059 Well, in that case, 61 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:13,678 follow me, and I'll show you how food banking's done. 62 00:04:13,678 --> 00:04:15,174 - Okay. - Donations. 63 00:04:16,809 --> 00:04:20,706 This is the packing station. Fresh goods here. Eggs, free-range. 64 00:04:21,889 --> 00:04:22,793 Hello, mate. 65 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:24,881 And this is absolutely stunning. 66 00:04:24,881 --> 00:04:26,760 We just have the appropriate stocks, 67 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,612 and we're just happening to give away 20. 68 00:04:29,612 --> 00:04:31,526 I mean, what's the one thing 69 00:04:31,526 --> 00:04:34,692 that you've got loads of that you can always use more of? 70 00:04:35,284 --> 00:04:39,493 Right. Black shirts. I must have 40 at home. 71 00:04:40,224 --> 00:04:45,583 I really must. Can you see this? These are actual real silk... 72 00:04:45,861 --> 00:04:47,496 I know what's wrong with you. 73 00:04:50,731 --> 00:04:52,506 I know what's wrong with everyone in here. 74 00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:54,211 I'd be a psychiatrist if they let me out. 75 00:04:56,020 --> 00:04:59,812 Well, given you were elbow deep in your vagina earlier, 76 00:04:59,812 --> 00:05:01,343 you'd make a wonderful psychiatrist. 77 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:07,223 See him? Schizoid Personality Disorder. I can tell. 78 00:05:08,649 --> 00:05:09,867 And check out the nurse. 79 00:05:11,537 --> 00:05:13,798 Avoidant Personality Disorder. 80 00:05:24,131 --> 00:05:26,740 Narcissistic Personality Disorder. 81 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:29,316 I 100% know that 'cause my granddad was the same. 82 00:05:29,316 --> 00:05:32,656 - And what is wrong with you? - Borderline Personality Disorder. 83 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:36,795 And I've been anorexic since I was eight, 84 00:05:37,143 --> 00:05:42,536 ADHD since I was 11, and complex PTSD since, like, forever. 85 00:05:44,067 --> 00:05:46,503 Gosh. You're quite the collector. 86 00:05:51,930 --> 00:05:53,565 I've been watching you since you got here. 87 00:05:54,574 --> 00:05:58,157 I've got you sussed. Are you ready for my diagnosis? 88 00:06:00,106 --> 00:06:02,993 - If you must. - Antisocial Personality Disorder. 89 00:06:02,993 --> 00:06:04,976 All of your relationships have been violent, 90 00:06:05,463 --> 00:06:07,482 and you've got big daddy issues. 91 00:06:08,422 --> 00:06:09,430 Am I right? 92 00:06:10,822 --> 00:06:14,162 Well, you can be the judge of that when I tell you that I want to grab 93 00:06:14,162 --> 00:06:18,998 your stupid, little head and ram it into that cunting television. 94 00:06:22,095 --> 00:06:25,295 That's it. There's only 20 on sale in this exclusive offer. 95 00:06:25,783 --> 00:06:27,244 So, if you want one, 96 00:06:27,244 --> 00:06:29,261 you shouldn't wait to call the number below. 97 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:37,298 I've been holding out for a miscarriage but it's still up there. 98 00:06:38,238 --> 00:06:40,221 You've never been very lucky, have you? 99 00:06:41,056 --> 00:06:42,865 Did you ever think about getting rid of Iris? 100 00:06:43,144 --> 00:06:47,702 Never. As soon as I found out, I knew I was gonna take my baby and run. 101 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:49,197 I ain't as strong as you. 102 00:06:49,197 --> 00:06:51,737 - I can't do this on my own. - I'm not strong. 103 00:06:51,737 --> 00:06:55,251 And I ain't doing it with Paul. No. No choice but to abort. 104 00:06:55,251 --> 00:06:58,035 Well, it sounds like you need to get rid of him, not the kid. 105 00:06:58,417 --> 00:07:00,782 I tried to break up with him, like, three times. 106 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,322 Pity you can't abort 50-year-old men. 107 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:08,298 I could call him and tell him that you've died. 108 00:07:14,943 --> 00:07:18,979 Selby called me for the first time today and wants me to visit. 109 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:21,170 - Don't you fucking dare. - I was so relieved. 110 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:24,059 I thought he hated me. I miss him, G. I just... 111 00:07:24,059 --> 00:07:26,006 I think you'll find that's nostalgia talking. 112 00:07:26,006 --> 00:07:28,512 Look, what you need is a distraction. 113 00:07:30,391 --> 00:07:33,208 Will you have this abortion with me? 114 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,940 I've been waiting years for you to ask that. 115 00:07:38,776 --> 00:07:41,733 If I do it. I mean, I'm probably gonna do it. 116 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:43,994 I'm gonna do it. 117 00:07:50,605 --> 00:07:51,579 Maybe. 118 00:07:52,449 --> 00:07:55,510 Bubba, please. What can I do to stop you hating me? 119 00:07:58,154 --> 00:08:00,172 Nothing. You and Selby messed up. 120 00:08:01,251 --> 00:08:03,199 Why should I have to live this crappy life? 121 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:07,200 Costello! I need a word. 122 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:11,445 Iris, go upstairs and do your homework. 123 00:08:13,776 --> 00:08:16,385 Oh, just put me up for adoption, why don't you? 124 00:08:17,951 --> 00:08:20,317 - Iris! -"Iris, Iris." 125 00:08:22,439 --> 00:08:24,666 It's a joy to see you at communal prayer each morning. 126 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:29,432 Yeah. Well, it is mandatory, Serena. I've been a good girl. 127 00:08:29,745 --> 00:08:32,459 - No contact with Selby. - God rewards the good. 128 00:08:33,363 --> 00:08:36,286 No men, no work. I started volunteering at a food bank. 129 00:08:36,565 --> 00:08:38,582 All of this is good, good, good. 130 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:41,331 Now, I need to talk to you about an organization we work with 131 00:08:41,331 --> 00:08:42,793 who house wayward mothers. 132 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,541 I know it's quick, and you've barely settled in, 133 00:08:45,541 --> 00:08:49,228 but we have found you and Iris your forever home. 134 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,908 - Here? In London? - Let's see. 135 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:54,482 Two bedrooms, a balcony, by the sea. Thanet! 136 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:55,943 The Lord giveth. 137 00:08:56,917 --> 00:09:00,292 - Am I fuck moving to Thanet. - And the Lord taketh away. 138 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:04,780 I've been a good person for 12 days now. And I'm not a good person, Serena. 139 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:08,573 I've been pretending, and I am exhausted and now I'm being shat on. 140 00:09:09,129 --> 00:09:12,261 - The Lord moves in mysterious ways. - Serena, the Lord is a knob. 141 00:09:12,679 --> 00:09:15,079 And if the Lord thinks that I'm leaving London, 142 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:17,271 he can go fuck himself. 143 00:09:19,046 --> 00:09:21,759 "Your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends." 144 00:09:21,759 --> 00:09:25,725 That's... that's not even the Bible. That is Goodfellas. 145 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:29,100 You're getting your gospels all mixed up. This is just... 146 00:09:29,866 --> 00:09:32,544 - What? So, you're chucking me out now? - No. Why would I do that? 147 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:35,049 The government give me 600 quid a week to keep you here. 148 00:09:37,729 --> 00:09:38,703 Capitalism! 149 00:09:39,885 --> 00:09:42,460 The real religion of the 21st century. 150 00:09:42,948 --> 00:09:44,026 Hallelujah! 151 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,531 This is gonna be my last shift today. 152 00:09:50,531 --> 00:09:53,594 I need a job that pays. I need to get a private flat. 153 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:54,950 What about the refuge? 154 00:09:55,681 --> 00:09:58,186 I've got six months there, but the clock is ticking 155 00:09:58,186 --> 00:10:00,969 before they kick me to the council, who will fuck me. 156 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:03,230 Well, is there anything I can do? 157 00:10:04,414 --> 00:10:06,431 How much money have you got on you right now? 158 00:10:13,633 --> 00:10:15,930 - Fiver. - Now, eat me out. 159 00:10:18,678 --> 00:10:19,652 Is this a... 160 00:10:21,844 --> 00:10:22,853 No... I'm not a... 161 00:10:23,618 --> 00:10:26,611 Listen I support sex workers, but I don't pay for it. 162 00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:29,255 Can I stop you right there before you say something stupid? 163 00:10:29,742 --> 00:10:33,012 The pussy is for free. I just need five pounds. 164 00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:37,117 Is it ethical to lick out a woman who lives in a refuge? 165 00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:40,945 I don't think this pussy is that worried about ethics. 166 00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:42,441 I just need a distraction. 167 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:45,433 And if you don't want it, then you can fuck off. 168 00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:52,913 This is gonna be the best offer you're gonna get 169 00:10:53,226 --> 00:10:55,418 in any food bank today. 170 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:19,598 I just can't imagine ever loving you. 171 00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:22,764 Mate, that hurts. 172 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,435 - Is that a reason to call it a day? - Yes. 173 00:11:29,201 --> 00:11:30,280 I think it is. 174 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:34,037 I've never broken up with someone before. 175 00:11:34,037 --> 00:11:36,438 Normally, when I'm horrible to them, they just leave. 176 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,360 I don't believe you could ever be horrible, G. 177 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:43,849 I literally just need some space, 178 00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:47,258 and for you not to be in it ever. 179 00:11:54,182 --> 00:11:57,592 Good luck. You're a lovely man, but not for me. 180 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,878 Yeah, thanks. 181 00:12:03,262 --> 00:12:05,106 Listen, do you fancy grabbing a drink sometime? 182 00:12:05,106 --> 00:12:07,194 I think that would be a bit weird, don't you? 183 00:12:07,507 --> 00:12:09,073 Yeah. Yeah. Of course. 184 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:15,683 - I'll see you soon, Gloria. - No. You probably won't. 185 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,162 Well, take care. 186 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:32,000 Okay. 187 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,184 Hello. 188 00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:41,602 I think, I'd really love to book in for a termination. 189 00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,038 Right. No makeup. 190 00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:46,438 You're not allowed to look good. Stick on the trackie. 191 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,658 What are you doing? Get off. 192 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,581 Making it look like you actually live in a refuge. 193 00:13:00,181 --> 00:13:02,860 Can't be all fancy. It ain't Babestation. 194 00:13:04,148 --> 00:13:08,393 - Authenticity is what they want. - Yeah, well, it's not authentic to me. 195 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:11,663 Hiya. 196 00:13:12,811 --> 00:13:17,542 We are two horny babes trapped in a battered women's refuge 197 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,978 with no men to satisfy us. 198 00:13:21,474 --> 00:13:22,587 Do you wanna help us out? 199 00:13:23,005 --> 00:13:25,684 You run away from horrible men, did you? 200 00:13:25,684 --> 00:13:27,110 Yeah. Please help us. 201 00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:31,181 We're 100% battered British bitches. 202 00:13:31,494 --> 00:13:34,765 She's new here. Fresh from being abused. 203 00:13:35,739 --> 00:13:36,713 Tell him. 204 00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,296 Yeah. It's true. 205 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:46,002 Been abused all my life by men and women. 206 00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:48,298 You got any bruises? 207 00:13:50,107 --> 00:13:51,604 You have no idea. 208 00:13:54,387 --> 00:13:58,388 But if you could just click the donate button, 209 00:13:58,806 --> 00:14:03,816 I'll tell you the whole, sordid story. 210 00:14:09,626 --> 00:14:10,844 Hi, girls. 211 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:12,409 - Hi. - Hi. 212 00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,088 Those, you like? 213 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,758 - Love those. - I thought you would. 214 00:14:16,758 --> 00:14:18,358 Tell me where he hit you. 215 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,743 You've got a face I want to punch. 216 00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:28,657 That makes me want to cry. 217 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,705 I wouldn't have let you out of my sight. 218 00:14:45,705 --> 00:14:47,305 - It's beautiful. - That's so nice. 219 00:14:47,305 --> 00:14:48,349 And a bit scary. 220 00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:50,959 List all of your injuries for me. 221 00:14:51,446 --> 00:14:55,272 - Well, I had my ribs broken. - Yeah. I broke my jaw. 222 00:14:55,621 --> 00:14:58,195 You deserved it, didn't you? 223 00:14:58,508 --> 00:15:01,569 - I'm so sorry. - Well, I'm sorry, too. 224 00:15:01,883 --> 00:15:03,344 I'd hit you with my big dick. 225 00:15:05,397 --> 00:15:06,475 - I can't wait. - Good. 226 00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:35,492 Day 29 in the funny farm. 227 00:15:37,928 --> 00:15:38,971 I miss you. 228 00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:42,103 Why won't you visit me? 229 00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,990 She's already forgot you, mate. 230 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,130 They always do. 231 00:16:02,699 --> 00:16:07,291 I suppose you think this is some sort of meet-cute, don't you? 232 00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:11,084 Two nut-nuts in an asylum falling in love. 233 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,085 Well, it just isn't that movie, darling. 234 00:16:17,903 --> 00:16:22,599 And when I say fuck off, I don't mean follow me and love me. 235 00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:24,200 I mean, fuck off. 236 00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:26,566 Fuck off! 237 00:16:27,262 --> 00:16:28,236 Okay? 238 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,135 - Just through here, please. - Thank you. 239 00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:47,441 So, you're sure you want to go through with this? 240 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,886 Because you've had a lot to drink. 241 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:52,660 Dutch courage. 242 00:16:54,608 --> 00:16:56,696 And why have you tarted yourself up? 243 00:16:56,696 --> 00:16:59,062 I can dress up for my abortion if I like. 244 00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:02,750 I've split up with Paul, and I'm happy about that. 245 00:17:03,411 --> 00:17:04,524 But wait. 246 00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:07,655 I think I want the baby. 247 00:17:09,638 --> 00:17:12,387 - All right. Come on then, let's go. - No, no, no. Sit, sit. 248 00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:16,075 You know what I'm like. I'll fuck it up. I'll just fuck it up. 249 00:17:16,527 --> 00:17:20,145 - It's best to get it over and done with. - Gloria Duke. 250 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,887 Sorry, I have to ask. 251 00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:32,566 But have you consumed alcohol in the last 24 hours? 252 00:17:35,593 --> 00:17:36,776 A couple over lunch. 253 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,141 I'm afraid you can't legally consent 254 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,229 to the procedure under the influence of alcohol. 255 00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,847 No. I've made up my mind now. I want an abortion. 256 00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,726 - Give it to me. - Come on. 257 00:17:46,726 --> 00:17:50,449 No! Give me my abortion. What's happened to this country? 258 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:52,884 What? A woman can't have an abortion after a couple of wine? 259 00:17:52,884 --> 00:17:54,241 - Come on. Let's go. - No. Look. 260 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,563 Hey, look at me. Look at me. 261 00:17:55,911 --> 00:17:59,181 Do I look like the kind of woman that should be having a kid? 262 00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:03,565 Look, let's just get you to bed, and we'll talk about it in the morning. 263 00:18:03,565 --> 00:18:07,567 Don't make me go Vera Drake. Don't make me go backstreet. 264 00:18:08,158 --> 00:18:09,132 Come on. 265 00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:14,351 Sorry. 266 00:18:15,186 --> 00:18:19,605 You're arrogant. You're up yourself. You're rude, aggressive. 267 00:18:21,414 --> 00:18:23,153 You just don't seem very vulnerable. 268 00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:28,302 Abused women are usually a lot more... 269 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:30,808 humble. 270 00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,600 So what, you think I'm lying? 271 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,567 Iris! Iris! 272 00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:45,663 Iris! 273 00:18:48,864 --> 00:18:50,812 - Lord! - Iris! 274 00:18:50,812 --> 00:18:51,856 Candi? 275 00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:55,579 Candi! Candi, where are you? 276 00:18:57,457 --> 00:18:59,893 - Mom, what's... - We're okay. We're okay. 277 00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,668 Right. You're gonna grab your money and let's go. 278 00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,894 This is 'cause of them greedy bastards next door. 279 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:05,807 All right, bubba. Iris, can you help me? 280 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:11,026 Right. Everything's fine. 281 00:19:12,766 --> 00:19:14,089 Okay. Good girls. 282 00:19:15,341 --> 00:19:18,472 Okay. All right. Let's go. 283 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,768 Iris, you just stay with mommy, okay? 284 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:24,143 Get out of his way, yeah? Get out, now. Now. 285 00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,848 Keep moving! Keep going! 286 00:19:33,154 --> 00:19:34,581 Mom. Mom. 287 00:19:38,825 --> 00:19:40,251 - Gosh. - Everyone out? 288 00:19:40,634 --> 00:19:42,931 - You okay? - Yeah, I guess. 289 00:19:43,488 --> 00:19:44,531 Are you all right? 290 00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:47,419 You said, and I quote, 291 00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:50,097 "I want to grab your stupid, little head 292 00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:52,742 and ram it into that cunting television." 293 00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:58,656 I'm a work in progress. 294 00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:00,849 No, I've quit. 295 00:20:04,606 --> 00:20:05,615 Go on, then. 296 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:10,938 You doing okay? 297 00:20:14,869 --> 00:20:15,983 I miss Iris. 298 00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:19,288 More than anything. 299 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,602 And I just can't wait 300 00:20:23,602 --> 00:20:25,585 to get back to them both and make it all better. 301 00:20:28,091 --> 00:20:29,586 How would you make it all better? 302 00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,727 - What would you say to them? - What would I say? 303 00:20:43,155 --> 00:20:45,730 That I have all the right feelings in my heart. 304 00:20:50,218 --> 00:20:53,071 But I just don't know how to love like everyone else. 305 00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:54,115 Because... 306 00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:58,602 no one ever fucking taught me how to do it right. 307 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:14,294 - But then I sound like an absolute twat. - You're attempting to change. 308 00:21:15,059 --> 00:21:16,869 Most don't have the guts to try that. 309 00:21:17,216 --> 00:21:19,652 Well, I'm a big, brave boy, Doctor. 310 00:21:36,978 --> 00:21:40,178 Oi, Pashmina! Why are you crying? 311 00:21:40,944 --> 00:21:45,433 This is your fault. Your house is fine, ours is fucked. 312 00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:49,712 I mean, you barely even live here. You live in Oxfordshire. 313 00:21:52,182 --> 00:21:54,304 You take more and more 314 00:21:54,304 --> 00:21:57,853 without thinking about people who get less and less. 315 00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:01,263 We lived here! 316 00:22:01,958 --> 00:22:07,526 It was just a shitty little room, and it wasn't forever, but it was ours. 317 00:22:10,064 --> 00:22:13,335 You are lucky that someone didn't die! 318 00:22:13,335 --> 00:22:18,032 My daughter could've died, you posh cunts! 319 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:21,824 - That's right. - That's right. 320 00:22:24,538 --> 00:22:25,512 Thank you. 321 00:22:29,374 --> 00:22:30,348 Thank you. 322 00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:36,889 I'll sort this. Okay? I promise. I'm sorry, bubba. 323 00:22:43,847 --> 00:22:45,065 Selby, you've got a visitor. 324 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,649 - Who? - Some woman. 325 00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:51,293 She got a little girl with her. She's so cute. 326 00:23:14,499 --> 00:23:16,482 - Visitors? - Not today. 327 00:23:36,139 --> 00:23:37,844 That was a horrible thing to do. 328 00:23:57,084 --> 00:24:00,528 - We're not coming. - The Lord pours scorn on the ungrateful. 329 00:24:00,528 --> 00:24:03,521 There's refuge for you in Skegness. Now, get in. 330 00:24:03,869 --> 00:24:08,148 - No. We live here. - Yeah. We live here, too. 331 00:24:08,148 --> 00:24:09,887 Here, ladies, get off. 332 00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:12,670 Costello's staging a protest about social cleansing. 333 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:14,375 No. I'm... I'm not. I'm... 334 00:24:15,593 --> 00:24:17,089 We're just not leaving. 335 00:24:19,455 --> 00:24:23,282 But you should go and get a little flat, you know, by the sea. 336 00:24:23,282 --> 00:24:26,379 And get your mom and your sister to come and stay at weekends. 337 00:24:26,379 --> 00:24:27,493 You won't be on your own. 338 00:24:31,841 --> 00:24:34,068 I bet there's a God in Skegness, as well. 339 00:24:37,616 --> 00:24:38,764 Right. Come on, get on. 340 00:24:45,097 --> 00:24:49,167 - Should've got on. - No. This is our home. 341 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,838 Sure doesn't feel like it. 342 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,551 Just a couple of city rats, hey? 343 00:25:02,284 --> 00:25:04,441 - You all right? - Ain't I always? 344 00:25:05,311 --> 00:25:08,512 So, to abort or not to abort, that is the question. 345 00:25:10,669 --> 00:25:12,130 Not to abort. 346 00:25:13,905 --> 00:25:16,932 The Loneliness of the Unwed Single Mother, 347 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,358 name of your memoir. 348 00:25:21,037 --> 00:25:22,846 You can stay at mine until you get a place sorted 349 00:25:22,846 --> 00:25:24,342 - with the council. - Thank you. 350 00:25:24,342 --> 00:25:26,986 - Thanks. - You're welcome. Come on, babes. 351 00:25:40,381 --> 00:25:43,791 Could you take Iris out for dinner? 352 00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:45,252 Sure. 353 00:25:45,983 --> 00:25:47,375 The practice can come in handy. 354 00:25:48,765 --> 00:25:52,245 I just need to clear my head, I think. 355 00:25:53,497 --> 00:25:56,002 Babe. No, I get it. I get it. 356 00:25:58,438 --> 00:25:59,447 Okay. 357 00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:15,363 Day 30 at the looney bin. 358 00:27:16,615 --> 00:27:19,433 Stop all the clocks. Cut off the telephone. 359 00:27:19,746 --> 00:27:23,330 Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone. 360 00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:29,905 Saccharine wank! Don't worry. I haven't gone the full mental. 361 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,027 It's still a terrible poem, 362 00:27:32,027 --> 00:27:34,846 and Four Weddings is still a fucking awful film! 363 00:27:36,098 --> 00:27:40,169 What was it you said, Costello? "The world is a vile place." 364 00:27:40,969 --> 00:27:45,144 "And neither Richard Curtis nor W.H. Auden will ever change that." 365 00:27:47,092 --> 00:27:48,763 I hope to see you soon. 366 00:27:50,989 --> 00:27:52,694 And I hope you and Iris are okay. 367 00:27:55,999 --> 00:27:58,678 I let you down and I'm sorry. 368 00:28:01,496 --> 00:28:05,044 And right now, I can't reach you and it's fucking terrifying.