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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎老板正在忙...

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‎小老板

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‎老板已加入线上会议

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‎大家都到齐了?请快快坐好

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‎你的牙还没长齐 我在日理万机

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‎洗耳恭听我给大家问候鼓励

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‎利润 工资 别忘了奶嘴

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‎我交朋友 我爱你 你被录用了

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‎来吧 朝天空高举果汁盒

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‎小老板 直到退休时刻

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‎-小老板
‎-告诉他们谁是老大

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‎-小老板
‎-我就是神话传奇

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‎-小老板
‎-别看我只是小娃娃

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‎拿张婴儿座椅

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‎这是家族企业 小老板

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‎就...腿放进去 后背放松
‎你是怎么弯成那样的?

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‎亲爱的!宝贝!小麦芬!

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‎一连说了三个爱称 妈妈要抓狂了!

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‎让她喘口气吧 孩子 都两周了

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‎怎么?你看到什么了?

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‎没什么 抱歉!我只是...
‎新公司 首次任务!

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‎你要专心 JJ

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‎让今天精彩到我们永生难忘!

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‎好了!我们不出去了!

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‎不 她想强撑下去!

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‎戴兹 你联系哭闹宝贝了吗?

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‎还在等机会 但我能说点私事吗?

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‎说吧

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{\an8}‎我...抱歉 我实在太激动了

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{\an8}‎我知道 我也是!

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‎嘿!我们正在处理
‎人质乱发脾气事件!

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‎你们和我一样兴奋吗?

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‎你怎么才来?

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‎我还在跟塔比莎
‎和坏点子宝贝想新公司的名字

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‎“心心相喜股份有限公司”
‎“心喜”就这样

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‎太棒了!我要把这个名字
‎刻在我们的首次任务庆祝蛋糕上

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‎我们不能把新公司叫“心喜”

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‎我们应该叫它
‎“全国联合宝贝资源集团”

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‎但很显然
‎我的联合首席执行官格局比较小

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‎谁会想为“全宝团”工作?

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‎注意 妈妈又开始玩手机了

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‎不要 远离社交媒体!

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‎那是会让你感到糟糕的虚假现实

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‎你会买东西 投票反对自己的利益!

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‎新情况 她不仅在玩 还在发帖!

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‎她要公开发布带宝宝的痛苦!

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‎-什么?
‎-不!

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‎她在写什么?

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‎我看不清

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‎但我看到很多感叹号和尖叫的表情

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‎她会在我们公司首次执行任务期间
‎丢一颗妈妈博客汽油弹

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‎毁掉爱的指数!

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‎戴兹 我们得跟那个哭闹宝贝谈谈!

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‎-我应该能把他们分开 但...
‎-那就做吧!

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‎其实我是有生命的
‎你做的有关我的梦都是真的

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‎亲爱的 宝贝 甜心?你先自己玩
‎妈妈去把自己锁进卫生间

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‎捂着毛巾大哭一会儿 行吗?

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‎可以跟哭闹宝贝谈了
‎但是他不想跟我谈

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‎那里要有一场真正的尖叫秀了

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‎希梦思做了几套平息怒气的装备

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‎-什么?什么?
‎-什么?

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‎-不会吧 什么?
‎-什么?

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‎-卢森兄弟
‎-你们来这里做什么?

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‎在我们打通这个电话之前
‎不要移动或换装备

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‎快和保姆监控无滤镜
‎首席执行官宝贝打个招呼!

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‎喂 这里有两只兔子!真可爱

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‎是吧 很高兴见到你
‎但其实我们现在有任务在身

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‎你们两个成立了自己的
‎爱的指数公司吗?真好!

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‎-名字叫做“心心...
‎-不是的

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‎如果你们的客户有需求
‎就赶紧去处理吧

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‎我升级后的新现场小组...

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‎-嗨
‎-就是我们

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‎他们要为隔壁的
‎5%精英宝贝准备生日派对

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‎我们不想把气氛搞紧张

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‎我们的爱的指数太高了
‎需要有医生待命才行

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‎总之 不要为搅黄了
‎我从宝贝企业退休的事不好意思!

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‎你们都是可替代的
‎我都忘了你们的存在了

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‎再见 兔子们!

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‎祝你们处理喊叫垃圾宝贝好运!

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‎哭闹宝贝的妈妈还在忙吗?

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‎她在浴室里打字
‎但听起来你们得快点了

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‎-发射大炮 我们要破门了
‎-现在就部署

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‎他什么时候...

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‎意大利大理石雕像
‎德国工程推进系统!

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‎放松 哭闹宝贝
‎我们只是两只来帮忙的快乐兔子

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‎但是你也要帮我们

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‎你已经害妈妈两周没出门了

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‎你怎么才能让她见见光?

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‎填充毛绒玩具和热奶瓶

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‎看到达成目标有多容易了吧?

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‎有人来了!我来了!

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‎杀手锏来了 你做得很好 孩子

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‎你好 女士 专业保姆 随时为你服务

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‎真的吗?不用回答 我非常需要!

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‎他需要我

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‎不 女士 拜托了 我能应付他

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‎女士 请相信专业人士

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‎你家有吸尘器或大型鱼缸过滤器吗?

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‎-白噪音或许能让他平静下来
‎-我什么都愿意试

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‎嘿 小家伙 我们说好了的!

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‎是的 我是说过达成目标很容易

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‎但那不是为了让你敲诈我们!

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‎我们去哪弄一个
‎装满苹果酱的儿童泳池?

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‎满足他!这孩子把我们当猴耍

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‎等等 你看到
‎他和外公在一起多开心吗?

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‎塔比莎
‎你极力为自己争取的薪酬待遇

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‎真是让老板一分钱都没白花

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‎卡米 行动

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‎她又在打字了
‎随时可能把牢骚发出来

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‎外公预计抵达时间?

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‎饶了我吧!他离这里很远的
‎但我在加急处理了

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‎我被比下去了

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‎我的小嘟嘟豆宝呢?

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‎爸爸?你怎么...管他呢

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‎你能看一下宝宝吗?

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‎我得去做美甲、按摩
‎剪发、购物、慢跑、试裙子

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‎还是先去和朋友们吃早午饭

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‎然后想起那条裙子 就再去试试

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‎然后发现我一开始就不喜欢它!
‎我爱你!

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‎鞠个躬!

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‎好了!

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‎让宝贝世界知道

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‎喜滋滋微笑之力开业了!

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‎如果你要否决“心喜”

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‎我还能用自己
‎不计其数的备用公司名称!

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‎我们需要一个能说明
‎我们虽小 但却很稳固

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‎会不停探索直至成功的名字

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‎所以我们应该叫
‎“蚊子窝你心有限公司”

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‎不行

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‎该点纸杯蛋糕了!

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‎没错!

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‎唯一的问题是要双份巧克力米?
‎还是双奶油?

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‎-蒂娜...
‎-稍等 阿玛尔

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‎-我在点纸杯蛋糕
‎-你不能点

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‎我们买不起纸杯蛋糕

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‎其实 我们连这次谈话都负担不起

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‎我们破产了

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‎破产?怎么会?

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‎那次任务花光了我们全部的运营预算

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‎飞行大理石雕像?
‎平息怒气兔子装备?

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‎外公吃了直升机上的零食

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‎这就是破产原因

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‎不对 你看错了

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‎我们收获了爱的指数

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‎可我还是需要钱运营啊

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‎钱?谁在乎钱?

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‎你快别说了

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‎公司是要干大事的 不必谈钱!

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‎你这是在召唤自己无法理解的力量!

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‎胡扯 那只是妈妈和爸爸

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‎想伤心或生气时谈的事 钱没有用

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‎多拉-比拉-玛门!

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‎怎么...

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‎你想知道钱是什么?它是机会!

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‎因为这是钱能为你买到的

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‎看见鲍勃了吗?
‎鲍勃是做帽子的 那是他的工作!

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‎他把它们卖掉以后
‎你觉得他会得到什么?

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‎-一堆让人恶心的纸?
‎-是机会!

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‎看看鲍勃!

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‎他把那些钱变成一辆新自行车!
‎或泰国菜外卖!

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‎或一个鲨鱼霓虹灯牌
‎上面写着“派对在哪 老兄?”

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‎-感谢你 金钱
‎-等等!

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‎所以鲍勃拼命做帽子

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‎只为让一些蠢货决定
‎“你能拿到这么多钱 鲍勃”?

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‎然后让其他小丑决定用多少钱

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‎买一个鲨鱼霓虹灯或食物?

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‎没错 你懂了!

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‎-好傻
‎-孩子们?

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‎你们来客人了

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‎“因欠费收回财产”
‎他们可以这么做吗?

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‎嘿!你们不能带走戴兹!

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‎没关系 我变成更便宜的东西了

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‎你想通了吗?

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‎妈妈!爸爸!我们公司没钱了
‎我们需要你们出些钱!

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‎抱歉 宝贝 我们爱莫能助

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‎这会打破我的首要原则

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‎不要和家人扯上钱
‎除非你做好失去两者的准备

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‎-这次不同
‎-认识你的哈维叔叔吗?

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‎不认识

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‎就把他的事当做一个教训吧

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‎我提醒一下你
‎我们已经提供了住处和工作场所...

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‎你们要再买些布丁杯了

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‎我现在只能吃你们藏在
‎冰箱后面的美味冰淇淋了

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‎不能吃小盒装的

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‎不!孩子们应该吃超市品牌超值装
‎你太小了 吃不出差别!

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‎她穿了我的拖鞋吗?

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‎我们要的不多 只要启动资金就够

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00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,636
‎一两百万 最多三百万

190
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:59,642
‎很抱歉告诉你们 姑娘们
‎你们的父母真小气

191
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,518
‎希梦思!新监视器怎样了?

192
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:05,689
‎我用从楼梯下找到的旧电子器件
‎勉强拼了一台

193
00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,191
‎可我不是你哥哥

194
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:11,111
‎我是卧底警察
‎同时还是你前男友的鬼魂

195
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:14,573
‎你被捕了 而我仍然爱你!

196
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,491
‎我知道!

197
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,076
‎她在他们的婚礼上

198
00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:20,329
‎把迪迪埃推进了污水坑
‎他怎么还会爱她?

199
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:24,124
‎抱歉 它偶尔会受
‎科特迪瓦肥皂剧的干扰

200
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,628
‎记得告诉我穆萨有没有做大脑移植

201
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:31,131
‎谢谢你 希梦思!
‎以我对肥皂剧的了解 他会做的

202
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,051
‎好了 我们去弄钱吧

203
00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:36,428
‎什么?怎么弄?你之前说超难的!

204
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,264
‎那是因为我不想打这个电话

205
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,934
‎本尼?我要两人座的交通工具

206
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,690
‎欢迎来到首个
‎也是唯一个宝贝银行!

207
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:51,860
‎世代以来一直在把爱变现成美元

208
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:54,113
‎哇 它为什么在水下?

209
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:56,532
‎你以为“离岸银行”是什么意思?

210
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:02,037
‎那是小火车吗?我们能坐吗?
‎我们坐前排!那是棒棒糖吗?

211
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:04,164
‎我们为什么不先来这里?

212
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,667
‎你是认真的吗?

213
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,377
‎我们费尽周折

214
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,754
‎就因为你不喜欢银行里有猫?

215
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,882
‎不是 猫非常适合从事金融行业

216
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:17,636
‎对细节一丝不苟
‎它们的灵魂里没有一丝怜悯

217
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:22,850
‎我希望能避开...

218
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,518
‎小老板!

219
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,312
‎这位一定是蒂娜天普顿!

220
00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,190
‎我是银行家宝贝本尼
‎这是我的手 你知道怎么做!

221
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,901
‎我喜欢这个颜色
‎真希望所有东西都是这颜色

222
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,070
‎-今天要干嘛?
‎-我们需要钱!

223
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:37,406
‎-是的 少量...
‎-商业贷款 哎呀!

224
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:38,782
‎我料到了

225
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,034
‎听说你从宝贝企业辞职了

226
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,914
‎所以 是什么新生意 我的朋友们?

227
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:50,544
‎还是生成爱的指数
‎但不从最受喜爱的孩子身上赚...

228
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,297
‎继续说

229
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:56,467
‎我们公司想占领一个不同的市场

230
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,177
‎稍等一下

231
00:11:58,177 --> 00:12:01,930
‎蒂戈斯努克先生
‎重新安排我下午4点的打嗝

232
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,223
‎不用了 取消吧

233
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:08,604
‎没错 我们公司会专注于
‎宝贝企业忽视的宝贝们

234
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,022
‎最难对付的那些宝贝

235
00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:15,486
‎一家关注坏脾气泰森
‎和流口水朱莉的公司?

236
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,949
‎也许可行 公司有名字吗?

237
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,785
‎-阳光企业!
‎-环球宝贝

238
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,330
‎你不过是把一堆辅音拼在一起罢了!

239
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,581
‎选一只手

240
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,082
‎你只伸了一只手

241
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,377
‎这就简单了
‎我会让这件事更简单 就是钱嘛

242
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,670
‎你要给我们钱?

243
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:37,799
‎你们的推销糟糕透顶
‎是我听过最糟糕的

244
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:41,220
‎但我知道以前
‎你们给我带来了多少爱

245
00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:45,974
‎如果没冒险精神 我就不会把
‎办公室开在离火车这么近的地方

246
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:49,645
‎-恶心的纸!
‎-十美元?

247
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:54,066
‎用这十美元证明你们是
‎有前景的爱的指数朝阳企业

248
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,526
‎然后就能拿到贷款了

249
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:58,695
‎你们最好打动我...亮晶晶火车!

250
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:05,160
‎我们该多买些铅笔
‎奇普老是把我的弄断

251
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,665
‎一根铅笔掰断
‎我就可以在黑市当两根卖!

252
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,583
‎还会给我发工资 对吗?

253
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,461
‎我虽然爱这份工作 但不想降低报价

254
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,755
‎-我们会用股权付你工资
‎-成交!

255
00:13:17,673 --> 00:13:20,092
‎是那种假想的未来的钱

256
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:22,636
‎这真是越来越离谱了

257
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,890
‎我们要用这钱去帮一个难缠的宝贝
‎以此证明自己

258
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,060
‎商店偷窃宝贝?总往购物车里扔东西

259
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,895
‎-我好喜欢那家伙
‎-头槌宝贝!

260
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,231
‎我们把他的脑袋变成屁股

261
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,442
‎它会更柔软 我们也不用改名字了

262
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,778
‎要想打动本尼 一定要够显眼

263
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,281
‎谁是镇上最惹人嫌的宝贝?

264
00:13:43,407 --> 00:13:44,491
‎凯西

265
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,959
‎你真恶心 凯西!

266
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,713
‎抱歉 离恶魔这么近忍不住

267
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:58,839
‎我错过了什么?

268
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,508
‎没关系 我来说

269
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,177
‎这一切要从凯西的生日说起

270
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,056
‎野餐、派对帽
‎连气球上都印着她的脸

271
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,351
‎那是凯西最棒的一岁生日

272
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,605
‎但这一切都要化为乌有了

273
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,191
‎-情况是 那天不仅是凯西的生日
‎-为什么?

274
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,528
‎还有七人制决赛

275
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,197
‎我们那么努力
‎这本来会是我们辉煌的一年

276
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,949
‎这不公平!

277
00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,786
‎-那个宝贝就是个废物!
‎-她毁了一切!

278
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,580
‎太糟糕了

279
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:34,666
‎-所以是谁赢了比赛?
‎-别问了!

280
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,461
‎整个小镇都不想知道了

281
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,296
‎什么?太荒谬了!

282
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:43,425
‎最糟的是 我们输了或我们赢了
‎却没人能见证胜利?

283
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,260
‎这是双输 拜托!

284
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,638
‎这是公共知识!
‎看 我找到了赛情回顾

285
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,975
‎-你把自己的手机弄坏了
‎-我会把它算进股权里

286
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:59,816
‎让一架飞机在云层上写
‎“凯西真的很抱歉”要多少钱?

287
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,485
‎道歉也无济于事

288
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,821
‎球迷都不太理性 塔比莎 对吧?

289
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:06,531
‎我还是坚持自己的立场

290
00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:10,243
‎在镇上的人看来
‎凯西偷了东西 他们想要回它

291
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,996
‎但这个被偷的东西是没法归还的

292
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,333
‎-这是个难题
‎-等等 我们不能归还?

293
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,918
‎绝不归还!

294
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:21,046
‎抱歉 这是标准策略 你想说什么?

295
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:22,422
‎我们重打一次比赛!

296
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,510
‎提醒你们一下 我们有十美元

297
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,513
‎举办体育赛事可能会花费更高...

298
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:30,931
‎等等 好啊!

299
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:33,809
‎反正镇上的粉丝
‎也没看到结果 对吧?

300
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,769
‎我们把功劳都算在凯西身上!

301
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,313
‎她会从被讨厌变成被喜爱

302
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,272
‎很好

303
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,900
‎只有我觉得这很荒唐吗?

304
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:45,529
‎我们没办法用十美元
‎重办一场全国赛事!

305
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:47,656
‎你没见识过我们的团队吗?

306
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:52,077
‎塔比莎 曾用一个笔帽
‎换了一台电动滑板车

307
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,537
‎我确实很厉害

308
00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:57,124
‎卡米 曾在郊区租用一架直升飞机

309
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,626
‎动作比送披萨还快

310
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,420
‎我 曾说服一个高尔夫球友

311
00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:05,132
‎开了一家岛上主题公园
‎把恐龙重新带回...

312
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:07,509
‎了不起 重点是 当然这不太可能

313
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,262
‎但我们就做不可能的事

314
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:11,513
‎-没错!
‎-没错!

315
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,681
‎我们行动吧!

316
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,017
‎为了凯西

317
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,477
‎-没错!
‎-为了凯西

318
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,022
‎达阵!

319
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:23,525
‎-什么叫只能这样?
‎-我们只有十美元!

320
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:25,444
‎别忘了切特!

321
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,613
‎他是运动员
‎只要给他二美元 他什么都做

322
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,159
‎嘿 大鹅 你认为我能做多少蹲举?

323
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,036
‎可我们感人的演讲!

324
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,329
‎灵感都去哪里了?

325
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,124
‎市场部可忙活一天了

326
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:43,712
‎大家都微笑 因为我们要上电视了!

327
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:44,671
‎不妙

328
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:49,051
‎而且我已经让镇上的人都知道

329
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,970
‎这一切都要感谢凯西

330
00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,309
‎我们得马上取消

331
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,270
‎金钱至上 本尼很会暖场!

332
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,898
‎-本尼怎么来了?
‎-我送了他贵宾票

333
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:04,191
‎纸箱座位!

334
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,402
‎我等不及要看看
‎你们怎么用我的钱了 好激动!

335
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:10,030
‎你偏偏选今天好好干吗?

336
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,532
‎给敏感的观众提个醒

337
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,828
‎下面的报道会生动地描述
‎一个恶毒的宝宝

338
00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:22,292
‎自从我们的七人制决赛
‎被当地罪人凯西毁掉后

339
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:26,880
‎大家就一直在想
‎“我们能把宝宝送进监狱吗?”

340
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,342
‎我们得摆平这件事!
‎谁把这只鹅赶走!

341
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,887
‎不 我没恶意的!

342
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,474
‎抢跑 大鹅?

343
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,601
‎想得美

344
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,561
‎让人一头雾水的新情况

345
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:45,899
‎这里好像有一位男士在追赶一只鹅

346
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,734
‎凯西在取笑我们吗?

347
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,237
‎-由你裁定
‎-这是什么?

348
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:56,201
‎记住 今天的比赛由凯西为你呈现

349
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,286
‎又是凯西!

350
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:03,125
‎所以 凯西 说说你喜欢
‎折磨小镇居民的原因吧

351
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,752
‎玛莎想要冲突 并再得一个皮博迪奖

352
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,295
‎我们得把凯西带离这里

353
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,798
‎你会做毁掉大家夜晚的白日梦

354
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:12,634
‎和毁掉大家白天的夜梦吗?

355
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,929
‎起码背景里的宝宝很可爱

356
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:18,890
‎凑热闹宝宝?他们不会吧!

357
00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,475
‎嗨 你们好

358
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:23,019
‎下午好 我们是挺好

359
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,438
‎但你们的凯西就不是了

360
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,900
‎你们把你们的5%精英宝贝
‎放进我们的新闻里?

361
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,068
‎没错

362
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,155
‎你们知道有多少人在看这场灾难吗?

363
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,364
‎看看她的数据!

364
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,993
‎嘿 凑热闹宝宝!嘿!停!

365
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:42,831
‎是的 我也很高兴见到你!
‎去别的地方凑热闹吧!

366
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,791
‎你觉得我们有多绝望?

367
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,252
‎你看到我在求一个
‎宝宝不要可爱了吗?

368
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:51,339
‎你知道5%精英宝贝多喜欢
‎蒂娜天普顿能量吗?

369
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,217
‎我相信如果你现在去和凑热闹宝宝谈

370
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:57,345
‎你能把她从宝贝企业拐走
‎转而做我们的客户

371
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:01,600
‎至少能从这场灾难中挽救一点
‎爱的指数 好让我们的公司维持...

372
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,396
‎还能把卢森兄弟的
‎欧洲超模脸假笑抹掉!

373
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:09,941
‎大家都说你
‎“比在柏油路上擦伤膝盖还糟”

374
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,318
‎想发表意见吗?

375
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,821
‎我知道了 你不用说了

376
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,699
‎我们开公司是要帮助最困难的宝宝

377
00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,451
‎我说了知道了!

378
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,287
‎凯西队坚持到底

379
00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,880
‎你觉得比我厉害 胶带?

380
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:36,801
‎你曾认为我们值得冒险投资
‎我们想请你再冒一次险

381
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,970
‎-你觉得呢?再给十...
‎-不!

382
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:42,307
‎你都没让我说完!我是要美元

383
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:45,936
‎就差一点!赶紧让开 让我看表演

384
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,730
‎你可以的 老兄!

385
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:51,691
‎-快够着边角了
‎-赶紧搞定!打败老切特

386
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,653
‎他这么做只是为了钱!你有勇有谋!

387
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,654
‎起来 切特!

388
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:58,448
‎什么才是“体育赛事”?

389
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,619
‎不就是大家决定关注
‎而结果未知的比赛嘛

390
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,080
‎真的嘛 这跟钱一样没劲...

391
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:10,585
‎别说了 戴兹
‎给这个戏剧性的比赛加点看点

392
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,422
‎-拜托 你这条蠢胶带!
‎-搞定

393
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,801
‎是的 是凯西二号 小镇零号...

394
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,886
‎看着点 老兄 你...

395
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,557
‎-拜托!
‎-差一点就抓住胶带了

396
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,227
‎这个抓胶带的人非常努力

397
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:29,938
‎但那条胶带粘得死死的!

398
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:32,607
‎这里有位很出色的江湖艺人 各位

399
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,027
‎人类能胜利吗?
‎还是说今天是胶带的幸运日?

400
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,946
‎嘿 等等 换回去

401
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:41,241
‎他连腿都用上了 就差一点!

402
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,451
‎他摔倒了!

403
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,624
‎加油 切特!

404
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:52,961
‎他试着转着圈抓 看左边 看右边

405
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:57,215
‎-有希望 不行
‎-加油 切特 上啊!

406
00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,552
‎-你的胳膊是塑料条做的吗?
‎-我们爱你 切特!

407
00:21:00,552 --> 00:21:02,971
‎这里有大事要发生 体育迷们

408
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,539
‎可爱的吉米杰克森 他成功了 各位!

409
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:33,209
‎-这位陌生人抓掉了后背的胶带!
‎-太棒了!

410
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,881
‎我来抽空采访一下
‎今天比赛的赞助商 凯西!

411
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:40,675
‎你觉得自己讨厌她 再考虑考虑吧

412
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:44,596
‎凯西 做镇上
‎最受喜爱的宝宝是什么感觉?

413
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,477
‎这是什么?要我打开吗?

414
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,440
‎我们赢了七人制决赛!

415
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:03,114
‎看来我们的贷款通过了
‎公司叫什么名字无所谓了

416
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,368
‎名字暂时可以不起
‎这才是我们的公司

417
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,535
‎太好了 凯西!

418
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,049
‎嘿

419
00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:25,136
‎我听说你是会为了钱
‎毁掉其他宝贝的宝贝?

420
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:29,766
‎我这里有钱
‎还有两个我想撒气的宝贝

421
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:31,184
‎所以请帮我报仇吧!

422
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:32,185
‎(通缉 重金)

423
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,778
‎我一定会开心极了

424
00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,351
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