♪ Hey, hey! ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪
♪ Hey, hey! ♪
♪ La la la la la ♪
♪ Chasing dreams And making it happen ♪
♪ We can be anything We imagine ♪
♪ In harmony, it's clicking Like magic ♪
♪ It takes two! ♪
♪ When we're together ♪
♪ Double trouble Rocking in stereo ♪
♪ Better buckle up, Baby here we go ♪
♪ You and me ♪
♪ It's lights Camera action ♪
♪ It takes two! ♪
♪ When we're together ♪
♪ It takes two! ♪
[spooky music]
[frightened chatter]
-[splattering] -[screaming]
Sorry. Dropped my s'more.
Marshmallow down! Nobody step on it.
Uh, too late.
Anybody have some more s'mores? I'm still hungry.
Listen.
I think the screeching stopped.
[sighs]
What was that?
It's nothing to worry about, kids.
Just the magical sounds of nature.
Didn't sound very magical.
Dad's right. It's just nature being natural.
What do you say we head back to our tents and get some sleep?
I'm sure we'll have forgotten all about that
weird, loud, not at all scary sound by morning.
[gulps]
[tense music]
What's that?
You really want to sleep in the camper tonight?
Well you're the boss.
I should probably go stay with Chelsea.
You know, keep an eye on her.
Yeah. And I should totally go keep an eye on Stacie.
You know, 'cause her eyes will be busy.
How about some star-gazing?
It's a great night for it.
-Absolutely. -Yeah.
-Uh-huh. -So clear.
Nothing like being able to appreciate them
in the great outdoors.
[screeching]
[dramatic music]
[screeching]
But, you know, the camper has windows.
[all yawning]
What time is it?
[yawns]
Time for...
Good morning, campers!
How'd everyone sleep?
I'm pretty sure I didn't. And I can't feel my...
[gasps]
What is that?
[laughs] That's just Skipper's drool.
Ew!
Get it off, get it off, get it off!
Not mine.
I woke up with Brooklyn's boot as my pillow.
That noise last night
didn't come from a slimy monster, did it?
Monsters don't exist, Chelsea.
But if they did, you know what would scare them away?
The smell of my famous breakfast sausages and pancakes.
Time to fire up the grill.
Need any help, Dad?
Did you say help, Barbie? I'll help. I love to help.
Why don't you two budding superstars take the morning
to finish up that song you've been writing?
Now that Ken's offered to pitch in with breakfast.
Great idea.
Thanks Dad!
So, just you and me then?
Grilling pancakes isn't for the faint of heart, Ken.
It takes years of practice.
[giggles]
Think I'll head out for a quick paddle before pancakes.
-Have fun. -See ya.
Check out our new game, Skipper.
It's called camping fetch.
It's just like regular fetch but while camping.
And we can use the sticks for the campfire.
Because what screeching monsters hate most of all is fire.
[laughs]
Chelsea, that screeching noise was for sure spooky,
but I promise it wasn't a monster.
There's nothing to be scared...
[bushes rustling]
[screams]
I'm sorry. What were you saying?
[giggling]
Hup, hup, hup.
She's all yours.
Become one with the batter.
[breathes deeply]
Nice ladle technique.
Great form.
Really?
-I mean, I thought it was OK, -Um, Ken?
-But as long as... -Ken?
...you think it's great.
-Ken! -[yells]
Rocking chorus, check.
Verses that literally sing, check.
But we've got to figure out the bridge.
Bridge, right.
Bridge, bridge, Brooklyn Bridge.
London Bridge, falling down, falling leaves.
I can't stop thinking about that sound last night!
Ah, me neither. What was that?
It happened right after we started telling ghost stories.
This is no time to start believing in ghosts.
Right. No. It had to be an animal.
But what kind of animal would make that bizarre sound?
It just so happens I have an app for that.
"Unusual sounds of the wild."
-[mooing] -[pig squealing]
[rooster crowing]
Sounds like my third grade trip to the zoo
when I lost my cotton candy to a pack of howler monkeys.
[shudders] That was a dark day.
Maybe it's a mating call from some lonely animal looking for love.
Or maybe it's an exotic species that's never been discovered.
[roaring]
[gasps]
Whoops! Finger slipped.
I'm not finding anything.
Got an app on there that'll help us finish our song?
I wish.
We just need to get back into the same chill mindset we had yesterday.
Yeah. Maybe if we just close our eyes,
breathe in the fresh forest air
and take in the beautiful sounds of nature.
[breathing deeply]
[screeching]
[screams]
What is it, and why is it back?
I don't know and I don't want to know!
[dramatic music]
[screeching]
[grunting]
Did you hear that?
The screech?
Uh, yeah, hence the running for our lives.
I know. But...
Is it just me or did it not sound so scary that time?
[screeching]
Yeah. Maybe you're right.
What if whatever's making that sound isn't trying to scare us?
What if it's scared and needs our help?
I mean, it could be trapped or hurt or...
You don't need any more convincing, do you?
Nope.
-We're in.
I love a good rescue mission.
Me too.
[barking]
Careful pups.
Grill's hot.
I'll take care of them and breakfast.
Just holler if you need me.
[screeching]
I think it's coming from this way.
Or maybe that way?
Let's split up to cover more ground.
Malibu, Skipper and I will cover the south end.
Ken, Chelsea, Stacie and Daisy, you take the north.
Campers! Operation "Let's find that creepy noise
that might not be a creepy noise
but could actually be a cry for help" is a go.
I should've workshopped that first,
but you know what I mean.
[puppies panting]
Who wants to play camping fetch?
Huh? Huh?
[gasps] The sausages!
How are we supposed to know what we're looking for?
Is it big? Small?
Four legged? More legged?
We aren't looking for a wolf, are we?
Or one that looks like a lady?
Because I heard this story about a girl in the forest
who ran away from a wolf dressed like a grandma.
That's Little Red Riding Hood, Chelsea.
You heard about her too?
It's probably a chipmunk or a squirrel.
Maybe even a skunk. Though that would stink.
Get it? Skunk? Stink?
Like that joke.
Hey. That looks like fur.
Huh. I've never heard of a purple animal before.
Unicorns can be purple.
I've always wanted to meet a unicorn.
I wouldn't get your hopes up.
[gasps]
Ooh.
Woah.
They look like something a snake would make.
[yelps]
What? Snakes are horrifying.
All that slithering and those beady little eyes.
But snakes aren't purple or furry.
Great point, Chelsea.
Let's go with anything but a snake.
Hey, check it out.
Looks like some sort of animal prints.
Based on my research
I'm pretty sure these belong to the deer family.
Or a badger.
Or possibly a deer crossed with a badger.
And how exactly would you cross a deer with a badger?
Never fear. I have another handy app.
"Animal tracking tricks of the trade."
Yup, deer crossed with a badger.
Or wait, hold on.
A frog crossed with a monkey?
As long as it's not a howler monkey.
[shudders]
Yeah, I'm still having an issue
with the whole "cross between two species" thing.
Definitely. Deer-badger.
OK. Let's say that is true,
which I am 100% sure it's not.
Ooh, see how the tracks veer off the path for a bit
and then come back?
That makes me think it might just be a deer.
-Like I said... -[gasps]
And here are the deer droppings to prove it.
Check it out.
I think I'll pass.
Wow.
You sure you're a city girl?
[laughs]
Honestly, I'm kind of surprising myself
with how one with nature I feel.
[yelps]
Was that a spider?
[laughs]
That would be a leaf, "one with nature" girl.
[screams]
You were saying, or should I say screaming?
[small chuckle]
Woah! This must be the world's biggest unicorn.
Whatever it is, looks like we're getting closer.
Kind of a bummer that this is cutting into your songwriting time.
Well, if something out here needs our help
it's totally more important.
Besides, we hit a wall this morning
because we couldn't stop thinking about the screech.
You used to always come up with your best ideas in the shower.
Which was mostly awesome, unless it was my turn next.
I never got any hot water. Or ideas. [chuckles]
I'm way too familiar with Malibu's epically long showers.
You laugh, but if there was a shower right here
I could knock out that bridge
between my shampoo and conditioner.
[sniffs]
Uh, you guys smell that?
It's not me, is it?
[gasps]
Is that why you brought up the shower?
[laughs]
Unless you're wearing Eau Du Grilled Sausages
I think we've circled back to our camp.
[all gasp]
[leaves rustling]
It's up ahead, behind there.
Hey.
Hear that?
[leaves rustling]
Let's move nice and slow.
Don't want to scare it more than it's already scared.
[screaming]
[roaring and rattling]
[screaming]
It's a snake!
It's a lion!
It's a bear!
It's an app.
So, I take it you guys haven't had much luck either?
We found this.
Purple fur?
I keep telling Stacie it's a unicorn
but she doesn't believe me.
I think you might be right, Chelsea.
Wait, what? Really?
Yep. Weren't you playing with your stuffed animals
around here yesterday?
Uh-huh.
[laughs]
Guess we really were on a unicorn hunt.
[gasps] Mr. Unicorn! Told you so.
That doesn't explain these bizarre tracks, though.
Those are totally bizarre.
Bizarrely similar to the tracks Ken's binocular strap is making.
Just happy it's not a snake. Nice work, Sherlock.
Wish I could do the same with the tracks we've been following,
which look like a cross between two different species.
Except they're not.
Huh. These kind of look familiar.
[sneaky music]
-[panting] -It's two different species, all right.
[whistles]
Which is why the tracks were leading us back toward...
-[growling] -[gasps]
It's coming from our campsite!
Oh, no!
[all] Dad!
[dramatic music]
[grunting]
[squeak]
[snoring]
[laughing]
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Oh, phew.
[laughing]
I, uh...
I guess I didn't get as much sleep last night as I thought.
How'd it go?
Not great.
We found a stuffed unicorn,
a snoring dad, and each other,
but no mystery creature.
Actually, we haven't heard the screech in a while.
Maybe it managed to free itself.
Or it moved on to scare other campers.
Well, wherever it is,
no sense continuing the search on an empty stomach.
-Who's hungry for pancakes? -[screeching]
We're gonna keep searching on empty stomachs, aren't we?
Yup. And this time it definitely came from that direction.
[dramatic music]
And this.
[grunting]
[squeak]
We have got to come up with a better way of stopping.
-[screeching] -Look.
[squawking]
It's some kind of bird.
No wonder it sounded so strange.
Its poor beak must be pinched.
Is it going to be OK?
Of course.
Just need to figure out a safe way to free him.
That'll work!
[squawking]
[triumphant music]
Got an app for that?
Don't need one.
This guy's a blue and yellow macaw.
They're known to scream for attention.
[squawking]
[laughs] Mission accomplished, buddy.
You're not from these woods, that's for sure.
Must be somebody's pet.
How do we get him back to his home?
Fly home! Fly home!
[squawking]
I guess he knows the way.
Well, we did it, gang.
We solved the mystery and saved a macaw.
And all before 10 am.
I think this calls for
a celebratory breakfast, don't you?
[stomach grumbles]
Last one back is on dish duty.
Uh, which way is back?
-Uh... -No clue.
-I was paying zero attention. -Are we lost?
There. No mystery to these tracks.
If we stick to this path it'll lead us back where we belong.
Hey! I think I just figured out the bridge of our song.
Wow. That is one giant s'more.
[laughs] It's a Roberts sister tradition.
On the last night of every camping trip
we make one huge s'more.
All four of us roast a marshmallow,
pile them on top of each other,
and then everybody takes a massive bite.
But tonight we're doing five marshmallows.
It was all their idea.
Like it or not, you're one of us now.
Who wants hot chocolate?
[laughs]
-Mm. -Mm-hmm.
You know, we never got to hear that ghost story
from last night.
I think we've had enough scares for one trip.
Besides, we've got something even better planned.
-You finished! -We sure did.
And it's all thanks to you guys, 'cause this trip
totally gave us the inspiration we needed and then some.
[tapping]
♪ Oh, woah ♪
♪ Woah, woah ♪
♪ Oh, woah, oh, woah ♪
♪ Everybody's got their Own journey ♪
♪ Life's not one size Fits all ♪
♪ If the path you're taking Is unique ♪
♪ It can lead somewhere Wonderful, yeah ♪
♪ Oh when my heart speaks I listen ♪
♪ And go down that road ♪
♪ I'll follow where my heart Beats the rhythm ♪
♪ Wherever I go ♪
♪ I know that I'll find My way home ♪
♪ Oh, woah ♪
♪ Woah, woah ♪
♪ Oh, woah, oh, woah ♪
♪ If you feel lost remember Who you are ♪
♪ Trust in the map inside ♪
♪ Mm, thanks to the ones ♪
♪ Who've been there From the start ♪
♪ Your story can be Your guide, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, when my heart speaks I listen ♪
♪ And go down that road ♪
♪ I'll follow where my heart Beats the rhythm ♪
♪ Wherever I go ♪
♪ I know that I'll find My way home ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, woah ♪
♪ I know that I'll find My way home ♪
[cheering]
You know, as much as we all miss you, Barbie,
it's obvious this is what you're meant to be doing.
Thanks, Ken.
And you'll need to perform an encore when we get home.
Your mom's gonna love it.
OK, everybody.
We've got to get an early start in the morning so...
[thumping]
Um, what was that?
[thumping]
[screaming]
[closing theme music playing]