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追逐夢想，全力去實現

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未來像想像般無極限

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一起奏出和諧的音樂

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二人搭檔，就完美無缺

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面對難關，心連心手牽手

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繫好安全帶與我去遨遊

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妳和我，在這舞台相約

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二人搭檔，就完美無缺

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二人搭檔

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（第一天的瘋狂）

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今天是開學第一天

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妳知道這意味著什麼

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-時間表
-瑪芬

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妳把瑪芬烤盤帶過來了？

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有人會不帶嗎？

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它是用來做我媽媽的魔法芒果瑪芬的

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西海岸羅伯茲就是
靠這個開始重回學校傳統的

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吃過瑪芬後，拍下第一天的服裝照

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時間膠囊，然後是家庭卡拉OK之夜

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這是為完美學年定調的唯一方法

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真多活動

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聽起來都很棒

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妳要是早點告訴我就好了

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我還要去選我最愛的筆

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合適的墨水會讓作業充滿活力

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該吃早飯了，週末再吃瑪芬吧？

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好啊

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-媽媽、爸爸
-喬治，快醒醒，是芭比

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妳還好嗎，親愛的？現在是凌晨4點

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更多的麵條

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瑪格麗特
我又做那個起司通心粉的夢了

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我快被切達起司淹死了

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糟了，有時差，這裡是早上

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那裡卻還早

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我一切都好，愛妳，再見

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等等，親愛的，開學快樂

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妳正在做瑪芬吧？

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沒錯，我正在做

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接好了

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-謝謝老爸
-謝謝親愛的

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不要忘了清理貓箱

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-芭比
-什麼事？

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對不起，是這個芭比

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希望妳喜歡罌粟籽

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謝謝，有牛奶嗎？

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還有麵粉、雞蛋、小蘇打和芒果嗎？

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這些東西配貝果可真有趣

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其實我想做瑪芬

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這是我的家庭傳統

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我們沒有芒果

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我一週前在夏威夷摘的芭樂行嗎？

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不太行

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對不起，芭比
我等等可能可以去買一些

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週末再做芒果瑪芬吧？

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我要出發了，法國，我來啦

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我要趕快去辦公室了

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-還有貓箱
-收拾好貓箱就去

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好吧，做不成瑪芬了

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時間膠囊怎麼辦？

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這是為了未來

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說到未來
12分鐘30秒後，地鐵就會出發

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若要準時，5分鐘後出發

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-我說的〝準時〞...
-是指〝早到〞

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我是指早到

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配上芒果會更好吃

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〝舞蹈、音樂理論、唱歌〞

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早安，開學快樂，髮型不錯

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紫色挑染超好看的

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8點半

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西海岸的時間還是很早

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但我可以午飯時再打回家，對嗎？

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布魯克林？

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馬里布，快看那是誰

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-那是...
-深呼吸

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妳能用拼的嗎？
比手畫腳呢？有幾個音節？

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拉法，布魯克林短路了

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那是伯特倫利夫西

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他是個天才
有史以來最偉大的演員之一

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不，是最偉大的

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我在百老匯見過他有十次吧？

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他不僅瞭解表演

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還特別會演

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他在這裡幹什麼？

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那就是他嗎？

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我聽跳舞的學生說

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他們是聽學電影的說的

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他們聽學戲劇的說
他今年要在這裡當客座教授

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只有透過試鏡才能上

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好，我們還是想想怎麼留下好印象吧

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我一定要上他的課

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我要表演什麼呢？
必須是完美的一段表演

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既可以展現出我的實力
但又不會太誇張

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既要有趣，也要嚴肅

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既要家喻戶曉，又要耳目一新

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我知道了

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一個戲劇性的英雄場景

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不行，馬太多了

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或許弄點神秘的東西

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蠑螈的眼睛

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還有青蛙的尾巴

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等等，還是是蛇的尾巴？

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不行

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太難聞了，必須更有代表性

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山丘

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不行，太暈了

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我不知道該做什麼

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最好趕快想出來

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明天就要試鏡了

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明天？

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要上課了

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我們午飯見，拉法

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布魯克林，深呼吸...

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有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？

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我好像不需要

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那就隨你吧，但事先告訴你

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我這邊的臉更好看

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我們開始熱身了，好嗎？

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布魯克林，妳在幹什麼？

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妳沒聽到嗎？我們要開始了

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我要找到一個完美的試鏡表演

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七，八...

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不行...還可以，不行

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布魯克林，她過來了

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我說過不能帶手機，羅伯茲小姐

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除了我的課，妳還有想去的地方嗎？

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因為我可以安排妳去

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老師，我...

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這是我的錯，因為...

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其實是妳的圍巾太漂亮了

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這是亞歷山德拉布傑，對嗎？

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沒錯

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我找這樣的圍巾找了好多地方

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所以我請布魯克林上網看看
因為我把手機忘在了置物櫃

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圍巾顏色和妳的眼睛太配了

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這確實很難找

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我是在樣品特賣買到這條的

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下課後我再把連結傳給妳

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謝謝妳剛才救我

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別客氣

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而且我還在她給我的網站上
買到了超漂亮的圍巾

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所以完全是雙贏

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說到時尚

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現在正好是傳一張
開學第一天的服裝照回家的時候

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不，我錯過了

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至少思佩傳了照片

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大災難

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我的服裝設計導師
要我們設計一個標誌性〝造型〞

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探索我們的〝內心本質〞

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我還沒弄清楚我的〝外在〞本質

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而她卻要求兩天後就交？

151
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真正的藝術需要時間，而且...

152
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他竟然還這樣

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我之前不是說過嗎？

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我的右臉更好看

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我是未來的獲獎導演珀哲皓，不用謝

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〝破折號〞？

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是那個標點符號嗎？

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怎麼？〝逗號〞被取走了？

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還是〝分號〞太無聊了？

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我的全名是珀哲皓爾海克拉夫特三世

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但是也可以叫我珀哲皓

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我要說一下珀哲皓的下一部驚天巨作

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就是對那些自然狀態下
有抱負的藝術家的曝光

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妳們倆？我喜歡妳們的拼命，愛死了

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至於你？你一直在抑制

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我需要勇氣、我需要焦慮

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某種感情，任何感情都行

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聽著，〝破折號〞

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是珀哲皓

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你說了算

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我們現在有事要忙

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所以停止拍攝

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妳說的是導演用語，不錯...

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再見

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所以，我的作業...

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我要去上音樂理論了

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我要去上舞台燈光課了
還要繼續找試鏡表演

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放學後再聊你的服裝作業，拉法

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這樣的情況我根本工作不了

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西海岸現在還在上課

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我要和發明時區的那個人好好聊一聊

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發生什麼事了？妳怎麼了？

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還不錯，是嗎？

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這是我的試鏡表演
《羅密歐和茱麗葉》中的一段

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正確的選擇，對不對？有很多哭戲

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伯特倫非常喜歡眼淚

187
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那個人可以說哭就哭

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他因為劃時代的演技獲得了哭泣大獎

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《哭泣的風車》

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我看下一個哭泣大獎的得主一定是妳

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妳繼續練習吧

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太好了，我一定能選上

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〝羅密歐...

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汝在何方，羅密歐？〝

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妳說什麼，親愛的？

196
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不是和你說話，老爸
我在和羅密歐說話

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00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,347
妳們已走完第一天的沙灘散步了

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真希望我也在那裡

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什麼？妳們的訊號不好

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好點了嗎？

201
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現在好了嗎？

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現在呢？

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〝違抗你的父親，並且...〞

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埃塔，吃飯啦

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對不起，埃塔

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〝羅密歐〞

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現在時間正好，我剛從滑板公園回來

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趕快告訴我，芭比

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妳今天早上把瑪芬弄焦了嗎？

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沒有，我甚至沒做瑪芬

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而且我只有烤焦那一次而已

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我現在還是能聞到煙味

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那時候我才十歲

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〝就算用別的名字

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稱呼玫瑰

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也絲毫不減它的芬芳〝

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00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,357
她遇到了麻煩

218
00:11:30,441 --> 00:11:33,068
所以我告訴她
我很喜歡她的圍巾...

219
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:34,736
等一下

220
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,906
這件有我的風格嗎？那這件呢？

221
00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:41,118
有〝我既是凶猛叢林貓
又是活潑小貓咪〞感嗎？

222
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,828
有？

223
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,914
我就知道，我會重新開始

224
00:11:46,457 --> 00:11:49,668
-沒什麼問題吧？
-沒有，只是一件戲服，等一下

225
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,379
相信我，你是一隻叢林貓

226
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,592
糟糕，你等我一下

227
00:11:57,509 --> 00:12:00,137
這件像優雅的駝鹿還是小老鼠呢？

228
00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:03,849
不，妳說得對，需要更壯觀的麋鹿

229
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,353
危機解除了

230
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,606
〝羅密歐！〞

231
00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:15,194
聽起來還有一個危機需要處理

232
00:12:15,277 --> 00:12:18,113
-明天再聊？
-好啊，晚安，芭比

233
00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,617
希望羅密歐值得妳喊這麼多次

234
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,971
早安

235
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,099
我以為妳昨晚
喊過〝羅密歐〞之後就會上來了

236
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,518
通宵的成果如何？

237
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,812
糟糕，我說不出話了

238
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,898
妳說什麼？我沒聽見妳的聲音

239
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,608
我說不了話了

240
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,737
-妳在說話嗎？
-排練太多次，失聲了

241
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,907
妳一定是排練太多次，失聲了

242
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,744
別擔心，我會解決的

243
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,371
但是我需要援助

244
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:08,914
茶，喝掉它

245
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,582
加熱板，穿上它

246
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,000
大蒜，吃掉它

247
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:23,637
不，還是沒聲音？

248
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:28,016
別擔心，會想到辦法的

249
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,977
我和鹿角不搭

250
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,646
不要問

251
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,524
拉法，你非常有天賦

252
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,359
一定會想出辦法的

253
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,610
謝謝妳，馬里布

254
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,362
該妳了，布魯克林，說好話

255
00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:45,492
她什麼都說不了，排練過度

256
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,078
沒聲音？寫紙條也行

257
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,746
很好，卡

258
00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:52,291
變好了...但...

259
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,960
還不夠好，我可不會創造奇蹟

260
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,671
幫我就是幫你們自己

261
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,716
對了，拉法
攝影機不會騙人，我的朋友

262
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,968
你的左臉才更好看

263
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,805
拜託，你根本一點都不懂...

264
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,478
他說得對

265
00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,397
很討厭，但是沒錯

266
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:17,232
這改變了一切

267
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,737
我們再來一次

268
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,656
這一次要有真感情，從頭開始

269
00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,158
我們沒時間了

270
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,578
布魯克林今天下午就要表演
但她卻失聲了

271
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:35,375
難以置信，所以我總是要求
要有替補演員待命

272
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,460
我要喝杯咖啡

273
00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,880
妳應該要有個替補

274
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,132
妳確實有個替補

275
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,344
就是我，我來當妳的聲音

276
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,262
我在台下說台詞

277
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:49,473
而妳在台上對嘴

278
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,059
就像莎士比亞卡拉OK一樣

279
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,688
妳真的覺得這行得通嗎？

280
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:57,856
沒問題

281
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:02,027
絕對萬無一失，不會有人懷疑的

282
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,057
嗨，老媽，等一下

283
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,602
我正在想今晚的卡拉OK要唱什麼

284
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,062
妳愛的那首叫什麼？

285
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,190
就是那首有〝哇哇耶〞的那首

286
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,109
-我不...
-妳一定記得

287
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:43,986
〝哇哇耶〞

288
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:46,113
認真的，老媽，我不...

289
00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,031
〝哇哇耶〞

290
00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:49,741
算了，親愛的

291
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:51,368
工作電話來了，我掛了

292
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,286
等等再打給妳，愛妳

293
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:05,048
哈囉，午安

294
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,384
歡迎來到我的...

295
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,802
試鏡

296
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:13,015
我叫伯特倫利夫西

297
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,433
你們可能看過

298
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,602
我著名的百老匯戲劇《午夜掙扎》

299
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:20,063
還有我獲獎的獨角戲

300
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:26,111
《本人、自己和我：
通往自我的旅途》

301
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:30,157
現在我把自己帶給了你們

302
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,701
如果你們夠幸運的話

303
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:37,289
我到這裡來是為了
塑造下一代表演藝術家的

304
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:41,543
但是我願意和隨便一個人合作嗎？

305
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,627
當然不是

306
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:45,422
你必須非常優秀，你必須非常傑出

307
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,091
你必須非常讓人驚艷，接下來

308
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,595
我們就會見證誰才有真本事

309
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,639
只有真正有天賦的人才會脫穎而出

310
00:16:57,142 --> 00:17:01,354
這就是我會永遠只愛你一個人的原因

311
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,564
下一個

312
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,193
就到這裡吧

313
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:11,198
停，別演了

314
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:17,120
可以開始了，羅伯茲小姐

315
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:22,417
羅伯茲小姐？有什麼問題嗎？

316
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:28,673
劇本呢？去哪裡了？不要啊...

317
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,385
妳可以的

318
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,971
羅密歐...

319
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,766
汝在何方，羅密歐？

320
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:45,524
汝在山頂乎

321
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,275
與傑克、吉爾同在？

322
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:51,029
對不起

323
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,865
八十又七年前

324
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,076
羅密歐...

325
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:59,079
坐在牆頭，突然摔倒

326
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:04,209
看啊，看那天空，放眼遠眺

327
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,003
是一隻鳥、一架飛機

328
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:14,469
代我向百老匯問好

329
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:32,863
對不起，芭比

330
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,157
我弄丟劇本了，所以我很恐慌

331
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,368
謝謝，我知道妳盡力了

332
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037
或許我應該要求以後再試鏡的

333
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,164
我的窈窕淑女們

334
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,541
妳們征服他們了嗎？

335
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,210
看來是沒有

336
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,672
現在換你說好話了

337
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,883
就像我祖母說的

338
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,344
〝天降大雨
頭上的屋頂也開始漏水時

339
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,889
你只能跳上摩托車，開到城外去〝

340
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,433
你的祖母會騎摩托車？

341
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,976
只有下雨的時候才會

342
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,023
妳的退場可真特別，芭比羅伯茲小姐

343
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,151
而且妳的表演也很特殊

344
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,736
剛才真是我看過

345
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,490
關於莎士比亞最有創意的喜劇評論

346
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:18,700
簡直是天才

347
00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:24,164
這讓我想到我主演
《王子與甜甜圈》的時候的我了

348
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,750
你們看過嗎？簡直精彩絕倫

349
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,962
歡迎加入我的課堂

350
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,842
-我入選了？
-沒錯，還有妳的朋友

351
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,764
妳沒聽錯，另一個芭比羅伯茲小姐

352
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,433
我一直都看得到妳的鞋

353
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:48,563
很可愛，但是太引人注目了

354
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:51,691
我愛妳的即興表演，讓我想到

355
00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:55,278
主演《海象明星夢》的時候的我
你們看過嗎？

356
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,989
完全是成就斐然

357
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,075
我們課堂見

358
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,327
-太好啦
-太好啦

359
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:03,787
這簡直太棒了

360
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,289
妳們啟發了我的靈感

361
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,251
我知道我的作業應該怎麼做了

362
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:11,628
一點風險再加上很多即興

363
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,131
我的服裝將爆發出所有的內在本質

364
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:21,054
誰知道呢？
或許有一天我也能獲得哭泣大獎

365
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,849
-我一定會選妳的
-我們可以用芒果瑪芬來慶祝一下

366
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,811
其實我吃不到芒果也沒關係

367
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,604
誰想吃芒果咖哩？

368
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,147
天啊，我超愛芒果

369
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,066
我要掛了，愛你們，再見

370
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:37,153
這是西海岸傳統的紐約版本

371
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,530
我知道妳很想念他們

372
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,282
而且我爸感到很愧疚

373
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,075
所以他買了好多芒果

374
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,493
必須要趕快吃了

375
00:20:43,994 --> 00:20:46,162
謝謝妳，芭比，太美味了

376
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,416
-誰想來唱卡拉OK？
-雖然不是開學第一天

377
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,626
但是〝唱歌傳統星期二〞

378
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,295
聽起來還不錯，不是嗎？

379
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,089
而且螢幕上就有歌詞，肯定不會唱錯

380
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,441
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