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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ Hey, hey! ♪
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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♪ Chasing dreams
And making it happen ♪
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♪ We can be anything
We imagine ♪
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♪ In harmony, it's clicking
Like magic ♪
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♪ It takes two! ♪
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♪ When we're together ♪
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♪ Double trouble
Rocking in stereo ♪
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♪ Better buckle up,
Baby here we go ♪
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♪ You and me ♪
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♪ It's lights
Camera action ♪
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♪ It takes two! ♪
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♪ When we're together ♪
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♪ It takes two! ♪
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[instrumental music playing]
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[alarm beeps]
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[both] It's the first day
of school!
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You know what that means...
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-Schedules!
-Muffins!
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You packed your
own muffin pan?
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Doesn't everybody?
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It's for my mom's magical
mango muffins.
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That's how we kick off
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West Coast Roberts'
back to school traditions.
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Um...
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After muffins,
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there's the first day
outfit picture,
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time capsules and
family karaoke night.
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It's the only way to set the
tone for a perfect school year.
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W-Wow.
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That's a lot.
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And they all sound great.
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I just wish you'd
told me sooner.
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I still have to pick up
my favorite pens.
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The right ink flow can make
an essay feel alive.
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[phone buzzes]
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Time for breakfast.
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Maybe muffins this weekend?
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Um, sure.
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[dreamy music playing]
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[phone rings]
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Mom, Dad?
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George, wake up. It's Barbie.
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Are you okay, honey?
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It's 4:00 AM?
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[yelps]
More noodles!
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Oh, Margaret.
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It was the mac and cheese
dream again.
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I was drowning in cheddar.
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Whoops. Time zones.
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Morning here,
way too early there.
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Everything's fine.
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Love you. Bye.
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Wait, sweetie!
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Happy first day.
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You're making
the muffins right?
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Yes.
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I am.
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[energetic music playing]
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Heads up.
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-Thanks, Dad.
-Thanks, baby.
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Don't forget to clean
the cat box.
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[instrumental music playing]
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[dings]
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-Barbie.
-[both] Yes?
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Sorry, this Barbie.
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Hope you like poppy seed.
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Thanks.
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Got any milk?
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And flour, eggs, baking soda
and some mangoes?
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Interesting bagel toppings.
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Actually I wanted
to make muffins.
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They're a family tradition.
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Hmm.
We don't have any mangoes.
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Would a week old guava I picked
up in Hawaii work?
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Um... not really?
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Sorry, Barbie.
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Maybe I can pick
some up later.
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Mango muffins this weekend?
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-[phone buzzes]
-Mm.
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Got a jet.
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La France, here I come.
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And I gotta get
to the office.
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-[Brooklyn's mother] Cat box.
-Right after the cat box.
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Okay. No muffins,
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but what about
the time capsule?
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Fun for the future.
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Speaking of the future,
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subway leaves in 12 minutes
30 seconds.
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We gotta leave in five
if we're going to be on time.
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-And by on time...
-You mean early.
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I mean early.
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Could use a little mango.
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[energetic music playing]
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Dance, music theory, vocal.
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Morning.
Happy first day of school.
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Love the hair.
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Yes to the purple streaks!
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Huh. 8:30.
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Still too early on the
West Coast to try home again,
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but I can call at lunch, right?
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Brooklyn?
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Malibu, look who it is!
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[fanfare music]
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[gasps]
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-It's, it's, it's...
-Breathe.
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Can you spell it out for me?
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Charades?
How many syllables?
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Rafa, Brooklyn short-circuited.
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It's Bertram Livsey.
He's a genius.
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One of the greatest actors
of all time.
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No, the greatest.
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I've seen him on Broadway
like 10 times.
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He just doesn't know acting,
he is acting.
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What's he doing here?
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Oh, is that him?
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Because I heard
from some dance kids,
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who heard it from
some film students,
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who heard it from
some drama kids
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that he's guest-teaching
here this year.
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By audition only.
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[gasps]
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Yeah, maybe let's work on
that first impression.
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I am so getting into his class.
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What'll I perform?
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I gotta find the perfect piece.
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Something that shows my range
but isn't too much of a stretch.
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Something hilarious
but also serious.
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Something that everybody knows
and loves but is totally fresh.
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[gasps]
I know.
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A dramatic hero scene.
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[neighs]
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Nope. Too horsey.
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Maybe something mysterious.
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Eye of newt and tail of frog.
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Wait, is it tail of snake?
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[sniffs]
Nope.
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[coughs]
Too smelly.
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More iconic.
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♪ The hills... ♪
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Woah!
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Ugh!
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Nope. Too dizzy.
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[dreamy music]
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I have no idea what to do.
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Better figure it out fast.
Auditions are tomorrow.
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-Tomorrow?
-[school bell rings]
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And class is now.
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See you at lunch, Rafa.
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Brooklyn, breathe.
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Breathe.
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Can I help you with something?
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[inhales]
My guess is, uh, no.
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Have it your way.
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But for future reference,
this is my good side.
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[claps]
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Let's begin warming up,
shall we?
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[gentle classical music]
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Psst. Brooklyn.
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What are you doing?
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Didn't you hear her?
We're starting.
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Gotta find a perfect
audition piece.
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And seven, and eight.
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No. No.
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Maybe. No.
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[whispers]
Brooklyn, she's coming!
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[dramatic music]
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I thought I said no phones,
Miss Roberts.
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Is there somewhere you'd
rather be than in my class?
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Because that can be arranged.
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Oh, madam.
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I, um...
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It's my fault.
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Because, well, your scarf.
It's so beautiful.
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It's an Alessandra Boujay,
right?
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That's correct.
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I've been looking everywhere
for one just like it,
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so I asked Brooklyn
to check online
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because I left my phone
in my locker.
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I mean, that color?
With your eyes?
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[giggles]
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They're impossible to find.
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But I got this one
at a sample sale.
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I'll send you the link
after class.
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[cheerful music]
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Thanks for the rescue.
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No problem.
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And I snagged an amazing scarf
on that site she sent me
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so it was a total win-win.
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Oh, and speaking of fashion,
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I think it's time for the first
day outfit photoshoot back home.
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Oh, no, I missed it.
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At least Skipper sent the pic.
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Disaster.
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My costume design
instructor told us
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to build a signature look that
explores our inner essence.
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I'm still working
on my outer essence!
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And she wants it in two days?
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Real art takes time, and...
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Oh, no, he isn't!
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Did we not just talk about this?
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My right side is my good side.
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Future award winning director
The Dash.
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Cheers.
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The Dash?
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Like the punctuation?
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What, was the comma taken?
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The semicolon too boring?
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Full name Daschel Haycraft
the Third.
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But he goes by The Dash.
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Here to talk about The Dash's
next groundbreaking epic,
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an expose on aspiring artists
in their natural habitat.
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You two, love the desperation.
Love it.
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You though, you're holding back.
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I need grit, I need angst.
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Something, anything.
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Listen, Dash.
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The Dash.
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If you say so.
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Anyway, we're kind of in
the middle of something.
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So that's a wrap.
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Ah!
Speaking The Dash's language.
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I like it, I like it.
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Ciao.
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So.
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-This assignment...
-[school bell rings]
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Ooh. Got to get to music theory.
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And I'm off to stage lighting.
And to find an audition piece.
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We'll catch up about your
costume after school, Rafa.
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I cannot work under
these conditions.
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[instrumental music playing]
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Ugh. It's still the middle
of the school day on the
West Coast.
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I need to have
a serious talk
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with whoever invented
time zones.
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[sobbing dramatically]
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What happened?
What's wrong?
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Good, huh?
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It's part of my audition piece
from Romeo and Juliet.
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Perfect choice, right?
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Lots of crying.
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Bertram loves tears.
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The man can cry on command.
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He won the Sobby Award for his
revolutionary work in the play
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"The Weeping Windmill".
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Well, the next Sobby
is as good as yours.
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I'll leave you to it.
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[sobbing dramatically]
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Yes!
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You got this.
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[instrumental music playing]
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Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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[Kel] What'd you say, honey?
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I'm not talking to you, Dad.
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I'm talking to Romeo.
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[Malibu] Aww. After first day
of school beach walk?
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I wish I were there.
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[static crackling]
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What? You're breaking up.
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Better now?
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How about now?
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Now?
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Deny thy father and...
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[Kel] Etta? Dinner!
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Woah.
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Sorry, Etta.
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Romeo!
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Your timing's perfect.
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00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,418
Just got back from
the skateboard park.
271
00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:08,961
So tell me, Barbie,
272
00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,506
did you burn the muffins
this morning?
273
00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:12,756
Uh, no.
274
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,384
I didn't even get
to make them.
275
00:11:14,384 --> 00:11:16,386
And that was one time.
276
00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:19,055
I can still smell the smoke.
277
00:11:19,055 --> 00:11:20,264
[laughs]
278
00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,099
I was 10.
279
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,435
That which we call a rose
280
00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,605
by any other name would
smell as sweet.
281
00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:28,898
[phone buzzing]
282
00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:30,358
She almost got in trouble.
283
00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,527
So I told her how much
I love her scarf and...
284
00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,655
-[beeps]
-Oh, one sec.
285
00:11:35,655 --> 00:11:37,699
Does this scream me?
What about this?
286
00:11:37,699 --> 00:11:41,035
Does it say I'm a fierce jungle
cat but also a frisky kitten?
287
00:11:41,035 --> 00:11:42,662
Um, yes.
288
00:11:42,662 --> 00:11:46,249
I knew it.
I'm starting over.
289
00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:47,417
Everything cool?
290
00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:48,750
Yep. Just a costume.
291
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,919
Hold on.
292
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,962
Trust me, you're a jungle cat.
293
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,963
[Ken] Huh?
294
00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:57,385
Whoops.
Hold please.
295
00:11:57,385 --> 00:12:00,471
Does this say elegant elk
or teeny mouse?
296
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:04,308
No, you're right.
Needs more majestic moose.
297
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,894
[yawns]
298
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,730
Crisis averted.
299
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:11,691
-[Brooklyn] Romeo!
-[groans]
300
00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:15,069
And it sounds like there's one
more crisis to handle.
301
00:12:15,069 --> 00:12:16,237
Talk tomorrow?
302
00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:19,156
For sure.
Night, Barbie.
303
00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,618
[chuckles] Romeo better be
worth the yelling!
304
00:12:21,618 --> 00:12:25,829
[instrumental music playing]
305
00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:32,962
[meows]
306
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,507
[gasps]
307
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,554
[gasps]
308
00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:43,180
Morning!
309
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,100
I thought you were coming up
after last night's Romeo.
310
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,227
How'd your all nighter go?
311
00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:50,521
[hoarsely]
Oh, no. I can't talk!
312
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,774
What'd you say?
It's like you're not talking.
313
00:12:52,774 --> 00:12:55,443
-[hoarsely] I'm not talking.
-Are you talking?
314
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,027
[hoarsely]
Too much rehearsal.
315
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:58,488
Lost voice.
316
00:12:58,488 --> 00:13:00,615
[gasps] You must've
rehearsed too much
317
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:01,823
and lost your voice.
318
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,619
Don't worry.
319
00:13:04,619 --> 00:13:07,371
I can fix this,
but I'll need some backup.
320
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,956
Tea, drink it.
321
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,458
Heating pad, wear it.
322
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:12,168
Garlic, chew it.
323
00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:23,805
Oh, no. Still no voice?
324
00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:26,724
Don't worry.
325
00:13:26,724 --> 00:13:28,225
We'll think of something.
326
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:30,144
I can't pull off antlers.
327
00:13:31,479 --> 00:13:33,105
Don't ask.
328
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,358
Rafa, you're super talented
329
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:37,276
and you're going
to figure this out.
330
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,654
Thank you, Malibu.
Your turn, Brooklyn.
331
00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:41,447
Say nice things.
332
00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:44,158
She can't say anything.
333
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,909
Too much rehearsal.
334
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,911
No voice?
I'll accept a note.
335
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,080
[Dash] And cut!
336
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,667
Yeah, better, better,
but not great.
337
00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,336
I'm not a miracle worker people.
338
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:58,005
Help me help you.
339
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,383
Oh, and, uh, Rafa, the camera
doesn't lie, my friend.
340
00:14:00,383 --> 00:14:02,051
Your left side
is your good side.
341
00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:03,636
[clicks tongue]
342
00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:06,514
Please. You have no idea what
you're talking abou...
343
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:11,394
[gasps]
344
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,855
He's right.
345
00:14:13,855 --> 00:14:15,565
Annoying, but right.
346
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,734
This changes everything.
347
00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:23,531
Let's go again, this time
with some actual feeling.
348
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:24,490
Back to one.
349
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,033
We don't have time.
350
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,244
Brooklyn's supposed to perform
this afternoon
351
00:14:28,244 --> 00:14:29,912
and she can't talk.
352
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,873
[sighs] Unbelievable!
353
00:14:31,873 --> 00:14:35,459
This is why I always have
understudies standing by.
354
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:37,754
I need a coffee.
355
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,922
You should have an understudy.
356
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,592
[gasps]
You do have an understudy!
357
00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:45,469
Me.
I'll be your voice.
358
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:49,306
I'll say the lines offstage
while you lip sync them onstage.
359
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:52,226
It'll be like Shakespeare
karaoke.
360
00:14:54,437 --> 00:14:56,564
You really think you
can do this?
361
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,357
No problem.
362
00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:02,194
It's going to be so flawless
no one will suspect a thing.
363
00:15:03,696 --> 00:15:07,533
h[instrumental music playing]
364
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,808
-[phone rings]
-Hey, Mom, one sec.
365
00:15:31,808 --> 00:15:35,436
I'm trying to pick my song
for karaoke tonight.
366
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,854
What's that one you like?
367
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,689
The one where that part goes
368
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,023
♪ Wah wah wee! ♪
369
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,151
-I don't...
- Oh, yes, you do.
370
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,820
♪ Wah wah wee! ♪
371
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,530
Seriously, Mom? I don't...
372
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,198
♪ Wah wah wee ♪
373
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,033
Oh, never mind, honey.
Work's calling.
374
00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:51,201
I gotta run.
375
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,454
Call you later.
Love you.
376
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:08,719
Hello, good afternoon
and welcome to my auditions.
377
00:16:10,346 --> 00:16:12,890
My name is Bertram Livsey.
378
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:16,185
You may know me from
my smash Broadway hit
379
00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:19,814
"The Flounder at Midnight" and
my award winning one-man show,
380
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:25,277
"Me, Myself, and I:
Journey to the Center of Me."
381
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:26,570
Hmm?
382
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:30,240
And now I am here
to bring me to you.
383
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,576
-[gasps]
-If you're lucky.
384
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,704
I am here to mold and shape
385
00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:37,665
the next generation
of thespians.
386
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:41,084
But am I willing to work
with just anyone?
387
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,586
[chuckles]
No.
388
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,130
You must be excellent,
you must be outstanding,
389
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:48,300
you must be incredible
and in a moment
390
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,679
we'll see who has what it takes.
391
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:54,181
Only the truly gifted
will make the cut.
392
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,934
[fanfare]
393
00:16:56,934 --> 00:17:01,313
And that's why I will only
always and ever love you.
394
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,439
[Bertram] Next.
395
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,067
[groaning in pain]
396
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,151
[Bertram] That will be all.
397
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,445
[howling]
398
00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,365
[Bertram] Don't. Just don't.
399
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:14,326
[drum roll]
400
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,496
You may begin, Miss Roberts.
401
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,585
Miss Roberts,
is there a problem?
402
00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:26,380
[gasps]
403
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,590
The play. Where is it?
404
00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:28,674
No, no, no, no.
405
00:17:28,674 --> 00:17:31,010
[taps foot]
406
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,387
You got this.
[clears throat]
407
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,972
Romeo, Romeo.
408
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,558
Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
409
00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:47,860
Art thou uppeth the hilleth
with Jacketh and Jilleth?
410
00:17:49,737 --> 00:17:51,113
[whispers] Sorry!
411
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:54,075
Four score and seven years ago,
412
00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:58,996
Romeo Romeo, sat on a wall
and had a great fall.
413
00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:04,543
Look, up there,
way up there!
414
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:07,170
It's a bird, it's a plane.
415
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:14,720
♪ Give my regards
To Broadway! ♪
416
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,396
[melancholy music]
417
00:18:30,444 --> 00:18:32,780
Oh, I'm so sorry, Barbie.
418
00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:35,658
I lost your script
and I panicked.
419
00:18:35,658 --> 00:18:38,327
Thanks. I know you tried.
420
00:18:38,327 --> 00:18:41,080
I probably should've just asked
to audition later.
421
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,458
My fair ladies, did you
knocketh them dead?
422
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,044
Oh, apparently not.
423
00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:50,422
[sighs]
Your turn to say nice things.
424
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,800
Well, it's like my
abuela always says,
425
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,135
"When the rain begins to fall
426
00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:56,095
and the roof above
your head is leaking,
427
00:18:56,095 --> 00:18:59,222
hop on your motorcycle
and ride out of town."
428
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,142
Your abuela rides a motorcycle?
429
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,686
-Only when it rains.
-[door opens]
430
00:19:03,686 --> 00:19:09,025
Quite an exit,
Miss Barbie Roberts.
431
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,027
And quite a performance
as well.
432
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:14,822
That was the most inventive
comedic commentary
433
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:17,366
on Shakespeare I've ever seen.
434
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,702
Pure genius.
435
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:22,371
It reminded me of me
when I played the lead in
436
00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:24,165
"The Prince and the Doughnut."
437
00:19:24,165 --> 00:19:25,166
Did you see it?
438
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,834
Truly glorious.
439
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:31,130
Welcome to my class.
440
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:34,842
-[hoarsely] I'm in?
-Yes.
441
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:37,011
-Your friend too.
-[gasps]
442
00:19:37,011 --> 00:19:40,681
That's right, Miss Barbie
Roberts, the other one.
443
00:19:40,681 --> 00:19:43,350
I could see your shoes
the whole time.
444
00:19:46,062 --> 00:19:48,355
Cute, but very noticeable.
445
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,815
Loved your improv.
446
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,776
It reminded me of me
when I played the lead in
447
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,277
"The Walrus With a Chance."
448
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:58,490
Did you see it?
It was a triumph.
449
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,283
See you in class.
450
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,494
-[hoarsely] Woo-hoo!
-Yes!
451
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,662
This is amazing.
452
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:06,082
You ladies are an inspiration.
453
00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:09,085
I know exactly what to do
for my project now.
454
00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:11,545
With a little risk and
a whole lot of improv,
455
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:15,465
my costume will be bursting
with inner essence.
456
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,509
[music playing]
457
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,888
And who knows. Maybe I'll
win a Sobby Award one day.
458
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,514
You've got my vote.
459
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,600
Oh, we can celebrate
with mango muffins.
460
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,686
Actually, I think I'm okay
to skip the mangoes.
461
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,605
[Brooklyn]
Who wants mango curry?
462
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,314
Oh, my gosh, I love mangoes!
463
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,691
Gotta go. Love you, bye.
464
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,904
It's a little New York twist
on your West Coast tradition.
465
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:38,572
I know how much
you miss them.
466
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:41,992
Plus, my dad felt so bad,
he bought like 100 mangoes.
467
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:43,744
Had to do something
with them.
468
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:46,122
Thanks, Barbie.
It's delicious.
469
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,124
Who's up for some karaoke?
470
00:20:48,124 --> 00:20:49,458
It's not the first day
of school,
471
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,043
but traditions and tunes Tuesday
472
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,087
has a nice ring to it,
don't you think?
473
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:56,132
And with the words right on
the screen, you can't miss them.
474
00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:58,259
[laughs]
475
00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:02,096
[instrumental music playing]
476
00:21:02,096 --> 00:21:04,807
[closing theme music playing]